FULL: A New Mrs Orangutan

Christmas Trees, Birthday Parties, The Battle Of The Decades, Amazing Animals, Whare Are The Odds and the Timewaster!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast Showtime.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
The pickings were a few this week.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
My finger's getting sought fine hack.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Me Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three, Show.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
One two and twenty seven Coome Onrning Jack Post, Morning guys,
Good morning, Patsy, Morning boys, Patsy.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Please tell me that isn't true. What I hear from
the team that Christmas trees already up?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yep, yep. For Griswold mode went up yesterday, very proud.

Speaker 6 (00:35):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (00:36):
November the six six today? Forty nine days? Excuse me,
forty nine days until Christmas?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah? No, no, I build up.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
That is like hiding the Easter eggs in March. Ready,
that's exactly the same.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
Pi.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
No, no Christmas lights outside Christmas lights. When I'm a
week earlier, I'm going to be organized, so you can
tweak it a little bit each each weekend at a
little bit more. It took ages, though, for the love God,
it's his job to get it out of the garage
and erect the tree. But half the tree was missing
and we couldn't find where it was.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Obviously, you can't go real one because they drop all
their needles now.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Dead by then, No, we have we have the fake
big seven footer. It's massive roof, it's fantastic.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
The probably up in Parliament Square.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, it's brilliant. So he puts it up and then
we do the light lights go first. We have a system.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
So did he find the other or yeah it.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Was in another box somehow we'd stupidly put it in.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
And yeah, that's like everyone at Christmas time.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
This year we must be more organized and after Christmas
like whatever over it.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I see on social media some people are really organized.
There's this thing on Amazon you can get. It's like
a trolley that you'd see in like a mechanic's garage
where he keeps his tools.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
They these shiny trees.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I thought, no, that's too organized, So we've just got
big troughs.

Speaker 8 (01:59):
But it looks yeah, we.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Got the big trough as well, and it's like all
the tinsels. Take it up with the lights. That's next
year's problem.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
And it's all just in one horrible nest. It somehow
works into an even worst thing.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Over the year.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
You don't use it, and then when you get there
at well, it should be December. Traditionally for normal people
and you try and untangle it and then you just
spin it goes skip brainyway.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yes, there's always the sacrifice of the lights every year.
Yesterday was no different.

Speaker 9 (02:27):
There was.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I went to the front door and there's like this
ball of black string. I said to Chris, what's that?
He said, young lights? Another one bites the dust. Every
year we seem to lose a set and then we
have to go and buy another.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
I reckon ninety nine point nine percent of landfill around
the world's Christmas tree lights. No wait, and the other
one percent is fidget spinners.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
This month is a busy birthday month.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
It's my daughter turns eighteen, my wife's birthday Friday, and
then JP jack post birthday this month as well. What day,
busy old month. Trying to catch me out. I'm not
font it for that one.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
You'll know. You'll know when it's your birthday. Oh you're
going to.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Find out one day jacking by, but I'm not the
man to tell you.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Team.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
When is it Sunday Sday?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
This Sunday is eleventh tenth. Ah.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
The changes every year with the cocks going back.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
You know, I'm a Gregorian Canadar guy.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
That's all because in the.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
UK used to be eleventh and now, as I keep forgetting,
is here happy birthday for this Sunday?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Now, what are you guys all doing Friday night? I'm
I'm trying to look into.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Your eyes, sisterrect this Friday night?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
This is he it's my wife's birthday Friday. Swear having dinner?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Or are we see? These are all very good alibis
if you've got them. I suspect that is throwing me
some kind of surprise party. I can't prove it, but
I wanted to see if you guys were in on
it or knew about something happening on Friday night.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
It's a double surprise. It's a surprise.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Okay, Well maybe you just won't.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah, that's the other horrible thing is that we haven't
been invited. We're not part of the inner circle. So
what's spoots you?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Well? Over the last week she keeps dropping things like
you go, what what are you doing next Friday? Which
is why why you already care about next?

Speaker 6 (04:18):
If she is playing a surprise fight, real bad way
to go about it.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Would you be surprised if there was.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
A surprise party next Friday.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
She essentially asked that she goes, what what kind of
thing would you like to happen for?

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Your birth is happening there?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
So I said to her, I don't. I don't feel
like anything. I don't need anything. If there's a party
coming now, I don't.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
I don't mind if I'm not invited.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I just wanted to be filled your reaction, because I
know what you're like. You'll be you won't even hide
the irritation, and then you're quietly sought off to bed.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I would be to be fair to her. Years ago,
she did throw me a surprise party, and it's probably
the most memorable birthday I've ever had because I was
actually surprised. People from all different parts of my life
were there and it was a great night.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
But ever since different parts of your life here are
you ken that wider circle? Different parts of my only
in his thirties, he's got different parts of his life,
all right, Jason Bourne.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
But ever since then, the idea of a surprise, the
idea of a surprise party bokes me more than the
actual event that I had many years ago, And I
don't want right.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Now, his poor wife is listened to this taking stream
of stuff. How you'll get to know him in time.
We'll just take all this down by away.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Thet I don't like a surprise.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I would want you both struck me as people who
will Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Because then you feel like, especially would it be in
your own home. The playlist will start chopping up drinks
like this is a surprise for them.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, that's what I don't like about it. I don't
know any what's been chosen, what's been paid for. If
we got the most efficient price, to.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
My concerners that i'd have to be put to work
at my own part yours you'd have to pay for what?
Are we surprised by the way sending a manager of
a restaurant goes. That's twelve hundred bucks to build for surprise.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
That's honestly. I don't even like to not be if
we're going on holiday or something. I don't like to
be cut out of the process of booking flights because
I always think Bianca just buys whichever one's most most convenient.
I thought, do you know, is there a more economic
way to do this? Did you look at the cheaper flights?

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Is there no?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Can we catch a bus there?

Speaker 5 (06:39):
On any given night out with my wife, I need
to know what the exit plans are. You know, we
know what times the earliest we can leave, even though
we'll never leave there normally. My wife by then just
trying to drag me away. But I need to know
going in, what's what's the time we could leave.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Imagine a surprise party in your own house and then
you're stuck. You are trapped, which didn't stop me on
Newyear's Eve, to be fair, I went to bed where
everybody's still partied out the back.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
What would what if it was at a restaurantor anything,
would that make it easier?

Speaker 6 (07:10):
That would What if it's a chest surprised chest?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I just no surprise is just tell me.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
He loved that.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I wouldn't because my surprise.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Microsoft team my friends.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Don't know how to do chess, like play chess properly.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
So what if we practicing?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
It would be like the time that you guys came
over for a pokingne and it wasn't really that fun
because it's mostly me explaining how poker's played and no
members that.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Didn't understand it. Yeah, I wonder why we haven't done that.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Again since Christian Connall Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
My Life and I went out for dinner the other night.
When we came back, my wife went into our bedroom
and I heard this scream. She went, oh my god, Chris.
One of the pets has smeared their bum all over
the carpet. And I go in a perfect j, literally
a perfect j. It's unmistakably. It's a brown that fades.

(08:01):
Obviously once the dog had wiped it, the will wipe
into it, and I guess they look around and go lovely.
That was that's really good, better than grass. Actually, what
is this carpet?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
It's like a sky rider. Yeah, it's way more discussing.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
I was just going to come back and add more
letters because it was just a j. And I could
tell it wasn't a German Shepherd of because it was
a narrow ass that done your favorite. It was the
toy poodle, the dog that we got during lockdown that
I do not accept. And so my wife said, I'm
going to have to go and check his glands. Yes, right,
and she said, unless you want to do that, when
I will get on my hands and knees and clear

(08:35):
this up. I'd rather clean the carpet up a dog
poop than have to go and do that. So I
did my bit, and then I went to look for
my wife. That pervert dog I think had done this
on purpose. I'd never seen him looking so happy. Seriously,
I walked in on a scene that looked like it
was a new showber's act of some kind of small
poodle dog and my wife as a ventriloquius act. His

(08:56):
eyes were at the back of his head. Seriously, he
was delighted by what was going on. Means I got
a mirror, my wife said to you exagger I went, okay,
I'm gonna go and get a mirror.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
I took him.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
In the end, I took a photo on the phone
and shown she went, oh my god, took a hand
out of him.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
You now, it's going to be more of this.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
He likes it.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
He likes a little bit too much. He's a little dog.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Perv The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Christian Chatter to Lady the to day.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
She was telling me she's had her Christmas tree up
for three weeks. She's been through three trees as well.
Because they get the moment. She goes, nah, that's all right, ah,
fun times all right. Time for Battle of Decades? Were
this once a week? Jack pits the song from the
two thousands. I go on from the nineties, Patsy does
the eighties. We each pick a song. You get to

(09:52):
decide which song you want to hear.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Three songs enter, one song leaves one era to rule
them all. It's Christian o'connall's Battle Love that decade.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
The most of number you need is our text and
I'm going to cost your votes in a minute. Oh
four seventy five O three one O four three? What
song will you endorse? Zeitgeist?

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Patsy here, you've given up with this one.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
No non intervention, just.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Warming up boys, because I'm continuing with the Christmas theme
and it's just pushing up a gear too, right, the
best Christmas song of all? Whem last Christmas?

Speaker 6 (10:34):
You kidding?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, I'm kidding. I'm definitely serious.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Too early, not too ey play Christmas song, but this
is this is a Christmas eve.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Actually not a song about Christmas. It's more about.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Relation, everybody. It's a Christmas video to irritate people at
this time.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, well, and what a video it was.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Brially weeks ago you were moaning about Christmas decoration just
being out with stores and people are playing Christmas songs
is too early?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
No, not now, it's not once Melbourne cups here, bang,
it's time. But the video clip, the.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Packing the horses away, and then people are cranking out.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
A funny little thing about the about this song and
the film clip. Talking about the video clip, it's the
last time that George Michael apparently was filmed without a beard.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Tell you what he made me?

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Lean in there?

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Okay, I'm interested, I play and then I hear that
and I just felt like I've about smashed in the face.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Damn it, Mark's brothers prank with a cake in the.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Face or the flower water.

Speaker 11 (11:43):
There?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Girl, He's just rewinding, like maybe I missed something on this,
maybe more calorific content than I thought.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
But it's too food.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
So it's a lasting video without bed apparently, So.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
But that's not true.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Faith Stubble, Yeah, yeah, Stubble stubborn his.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Bitch, So it's not the last one.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
It is the last one. Then he went kind of like,
I'm coming around to do this doubble so well.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Did he really will that number one? Cold?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Who else where's a good stubble? He was only mount
rushwoll Of stubbled man. Does Chris like to wear a stubble?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
He does over over holidays.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Holidays, wonder, don't know why you're rangers?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Melbourne cup?

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Do I see shadow?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I don't personally like it now it's a bit scratchy
on my face.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Oh that's marriage, isn't it. Well?

Speaker 5 (12:44):
You originally loved you, now hate. I hear you, Chris,
I hear you?

Speaker 7 (12:49):
All right?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
What have I got from the nineties? How do we
mend a broken heart? Time time time? You do it
slowly and delicately. This is a big, noisy song. It's
a subtle song. It's the sound of a lock being
picked by an expert locksmith, someone who can pick the
lock of your heart. Let him in, Ronan Keating. Let's

(13:11):
go back to the nineties. Not just a song. The
movie for notting Hill Huey in that park. He didn't
know where he was in his life.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
Oh my god, this is a banger, this movie Hill Love, Actually,
this one notting hills Grave.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
What a song.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
You could honestly be a politician.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
You may have to run.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
I may have to run.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
This great song you sold out, you have sold.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Is on the show tomorrow. So that's going to be
a bit awkward when you be bum licking him, you
will and you have him in the news. The Great
Bonan Keating is singing today.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
At Flemington too yesterday kind of fine figure.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
What a song.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I imagine Ronan can do the stubble.

Speaker 12 (14:00):
But.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
I doubt it.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
He's has that hair color.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
It makes for a week stubble. Actually, you know, too light,
too light. You're right, it's fair.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
It's not ginger. It's strawberry blonde. Strawberry blonde, no blonde.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Rio is having a look at Ronan Keating online right now.
That's part of his job, apparent every day.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I'm just googled Ronan Keating stubble and it looks weird.
It doesn't look nice at all.

Speaker 13 (14:32):
What you.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Reckon?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Just stubble and long hair. Yeah, no.

Speaker 14 (14:39):
It.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Ronan's appeal is the clean shaving guy, isn't he. Yeah,
it's fresh, he's fresh baby face.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Anyway, that's the song that Roan Keating inexpert Irish locksmith.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Jackie boy, what have you got from the two thousands?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
You know, I'm always saying we should play more local
music on that.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
You've never said that unless his friends all.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Wrong let's go for a band right here in rich
went Melbourne. Well they've but they've definitely been through Richmond
in their time tax from two thousand and two, creeping
up slowly?

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Is it just this sort of vibe for it?

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Now?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I will say this, In the early two thousands Australian
bands love they could not resist the record scratch And
I heard the record scratch even for a pop song.
They couldn't resist the records.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
So tell me what happened then to Taxi? Right this
wonders or no?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
They had a couple of other songs. Yeah, in the
early two thousands in Australia could hardly walk the streets
without pumping into a right.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Perhaps it is just a fact check on this, not
that we should we going to Patsy a ball Peoplebert,
Are you familiar with Taxi?

Speaker 15 (16:03):
Right?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Of course? But I haven't heard that song.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
The biggest salm.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Patsy's worked in music.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
A whole life.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
This is the biggest of them. This is a great song.
And if you love this country and you love this city.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Someone else to throw in the ring to run against me.
If you love this country, all right, trump make Melbourne
great again?

Speaker 6 (16:35):
All right? For now?

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Eighties nineties or two thousands to oh fall seven five
o three one o four three the number, then you
just put eighties nineties or two thousands oh fall seven
five three one oh four three eighties.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
If you want insanity, what about this? Let him in?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Oh my god, staganists some horses in the background. Irish
people love horses and buddies. He would be so happy
that maybe paying it.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
And then chance got this local backed.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
He's never He's actually have more energy than any of
the summer.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
On Friday show, we were doing the time Waster and
Rio had a fact about horses that they can never
get lost and we were like, we have no idea
of verifying that and what have you called? In one
or probably the top five most Australian suning men ever,
this guy called Buddy who had this amazing story about

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horses and never getting lost.

Speaker 16 (17:47):
I had a friend who was a shape driver back
in the nineteen thirties, picked up a mother's sheep off
a farm and bought a horse off a farmer. They
drove the sheep back to central Victoria and about three
days later the horse got out of the yard and
over a week later it got back to New south
Wold where it comes from. It swam the Murray River.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
True story, mate, swam the Murray River. This this is amazing.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
So today's show then or nine four one four one
o four three. We're asking to call us up with
your amazing animal stories. Rio, you said you've got a
great one for to kick us off here with.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Oh, yeah, I used to have a Mexican walking fish
when I was about ten.

Speaker 8 (18:22):
Rewind sorry what I used to have a Mexican walking fish?

Speaker 6 (18:25):
What's that?

Speaker 8 (18:25):
An axeltel?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Our neighbors had one.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Describe it to me. I've never heard of it.

Speaker 8 (18:30):
Are you familiar with a salamander?

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yes, of course.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
It's in the same family, the same genus as the salamander.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
So like a small kind of dragon. Yeah, it's more
I guess.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
More between like eel and the dragon.

Speaker 17 (18:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
It looked really slippery.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
With my memory of when a pet.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
Yes had that as a pen. Wasn't allowed a dog,
but it was allowed a Mexican.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Fish, how lucky you? Or the terra pin.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
So they are quite interesting because they can They normally
live in tanks in water, but they can walk outside
of water for a couple of hours they can survive.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
I mean the name sort of suggests they might be
fond of walking.

Speaker 8 (19:09):
Pretty amazing for a fish.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Yeah, but one day I wonder they've got they've got legs.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
Then here they've got little legs. Yeah, four little legs.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
It looks like it kind of looks like halfway through
a evolution drawing where the fishes water and starts to
walk on.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
So they're not performed, yes, yes, exactly. And one morning
I woke up and he wasn't there. Axi wasn't there.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Ox a couple of hours, I've given up hope, obviously,
because they would have died. And then later that night
I found Axi in a beer bottle in the recycling bin,
so he's gotten out.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Oh my god, I've got a bender legless.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
He survived just using the beer as his water source
for at least, you know, nine or ten hours.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
They don't have to be correlated, by the way. That's
just right, people go all right, So I'm just trying
to think if I've got any booze related animals.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
How did you take.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
The Christian Connell Show podcast?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
An email here from Sharon, the subject heading caught my eye.
Animal incidents chased by an orang a tongue. Okay, if
your job involved you get an emails like this, you
know you do important vital work. Chase by unarrang a
tongue high Christian not sure if I miss her?

Speaker 6 (20:27):
But are you doing animal incidents?

Speaker 9 (20:30):
Well?

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Animal amazing animal stories. No animal incidents. I was hiking
with a guide to my husband in Sumatra. It's quite
an opening to story, isn't it, As we all do.
I was hiking with the guide to my husband in
Sumatra and the guy said, uh oh, that mail up
the tree is moving. I think he's heading down. The
mail up the tree is an a rung a tongue.

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They are massive. What are they about? Ten feet making
up ten foot yeah, ten foot tall ten don't look
it up, just tell my word for it. Twenty feet high,
nineteen feet wide. I have long red hair. And the
guide said, missus, you need to run right now, very far.

(21:14):
Oh my other trees going.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Oh my style.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
I coming, Honey.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
I think I just found myself and you, missus, run
I'm coming.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
I have long hair, long red hair.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
And the guy said, missus, you need to run fast now. Christian,
I ran so fast a guide was scaring me, trying
to scare the male back.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Up the tree.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
How exactly do you scare a horny 'm gonna back
up a tree? She's not your type, very naggy. My
husband was on the ground laughing so hard that he
couldn't breathe wow, honestly, he was no hap. I cann't
catch my breath. I was running so quickly, and then
I heard them yelling at me. It took them forever
to get to me because everyone was still laughing. They

(21:56):
called me missus. That's from Sharon. She's now been with
that Ranger Town for ten happy married years. Some more
of your amazing animal stories. Years ago and we were
on our honeymoon. Our lovely neighbors were looking after our
best dog ever, Mulin, and he thwarted Roberts from stealing
our outdoor setting our friends gave us for our wedding

(22:19):
at two Ammy bart Madly and the neighbors came round
to see the thieves dropping the furniture and running off
really big heist. It's like the next Oceans movie trying
to get that bunning is outdoor.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
It's so clunky as well so heavy.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
They're so wide those tables, aren't they You're gonna need
to tilt it. Pivot pivot, Ruth. Christ my dog noticed
me struggling in the water and dragged me to the
riverbank by my index finger.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Wow, wow, wow index finger.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Amazing animals. He was not letting me go and toll
us out of the water. What amazing story, Ruth. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Look a for your stories of amazing animals nine four
one four one o four three. Since we start the
show to that, I've got two brand new tabs. Open
up my computer of Google. What does an ax a
lot all look like?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
A strange looking animal?

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Isn't it beautiful though? Ponyo a little ponyo?

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, studio gibblery whatever he is, studio ghibl pon, little
fishy in the sea. Why don't you come and have
I swim with me? Ponya pan your little fishy in
the sea.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
I girls just a love watching that.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Oh my looks like a half a fish with a
human head.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yeah, but it is a big bit like an acts
a lot low. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
And the other thing I'm just googled is how being
as strong as an oranguton tell me google that five
to seven times the strength of human whatever. You're maxing
out right now when you're on one rep, max on
that bench press. So you, Ranger Town, put a lot more.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Plates on the go.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Keep all right, amazing animal stories. Now you've got something
amazing that you dog Luna did.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
She once ate a whole cake and hid the evidence.
So we woke up in the morning after you just.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Said the last story.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
It was a dog putting its owner our body of
water by an index finger. Yeah, anything, This isn't amazing.
It's like that's on Brandy.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Isn't the amazing part that she thought to hide the evidence?

Speaker 6 (24:24):
No, she just ate it all.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
No, it was on a plate. He was on a
plate and she ate the whole part. She pushed the
plate under the dishwasher when she was done. So we
woke up and when we looked, it wasn't even like
we could see the evidence the cake had been eaten.
It just disappeared.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
But that's her just nosing its dogs.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Do get a bit more, yes, Diane, good morning him,
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 18 (24:50):
Oh, I've got an excell little story as well. I
got my first tex a lot of one. It was
just just a tad just before we were about to shift,
and we didn't know what to do with him.

Speaker 19 (25:04):
We was in the tank.

Speaker 18 (25:04):
And we thought, okay, we've got some goldfish as well
that we're in another tank.

Speaker 19 (25:08):
So when we moved, we had.

Speaker 18 (25:11):
A kid's waiting pool. So we put the whole lot
in the in the waiting pool like the ax lot
or and the goldfish. Unberknowns to us. You don't do
that because the fish will actually eat the little friller
around the top of the axl lott and their legs well, the.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Goldfish will just go for their legs only that is cool.

Speaker 18 (25:30):
But they grow back. They were amazing animals. Anyway, What
had happened was we still hadn't called him anything, didn't
have a name for him. So when that happened, we
end up calling him Neil.

Speaker 19 (25:48):
Legs.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
But they did grow back.

Speaker 12 (25:51):
It is it is a.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Lot with a lot from this cool. You do not
put goldfish and an a lot al together.

Speaker 18 (25:58):
No, no, no, lessen learn ye.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Thank you very much, your story mate.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Thanks you have a good day.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Bye waiting pol.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
No waiting pool like a kid.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Yeah, you know, we go passing it.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, they put the kids in there.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Make good morning, Good night, Chris.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
I'm good Matt, Welcome to the show. So you got
a story about an amazing animal.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
It was a horse.

Speaker 20 (26:23):
So you were saying, our horses always returned the home,
can't get lost. No, that's right. So I was going
to under grad Ation ride working one day in the
track delivering mate and got the under Grade Action ride
and there's a horse running along the road with just
a saddle on, no rider. So I thought this isn't right.
Looked behind me and there was a Mike beyond me.

Speaker 14 (26:41):
He was a builder.

Speaker 20 (26:42):
So we've pulled over and hannahd the horse in or
paddock and tied it up, called the police. The police
came sort of had a bit of a look around.
We kept the horse in the paddic and then I said,
I'll give you my numberright to capeon gall because I
was working, and I said, give me a ring, let
me know how you went. And he wrung me later
on that I and told me that they found the
lady who'd fallen off the horse on some rocks then

(27:03):
on the beach, and she cracked her head on the
thing out on the on the rocks and they had
to call name it ambulance because I couldn't get her
in torn and because I couldn't move her. Sorry, And
I got her just in torn before the tide coming.
Otherwise she would have passed away. And her husband wrung

(27:24):
me a couple of bed of wake later and said
she was doing well across the horse.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
God, what a story.

Speaker 20 (27:31):
Yeah, I just brought my house and he sent me
up a bottle of the water and a thank you car.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Oh what a lovely thing to do, Matt, thank you
very much your story now.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I was tagging Christian O'Connell show podcast Friday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
I took my twenty year old toughs to have three
lesser three wisdom teeth taken out under a general anesthetics.
So had to go to list little hospital and I
got a couple of minutes before her, and I actually
thought I.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Knew she was nervous. Is she actually coming?

Speaker 5 (28:04):
She's twenty now, I mean, I can't just pick her
up anymore. You know, when your kids are like four
or five, you can just pick them up and take
them where they need to go, right, It's okay. Suddenly
trying to pick up a twenty year old doesn't want
to go to the dentist.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
I'm getting arrested in that story. It's not a good
look for dad.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
So I'm like, I, you yourself have not terrified.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
So perhaps if you had all your wisdom Teethel.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah I have. When I was about year eight, Yeah,
it's agony. Yeah, that's awful. It was like forty degree
weather and hous.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
He was you outside? Did he?

Speaker 5 (28:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
It was we didn't have air conditioning at home at
the time. It was vile. And my mom.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
You never done at home, did you at the kitchen table?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
But the recovery country well, and my mother insisted that
I had it done over school holidays, any.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
School, so you'll get this. And because we've all.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Had ours out it hurts, right, I remember it is
so obviously I can't.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
It doesn't.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Sometimes the truth gets away. So she was like, is
it going to be really sore afterwards?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
And I was like, it's not as bad as people say.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
I'm lying, of course, because actually, if I just say,
oh my god, it's unbelievable. Painkillers they don't even do
anywhere near enough. She doesn't need to know that. She
finds out, So I'm like, it's not as bad.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
As the saying.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
She says, oh my beause some my sister keeps messaging
me Lowis who had it done early this year and
knows the truth.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
She was like, she said it was bad, and.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Went, she has a very low pain threshold, but you
got to just smoothing your hand.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
It wasts the air that way, and she's flinching, you know,
So I wouldn't. I would ignore a lot of that,
you know.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
I think she's just winding you. I'm like, sisters, do
that is? If anything? It's I said, And then I
tried to sell the general.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Anesthetic, and I went, but tell you what we do get.
I'm jealous a general anesthetic. You have one of those.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Big old trippy sleeps right now. Oh my god, you're
going to go time traveling. I wish there had some
leftover for dad out there, and they're waiting for the
next couple of hours. Anyway, I started to fill her
format because she's late, and they go, oh, no, this
person is an adult. You can't fill out her form.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
I forgot.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
I keep forgetting. I have a twenty old. You can't
fill out their forms anymore. You are a guardian. But
it's actually they fill out their own forms now at twenty.
So anyway, she goes to have the procedure. So I'm
waiting for like an hour and a half and ago
you can come and see her now. And I got
to see her, and she's been she's been crying. She's
quite old pain and it still breaks your heart when you
seem a little bit of pain. And they go, hey,
it's right now, it's hard pass for it's Friday.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Dad's here. She goes. I thought i'd be happy, but
I'm just, ah, it's okay.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
You know, you've been sleeping some people while you were asleep.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
They ripped three teeth that year. It's a lot to
take in, to be really honest.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
But anyway, as she was sort of coming around of
the next hour or two when I'm waiting with her,
where she sort of just has a little bit too
drink and stuff like that because she had to fast
for the day, we started talking about wisdom teeth, right,
and if she goes to me, what even our wisdom teeth?

Speaker 6 (30:58):
I went, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
I think think when your babies they're like high up
in the skull and then when the time's right, they
start dropping down, descending like there's slowly parachuting through your
face and then suddenly they're in the jaw already like hey,
we're here.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
But no one knows why why don't they join the
rest of the teeth on that journey that we had
at seven years old?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
And they don't. Not everyone's because has got to get
she's got to get braces. And the dentist said, it
depends if those we could see.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
On this she's getting visilone.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Well, yeah, hopefully mama needs a third.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
Luckily that I mean, braces have moved on from those
poor train tracks track. There's ones now you can't even
see that.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
They're like a plate. They're amazing. But hers, her wisdom
is sort of like waiting, waiting, sort of at the
side of the stage, and they're not coming down.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
In the dentist, that's what we're doing, hiding in the game.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
They may not necessarily come down. She's said, Is that right?
Not everyone has that.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
This is how that I remember the dentisty what my wisdom.
Teeth were doing. The rest of the teeth dropped down
like parachuting. Some teeth were facing out the same way
your eyes face out. They were pushing against the other teeth,
and that's why they had to come out, because eventually
they were going to mangle up all the other teeth
in my mouth.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
When we're born, we have the milk teeth, right, and
those are shed like a snake's sheds its skin, right,
and then the proper sort of adult teeth are behind them.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
So are we making teeth?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I know the rest of the teeth are up there.
If you want to look at one of the most
horrifying images, you can google what a baby's skull would
look like, and it's getting four rows of teeth.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
It's so the babies, they come with teeth.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
They come with they come with the adult teeth.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
I'm not sure about the They must be like a
smaller size the sea dragons.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
The baby ones are smaller, and then the adult ones
are in there, like between the nose and the mouth.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
You're the eyes, not that storage you know, still shoved
into the bat there that can overhead locker.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
But the wisd and teeth are a different story. I'm
not sure if they're in that second set or if
you make Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
All right, so what do you think The Christian O'Connell
show podcast.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Wisdom Teeth jackrickins he's seen a photo of a baby's skull,
and there's all our teeth are in there.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Now. Worry they're crying all the time.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
You all the teeth you're ever gonna need pre loaded
on Christian I'm in a very small percentage of people
who don't get or have wisdom teeth. That comes from
Susan Christian. When I had my wisdom's out, I love
that phrase. The bottom two were sideways, so I had
to have the two teeth next to them on either

(33:35):
side removed as well.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
It's like a rennolt in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
My teeth was so strong that to snap them, no, do.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Theyn clear up the snap root?

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Oh lord, yeah, Chris, I think you are This is
the kind of logic we have on this show. I
think you are born with all your teeth. My son
had to have his wisdom teeth cut out of his
jaw at the age of eight.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
That's pre wisdom.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Always a boy king, he's a future leader, incredibly wise.
Your man could be the new incarnate of Buddha that
we don't know. Put those wisdom teeth back in his skull.
We have Angus on the line here, Angus man, how
you going? I'm good Angers so what do you know?
Do you think that we were born with wisdom teeth
and all of our teeth?

Speaker 21 (34:24):
Yes, I'm not sure.

Speaker 22 (34:25):
I learned this when I was quite young. But the
thing is, we evolved to have smaller jaws over the time,
because when we were back in you caveman times, we
had bigger jaws, and we also used to have to
grind up our vegetation in our food or what marks
we couldn't cook it. So the reason we had them
was because our jaws were bigger, but we needed that
extra set of teeth back there and that would help

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us digest our food before it actually hit our stomach,
so we could you know, it could go through as easier.
But as we've evolved to cook our food and our
jaws have gotten smaller over the thousands of years, there's
no room for him.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
Now do you know what this is? Logic? I love
this and how do you how do you know this? Angus?

Speaker 5 (35:03):
You're not a dentist, No, no, not at all.

Speaker 22 (35:07):
I just I like learning stuff. I have surface level
knowledge on a on a lot of subject.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
There's a lot to be said for that, my friend,
that you can get you very far.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
And I've actually been banned by Bianca for evoking that
Caveman argument for anything, because I'll say, you know, we
didn't have air conditioning, we didn't have paying She stopped
talking about the.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Now, my daughter was in recovery from the jener and
aesthetic for having three wisdom teeth. Out Friday evening they
came for an icy pole.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
Oh that's so cut, such a lovely little thing.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
She was so happy. It was like she was ten again.
She's twenty, but she was there and she was still
in pain, obviously a bit woozy from the outset, but
she was so happy. And so I had to go
in there and chat to with the ward sister just
about you know, when when she's gonna be discharged, we
can what is that? And then I'm ashamed to say,
also said she like it oother icy pole, and the
lady must have realized I was like, and she went.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Does she is this for you? If it's not going
to plete deplete stops? It is for me?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Said, okay, you're gonna help the next poor kid had
to go with the show.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
It's like lemonade or Cola colon.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
And the two of us producers sharing an icy pole
together in a little recovery room at the hospital. It's
a joye dad daughter bonding moment. All right, what are
the odds? We do this every Wednesday on the show.
Your stories of coincidence and chance, believe.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
It or not, one of the odds.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
You gotta be justhing me, like were you with Cheryl
who married a Hun.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Who works weird?

Speaker 12 (36:46):
The Cheryl.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
Who married a Hunt as well?

Speaker 5 (36:52):
The lines are I've been now nine four one four
one o four three, your stories of coincidence and chants
some great ones last week. Yes you will hear again
that now clipper moment.

Speaker 17 (37:03):
At the age of eight, I found a Culton's jacket
whilst working with my parents. It was a men's extra large.
It didn't fit me, so I gave it to one
of her workers. At the age of twenty three, working
behind a bar, talking to a man in a colt
blue jacket, and it turned out it was him. He
went home, got the jacket and gave him back to me.

Speaker 19 (37:19):
My three and a half year old son at the
moment is really into eight his music. So a couple
of weeks girl, I was driving him to daycare and
I said it's time to take him inside. He said, no,
I want to listen to the Power of Love by
shul Lewis and the News fig my phone. That song
was playing on the radio.

Speaker 12 (37:33):
We were away on holidays.

Speaker 18 (37:35):
Just laid him by the pool and my partner asked
me if I happened to pack now clippers and I said, oh, no,
I didn't.

Speaker 12 (37:41):
He walked over to one of.

Speaker 18 (37:42):
The ledges that was near the pool that overhooked a
bar and there's a pair of now clippers.

Speaker 12 (37:47):
He asked for it and it came.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
I'm really disappointed they didn't put echo on that huge
payoff now ledge because it changes everything everything you thought
about life and the green Miss I've got a what
are the odds actually related to Claire and her amazing
story about the nail clippers? Christian? One of the odds

(38:09):
After last Wednesday show, I went for a walk on
Frankston Beach.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
What was lying there?

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Now clippers, bunch and photo to back up this extraordinary claim,
huge what are the Neil clipper odds?

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Christian?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
My seven year old son Robbie listens to your show
target audience, Thank you huge demograph for us. All those
car adverts you hear on the show he's a target audience.
My seven year old son Robbie this since his show
every night before bed did he asked me to send
you an email for what are the Odds?

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Well?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Thank you, Young Robbie. On Friday, Young Robbie was walking
over from a school when he saw two Keya Carnival
cars the same color parked together. We watched the families
get in to start the cars at the same time
as they tried to reverse out exactly the same time,
they almost caused an accident, the same Kia cars going
into each other. As they drove off, Young Robbie excitedly shouted, Mum,

(39:06):
what are the odds these? Can we email the Christian
O'Connor show. Thank you, Robbie, Thank you roper. This feels
like a TV advert for the show. Of course, only
kind of jack you get then we don't get these anyway,
I can imagine it anyway, all right, this sake one
first call before we get to Patsy's News in a minute. Kate,
good morning, welcome to What are the Odds?

Speaker 12 (39:26):
Hey, Christian?

Speaker 11 (39:27):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (39:28):
I'm good Kate, and what.

Speaker 11 (39:30):
Are what are the odds?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Well?

Speaker 12 (39:33):
Quite a few years ago I was doing some shopping
for Sin Williams Town, and as I was walking along,
I thought to myself, Oh, this is where Sean Michaelis lives.
Jean michaelis the comedian. And I thought to myself, I
imagine if I saw Sean Michaelis. Anyway, I walked into
the lollie shop and as I've walked out, gets who

(39:54):
walked in? Sean mccatus.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Wow.

Speaker 14 (39:57):
No, And I said to Sean, and he looked at
me as if I was some weirdo, And I said, I'll.

Speaker 12 (40:10):
Rest to shor Sean, I'm not some crazy person.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Crazy people say, by the way, he would have rested, Well,
he's now moving.

Speaker 12 (40:21):
I don't know what he bought those.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Oh listen, Okate, thank you very much your story. I'm
going to send that to Sean. Is the fact that
Sean mccarliff, the comedian.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
In case you're like sear you saw him, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Every Wednesday on our show, then we look for your
stories of coincidence and chants. Christian, I had my first
a submission for what are the Odds?

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Last week. I was this is a show.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
You talked about the verb but a sweet Symphony, and
I learned about the connection to the Rolling Stones and
no royalties earned as they sampled one of their songs.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
On the same day. Later that day.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
That you played that song, I was watching the Chase
on Channel seven. Larry Emder asked and contestant a question
regarding the Verve and Bittersweet Symphony, which the band collected
the royalties? Yeah, this we played this last week.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
Rennets song.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Later on the same day that we played it, and
we'll were talking about the lawsuit with the Rolling Stones.
This question from Big Larry.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Here's the question.

Speaker 13 (41:29):
The verbs worldwide hit Bittersweet Symphony samples an orchestral version
of a song by which ben A the Beatles be
the who see the Rolling Stone?

Speaker 6 (41:42):
They got the wrong answer. Then she went the actually
went for the Beatles.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's why you have to listen to
this show.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
You make money Central, my friend. All right, then, what
are the odds that's going to Matt? Now? Good on you, Matt,
good morning.

Speaker 21 (41:59):
How are we all?

Speaker 5 (42:00):
We're good?

Speaker 6 (42:00):
And Matt, what are the od that's it? My friend?

Speaker 5 (42:07):
You got who got that?

Speaker 6 (42:09):
It's been a long, long weekend?

Speaker 5 (42:11):
All right now, Matthew, if you go with your story.

Speaker 21 (42:13):
Mate, Well, do you recommend if it's the odds or
do you think it's a coincidence. I was sitting at
a light and the Aussie Homelan bloke come on and
I was said, yeah, that Blake again, and he will
say and I got to be a business partner, Jesus,

(42:38):
bloke's got a really annoying voice. And as I turned
to be business partners to say it. And there's a
bus sitting there with the Ousi Homelan bloke with his
finger pointing at us. And I said to a business partner,
look at that bloke pace, he's really annoying. As a
bus drove off, We're sitting at the front of the

(42:59):
Aussie Homeland shop.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
This You didn't actually say it was an advertisement on
the side of the bush. Could we could have interpreted
that as the guy was on the.

Speaker 21 (43:16):
Bus it was advertising on the side of the bus
with his finger pointing at it and soon took off.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
No escape, Matt, We love that one. Thank you very
much for sharing it, mate, have a good day. I
have a good day, Mandy. Good morning, Mandy. Hello, Hello Mandy,
welcome to show.

Speaker 22 (43:38):
And what are the odds?

Speaker 15 (43:44):
Okay, so this is a story about my cousins. So
he was adopted out and we met him when later
on in life, when he was an adult and we
were all inviting his wedding, which was lovely and so
sorry about the train. My auntie is his biological mother, And.

Speaker 18 (44:02):
When we were all at the.

Speaker 15 (44:04):
Wedding, we turned around and saw my cousin's adopted his
mother turn up in exactly the same dress that my
auntie was wearing. And one was in Disney and one
was from Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
So adopted mother, biological mother, same.

Speaker 15 (44:17):
Dress, exactly the same dress.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Wow, and thank you very much bringing it all together
for us.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
I just wanted to know if I was on the
same page.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
No, no, it helped me actually, Jerry Springer when he
used to wrap it all up at the air Loud
Fox were we so today? Here? I like it more
of that shacky boy, Mandy. That's an incredible story.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Isn't it. Watch that train?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:44):
I will okay please. At the platform, I was actually
getting nervous Ingrid, Good morning, Ingrid, Good morning morning, welcome
to show Ingrid.

Speaker 23 (44:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (44:57):
What are I'll actually have two for you.

Speaker 23 (45:02):
The first one is ringing up to.

Speaker 15 (45:04):
The radio station.

Speaker 11 (45:05):
What are the odds you actually get through, and then
you actually get through.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
That's not one, but keep going.

Speaker 18 (45:11):
That's just the one.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (45:12):
So back in two thousand and six, I was living
in the UK and I went to the Download Music Festival.
Guns and Roses were playing the first time Axel was
back on the scene. And yeah, as they started playing
November Rain, it started raining and it stopped raining as
soon as the song was over.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
What are the odds of rain in the UK festival?

Speaker 9 (45:39):
Pretty high?

Speaker 5 (45:43):
One of the odds is it.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Actually stopped a couple of minutes?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Is it a good old story rain?

Speaker 23 (45:53):
But that that was a particularly hot weekend and dusty.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
And on weekend I lived there, Madden and boy, not
many of those. What are the odds?

Speaker 6 (46:07):
It's news to me.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
But Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Right now, last few calls and stories on what are
the odds? Every Wednesday, your stories of coincidence and chance.
Good morning to theo listen to show right now, work Christian.
I bought a car and our thirty one Skyline. This
is an old Nissan for the late eighties. When I
pitched it up in camera, we drove it to a motel.

(46:31):
We got room number thirty one when we parked the
car in front of our room, the odormitor red three
three one three three one. The next at breakfast, the
lady and an unrelated establishment.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
So it's not gonna big, it's like a conspiracy.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
Is huge? You excelling in a minute.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
The next day at breakfast the lady at the unrelated
establishment satis at table number thirty one three three one
three three one. Wow. Thank you on a busy day
for taking time to send me that. That is huge.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
Robin. Good morning, Good.

Speaker 9 (47:13):
Morning everyone, Good morning, Robin.

Speaker 11 (47:15):
What are the odds?

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Nothing already?

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Okay, yesterday we had a family barbecue for the Melbourne
Cup and we all drew horses out of a hat
and my husband drew a horse in the only horse
that was scratched, and my son was reading to him
why it was scratched, and he said due to heart fiblaration.
They didn't decide to run the horse they were risking

(47:43):
and she was diagnosed with the same condition last week.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Robin.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
The sports defibrillation is that while we're laughing at that,
one of the arts.

Speaker 11 (48:05):
That he has to get the only horse that scratched
and that's the condition.

Speaker 20 (48:10):
As to why scratched.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Okay, roll, let's me. I think I'll try Springer. Yes,
your husband drew a horse that was scratch means it's
not running anymore because it had heart f fibulation.

Speaker 11 (48:23):
And he was diagnosed by his cardio.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
And your husband drew the horse has the shame heart
condition and that's totally funny to.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Robin, and he's your husband.

Speaker 11 (48:36):
Yes, the normal.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
I mean, who knows how we react to that situation,
but I loved one being dia to the mass hysteria.
Actually broke my wife with the same thing. He's got
a heart problem, the lawless right now. She messaged my
kids on the WhatsApp. He has got a heart condision.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Laughing best emergeny laughing face emogy.

Speaker 11 (49:07):
Yeah, that's fine, Wow, resting the horse. So I said
to him, that's all you needed.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Love, Robin, I think it's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Oh who knew that heart fibulation?

Speaker 6 (49:32):
So many laughs.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Best wishes to you, the.

Speaker 11 (49:34):
Same pills us my favorite.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
I don't know why, Oh my gosh, wow, company, I'm
actually saying this. No, no, yes, yes, Patsy, yes, oh yes,
you ladies, yes everyone, yes, Melbourne, yes, Radio, Yes, Robin,
you're called of the week one thousands of years.

Speaker 19 (50:08):
Yes, even know there was money involved.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
Yeah, the last keep coming.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Oh my poor husband right now somewhere in trapid just
fuming at the radio.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
Interesting to find out what medication other than the rest
the giving the horse.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
You pursue that one.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
You can use your money and hire a private detective.

Speaker 9 (50:42):
Horses scratched.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
No, Robin, I got to know this. So your husband
was he was? He laughing as well?

Speaker 11 (50:56):
Well, not so much as everybody.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
All right, Well listen, Robin, I bet you didn't know.
So you've just one thousand lords for our call of
the week. So no, thank you so much for calling
up with it's just happened.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
He well, husband's okay.

Speaker 11 (51:24):
Keep a check on the horse or maybe not. I'm
not sure.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Also you have been keeping on keep weeks and the
story might break him, all right, Robin, Robin, No, thank
you very much.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
Robin.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
You really really made us laugh.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
She's the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Maybe Robin can use that one thousand dollars to send
her husbands the same stables as a horse. Right now, Robin,
is't this more laughter? More laughter, more laughter. I don't
really know what went on with that. Call, but might
join Stomacher laughing so much from that? What an egend?
I am concerned about the husband. Yes, I think we
all are. You seem distracted what you're doing?

Speaker 20 (52:12):
Mate?

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Man, I didn't know you were back.

Speaker 11 (52:13):
I rare.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
I dont know about the price from l to ten.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
I was just on the Marder ten website looking at
the deals they got.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
What are the hots?

Speaker 5 (52:21):
This is crazy because today my to ten is the
mighty helpful hardware store providing expert advice to make your
DIY projects successful, and they've donated two hundred and fifty
dollars the best than showing today.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Imagine what you could spend at marta ten.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
I might be able to get yourself a sun umbrella
for an outdoor setting.

Speaker 8 (52:41):
I's had oft a bit more places do you help
A well?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Not for two hundred and fifty dollars? But you say,
why did I even ask him?

Speaker 5 (52:49):
I said, listen.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
Heavy lifting to there is good to have.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
You can get a sixty fold of lawn mower.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
I come to you, Patsuko, please do that, Please do that?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
But better.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Interesting em out here from or willis. Often people email
me saying where do you get that piece? Of music
on what is that? And I don't revealed like the colonel,
I keep these secrets. I take them to grave afternoon, Christian.
In my team's daily meetings, I update the team on.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
What national date is.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
I'm curious where you guys are sourcing your information when
you do the time with the segment, our national days
never seem to match up, and I can't, for the
life of.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
Me work out why. Thanks will Towey.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
I just see what his job title is investigator.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Oh wow, we have our own private sources.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Thank you, William.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
All right, today it's National Kitchen Day. Update that teams
meeting this afternoon, William. A survey of two thousand Aussie
dads has revealed what the most common dad dinners are
Dinners at Dad cooks.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Who thinks in the top five?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
If it is my childhood Bangers and.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Mash, yes, I would have said that or spag.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Bolt number one stood in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
This is not a good look.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Dad's come on, and my five frozen pies warming up
in the oven that is not cooking, and then my
four lamb chops with mint sauce, three.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Eggs on toast.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
It's reckless.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Two steak and oven baked frozen chips. This does not
look good. All right, kitchen movies. It's the time wastir
today like Dead Pots, Society gold, Monster Sink gold. You've
got Scales silver, Fridge over the River, Kui silver plus,

(54:42):
Jackie Boy, what have you got kitchen movies?

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John Whisk like that, John West gold, Ovenheimer.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Cold plus fifty first plates that's good silver.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
And the Time travel is knife.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
That's also silver. Well done.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
Christian O'Connell Show Today on the Time Wasteter. We're looking
for your kitchen movies best and show gets two hundred
and fifty bucks to spend at miter ten. All right,
your kitchen movies. Jack you're ready to.

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Mark, Let's go.

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well done for King Miss Daisy, Oh silver, Big Mama's
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That's very smart, is that? James Matthews, Well done? Meela
and Me gold.

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The Fridges of Madison County silver, Tupper Wares pradaes silver plus.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
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Whiskey Business Silver, Eminem's got some new kitchen ware that's right,
Hate Mealer Faster very good, Thermo and Louise Silva and
Jackie hash Brown Silver plus ye.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
Jack who is winning?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
They didn't give their name, but eight miler has really
tickled me. They can have two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
That is Shannon in lily Dale. You're the winner today.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
But Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Every week on the show we are the Home if
your misheard lyrics we do every Monday. I want to
talk to more on the show about miss sayings. My
MAM's catched up with my mummy yesterday back in the
UK and my mama has always got the saying nip
it in the bud Confused. She still says nip it
in the butt, which has a very different thing. You're
trying to nip if it's in the butt, and you

(56:42):
know we you correct somebody and you go, I'm still
doing this like many many years later to my mum. No,
it doesn't make any sense to be nipp it in
the butt? Was nippit in the butd? You know when
it's when it's young and you catch it early on
Mummy she's anyway, whatever it is. And he's still talking
about hipping things in the butt, which I kind of
find myself saying now. It's like, maybe it's a nice
cue to what it's saying it nipping it in the butt.

(57:04):
So your Miss Sayings is what we want to talk about.
On tomorrow's show.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Bianca has one that she accused me of this weekend.
She said, I got away with something Scotch free. I
said it was nearly there. I said it was scott free,
and then she said, oh, what does that mean? And
then I actually didn't know that.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
A lot of these old timey phrases, we've got no
idea where they came from. So tomorrow on the show,
Miss Sayings, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
dot au.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
Hunky's on the way. We're back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
The Christian o'c