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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Got anything good?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning Rio, good morning, Good morning Alex, Morning, Good
morning Patsy. Some team members must think that we are stupid.
There's a guy works on the show called Lockey Right,
and he's a mega NRL fan. Suddenly, last night halftime
I get a message from the team.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Look, he's not feeling very well. Oh is that right?
I bet he's probably like eight beers here.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
He's like, oh, this is going to be a good
second half, and suddenly he's not well. He's also a
major fan of the F one. It was the Singapore
Grand Prix. Put that all together. Now, wonder he's not
in today.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
He's feeling unwaiting, unwill Yeah, the timing was very peculiar.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Late Sunday night, second half. I don't know. Watching a
whole Grand Final last night, it was so exciting, it
was incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah did you watch, Alex?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
I watched every single scintillating, wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Beautiful film. I'm really sorry for storm. It was similar
to the story to the Grand final last weekend, where
something happens at halftime one coach or I don't know
what happens where the second half is completely different game. Yeah,
how was that rank? With NRL ground finals the best?

Speaker 7 (01:32):
I reckon it one of the best by far, so close.
Incredible game. It was the highest scoring first half ever
in a Grand final, right, yeah, twenty two points NRL.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Ground final I've ever seen. And I was going to
watch the first half then go to bed because we
were off last week, but it was too gripping. I
stayed and watch the whole thing. And also I thought
afterwards the players, so both teams spoke so well they.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
Did they did, and disappointing but really supportive of their
teams and people like Race Walsh as well. He's an
absolute superstar of the NRL. I'm trying to think here
we compared to in the AFL, young, good looking.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Very very good player Bailey Smith.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Bailey Smith, yeah yeah yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Also similar personality and.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh look at this, Bailey Smith's a bit of a
flog And also, like Reice had a phenomenal Grand Final,
Bailly Smith did not have a great Grand Final the
way he was mouthing off in the second half. It
was like, dude, you like thirty points down? What do
you do your job? My favorite of the second half
of the of the Cats Lions Grand Finals when it's headman, Now,

(02:42):
tell me this. What do we all think about nighttime
Grand Finals? And I know this is a really big topic, right,
people get very upset AFL fans like it's an institution.
It's always on a Saturday afternoon. I get that. But
nighttime Grand finals TV wise do look better.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
It looks awesome.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
The nri O Grand Final music performance is lit better exactly.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I feel like there's an electric line in the air
as well. Yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Even the half time show, which was just a DJ,
looked awesome. It was just DJ Havannah Brown, who's famous
from two thousand and seven.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Maybe I was watching with an English friend of mine, right,
who's a is actually a pe teacher. Okay, watch this
on Mega School in Singapore, Singapore, that's where it is
where there's three thousand students at his school. He has
forty different sports coaches answering to him. Oh wow, great,
he was watching. This is the first na L Grand

(03:36):
Final he's ever seen. He's played rugby league in the
UK to a high level, and halftime was like.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
What the hell is happening now? Oh, I'm it's a
DJ for a bit.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
AFL one halftime is a random race between some of
the players that nothing is no, like, it's not like
a big thing, do you know? Oh and some and
so one. Anyway, when we come back from the break and.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I'm like, what why do you do that?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Why are they.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Dressed like that in tights?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
They've got the ties with no shorter round shot right
orange times.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
It is not a flattering.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Look tradition tradition, It's just strange foot race between some
of the plays.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yes, yeah, that are just randomly, not even the fastest
ones like Toby Green.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Was there, I know a random Yeah. Do they draw
lots And it's like it's a punishment if you have
a good season, but you know what you're going to
have to do, not the old foot rate.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
What do you think about nighttime grand finals?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (04:34):
I think it's too late, especially for young kids, and
young kids want to stay up and watch their idols
and their heroes. I just think I think a grand
final are five thirty twilight. I know the AFL are
really looking hard into that. I just think a Twilight
Grand Final, the sun is setting. It worked to a treat.
It worked really well in Perth when the days won

(04:55):
over there. I just think it looked magic. So it's
just too late. It's gidding.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
But haven't they got like a public holiday today? They do,
they do, but they are seven. I mean, how light
weight are the kids of Australia.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
I'm going to please?

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Can I go to bed seven one? It was seven
thirty five.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
It's too late by the time this country goes to
bed real early. When I moved here, I couldn't believe
that even the street lights start dimming, like seven o'clock
the time everyone Now, restaurants start closing up at nine pm.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Sydney's even earlier.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Sydney's crazy restaurant's closing, you know, eight o'clock.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Everyone's everyone week.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm going to play a song now when we come back.
Someone on this show was scoping out Sydney over the week.
We'll get Patsy's report.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Next the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Patsy, how's your week off? What do you get up too?

Speaker 8 (05:50):
Mach we flew up to Sydney, had the most sensational
long weekend up there.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
The minute you land, the weather was incredible.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
So you were their grand final weekend. Yeah, obviously you
hate Footy Victoria on that Thursday show when we were
going you don't want a big Footy fan fight you on.
No one likes it harder than me, No one likes
it more than me, and we put those flights to
get out of the city as soon as everyone starts arriving.
The air botm has been so quiet going out of

(06:21):
Melbourne going that way as the country's coming into it.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
Going against the time.

Speaker 8 (06:25):
No, it was funny because we had to be back
at them at the hotel by like one or twelve thirty,
so Chris could sit in front of the telly and
watch the TV and Audrey and I thought, oh no,
we're going to go out. But the weather was great.
It was like thirty thirty one sunshine.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Now tell me there's Pats and be honest, right, and
some of lists might not realize there's some show news,
but from January next year we're going live into Sydney
and all of Australia in the morning, right, So very
very exciting times. Were you also scoping out ahead of
our you know us being on air in Sydney.

Speaker 9 (06:57):
Yeah, of course I was.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
That sent me a very bad photo right of Sydney
Harbor Bridge, and well a third of it was Sydney
Harbor Bridge. Two thirdsy was a church and at first
I didn't know whether she'd had a conversion. So what
are we seeing here? She's found the Lord and she
was like, it's just hit me, what's happening. It was like,
it's like she heard me two months ago say we're

(07:20):
going national and then she got to Sydney saw the
Harbor Bridge went oh, he means, yeah, that's the place
with the bridge. I said, to perhaps go into that
church and say a prayer for us. It's a lot
of upset Jones and Amanda fans light a candle like
candle for the show.

Speaker 9 (07:36):
This is the enormity.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
When we landed, I thought, hang on, we're actually doing this.

Speaker 9 (07:40):
That's right, Yeah, we are doing this.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
And it's not until you've sort of engulfed in the
city and how massive it is and it's such a
beautiful place. But yeah, I went to the theater there
and saw Back to the Future the musical, which was
out of this world, and the highlight at the end,
which I didn't know was going to happen.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
Co creator Bob Gail, Oh.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Wow, I's a co writer, Yeah, with Robertsonmachus.

Speaker 9 (08:02):
Yes, came out on stage.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
He was there for like the first few performances and
spoke for like ten minutes.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
It's just insane. If you get a chance, get up
there and see it. It is brilliant.

Speaker 8 (08:15):
At the Lyric Theater, it was just honestly, hands down,
the best thing I have ever seen in musical theater.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
You've seen them all outs.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Outstanding, and the Dolorean is there.

Speaker 8 (08:28):
It comes out over the I don't want to give
too much away, but it comes out over.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
If our listeners are going to go and see that
it came out over the ground spoiler. Oh no, surely
when you get there you probably see like a hydraulic
sort of film.

Speaker 9 (08:46):
The way they do it is just fantastic.

Speaker 8 (08:49):
Shocked with getting there was a bit of a drama,
I say so. Apparently since we last flew with a
certain airline, they're check in has now like blown out
double You've got to be there like doubly early, and
we didn't know that, and so we flew out of
Avalon when we got there, we had a problem heading
into park because all the boomgates were stuck down. So

(09:12):
I don't know if you've been to Avalon, but it's
a little bit into the terminal.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's that thing you accidentally go when you this flights
are so cheap and you go, you Melbourne all airports thing.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
I had to get out of the car flee into
the terminal. This was at five am. We had a
six am flight, and we think, no, it's okay, we're.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
What you got there at five.

Speaker 9 (09:37):
Oh, it's stacks of to No.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I would have been there at four. No, no domestic,
no wait, no, no, no, those.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
Boom gates open at four anyway, they weren't working. So
I had to track down the security guy and he said, oh, no,
you're going through the wrong entrance.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
Anyway, we sorted that out. So going through, Yeah, we
went long the long.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
Term and we needed to go to like just the
short term or something. And it was dark. You couldn't see.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
The chance of those boom gates being stuck. I don't
know what the other version of the story is, but it's
a there's griswolves turning up late.

Speaker 9 (10:11):
Well, we're never late for flights. This is the thing.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
You came there at five for six flot It's fine.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
So we get there, but like five twenty two and
the flight closed at five twenty and she said, look,
I'm sorry, but you've missed the flight. And we're like, yeah,
but everyone's lining up to go through security and she
said no, no, no, it closes at like, you know, forty
minutes before now.

Speaker 9 (10:30):
And I said, isn't it thirty?

Speaker 8 (10:32):
She goes, no, it's forty and I said, oh gosh,
I didn't realize. And so we're standing there. What are
we going to do?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh gosh, I didn't realize. You do everyone knows.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
No, didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
We don't for minutes before the flight.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
We don't check in like you know when you get
the email check in for your flight.

Speaker 9 (10:46):
Now, we don't do that. We're like, what I'd like
to do it at.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
The No, that's INSIDEE do that? Literally they probably don't
even have the technology to do.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
We've got to get plug the computer in to the landlight.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Why do you want Christra admin.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
When you get that it's very five am.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
No.

Speaker 8 (11:07):
I just figure I had one case to check in,
which was mine, right, a big case, And I thought, well,
We've got to check the case in anyway, so I'll
just check it.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
So no one else your husband, or do it to
no clothes.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
You just had your case.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
No, well they had they had carry on, so they
had We had two carry on cases, which one was
already is one was a love God's and I had
my big case to check through. And so she said,
hang on, let me get the manager. I'll see if
we can get you on.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
And Chris is like, I don't understand why we've got tickets.
And I said, oh no, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
You can't just rock up when you want.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
It's how it works around the world, though system they
closed the gate.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
It's very clear everyone knows full time, I.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Realized it had changed anyway. So the manager came and
she said, look, I've got you on the flight. I said, oh,
thank you, that's so awesome. But she said, baggage has
obviously closed, so you can't check in your big case.

Speaker 9 (11:52):
You can only do carry on. I thought, oh.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
She said, you've got like literally two minutes to get
get your cases through security.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
And onto the plane.

Speaker 10 (12:01):
So it was we were Audrey and I were on
all fours, shucking stuff the floor.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Chris is just.

Speaker 9 (12:09):
Standing there not.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Horrify.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
There were bras, there were niggers, there were shoes, there
was a hair dryer.

Speaker 9 (12:16):
It was just ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
A look am on a Saturday morning and.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
Chris is like, oh, we'll just get a later flight.
And I said, we.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Can't get a later flight. They're all book stop, just stop.
You gotta help.

Speaker 8 (12:31):
Anyway, having a meltdown and check there just is not
my finest moment. So everyone else in security was like
laughing looking at us, and I thought.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
I can't care. I can't care.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
How ridiculous. What about your bear?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I also thinking, so I said to Christy, I didn't
have to be detonate my border patrol.

Speaker 9 (12:50):
I said, leave the suitcase back again.

Speaker 6 (12:52):
We need to just.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Get in it. Just got a suitcase. It's a lot
of suspicious.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
Anyway, the manager said, you're gonna have to take the
suitcase back to the car in the car park. I
said to Chris, you need to run. Chris, of course
he did, so he can flae you back to the car,
put the case in the car while Audrey and I
went through security. And then as he came to go
through security, there was something wrong with the belt and
it stopped and we're like waving at the gate like

(13:20):
come on, come on.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
It was just too close.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
This whole thing, like, this whole thing's ridiculous. The rest
of the flight passes must been clocking them and going
Melbourne Bogan.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
All fours.

Speaker 9 (13:36):
It was just oh, man, so yeah, did you got this?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
We got on the plane?

Speaker 8 (13:43):
I say, I don't understand what just happened. I don't
know what clothes and I've got. I've got one shoe,
I've got one dress. I don't know what else I've got.
I don't know even if I've got.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Out Sydney, Watch out Jones, Amanda. There's a one legged
newsreader outside the front of the radio.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
This year was going so quickly. I cannot believe we're
already in October. And October big month for me Oasis.
Do you remember it was months ago and last year
it was like they coming to Australia, Will they even
be together by the time they get here? And all
my friends have seen the shows in London around Europe
and they're going to be here in a couple of
weeks time, and would have tickets for you who were

(14:28):
to win as well. And so I got my tickets
when they came on sale right and over the week,
and I said, mife, listen, I've got I've got our tickets,
but I just want to make sure you definitely want
to go.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Otherwise I bring some actually proper friends that like the band.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
She said, Lois Lo Oasis. I'm like, name three songs
that aren't Wonderwall or Champagne, Super and Over or Don't
Look Back and Anger. She starts singing one song and went,
that's Penny Lane by the Beatles. It's not it's not
similar whatsoever. It's very very different, ring Geelong. Yeah, so

(15:01):
I'm tend to do a competition. My wife needs to
win the tickets on the show, and if not, she
got up against a legit Oasis fan like that, I
will take a legit Oatis fan over my wife. I
don't want to sing in Penny Lanes to like Live
Forever or Slide Away or Acquiesce.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
All right, So have the song.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Title going the way this works, and I give the
team one word, first person to sing using that word
in the song. Are you ready? Team, I'm ready to go?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Well all right, thanks, oh thanks all except thank you.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Well I'll be in a friend Andrew Gold.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yes, yeah, it's a strange accent on that one will
be like a heel billy kind.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Of an accent.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
How can you say that?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's just oh, you're right act and we're not allowed
to call it hillbilly anywhere, be twang, He'll Patsy love.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Everywhere I look around.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Great song, very good song. Dance.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
Oh I want to dance with some money.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I want to feel that a little bit of finger
clicking there, drunk on to the disco.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
On light Light, light light up my life? What's that?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
A new song is working.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
On you light up?

Speaker 6 (16:27):
What is.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Denver?

Speaker 9 (16:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Yes, of course, yeah, yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
What was the song called You Light Up My Senses?
Patsy had deep counsel John J. D.

Speaker 8 (16:43):
We had one of his songs while we signed the
registry at our wedding.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
No, what's the country road? I can't think of the
song now?

Speaker 4 (16:52):
What is the song?

Speaker 5 (16:53):
The song is called You Light Up My Senses, but
it was never released as a single.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
It was a deep cut.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah. Wow, wait, all right, mind, I got my mind
set you Gold Staple way.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Why I g H or A w A Y Are you.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
Going to go my way.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yes, yeah, Heaven, Heaven must be there. That's Alex fair Good,
Alex jo. The week we've had office had singer lessons.

Speaker 6 (17:27):
Money wasn't here?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, thanks, all right, one last one Angel.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
I'm loving Angels.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Wedding Classic is on wed On Team.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Into the show and all already been on a break
for a week. I need to get the team's news.
What's your news? What did you get up to in
the week off?

Speaker 4 (17:50):
I had maybe the best three days of the year.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
I booked a solo trip, no partner, no will, just
by myself in one of those little tiny homes that are.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Off for since she's just a cabins.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Yeah, it's a tiny cameras parked on the middle of
nowhere exactly.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yes, So mine was in the Masiden Rangers and.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
There's no one around, no one around for like a
twenty minute drive.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
You've got these big wow exactly were you?

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Well, they don't even tell you, just get this sort
of map.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
So it was out maybe twenty minutes north past Caynton
and the beautiful Yeah. You take this dirt track and
you follow this little map that they give you and
then you find that you have to do it.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Wow, So it's an adventure the moment you start to
go there.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yes, yeah, yeah, so you have to follow all these
directions to actually find the tiny home because it is
really remote.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
It's just out in the wilderness.

Speaker 9 (18:39):
Panic.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Yeah, but it's in like this was like it was
on top of a hill. It was so.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Beautiful and there's no one else around.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
There's no one around. You can do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Are you oldly scared? As well?

Speaker 5 (18:52):
A little bit at night because one of the knights
was howling wind and rain and you're in this tiny
little shack you like, I think it's in the middle
of I think, you think might blow away.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
And then you hear like a your brain thing. Someone
goes that a lion or something. Obviously not its arrange, exactly.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Lost to life.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
The lines come in.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'm not nature.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
But oh my god, it was so much Sure did
you read?

Speaker 6 (19:21):
I read?

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah? I just walked around.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
It was almost what you didn't do, Like I didn't
talk to a single soul, I had no responsibilities.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I did crosswords for the first time.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
I'm now really into crosswords.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I just read my book. I walked. It was bliss
It was.

Speaker 9 (19:43):
Or anything like international.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
There was no teenager you want to go out and
start scrolling from the screen.

Speaker 9 (19:50):
To watch Netflix.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Out there you could watch Netflix. I didn't.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
I think that I probably had my taeilstrap coverage, but
there was no Wi Fi or anything like that. But
I turned my phone off for the whole time. Yeah,
it was amazing. Yeah, the whole point is so lovely,
just chatting to the birds. I saw the feel of
people that are bird watches, which I always thought was like,
you're like wonderful yea.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
That nature is like always there around us, but we're
never fully absorbing it or in it with it.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Definitely, And now I noticed birds all.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
The time, always there, always there.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Don't you find it? Though? When you spend time in
nature and you're really immersed in it, away from your
phone and not checking your phone every copment.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
It gives you just resets who we really are. Yeah,
it is so nurished.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Those three days you were there about we're equivalent of
having a three week break. Yes.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
I came out of it just like so peaceful. It's
so nice. It's crazy what your brain, your phones do
to your brains, like they rewireus.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
And you think about when you go on holiday. The
first thing you do when you get hotel rooms like
what's what's yes? Yeh have to get all the Yeah,
so what do you.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
What do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You're on holiday? Yeah, you know, what do you actually
want to do? So?

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Was that an amazing experience? It was amazing.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
I've already booked another one in for our next radio
break actually here.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
So what did you do in the evening Because normally
in the evening you'll be streaming stuff, you'd be watching stuff.
What did you actually do? Do you cook for yourself?
And then?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:18):
I cooked, So I got a big loaf of like
what I call a big baguette, and then I had
a bunch of Deli meats and blue cheese and I
was just smearing blue cheese and prestudo on and I
was just doing that for a lot of the evening.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I was reading my book. That's it. And then I
went to bed as soon as it went dark.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
It was perfect and what a great reset. All right,
let's catch up with producer Tina. Now, who's moved. How
did the move go? Tina?

Speaker 11 (21:44):
It went good. It was stressful, like very stressful.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Actually got like two bags.

Speaker 11 (21:50):
I had ten boxes that all I had was one
bedroom worth.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
A Greek memorabilia.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's a mousaka. So what was stressful about it? It
always is moving, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (22:09):
I was just a lot to pack unpack.

Speaker 10 (22:11):
The removalsts couldn't find anywhere to park, so it took
them an hour to find a parking spot.

Speaker 11 (22:16):
That was stressful, cost more money, just a lot.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
And so how are you? How many nights have you had?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Because the first cut of nights when you move somewhere new,
I always find really hard to relax at nighttime.

Speaker 11 (22:27):
I haven't slept really, I think I've been there for
four nights. It's just very coil.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
The bed being positioned a different way around.

Speaker 11 (22:33):
My bed's weird. My bedside tables do?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Why is your bed weird? It's a special Greek one.

Speaker 11 (22:38):
I feel like the mattress is on the wrong way.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (22:44):
The wall, it's just wrong. Everything's wrong.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Oh no, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
I mean it's wrong.

Speaker 11 (22:49):
I thought it was flipped wrong, but it was my imagination.

Speaker 9 (22:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (22:52):
Just the vibe is wrong. But I'll get there.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Have you have you like done like some cleansing for it?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
You know? Let a candle or anything. Yeah, saved it.

Speaker 11 (23:01):
It hasn't got bad juju, so I don't need to
save it just yet. But I've lit a candle.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
A right partisickead? What do you get up to in
the week off?

Speaker 12 (23:09):
So I didn't leave where a bee, which was quitture.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
I musk that was a terrible reality show where people
are actually just stuck in where I can't leave.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
It sounds like a punishment, yeah for young offenders.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
No, it was a bloody joyous and I really enjoyed it.
Got to know my neighbors a bit better. So I
did a bit of gardening and I also perfected coffee.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
So we just wow, wow, and so hard, isn't it?
What the beans?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
The machine?

Speaker 10 (23:43):
I have a separate grinder, so I've gone full pro
coffee maker, and so I've got a separate grinder on site.
I grind my own coffee and I weigh it.

Speaker 12 (23:52):
I weigh it and everything, and then I tamper it.
I pop it in and then I weigh it as
it goes into the.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Mate and makes a difference completely different.

Speaker 10 (24:02):
So I don't need to go to a cafe anymore.
I have a cafe at home and I'm the brewster.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
That sort of thing, a bogan.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I don't need to go to.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Anymore.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
It's better than them what I do.

Speaker 9 (24:18):
It's like six dollars temperate away, temperate beans? Are you using?
You know what, Pats?

Speaker 12 (24:27):
I actually started on Aldi and the reason bean is
I just needed cheap ones to test everything out. But
the problem with that is, now that I've gone to
the professional ones, I now have to rejig the calibration.

Speaker 11 (24:41):
Yeah, the calibration exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Going to recalculate your calculations of your Einstein.

Speaker 10 (24:45):
I actually do, and now the way's different, and but
now I've perfected it, and it's very, very lovely.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I love the fact that you say you were you
met your neighbors of that, Tina, have you gone around
when you move somewhere new, you always should go and
say local neighbors. You might need them to look after
a parcel one day or absolutely not.

Speaker 11 (25:02):
You don't talk to strangers.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Oh no, I know you workch in London. No no, no,
no no, you don't meet your neighbors in three years.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I wouldn't know from it. Just in the apartment block.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
There's a there's almost a hostility and apartment blocks where
you see your neighbors almost as rivals, just for like,
you know, taking this good spots or like blocking up
the post diage. And everyone's complaining the Facebook group. I've
never knocked on their door, they've never knocked on hello. No,
I have no interest in it.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
No, why would I need might need them one day
for what.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Might need some help.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
I'll just go to my friends for hell, I don't
want to talk to what if they're weird what if
they're weirdos?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
But yeah, I guess we go with the risk. That's
a big risk. Teenage.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
So you haven't liked not the new neighbors doors, No way.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
I've met some people in the lift because I got
stuck outside.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
But otherwise, Dear Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I came back to this radio station. The show has
been on a break for a week, coming this morning,
and so away I see that they there's a broken
door the bit, one of the big security doors here,
it's just stuck. I'm going to see. One of the
engineers called Brad and I said, bloody hell, what's happened here?
He goes, Oh me and two where the staff members
got stuck inside this radio station. That security door which

(26:25):
we've got the little tag for wouldn't open. They were
imagine being stuck in stuck at work on a Friday night,
half five. Hear him and Sue the boss and crazy
Ray trying to leave this building.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Oh that's a hell of a tree.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
I there's I thought it might have been one of
Sue's new productivity members.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
People in work to do the training modules. I still
can't roll it. I can't roll I can't roll it out.
We were always playing for d chess with Sue. Imagine
being stuck at work wherever you work on a Friday night.
You want to go home, it's to weekend, and suddenly
you're stuck inside these days because everything's you know, tap

(27:04):
in tap outs of that. They can't get out.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
With your boss. Yes, why do you say it's a
bad thing? Do you not like to the boss?

Speaker 12 (27:11):
Now?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
I love our boss, obviously, I would love to be
trapped in.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
You're speaking about the listeners generally, he stuck with their
their boss.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Please catch on time, isn't it on a Friday night? Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Oh my god, came out here.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Anyone got you know?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
But that is horrendous, So brand is an engineer, and
I said, so, couldn't you hard wire or whatever you've
got to do? He said he he had to like
rip off a panel and start pulling out random wise.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Is that desperate to get out?

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Stuck it for an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Shouldn't it be like what's called fire escapes, he was
telling me, And I'm thinking of this isn't actually how
do we you must be able to leave a building
fire escape? Trying to escape a crazy listener? Why would
a fire alarm having an alarm? There was this big
do you know how loud it was? It's terrifying. Yeah,

(28:10):
why do you need an alarm if you're leaving the
fire exit?

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah's just someone's leaving. Why do we need an.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Alarm for that? Yeah? If you're if you're fleeing a
fire or danger, you don't need any more stress of
like a great big accent going off in your ears. Anyway,
this morning, we want your stories about where did you
get stuck in? Stuck at work? Is hurrecular a worse?
I mean, obviously we get stories probabyther been stuck in
lifts and that'll be terrible, but stuck at on a
Friday night a half five. Perhaps you ever been stuck somewhere?

Speaker 8 (28:37):
Yes, I remember way ago when I was on the
road reporter. I had to go to a media conference
with then Premier Jeff Kennett, and it happened to be
right up the very top of the rialto building here
in Melbourne, which is about what nearly thirty floors anyway,
So I went into the stairwell to file my story.
Only as I went in and my bag i'd left

(28:58):
in sort of you know where.

Speaker 9 (28:59):
The media conference was. I thought I'd just starting here.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
As I've gone in the door, it's closed, but it's
locked behind me in the stairwell. So not only that
my phone, I didn't realize that my phone mobile wouldn't
work in the.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
Stairwells Oh no, it was dead.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
But the worst thing was that it was pitch black,
like there wasn't even.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
You wave your arms around, then the light comes on.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
Yeah, nothing, And I couldn't even see my hands in
front of my face, and it was dead. Quietly scared
serial killer in here that I'm not aware of.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I stuck with yourself. You have to report on your own.

Speaker 8 (29:37):
Use stiletto heels down thirty floors and each each level
I tried the door not locked down, another flight of stairs,
not that's locked all the way down to the bottom floor.

Speaker 9 (29:49):
About It took me about an hour and I was sweating.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
It was awful.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
It's terrifying.

Speaker 9 (29:54):
It was terrible.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
What did you actually get out?

Speaker 9 (29:57):
Well, I had to go all the way down to
the bottom floor and then that door would open, but
none of them in between.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Someone would have got a spray. Oh yeah, someone's getting
a spray copy Yeah, yeah, in a headlock. All right,
where did you get stuck in?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Give us a call The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Three people that work at this radio station. Stuck inside
the radio station Friday night, half five? Time to go home?
Can't get out? We've got one of these security doors
everyone has these days with the passes. They're meant to
stop people getting in. Now a new ways to stop
employees leaving. Maybe it's a productivity booster. Make us work hard.
You cannot leave? What a nightmare? Half five and a

(30:40):
Friday because you've got plans.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yes you came, and especially in Richmond, you can see
everyone having fun on a Friday night.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Just out there.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah, Christian, I got lots in a small toilet with
no window in a bar in Spain, said about my
birthday coon bunch the door open, but to keep me
hydrated to the bar owner put a bendy store with
a JD drink through the keyhole. That's amazing. What great
customer service that is. Genius Shane, Thank you very much. Christian.

(31:08):
I went to after hours to pick up my laptop
found a plumber who was stuck in the office. We
had a weird foyer area where you couldn't get in
all without without past. He'd been working and everyone forgot
about him and and left the day. He'd been there
since three o'clock in the afternoon. It's nine pm.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
Oh my god, do.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
You remember we had that lady who went and got
acupuncture and she had the actually just put the needle
in her back and then the act just went off,
forgot about her. She was doing her washing at home,
that she was just stuck there with the needles in
her back.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Give us a call The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Right out of your stories are being stuck. Three team
members got stuck here Friday night, five thirty trying to
go home, begin your weekend, your Friday night, and you
can't get out.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
It's a cruel trick, yes it is. It seems to
be a reality show, yes, like psychological torture. Yes, stuck here.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I don't know what it's the thought. It's the Friday
night that I keeping if it was like during the week,
it's it's a pain, right, but it's your Friday night.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
You've done the week. Yes, yeah, it's not like you
get that time back. Yes, yeah, yeah, an.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Hour and a half. You can't escape work.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
And the bet down half that those first post work drinks,
those beers, and now you're yes, you're with the boss.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, it stopped going about that sounds that you got
sue the boss.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
You're reading into things.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Okay, so we want to know where do you get stuck?
Thirteen fifty five, twenty two, Christian. I was having just
a regular check up, a mammogram when the machine broke
and by right, breasts.

Speaker 9 (32:41):
Or stuck and it hurts to it really pink, does it?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (32:45):
It's really painful, poor.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Sharp, just stuck there? How long were you trapped there?
Trapped by your own breast? Is theirn alarming pool to
people come in and hard to know how to free
a lady up from that?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yes, without in a modern age with hands.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
On literally booby trapped.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yes, that's the news on the stand. That's the headline
for the story, isn't it? Your story is Where do
You Get Stuck? Thirteen fifty five, twenty two. We got
Lisa Joe here, Lisa Joe.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Good morning, Hello, how are you?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'm good, Lisa Joe. Welcome to the show. So it's
Lisa Joe. It's not Lisa hyphen Joe.

Speaker 13 (33:25):
It is Lisa heighten Joe yet, gotcha?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
All right, So Lisa Joe, what's your story? Where do
you get stuck?

Speaker 13 (33:31):
It wasn't me. It was my husband, Peter. I'd left
him home responsibly to look after one and two year
old son, and he went out the back door and
we had an inner door that led to the kitchen
and it locked and he was stuck on the outside
of it with the one and the two year old
sitting on the floor in the kitchen. So he decided
to go down the chimney. Santa, Yes, it's exactly like Santa. However, coma.

(33:58):
He went down feet first and it was a really
old house fortunately, and yeah, he started to head down
and then could not move. He's a big boy, played
rugby to his little Yeah, anyway, he got.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
The chimney a rugby player.

Speaker 13 (34:15):
Yes, exactly. He's six foot across, stand up anyway, he's
a perfect sphere. His feet were dangling over the combustion
stove and wiggling in toes, and the boys thought it
was hilarious, even though they're babies. And eventually, yeah, the

(34:36):
grease from the inside of the chimney allowed.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
For Christmas Turkey to free himself.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Well, yeah, to be worried.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
About the kids, but.

Speaker 13 (34:53):
Exactly, and I'd be I would have been at work
for another eight hours.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Enough to give you a fear of christrophobian, you know,
fear intructing spaces in.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
The chimney breast.

Speaker 13 (35:04):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Incredible story, Lisa, Joe, thank you very much for sharing
much day. That's all right, Ki Nickolls coming thirteen fifty five,
twenty two. Where did you get stuck?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Coaches and Plants must only be interviewed outside the front
of a hotel. Yes, yeah, oh you see, Yeah, I
just saw twenty minutes and I'm trying to get interviews with
the Broncos. What's the runload in their bags? After the coach.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Can I just say, I'm so pleased.

Speaker 7 (35:34):
I haven't got to be the one that goes and
sits in the front of the hotel.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
You must have done that in your child.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
So many times. Once I even't got on the moron's bus.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
You need to live somewhere, or which didn't go home.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
It didn't go down too well because they'd lost the
series The State of Origin.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Ser I just don't want to be doing interview. Some
goes on the Roman, BT's on the he's in the bus.
That was bad.

Speaker 7 (35:56):
I was I'm obviously a Blues fan. You said I
was fan, They're like, get off. I was almost killed.
But it was always it was always the thing in
the morning, Oh, who's going to go out to the
team hotel? You got a fine where the team's staying.
You've got to sit out the free And then there's
always the hosts back in the studio.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Going, oh, why do you go buy them some breakfast?

Speaker 6 (36:12):
They'll get them out.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
You get them a big mag You don't.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
You don't see an eedier spot around the world. Super Bowl, No,
you're not hanging around the hotel.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
How do you find out where they're staying?

Speaker 6 (36:24):
There's always the team, a.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Great big bus where it goes like the broncoast.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Once got the name of the.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Team, look for the small foods, one of the bread crumbs,
you know, be a journalist where they are bloody great
double decker bus with Broncos written on it. Put this
salt together homes and we've got this case closed.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
Not only from the day before you did the interviews,
but yes, you normally find out pretty quick smart where
they are and they never want to talk to you.
They've they've been celebrating all night, hungover. Some of them
are still coming back into the hotel while you're standing
at the front at like five or six.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
And then you just saw some poor female journalists trying
to get interviews with the Broncos as they're just trying
to find their bank under the coach. Some thinking you
just won the big thing, right, surely someone else can
get your bags. Yere's a bit of there, what a
hum dround come down to earth or.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Got sunglasses on trash? Hang?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Early in the morning. You've got
to do an interview live on TV. All right, we're
talking your stories about being stuck thirteen fifty five twenty two,
So far. We've had an amazing story from Lisa jab
her husband who was stuck and then decided to get
back in the house as he was locked out, that
he would go wait, wait for this, go down the chimney.
No one has ever had that thought. They're not a

(37:40):
well known passage away.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
I thought maybe break the window, fine, sticky, but not
go through the chimney.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yes, so where did you get stuck? Trish? Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 13 (37:52):
Bye everyone.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I just want to say I love you well. You
make my day.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Thank you you.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
I got stuck in a hotel bar.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Oh no, wedged in there with water without water.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
The water had been trained with water.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Mike, we're on our on our way to the Cook Islands.
So the night before my sister said, you need to relax,
I'm not a good flyer and have a bath. And
I go, okay, Well, I was a big girl back
in the day and I was having a beautiful bath.
And I went to get out and I couldn't move.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I've got suctioned the plane in a bath.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
And my sister and I were working ourselves laughing, and
she's gone, we don't have to call the hotel staff.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Wait, hello, how can we help you. I've have an
all good one. My sister's stuck in the bar.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
It sounds like a truck for this one again. How
did they get you out?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Oh my gosh, Well she had to get her hands
underneath me to pull the pluck.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
And also wear that blugger is literally near the other
plug you're put plunges even closer.

Speaker 9 (39:21):
Put a towel over you, exactly.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
It's for dignity at least, I think that's gone.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
It was some water underneath me, and it caused a
bit of a tsunami in the bar.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Oh I feel what chaos you must have caused a
nut hotel. Brilliant story though, Tris, that's an epic one. Tris,
thank you so much for making our and give us
a call with that.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Sometimes your text messages, I get them like a reverse.
So sometimes people might send me a message or story
and then they might think of an extra bit of
detail and they send me another message. And sometimes I
just get the punchline without knowing what the setup is.
I've just got this text here from you, Carmen Stevens.
All I've got is sucked my bumming. Now I hope

(40:22):
to God this is a story or context before that,
or you just thought this is how I want to
speak to Christian today and to say sucked my bumming.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
This is what he wants.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
But I'm hooked. I want to get part one.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
What do we think I've got the season from me?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah? Or a spa spa suction and jets are involved
and Amo being sucked in. Maybe it's a new game
on the show. You tell us how the story ended.
Actually I'm serious, and we try and work out what
God's fucked. No, not that. No, had a very big

(40:56):
email came in yesterday. It's almost like a novella. It
must have been about two thousand words and involves a
lady that met a man at the airport last week
and they got on them very well. And you know
this like this doesn't happen these days now. Dating is
all conducted swipe left, swipe right. No one has any
stories these days about how they met. Sort of a

(41:18):
favorite story. Well, ask a couple, is that had you
to me? I've never heard of boring answer to that. Anyway,
This lady hasn't been on a date in eight years
and she met a guy at the airport terminal last
week and they had a connection, some flirting happened and
numbers were not exchanged. She wants to try and track
him down. This is old school, yes, miss connections.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
And yes, there used to be a like a newspaper
that came on public transport called X.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
I don't if they had it down in Victoria, but that.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
We had and it was all stuff like you were
wearing the hat, I would say, a lady in the
powder blue trouser suits.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
The four three zero going to Coburg.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
We need to bring that back on the radio. So anyway,
this is from Lisa Christian. I need your help. I
know this sounds crazy, and trying to find someone at
Sydney Airport last or Wednesday, the first of October before
JQ five one night to Melbourne game fifty five two
ten pm. Was heading back to Melbourne. He was in

(42:19):
his early thirties. Red cap brackets backwards.

Speaker 14 (42:24):
Cool get eminem Yeah, I was thinking more Mark Wahlburgh
New Kids.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah, you don't see the baseball cap look backwards much
these days.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
No, it's going out of fashion.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Red cap brackets backwards, dark hair, beard, tattoos on his hands,
gray trackies, businessman cream runners cream Runners with his two
little boys and his mum more brackets knitting. I'll tell
you what this lady, Lisa is very observant. She's the
detail I mean, should she'd be working for the police.

(43:03):
We chatted and laughed. I haven't said to him, you're
a good dad. I meant to give my number, even
wrote out a message to give him on the flight,
but by the time we'd landed I lost him at
the carousel. Oh, if you are red cap Dad or
no red cap Dad, please get in touch with Christian.
I know it's a long shot, but I just cannot
stop thinking about this mischance. I haven't been on a

(43:24):
date in eight years. I felt really good chance to
do him. I think there was something between us.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Maybe there was. Yes, if you know, you know, are
you red cap backwards dad?

Speaker 5 (43:34):
And if you see anyone in Melbourne anywhere else with
a late cap, tap them on the shoulder, or.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
With his mom who's knitting with his mom all wearing
tracksuit pants?

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Cream Runners say, Lisa is looking for you, you.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
So what do we do if you are that? We
need him to come to us. We need to you know,
we need a hotline basically.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Oh, we need a love life the love line red
Cap Backwards thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
You just don't get a lot of this anymore, now,
do you. No, No, it's all you're right, Like you said, online.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Dating people just don't bother to risk asking somebody out,
I guess these days, or asking for a number because
he has been a bit creepy or odd. Now. I
was talking to my daughters of the day about this
and they were like, so, God, ugh, what you're saying.
It was better when men like.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
You would just come up to someone in the bar
and ask for a phone number. When that system.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
There are lots have happily married people who met that way.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
People did meet up before phones relations. And also not
all men are creeps. There are lots of good.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Men that met lovely women and have families now that
met asking for a phone number at work or like that.
So anyway, if you are read baseball cap backwards, dad,
you know what, I got a feeling we're going to
find this dude me too. Do you think he's one
of our listeners?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I reckon, I think he is. He's in the target demo. Yes,
you're right.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Tattoos in the hand baseball cap backwards. He's stuck in
the eighties and nineties. He's our guy.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
We're just talking ten minutes ago about miss connections. Christian,
I was wants to target, or should I say, recipients
of an MX misconnection. I knew it was me because
I used to wear a bright red cardigan. It turned
out to be from someone I knew. A mutual friend
told me to check it out in the paper, the Misconnections,
and there it was bright red cardigan girl was me.

(45:28):
We started dating. It didn't work out, but the excitement
of flattery was a nice change. I'd love to speak
to somebody who met through those misconnections.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
I actually had someone recently last year reach out to me.
We were at a trivia night at a pub and
someone left a card with the bar stuff saying the
guy in the white shirt, green pant.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Blah blah blah, who was me? You're kidding? I would
like to hook up on a day with you? No way?

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Yeah, I was very happy with the no actually said
hook up, Well, like, you know, I'd.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Like to what's your number?

Speaker 5 (45:59):
I'd like to wow, Yeah, showed will my partner was
very very excited.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Of course, bragging rights rages. And you left it for yourself,
didn't you. Yes, yeah, it's a great move. That is, Christian,
I have an elderly client who found her husband through
a wrong number call. They spoke for hours and a
few weeks later he called again and taking him that
long to go through the numbers to find her number again.
They spoke for five years just on the phone before

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they ever started to date.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
That is, this is just too cute. I need to
dart through all the other numbers. Will is that you.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
All right? There's two Today's misheard lyrics. It's just another
miss heardman Day, Christian O'Connell's misheard lyrics al any Monday
on the show then with the Home of your Misheard Lyrics,
we play them back as we are playing about your
misheard lyrics. If we agree what you think you're miss hearing,
you'll hear this. If we don't hear it, and if

(46:55):
it's a really great one Hall of Favor recent Hall
of Famous John Christian, I could be wrong. I think
you have your first ever miss herd lyric about a
football coach, Brisbane line coach Chris Fagan avel Levine complicated
honesty and promise I'm never going to find you, Fagan.

(47:17):
And then there was jo Anne in excess kissing end
up kissing ducks. All right, brand new one, just good
of this now, Adam Kristian, I've misheard from the Grand
Final that mentions my name up the Kazale Mike Brady
up there and Adam did you hear it up there?

(47:38):
And Adam, yes, it is well done, Adam Martin King's
got this one. Eternity by Alex Warrens. Since I had
to learn to be been si to learn? Or is
it since you had to learn to.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Pee been sae to learn?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Not clearer than me mumbling it a bit there, Ben
s Dole, Yes, Hall of Fare. Glenn Rodgers has got
just like Heaven by the Cure you strange as angels?
Or is it stranger danger? You stranger Danger's pointing? Robert

(48:33):
Smith is pointing somebody out, you stranger danger. It feels
like a TV advert campaign. That is a brilliant one, Glenn,
thank you, Hall of Fare, Ilana even flow Pearl jam
Oh he don't know, so he chases them away? Or

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is it a little nome A little nome so he
chases them away.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
It's a little gnome.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Can you still buy garden nomes?

Speaker 9 (49:22):
You can? You still have them worried at the weekend.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
You're joking.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
Yep, all different themes as well. Oh like what well
they had like a Frozen line. I remember because Audrey
wanted one, you know, like gnomes dressed like the movie Frozen.

Speaker 9 (49:35):
And yeah, they have lots of stuff.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
I didn't know. God and nomes sort of thing. You
don't see them so much now they do.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
They're rare, especially a new one.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
You might see a really old, faded one, but really
would you see a brand spanking new norm?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Are they touched around the pack of properties because people
are weren't about theft of nomes?

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Well, you'd steal the gnome and you'd take it around
the world with you take a photo of yourself with
the gnome and you would yeah, well, I mean you
would not, but that's what people do.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
But you just went straight into that thing. The rest
of us has never People were seeding them and getting.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Pictures and then in trap, yes, and it is all
fishing right now, and.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Then send photos back to them.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
You're joking.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Address still kidnapping things, haven't you heard of this?

Speaker 6 (50:20):
No, come on really, no, how wish you?

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Maybe it's a regional New South Wales.

Speaker 7 (50:26):
Yeah, you'd send it back, you send photos of yourself
and the nome back to the house and so you
were taking the nme around the world'd.

Speaker 9 (50:33):
Be heavy in you, right?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Is that the carry on?

Speaker 4 (50:38):
I'd love to know people still doing, still.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Getting gnomes and it's still kidnapping them and taking them
around the world. What a time to be alive? Where
were we? That was it?

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Mister Lewis and a little norm.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Alana. You got to hold a hall of famer for
that's hall of favor.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
New merch ideas?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yes, oh my word, yes, the little radio studio, let's
get that please. Does anyone knows who makes garden Gnomes and.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
He's got to have little headphones?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yes, yes, this is how we're going to befriend Australia.
Gnomes around Australia. Get to get to know the show.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
This is how he.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Does it, the big banana.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Yes, yes, all right. Some more miss heard lyrics, Christian.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Have you heard Lady Garga's new song A little Bit
Busy recently? The Dead dance Lady Gaga, I'm dancing until
I'm dead darn SMIs heard this. I'm texting the Taliban
what it's the fact that you even knew she said

(52:07):
Taliban Talleman phrase from a long while acoat just from Jake.
That's so true by Gracie Abrams. I bet you're thinking
she's so cool or is it bacon, egg and cheese
so cool? Right? One one on Jake and then hot

(52:35):
new entry over the weekend. First one from the new
Teleswift album. Oh wow, now I've heard that album. Daughter's
a Teleswift fans, so I thought I need to get
across this. There is a track on there now, Tennis
Swift writes very smart, clever lyrics. I warned a couple

(52:56):
of months ago that her finding domestic bliss was going
to blunt her powers. You did this album sucks stinks.
I'm sorry fans, I love her, but this is a clanger.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Wow, you're a brave man to say.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
That there is an album a track on there called wood.
I wouldn't even say double entendre single on Tondre about
her new fellas. She calls it a.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Magic wand.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah, I actually went break read listening to It's got
a little bit hot under the corn. It's not very
so it's not subtle at all.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
She used the word part.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Is going on?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Well you know what's going on?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Keep it to yourself. Anyway, back to the Fate of
Ophelia Taylor Swift. This comes from Joey Campanelli. Great name,
by the way, uh the favorite Felia original line saved
my heart from the fate of.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
A Felia.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Or is it far better lyric save my heart from
Darth Vader Aphelia. Joey Campanelli is shoes. He scores top
left corner. Well done, my god, that is so good,

(54:27):
Joey great is well done, my friend. But this morning
has been won by the garden gnomes that Eddie Veder
and Pearl Jammer spotted. I also want to live in
a world where there's an Eddie Veda Garden Parl jam
Are they banned?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
No, I would be just talking about frozen.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
There must be like a the a f l ones
or this should be Decos Brothers that no one would
fall over constantly trying to get freeze.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast In.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
The Misheard Lyrics Today, one of your misheard lyrics was
a line in a Pearl Jam song Eddie singing about
garden gnome, little Gnome. So we launched hinto conversation about gnomes.
A lot got kicked up headlines you just tuned in.

(55:23):
Alex Cullen seems to believe that was a spate of
kidnappings of people's garden nomes and then they were taken
around the world and the owners were subjected to images
of the gnomes of various landmarks of the world. Yeah, Christian,
there's a gnome vill in Southwest Australia. Massive accumulation of

(55:45):
donated gnomes.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
From Robert Wow four and a half stars on Google.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Really, Christian, I won a gnome a few weeks back
in a raffle. It was one of the ones that
I think they sold out in record time. Actually it's
one of the bluey ones. They brought them back. Yeah, no, no,
they were available at Bunnings. People were queueing at like
six a m.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
My five year old was so excited. He's too good
for the garden, so he sits on the laundry shelf. Christian,
we did the fourteen month lap around Australia, bought our
gnome Jerome with us. He had his photos to all
the major landmarks Jerome and I carried him on all
of ourkes. Here he is on top of Jim Jim
face in Kakadoo. He looks very happy to be there

(56:31):
as well, because you can imagine sitting on a plane
and the next year is a garden nomes sitting next
year with its own seat. Now, good point, Shane, very good point, Christian.
There was a spay of garden nome thefts around Victoria
about thirty years ago. The thieves would place the gnomes
on football ovals, lined up against each other like a footie.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Who knew there was so much to do with.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Christian. I think Alex might be confused with the subplot
of the French movie Amelie. They steal garden nomes and
take photos around the world. Were getting a lot of
people texting and going now she's got confused with a movie.
And then I got this, some luke, Christian, My mum
get this her full time job. She paints garden gnomes.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Oh what a job.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
She gets a delivery every month or two and she
has to paint them.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Oh I guess here. You never think about how they
get painted. She's a full time nome painter. That is
a recession proof for job like that. That's great.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Pointing to Sonia Christian, I know you're moving on from
the nomes. I'm always available. The show never moves on
from talking about garden gnomes. I'm sory if you thought
that I sounded a bit rushed earlier.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Should have made that clear.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
I'm really I fairl really bad. Actually, note to self,
never sound tardy when talk about garden names on the air.
But my son Deacon is in the car right now
and he's had a good idea expanding on your radio
gnome is that you get a nome made for each
show team member.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
This is a great idea, Christian. You go on, Patsy, Rio,
Alex and Christian. Maybe throw Kate into there too, Young
Tacon realize this an afterthought. That is a great idea.
I just need to find out where you make who
makes garden names, who.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Specializes in Bogan nights?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
All right, time for today's time waster. What a great
prize this week family return trip to Port Arlington from
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dollar Port Arlington Hotel voucher. Go and have a nice

(58:52):
lunch on us lovely. Now, the clocks changed yesterday? Did
anyone else do what I always do? You actually just
put into Google? What is time?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Now?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
You gotta it's the phone line to me. I didn't.
It's it's I know all those clocks that you never change,
they just stay an hour behind.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Now wait till they come.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yes, So, with the daylight savings starting yesterday, we're asking
you to make a movie longer, longer movies.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
The eighty year Old Virgin.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yes, it's a longer movie, you know, taking ages, getting
changed and getting the spanks off, get the old shoot on,
get the old felt crow's shoes, or I've only started
take the fourse teeth out. Anyway, you get the idea.
Four thousand weddings in a funeral.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
It's a long old movie, ever, is there? It's long
with four four thousand would.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Never ending story? Long old movie?

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Pretty long already?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Oh yeah, how could it be longer?

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Never ending?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Pat story? So what it was was I tended Chris?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I said Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I'm not having it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:06):
Ron's mind us a thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
How could it be God plus and Bronze minus?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Rio? What have you got to make a movie? Longer?

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Palpatinees at the accountant. He's doing the tax return of
the Jedi.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
That'll take a while.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
James Dalton's got to get his new license. Takes a while.
It's Vic Rhodes's house.

Speaker 14 (01:00:28):
Yeah, alright, Silver.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
We need a queue.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Oh yeah, I'm not great. Listen.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I know you had some time alone at the Grampians.
I wasn't working on my driving this de lazy. Ah,
she's bloody taken so long. She's delaying us again driving
this de lazy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I actually had hair drying, miss Daisy. It takes age
as a lady's hair, you know, hours and neither m great?
Either are great? All right? What has happened to Rio's
form and the time waster? Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Changing Yes today, we're looking for you to make a
movie longer, Rio, are you ready to mark?

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Longer movies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Danny Powell has toll Stoy story.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Long is High Round or in Peace?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Wait? Danny very good. Fortnight at Bernie's Silver from Fraser
Driving Miss laxadaisical.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
That's just as bad as my one, bron.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
It's very good. When Harry met Sally and Sarah and Susan.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Sharon Lucky Harry Silver plus.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
World, un Jules, Dude, where's my horse and cartld? That's
FM Lee Collins one hundred and twenty seven hours. That
was some movie that guy trapped to chop his own
arm off. To me, what's worse than that? One hundred
and twenty seven hours of pats.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
Why would they say that they even get the inspiration
for something like that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Ferris Buder's year off the sound of Patsy Sorr. Cool
Mama from the Train, Lauren, that's really funny, Lawrence Smith,
Cool Mama on the train. Batman returns, he doesn't have

(01:02:27):
a respect, the four hundred year old Virgin and Willie
Longer Cold. Who is the winner today?

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Cool Mama from the train Lauren.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Lauren, well done. We're back tomorrow. Thank you very much
for joining us. As always, if you've got story for
the show, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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