July 20, 2025 • 64 mins
We're back with a brand new team member, Alex Cullen! Catchup on our vacations, welcome Alex to Melbourne, The Misheard Lyrics return, and Black Eyes..?
We've also sent receptionist Josh to London to try and ask Oasis members Liam and Noel Gallagher one question during their concert series. Josh checks in from London but has made little progress so far.
What funny or bizarre question do you think Josh should ask the Gallaghers? Email your ideas: christian@christianoconnell.com.au
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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free iHeart app Got anything good?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So for the last two weeks we've been on a
I'm actually about to say school break. That's how I
regard this job. It is a kind of school break. Patsy,
welcome back to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
It's so good to be bad.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It is really good to be back. I tell you
why the last two weeks. I'm now starting this show
in far worse shape. I'm on heavy medication for kidney infection.
I have torn and done something awful to my left shoulder,
my glasses on holiday with the kids in Fiji. Hot
(00:59):
that the break has done me irreparable heart. I've wasted
so much money now, Like the game of life is
snakes and ladders, I'm way down the back ladder that.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Life insurances there is it?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh my yeah? There was one point when where my
wife and I were in the doctor surgery on Friday
afternoon and the doctor what is it these days? I
don't know if this happened to you, Patsy audio where
they start googling. They get a table. I've never had that.
I's not very assuring. This happened to me and I
(01:35):
could see that she was googling what my condition was
and could it lead to the big sea. This is
this is in front of me. My wife and I
are sitting there in cancer. My wife and I said,
my wife and I was sitting there in cans hopefully
not my wife, and I was saying it fortunate. It's like,
what do you meant to do?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is he going to go? It's normally I tell you
this a bit on those those those meds for five days,
two weeks and get your fans in.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Oh nice, hey, sory, what is wrong with this man?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah? I mean I can. My wife was trying to
reassure me afterwards as we left, she said, look at
least she was doing her do that. You do that
in your time? What's that? Teeny's a study exactly. It's
not like I've come in with a red tropical Okay
she should know. So. Yeah, and now we need to
(02:32):
welcome to the show someone. We're really excited to be
joining the show and our family as well. And that
isn't just me, Pats and Rio and the team here.
It's actually everyone who listens to the show and mates
the show with us every day. Welcome to the show,
Alex Cullen. Thank you so much. Wo a genuine, big,
warm hearted Welcome to the team, Alex. Everyone's making you
(02:52):
film very welcome already. Already you've created a buzz. Let
me tell you why. When I came in this morning,
right Alex, a senior engineer goes to me, he pulls
me so and goes, hey, Alex has been in since
five am. Now for this team, this is already remarkable
because a certain former team member never came in till like,
well six, are you so already? Times are changing.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm very conscientious. You've got to be on your first day.
There's a lot going on, you know, So what are you.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Going to be in like five to six tomorrow. It's
a one day thing. It's a welcome.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Thank you so much. Look, it's wonderful to be here.
Everyone's been so lovely and friendly and welcoming. It's a
big move for us, as you will well know. It's
my girls are starting school this morning as well. So wow, yeah,
it's all happening in our family. But it's wonderful to be.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We love this.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
The girls, the twins are six yep, and they're starting
well term three today here in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's totally new school in new city. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, they're brave girls. They're in the same class, which
is really lovely.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And how was the drive over them from Sydney?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
The drive down was a nightmare Christians that ages had.
We're sitting in the military campaigns are in the car. Yeah,
and so we're about to go and one of the
girls even just starts vomiting in the car, you know,
and we're like, really, is this happening right now? And
then she's just continuing to do that for most of
(04:21):
the trip. Then about halfway Audrey does the same.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, they're like Carlos was. One goes off, starts chundering,
the other one does and then you start try heaving
and your wife starts try heaving. It's a it's a funny.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
It was just awful.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But you know, was there any point were like is
this a sign? The vomiting on the way as we
leave city to Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And that wonderful blowy episode where they're moving but they
actually stay, they stay, but we're today we're.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Going, Yeah, if only you hadn't lost that Channel nine, gid.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I just saw it out of the corner and way
actually on one of the screens. You're like, oh, that's interesting.
There they go this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Very now. I just have to mention as well that
you do appear to have a brand new black eye. Yeah,
I mean, I know Melbourne's a bit rough, and I
I'm really sorry in your first weekend you've already had
a punch on. I've come in here.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
About it and bruised And it was funny. We bought
some walnuts from South Melbourne Markets.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Come on, old story. You got into a pub fight.
TV guy, you got the shit kicked out. Don't insult
the show today. Story about walnuts. Car looks like.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
So, anyway, we're at the back of where and we
were opening these walnuts. The kids love walnuts, and so
there's the shells everywhere throughout the backyard and I'm picking
them up. Anyway, My kids are a million miles an hour,
like proper, proper million miles an hour, and so I'm
meaning down to pick them up. Edie runs over and
she starts picking them up, and then as I stand up,
(05:57):
she takes off and in that exact millisecond. She has
taken my just taken me out, smashing into my eye.
My eye is full of blood. The girls are screaming.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's not a good look for down if you can
be wiped out by six year old like sat soon
is at that age. Man, get a better story, Elix.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
He said to your last ninety Saidaddy Tomorrow on the show,
you have to say that you're beating up by a
six year.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Old Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That thing of driving when your kids are throwing up.
In London, there's a major orbital that goes around the
city called them twenty five. It is hell. It's hell.
You've got twelve million people trying to get home, go
to work and all that. And I remember once for
about twenty k there's a section of it where there's
no pulling over, there's no hard shoulder, and that was
the moment where my youngest daughter Lois threw up once
(06:54):
into well the back of my head. Yeah, and you're driving,
it's five mates, and you drive. It's a lot that
the speed limits there are a lot higher than here.
You're doing about one hundred and twenty k right and
suddenly being spatted with a galling gun of vomits. You
(07:14):
just feel it in your hair. My wife goes, just
keep you on the road. It's like a Formula one
box box up this lap box box, up this lap
of us. And I know there's no hard shoulder for
a long long time in there. And you can just
feel that cold chunder in someone else's hunder, the smell,
(07:36):
just smelling it. And it was ry Beenery as well,
because crisps and Rybina, and I remember thinking and I
don't tell you about this and all those parenting classes.
This has to get better. And even better for me
was then in about half an hour being able to
pull over, and there was no way of washing my
hair side the road because I'm like, I was just
(07:59):
carry on. Yeah, rinking of crusty like is like corn
flakes kind of all just tried into my head then
as well. It's actually how was your how was your school? Break? Way?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
We are lovely break very very relaxing. Went to a
few shows which was really good. There's a lot on
in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, it's getting busy now, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah, a few red carpets and had a little stage.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh wow, Alex, welcome to this. You ever worked with
anything like this? A few red carpets, Well, I'm slamming
it in Fiji. A few red carpets, what.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Can I say? Andie's in town, Dolly's in town, and
her little staycation with our friends Andre and the team
at the Langam, which.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Was very nice. Yeah, we'll we say, our friends very much.
Your friends, you'll hear a lot of this. There's barely
a day goes by. Patsy is not a function. It
is a beautiful hotel. We'll all go there. The Langham
is really nice. But Patsy, is there a lot? First name?
Well weekly you have your own room there? Yeah, no,
it's an entire wing, privatelyft from the car park. Andre,
(09:05):
This poor flunky. Andre is terrified of our second Patsy.
One morning, when I came to works, Alex and I
saw the general manager of one of Melbourne's premiere five
side tails running in a half five with a cake trable.
It got and it was patsy birthday, and I went,
who's this where he goes? Madam? I went, oh my god,
it's a birthday. Can we can I carry some of
(09:26):
it together? Get your hands off.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I did see one of the photos on social media
of pets on the carpet. Oh, flashy pants, this is.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Amazing, and that red carpet travels with the first part
of her shoes.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
It's a magic red carpet. Alex I write it into
work each morning.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So what happened at the Language of Night's time?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
We had a lovely time.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
You had a staycation of five star.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
It was beautiful, not having to worry about cooking dinner,
washing up, treated like a queen for a day.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It was lovely.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
But checking out there was a little bit of a
mix up with the car. They were very busy school holidays.
A lot of people had staycations this year, and it's a.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Really religable story for families right now with the cost
of writing crisis. We can't afford to go to NUSA,
can't afford to go to Fiji, but we can afford
to go on staycation. What we go on Airbnb? No,
the langam a lot of people are doing it.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
It was very nice anyway, So we gave them our
ticket as you do for parking, and they go fetch
your car right.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Anyway, boy boy a story and we.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Said, yeah, it's just the NA gave them the regio
and everything anyway, pulled up and it wasn't our car.
It was a lovely hyder. It was a brand new
Santa Fe.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's now shouting your new car.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Anyway, left the keys in the ignition, opened the boot
and everything. It was just like left there, and I said, oh, sorry, no,
you've got the wrong car with ours.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Is just a Tucson. Ours is and brand you like that.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
That's very nice, terribly sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We're very busy. Now, that's all right, we're not had
they part that kind of car off side and the
old Arkansas chuggerbut here the staycation and pocket put off.
Anyway you came around, no one's going to see it.
Just leave the ignition.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
He brought back a really old Tucson that had like
wheelcats missing and.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And no draw sticking out the exhaust pipe.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's not ours, he said.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Sorry, it's a donkey and a car donkey all the
way back to the west.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
The third car, they got the model right, but the
color was wrong, so it was a white tu song.
We're like, no, no, no, Ours is like the dark navy.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh my god, why did you tell your red shirt?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I didn't tell the re I just.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Wish it was like a Mercedes or a BMW. And
by the fourth time we would have said, oh look
we'll just get this and take that and go home back.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You could have said, any car, it's a Bentley Bentley.
How hard does this happen?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, The.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Biggest news story, as in the one that we're all
talking about over the last couple of days, has been
the Coldplay concept and it can't play on this big
megatur They obviously came here a couple of months ago.
Music of the Spheres on their I think it's their
biggest ever global HiT's a huge, huge thing all over
the world, and they've got this big jumbo tron and
what a lovely way for them. They take moments during
the show and Chris Martin, who have an interviewed Chris
(12:35):
many times. Very funny guy, right, people don't really us
about Chris Martin is a very very funny guy. And
obviously then here here make some comments or something. Sometimes
he does a little impromptu song about what he sees
on the jumbo tron and then lo and behold, the
world didn't know what we all now know. It's like,
you know, in play school, they go through the open window.
(12:58):
We went through the billionaire window or should I say
former billionaire window, because suddenly on the jumbo tron Chris
Despies something those words. I feel like that's being played
on a TV in lawyer's office at some moment in
the next couple of weeks in the very very big
divorce payout where there's only one exhibit your honor, it's
(13:22):
this play this either they're having an affair or they
have this gray shot now in the moment. Very funny
from Chris to say that, okay, because their reaction is
the thing that's undone them. If they did nothing, yes,
(13:42):
because apparently from what I've been reading up on it,
like everyone all, we're all talking about it. I've ever
heard so many conversations out and about over the week
and people talking about have you heard this? Have you
seen the clip they duck down? If they did nothing,
they drove some like two or three hours to go
to a tea cold play where no one would know them.
So if they just stood there like anybody else would do,
(14:03):
the world is none the wise there. He is still
a one point two billion billion exactly. However, he's resigned
over the weekend. I love the fact that you can
imagine the kind of damage limitation meetings that went and
over the weekend the company have said they've now launched
a food investigation. Don't worry about it. We've worked out
for you. He's having it off with her from HR.
(14:26):
You don't need an investigation. Investigation over. Yeah, we've seen
it in a few seconds. It's like a Shakespearean play.
Within three seconds even.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
To be so brazen as to go there, and they were.
He was doing the hug, I mean the boob hug.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Around.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
We're the coworkers. I know, the lady from human resources
and that man has failed his module about workplace relationships. Sorry, Andy,
you've got to go back and watch the video again.
And also it's such a middle aged story this because
only middle aged people think the way to spice up
(15:07):
your side action is to go to cold place concerts. Yeah,
it's so. I love Coldplay, but they are very They're
a lovely, viby, friendly blads. Yes, yeah, yeah. People who
are having affairs in their twenties to thirties go to
grubby hotel rest. They drove for three hours to a
(15:30):
cold Play concert.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
I saw a lot of people online being like, actually,
good on him because she's sort of around his age.
I mean, billionaires could be having an affairs with, you know,
someone in their twenties or thirties, are good, good on him.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
For having an affair with My wife had two to
two reactions. One, Okay, well at Leasta's age appropriate and
then my wife. You show my my wife a photo
of anybody or anything, does a zoom in straightaway to
examine how that every photo I take her and the
kids she s are going get her to that one
looks terrible. There she goes, she's not even that good, Sarah,
(16:09):
that is not the point. And then she goes on
lines to see what he's traded in or up. It's
not like a phone deals, but this way, my god,
he's mad. It's like a game show. Hey, here's here.
What are you gonna do upright? Are you going to stick?
(16:30):
You're gonna lose? Oh your millions, CEO. And also you've
got to be honest. It's like they're now the world's
most well known company. Yes, this is a PR move
with a lady from human resources master senius. I mean,
for all we know, he's resigned and she's you know
I've been suspended, but really they're chuckling watching the shambas
(16:51):
must be going through the roof. None of us have
never heard of this, this tech company called Astronomer. No,
I still don't.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
I mean, I've read what they did, and I still
actually have no idea what they do. Therese like integration data,
upward lifting, it's all nonsense.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I love the fact that Cold Play, the next day
their official account put out that god player and how
going to have camera free JumboTron free zones can't play
fans who want to be anonymous there with their side pieces.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Tell me why this is incredible is how quickly memes
are made. It's incredible that really funny, well put together
videos there must have been. I must have seen at
least twenty to thirty. I'm so. We all have of
different takes on what's inside the jumbo tron, but these
guys plays. My favorite one is the one with Trump
(17:50):
and Epstein, who comes up with me, yeah, it must.
It's so hard now for a late night chat show
hosts in America because the funniest, sharpest jokes have already
been done. Takes have been done way funnier. Actually, I
feel sorry for like the late night hosts now because
actually we've already seen the funniest jokes. That's like call
(18:11):
big kids, it means doing him better. And someone sent
me a link to this Saturday morning. This is a
guy called His full name is Max Ferber. He made
this it's Coldplay song the Scientists, and he's singing it
from the point of the former CEO of Astronomer, Andy Byron.
It's the CEO of Astronomer, former CEO Annie Byron's version
(18:36):
of the Scientists. This is genius.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Went to see Coldplay Salem on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
To Kristen che.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Everything was fine, performance was sublive.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It was a good out. The star.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
So zended, there's no wait, there's a UNCD to doing
something fun and smart. They're searching for people singing about
them lit so made.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Up fun spots. I thought it was timeless.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
Turns out it wasn't red handed.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
We were both cars.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
It saw us on the camera. Oh shit, God, damnra
I feel dropping my heart.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Nobody said it was easy.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
To act like a goodsie old.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Nobody said it was easy to your site to cool.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Should see my wife's face when I got.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Very very good work. That's a guy called Max fab
Well done you. Susport coming up next, and that was
the new News and Sport team. Far enough, who's fine
off the exposure to wait new boy maybe?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
On Channel nine, The Christian O'Connell Show podcasts.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Frantically rushing, panicking, way behind time now getting all the
kids ready back to school now that uh my wife
and our are empty nesters, there are benefits to being
empty nesters. Sit back and laugh at you. Lot in there,
done those hard yards now on the other side of
the wall, laughing and I'm a candy do frain when
he's on that beach, just sand in that boat.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
We could only find one school shoe last night.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Of course, it's that it's always that Sunday night. Where
have you wait? I told you you empty school back
two weeks ago. Yes, yeah, so you've got to put
about eight washers on batsy, drying it all out as
you go to beds.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Couldn't find it. So I've had to written and write
a note that she can wear her sneakers today because.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
She'll probably.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
No, I don't know where it is.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I know, no, the amount of arguments you have where
didn't you empty your look or those and it's always
on that Sunday night. They're very emotional anyway about going
back to school and so it's and then it's like
coming you open up the lunch box, which they told
you they've done two weeks ago, and there's hard of
mold that grows in the spores. Petercillon, Yes, the last
(21:46):
of us spreading all around Australia right now. And you're
welcome to the show. Brand new on the show today
is Alex Cunnen Alan. She's doing a great job on sport.
Thank you very much and welcome to our team. Thank
you so much. Guys.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
It's wonderful to finally be here.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
You build up the things so much and you're talking
about it. It's nice to finally be here. It's funny
you mentioned school.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
She was.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
We were driving around Melbourne today. When you move somewhere new,
you don't know when anything is you know what I mean?
Where the shops. We've got to get some school shoes.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
We were in the.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
City, know that the right size. We ended up at
Malvin is it Malvin Central?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Serena shout out to Serenda at Socks and Shoes. He
helped us out.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
She was loving. You got a discount? I hate you
might know, did you did you just drop down that
stellar profile piece over the weekend ago? This is probably
good for fifty percent. Yeah, I mean you can't go
Lambeau guy on Channel nine, but here on commercial radio,
feel free to drop whoever you want. But all you
get is free school shoes instead of but hey, do
(22:47):
you know the price of school shoes? Just shy off
fifty k, especially if you're going out Maulva though, mate,
you got that Jimmy shoes? Yeah, real nice. It's a
nice part of the lot. The twins are being like
Jimmy's sho bras there drop off. I know I should
have let my lesson when did you arrive in Melbourne
(23:10):
because obviously you start this new job, and also you know,
after everything you've been through, and we'll catch up with
that of the next couple of days. But you know,
you and your family have jokes aside. You've been through
a lot the last couple of months. But I really
hope Alex, one day in the next couple of months
you'll realize that maybe everything that happened to you very
intense time and embarrassing Tumner, public humiliation may become actually
(23:32):
one of the best things that have happened to you,
because I really hope you enjoy working on this team
and the show, and I hope for the next couple
of years you've also got this new mega gig now
at charl seven. You the weather guy in the afternoon?
Is that what it is? Weather guy? No?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Not, Christian.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I do love weather though, amazing perhaps told me with
the weather guy she's doing shake You know, what are
you doing there?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I am obsessed by weather though. I love it a
bit of news news in the afternoon. So there's extending
their news offering.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Right, it's like sunset is it Sunset Sunrise?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I'm not sure they thought of a name.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
For the show yet, but that's a good not tipping point,
I wish. So when does that start?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Actually starting very soon, Christian, And I'm looking forward to
it because, yeah, it's fun. It's going to be a
show in the afternoon on Channel seven. And they yeah,
like I said, they're having more news offerings, which is good,
leading it to the six pm news in Melbourne. So
it's going to be fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Now, are you going to go with two jobs.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
That's a great question, Christian.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You're going to need that to pay off those.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Scores exactly, right, Serena, two jobs, Yeah too. I know,
I don't know what I'm going to do. Like, there's
gonna be like two hours, I think in the middle of.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
The day, so what I can just collapse? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Maybe what I do in those two hours, I'm not sure.
Do I sleep, Do I go to the gym? I
don't know. Yeah, yeah, so that's gonna be interesting. But look,
why not I haven't done much the last six months.
Let's face it, No, I get the feeding.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
My wife is just pimping him out. Now she's ringing
around networks and he's got, he's got. Now, you should
have said, you got spared two hours? Two hours probably
some local community netwhere you can go through the weather
there or something like one and twenty minutes of spare
time only.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
On a it.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, you've got to pay back all the debt that
even the last couple of months.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Buddy, where I was living in Sydney, the hairdresser be like,
are you still out of a job?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
What do you do? One way around and I saw
in the in the very nice interview that you did
with her and someone's steller over the weekend and in
the in the photo shoot there sadly obviously because obviously
you haven't been working for six months. You didn't have
any socks and won of the photos. So it's either
sadly you know, you don't get paid for a couple
of weeks. I'm going to buy some songs for you today.
(25:55):
You've gone from Lambeau guy to sot guy.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I know, and I would never wear any of those clothes.
Can we just make it very I'd.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Like to say, there's there's one outfit where you're scratching
your head and you appears to you're wearing all beige,
you like human poop and a brown T shirt and
a brown T shirt was like ffty shades of brown.
Gave me so much both of that. No, that's not
the worst one. The worst one is the aggressive grain.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Shops of the grind.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, I mean, what do you think the hands of
mine your head and it seems like get a load
of this ladies a cold place CEO in the morning
and in the afternoon. On seventh, let me put my
news into you. It was like Boogie Knights. It's too
Much for the Eyes book.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
When I was in Fiji a week ago with the family,
it's mind of mind business enjoining reading my book in
my cabana in the middle of the afternoon after a
nice lunch, and this massive kiwi just blocks out the
sun his shoe. That's six of five, right, I feel
like an All Blacks player. He was just massive. He
just litery shadow of my commander.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
It's just me in there and the family all gone
for swim. And he goes, are you Dave? And what?
He goes? You Dave? And I'm like no, and he goes,
you look a lot like Dave. I'm like, I'm where
is Dave frommy goes New Zealand. I went, do I
sound like I'm from your part of the world. He goes,
you look a lot like Dave. Went, I'm not. Day.
(27:36):
He goes, he's a really good mate of ours. My
wife and I have been watching you for the last
two days. Went a bit creepy. Now we're sure you're
our good mate, Day went. If I was a good
mate Dave, I would have said alone, there's only forty
one rooms where we're staying and he went and then
his wife comes over and he goes to her, He's
not Dave. She takes her sunglasses off, peers into the
(27:58):
commandery and going, you look like Dave. I'm not Dave now,
Alex and you guy on the show, Alex Cullen has
coming to work today and he is nursing a classic shiner. Yeah,
very fresh. It will change colors this week, black eye.
And he's also like a lot of people who got
(28:20):
a mysterious black eye. He's got some sort of story
about it. It's tell them about the walnuts.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I just went to the bathroom before and it's changed
color again in the mirror. It's like a deep purple now.
And okay, I'm going to tell you what happened. I
was at our house yesterday in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
He's stumbling with the story to our special statement. We
had these.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Walnut shells on the ground. We got walnuts yesterday at
the South Melbourne markets. They're beautiful. The kids love them
and we're picking them up and I'm picking them up
and then Evie comes over as well. She's bent down
to pick them up. But I didn't really see it anyway.
My kids, they are a million miles an hour. Okay,
they just they're always moving. You just can't stop them
from moving. And so I stand up. She takes off
(29:07):
to run and collect collects me on the way past
smashes into my eye.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
There is blood in my eye.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I can't see it in my eye. I'm like, I'm
screaming walking in the into the house, and the neighbors
are probably going, what on earth is going on over there?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
And the new neighbors from Sydney.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
It's it's such a quiet area too, so I can't
imagine how.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
We've only been there a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
It's a little bit embarrassing, but anyway, so I go
inside and the kids, the girls are just screaming, and
I'm like holding this towel to my eye and there's
blood everywhere, and so it's I look in the mirror
and it's it's blowing right up. It's like a proper
black eye. And there's nothing I can do about it
except explain what happened.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
With Walnut story. Yeah, and we're going to stick with
that one this week. Make a note, I guarantee tomorrow
be So we're picking up some pistachios. I was getting
school shoes and I bent to tight one of my
twins laces. It's been a tough.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Intro in the great city of let me tell you
better than Bruce Diane.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
An you're right, and that and the chundering car trip
as well.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Oh god, both girls vomiting on the way down here.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I mean, seriously, can we just make it stop? All right? Right?
So we're looking for your black eye story. So I
have you've got a story about how you got a
black eye? We want to hear this morning. Give us
a call on thirteen fifty five, twenty two, Caitlin, you've
got a story about getting a black eye? I didn't
get it, but now, of course not you're a boguan. Yeah,
we do. Head but someone I've actually never had one.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
I went to Bali over the break and one of
the ladies that was with us, we were there for
a Hens party. On the first night, she dropped her
bra on the ground in the bathroom, went down to
pick it up and took her eye out on the porcelain.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh no, the first night.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
And she wasn't even drunk or anything. I know, hard
to believe that the Hens, but yeah, took her out.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
The rest of the trip.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
She couldn't see out of one eym Alex, I'd urge
you to adopt that story about you dropping your bra.
I saw those man boobs in the Stellar piece of
the Weekend.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Behind the brown clothes.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Clothes, all right, your black Eye Stories thirteen fifty five,
twenty two, The.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You are what's going on?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Well, you're running around like a main toy.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay, yeah, yeah, listen, I'm a polaroid guy in an
analog world.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Creepy, man, it was creepy.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'm taking some natural photos. Is called reportage. Alex would
back me up here. We saw him thrusting his coin
in a very for him natural Tom Jones Manner, news reader.
I for my daughter's twenty first. It's our daughter, our
oldest daughter, twenty first last Thursday, and on a day
(32:07):
I had organized on a wine tasting top awesome and
we had a fantastic day. But I brought a polaroid
camera and I thought we can take some instant photos.
Because you take all these photos on your phone, they
stay on the phone. And there's something about those old
timey polaroid photos that look like they're from a different time. Yes,
(32:28):
they look like memory. Yes, yeah, it's an instant memory.
So that's why I got it. So anyway, annoyed the kids,
of course, it's just a pain the ass the whole day.
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (32:37):
You are running up every slashes in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I've seen black dot. I tell you what I've caught,
pats I'm going to put these up online on our
socials at nine. It's like frontline reporting. I was showing
the team what I caught of you, Patsy glaring at me,
and now the world is going to see the vibes.
Sometimes it's incredible, Rio, how would you describe it? She's
it's a dead Stein's. It's like Lex Luthor.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
I look into your soul and you and you and
you rip it up. She's trying to do the news.
Christian runs over like an excited real kid, flashes.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I wanted to capture something of Alex doing his day
one sports news and his bodyguard in there, Costner to
his Houston was having none of it, calaring, and you
took one of both of us two. I just took one,
a nice repertage one of you just now. But the
thing is with this poteroid, right, even when I'm a
foot away from my subject. As as artists call it,
(33:37):
the facial features are barely discernible. So what I've got
is twenty two bitches, not beautifully four k ones on
my camera phone right of last Thursday, literally ones where
eyes are discernible, and then it just it's just a
vanilla blook blot.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
You know what.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
I think?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
It looks like. I spent a day with aliens on
my daughter's twenty first It was like, didn't you taken
proper ones? I that'd'll be nice to go retro went.
There's a reason why the world moved on. I's ancient technology.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Can they're using this ancient technology at vic Rhodes because
the driver's license photos for those alex you'll soon learn this.
They are horrendous. I look like a foremost I actually
loved Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah. My Vic Rhodes photost me the best compound.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
All right, So do you take that camera to the
chemist now to get the photos printed?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
No, it's a polaroid. It's an instant Oh sorry, yeah yeah,
yeah yeah. Did you know how these work? About? Black
Eye's got some ct We need to do a scam,
all right, we got youre am? I yes, well, you're
trying to sell us this made up store about your
black guy. We get the truth out of you at
somewhere and what already happened? All right? So we're looking
for your black eyed stories. If you've got a black eye,
(34:51):
you've got a story about how you got it. Thirteen
fifty five, twenty two, Shazow. Let's go to you first.
Good morning, Shadows, Good morning.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, I'm good, Shazer And how are you?
Speaker 10 (35:01):
Oh, I'm all right now.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
So what happened? Shaza?
Speaker 10 (35:04):
So my husband had cut down a heap of trees.
He said, come and help me at the chip, all right.
So I'm pulling on this branch and on the end
of it he'd chained saw like a little log and
it went macs me between the eyes, hanging onto the trailer,
trying to pass out. Then I passed out. I woke
up and had two black eyes, so much pain, the
(35:29):
big lump on the front of my head.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
It was a sight.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
And you're at the tip it.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
Next to me was just staring my p.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
What a place to come to.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
The great stuff at the tip?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, I love a tip and I love going to tips.
I'd be very happy doing a tip radio show, you'd
be chatting to people. What is dropping off? Actually cash
at the tip we might find stuff that we can
give aways. Prices man's rubbish, it's another man's treasure. That's
(36:05):
the strap line for the show. Literally, the Tip Show.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Away, hundreds of thousand giving away. Try to tell you
what you've seen in the ratings. How's it going for them?
We can do better doing the Tip show. Well, ca Ja,
let's go to.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Lucky here, Let's go Lucky here, Lucky, Good morning, welcome
to the show.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
How are you? Yeah, we're good, Lucky. How you do
on a nice weekend? Lucky? How do you get your
black eyes? Mate?
Speaker 9 (36:37):
A few years ago I had a car accident and
broke me nose and it never healed promptly and about
it here later I woke up with two black guys.
That's toss too hard bed and rebroke it.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh that's a that's a very very unlucky double break.
That is tough. That's awful. Thank you very much for
giving us a call. There's got a Samantha now, Samantha,
good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 12 (37:06):
Hello, welcome back for your holidays.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Thank you so month it's great, too bad, and what's
your story for us?
Speaker 13 (37:11):
Well, I will preparing him for a trip back to
me Viyllan for a family get together in a Christenine
and I thought, rather than send the mental fox terriers
to the dog sitter insane, I would have taken for
a quick walk, putting my sneakers on. The mad fox
(37:32):
terrier jumped up at the same time I was putting
my head down and smapped me so hard my eye
was shut.
Speaker 12 (37:39):
For three weeks and broke my nose. Not to worry,
because my loving mother when we got when she saw
what had happened at the other end of the plane flight,
reset my nose me at the airport. She's a nurse,
(37:59):
she was angry.
Speaker 13 (38:02):
A tough, particularly tough.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Didn't hurt lots still for a sick yeah yeah, and
then high altitude flying to help with the resets.
Speaker 12 (38:17):
Oh no, shouldn't ever warm me, she said, let me
have alone.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, but that would be like an old nurse's trip. Great,
look at that crack got him? Works every time, works
every time.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
So for our wheat break, we were wanted to Fiji.
You've been to Fiji? Yes, lovely place. You had a
super friendly people, beautiful butler everywhere, a lot of buller
up on the butler anywhere you go, sickond down just
like this both for the third day, everywhere you go,
(38:57):
but the most joyous, happiest people. We're still on this
tiny line a right, there's like forty one rooms. And
on the first day, my eighteen year old daughter goes
to me, they're not taking me seriously here, I'm a
young woman. What are you talking about. She goes reception
asking for towels. None turned up, a call back, putting
(39:18):
on a man's voice. They arrived within five minutes. I went,
that's incredible. To the voice was, oh, because that's when
I have a guy Ritchie movie. Oh some tales. He's
from twenty one. I'd love thing. You're a recording of it. Anyway,
on the third day there you've probably done this on
holidays where you make friends with people on holiday. Yes, yeah, yeah,
(39:41):
I don't know what it is. Maybe other mums and
dads can relate to this, but our kids find it
excruciatingly embarrassing, right, really embarrassing. My wife and I talking
to strangers on holiday. Do you initiate or are you
I do, but my wife really loves to and straight.
Oh my god, yeah, she goes in my for hours.
(40:05):
The food's getting cold and she's and they're like, she shouts,
like a couple from yesterday. Anyway, there was an American
couple there who were lovely, right, they were really really nice.
And I saw them on the third day or whenever,
wasn't chatting to them, and they were freshly married. And
the guy was everything you said to me was oh, yes,
that's right, sir, that's right, sir. And it was like,
(40:25):
and I said, you miniatry. He goes not working, I tea,
that's why do you keep me? Goes so because it's
the world's racer everywhere. Every time I saw it was
and expect to everyone like this. Anyway, his wife and
I say this with no judgments. I'm just in life,
an observer of one I see. But his wife she
just had very large, clearly enhanced fake cleavage. Right now,
(40:58):
I go back to my table. My wife's not there.
My two daughters there were like, I see you having
a good time over there. It is nice to be
the kind of person who makes friends out strained. I
did this for a living you can't turn that off
in Fiji. That's just part of my DNA. And I go,
They're a lovely cuppy couple. They're from America. It's a
long way. It's a long, long flight to come in
(41:19):
from the US of A. And then he goes, she goes,
She goes. I said to her, they're going diving today,
And she goes, is that even is that safe with
breast that size? At least? What are like primo fla.
Anderson's dece like, can you even if you are men diving,
(41:41):
you have to like balance and stuff like that. Surely
they have been grabbing her by a less and bring
back down. You're going back up the service. And that
was why I like, I don't know how they make
who I don't know how they make fake breasts, what
they fill them with. I presume it was hot air.
I was like, Jesus Christ, I might need to I
might need to. I might need I might need to
(42:03):
intervene here. I'm greatly going to google how do I
make those freight bass. My wife comes back, She's like, Chris,
what are you googling? I went, look, long story short
lady over there. She went, oh my god, they're huge.
Do they fill those with like silicon gel? She goes, oh,
she wouldn't have made it on the flight over here.
(42:25):
She's gonna set up.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Christian O'Connell sho podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Christian. We're driving home with the family from Adelaide, listening
to you guys. Great to have you back. Welcome to
the show, Alex Cullen. That's from Dana Mitch Taler, Brackets ten,
Darcy Brackett seven. Welcome back everybody. I just want to
say hello to Bron, a lovely lady I met last
week at a book shop in Flinders down on the Peninsula. Sadly,
(42:53):
I was buying a book about radio Christian and she
was like, oh, I listened to you in the morning
and I tried to turn the book over the deep shame.
What are the odds of meeting me buying a book
in your bookshop about radio and the birth of home listening?
Dun god, he's got some precious with his family and
(43:16):
she's some crusty old book about the rise of home
listening radio in the early days, black and white photos
of miserable looking kids in their family around the radio
wireless and anyway. Bron said, you know, what I love.
Listen to your show, love listen to you guys, and
(43:38):
she goes, Sometimes you make me laugh, sometimes annoyingly. I
just checked my wife here that and looked over. My
wife looks me up. I heard that, and we drove away,
and my wife said, sometimes going to stay in there.
Sometimes it's going to book new tagline for the show.
(44:00):
Sometimes makes you laugh. All right, let's get into uh,
let's get into this week's brand new miss her little
step back.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
It's just another misshard Monday.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics every Monday on the show
that we play back your misheard lyrics. If we agree
with your miss here, you will hear this. If we don't,
you'll hear this. And from the really brilliant ones you'll
hear Hall of Now. When we were last with the
two weeks ago, we had two Hall of Famous, Mandy
(44:33):
had this from Fleetwood mac Rihannon a classic Hall of
Famer now the classic Australian.
Speaker 11 (44:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
No, Ron's probably laughing right now this week. Sometimes Janine,
I'm yours. Jason Moras, I won't have Sarte no more Arty,
(45:04):
I love that one. All right, brand new one we've
got here Jasmine or ross in excess listen like thieves.
Everybody down on their knees. Or is it it's according
to Jasmine, everybody's doubting their niece. Yes, yes, yes, very good.
(45:37):
Richard has got dire strait a deep cut. Never heard
of it, lady writer. Then I recall my fall from
grace real vibe on. I guess you go in the morning,
or is it? Then I recall my fourth form grades.
(46:05):
Now I get what it's a bit of a donor.
He didn't go so when at school and he's now
in one of the most successful bands ever Die Straight. Oh,
come on, that's a whole Richard, very good, Hall of
favor Ian Scott, what's up danger black Way? Because I
(46:26):
like high chances that I might lose because I'm like
or is it an ed youre lyric? Actually, because I
like hard cheeses that I might lose because I'm like
hard Jesus, the world needs a middle class wrapper. Who's
(46:46):
going to talk about hard cheeses? And they're so expensive
you don't want to lose. So where is my Manchego?
Who has moved my man Chago? I get it? Black Waves?
Speaker 8 (46:58):
I like that cheese.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Ian that's a brilliant one Hall of Favor. Who doesn't
love a hard cheese? Huh? That's the big fun on
Tomorrow Show. What's your favorite hard cheese? Gouda? What do
you go? Lad damage? What about vintage on the tongue
(47:21):
for me? Where are you a Monterey? I got? I
keep it domestic, I say, keep it to me anyway,
listen what we're doing. We get into this tomorrow. Leave
a present under the Christmas tree, please, Daddy, Jed laughn Days.
Taylor Swift happens to love this song anyway, I've said
too much. I feel the lavender haze creeping up on
(47:41):
me because you do day day? Or is it? I
feel eleven turkeys creeping up. The two week break has
done them better than us. Very good. That is great, Swift.
(48:05):
I feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me. Wow, dum
Arian Bold's got fast love George and Michael. Stupid Cupid
keeps on calling me. Do you know what? I love
georn Rich? But I love this song? Played it so
(48:25):
many times of this I didn't know that was the
original lyrics. Child's Nursery. Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
tag or is it stupid Git that keeps on calling me.
It's one of those robo calls. Poor George, stupid git
(48:49):
that keeps on calling me. Ariel Bold very good. I'm
gonna have to give it another Hall of Famous. Thank
you very much for all the miss Her lyrics. The
show has been all the great for two weeks. But
thank you so much to everyone. Every single day of
the last two weeks you've still been emailing your miss
Her lyrics. Thank you so much. You still keep this
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brilliant feature going every single day and sometimes it really
makes bron the Burke person at Flinder's really laugh. Email
me yours christianoconnall dot com Today.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
All right now, Josh, this radio station's awesome receptionist is
in London right now. We've sent him out there and
we're about to cross to him live now where it's
Sunday night in the UK. It's about twenty five past
eleven in the evening Sunday night, just.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
From reception in London town to see you. Otis to
track them down looking for.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Gallaghers all over the town. The class ticking down till
the show can he deliver. That's why We've sent him
all the way to London. He is going to the
big Oasis show this Friday night, the first one of
seven soldo ones at the massive Wembley Stadium. They've done
(50:08):
seven shows so far and if you're an Oasis fan,
you would have seen some of the clips some of
the songs that they've been releasing up online for free.
They sound incredible, so good. Liam's voice is amazing.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
I saw Noel say I can't believe how good we sound.
Even he was like, oh my god, this sounds incredible.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
It's incredible. And what I've been loving seeing is that
they're coming on stage every evening. In the lead up
to it all, even though it's sold out globally, you know,
very very quickly, there was a lot of like, well
one's going to come from one side and one's going
to come from the other. They're walking on stage together.
Ah man a, yeah, it's beautiful. I'm even more excited
now about seeing them when they're here in October and November,
(50:45):
and Oasis fans rejoice. Production of Holds just released limited
tickets to all previously sold out shows Oats Live twenty
five here in Australia are available now Josh is in
London for one big mission. Josh, are you there?
Speaker 2 (51:01):
I am there?
Speaker 10 (51:03):
Good money.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Her.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
First things first, Okay, we don't need the deep vine
and Dyke accent. This week is going to awear out. Now.
Do you remember we had that meeting two weeks ago
where we said just take it easy. You're going to
be down the line. Please just take it easy this week. Okay,
this is the start of what's going to be a
very long week for you, young mad Okay, don't make
me regret flying you out there.
Speaker 8 (51:31):
No, I honestly I will live up for this mission.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Okay, how's he gone so far? When did you land
in London? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (51:39):
So I landed about what thirty hours ago? Now so
I've been here a whole day. I've got a center
the city. I've hit the iconic spots Big Ben, Trafalgar Square,
and it's been it's been great.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Well yeah, listen, mate, got my work. God, he's on fine.
I mean an even work with such a talented travel
or bought like this Alex.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
It's eleven pm and you've seen Big Ben.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
That's like one thing about a thousand things you could
do in London. And also you're there to try and
track down Liman Knoll by the way, swollow it. They're
not in London. They don't get in London till tomorrow,
Monday afternoon. So basically we've flown you out there. We're
putting you up in a hotel. I've seen where he's staying,
four star, very flash. When I was back in London
three months ago, I couldn't afford to stay in the
Citadeen just off Trafalgar Square. Thirty hours are just basically
(52:35):
twiddling your thumb and using a hotel born on our accounts.
So they're not a big Ben. Big Ben is a
dodgy movie, you see.
Speaker 8 (52:44):
I promise I'm not touching the mini bar. I was
risky to even touch it.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah, alright, thirty hours and so far in your mission
do you send your rights to track down the Gallagher's.
You're in a city about five hundred k away. Brilliant
And wait, don't worry. You've seen Big Ben. But they're
not playing in Big Ben, are they?
Speaker 8 (53:09):
But yeah, I know that they are in Man and
as we speak they.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Have they're on stage in another city. Yeah. So you're
there in your in your complimentary gown right now, your
slippers on the benchat to us, yucking it up, flicking
the fleet pistachios into your mouth. But in all seriousness, serious,
come on, come on back to the All right, Ethan,
(53:34):
what have you got for us?
Speaker 8 (53:36):
Okay, I have what every rock star really wants. What's that,
Tim cans?
Speaker 1 (53:48):
I'm this close, this close to turn a team to
bring you back tomorrow morning. I'll see your reception. And
also they're they're millionaire rock stars. They're going to make
about a billion between them on this tour. What do
they need chocolates for? What's the player? Just wave them
(54:09):
around and they come to it like a mock.
Speaker 8 (54:16):
Tried double coated two tames.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
No, No, to be fair, they won't have because you
just got your crappy penguins.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
They're not crappy. But I'm telling you now that if
you say, hey, I know you like do you like penguins,
You've got to hope that they do say yes. Then
you can say these are superior. Then you might have
an in.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
Okay, Yeah, but what I'm thinking is I bribe the
people around them, So I start.
Speaker 8 (54:39):
Small, Right, So I've got the address of where the
offices are for Nol where he does all this record deals,
merchandise deals. So tomorrow I can go check out that office.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
What are you going to do? Just a bland London
building with a couple of windows, schue even rummaging around
the wins going to go there's a mad Aussie. They're
going to throw you out. It's London. It's a bit
tasty realm there.
Speaker 8 (55:14):
You underestimate the power of chocolate biscuits.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
I think you want to make the power of rock
and roll security in my friend. Listen, you're going to
be back on and playing by Tuesday. Now, listen. I
think it's you know, the idea is this that the
Gallaghers have said they're not doing any interviews before any
of the live shows. They just want to keep it
all about what they do on stage. And I get it.
(55:38):
The reason why we phone you out there, Josh, is
that actually I reckon that you've got a good chance
with your Everyone loves someone like Josh and innocent in
a cynical world. Yes, you think about Forrest Gump. No, no, no,
there you go.
Speaker 14 (55:56):
Now you say that to the managing people and you're
clutching a warm, a warm chocolate barlet's put in your
pants for a forty hour now.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Suddenly they go, okay, I'm like this guy bit the weapons.
Suddenly you've got somewhere. So I'm thinking, here's the mission
this week you if you can ask Liam and no
one question, just one question. Don't worry about you into
They're not going to do it. But one question and
get the answer, I will fly you back at the
(56:32):
weekend in business class. At the moment. At the moment
you're very cozy, you're in economy. Okay, but you get
that one question asked by Noel and Liam, you're flying
back business class.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
Josh Christy, when I when I boarded the plane, I
saw this staircase and it led up to business.
Speaker 8 (56:54):
As you walk on, it's a full blown staircase.
Speaker 1 (56:59):
Okay, staircase. I want to assure the financial officer of
this station. I went about shelling out for business cars.
He ain't getting anywhere near it. This seriously, if actually
can actually walk back when Caitlyn Madusia went, he's really
on the point. He's really on point this. He's been
(57:23):
there for thirty hours and all he's done is seeing
big men and got some where. He's going to go
rummage around the bins of nol's management label. Okay, okay,
well listen, it's been great to chat, so good, so
I can't wait to hear how it goes this week.
Speaker 8 (57:43):
It's been so lovely chat. But Christian, Yeah, what you
haven't told You haven't told me what you want me
to ask them?
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Are we're going to get it? Yeah? We haven't got
that question out. And do you know why. I don't
need to worry about it right now, because you're in
a city five hundred k's away from them, in your PA,
So don't worry about it. You just sit it out
like you've been doing. Enjoy another thirty hours wandering around London,
those chocolates.
Speaker 8 (58:09):
In I won't let you down, guys, know that.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
I am lowering expectations. Let you down, all right, don't
underestimate the parable, Josh. We will speak to you tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (58:26):
Absolutely and roll.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
All right, listeners over to you. We're only going to
get one shot at this. You know, yesterday we had
a chat rear and I said, this is like our
moon shot. It's like our loon shot. All right. He's
to loan on the loose in London. But you know,
(58:53):
sometimes someone is an innocent he's not. He's not there
as he's hung up a simple tem but a pure
man now, a pure vessel of innocence love he's actually got.
I still stand by he's got a chance. No, if
anyone can do it, it's just hi, we just need one.
It needs to be a different question that they wouldn't
normally be asked. Remember years ago, I was going to
(59:15):
go and interview David Beckham and I said to listeners
at the end of it, I'm going to ask him
a question from you guys, but just give me a
real wild card question that that you've got to guarantee
he's never been asked before. Anyway. I went people texting
nunctions of questions. I went, asked David. He loved it.
He spent like minutes going that's such a great question.
(59:35):
I was like, is it? I asked David Meghan what
animal find out of a cannon? Did he think he
could catch? He loved it.
Speaker 5 (59:47):
He said, A pig's sort of quite spherical.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
I remember a week later, Jeremy Clarkson was on the
show and he goes, I heard that tongue make him interview.
No way can a slight man like that catch a
pig out of a cannon? Gerbil. Maybe have you met him.
He's a slight man. It's not catching a pig, so
we need a question like that one animal fight over
canon could they catch okay, so what should it's the
(01:00:16):
loon shot, all right? The one question that Josh the
receptionist ask Liam and no text me oh four seven
five three one o four three good.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
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Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I still think he's going to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
No, no, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I still think he's got something about Josh. No game plan,
but he's gonna He's gonna get them. They will answer
some question. One of them will answer a question by Josh.
It's the craziness that makes you doubt him. Is the
craziness that's going to get him the question. You also
need to understand listeners. He's wearing a T shirt that
simply says on the front Oasis fans help me now.
(01:00:57):
I obviously lived in London for many, many years. The
one thing people fear in London is strangers. The other
thing in it is strangers with stuff like that going
on with you like much there and then wait, it's
some crazy Australian and he's got some strange bucket hat.
He's wearing he actually looks like he's escape. All right,
(01:01:22):
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the big thing we ask of you today, what is
(01:03:38):
the one question that we get Josh the receptionist to
try and ask Oasis in London this week. Email me
today Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU. We
are going to get one shot at this. Let's just
aim for that. Okay, you've heard, Josh, one shot. What
is the one question Rial? What are they sending in
so far? Some great ones coming in Joe.
Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Will they be using kiss cans adam?
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Oh, great idea, but that's more men, middle aged men
like me cuddling. We're back tomorrow. Well done today, Alex,
welcome to show. Join us tomorrow. We're back then.
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
So for the last two weeks we've been on a
I'm actually about to say school break. That's how I
regard this job. It is a kind of school break. Patsy,
welcome back to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
It's so good to be bad.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It is really good to be back. I tell you
why the last two weeks. I'm now starting this show
in far worse shape. I'm on heavy medication for kidney infection.
I have torn and done something awful to my left shoulder,
my glasses on holiday with the kids in Fiji. Hot
(00:59):
that the break has done me irreparable heart. I've wasted
so much money now, Like the game of life is
snakes and ladders, I'm way down the back ladder that.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Life insurances there is it?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh my yeah? There was one point when where my
wife and I were in the doctor surgery on Friday
afternoon and the doctor what is it these days? I
don't know if this happened to you, Patsy audio where
they start googling. They get a table. I've never had that.
I's not very assuring. This happened to me and I
(01:35):
could see that she was googling what my condition was
and could it lead to the big sea. This is
this is in front of me. My wife and I
are sitting there in cancer. My wife and I said,
my wife and I was sitting there in cans hopefully
not my wife, and I was saying it fortunate. It's like,
what do you meant to do?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is he going to go? It's normally I tell you
this a bit on those those those meds for five days,
two weeks and get your fans in.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Oh nice, hey, sory, what is wrong with this man?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah? I mean I can. My wife was trying to
reassure me afterwards as we left, she said, look at
least she was doing her do that. You do that
in your time? What's that? Teeny's a study exactly. It's
not like I've come in with a red tropical Okay
she should know. So. Yeah, and now we need to
(02:32):
welcome to the show someone. We're really excited to be
joining the show and our family as well. And that
isn't just me, Pats and Rio and the team here.
It's actually everyone who listens to the show and mates
the show with us every day. Welcome to the show,
Alex Cullen. Thank you so much. Wo a genuine, big,
warm hearted Welcome to the team, Alex. Everyone's making you
(02:52):
film very welcome already. Already you've created a buzz. Let
me tell you why. When I came in this morning,
right Alex, a senior engineer goes to me, he pulls
me so and goes, hey, Alex has been in since
five am. Now for this team, this is already remarkable
because a certain former team member never came in till like,
well six, are you so already? Times are changing.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm very conscientious. You've got to be on your first day.
There's a lot going on, you know, So what are you.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Going to be in like five to six tomorrow. It's
a one day thing. It's a welcome.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Thank you so much. Look, it's wonderful to be here.
Everyone's been so lovely and friendly and welcoming. It's a
big move for us, as you will well know. It's
my girls are starting school this morning as well. So wow, yeah,
it's all happening in our family. But it's wonderful to be.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We love this.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
The girls, the twins are six yep, and they're starting
well term three today here in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's totally new school in new city. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, they're brave girls. They're in the same class, which
is really lovely.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And how was the drive over them from Sydney?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
The drive down was a nightmare Christians that ages had.
We're sitting in the military campaigns are in the car. Yeah,
and so we're about to go and one of the
girls even just starts vomiting in the car, you know,
and we're like, really, is this happening right now? And
then she's just continuing to do that for most of
(04:21):
the trip. Then about halfway Audrey does the same.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, they're like Carlos was. One goes off, starts chundering,
the other one does and then you start try heaving
and your wife starts try heaving. It's a it's a funny.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
It was just awful.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But you know, was there any point were like is
this a sign? The vomiting on the way as we
leave city to Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And that wonderful blowy episode where they're moving but they
actually stay, they stay, but we're today we're.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Going, Yeah, if only you hadn't lost that Channel nine, gid.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I just saw it out of the corner and way
actually on one of the screens. You're like, oh, that's interesting.
There they go this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Very now. I just have to mention as well that
you do appear to have a brand new black eye. Yeah,
I mean, I know Melbourne's a bit rough, and I
I'm really sorry in your first weekend you've already had
a punch on. I've come in here.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
About it and bruised And it was funny. We bought
some walnuts from South Melbourne Markets.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Come on, old story. You got into a pub fight.
TV guy, you got the shit kicked out. Don't insult
the show today. Story about walnuts. Car looks like.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
So, anyway, we're at the back of where and we
were opening these walnuts. The kids love walnuts, and so
there's the shells everywhere throughout the backyard and I'm picking
them up. Anyway, My kids are a million miles an hour,
like proper, proper million miles an hour, and so I'm
meaning down to pick them up. Edie runs over and
she starts picking them up, and then as I stand up,
(05:57):
she takes off and in that exact millisecond. She has
taken my just taken me out, smashing into my eye.
My eye is full of blood. The girls are screaming.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's not a good look for down if you can
be wiped out by six year old like sat soon
is at that age. Man, get a better story, Elix.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
He said to your last ninety Saidaddy Tomorrow on the show,
you have to say that you're beating up by a
six year.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
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Speaker 1 (06:31):
That thing of driving when your kids are throwing up.
In London, there's a major orbital that goes around the
city called them twenty five. It is hell. It's hell.
You've got twelve million people trying to get home, go
to work and all that. And I remember once for
about twenty k there's a section of it where there's
no pulling over, there's no hard shoulder, and that was
the moment where my youngest daughter Lois threw up once
(06:54):
into well the back of my head. Yeah, and you're driving,
it's five mates, and you drive. It's a lot that
the speed limits there are a lot higher than here.
You're doing about one hundred and twenty k right and
suddenly being spatted with a galling gun of vomits. You
(07:14):
just feel it in your hair. My wife goes, just
keep you on the road. It's like a Formula one
box box up this lap box box, up this lap
of us. And I know there's no hard shoulder for
a long long time in there. And you can just
feel that cold chunder in someone else's hunder, the smell,
(07:36):
just smelling it. And it was ry Beenery as well,
because crisps and Rybina, and I remember thinking and I
don't tell you about this and all those parenting classes.
This has to get better. And even better for me
was then in about half an hour being able to
pull over, and there was no way of washing my
hair side the road because I'm like, I was just
(07:59):
carry on. Yeah, rinking of crusty like is like corn
flakes kind of all just tried into my head then
as well. It's actually how was your how was your school? Break? Way?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
We are lovely break very very relaxing. Went to a
few shows which was really good. There's a lot on
in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, it's getting busy now, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah, a few red carpets and had a little stage.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh wow, Alex, welcome to this. You ever worked with
anything like this? A few red carpets, Well, I'm slamming
it in Fiji. A few red carpets, what.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Can I say? Andie's in town, Dolly's in town, and
her little staycation with our friends Andre and the team
at the Langam, which.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Was very nice. Yeah, we'll we say, our friends very much.
Your friends, you'll hear a lot of this. There's barely
a day goes by. Patsy is not a function. It
is a beautiful hotel. We'll all go there. The Langham
is really nice. But Patsy, is there a lot? First name?
Well weekly you have your own room there? Yeah, no,
it's an entire wing, privatelyft from the car park. Andre,
(09:05):
This poor flunky. Andre is terrified of our second Patsy.
One morning, when I came to works, Alex and I
saw the general manager of one of Melbourne's premiere five
side tails running in a half five with a cake trable.
It got and it was patsy birthday, and I went,
who's this where he goes? Madam? I went, oh my god,
it's a birthday. Can we can I carry some of
(09:26):
it together? Get your hands off.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I did see one of the photos on social media
of pets on the carpet. Oh, flashy pants, this is.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Amazing, and that red carpet travels with the first part
of her shoes.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
It's a magic red carpet. Alex I write it into
work each morning.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So what happened at the Language of Night's time?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
We had a lovely time.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
You had a staycation of five star.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
It was beautiful, not having to worry about cooking dinner,
washing up, treated like a queen for a day.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It was lovely.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
But checking out there was a little bit of a
mix up with the car. They were very busy school holidays.
A lot of people had staycations this year, and it's a.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Really religable story for families right now with the cost
of writing crisis. We can't afford to go to NUSA,
can't afford to go to Fiji, but we can afford
to go on staycation. What we go on Airbnb? No,
the langam a lot of people are doing it.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
It was very nice anyway, So we gave them our
ticket as you do for parking, and they go fetch
your car right.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Anyway, boy boy a story and we.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Said, yeah, it's just the NA gave them the regio
and everything anyway, pulled up and it wasn't our car.
It was a lovely hyder. It was a brand new
Santa Fe.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's now shouting your new car.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Anyway, left the keys in the ignition, opened the boot
and everything. It was just like left there, and I said, oh, sorry, no,
you've got the wrong car with ours.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Is just a Tucson. Ours is and brand you like that.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
That's very nice, terribly sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We're very busy. Now, that's all right, we're not had
they part that kind of car off side and the
old Arkansas chuggerbut here the staycation and pocket put off.
Anyway you came around, no one's going to see it.
Just leave the ignition.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
He brought back a really old Tucson that had like
wheelcats missing and.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And no draw sticking out the exhaust pipe.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's not ours, he said.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Sorry, it's a donkey and a car donkey all the
way back to the west.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
The third car, they got the model right, but the
color was wrong, so it was a white tu song.
We're like, no, no, no, Ours is like the dark navy.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh my god, why did you tell your red shirt?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I didn't tell the re I just.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Wish it was like a Mercedes or a BMW. And
by the fourth time we would have said, oh look
we'll just get this and take that and go home back.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You could have said, any car, it's a Bentley Bentley.
How hard does this happen?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
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Speaker 1 (12:13):
Biggest news story, as in the one that we're all
talking about over the last couple of days, has been
the Coldplay concept and it can't play on this big
megatur They obviously came here a couple of months ago.
Music of the Spheres on their I think it's their
biggest ever global HiT's a huge, huge thing all over
the world, and they've got this big jumbo tron and
what a lovely way for them. They take moments during
the show and Chris Martin, who have an interviewed Chris
(12:35):
many times. Very funny guy, right, people don't really us
about Chris Martin is a very very funny guy. And
obviously then here here make some comments or something. Sometimes
he does a little impromptu song about what he sees
on the jumbo tron and then lo and behold, the
world didn't know what we all now know. It's like,
you know, in play school, they go through the open window.
(12:58):
We went through the billionaire window or should I say
former billionaire window, because suddenly on the jumbo tron Chris
Despies something those words. I feel like that's being played
on a TV in lawyer's office at some moment in
the next couple of weeks in the very very big
divorce payout where there's only one exhibit your honor, it's
(13:22):
this play this either they're having an affair or they
have this gray shot now in the moment. Very funny
from Chris to say that, okay, because their reaction is
the thing that's undone them. If they did nothing, yes,
(13:42):
because apparently from what I've been reading up on it,
like everyone all, we're all talking about it. I've ever
heard so many conversations out and about over the week
and people talking about have you heard this? Have you
seen the clip they duck down? If they did nothing,
they drove some like two or three hours to go
to a tea cold play where no one would know them.
So if they just stood there like anybody else would do,
(14:03):
the world is none the wise there. He is still
a one point two billion billion exactly. However, he's resigned
over the weekend. I love the fact that you can
imagine the kind of damage limitation meetings that went and
over the weekend the company have said they've now launched
a food investigation. Don't worry about it. We've worked out
for you. He's having it off with her from HR.
(14:26):
You don't need an investigation. Investigation over. Yeah, we've seen
it in a few seconds. It's like a Shakespearean play.
Within three seconds even.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
To be so brazen as to go there, and they were.
He was doing the hug, I mean the boob hug.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Around.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
We're the coworkers. I know, the lady from human resources
and that man has failed his module about workplace relationships. Sorry, Andy,
you've got to go back and watch the video again.
And also it's such a middle aged story this because
only middle aged people think the way to spice up
(15:07):
your side action is to go to cold place concerts. Yeah,
it's so. I love Coldplay, but they are very They're
a lovely, viby, friendly blads. Yes, yeah, yeah. People who
are having affairs in their twenties to thirties go to
grubby hotel rest. They drove for three hours to a
(15:30):
cold Play concert.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
I saw a lot of people online being like, actually,
good on him because she's sort of around his age.
I mean, billionaires could be having an affairs with, you know,
someone in their twenties or thirties, are good, good on him.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
For having an affair with My wife had two to
two reactions. One, Okay, well at Leasta's age appropriate and
then my wife. You show my my wife a photo
of anybody or anything, does a zoom in straightaway to
examine how that every photo I take her and the
kids she s are going get her to that one
looks terrible. There she goes, she's not even that good, Sarah,
(16:09):
that is not the point. And then she goes on
lines to see what he's traded in or up. It's
not like a phone deals, but this way, my god,
he's mad. It's like a game show. Hey, here's here.
What are you gonna do upright? Are you going to stick?
(16:30):
You're gonna lose? Oh your millions, CEO. And also you've
got to be honest. It's like they're now the world's
most well known company. Yes, this is a PR move
with a lady from human resources master senius. I mean,
for all we know, he's resigned and she's you know
I've been suspended, but really they're chuckling watching the shambas
(16:51):
must be going through the roof. None of us have
never heard of this, this tech company called Astronomer. No,
I still don't.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
I mean, I've read what they did, and I still
actually have no idea what they do. Therese like integration data,
upward lifting, it's all nonsense.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I love the fact that Cold Play, the next day
their official account put out that god player and how
going to have camera free JumboTron free zones can't play
fans who want to be anonymous there with their side pieces.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Tell me why this is incredible is how quickly memes
are made. It's incredible that really funny, well put together
videos there must have been. I must have seen at
least twenty to thirty. I'm so. We all have of
different takes on what's inside the jumbo tron, but these
guys plays. My favorite one is the one with Trump
(17:50):
and Epstein, who comes up with me, yeah, it must.
It's so hard now for a late night chat show
hosts in America because the funniest, sharpest jokes have already
been done. Takes have been done way funnier. Actually, I
feel sorry for like the late night hosts now because
actually we've already seen the funniest jokes. That's like call
(18:11):
big kids, it means doing him better. And someone sent
me a link to this Saturday morning. This is a
guy called His full name is Max Ferber. He made
this it's Coldplay song the Scientists, and he's singing it
from the point of the former CEO of Astronomer, Andy Byron.
It's the CEO of Astronomer, former CEO Annie Byron's version
(18:36):
of the Scientists. This is genius.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Went to see Coldplay Salem on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
To Kristen che.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Everything was fine, performance was sublive.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It was a good out. The star.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
So zended, there's no wait, there's a UNCD to doing
something fun and smart. They're searching for people singing about
them lit so made.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Up fun spots. I thought it was timeless.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
Turns out it wasn't red handed.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
We were both cars.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
It saw us on the camera. Oh shit, God, damnra
I feel dropping my heart.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Nobody said it was easy.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
To act like a goodsie old.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Nobody said it was easy to your site to cool.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Should see my wife's face when I got.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Very very good work. That's a guy called Max fab
Well done you. Susport coming up next, and that was
the new News and Sport team. Far enough, who's fine
off the exposure to wait new boy maybe?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
On Channel nine, The Christian O'Connell Show podcasts.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Frantically rushing, panicking, way behind time now getting all the
kids ready back to school now that uh my wife
and our are empty nesters, there are benefits to being
empty nesters. Sit back and laugh at you. Lot in there,
done those hard yards now on the other side of
the wall, laughing and I'm a candy do frain when
he's on that beach, just sand in that boat.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
We could only find one school shoe last night.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Of course, it's that it's always that Sunday night. Where
have you wait? I told you you empty school back
two weeks ago. Yes, yeah, so you've got to put
about eight washers on batsy, drying it all out as
you go to beds.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Couldn't find it. So I've had to written and write
a note that she can wear her sneakers today because.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
She'll probably.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
No, I don't know where it is.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I know, no, the amount of arguments you have where
didn't you empty your look or those and it's always
on that Sunday night. They're very emotional anyway about going
back to school and so it's and then it's like
coming you open up the lunch box, which they told
you they've done two weeks ago, and there's hard of
mold that grows in the spores. Petercillon, Yes, the last
(21:46):
of us spreading all around Australia right now. And you're
welcome to the show. Brand new on the show today
is Alex Cunnen Alan. She's doing a great job on sport.
Thank you very much and welcome to our team. Thank
you so much. Guys.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
It's wonderful to finally be here.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
You build up the things so much and you're talking
about it. It's nice to finally be here. It's funny
you mentioned school.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
She was.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
We were driving around Melbourne today. When you move somewhere new,
you don't know when anything is you know what I mean?
Where the shops. We've got to get some school shoes.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
We were in the.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
City, know that the right size. We ended up at
Malvin is it Malvin Central?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Serena shout out to Serenda at Socks and Shoes. He
helped us out.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
She was loving. You got a discount? I hate you
might know, did you did you just drop down that
stellar profile piece over the weekend ago? This is probably
good for fifty percent. Yeah, I mean you can't go
Lambeau guy on Channel nine, but here on commercial radio,
feel free to drop whoever you want. But all you
get is free school shoes instead of but hey, do
(22:47):
you know the price of school shoes? Just shy off
fifty k, especially if you're going out Maulva though, mate,
you got that Jimmy shoes? Yeah, real nice. It's a
nice part of the lot. The twins are being like
Jimmy's sho bras there drop off. I know I should
have let my lesson when did you arrive in Melbourne
(23:10):
because obviously you start this new job, and also you know,
after everything you've been through, and we'll catch up with
that of the next couple of days. But you know,
you and your family have jokes aside. You've been through
a lot the last couple of months. But I really
hope Alex, one day in the next couple of months
you'll realize that maybe everything that happened to you very
intense time and embarrassing Tumner, public humiliation may become actually
(23:32):
one of the best things that have happened to you,
because I really hope you enjoy working on this team
and the show, and I hope for the next couple
of years you've also got this new mega gig now
at charl seven. You the weather guy in the afternoon?
Is that what it is? Weather guy? No?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Not, Christian.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I do love weather though, amazing perhaps told me with
the weather guy she's doing shake You know, what are
you doing there?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I am obsessed by weather though. I love it a
bit of news news in the afternoon. So there's extending
their news offering.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Right, it's like sunset is it Sunset Sunrise?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I'm not sure they thought of a name.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
For the show yet, but that's a good not tipping point,
I wish. So when does that start?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Actually starting very soon, Christian, And I'm looking forward to
it because, yeah, it's fun. It's going to be a
show in the afternoon on Channel seven. And they yeah,
like I said, they're having more news offerings, which is good,
leading it to the six pm news in Melbourne. So
it's going to be fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Now, are you going to go with two jobs.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
That's a great question, Christian.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You're going to need that to pay off those.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Scores exactly, right, Serena, two jobs, Yeah too. I know,
I don't know what I'm going to do. Like, there's
gonna be like two hours, I think in the middle of.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
The day, so what I can just collapse? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Maybe what I do in those two hours, I'm not sure.
Do I sleep, Do I go to the gym? I
don't know. Yeah, yeah, so that's gonna be interesting. But look,
why not I haven't done much the last six months.
Let's face it, No, I get the feeding.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
My wife is just pimping him out. Now she's ringing
around networks and he's got, he's got. Now, you should
have said, you got spared two hours? Two hours probably
some local community netwhere you can go through the weather
there or something like one and twenty minutes of spare
time only.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
On a it.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, you've got to pay back all the debt that
even the last couple of months.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Buddy, where I was living in Sydney, the hairdresser be like,
are you still out of a job?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
What do you do? One way around and I saw
in the in the very nice interview that you did
with her and someone's steller over the weekend and in
the in the photo shoot there sadly obviously because obviously
you haven't been working for six months. You didn't have
any socks and won of the photos. So it's either
sadly you know, you don't get paid for a couple
of weeks. I'm going to buy some songs for you today.
(25:55):
You've gone from Lambeau guy to sot guy.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I know, and I would never wear any of those clothes.
Can we just make it very I'd.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Like to say, there's there's one outfit where you're scratching
your head and you appears to you're wearing all beige,
you like human poop and a brown T shirt and
a brown T shirt was like ffty shades of brown.
Gave me so much both of that. No, that's not
the worst one. The worst one is the aggressive grain.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Shops of the grind.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, I mean, what do you think the hands of
mine your head and it seems like get a load
of this ladies a cold place CEO in the morning
and in the afternoon. On seventh, let me put my
news into you. It was like Boogie Knights. It's too
Much for the Eyes book.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
When I was in Fiji a week ago with the family,
it's mind of mind business enjoining reading my book in
my cabana in the middle of the afternoon after a
nice lunch, and this massive kiwi just blocks out the
sun his shoe. That's six of five, right, I feel
like an All Blacks player. He was just massive. He
just litery shadow of my commander.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
It's just me in there and the family all gone
for swim. And he goes, are you Dave? And what?
He goes? You Dave? And I'm like no, and he goes,
you look a lot like Dave. I'm like, I'm where
is Dave frommy goes New Zealand. I went, do I
sound like I'm from your part of the world. He goes,
you look a lot like Dave. Went, I'm not. Day.
(27:36):
He goes, he's a really good mate of ours. My
wife and I have been watching you for the last
two days. Went a bit creepy. Now we're sure you're
our good mate, Day went. If I was a good
mate Dave, I would have said alone, there's only forty
one rooms where we're staying and he went and then
his wife comes over and he goes to her, He's
not Dave. She takes her sunglasses off, peers into the
(27:58):
commandery and going, you look like Dave. I'm not Dave now,
Alex and you guy on the show, Alex Cullen has
coming to work today and he is nursing a classic shiner. Yeah,
very fresh. It will change colors this week, black eye.
And he's also like a lot of people who got
(28:20):
a mysterious black eye. He's got some sort of story
about it. It's tell them about the walnuts.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I just went to the bathroom before and it's changed
color again in the mirror. It's like a deep purple now.
And okay, I'm going to tell you what happened. I
was at our house yesterday in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
He's stumbling with the story to our special statement. We
had these.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Walnut shells on the ground. We got walnuts yesterday at
the South Melbourne markets. They're beautiful. The kids love them
and we're picking them up and I'm picking them up
and then Evie comes over as well. She's bent down
to pick them up. But I didn't really see it anyway.
My kids, they are a million miles an hour. Okay,
they just they're always moving. You just can't stop them
from moving. And so I stand up. She takes off
(29:07):
to run and collect collects me on the way past
smashes into my eye.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
There is blood in my eye.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I can't see it in my eye. I'm like, I'm
screaming walking in the into the house, and the neighbors
are probably going, what on earth is going on over there?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
And the new neighbors from Sydney.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
It's it's such a quiet area too, so I can't
imagine how.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
We've only been there a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
It's a little bit embarrassing, but anyway, so I go
inside and the kids, the girls are just screaming, and
I'm like holding this towel to my eye and there's
blood everywhere, and so it's I look in the mirror
and it's it's blowing right up. It's like a proper
black eye. And there's nothing I can do about it
except explain what happened.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
With Walnut story. Yeah, and we're going to stick with
that one this week. Make a note, I guarantee tomorrow
be So we're picking up some pistachios. I was getting
school shoes and I bent to tight one of my
twins laces. It's been a tough.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Intro in the great city of let me tell you
better than Bruce Diane.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
An you're right, and that and the chundering car trip
as well.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Oh god, both girls vomiting on the way down here.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I mean, seriously, can we just make it stop? All right? Right?
So we're looking for your black eye story. So I
have you've got a story about how you got a
black eye? We want to hear this morning. Give us
a call on thirteen fifty five, twenty two, Caitlin, you've
got a story about getting a black eye? I didn't
get it, but now, of course not you're a boguan. Yeah,
we do. Head but someone I've actually never had one.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
I went to Bali over the break and one of
the ladies that was with us, we were there for
a Hens party. On the first night, she dropped her
bra on the ground in the bathroom, went down to
pick it up and took her eye out on the porcelain.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh no, the first night.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
And she wasn't even drunk or anything. I know, hard
to believe that the Hens, but yeah, took her out.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
The rest of the trip.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
She couldn't see out of one eym Alex, I'd urge
you to adopt that story about you dropping your bra.
I saw those man boobs in the Stellar piece of
the Weekend.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Behind the brown clothes.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Clothes, all right, your black Eye Stories thirteen fifty five,
twenty two, The.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You are what's going on?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Well, you're running around like a main toy.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay, yeah, yeah, listen, I'm a polaroid guy in an
analog world.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Creepy, man, it was creepy.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'm taking some natural photos. Is called reportage. Alex would
back me up here. We saw him thrusting his coin
in a very for him natural Tom Jones Manner, news reader.
I for my daughter's twenty first. It's our daughter, our
oldest daughter, twenty first last Thursday, and on a day
(32:07):
I had organized on a wine tasting top awesome and
we had a fantastic day. But I brought a polaroid
camera and I thought we can take some instant photos.
Because you take all these photos on your phone, they
stay on the phone. And there's something about those old
timey polaroid photos that look like they're from a different time. Yes,
(32:28):
they look like memory. Yes, yeah, it's an instant memory.
So that's why I got it. So anyway, annoyed the kids,
of course, it's just a pain the ass the whole day.
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (32:37):
You are running up every slashes in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I've seen black dot. I tell you what I've caught,
pats I'm going to put these up online on our
socials at nine. It's like frontline reporting. I was showing
the team what I caught of you, Patsy glaring at me,
and now the world is going to see the vibes.
Sometimes it's incredible, Rio, how would you describe it? She's
it's a dead Stein's. It's like Lex Luthor.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
I look into your soul and you and you and
you rip it up. She's trying to do the news.
Christian runs over like an excited real kid, flashes.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I wanted to capture something of Alex doing his day
one sports news and his bodyguard in there, Costner to
his Houston was having none of it, calaring, and you
took one of both of us two. I just took one,
a nice repertage one of you just now. But the
thing is with this poteroid, right, even when I'm a
foot away from my subject. As as artists call it,
(33:37):
the facial features are barely discernible. So what I've got
is twenty two bitches, not beautifully four k ones on
my camera phone right of last Thursday, literally ones where
eyes are discernible, and then it just it's just a
vanilla blook blot.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
You know what.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
I think?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
It looks like. I spent a day with aliens on
my daughter's twenty first It was like, didn't you taken
proper ones? I that'd'll be nice to go retro went.
There's a reason why the world moved on. I's ancient technology.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Can they're using this ancient technology at vic Rhodes because
the driver's license photos for those alex you'll soon learn this.
They are horrendous. I look like a foremost I actually
loved Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah. My Vic Rhodes photost me the best compound.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
All right, So do you take that camera to the
chemist now to get the photos printed?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
No, it's a polaroid. It's an instant Oh sorry, yeah yeah,
yeah yeah. Did you know how these work? About? Black
Eye's got some ct We need to do a scam,
all right, we got youre am? I yes, well, you're
trying to sell us this made up store about your
black guy. We get the truth out of you at
somewhere and what already happened? All right? So we're looking
for your black eyed stories. If you've got a black eye,
(34:51):
you've got a story about how you got it. Thirteen
fifty five, twenty two, Shazow. Let's go to you first.
Good morning, Shadows, Good morning.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, I'm good, Shazer And how are you?
Speaker 10 (35:01):
Oh, I'm all right now.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
So what happened? Shaza?
Speaker 10 (35:04):
So my husband had cut down a heap of trees.
He said, come and help me at the chip, all right.
So I'm pulling on this branch and on the end
of it he'd chained saw like a little log and
it went macs me between the eyes, hanging onto the trailer,
trying to pass out. Then I passed out. I woke
up and had two black eyes, so much pain, the
(35:29):
big lump on the front of my head.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
It was a sight.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
And you're at the tip it.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
Next to me was just staring my p.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
What a place to come to.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
The great stuff at the tip?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, I love a tip and I love going to tips.
I'd be very happy doing a tip radio show, you'd
be chatting to people. What is dropping off? Actually cash
at the tip we might find stuff that we can
give aways. Prices man's rubbish, it's another man's treasure. That's
(36:05):
the strap line for the show. Literally, the Tip Show.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Away, hundreds of thousand giving away. Try to tell you
what you've seen in the ratings. How's it going for them?
We can do better doing the Tip show. Well, ca Ja,
let's go to.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Lucky here, Let's go Lucky here, Lucky, Good morning, welcome
to the show.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
How are you? Yeah, we're good, Lucky. How you do
on a nice weekend? Lucky? How do you get your
black eyes? Mate?
Speaker 9 (36:37):
A few years ago I had a car accident and
broke me nose and it never healed promptly and about
it here later I woke up with two black guys.
That's toss too hard bed and rebroke it.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh that's a that's a very very unlucky double break.
That is tough. That's awful. Thank you very much for
giving us a call. There's got a Samantha now, Samantha,
good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 12 (37:06):
Hello, welcome back for your holidays.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Thank you so month it's great, too bad, and what's
your story for us?
Speaker 13 (37:11):
Well, I will preparing him for a trip back to
me Viyllan for a family get together in a Christenine
and I thought, rather than send the mental fox terriers
to the dog sitter insane, I would have taken for
a quick walk, putting my sneakers on. The mad fox
(37:32):
terrier jumped up at the same time I was putting
my head down and smapped me so hard my eye
was shut.
Speaker 12 (37:39):
For three weeks and broke my nose. Not to worry,
because my loving mother when we got when she saw
what had happened at the other end of the plane flight,
reset my nose me at the airport. She's a nurse,
(37:59):
she was angry.
Speaker 13 (38:02):
A tough, particularly tough.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Didn't hurt lots still for a sick yeah yeah, and
then high altitude flying to help with the resets.
Speaker 12 (38:17):
Oh no, shouldn't ever warm me, she said, let me
have alone.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, but that would be like an old nurse's trip. Great,
look at that crack got him? Works every time, works
every time.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
So for our wheat break, we were wanted to Fiji.
You've been to Fiji? Yes, lovely place. You had a
super friendly people, beautiful butler everywhere, a lot of buller
up on the butler anywhere you go, sickond down just
like this both for the third day, everywhere you go,
(38:57):
but the most joyous, happiest people. We're still on this
tiny line a right, there's like forty one rooms. And
on the first day, my eighteen year old daughter goes
to me, they're not taking me seriously here, I'm a
young woman. What are you talking about. She goes reception
asking for towels. None turned up, a call back, putting
(39:18):
on a man's voice. They arrived within five minutes. I went,
that's incredible. To the voice was, oh, because that's when
I have a guy Ritchie movie. Oh some tales. He's
from twenty one. I'd love thing. You're a recording of it. Anyway,
on the third day there you've probably done this on
holidays where you make friends with people on holiday. Yes, yeah, yeah,
(39:41):
I don't know what it is. Maybe other mums and
dads can relate to this, but our kids find it
excruciatingly embarrassing, right, really embarrassing. My wife and I talking
to strangers on holiday. Do you initiate or are you
I do, but my wife really loves to and straight.
Oh my god, yeah, she goes in my for hours.
(40:05):
The food's getting cold and she's and they're like, she shouts,
like a couple from yesterday. Anyway, there was an American
couple there who were lovely, right, they were really really nice.
And I saw them on the third day or whenever,
wasn't chatting to them, and they were freshly married. And
the guy was everything you said to me was oh, yes,
that's right, sir, that's right, sir. And it was like,
(40:25):
and I said, you miniatry. He goes not working, I tea,
that's why do you keep me? Goes so because it's
the world's racer everywhere. Every time I saw it was
and expect to everyone like this. Anyway, his wife and
I say this with no judgments. I'm just in life,
an observer of one I see. But his wife she
just had very large, clearly enhanced fake cleavage. Right now,
(40:58):
I go back to my table. My wife's not there.
My two daughters there were like, I see you having
a good time over there. It is nice to be
the kind of person who makes friends out strained. I
did this for a living you can't turn that off
in Fiji. That's just part of my DNA. And I go,
They're a lovely cuppy couple. They're from America. It's a
long way. It's a long, long flight to come in
(41:19):
from the US of A. And then he goes, she goes,
She goes. I said to her, they're going diving today,
And she goes, is that even is that safe with
breast that size? At least? What are like primo fla.
Anderson's dece like, can you even if you are men diving,
(41:41):
you have to like balance and stuff like that. Surely
they have been grabbing her by a less and bring
back down. You're going back up the service. And that
was why I like, I don't know how they make
who I don't know how they make fake breasts, what
they fill them with. I presume it was hot air.
I was like, Jesus Christ, I might need to I
might need to. I might need I might need to
(42:03):
intervene here. I'm greatly going to google how do I
make those freight bass. My wife comes back, She's like, Chris,
what are you googling? I went, look, long story short
lady over there. She went, oh my god, they're huge.
Do they fill those with like silicon gel? She goes, oh,
she wouldn't have made it on the flight over here.
(42:25):
She's gonna set up.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Christian O'Connell sho podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Christian. We're driving home with the family from Adelaide, listening
to you guys. Great to have you back. Welcome to
the show, Alex Cullen. That's from Dana Mitch Taler, Brackets ten,
Darcy Brackett seven. Welcome back everybody. I just want to
say hello to Bron, a lovely lady I met last
week at a book shop in Flinders down on the Peninsula. Sadly,
(42:53):
I was buying a book about radio Christian and she
was like, oh, I listened to you in the morning
and I tried to turn the book over the deep shame.
What are the odds of meeting me buying a book
in your bookshop about radio and the birth of home listening?
Dun god, he's got some precious with his family and
(43:16):
she's some crusty old book about the rise of home
listening radio in the early days, black and white photos
of miserable looking kids in their family around the radio
wireless and anyway. Bron said, you know, what I love.
Listen to your show, love listen to you guys, and
(43:38):
she goes, Sometimes you make me laugh, sometimes annoyingly. I
just checked my wife here that and looked over. My
wife looks me up. I heard that, and we drove away,
and my wife said, sometimes going to stay in there.
Sometimes it's going to book new tagline for the show.
(44:00):
Sometimes makes you laugh. All right, let's get into uh,
let's get into this week's brand new miss her little
step back.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
It's just another misshard Monday.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics every Monday on the show
that we play back your misheard lyrics. If we agree
with your miss here, you will hear this. If we don't,
you'll hear this. And from the really brilliant ones you'll
hear Hall of Now. When we were last with the
two weeks ago, we had two Hall of Famous, Mandy
(44:33):
had this from Fleetwood mac Rihannon a classic Hall of
Famer now the classic Australian.
Speaker 11 (44:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
No, Ron's probably laughing right now this week. Sometimes Janine,
I'm yours. Jason Moras, I won't have Sarte no more Arty,
(45:04):
I love that one. All right, brand new one we've
got here Jasmine or ross in excess listen like thieves.
Everybody down on their knees. Or is it it's according
to Jasmine, everybody's doubting their niece. Yes, yes, yes, very good.
(45:37):
Richard has got dire strait a deep cut. Never heard
of it, lady writer. Then I recall my fall from
grace real vibe on. I guess you go in the morning,
or is it? Then I recall my fourth form grades.
(46:05):
Now I get what it's a bit of a donor.
He didn't go so when at school and he's now
in one of the most successful bands ever Die Straight. Oh,
come on, that's a whole Richard, very good, Hall of
favor Ian Scott, what's up danger black Way? Because I
(46:26):
like high chances that I might lose because I'm like
or is it an ed youre lyric? Actually, because I
like hard cheeses that I might lose because I'm like
hard Jesus, the world needs a middle class wrapper. Who's
(46:46):
going to talk about hard cheeses? And they're so expensive
you don't want to lose. So where is my Manchego?
Who has moved my man Chago? I get it? Black Waves?
Speaker 8 (46:58):
I like that cheese.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Ian that's a brilliant one Hall of Favor. Who doesn't
love a hard cheese? Huh? That's the big fun on
Tomorrow Show. What's your favorite hard cheese? Gouda? What do
you go? Lad damage? What about vintage on the tongue
(47:21):
for me? Where are you a Monterey? I got? I
keep it domestic, I say, keep it to me anyway,
listen what we're doing. We get into this tomorrow. Leave
a present under the Christmas tree, please, Daddy, Jed laughn Days.
Taylor Swift happens to love this song anyway, I've said
too much. I feel the lavender haze creeping up on
(47:41):
me because you do day day? Or is it? I
feel eleven turkeys creeping up. The two week break has
done them better than us. Very good. That is great, Swift.
(48:05):
I feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me. Wow, dum
Arian Bold's got fast love George and Michael. Stupid Cupid
keeps on calling me. Do you know what? I love
georn Rich? But I love this song? Played it so
(48:25):
many times of this I didn't know that was the
original lyrics. Child's Nursery. Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
tag or is it stupid Git that keeps on calling me.
It's one of those robo calls. Poor George, stupid git
(48:49):
that keeps on calling me. Ariel Bold very good. I'm
gonna have to give it another Hall of Famous. Thank
you very much for all the miss Her lyrics. The
show has been all the great for two weeks. But
thank you so much to everyone. Every single day of
the last two weeks you've still been emailing your miss
Her lyrics. Thank you so much. You still keep this
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brilliant feature going every single day and sometimes it really
makes bron the Burke person at Flinder's really laugh. Email
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Speaker 2 (49:20):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
All right now, Josh, this radio station's awesome receptionist is
in London right now. We've sent him out there and
we're about to cross to him live now where it's
Sunday night in the UK. It's about twenty five past
eleven in the evening Sunday night, just.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
From reception in London town to see you. Otis to
track them down looking for.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Gallaghers all over the town. The class ticking down till
the show can he deliver. That's why We've sent him
all the way to London. He is going to the
big Oasis show this Friday night, the first one of
seven soldo ones at the massive Wembley Stadium. They've done
(50:08):
seven shows so far and if you're an Oasis fan,
you would have seen some of the clips some of
the songs that they've been releasing up online for free.
They sound incredible, so good. Liam's voice is amazing.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
I saw Noel say I can't believe how good we sound.
Even he was like, oh my god, this sounds incredible.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
It's incredible. And what I've been loving seeing is that
they're coming on stage every evening. In the lead up
to it all, even though it's sold out globally, you know,
very very quickly, there was a lot of like, well
one's going to come from one side and one's going
to come from the other. They're walking on stage together.
Ah man a, yeah, it's beautiful. I'm even more excited
now about seeing them when they're here in October and November,
(50:45):
and Oasis fans rejoice. Production of Holds just released limited
tickets to all previously sold out shows Oats Live twenty
five here in Australia are available now Josh is in
London for one big mission. Josh, are you there?
Speaker 2 (51:01):
I am there?
Speaker 10 (51:03):
Good money.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Her.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
First things first, Okay, we don't need the deep vine
and Dyke accent. This week is going to awear out. Now.
Do you remember we had that meeting two weeks ago
where we said just take it easy. You're going to
be down the line. Please just take it easy this week. Okay,
this is the start of what's going to be a
very long week for you, young mad Okay, don't make
me regret flying you out there.
Speaker 8 (51:31):
No, I honestly I will live up for this mission.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Okay, how's he gone so far? When did you land
in London? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (51:39):
So I landed about what thirty hours ago? Now so
I've been here a whole day. I've got a center
the city. I've hit the iconic spots Big Ben, Trafalgar Square,
and it's been it's been great.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Well yeah, listen, mate, got my work. God, he's on fine.
I mean an even work with such a talented travel
or bought like this Alex.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
It's eleven pm and you've seen Big Ben.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
That's like one thing about a thousand things you could
do in London. And also you're there to try and
track down Liman Knoll by the way, swollow it. They're
not in London. They don't get in London till tomorrow,
Monday afternoon. So basically we've flown you out there. We're
putting you up in a hotel. I've seen where he's staying,
four star, very flash. When I was back in London
three months ago, I couldn't afford to stay in the
Citadeen just off Trafalgar Square. Thirty hours are just basically
(52:35):
twiddling your thumb and using a hotel born on our accounts.
So they're not a big Ben. Big Ben is a
dodgy movie, you see.
Speaker 8 (52:44):
I promise I'm not touching the mini bar. I was
risky to even touch it.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah, alright, thirty hours and so far in your mission
do you send your rights to track down the Gallagher's.
You're in a city about five hundred k away. Brilliant
And wait, don't worry. You've seen Big Ben. But they're
not playing in Big Ben, are they?
Speaker 8 (53:09):
But yeah, I know that they are in Man and
as we speak they.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Have they're on stage in another city. Yeah. So you're
there in your in your complimentary gown right now, your
slippers on the benchat to us, yucking it up, flicking
the fleet pistachios into your mouth. But in all seriousness, serious,
come on, come on back to the All right, Ethan,
(53:34):
what have you got for us?
Speaker 8 (53:36):
Okay, I have what every rock star really wants. What's that,
Tim cans?
Speaker 1 (53:48):
I'm this close, this close to turn a team to
bring you back tomorrow morning. I'll see your reception. And
also they're they're millionaire rock stars. They're going to make
about a billion between them on this tour. What do
they need chocolates for? What's the player? Just wave them
(54:09):
around and they come to it like a mock.
Speaker 8 (54:16):
Tried double coated two tames.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
No, No, to be fair, they won't have because you
just got your crappy penguins.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
They're not crappy. But I'm telling you now that if
you say, hey, I know you like do you like penguins,
You've got to hope that they do say yes. Then
you can say these are superior. Then you might have
an in.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
Okay, Yeah, but what I'm thinking is I bribe the
people around them, So I start.
Speaker 8 (54:39):
Small, Right, So I've got the address of where the
offices are for Nol where he does all this record deals,
merchandise deals. So tomorrow I can go check out that office.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
What are you going to do? Just a bland London
building with a couple of windows, schue even rummaging around
the wins going to go there's a mad Aussie. They're
going to throw you out. It's London. It's a bit
tasty realm there.
Speaker 8 (55:14):
You underestimate the power of chocolate biscuits.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
I think you want to make the power of rock
and roll security in my friend. Listen, you're going to
be back on and playing by Tuesday. Now, listen. I
think it's you know, the idea is this that the
Gallaghers have said they're not doing any interviews before any
of the live shows. They just want to keep it
all about what they do on stage. And I get it.
(55:38):
The reason why we phone you out there, Josh, is
that actually I reckon that you've got a good chance
with your Everyone loves someone like Josh and innocent in
a cynical world. Yes, you think about Forrest Gump. No, no, no,
there you go.
Speaker 14 (55:56):
Now you say that to the managing people and you're
clutching a warm, a warm chocolate barlet's put in your
pants for a forty hour now.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Suddenly they go, okay, I'm like this guy bit the weapons.
Suddenly you've got somewhere. So I'm thinking, here's the mission
this week you if you can ask Liam and no
one question, just one question. Don't worry about you into
They're not going to do it. But one question and
get the answer, I will fly you back at the
(56:32):
weekend in business class. At the moment. At the moment
you're very cozy, you're in economy. Okay, but you get
that one question asked by Noel and Liam, you're flying
back business class.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
Josh Christy, when I when I boarded the plane, I
saw this staircase and it led up to business.
Speaker 8 (56:54):
As you walk on, it's a full blown staircase.
Speaker 1 (56:59):
Okay, staircase. I want to assure the financial officer of
this station. I went about shelling out for business cars.
He ain't getting anywhere near it. This seriously, if actually
can actually walk back when Caitlyn Madusia went, he's really
on the point. He's really on point this. He's been
(57:23):
there for thirty hours and all he's done is seeing
big men and got some where. He's going to go
rummage around the bins of nol's management label. Okay, okay,
well listen, it's been great to chat, so good, so
I can't wait to hear how it goes this week.
Speaker 8 (57:43):
It's been so lovely chat. But Christian, Yeah, what you
haven't told You haven't told me what you want me
to ask them?
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Are we're going to get it? Yeah? We haven't got
that question out. And do you know why. I don't
need to worry about it right now, because you're in
a city five hundred k's away from them, in your PA,
So don't worry about it. You just sit it out
like you've been doing. Enjoy another thirty hours wandering around London,
those chocolates.
Speaker 8 (58:09):
In I won't let you down, guys, know that.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
I am lowering expectations. Let you down, all right, don't
underestimate the parable, Josh. We will speak to you tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (58:26):
Absolutely and roll.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
All right, listeners over to you. We're only going to
get one shot at this. You know, yesterday we had
a chat rear and I said, this is like our
moon shot. It's like our loon shot. All right. He's
to loan on the loose in London. But you know,
(58:53):
sometimes someone is an innocent he's not. He's not there
as he's hung up a simple tem but a pure
man now, a pure vessel of innocence love he's actually got.
I still stand by he's got a chance. No, if
anyone can do it, it's just hi, we just need one.
It needs to be a different question that they wouldn't
normally be asked. Remember years ago, I was going to
(59:15):
go and interview David Beckham and I said to listeners
at the end of it, I'm going to ask him
a question from you guys, but just give me a
real wild card question that that you've got to guarantee
he's never been asked before. Anyway. I went people texting
nunctions of questions. I went, asked David. He loved it.
He spent like minutes going that's such a great question.
(59:35):
I was like, is it? I asked David Meghan what
animal find out of a cannon? Did he think he
could catch? He loved it.
Speaker 5 (59:47):
He said, A pig's sort of quite spherical.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
I remember a week later, Jeremy Clarkson was on the
show and he goes, I heard that tongue make him interview.
No way can a slight man like that catch a
pig out of a cannon? Gerbil. Maybe have you met him.
He's a slight man. It's not catching a pig, so
we need a question like that one animal fight over
canon could they catch okay, so what should it's the
(01:00:16):
loon shot, all right? The one question that Josh the
receptionist ask Liam and no text me oh four seven
five three one o four three good.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Check Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I still think he's going to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
No, no, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I still think he's got something about Josh. No game plan,
but he's gonna He's gonna get them. They will answer
some question. One of them will answer a question by Josh.
It's the craziness that makes you doubt him. Is the
craziness that's going to get him the question. You also
need to understand listeners. He's wearing a T shirt that
simply says on the front Oasis fans help me now.
(01:00:57):
I obviously lived in London for many, many years. The
one thing people fear in London is strangers. The other
thing in it is strangers with stuff like that going
on with you like much there and then wait, it's
some crazy Australian and he's got some strange bucket hat.
He's wearing he actually looks like he's escape. All right,
(01:01:22):
Today's time waster. Ouh. For grads, you have to see
Beetlejuice to Musical, five star production, Britage show audit's a
screaming for more. Must leave Australia eleventh or September. We've
got two tickets to go and see Beetlejuice to Musical
for the best in show today on your Monkey movies? Correct?
What do the monkeys love to watch at the movies?
(01:01:42):
The King Kong speech? Goal? Really big monkeys in the mist,
No mission, chim possible bus, Monkey Poppins watch that? Yes,
come on and they love eminem do the Yeah, that's right.
(01:02:03):
They watched Primate Mile Silver. You're right, real monkey movies?
What have you got?
Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
The Hunt for Red buttober that's very good, Gold plus
Diary of a Chimpy Kid.
Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Very good, dude, where's my CaCu? Silver? And any given
Sunday very good as well? All right, takes him in
Oh four seven five O three one O four three.
Texting your Monkey movies? Oh four seven five O three
one oh four three. Good luck.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Today's time waste. We're looking for your monkey movies Rio.
Are you ready, Tomork? I'm ready. We fought a zoo
keeper very good gold on Lee clock Walk aroun a
Time from Todd Foranana na Land Gold, Silver, Back to
(01:02:56):
the Future silver plus, throwing marmosette from the train Gold
from Danny Powell. That's free, good, actually good monkey species knowledge.
We can the bubbles. That's more of a headline from
back in the day. That's some sharpie dot to throw
(01:03:16):
poo little oh No, bron Chimpy Chimpy Bang Bang Silver
Forest Chimp Bronze, Iron Mandril and Brad Pitt stars in
World War Chimpanzee. That's very good. Who is off to
see Beetlejuice to musical which we love this musical. Throw
Mama sip from the train. Well done, Danny. Okay, So
the big thing we ask of you today, what is
(01:03:38):
the one question that we get Josh the receptionist to
try and ask Oasis in London this week. Email me
today Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU. We
are going to get one shot at this. Let's just
aim for that. Okay, you've heard, Josh, one shot. What
is the one question Rial? What are they sending in
so far? Some great ones coming in Joe.
Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Will they be using kiss cans adam?
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Oh, great idea, but that's more men, middle aged men
like me cuddling. We're back tomorrow. Well done today, Alex,
welcome to show. Join us tomorrow. We're back then.
Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
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