FULL: Are You A Westie?

Melbourne’s hay fever is back and trying to kill us, so Christian exposes the shocking truth about pollen counts… which somehow makes it worse.

The team also plays the “Foreign Title Movie Game,” where perfectly normal films turn into unhinged international fever dreams. Plus, everyone decides what makes a good business card, despite none of them actually knowing.

Christian also launches “Business Person of the Day,” because why not? Send your business card in and you might get five seconds of fame and zero useful exposure.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

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Speaker 1 (01:20):
Today. You hope you well here's today's show, Big.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Love, Got anything good? Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell
show podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Good morning, Rio, Good morning, Come on Alex. So who
on this show?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is a hey fever suffering big time?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's bad today, my word, but the hay Show Hey,
hey fever.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yesterday was terrible? Was I all those plane trees, all
the wind blowing?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
So is that a register or some kind of like, yes,
you should the weather, you should be in the weather. Actually, Pats, Yeah,
did not remember six months ago you said you open
to feedback.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, it depends that was more a threat when she
said it. You can almost give me feedback.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
I'm looking on the Melbourne weather on the bomb website.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
We've got it. There's still her own pollen count. Mean,
normally on radio shows I've heard them do a pollen count.
It's not like this is the most polony city in
the world.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
It is actually apparently the number one in the world.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, why it's the trees.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, they don't have trees anywhere else.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
It's these Melbourne plane trees, which are those ones with
those big sharp leaves that are everywhere?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
So were they not indigenous? So you said that we
brought them here?

Speaker 6 (02:44):
I think probably your people brought them here.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Sorry, like the rabbits and the foxes exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Maybe I'll go around in my time here and tack
them up and send them back, turn my bit to
repatriate them. Yes, what is it today? Flip in high?

Speaker 6 (02:59):
It's high to extreme today.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yes, there's a great app called the Melbourne Pollen app
which I open every day and it is crucial. It'll
tell you if it's a low, medium high like fire rating.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
How do they count the pollen? That's actually really good question.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
I don't actually know what pollen is now, I.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Don't is it the seeds? It is it the gander
in the air? Not gand I think there's this stuff
that comes from the flowers, the bees' legs, the bees
carried around to the producers out there. Chuckle sisters, Can
you just find out what is gander? I think it's
something that comes from the flowers.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Pollen is a fine, powdery substance produced by plants that
contain the male genetic material, enabling feria and reproduction.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
The guys always the guys.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
We've got toxic men and we've got toxic plants.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
We're in the toxic city.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
So is it the bees. Is that what we're saying.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
No, it's the plants.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
You listen there today, But like the bees carried around,
don't they?

Speaker 7 (04:03):
But we need the bees. We can't get rid of.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh my god, we need the bees.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Tell you what it is all going on a straight
at the moment. So in Melbourne we've obviously got the golf.
The open starts at at seven o'clock. Rory yesterday would
have upset so many very wealthy people in Bayside. You
pay a lot of money, a lot of money to
be a member of the Melbourne Royal and he says
it's not the it's not even the best course in Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Although he's like, oh no, it's top ten, it's top ten,
but it's not the best.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
King he was loving more right, Actually what was impressed
by because obviously that's your job.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You're just on golf courses.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
How do you flipping no One from the other Joan,
How does he even know about Kingston Heath? Yes, the
Royals coop is not as good as he must know
millions of golf courses all over the world.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, definitely, it's stung.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
When I saw the news yesterday was like name checking
how much he'd loved Kingston heath A the fact that
he even knows of it.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, and then.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Obviously sadly, today is the it's the second Urshes. Yes, yeah,
Baker addiction, what do you actually.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Think is going to happen?

Speaker 6 (05:03):
We will smash you.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Actually, I can't even resist.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I've got no supportingdents to come back at you hard.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
I saw so you haven't won.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
It was in Alex's news yesterday having one since eighty.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Six, which were terrible, that you're really really bad. It's
sort of playing the game. And also they've done no
practicing with the people.

Speaker 8 (05:22):
They could have been Canberra but they didn't.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Well, they're too busy with their scooters hooning around.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
No helmets, ben Stokes, no helmets market you know.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
You know why they had those no helmets one because
they were praying to get injured.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Ruled out.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I said to the team, I said, look, you know
we did this really good Travis highlights package from two
weeks ago. I said, let's play that and also just
get some you know, there were some good highlights to
Ben Stokes getting his sentry. Please could we just have
that as well for balance?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
So I I.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Sit in front of all the buttons here, I have
to in good faith trust and producers. It's labeled England's
highlight and.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Guys very wet not during the ashes a team divided.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, I get it. It's been a rough couple of
days again.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
The Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Podcast, Christian pollend is plant seamen.

Speaker 9 (06:22):
Oh, I want to be reading stuff like that. It
is south of you know, stuff like that. They only
caught us six stuff going on with the ashes today.
I don't need stuff like this.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
It's not the guvy the makel phrase as well.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
It mel matter. Can we just agree in some better language.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Okay, apologies to all listeners waking up to that kind
of language on your radio. Christian. Have they count the pollen?
They have polland monitoring stations. They collect en samples and
trap pollen on sticky services and measured the amount of
UH and then send it off to a university Melbourne
and Deacon are the main ones.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I think yes, the students account it. We can't trust him.
It's one point, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Now we get sent a lot of press releases every
single day. What happens is peratps will then read the
monk called the news and it's lovely for her to
do that. It's normally the last story.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Isn't it.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Yeah, it's like when we need extra Accordn't.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
And Subway have discovered today that Australians are enjoying eating
some Way snacks.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
Listen out for it, kicker is it?

Speaker 9 (07:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, I got it? Kick it out the news now, Rio.
You've got one though, that you think is going to
peak our interest?

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yes, I found one that I think is actually interesting.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
From one to three cabs about the most common items
left behind us.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
Oh, I love you.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's just six thirty seventy a half love this.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Sorry, Paty, I didn't read to steal your thunder.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
But they've listed the top five items that were left
in cabs in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
So mobile phone number one, mobile phone.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Number one correct, Sonny's sonnys, Yes, number.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Four, wallet's got to be in there.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Wallet's number five.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Who's still rocking a wallet?

Speaker 7 (08:09):
A lot of people are.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's old time.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
People still use a wallet.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I think it's sort of people who are either of
a certain age or country.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
People they don't trust their phones.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
If you lose your phone, exactly what did you lose
your wallet? But like when I went to the airport
recently for Sydney. I didn't have my phone. Luckily I
had my old school license. Otherwise I wouldn't have gone
on the fly.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's what I was with you that day.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
It was an interesting day.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
You need to back up. Yeah, anyway, what was number three?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
So I'm just curious, don't So you carry a driver's
license around with you everywhere.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
And I having a phone as well and my medic card?

Speaker 7 (08:52):
Yeah all that.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Blood And do you know I just have a photo
of my driver's license and Medicare card on my phone.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
You can have.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
My app is also called my photo album.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I had to shut my ideas to that, just shed
them a photo of my driver's.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
I've got pulled over by the police.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Except hang on a minute, this is my favorite.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
This is Larry School.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'll just be with you in a second, all.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Right, So, wallets, wallets. I'm curious to know what house
is in your wallets guys. Now, years ago when you
used to have you used to have a lot of
you remember Lorty cards, first count, you'd have your Blockbuster
you know called video shops, all those free yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
what house is in one of these days, I've got
some business cards?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
What do you mean business cards? You haven't got your own.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
Business code for work?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Are finding it out to?

Speaker 7 (09:57):
Hey them? At a lunch? Women still do that, absolutely,
they do.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Card drawings called LinkedIn. What does it say on there?

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Newsreader for the Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I didn't know that we even had there from.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Long ago, from like when this show started. Do you
know how many times I've been to a lunch and
a woman has given me, usually women has given me
a business card and I'm like, oh, I didn't bring any.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
It happens all the time.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
No way, don't you American psycho.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Like you might, you know, go on to their insta,
start following them and start following them on LinkedIn or
connect on LinkedIn.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Okay, that business cards, you know, I just think it's
a nice All right.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Here's what we're going to do. You're all going to
get business cards.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Okay, make up a title on there, okay, and then
we'll get the logo on It will look legit. But
just make up your own title, okay, pick your own
job title. I say, all right, so team tomorrow, you
get a pitch to me on air. What is your
job title?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Okay, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I know what I'm going to do now. I'm obsessed
with business cards. If you listen to this and you
have a business card, send it into me. I'm going
to have a big bowl here, all right, all the
business cards against put them into the and if you
let me finish, and then route to talk to people,
and then I'm going to pick one out a day
mate that my business person of the day, whoever they
are random. Just when we go national next year, I

(11:26):
begin business cards from all over the world.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yes, unfortunately, might we're not unfortunately, but fortunately could be
Patty that you pick out as your business business.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Now, I'm with you, actually, I stand by that. Unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
You're right. No, I didn't know you had a business card.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Yeah, I'll bring one in.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
What's the context that you give someone the business card?

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Is this to be like if we're on you know,
court rounds or police rounds or whatever, when we're on
the right.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
That a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Chris, ever, do that, I'll bring it back. I say,
why did you give up?

Speaker 10 (12:00):
No?

Speaker 7 (12:00):
I didn't give up. I was promoted to a rating shift.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
How long have you worked to any of that knows
news team out there sit there all day just working
around in the court.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
The court.

Speaker 7 (12:12):
Sadly we don't.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Journalists don't go out as much like you know in
radio stations.

Speaker 9 (12:17):
Everyone with Yeah, I say, change streets, guys, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I will have Patsy out there on the streets past
in some of these fires in the smoke shops.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Weedy bin's been stolen, stuff like that we need in
the streets.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
All right, we're ready for this week's lost in translation.
Let's do it the foreign title movie game. Let's play
so how this works. Then, as movies go around the world,
they're translated from the ringlish title into a locued language.
Sometimes when it's translated, everything is lost in translation. We
turn that into a game. I read out the foreign translation.
You work out the game. So last week, how to

(12:55):
lose a guy by being very annoying to lose a
guy in ten days? You've got it, Handsome vampire boy
and the girl who won't smile Twilight.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's right, all right, Brandie.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
This week the little girl who couldn't stop screaming. Oh no,
this one's hard. Actually, I never would have got it
from the from the translation. This really has lost everything
in translation?

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Is it a scary movie?

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Surely no, it's.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
A children are Beautiful Actually two children's movies that will
also work for adults.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
They explain how we work internally.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Oh Joys and.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
The little Girl who would not stop screaming. That's what
it was known as in Italy.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Disaster? All right? What about this one?

Speaker 11 (13:56):
Then?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, we go to Germany, Zany's son in law, Zippy
grandkids and a crazy chase.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Oh made the parents?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Nope, chasing.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Zays son in law, Zippy grandkids and a crazy chase.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Is it rat race?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
No? National lampoon's vacation very literal?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
What about this one? The Hairy Baby that saved San Francisco.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Hairy Baby, Hairy baby, Hairy Baby, Paddington.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
The hairy baby that saves San Francisco.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Hairy baby.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
By the way, talking about Paddington, then, I saw a
Daily Mail article this week that referred to Paddington as
woke migrant. He's a cartoon character.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Body's kindness, woke migrants.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Paddington's taking all that jobs?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yes, I mean et legal alien, no documentation. Trump probably
sent him back. Get him out of here, Get the
ice to there. Harry Baker Hero six, Big Hero six,
man with knife fingers waits until nighttime.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
This is gettable.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Freddy kruegerstro Yes, Insomnia of Love, Sleepless Seattle, Yes, Spanish
version of that.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
If you want to hear some of that, one of
these Spanish so Father, Mirror Doctor. It's so much more frantic,
isn't it?

Speaker 11 (15:43):
All?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Right on to find one big rock falls from space.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Everyone panics, ag yeah, boom.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Bruce Willis is the finest work. Please give me a
business card.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast passes.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Just give me a business card.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
So it's a nice feel and nice gloss to it.
Landline on there as well. I wouldn't even know what
the office phone number is. I was just looking at
you and that's what the number is.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
If we called that, would we go go to your
desk to go through to the news room.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Ye, right, well call it now.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't reckon anyone gets that rio I have this
number now, n.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Give him a call now, so you've got a hot lead.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Sorry nine four two, I forgot, we've got the one
one flowing.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
This man in radio hell look at.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Him, it's like within a centimeter of these glasses.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
My nan had this old school phone landline phone that
actually had extra large numbers.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Was massive. A child would have to.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Phone nine four two.

Speaker 7 (16:49):
O double one four five double one.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Four five.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Right, oh too busy chasing news.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
It's gone to voicemail.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Wow, wow, biggest shell the day.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, I reckon if we popped our head in there.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
On reels on Instagram, wow we If you played those back,
they'd be like we've.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Landed on the moon. I know who shot jfki Wow
we all right?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
So I really would love people to send me their
business cards, and the easiest way to do this is
take a photo of it and email it to me.
They are going to put them all in this big
chart and I am going to do this once a day.
Just read out and make somebody my business person of
the day. Plug your name, your business and your contact details.
Great way to get free plug on air. Yes, exact,
we go national. I can start to build these up.
So just take a photo, email me business card Christian

(17:57):
at Christian O'Connell dot com dot A.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
You we should call some of the numbers as well.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yes, yes, yes, all right, So Patsy, why do you
photo of Ordie was some kind of it looks like
a security bag in kems Wause.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
We had to fill a couple of scripts yesterday afternoon.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
I've never copt this before.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Up the pharmacist said, you know, they give you directions,
this is what you have to do, and then normally
they put it in little basket and you go up
to the front and you pay right but there was
no basket. Instead he had what looked like this massive,
big cooler bag with all their logo on it. It was
very fancy. Put it in that and I thought, oh,

(18:41):
that's weird. Maybe it has to be refrigerated. And I
didn't sort of ask him. He was very busy. Then
he zipped it up and like kind of pad locked it,
and I thought, crikey, what is this contraband giving me?
And I took it up to the counter and I
was absolutely bemused. Audrey and I were like in hysterics,
and I said to the guy, why is this new?

(19:04):
We haven't come across this before, and he said, yeah,
it's because of like unfortunately there left people. Will you know,
because there's a distance between the pharmacist desk and the
front desk where you pay, they'll just walk out the
door and knot and sadly, Hey, yeah, I've never copped
it before.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
I've never seen it around Richmond.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Well, i've not seen it around Bay.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Side hashtag we west Side.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
I just don't know if it's happening anywhere else. But
it's kind of sad, isn't it that people are just
kind of leaving without paying? But I thought, oh, gee,
this is like a Fort Knox.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Are you sure it's not because you have just been
stealing stuff? Okay, it's a special bag. It's on us.
Steal from us.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Twice, it's on us. It's a special Faraday bag.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
It's almost like a silence of the Lamb's version of
you know your prescription? You know how he's on the
trolley with the face mask and all. Yeah, anyway, I
haven't got it.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
If we've gone up a couple of years toge to that.
All right, let's do signs. You're a Westy kitin, you're.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
A Westy, Yes I am.

Speaker 12 (20:15):
There are a few signs if you come from the West.
One being pajamas at the shops.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
I see a lot, like what a lot?

Speaker 12 (20:23):
And you know they're pajamas, like they're always wearing like slippers,
those roughly pants you know the one. And sometimes they
even have those hoodies on in the shops.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
That's like the wearriby tuxedo that.

Speaker 12 (20:43):
The other thing I noticed a lot actually is the
sound of sirens. So even this morning at for thirty sirens.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's probably perhaps his news.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
No, there was a local fire today, Caitlyn. I saw
about five fire trucks, so there.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
Was something going on. But yeah, sirens all the time.
It's like New York.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
It's like downtown New York exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, he's exactly like Trebeca.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yes, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Thank you very much. She's still sending me signs. You're
a Westy.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Patsy.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yesterday at a pharmacy was given some sort of locks
briefcase with her bits in so that she couldn't steal
them signs you're a Westy Christian Christian. You know, I
don't know who Christie is. It's who I would be
if I lived in the West. I've become a.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Christie or Chris.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
So, uh, you know you're a Westy Christian when you
still refer to Pacific weerrebye as the plaza?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Is that right? Perhaps true?

Speaker 7 (21:49):
Going to the plaza.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Jim and last year on the show, when Patsy trying
to tell us that weby was like the new Silicon
Valley on Australia High Tech Corridor.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
In the country. It's phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
The last time you came out and visited Christian have
you even been?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
You know what we should do? But we should. We
should do a day trip next year. Just go on
a field trip.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Yes, but make sure not a day trip, not an
overnight trip, right.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Like, just yeah, you know, I'd love.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
To go around.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I'd love Patsy doing a lunch for us. I'd love
to go in Patsy's place. I'm guessing it's immaculate and
beautifully styled. Yes, no, no, no, I reckon it would be.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
A yes, tour of the science. Can we do a
tour of.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
The Absolutely we can because there's so many Alex, Oh,
we go to the zoo for a start.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
This Werribee Park mansion.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
That is gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yes, there's the water treatment plan, but no one at Spotterswood.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
What's that is that?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
The one at Spotswood?

Speaker 5 (22:45):
No, no, no, no, that's a bit further in. No,
this one, yeah, this one has very rare species of birds.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yes, it does. Actually yes.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I remember saying there's a big TV nature show called
Nature in the UK and I suddenly saw they came
to Australia. It's just one episode and it was all
in Melbourne. At the it wasn't a great advert. The
whole episode was out of that sewage plant. I was
that this isn't selling it to us, pops.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
And it's beautiful along where it be golf course there, it's.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Like yere Rory's tea up right now.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
Those clubs next with they're developed.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
All along there. It's like a savannah, beautiful pathways, you've
got shadowfects.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
It doesn't add up with what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
What I'm seeing right now coming in from verified independent views, Christian.
When you see a police escort following Patsy home from
the pharmacy, Christian. Even suburbs with West in their name
think they are Westy's my example, Heidelberg West. They think
they're unwearab. They've got cars parked out on the nature strip.

(23:53):
Chriusse you know you're a Westy when you refer to
the police chopper as to wear a be air show.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
He's a very funny. Allen Christian here Westy.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
When you look at the dandenongs and think going that
farmer holidays, that's from Jimmy the west Garo. When you
see someone were in uggs or an Oudian public, you
know one hundred percent that is a Westy all right,
coming up then coming up next to the small Thing,
Big Joy.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Joy.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Good morning to Joy, the Judy, Good morning Judy, Small thing,
Big Joy. When I forget that, I preset my robo vack,
suddenly it comes to life and starts cleaning.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I could cry with joy.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
How come those are robo? How come they can't do
one for the garden where you can set it to
cut the grass. You know, we're just to maintain yesterday,
just to maintain a trimp. Yes, it must be.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
If they could do it inside. Why can't it go outside?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Why can't you just put a little Can you set creminiskepes?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
They map out, don't they? You've got one pats They
map out the house and all the obstacles.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
My god, I'm yesterday, and I love it. Turned ours
off because it annoys him when he's trying.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
My family are always doing that.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
It triys me mad Yes, I'm the guy who's in
charge of mcleaney's.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I called him in my house and I love that thing.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
It pleases me when I hear him cleaning the house,
pay for him to do even sat there idling.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yes, my one does a mop as well.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Well the mop bit isn't so good.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
It just sort of smears stuff around the given illusion
that mccleaney has been mopping.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
There must be one that is an outside one that
is a brilliant idea. You can get one like for
the mcg a little more.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yes, PROTISICADI and you've got your hand up. What have
you seen, mate?

Speaker 12 (25:50):
Yeah, they have automated lawnmowers that are exactly like a
Robovac and they go out and name Owe the lawn
for you.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
I thought we were onto a million dollar ideas.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeas, all right, small thing, big joy. What's yours? Has
we pats?

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Oh, I've got a couple of things. One is parcel lockers,
which are brilliant.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
It does a way with having to see people and
communicate with people with must.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Love, isn't it the job that's about authentic connection?

Speaker 7 (26:15):
In the second we're having to see people In.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
The second half of.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
The day when I'm doing all my jobs, I've had
enough of speaking for the day.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
And they don't want to speak to you. At the
post office. They have no interest in.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's a job, isn't it. You have to queue, you get.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Your I out.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
I just want to quick a quick sort of transaction.
I just want to get my post. They're fantastic. You
just go there, your parcels ready doors.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Where do you get the parcel lockers? And that the
post depends.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
No, they can be everywhere. We've got one at our
local shopping center in a you know, in like a
busy main street.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
They're just fantastic.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
You're not always empty people with the post office box.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yes, yeah, you see that sometimes that po box and
all that feels fancy. You see it like American movies.
But that little special key actual box. There must be
a business person.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Or it's bye.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I always think Jason Warner had one. That's the only
thing I'm basing that opinion on. Is it frightening sometimes
when you track the sauce and opinion, Wait, that.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Was just in a movie. They can't all be spies.
And also just in pain View, go is your spy box?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Do you need to keep your spy box.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
I mean regular bus.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Sorry.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
And the other thing that brought me joy yesterday was
saying my very first inner shop Merry Christmas.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
I'll see you next year. And it didn't feel too early.
It was like the perfect timing. It's like, yep, this
feels good.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Do you see people now that you might not see
again before Christmas?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
That's right?

Speaker 5 (27:45):
I thought, well, I won't see you to next year,
so I'm going to wish you merry Christmas, see you
in twenty twenty six and the happy New Year.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
No, but I didn't hang it today, Brian, what's if
you some more thing? Big joy? How a young getting
on a new place A half?

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Yes, yeah, we are loving it.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
It's especially setting you now.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
It takes you while to get us to a new space,
even where the bed is and all those things that
take you watch.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Ground in a new area.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Well, I missed out on the crucial part. And my
partner Will has taken on putting everything where it goes.
So I wasn't home when he did that, So I
don't know where anything in our house is.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
It takes me so long to find power move.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
Yes, So we went to the Christmas party.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I came back and the whole house had been unpacked,
and he's put everything where he wants it, and I
have no idea where everything is. So and there's a
lot of what we're not used to is the screaming
at each other from another room. I think he's going
to be a big source of tension because I can
never hear what he's saying. It was like, I can't
hear you playing rooms away, So I don't know how

(28:45):
you guys manage that.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
Or if you like do you.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
You just scream louder generally right, and then the neighbors
can hear you.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Alex as it for you. What's your small thing? Big joy?

Speaker 8 (28:56):
If you go to a Telstra payphone and you call
hashtag four six four six four six, you will speak
to Santa clause.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I'm doing that right now. Yeah, do a great thing
to do.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
And the kids, the girls absolutely love it. They say, Daddy,
we want to go to the phone. So I take
them down and they ring that number and then Santa.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Talks to them.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
So I tell me, this an actual humans there. I
don't know, of course, of course it's because leaving my
senses there.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Ev absolutely Evie's sort of cotton On. She's like Daddy
Santa sort of says the same thing.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
You know, you like me if you call him in
the afternoon's like Patsy, Day's down with chat exactly.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
It's a business time of the inar for him. He
gets a bit repetitive.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
You know, he found out yesterday that his brother's gay.
The hell of a lot going on going on right now.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
But seeing the joy in their face is just there
on the phone talking.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
We should do one way to Hashtach speak to I
won't say to you Barry Claus, but Barry's a separate person.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Speaks to Barry Clauses.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
I mean Barry could sit there all day.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Coming up next we do go to the north part
and we're speaking of Barry Clause. Another big thanks to
Happy Innesmus.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Happy Inesmus.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Thanks to innes and higher Upgrade your kitchen, bathroom and
launchy before this festive season ten days of Innesmos, Big
prizes every single day with your friend, my friend, Everybody's friend.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Barry Claus.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Fair reclauses come in a test. Fair reclauses come in
to test making.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
A list of truckers with gifts.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Like washers and dries and a bloody beet fridge. Fair
reclauses come in a down stopping at the pub of
the Crown. Barry Colaus is coming to test.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Now I'm just gonna dive up and move give me
a second.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Sorry about this is just some Let's get to turn
the coordinates in for the satellite sucks blinking.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Oh let me go, No, I got it. Hurry we
start to turn it on off again. This is Sapslite
Technical Lgy three D.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Bouncing around the world from me and Richmond up to
STALLG nine, then over to Alara's five and then straight
to the North Pole.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Barry, are you there?

Speaker 4 (31:21):
I am here.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
And how was the date last night?

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Thanks for asking me? Very romantic. We meant we are
met on the apps up here at the North Park.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Oh it's sight right swight left?

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Yes, yes, you know the drill. You probably don't know
the drill.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
No, no, no, you're right. Sorry's a friend of mine.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yes, and we went to a delicious steak house, one
of those up in the North Pole.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
What do you eat? Render me.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Beautiful tender rain, lovely poor old blitzen Yes, oh yes.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
But a beautiful beautiful. Hind leg of blitzing was wow
on a date night, a polish all.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Off and then you know a gentleman never kisses and
delf Wow sandalous.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Now what's the big prize that we're given away today?

Speaker 6 (32:06):
It is a beauty Christian.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
We have a higher Setina freestanding dishwasher ralluded up to
one thousand.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Two hundred US.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Wow, this is great news. Now I've got one of these,
and I noticed that actually when it completes its cycle,
it sings a little song to me, Oh beautiful.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
So we've turned that into a game.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Sing us the song.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
You're the dishwasher sing when the cycles done?

Speaker 11 (32:37):
Colin, if you know the melody, the winner will be
online one.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
All right, So I recorded it last night. See if
you can guess what the song is. Turn it up.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
All right, what do you think it is? Thirteen fifty
five twenty two once more? All right, lines are open
now a Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast. We're doing

(33:28):
our ten days of Ian SMUs every day. Big prize
thanks to Ian s and the higher upgrade your kitchen,
bathroom and laundry before the festive season. Today, it's a
beautiful freestanding dishwasher over one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
My dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I've got one of these satinas and it sings a
song when it completes the cycle.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
We've turned that into today's game.

Speaker 10 (33:53):
Sing us the song you're the dishwasher sing when the
cycles done?

Speaker 11 (34:02):
Colin, if you know the melody, the winner will be online.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
More Rio's range than Frank. Now, Barry curses with us
live at the North Pole right now? How which be
the North Pole do you live in?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
I'm from our West Christian you're a West Polar Oh yeah,
proud and true.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
So what's that like? How do you know if you're
west your ver North Pole?

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Im glad you asked? All the slaves have personalized number plates.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh yes, what you've got bas at one.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Mine is actually sxc SNT.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Oh my god, that's so classic.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
It's a real class.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, no, I love that.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
There's also lots of tricked out sleighs. They got us subwoofers,
holes in the mufflers, that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Oh fantastic. All right, Madolin's on the line. Now, Good morning, Madeline,
good morning. Are you live with Barry Clause as well?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Maddie? What was that you're live with Barry Claus as well.

Speaker 13 (35:01):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
How exciting.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Hi, Madeline, very happy.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
She is not surprised. I get it. She's you're a lady.
You need so your one's on the beak?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
What's the situation, Madeline? Well, I've just had a baby.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
He's fifteen months old.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Congratulations, thank you. But we're currently washing all our dishes
by hand.

Speaker 8 (35:25):
We haven't had a dishwasher for over a year, so
this would be incredible.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
You really need when you pour in. That's a lot,
I know, all right. And what do you think the
song was? I think it was somebody told me by
the Killers. Yes, you are today's winner, Madeline.

Speaker 13 (35:43):
Congratulations, Thank you so much. You're live in Barry cause congratulations.
Hates you, thank your hate you, Madelene.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Madeline, thank you very much for calling in. Have a
lovely Christmas in New Year.

Speaker 11 (36:00):
Thank you you too?

Speaker 9 (36:02):
Is it too?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I think it's a time now to star saying Happy Christmas?

Speaker 7 (36:05):
Absolutely bloodgates have opened.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
It's never too early for Christmas. What I'm saying happy
ian isthmus to everyone.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
God you are good, well played, well played.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Have you ever met Rio on the show, because it's
so strange when I'm changing you is nowhere to be seen.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Well, he is a great he is a legendary blog.
I really love that guy.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
It's so strange. You're here, but he's not here, so weird.
Gon't figure it out. You know, I'm gonna do tomorrow.
I'm going to find Rio and insists he's in the studio.
Don't do that. No, no, no, You're gonna work on
a Friday.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I'm going to be changed to Rio and then Barry
calls at the same time.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
I don't see that could possibly work.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
You've got twenty four hours to make it work.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Christian O'Connell show Go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Time for this week's the Name Game as do.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
You have a name that's a pain, a name you
always need to explain?

Speaker 6 (37:05):
Well, we've made my name.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
As in game.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
So this game, if you have all those names where
people don't understand what it is, you'll have worked out
by now that one line clue that you always give
to people the house of unlock, how to spell your name.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
We turn that into the game, but we work backwards.
We don't know what your name is.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
We use the clue and then we track each other
on me Pats and Alex caller one.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
My name as in dog canine.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Wolf, Marley, Chiwahwa shepherd, kelpie.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
Can we have another clue?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Likes noise, barker close buck buck caller two, Welcome to
the show. In the name game. My first name as
in Doyley Lace, Yes, caller.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Three surnames in the president Donald Trump, Reagan, Harold, Ronald Eisenhower,
Barack Kennedy.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Got it all right, that's how it goes. Caller now
then thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Good morning, cooler one, good morning.

Speaker 13 (38:06):
My surname needs two parts.

Speaker 10 (38:08):
First path, it's talk of free.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Second path, units of measure, Oh cow.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Call apple meter, pair center.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Break it up into sections orange mile forever. Too many combinations.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
The first part you've already said the talk of three apple.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
So your apple meter, no inch, millimeter, no yard, kilometer, furlong, furlong.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Not yard.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Your name is apple yard. Yes it is good clue.
All right, Well on, Patsy, thank you very much for
calling him. Thank you have a lovely call it to.
Welcome to the name.

Speaker 11 (39:10):
Hi.

Speaker 10 (39:10):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I'm good? Okay? If you go. What's your clue?

Speaker 13 (39:14):
There's two parts.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
The first clue is it's a color.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
And the second part is you don't break it.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Blue glass mirror, blue mirror, No.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
Gray mirror, Nope, yellow promise.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
A something you don't break right, a mirror, more stuck
on the mirror, be more abstract than that.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Great. I don't know what is the name?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
What is the name?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah? What is your name?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
White law, white law.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
I don't break the law right there, of course.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
All right, thank you very much. It's called let's get
a call of three? No more two parts. There's a
tank in it today.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Caller three. Welcome to the show. How are we? It's
a two para No, no, next one, next one? Come on,
team call a four. My first name as in Salvadore Elle, Hello,

(40:28):
El Salvador.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Yeah no, Darly yeah, wow?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Is running away with us today? Well done?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
All right, team, let's take some fresh ones. No more
two parties anymore?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
All right, we're doing part two of the name game.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
As in try and stump me Alex Patskimus Corl now
thirteen fifty five twenty two. So far Pats is running
away with it. You're on form today, Patsy. All right,
let's go to Caller one, Part two. Caller one, Welcome
to the name game. Hello as a berry, strawberry.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Boys and berry gooseberry.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
No it's not a berry.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Sorry, type of berry is not a berry? Do you
mean beret?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (41:25):
He as in berry very.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Berry. No, it's not a berry.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
It's not a fruit.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Oh jam Nope, I don't know berry. Now we're out.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
What is it? Hallie like halle berry?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Line two?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
My first name as in I owe money, Debt.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
That's the one.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Your first name is Debt. It's Bernadette, but Debti. Good name.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
All right, Thank you very much, Corn, have a good day, thanks.
Cooler three. Caller three, welcome to the name game.

Speaker 11 (42:15):
Oh, good morning.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
It's my middle name and it's in from the sea
weed monster, marine sand wave undertoe.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Orbital circular patterns of energy, not marine Moreene's another clue.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Australia is pretty finmous for it.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Oh brier, barrier, coral.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Australia is famous for it all over the world. Put
a shimp on the barbie. They love coral. That's a
lovely one. Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Corn.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
It's got a call of four. Cool of four. Good morning,
Good morning guys, good morning. Okay, what's your clue and
last name? Iagine golf calloway titleist tricks, Yes, callow Calloweai.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Wow, way very permanent for this morning right now. That's
a great one. Thank you very much to give us
a call.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Hats he has a business card?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
You cut yourself? A news for you on here? I
think you're bigger than that, Pats. Oh, that's too small
a lane for you.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I think you know what you are. It's going to
invent a new word here. Oh news fluenca like you
don't read the news.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
You made the news.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
I want to make the news.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
It's going to sound great next year Australia at seven
o'clock and now, Petrina Jones news fluenz.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
So let's get some new business cards made up. So
I didn't know these were available. So I've asked the
team tomorrow on the show to jump on air and
pick your own job title and I'll get a load
made up for the team. I'm going to think about
my job title. I want every single personals team to
create their own. You can be chief executive whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I've got a team of like nine chief execs of
whatever Vibesah chuckles.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I don't mind you.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Everyone in any company should be just just pick your
own chop title.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
What is it matter? Yeah, exactly, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
However, I didn't know business cards were still a thing.
I guess see, especially for a lot of tradees. You know,
it's an easy way to leave your details if you're
quoting for something. All right, So if you've got a
business card, please send it into me. I'm going to
be doing this now every show. I'm going to pick
one at random, make you my international business person of
the day wherever you are, Okay, and obviously when we
go national. So get a load of these easy way

(44:51):
to do it. People have already been doing this. It's
lovely seeing everyone's business cards. Is just take a photo
of it and email it to me. Christian at Christian
O'Connor dot com dot au. Rodston that Rod, Christian. We
believe we make the world's best spice pear and apple chutney. Rod,
I love chutney. I got loads of Please send me
some more. It sounds great. Now it's business card, Rod,
says Larder Zone in Thomastown arguably the world's best chutney.

(45:16):
Can I suggest you redo that is unarguably?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah, arguably that we could have an argument about it.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
You don't have any you don't know, you don't want
to people arguing about how good the chutney is. Business
can settle it. Unarguably the best chutney in the world.
No modesty on a business card. No, no, no, it's
a flex having one. Don't even shy like some people say, yeah,
you know it. And then we got Ben Wall. Ben
Wall's business Wall to Wall Landscapes. Incredible, Christian, here's my

(45:46):
business card for my small landscaping business based on the
outer Eastern Burbs. Please go easier on my business end
than the lady recently the garden supply center who said
this is a stupid player in your name and it
should be spelt correctly because he's w a l harsh
sledges for customer service like Ben wore water wall landscapes.

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All right, So, rio you've moved in, have you said
low and befriended the new neighbors either side? Mate?

Speaker 4 (46:16):
I am trying. I'm trying so hard. I'm so desperate
to be liked in our new streak.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yes, someone argue the world's best chutney, spice par and apple,
chuck it over the fence and go.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Actually, funny you say that because our direct next door
neighbor is an old Nona.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
We've seen her out the front. It's so far.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Stop playing this of your bluetooth.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Yes, attractive British like sirens, and then.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Start having a big old pastater on the go right,
go how much garlic would you put this for?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
You know, instant not a friend?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Well, thank you, that's what I need because so far
the reception has been a bit frosty. She's been on
the front, sort of thrown up behind, but not getting
much back. Yesterday, actually we're putting out the bins. She's
got those like all non A have those mechanical shut
of blinds window.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
The security blinds. Yes, I could see they watched her
too much current effect.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Yes, I'm putting out the bins and I see the
mechanical shutter blinds.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
And you look a bit shifting. Yeah, I don't know
a little bit of a Darrow.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Well, I'm desperate because my dream is that, like you said, Christian,
the Pasada, I want her to have a relationship which
you know, passes the fasada over the fence.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
We had some old retired people live next door to us.
They are they become like your concierge service.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
What did you use them for?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Well? No, they were like they knew all the stuff,
like who's been rounds and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh you had I saw you had a delivery. They
couldn't find it on I've taken it inspin here a week.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
They were like, that's a concert service. That's amazing. Oh no,
you want to be offend her a tired old person.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
Yes, and I bet she's got a great BETI garden too.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
I bet you she's got her.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
She's got her some basil.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I mean another way that we're just stare. You're typing
worn houss all concrete is over them. She bloody hates
Italian food. She's just an elderly woman from Frankston.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I haven't heard. We don't even know she's a That's
probably why she's not talking to you. He keeps shouting
a goo with me. He shut her down.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
She's playing hard to get, but she's like negging me.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
What is this now? The graduate?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Hello, missus Robinson, open up those shutters and let me in.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
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Speaker 2 (48:53):
Christian, I think Katen's new job title should be chief Coincidentalist.
That's not encourage or reward the kind of behavior we
don't want time wasted today. You and three after the
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Everyone will love.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Today's time waster is Queensland Man's I'm excited second test today.
I mean, I can predict the headlines tomorrow. We were
so wrong. Let's apologize to the Palms. Magnificent opening day.
Good god, they're better than we thought. Average, top, middle,
and lower order wasn't as bad as we thought. It's look,

(49:36):
it's a big headline, okay, but it deserves to be
for a big opening day.

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The glass is broken ewhere, oh boy.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Not looking forward to coming and sitting in this chair tomorrow.
I don't even know if I'm going to watch it,
because I be my phone will just be buzzing anyway.
With sledging the sledge line, that's what it becomes. The
next couple of days. It feels like suddenly behind enemy lines.
It's all great there's peace until the ashes. It's really

(50:09):
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that that should be a queen tribute. They love Funnelson, Bunderberg,
rum DMC.

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On DC, you've got to have it on up there,
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on right now. The people are going go go the

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people's gold one last one, Britney Spears.

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that's not the word. Uh loose Springsteen gold.

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Well done.

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