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The Bean Quiz, State Of Origin, The Name Game, Flatpack Furniture and The Timewaster

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, producer Rio, Good morning, it's Pats in today.
It's hard to tower that slow starts at six o'clock.
You're not off though. You having a little Nana app at.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Six little something going on with my disk. It was
fine at five point thirty. Should not go on the
red light, would not?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I know how you and Chris run your life. Okay,
Wednesday is the new Friday. We get it. The Brown
Brothers A bottle got knocked Ober last night. It's okay.
The team have gone to death com one right, Patsually
Producer Kellen came running in and she goes, we're going
to go and get coffees, and pats I said, well,
she's blaming the technical equipment, so you need to pour

(01:04):
it into the failures. It's the desk that's not playing right,
not the I.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Think you know that was weird.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Listen, Patsy, I heard Yessay saying, now upset you word
that you couldn't find any beans? Yes, what have I
gone about yesterday? By the way, eight dollars thirty two cents? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Did you get them from?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Packed by nature?

Speaker 5 (01:25):
It's like a Jack and the Bean story.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
These are magic beans. Eight dollars thirty two for two
hundred and fifty grounds of beans.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's bay side beans.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Its bayside tacks. These are not just normal beans. Okay,
these are God's beans.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well they're probably organic, are they? Because that you always
paid just a little bit more when it's organic.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I think they are. But this is pats that is
so kind. Well, no way, I've got your beans. You
need to win. You've got it, my friend. No one
gets free beans in life. We all know that phrase.
You want your beans, you can win your beans. It
all right? So we have the song here am losing
my religion. I'm just sing. It's four and a half minutes.
Rio is going to create an instant quizrio of five

(02:07):
questions about the news this week here in Australia. Okay,
you read the news, but do you know the news? Well,
get three out of five, you win the beams.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I don't even have to get all of the.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Price worth eight dollars thirty two. I love the ambition
I don't even have to get all of them.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
And what if I, Louise do we then open it
to the listener?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh yeah, what what a great, what a great rollover?
Roll over? Well you know when patses beans.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Anything's possible this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Now you can know it. Come on you, come on now,
it's not you, it's the desk.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, well it actually was. Yeah, let's go on ther
prep now yeap.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
No, no cheating you the news so every half an
hour starting up five thirty five, thirty six, six thirty seven,
seven thirty eight, eight thirty nine, eight times a day,
forty five news bulletins a week.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Let me get that's almost I'll get in my news
reader zone.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Three hundred and eighty a month. Sure it's fourth thousand
a month news bulletins. That's one of the questions having
news bulletins. If you've done so far this week, that
can be questioned Number one. All right, win your beans.
Pat's coming up.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Next, Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Christian. This is from listener James. Just want to message
you rather at the start the show to let you
know that the karate team from Australia went to the
World Masters Games in Taipei. Eleven Australian athletes aged between
thirty five to sixty five competed. Metal tany for the
week was four golds, two silvers, five bronzes. That is

(03:44):
a huge effort. Well done. We will all be back Monday.
Please can you give us a shout out? James and
the karate team in Taipei right now? Well done.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
I love the idea of master's karate to argue.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
And that kind of age as well. All right, So
Patsy was saying yesterday how she can't get hold of
any beans. I saw some yesterday and I bought some
for Patsy. But Patsy to win these beans just because
actually they cost me eight dollars and thirty two percents.
They are magic beans. Now, Patsy, obviously you do the
news brillianty every single day. But do you know the news.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Well, they're about to find out.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Rio has hastily covered together an instant Pat's Beans Quiz.
Five questions about the news this week. Pats Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Let's go?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Player one? Good luck Question number one?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Where did King Charles go on a two day visit
to this week?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
He went to Canada and he opened Parliament there, and
he is the first monarch to have done so in
nearly half a century.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Start getting rio. No, no, I've noticed all the tabs
are open. No, no, no, no, all the tabs are open.
She's just read the news ten minutes ago. The screens
are in the fire, Caitlyn, I need you to go
in then stay stand behind that. I've got my spotter.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
All my screen, six thirty news, pat's on fire.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
No, it is actually, in fact, just the news.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
But she could have No.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
No, I've just got Victorias, Harold's son and weather bureau.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
That's all the time.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Now you got your news from Harold's son. Very wait,
she does, all right, reset that not first one out,
We reset the news because begins now we have a spotter.
We have a spotter. The steaks eight dollars and thirty
two cents worth of magic green beans.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Question number one, The Nationals and Liberals reunited this week?
What is the name of the Nationals leader?

Speaker 8 (05:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh, I've got more redeeming who stayed in my brain?

Speaker 5 (05:45):
No Federal.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Like I get it, just a tiny this is the
works news is now you've lost the news.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Who won the Monaco Grand Prix?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh? You should know that's your sport it Monday.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh mister Wolfie.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Suddenly your friends with friends.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
It certainly wasn't Oscopiastri because he finished third on the poet.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Was it his teammate? I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
It was his teammate? But what's his name?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah? I know.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Almost could be an Australians. Yes, low down, and we
gave you that. Well done. It just sounded like an
Australian name with the O at the end. Mate. All right,
you got one out of five auly No, t.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
What private health provider collapsed this week?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Big story?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Oh? Did they?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
And you told us about it this week?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Well, certainly not mine because I haven't got a letter
in the mail. So I'm going to guess Australian.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, yep, oh.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
No, it'd be amazing if the only one you get right?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
No? Right?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Was it was health Scope?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Oh yeah, health provider?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I thought you meant like private health fund but hospital
network here?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
All right, what's the next one?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
What was the score in the state of origin?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Last? Come on, this is easy.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
The score in the state of origin? Last one, I
believe was.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I Oh my god, well done? Now did you get
in more? Three out of five clean, Charlie, you have
won these bes.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's beans Tonight Family.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yesterday evening I watched the Unique Specimen that is ener
L and State of Origin. So my knowing about State
of Origin began in the nineties when I was at
university and I lived in a sharehouse with six very
big men, and four of them played for under twenty
one England's rugby league team, and they would they would

(07:50):
make me watch with them in the early hours because
of the time difference. This crazy mad Maxx of sport.
This thing. This is in ninety three, So this went
on for about three years that were all living together,
something called the State of Origin and the whole series,
and it was insane, just sport played a very high
level between very large men were apparently no necks, running

(08:11):
at each other non stop, just like you've never seen
anything sotly like wars and territorial disputes have been fought
with less passion than this. So last night I watched it.
Obviously it's a better time, so now it's in the
evening here. But I know, obviously you and Caitlyn, you
both your Blues fans aren't you. Yes, you must be overlooming.
This is huge. What happened last night, it was massive.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
It was to give context New South Wales. Caitlyn and
I are both from New South Wales.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
And now you thought, Kaitlyn you were a Queenslander from.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Tweet So I am from Tweethead's.

Speaker 9 (08:42):
Tweethead is the last town in New South Wales the most.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
You're right on the edge, aren't you.

Speaker 9 (08:47):
I lived right on the border, so I lived in
two time zones when I went to UNI and work, and.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
So you were you then a sort of a Morons
fan where they were doing really well for years, and
now you just I've never heard you mention the Blues once.
Now they won last night. Suddenly I'm blue.

Speaker 9 (09:02):
No, I've been blue since the day I was born,
and I would never wear that disgusting Wow.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yee, this passion runs deep. So you must have been
over the moon last night. It was a huge result.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
It is such a joy.

Speaker 9 (09:14):
Now they had a dynasty run for a couple of
years there. I think it was like eight in a row.
I don't even care. But now we have taken over
the power. We won last year and we've won the
first game of this year. In Brisbane, which is hasn't
been done, and I think they said like over a
decade or something, So for us, this is monumental.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I was looking at comments yesterday while I was watching it,
because obviously it was trending yesterday evening. Whenever I watched
a big sport game. I love seeing comments because people
are just crazy on online comments. So I was on
Twitter and I just saw this woman go she goes
to the Blues players move like poets with rage issues.
What a great way, yes, because we are. They're so
graceful for very very big, large men.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
They're huge, They're massive, sort of behemoths of men. And
it's hard to put into words how much hatred I
have for the state of Queensland.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
This is what I don't understand. So when I moved
here in twenty eighteen, right about three or four days
before I went on air with my first show, so
it was like June the first, I think in twenty eighteen,
I was at a restaurant with some of the team
that are no longer here now and I went, oh,
my god, that's Billy Slater over there, and they went,
who I mean, he's you must have Billy Slater as
he plays a stormy so he's won the world's best

(10:25):
in a rugby lee plays even I know who is
That's Billy Slater. They went listen, I know you've never
done a radio show here in Australia. Don't talk about
this next week? No one care? And I went, what
do you mean it's Billy Slater. He must be so proud.
They were like, no, no, no, it's AFL here. They
do not care about n L. Don't ever mention it
here on the radio Melbourne. I went, then I started
as a straighter. It's more of a concept than a

(10:47):
country I was at. But Sydney they were like, no, no, no,
don't start talking about NRL POMD you will die from
day one. You pick an AFL team, you shut your
trap about. You're getting excited about seeing Billy Slater. By
the way, has any sports legend had a worse statue
made of them than borrow Billy Slater in Like, Billy
Slaters have been in a road traffic accident and it
got severely mashed in. That's how he looks.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
It's runs so deep.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't right now, There's probably a lot of people go, well,
the hell are they doing watch State of Origin and
it's an amazing sport to watch.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yes, and it's a very localized rivalry.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
I don't even hate Queensland outside the State of Origin time,
but when it gets to late May, I like I
see a red man.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You see it when you watch State of Origin, it's incredible.
I know they're trying to do it with the AFL
and they're talking about bringing it back. But do you
think that deep, deep passion and almost hatred would be
the same. No.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
I think it's hard because it's it's all stars versus
Victoria's a bit of more of a sort of conglomerate,
whereas it's yes, exactly New Souther's Queensland.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
We border each other, see them. It's territorial. There's so
much history with it as well.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
And when I've watched it with the Australians, they're cheering
on either the Morons or the Blues. Right. You don't
watch it quietly. People are screaming at it. I watched
it with a friend of mine who's a Blues fan,
and they lost about two years ago and he actually
became so unpleasant. His wife told us to take a
walk and he never came back. That night. In fact,
I don't think I've seen my mate.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
He's still walking up.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
He's still people get He was screaming at it. It's crazy.
And he was saying phrases i'd never heard before, like
I'll fold you like a dick chare. I'm like, who
are you right now?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
There was actually a New South Wales.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Shoan Parramatta, so maybe that's so they speak that.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
Yeah, there's an NRL rugby reporter Paul Kent, and this
week he was complaining that you're not allowed to punch
people in the face d origin anymore.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
It's like he's the moan.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
He's like, this is the dead's gone mad.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
You can't punch someone in the face. What do you play? Sport?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Let's get into some of your emails, your emails. We
love getting your emails. We call it Late La Party,
Late Lates La Party. Though he plays for your emails.
If you're catching up with any of our old podcasts
or anything we've kicked up on the show of the
last couple of weeks, nothing we ever took about we
ever leave it completely behind. You can pick it up

(13:16):
whenever you want. We called it late to the party.
This comes from Dr Mark Smith. Christian. I was catching
up with some podcasts and I heard producer Rio mention
he was embarking on a twelve hour pub crewl This
is a couple of weekends ago, and I was reminiscing now, yes,
and what it is to be thirty when you got
the energy to go on a twelve hour pub crawl. Christian,
every year I meet up with old high school friends

(13:38):
and embark on our own pub crawl. This year will
be our forty second consecutive year of the reunion slash
pub crawl. Even during COVID there was sneaky mini pub crawls.
Do you know what I'd love to for one show,
have an amnesty hour where people confessed and honestly about
what they've really got off where it's so in our

(13:58):
rearview mirrors. Luckily it's a long way behind us. I
think that we can forgive each other if you hear
people who did things, because actually it was a horrendous
time and whatever we need to do to get through
it somehow. Next week as have an amnesty hour. What
did you really get up to drink codrid? This pub
crul started forty three years ago. How incredible because one

(14:19):
of our friends decided he wanted to know how many
pubs there were between Work and our sharehouse and Richmond.
There's any one way to find out, go and visit
all of them. I like the attention to research. The
pub CRUs now evolved and includes the second generation and
some third generations carried or pushed in strollers around. The
numbers to attend are now around about one hundred. Not

(14:40):
everyone starts at the start or ends at the end,
and same with any pub crawl. The rules were simple,
though harder to complete now that we are older. Two
drinks at each pub, so come on, and not just
that crazy dr Mark two is a lot. I thought
there's two drinks a week. I'm now gonna I'm going

(15:01):
to tell my wife this has come for my doctor.
He's saying, Christian work Harlor. The list is now only
sixteen pubs, but at one stage we had twenty two
on the list.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
It's forty four drinks.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, Christian, I just thought I would let you know.
I guess they're not all alcoholic drinks.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yes, of course they are.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
No, they won't be come on.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
It doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Just so I would let you know that we are
doing our part to ensure that pub crawls are still
a thing. Do you know what we should do in
the next couple of weeks A listener pub crawl. Let's
do a pub crawl. What listeners you'll know where some
of these pub If you've done pub creuls around town before,
you'll know like some really good roots. But let's do
one weekend a listener pub crawl. Some are of your emails.
Christian was listened to Small Thing, Big Raised this week.

(15:44):
I couldn't call in was at work. What about tissues
that end up in the washing machine, especially when it's
a dog. This drives me nuts. Yeah, my wife does this.
There's always tissue in her pockets and it splatters everything.
Check your pockets and you can't get that collateral damage. No,
they didn't roll it, won't pick it up.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
And it's always when it's a darkwash. It's when it's
the white sheets or something.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
They do just explode tissues. Yes, Pam, that's a great one. Christian.
Nominative determinism. We were talking about this a couple of
weeks ago on the show where it's your name being
linked to your job. Christian, I was watching an old
episode of Top Gear in the UK and they had
a man in the episode. He worked for Citron. His
name was Charles Perjhow Oh he's a spy. You could

(16:29):
never trust him. He was hiding in painview. Oh, Charlie
Perjow working for Citron. There's something not quite right about that.
Sales director and Christian when we talked about this a
couple of weeks ago, this was there'd been a news
interview with a consultant urologist whose name generally was Dr
Burns Cox. Right, you can google him, he exists, it's legit. Christian. Yeah,

(16:54):
yesterday Morning Sunrise was on the on the background and
there was a person who went fishing for a barrel
mundy but caught a crocodile instead. Head of a story.
Her name Lauren Fisher a fish pole. Right, get your
own gear. Thank you very much your emails. As always,
you can email me. My in box has always open
twenty four to seven. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.

(17:16):
Today you thank you the.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast team.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
In the next couple of weeks there will be a
Breakfast Show pub crawl. Yes, not at breakfast hours Covin
not savages, but there will be a with you listeners, Pats, Yeah,
because we're going to do this properly. We need the
big guns. I'm going to need to draft in the
wear of We Love God because that man like me
can handle pace and volume. Okay, so I need Chris. Chris,

(17:42):
I see being installed as can I. You know that
you have the guy with the foam finger. Yes, we
need the Love God.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Believe a hack.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
When you see the Love God and the phone finger moving,
it's time to move to a new location. All right.
So tomorrow on the show Tiny Trades, what are they
young kids that love to do flat pack taking each
other on to try and win two hundred dollars in cash.
The only thing that only can make this more wrong
is if we were actually betting on this, we could
have a side in a front.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Run Trady ten Day build it Ti Trady, Yesday Turn.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
So we're gonna be recruiting some of the final Tiny
Trades later on the sarning, But so far, let's meet
some of the contestant. Contestants will be taking each other
on tomorrow, Tiny Trady contend at number.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
One, Hi Christian, this is Joshua I've built a bed
and a bedside table, so I'm pretty confident I can
build anything on Friday. Just a question. Can it be
held together by tape or have to screw it together? Anyway?
I'm sure I'm going to smash it and when those
two hundred dollars anyways, have a nice day.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Bye. That's Joshua. He's got strong competition.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Tiny Trady Contender number two.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Hi, my name's Bridget.

Speaker 10 (18:56):
I've built our care flat packs, are forced to make
me chest of drawers.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
And Friday won't be hard for me.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
I'm gonna smash it and win this two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
What about this guy?

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Tiny Trady contends a number three?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Hi, my name is Leire.

Speaker 8 (19:09):
I'm eleven years older, and I reckon I'm going to
win the two hundred dollars for the Tiny Trading competition.
I reckon that it's going to be a breeze because
I built.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Two black packs in the past and it's just going
to be lots of fun. I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Leo, Leo, Leo, get ready to meet Hubris, my friend,
Get ready to meet us.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
He actually sounds like a trade he's.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Got He's just handed in an extortionally crazy quote. But
he will then mister see half for cash. All right,
Tiny Trades, Traday build it tied. Yes, it is not

(19:54):
Bob the building is producer Mac the builder. Right now.
So yesterday Mac, you said I've got this ica flat
pack for the kids to build to my other tiny trades. Now,
I just presumed it was going to be a very simple,
basic bedside table. No draws. You think that they really
need to be tested. You've got the scene called the
ikea Mom. That is a two chest of drawers.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
Correct it is.

Speaker 9 (20:16):
It has twenty one steps and I think it can
be done in about so much.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
That's a lot of Yeah. And look at the size
of the screw bags.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, no, it's massive.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
This has actually scared me.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
I look down at it. Wow, I have.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Done and you haven't got kiddy fingers.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
No, I have.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
Done ten flat packs in my life, and this is
the most amount of screws I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Right now, you've for some reason, I don't know why
you thought we'd need this on a show, but let's
go with it. You've made a list, You've written out
for me.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, what I've done?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Your resume, your flat pack resumes. Let's break it down
and take it, take you through me through it.

Speaker 9 (20:46):
Well, I just want to be realistic because if we're
deciding if this is what the kids.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Are going to do or not, No, this is a test.
So I said to Katine the essay after the show,
Whi's like, no, no, no, they should be able to
do this.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
That's someone that we like ten and eleven.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
There's no shirt for tiny kids, all right, just give
them something easy. Two chests of drawers would test me.
Plus I'll be swearing from ten seconds. So I said,
tell you what, then I'll give you an hour on
the show. So tomorrow. If you can't do it now,
we've got to change what they're building.

Speaker 9 (21:11):
Yes, yeah, So what I've previously done, I've done three beds,
bed frames, I've done two bedside tables, one TV unit,
a sauna.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I've done that. Those media unit, it was called I
think it's a beast of They.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
Are tough, and they do have two drawers. It's always
the slider that you need to like, get right.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I built one for my mother in law and I
suddenly realized as I got out and went, damn it,
that is good. And then I said, wife, come in
and just check this. And she went, the drawers are
facing the water, you know where you freeze, And I went,
does she need to get the miss fussy pants?

Speaker 9 (21:54):
So yeah, I've also done a sauna, two veggie patches.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
This is the one that's high in. Caitlin really has
I mean things bogans like outdoor sworders.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
I've been to Kaitlyn's house. Her sauna is in her.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Sh yeah of course, half course like a spin to cell. Yes,
what revolution? The Mogan revolution is coming.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
And I also have made one shed, which was the hardest.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
This is high level. You're high level trading.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
I have done it before.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
I do have all the gear and an idea.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
So I notice you're wearing fluoro right now as well.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
Well I have to be safe radio second yea.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
I'm going to show the kids how it's done properly.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, okay, so go, okay, all right, it's six fifty seven.
You have until seven fifty seven. You have sixty minutes
to build this two draw chest of draws. Off you go,
good luck. We see how you get.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
On Christian O'Connell show, Go On podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
There is an incredible scene a human being who is
effervescent just yesterday I was saying this on a birthday
producer Kaitlin unstoppable, unshakable, and however fall into pieces in
the last nine minutes. Earlier on this week, I was saying,
how could we try and do the same tiny trades
on tomorrow show, encouraging the next generation of trades. So

(23:16):
I know there must be kids that I do in
flat pack happen aut mom and dad, And we've had
loads of great calls. We've met loads of great kids
who've actually done quite a lot few things. Paint the
front of the house, made their own bed was the
one yesterday actually put to get a flat back the
lizard ramp as well. And so after the show, I'd
been saying on there that we're just going ikia a
bedside table, something very simple, because they're just kids store

(23:37):
and even that taints time. It's not nothing to do
with flat pack is ever straightforward. But was like, I've
got these kids, these kids gotta be tested.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
That's an uncady, Caitlyn.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
It's someone's actual's on the microphone, So I said it.
So Kaylin had said, well they should build this thing
called the mom There's things are flipping two draw chest
of drawls in an hour of breakfast. Ready a ten
year old and eleven year old on the way to
school doing that. So I said, tell you what buy
it today? If you can do it in an hour
during today's show, She's on done easy, Katie. Can we

(24:12):
just get you from the floor where you've been praying hello?
Wow ho uncharacteristically quiet me.

Speaker 9 (24:18):
Hello, I'm focusing on the chest of draws.

Speaker 10 (24:23):
A lot of focus from a thirty three year old.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
What you look more, Nauen?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, actually angry? I know, but I told you yesterday
you wouldn't have it, and then you open up me
and go, oh, it's a two person job.

Speaker 11 (24:41):
Waiting two hundred bucks. It needs to be a challenge.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Challenge. You're failing at the moment, Kate, And be honest,
how many steps of the twenty one are you win
at the moment you've been doing it fifteen minutes?

Speaker 11 (24:51):
Come up to step three.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
I also saw you taking out little screws and then
moving it around, so you must have gone wrong.

Speaker 10 (24:59):
Yes, which is always a good test that you literally
need to test.

Speaker 11 (25:04):
Okay, now I know it's actually that one. Yep, I'm
definitely correcting that few right.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I can't put it in so step three and fifteen minutes.
You've got sixteen minutes because he's what the kids are
going to get tomorrow. You're not going to complete it.

Speaker 11 (25:15):
Yeah, I will watch it.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
We are, and it's actually stressing me out. It's actually
I wish I'd never agreed to have you do it
in the studio because your ma, it's a bad fun.
This is a house of fun normally, but now rihe
and I don't want to speak because it feels like
there's someone having a meltdown on the floor in here.
Normally it was the former Jack Post. He brought the
spirit back. How dare you now? Rio? You have a

(25:39):
question and you need our audiences help. You're why that
this might be just you? Can anyone else remember an
alternative birthday song?

Speaker 6 (25:46):
Yes, it was Caitlin's birthday yesterday and I tried to
get a birthday song going, but no one had ever
heard it in their lives.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
And I'm wondering if it was just my school.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
This is something you do at debate club at that
post school you went.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
We did do it at school, your rowing boys.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
I did do debating, but that's not specifically relevant. But yes,
it was a song that we would sing to every
kid at school.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I like the traditional happy birthday one.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
No, I was aware of that, and I would sing
that at you know, outside friends parties, but the main
one at school.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
And I thought this was sort of one of the
big songs.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
But nothing here, just donuts.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
No nothing. Everyone was like, what the hell was?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Okay, well, if you don't mind, I'm have the microphone.
Now what's the song?

Speaker 6 (26:23):
It goes put in the candle on your birthday cake.
I wish shine, make a wish shine make put another
candle on your birthday cake.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
You're another year older to day.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Happy birthday to caitln You're another year older to day.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, A couple of things on this. This is clear
that you went to very posh school. You start singing
at my school, someone would have punish you. Secondly, it's
like a soul from a barbershop quartet. You know, there's
five of them and on that one bike doing it. Yeah,
with the straw boat of hats. I have never heard
that anything.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
No, No, it's kind of Disney, ask, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah? Something else.

Speaker 12 (27:11):
It is?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I agree with that. Are you getting on with that
fat pack mate? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (27:14):
Good?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
You look like it. Yeah, a little happy down there.
I'd be great to have the kids to moralize. Up
there's their souls broken at the age of eleven by
their favorite radio show.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh good Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Forty minutes ago for producer Klin to make a Chester
draws two draws Chester draws that she thought ten year
olds could be doing tomorrow on the show. Hey, you
getting on down there? Heard you earlier mumbling and about going.
I'm actually getting sore. I'm actually getting sold.

Speaker 11 (27:42):
Oh it's painful, thirty three on the floor on my naceth.

Speaker 10 (27:46):
But I have now successfully gotten up two step seven
in the.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Last one of twenty one. Wow. Okay, that's taken twenty
one agonizing, joyless minutes.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
And you've got the draws the covering of the hardest part.

Speaker 11 (27:59):
Yep, no, no, I'm confident. I am feeling pretty good.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
So on track you think you're better do it. You've
got forty minutes left to.

Speaker 11 (28:04):
Go, absolutely easy as all right.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Up right now then for you to listen to enjoy
is our very own Patsy's brilliant podcast, Rage Against the Menopause,
Season two is out now.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Patsy, Yeah, dropped at six this morning.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Congratulations, Thank you very much. You must be so excited
what eventually you've had since you launched it last year.
And I seen other amazing emails that come to me
that I fought on to Patsy, Incredible messages because of
what Patsy is talking about that no one is talking about.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, thanks mate. Yeah, and most surprisingly from a lot
of men as well. So if you're wondering what is
different with this series, we've covered in a couple of
episodes some chats from men with advice to other guys
of how you know what menopause is about, how you
can support your partner, because it's not just a conversation
for women, it's a conversation for everyone and men and

(28:55):
young men as well.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
It's about educating people and the new.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Way forward in menopause and perimenopause chat. It's not just
secretive anymore, and it's a support network. And I want
women to feel that they're not alone and that they
don't you know, you have to talk about it behind
closed doors.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
That it's out there.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
So see episode one is with Sarah Patterson today, who's
my bestie and featured in the last series as well,
and we.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Are some of my favorite episode. You and her. You
can tell you're great friends, and that there's a thing
when you catch up with great friends, and especially women,
they get into it immediately. Yes, men, it takes like
the third or fourth drink. You know, you're sort of
talking around it. It's straight into it. And she should
do with good friends. I think, actually you could easily
do the whole series with you and Pato. I think
you've got a great chemistry.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
She's she's just a delight. I've known since I was
about seventeen.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
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Speaker 6 (29:45):
I remember the episode last season that was one of
the er episode.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That was That was the one I was swearing where
perhaps you asked me if it was on brand I went,
knowing you the way I do, it's so on Brandy,
it's too it's too brand.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Well, there is a bit of this the Love God
heard it last night and there was a few raised eyebrows.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
But it's just us being us. It's not obscene, it's
just us.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
It's it's a great it's a great listen.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
You're doing a great the best so much, and thank
you for your support. So you're catch it on the
iHeart Network or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
All right, it's called Rage Against the Menopause Season two
out now. Good Luck and World Une Pat.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Christian Connor Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I left the studio for a moment, came back in
producer Kitlin asking Rio to help her. Finished the flat Packy,
naughty kids can't have help tapping out already after only
thirty four minutes. TikTok, ticktok, TikTok. All right, coming up
to the next half an hour the show at eight
this morning. The name game as in is back, but

(30:45):
coming up? Then, tell us a decade you were a
kid in without telling us the decade. So for me
telling you the decade I was a kid in without
actually telling you the decade. Children's parties at McDonald's, Oh
good times.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
What did you guys have in England?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
It was like Ronald that was in charge. Yes, he
was the CEO Ronald McDonald's. Yeah right, so scary ass
clown man.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Really and Hamburglar.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
And Hamburgler, yes, I forgot about Hamburgs.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
A few of them.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yes, yeah, Bringing back it used to be like you
got so excited at the mate of yours was having
their birthday party at McDonald's. Yes, it was the best place.
When you were like eight, nine, ten, it was the
best place. And was also when it was like the
first sort of thing of like having America in the
high street. Right now, it's too much, we want me
to go back up. But then it was like it
was a novelty. It was only really them, and then

(31:38):
Burger King came in as well, but it was first
it was McDonald's.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
And did you guys have the play centers like we
do in Australia.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
I've got the macas and then you've got the four
all place.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, they were massive. Yeah, I'm now now you know,
if it's too noisy anywhere, I have to leave. But
then at the time when those kids' parties were there,
because there were like three or four other ones at
the same time, just carnage like kids jumping off tables
on their mates and the poor staff there. Now at
the time you don't even care about the stuff. Now,

(32:08):
not the post. They must be still traumatized teenagers just
earning basic income working at those saturdays doing the kids
parties there. Pats, you tell me the decades you were
a kid in without telling me the decade.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yes, I learned how to record Charlie's Angels off the
telly for my mum, for your mom.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Tell you what it was. It was hard to record
TV back in the day. It wasn't easy, do you.
Mun thing called video Plus came along, Pats. Yeah, where
in the TV guide every single TV show had some
I don't know, it's a good twenty two digit card
what and you were supposed to tap that in using
your remote control. Pray to the TV gods. The snooker

(32:46):
would record for your dad. That was like one am.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
This was the TV and it wasn't recorded onto.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Those big old VHS cassettes that.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Were massive, like the size of an A four.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
She No, they weren't. They were huge, weren't.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
So would you just have like?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
It rarely works if you're recording TV because they usould
change sometimes that the sport overran, or there was a
late news the ending of Dallas would just stop recording
someone who had to shoot. Oh we still don't know
who shut just ended, all right, So tell us a

(33:21):
decade you were a kid in without telling us the decade.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Christian O'Connell's show. We're just kidding, just checking in. Hello, Hello, hey,
hanging on, hanging on down there. You got just saying
you got fifteen minutes left to complete the Chester draws
to Ester draws. I care flat back that you thought
small children could do tomorrow for our tiny trades within
an hour. Yep.

Speaker 11 (33:50):
Look my hands are shaking. I'm up to number nineteen.

Speaker 10 (33:55):
I think the thing is is, once you do one
part of it, it's all the same utensils you need
to use for the rest of it, so you know
how to do it.

Speaker 11 (34:04):
However, I am sweating and shaking.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, it's been really hard work and you're not ten
or eleven.

Speaker 11 (34:11):
Correct, Yes, I'm trickle that.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
So do you think you'll get it done? You've got
fifteen minutes left. You think you'll get it done? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:17):
I reckon, I'll get it done, but I am broken.
Advise not to get ten year olds to do this.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Now we'll be getting the bedside take suggested. All right,
well look it's been a good Dry Runs crash test done. Kaitlin.
All right, so tell us a decade you were a
kid in without telling us a decade real, what would
it be for you?

Speaker 6 (34:36):
For me, the height of cool was wearing a shirt
over a shirt over another shirt.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Watch. Sorry, what was just the thing?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
This is in the two thousands, what was really cool
was polo shirt. Then on top of the polo shirt,
long sleeve shirt, sleeves rolled up.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
So forearms still exposed.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Then on top of that a button up. Yes, and
then also to top it all off, a belt with
way too much.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Slack, crisscross going to make a jump jump jump.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Having a sort of dangly as low as possible.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah. Do you remember wallet chains?

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I used to have one of those, only two thousands.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Yeah, crow wallet as well.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
No, no leather one even worse like cree. I saw
I saw a proper photo of one, like a proper
tangible photo because obviously no iPhones. There's not only two thousands.
And I'll be honest, I've been Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
No, that's smart.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I sipped away like pummed it off like David Blaine
doing close up magic, and ain't no magic in that card.
It was like, oh nasty, What was I think?

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Yeah, a different times.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
All right, that's a decade you were a kid in
without telling us, a decade Lizzie Dad cooking up homebrewed beer.
Oh my god. Yeah, my dad I used to make
homebrew beer. And I remember he went out once. And
this is when I was sixteen. I didn't realize that
to brew beer it's an active process. It's brewing, it's
not just beer. So I thought, I said in my

(36:05):
come around, right, my dad's just got this beer on
the stairs. We learn a very painful lesson about the
ancient art of brewing, not properly brewed beer. Everyone was
very fine, actually starting to sweat now trauma to ring
my dad, you know. And he was gone out for
dinner with my mum and had to ring the landline

(36:26):
and come home and feel very well, what have you drunk?
You're big?

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Just not that's just poison.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah it was. It was quite bad. Actually, yes, so homebrew. Yeah,
I've got bad vibes with that one. David Richard's telling
us what decade he was a kid in without telling
us a decade. Wings were hind the charts tune for
Lisa Family Ties, I needed, not needed, not that it

(37:00):
stops Janelle watching Prince Charles and Lady Died Get Marrid
on the TV. Now I'm about to play you some
of it now, and I think Patsy must have recorded
this from her tape recording front of the TV at the time.
Let were just press play Piy.

Speaker 12 (37:16):
Diana Francis, take the Charles, Philip, Arthur George, take.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
The Philip, Charles Parthur George to my Wedded Houseband.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
It is incredible still it takes me back to because
I remember I'm watching that on TV. But just how
much has changed for them and us. The family has changed.
I mean, we're all family now compared to them. And
obviously Porold dies, obviously lost her life, but just so
much has changed. Obviously the Queen's on there, but now
any day goes by, they're not in the news, not

(37:48):
for reasons how they used to be in the news.
There's a court case, lack of bodyguards, it's every single day.
It's crazy now what the Roll families become, isn't it
basically just a giant version of our families, which is dysfunctional. Yes, like, yeah,
we don't want you to be that. We thought you
were better than us, you'd be good, and it turns
out it's actually worse. And you're a billion dollar company
as well. Succession.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
I remember that that was so huge because it was
only here about midnight.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
It would have been late for you here.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, so we were allowed to, you know, stay up
and watch it.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
That would have been late midnight Saturday night wouldn't because
it was like Saturday afternoon in the UK.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yeah, And it was just the intrigue of it, all
of like, this is live and it's happening over the
other side of the world, and it's this princess.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
It was like all your fairy tale.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I think it's still in the top five biggest global
events in terms of watching something onto your audience.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
And this is obviously before streaming, and you know that
was that was many decades before that. It was absolutely messing.
And I still, you know, you only remember certain bits
of it. I just remember the size of her is
it train It's called that long bit in the back
of the dress. Yeah. Yeah, it was just a huge
I don't remember the designer's name. They kept it, you know,
because obviously I looked David Emmanuel, the designer here has

(39:01):
been working on this for two years. Yes, David Emmanuel,
the designer here. I met David Emmanuel and I switched
but he went, I'm David Manual, and he went, I
designed Lady dies to. That was thirty two years ago.
Hopefully you've not to a few more. Yeah, you know,
do it right.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
But it was a whole production leading up to the
actual ceremony here on Telly. I remember they crossed to
the silk worm farm that had spun the silk.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
There was so much filling going on interview in the
silk worms. Yes, they had to die.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Every single element was and I remember it so well.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
I can't believe I missed it, missed the silk.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Tell you what cir call interesting? Here is Particia. Kately
has no problem hammering at the moment. What we're doing
a very important bit of radio right now. I just,
I just who's thumping? Is someone trying to get in
as Katelyn trying to get out? Actually all right? Text
me oh four seven five three one o four three.
Tell me the decade you were a kid in without

(40:06):
telling me the decade text me four seven five three
one oh four three. These are great.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Tell me the decade You're a kid in without telling
me the decade. Christian eating Tomato, soup, cheese, Toasted, and
on TV on Sunday Night Watching the Wonderful World of Disney. Gary,
I remember that, Laura, I do not know what this is,
my child, doll, Please give you more detail. I'm sending
around the authorities. Christopher Davis, Kerry Packer's World series Crickets iconic. Yeah,

(40:37):
game changing parachute track suits were the best at the time.
From Michelle Morning to you very Early Morning to Troy
and w way listen to us right now. On the
iHeart platform. Decade, I grew up and there's a kid
in old playing games on the one and only Commodore
sixty four. I was the only kid in the neighborhood
that had one. You'd have to wait forty minutes for
one go for one game to via tape drive, only

(41:00):
to find out when we started playing the game that
didn't load properly didn't have the start all over again. Yes,
I had the Z expansion with the Rubber Keys. Troy.
The Corners T shirt you could own was a hypercolor
one that's from Scott Christian decade. I was a kid
in watching the Moon landed with Neil Armstrong and high
school Sushi Quatro dressed in leather is school bloody hat? Youuck?

Speaker 4 (41:22):
You think wow?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Blasting out Devilgate Drive Patty talking about recording shows on
too VHS cassettes. It might have been when I used
to do it, and I would cut the ads out
by pressing paws at the start of the ads, and
then recorded when the ad finished. Then later you could
watch it ad free. My sister paid me one time
to cut out the ads of the Carpenter Story and
Dirty Dancing for her. I got one dollar per movie.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Rie. I think you're I think you're mys one next week.
What did your brothers and sisters pay you to do?
There was such a sort of honor system, was that Jim.
At the time, you thought you were getting like, oh
my god, there's easy money. One dollar for this suck up?
Later on you go a minute. I had spoke it
Oaks on my Maulven Star riding a runny chopper bike.

(42:09):
That's from Bill. Can you stop the banging on the
build of there? Dial up Internet sound from Robin Christian.
I was the last generation. This is craig Off, get
your ass home when the street lights come on. I'm
with you on that one as well. Some more that
have just come in as well. Last decade when people
weren't offended by everything. That's some Sam Newman kids riding

(42:35):
their new bikes go on Christmas Day on the street.
In my street. That was every single Christmas Day. It
was just kids out on their brand new bikes or skateboard.
Christian my mum has still has my BMX in her garage.
For my fortieth my wife did a lovely thing right.
She thought, I would love to have the BMX bike
I had when I was eleven. Greatest Christmas present i've had.

(42:56):
It was a lovely gift. But suddenly forty. I remember
cycling to the shop one day as a forty year
old man on the BMX bike ade and I caught
my reflection. And I went back home and I said, wife,
this is a lovely gift, but you must sell it.
I said, I caught a reflection. I'm not eleven. I'm
a forty year old man and middle aged man trying

(43:17):
to hang onto his youth that's long gone, long gone,
is nothing but set.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
If I saw that, you would have actually tried to
run me over.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Put him out of his misery. Next, I'm going to
get that wallet chain I had and said, hell of
a look, maybe I can still wear fans with this
whole look as well. I'm that guy. We've all seen
that guy. Question an evil can Eevil, stunt cycle, dees,
push pops. Thank you very much for these. We got
the new suport on the way before that, Producaid kitling.
Come on in, come on, come on, come on, come on,

(43:49):
time is time is over for you?

Speaker 7 (43:51):
Yes, now I have completed it.

Speaker 11 (43:54):
The only thing I have.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
To do so this is Nike a chest of draws.
It just Kaitlin was arguing yourself to show that ten
year olds could do tomorrow in our tiny trailer. I said, no, no,
they really can't do that in an hour. You've had
an hour and three minutes. It has broken your son.
That's actually the only time for a Now i've never
heard you laugh, and that is a joy of flat pack.
It'll break anyone's soul.

Speaker 9 (44:17):
I'm laughing now because I'm finished, and I'm putting the
last drawing.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
And now I did have a problem with the last
drawer and I had to time some scraw.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
I had to say, you're very good at it, because
that is you have actually virtually done it.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
Yes, well, I have done ten other flat packs.

Speaker 11 (44:29):
In my life.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, we heard about that we don't need to go
through the resume again.

Speaker 11 (44:33):
Alright, the last one is going in.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
So look well done.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
This is amazing.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
It is honestly plants, you're here. It's incredible you've done
that in like an hour. However, can we now agree hello?

Speaker 7 (44:44):
Yeah, sorry, this is the one that's going to be
like with the kids to they've got no time to
sort of chat to me.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
But it's like grumpy there's a god on the radio
to try and sort of get them going into a
vibe interview that the kids are not. You can stand
up now you're literally speaking to me sat on the floor.
Are you trying to sort of be one the kids?
But we throw a rehearsal for tomorrow. Here we go,
oh wow, she's got she's doing you stand up Special

(45:11):
live at the parlais now so oh dear, oh dear,
the sparkle from the eyes is dimmed quite considerably. All Right,
So today we're going to a kid and we're just
getting bedside tables. Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I
put you through this to prove a point. I feel
bad here. No one's won out of this. I felk

(45:31):
I've lost the soul of Katelin, my producer here. All right,
we can move on from this whole sorry, really banging,
sweating and swearing. That's every hour on the show. Actually,
all right, We've got the name game coming up.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Next, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Thank you very much, s everyone, So let me know
what decade you were a kidding without telling me. The
decade Christian when Spotify was the cedy Warpman with a
ced pouch book, Santo, I should go on holiday with
my CD warpman, obviously with friends as well, but not
as me and the CD warman. Pretty sad DJ sisters
and that pouch you'd have like nine CDs in it,
take it to the beach. Good times, see through inflatable

(46:10):
couches and see through landline phones. Remember the landline phones
to see through once you get for your flash. I
do not remember. Maybe that was this Abba kids Elverstein,
Penny She's Penny Penny father, Sorry, Penny your penny Abbat

(46:30):
Kids Elverstein seventies Christian Ice record songs from the radio.
That is illegal me too. Then I would add myself
doing the top forty countdown psych you yeah, Christian, no
move this week at number ten form and last Christmas,
what a sadow? My parents been so worried, like he's

(46:52):
ever going to get a girlfriend. I used to record
songs alradio in school. More than twenty years later, every
time the song Bitch by Meredith Brook comes on, it
finishes in my mind. It goes to the ad that
followed on the tape. Christian, what decade it was? I
kid in without turning your deck out, I've got a
phone call from the local supermarket announced I won a

(47:14):
Ninja Turtles skateboard. Gab phone calls that changed your life,
Gavin Parker, That's great because in my childhood was marked
by milk and bread deliveries turning up by horse and cart.
Oh wow, no, yeah, and I'm guessing that's the fifties.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
What I reckon.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Even in Melbourne as late as early seventies that would
have happened.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
You were getting bred by horses.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
My mum and dad would have done. Yeah, definitely, absolutely, yes,
yeahs fifty sixty seventies. Those people were normal. Absolutely, everyone
knew the guy whose job it was as well. They
were like a local hero.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
And also you know the outhouses, the men that would
come through the night every couple of nights. That's what
all those lanes are at the back of like stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, I didn't know that. Taters.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
They used to call them.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Doing that in the middle of the school run and
you're the journalist on.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
But they used to come and empty them through the night,
and it was his job to pull out the old one.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
We get it in the truck. Yeah, okay, Christian job.
We've got grown men on bikes. I was at the
Baker with my mom having lunch and we noticed an
elderly man across the road in way too skin tight,
like are showing off some sensitive areas. After laughing about
it for a while, suddenly the comedy turned to embarrassment
when the guy turned around and we realized it's my granddad.

(48:43):
Oh my god, oh granddad Erica, thank you very much. Right,
Pats were ready to play.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Let's guy.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Okay, So it is the name game, as in Pats
is ready, I am ready, let's do it. We don't
know your name. We're trying to guess it. Caller one,
Welcome to the name game. Hello, Okay, my name as
in the Hill Hamburger.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Oh the Hill? Did you say the Hill?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Ye street Blues? The hell Yeah, you have.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
No eyes Hill, high Heel.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Richmond Hill, running up that hill, kay Bush Bush Hill,
Katie Hill, Damien Hill.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
No, do you want to clue?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Please? Old old hill, old hill volcano describing old Hill volcano, Pompeii, old.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Heill, You're old, Yes, you got it.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
So what is your name? In full? Then? Over?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Oh unusual, I always have to say as in the hill.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
All right, we'll send your price. Thank you very much,
she called, and have a good day.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
You do call it too, Welcome to the show. Hi,
my last name as he science, laboratory equipment, telescope, microscope,
Petri dish, germs, flem bottomy, lab coat, buns and bona goree,
potassium string, rubber tubing. No lab coat, No one is

(50:29):
called Tracy. Lab coats, o tongs, no think more container,
white conical flask, no test tube, no Petrie dish tube.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
I've got no idea.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
No, I'm out, I'm out. What's your name? Vile v
I A. Oh god, that's a good one to be
stumped by. I don't mind that. It's in honor to
be stunned by that one. Thank you very much. You
called it came, We do part two next, if you
want to take part, and if you can stump Pats
and pats and I've got none of them by the way,
so far. Thirteen fifty five, twenty.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Two Christian O'Connell shower on podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Time Waste are coming up in five and it's time
middle aged songs right now, the final rounds. Pats and
I have got nothing today. This will not do, This
will not do. But you, Siria smugly just went to me,
don't forget. You're zero fen two and I'm so confused
by his lack of cheersquad around me. I went, excuse me?

(51:36):
It went zero from two? Wow? Okay from two from
the impact. It is the score. You're right, that is
the facts, all right, cooler one, Welcome to the name game.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Thank you, Thank you, Donald Trumps President idiot.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Whoa wow?

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Orange Yeah, no ten fall no golfer.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Wig no wow, tan wiggy.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Yeah, give us a clue.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
No longer no longer Donald Trump.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Oh, citizen, I'm thinking, commoner.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
No, we're out of time. What is it Evana Ivanah?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Oh, yes, former wife, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Evanna? Was the number you've put this person through? Okay? Great,
well that's really helpful. The person actually put this through
and nose the answer doesn't know. Okay, well we don't
include that. We we store thought zero from too. That's
on me. That's on me. That's a cooler too.

Speaker 12 (52:53):
Good morning, Good morning, How are you?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
You're very good? How are you having a good week?

Speaker 12 (52:58):
I am actually and just jumped on the So try
and be is as great as I can.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I love discretion in the morning. I'm being to screet
myself right now.

Speaker 12 (53:08):
Okay, so there's two parts to my name. The first
car is one of the kids from the flame.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Stone bam bam pebbles.

Speaker 12 (53:19):
Yeah, Ben, Then we'll use that one. And then the
second part is the type of.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Car Bamford to you, Bamford, Bamford, come back kid is here?
Ende of discretion. God, if you're good at this, call
a three. Let's get parts the chance to just draw
even today called three. Good morning morning guys.

Speaker 12 (53:44):
My name as in a golf stroake.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Oh I don't know, God, swing shot.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Parts chip chip chip, the one before Nicky Rachel Rachel
holding one, I got it, I mean two too.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
I'm aware.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Wow, we start to stay of orange it last night.
It is just smashing a Whitewatch.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast for.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
The best in show Today on the time Wastter, thanks
you Villain Cinema's Gold Class. Go see Mission Impossible, the
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I got a DM in the other week from one
of our listeners said, I think you've done teenager songs,

(54:41):
which I don't think we have done all the time
wast And I don't think we've done teenage movies. But anyway,
so why have done middle aged songs? I'm doing it
right now? Ian? So yeah, psychologists are declared that the
middle age officially begins at forty one ends at fifty five,
at which point you've become a senior. Oh, don't say

(55:03):
that you are racing to the senior well, fifty two.
I don't in my prime for the three years, so
but someone is a year ahead of me, which means
you're racing to Pat senior. That's how we should refer
to the show. Hey Pat senior, what's in the news.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
To always firsted? Everything above you anyway.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
So absolutely hard from any quizzes we do. And then
you're officially elderly at seventy five? Label what is prime
of our lives? Prime of our and then you put
them a cooler over the hill? Are you having a ticket?
Pats tonight? Come on, all right today? Middle aged songs

(55:41):
not lady in red, Oh my god at our age,
lady in beds. Jimmy Hendrick is not getting younger? Well,
all right, just go with the bit. Not hey Joe
not his age, great Joe, sm Pepper.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
They're getting been a son Pepper in the heir.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
No, no, no, let's talk about specs.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
It's very good gold.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Nappers to light, not rappers to like to like to
get my old nana napping every day, or grumpy Grissy,
tell you what. That's a beautiful song by the Commodore's
easy like Sunday Morning. But Lionel isn't getting any younger?
Is he? Lione or rich? You know? Spinally easy likes
treat your neck right now, Ria, what have you got?

(56:31):
Middle aged songs?

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Chris isa hair is getting a bit thin. Yeah, baby
did a boaldboard thing.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Oh wow's hasn't he haven't heard from him? For ages.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
I think he's had his moment.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
No, he hasn't. Someone like that. He is single, is hot,
new collaboration with her Cardi B Yeah, good good hair
on man.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
The Gold Plus Susi Q is getting on a bit.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah she's saggy Q. That's just spruce. That's not no,
that is what's a thirty year old has a pop
up someone like that? Show some respect you what I'm
calling your dad? Doctor Lee about you after the show today?

Speaker 5 (57:06):
There's nothing they sell.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
People knew my friend she still rocks. She does. Yeah, yeah, no,
it discount that bronze. Sorry rudeness?

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Is that deal?

Speaker 6 (57:14):
A rockers love last? Getting a bit stale? Oh yeah yeah,
he's swinging in the name of.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
This ain't great, Rio, This is not great. You've had
a good week, but this is You're Instinctville right now.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
And Nancy Sinatra she needs some new boots. Yeah, these
boots were made for hiking.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Oh wow, Well it's not my area of expertise.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
You can have a Gold Plus or that.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
On the Time Way Today, one of you is winning
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You know what a dream of old school birthday cart?
Oh yeah, you didn't get birthday cards anymore, but just
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(58:06):
listening to show. Where you just found it? Last couple
of weeks or a couple of years or since day one?
Who knows rio The address if they'd like to send
me a birthday card for next Wednesday is.

Speaker 6 (58:16):
Level two twenty one to thirty one Goodwood Street, Richmond
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Just google it.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Yeah, it's on It's on Google.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
And also, you've got a lot to learn about radio.
You're supposed to go. Let me just give you a
moment to go find a pain. Ah yeah, okay, make
your notes yourself Radio lesson nine hundred and fifty two.
All right, so middle aged songs you were ready to mark?
Ready it's raining menopause? Hello, Lulia Osteo poor riis some
sugar on mere Silver? Yeah, a tough lot, Holly Billy

(58:45):
Ray Silas with Achy breaking everything silver plus Tom Betty
mothballing instead of pre falling mothballing. My back hurts too much.
For the summer of sixty nine, No idea. What you
mean there? Rick Brun rolling in the deep peats. Ah God,
a very wonky tonk woman. Silver plus smells like Lynx
Africa Silver. Keep the pressure stockings down. Oh God, that's

(59:09):
very good. Jewels Baby got back pain from Steve Go
wake me up before you peep. That's really good. Sam,
that's on the nose instead of Arthur's song, Arthur writer's
song gold either Tiger Bomb, Silma, Get on my dreams
into my Cardigan, Daniel, all of my friends are getting buried.
Keep it light with an LCD reference, Suster Winner Rio,

(59:31):
it is waking up before you peepee. We're back tomorrow.
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