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Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I want to talk now about an amazing thing that
Patsy you saw over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh is this the duck lady? This was so insane.
So I'd picked up odds from Sport on Saturday and
she hadn't had lunch. At about three o'clock she said
can we have macas? And I said, yeah, you can
as a treat. So we went through the drive through
and as we were waiting, because she never wants cheese
in a burgers, she hates cheese, so of course ultimately
we always have to go into this they wait while
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it gets cooked. So I was sitting there for about
five or ten minutes and a lady came out of maccas.
She was in with a group of girls with a
fully grown duck, live duck, not a stuffed duck, a
real duck, a quack whacked duck under her arm.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What walked across of a macas with an actual dog?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Wear ab macas with a live duck and just walked
across the car park like it was no biggie, no biggie,
and walked down.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Everyone must have been doing a double take and like
looking at it, I.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Could not believe it. And I said to Audrey, I said,
is that a duck?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
She goes.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
I think that that is a duck, and it's a
live duck. It's moving and it was.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Like, I didn't know you were allowed to.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Also, let's shout out to McDonald's, very kinder than the
macas there that they didn't say you can't come in
with the tree.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
But maybe she didn't come in with a duck. Maybe
she left with a dutch.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So the duck was just in there. It's the weekends.
Is something for the kids. It draws the crowd, especially
in Warribee. I could have believed come for the fries,
stay for the duck.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Rub my eyes, take my glasses off and just refocus
that I wasn't like imagining seeing things.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It was a real white duck with the low beach.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Did you think it was a goose thrown not?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Oh is it a goose? Is it not?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I would say that's more a goose. Is it a goose?
How big was it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Because geese are much bigger, massive, and they got a
fair old Hong Kong them angry.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
They are to.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Goose because it fully like went up under her arm.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And yeah and if it's big, be bigger than like
a duck.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
That looks like a goose like an orange beat yes.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
On the loose.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Wow, it was a goose, not a duck.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Did it have a collar? Did you have a shirt
and tie? No?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I didn't have a shirt or tie, didn't have any
clothing on. Just it's It was a beautiful looking thing.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They are majestic beauty, very pretty, striking.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I'd say handsome, yes, very handsome. But what was she
doing with a duck at magic?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It would have been heavy as well.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
They're bigger, fat breast on it was. It was stunning bird.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Let's wear okay, all right? So the strangest thing ever?
So pat saw we cleaned up a.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Goose a lady's arm leaving macas and wearribee insane? Okay, real,
what's the strangest thing you've ever seen?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I will never.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Forget the day I saw out the front of my
parents place. They lived near a beach. There was a
man in just sort of stubbies, like short shorts and
thongs with a full archery kit bow and arrow, who
instead of fishing with a rod, was fishing with like
shooting them, but like a bow and arrow, like a
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sort of bogan legalless, it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I think No one seemed to rd of the rings.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
All right, what is the strangest thing you ever saw?
Gimme call thirteen fifty five, twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Two Christian O'Connell Show one podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Christian, can you ask Patsy dead? The bird under the
lady his arm coming out of machas have teeth?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Wasn't that close to see geese?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Christian have scary old nashes on them? Ducks, don't Did
you see any nashes? No?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I didn't see any nashes. No.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, it wasn't that close though, So maybe like it
was a fair sized.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Duck, was it?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I reckon that, Christian?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Maybe Macas are trying some of the new happy meals
for adults called Quaky Mials.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Gold plus Chris gold plus. So we're asking today the
strangest thing you ever saw? Christian.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Strangest thing I ever saw was in the car park
of Dandenong, Taife in twenty nineteen. It was a car
with Mary and Jesus statues on the front seats wearing
seat beltsamin As Karen says, great, get your cart not stolen.
Actually good, it's guarding the car.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Kitlin. What's the strangest thing you've seen?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Literally saw this last week.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
I was driving home and I thought, what is that
hanging out the window of this car?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
It was a skeleton's arm.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
The guy that was driving not only had a skeleton
in the front seat seatbelt on, but also in the
back and it was like a party themed car.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Was transporting them around for Halloween.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I think so, but it was really weird.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
He like I literally looked across to him. He looked
like an ordinary guy, but just with two skeletons hanging
out with him.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I remember once driving into work to do the breakfast
showing in London, and you know, sometimes your traffic lights
you just have to look to the left, and there
was in a Toyota Camery. It was just like five am,
right in the middle of London, a clown, fully dressed crown.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Oh that's terrifying in a car.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
I remember actually going, Yeah, not a tiny clown.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Car, no, no, no, this was a Toyota Camry. A
very urban car. Pennywise, what's he doing? No up to amazing?
No good?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
That's not a kid's parties. Five on a Tuesday morning.
What has gone on or going on? I didn't know
whether to call the police.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What I say, crowd in the car? This crime, sir?
Is there being a chrime? He's going to do something. Yeah,
he's thinking about it. Get him now do it in
a camera? See something, say something. Be alert but not alarmed. Addix.
What's the strangest thing you've seen?
Speaker 9 (06:26):
I am one hundred percent sure that I've seen a UFO.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What Yeah?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
So I was doing night shift on the tractor. So
you're going all night plowing a paddock, which I used
to do back on the farm. And I was probably
seventeen eighteen years old and would have been about five
in the morning. I reckon the sun was just coming up,
and I look. I got out of the tractor and
I looked up and I dead set saw this silver
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disc and I went, hang on, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Why is that there?
Speaker 9 (06:59):
And I looked at it and then I turned around.
I think I must have gone to the toilet or something,
and then I came back.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's a classic Aadian story is that who the hell
she's a ufo? I just go to a quick slash,
come back now.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
But I remember coming back, but it was gone, like
I looked. I must have looked down and then I
looked up and it was gone.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It was disappeared.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Great eye went the story and what else you see? No,
I won't to have a peek. Okay, she didn't meet
the audience.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, No, I really needed to go waste of Scully's time.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
But I just remember it being there for a second
or two.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
You actually weren't just tired. You've done an all night
in the field.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's what I thought, because you drinking that moonshine, that
you're making those barns, because it was.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
So there, like it was right there, and I just
I just remember staring at her, going, what on earth
is that that?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's it was? It was as so remarkable.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Was it making a noise or anything, no teeth.
Speaker 9 (07:55):
No, completely silent, and it was sort of a very
beautiful clear sky, so you could there was nothing else.
There was no cloud or anything as itself. And he's
out there in Northwest in the South Wales and the.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Middle Australia's area fifty one. Let's go do we got here?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Wayne? Good morning, Wayne, Good morning?
Speaker 10 (08:15):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm good welcome to the show. Have you had a
lovely weekend? What's the strangest thing you've ever seen?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Wayne?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Coming home on a tram, sat down beside a lady
with collared hair fluo air. She proceeds to open up
her bag on her lap and produces a rat which
climbs up on her shoulder. The rat had the same
collareds fluo her hair as she did.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Oh color matched?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wow? Who copied her?
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Needless to say, I got off at that stop.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That is quite a sight.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Trans There's something about magnets.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, the night dwellers, Yes, day walkers.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Wayne. Thank you very much, your story mate, have a
good day. Thanks on the show.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
He's coming thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Strangest thing you ever saw?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Right now, What is the strangest thing you ever saw?
Coming out Maca's at the weekend? Patsy saw a lady
with either a large duck or a goose under her arm. Christian,
I saw last week a lady driving a car wearing
a motorcycle helmet. She's driving a car wearing a motorcycle helmets.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Can't be too safe.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Wow, that is a lot to take. Some emails Christian.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
A couple months ago, I was at a shopping center
in a suburb famous for having eclectic people.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
As I was walking in the.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Bathroom, a woman walked out of a toilet store holding
a packet of sausages and two liters of milk, which
in itself I thought was cross enough. When I came
out of the bathroom, she was sitting in one of
those massage chairs, chomping on the raw sausages and drinking
the milk out of bottle.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Huge smile on her face.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
She's living her best life.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yes, that's what you're into, harming any one. And you
know last week we foun out that you eat raw bacon. Yeah,
still cannot get over there, done, yuck out you? Yeah? Naomi?
Speaker 7 (10:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
We're singing of besauts.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Riding my horse in Mount Disappointment State forest and a
man was collecting firewood naked from the waist down. Yeah
he knew he really had wood. nameI what's her sight?
And let's go to a Joel here, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Joel, Good morning crew.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
How are you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
We're good down Joel. What is the strangest thing you've
ever seen?
Speaker 6 (10:48):
So this would be about twenty five thirty years ago
now and I don't why to me and my sister
and I say my name, she isn't weird. It stipps
the norm for us now. But I've come home from
high school and walked into the the you know, through
the front door into the hallway in front of the house,
and standing directly in front of me was a coffin
in norway.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That is confronting.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's that center, you know, just had some bargains keep
it until I need.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
It, and you know, to you'd be confronted with the
fact that it's just you know, the not some mock
up something you would buy an aldy. It was actually
a real coffin. It was a proper coffin from a
from a bee behind and it had the gesus on
the cross, and it had the you know, the brass
edging on it, and it had this the white silk
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still inside of it. And my father had bought it
from a neighbor who worked for a funeral coming and
he had opened it up and he put a shelf
inside of this was the nineties, so we still had
yellow pages and the stuff that we used all the time,
and home phones. He'd put a shelf inside with a
center light so when you open the door up the
sense of what would go on, and there was a
telephone on the shelf and yellow pages stacked up, and
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it was he was using it for a phone booth.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And that's a crazy a privacy booth.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Yeah, it had telephone engraved on the name plark where
a name would normally be. And for years we had
friends from school. I just thought it was the weirdest thing,
and they were right. And and all these years later,
my parents still have it. It's no longer to tell
of my book doesn't know. They don't have a house anymore.
It's all mobiles said. They don't have it nowadays. It
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has a life size stuff mummy standing inside of it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Of course it does.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
And when you when you walk past the door is open,
especially not because it's plugged in the mummy. You walk
past and its eyes lights up and it rumbles like
a mummy.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
And it was.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It was the weirdest thing I think when I was young,
and now it's just the norm. And the best part
of Christian is because they always kept in the hallway
Mam and dad. Mam and Dad never had any issues
with with Mormons knocking on the door.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'm going to get one. That's a great Joel, great story.
Thank you very much for calling mate.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
No serious, have a good day.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
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