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Why Christian Was Off Yesterday, Double Thumbs Up, Red Cap Dad, The People's Playlist, Patsy's Weekend Plans and The Timewaster

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
I Heart podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Got anything good?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, Pats, good morning, Good morning, Alex morning. I
love this song so much. Good morning, Rio, good morning.
Good to know mate.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
We've got quite a few of them, so we can't
keep doing that for every song. This time, yesterday morning,
I was in a very bad way. So around about
Thursday morning, one am, I woke up in terrible stomach
cramps again. And then you know, if you're an adult,
you know what comes next. Yep, it doesn't just stay
like that. That's the warning sign that you need to
start moving to the toilet and wait, and you won't

(00:55):
have to wait that long. And so for several hours
there was a lot of NonStop action. Oh and then
it also starts to then come out my mouth as well.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh got to scramble, yeah, just sink back down.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
So it was like a sort of quite a lot
of workout really, you know, both ends. And then I
was like I've got to get to work, got to
get to work. And I'm telling you now that uber
ride in was the most twenty two buck clenching like
swinked pulled up to my throat and I was it's actually.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Bringing out in cold sweats the fear of it.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Several times I was on the verge of actually a
couple of times I was clenching the yeah, clenching the
headress of.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
The scene in front of me. And the uber driver
had recognized me.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
He picked me up before, and he actually set one point,
you're very quiet today, and I was just like, why
did even speaking could launch an avalanche?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
A lot of neither of us won, and he said earlier,
oh passenger and my one. I was like, I can't.
I can't crack myself a bat to this. And at
one point I actually was very close as we were
going along Punt Road and it was going over the
top just as you go Crest into Richmond, leave Torete behind,
that I might actually get them to this dumpy by
the botanical gardens and I could find some hedges there

(02:08):
and just fertilize the land. But also I'm my watch
thinking show start six, show start six am, the Christian show,
start six, So I make it into here as soon
as I'm walking into the bild and to throw up outside.
I'm thinking, this is all looking good. Yes it was
actually me. I tried to get it on Patsy's.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Car, but.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You know, not this time, but one time I will
get it.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I get into here, I and I go and hide
in the treehouse and lie down the couch.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm starting a dry heave there. Then I have to
run to the toilet and I'm thinking, I don't know
how I'm gonna do today's show.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And as they drape a microphone cording cable into trap
one there, so I tell you I've got to go home.
I get out the front here and I'm like, I
don't know how I'm going to get home. I'm really wired.
I'm going to have an accident. I'm thinking, do I
call my wife? Do I just message I don'tant to
wake up. She'll get really upset, you know, like an
emergency is happening, and it is a kind of emergency,

(03:05):
but not capital lot.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's still you know, I think it she'ld be.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I started to type out messages, going, hey, if you're awake,
I thought, let's not next. What about twenty five years
in that part of the Lasia where there probably is
that kind of information. I've had an accident again, Let's
not start now, let's build up to that. Let me
just try and fix this. So at one point I
just started wanting the expiry going. Should I just walk back?

(03:30):
Then I googled public toilets and then I was thinking
they're none open, that they're not twenty four to seven right.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Then I was thinking, by the way, there needs to be.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
An app of public toilets idea, yes, you know, just
so it lets you know where they are, what the
time is to have this information ready to go? And
then I got on Uber Uber driver and I just
I literally just prayed that I could just get home.
Then I got home and I took some memodium. Oh yes,
too late. I'm right, I'm back home.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Everything's good, everything it's good, and the toilet's right there. Dude.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
My wife gets up, She's like, what the bloody are
you doing at home? And she goes, did you go
into work? I went, yeah, I went in and brought
up to speech because why do you just take some emonium?

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Women?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
And I went, listen, everyone's a hero at a am
when you're four o'clock and the and your backsides in tatters.
Your frontal sort of capacity for logic and reasoning.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
It ain't there, okay, Anyway, back to work today. Good
morning the.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Thank you very much for two of you.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
But he told me that there are there are apps
for the location of public toilets.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Good.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I wish we'd had this conversation earlier.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
It would have made a dark knight of the soul.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Knowing. But they're not twenty four to seven one time?
Do they open? Right? Who turns up with the keys?
You have to go around to eat they do it?
How do they open?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Some?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Look at sunset? Yes? Is this whimsical?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Some person that runs cities who in all of this
responsibility like to turn the traffic lights on or has
one for the bogs dunny, So you have to press
two things at the same time. The nuclear key coats
start the countdowns, and then all the doors are suddenly
cave doors are open. All right, let's do double thumbs up.

(05:24):
Where this is where every Friday on the show we
go around the team. We talk about the TV shows,
the books, the movies that we're into at the moment.
And if you're looking for someone to watch or stream
this weekend. We might have it for you, Patsy, what's.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
If you mate?

Speaker 6 (05:35):
I've been really taken back this week. We've watched Wayward
on ntfleet.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Or just started that last night.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
My god, it is creepy, Yeah it is. We binged
it all last weekend. So this is Tiny Collett's new offering.
It's in eight parts.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
She is she just does such great stuff. She's never
even bad.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
No, she's not.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
And you know what, the who the standout for me
and this is is the Canadian comedian at May Martin. Yes,
who is actually the creator and writer?

Speaker 7 (06:04):
They are.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
She had a great TV show that got us through Lockdown.
May Martin is a brilliant career, very.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
Goodness, so much screen presence.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Absolutely just did you know it's been a true story.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
I did not know that. I did not know that,
which makes it even creepier. So it's a story of
a couple who moved back to a hometown just for
some peace and quiet. They've been in Detroit, things haven't
gone well, so they've gone back to this hometown. Not
as all what it seems, and it's stended on this
youth academy and what parents think this is actually isn't

(06:37):
so it's a story of essentially a cult. So it's
a little bit Hunger Games. It's also just a little
bit Charles.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Metz And at times, but it's not out old mate.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
It hit binge through it the whole weekend. We Love
your Daughter, a Souson of Manson of Cult. You've got
me all we can. We watched one episode last night.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I went, I think this is the thing I just
watched every couple of days because I actually didn't have
to watch a sign film.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Did you find it's too heavy?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Manson?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Imagine the algorithm they're going to start feeding out.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh you like creepy stuff like that, It's like a
rom comfort Patsy.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I'm seeing all the reviews for the new Charlie Huntman
by a picky sterner Ed Gaines, a serial killer.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm watching that. It's a nice little one just when you.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Just leave Friday night, so that with a takeaway, it's
like some choppy, choppy et et.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
All right, looksp of the basement is how he did it? No?

Speaker 7 (07:34):
I love this.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I just would love this. Let me just message her now.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
I do like that genre, but I particularly like this,
and I think I've got a big crush on May.
I think they were brilliant. The other thing this week,
I have, you know, after school snacks. It is always
a constant tussle of they are famished.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Audrey is famished when she comes home.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh my god, you're sir right, pads, even when the
kids come back. Now, so mine have obviously left home,
But the first thing you do want to come back
is reached for the crystal. Yes, I'm not still you
drove here, stop off and get your I'm bloody groceries.
Oh god, this house is turningcent We just have to
assemble it yourself. Us have got met with the other
day because you're an adult to get.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Your own snacks as a UNI student coming back to
your parents' house.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I've got a full fridge because you're so true.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
What's great is they really appreciate every even some basic
that first of what they're taking the pace. Oh my god,
this chicken is so good.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
My kids that don't eat their dinner, they come have
and eat all the snacks.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yes, and then there's no bigger than we're eating it out.
Put that down. And the other one was like, have
some fruit, yes all the time. So what do you do?
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
You know, we've started doing earlier dinner because she would
just you know, go crazy and then wouldn't eat dinner.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
But I have found she's so.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
How early were we doing our five scene?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Yesterday was fourth?

Speaker 8 (09:07):
No, that's my defense.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
In my defense, she had stage thirty.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
She had theater school last night, and so I had
to leave the house by six. So I thought, you
don't blame practical thing to do, and I did a
beautiful special fried rice and these pork buns about to
tell you.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
About, Yes, somith for us.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
We've tried a few different brands, and these are so good.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
They're mister Chen's hoisten pork buns. Why they are so.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
Crude is because they taste. You steam them on top
of the stove. You can microwave, but I prefer to steam.
They taste exactly like they do off the Young char trolley.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Like, mister Chen, you're spoiling us. Pork bun is a
pleasing word to say. There's a frequency to.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
It, but there's a brilliant They're on sale this week
at Cole's getting.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
I got about four packets the other day. If there's
any left, I.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Draw those killer shows she watches Get a taste for flesh.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Christian, there's a duney app called toilet Map and like
come up with these ideas, specifically for Ossie Streets. When
you open it, it says the great Dunny run is on.
I love that, Christian. I suffer from ibs. I'm sort
of here. There's an app called where is public toilet ah,

(10:41):
which I absolutely have to have on my phone.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I really could have done with that yesterday, Richard Christian.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I won't know names, but why wife and I started
dating five years ago. We all went out so she
could meet my new friends. On the way home for
two hour drive. We live in the country, my partiers
started feeling off. She was nervous to tell me what
was going on. There were no public toilets on the
way home, just country fields. It got so awkward for
instead of just telling me what was going on with

(11:06):
the stomach, she just.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Took the music.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
The Christian I give she held on. She never made
that toll it but but it was never talked about ever.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Again.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's true, Bravery Christian. This summer, Richard Christian double thumbs
up for me the novel I Am Pilgrim by Terry Hayes.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I read that a couple of years ago. It's a
great book, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Just finished it Yesterday's best novel I've read in years.
Spy novel that's also a murder mystery. Great on audiobook
two if you really like that. He wrote another one.
I think it's called Year of the Locust. That's puttant
as well.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Patsy.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
What's the weather going to be that this weekend? Is
it going to be good?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
No?

Speaker 7 (11:48):
I'm sorry, no, no, no, no, just lie to them.
Oh you don't want me to be honest, it's gonna
be fabulous. Oh you're like spring is here.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
You might even say it times it's just actually summer already.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Like this is christ this is news. I love fake
news weather. So she put it out washing get ready
for that time?

Speaker 7 (12:12):
A whole lot?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
All right, double thumbs up for me. What have we
all been enjoying this week? It's two movies actually, and
first one is a wholesome, joyous, deeply soul nourishing movie
where it just makes you feel good about life. It's
the Thursday Murder Club. These are mega best selling novels
by actually a friend of mine, Richard Osman, and Richard's

(12:34):
story is a lovely story. Richard was a really good
but jobbing TV writer and producer and he was working
on a TV show, a pilot for a TV show
called Pointless, and there was a comedian, Alexander Armstrong who
was hosting it, and they tried out a lot of
comedians to be a funny co host and hadn't found
the right one, And quite a few times in run throughs, Richard,

(12:56):
who was a producer on the show, would sit in
for the comedian, and then Zander one day said to
Richard a pub why don't you do it? You're the
best person that we've had, because I don't want to
be in front of the carricers.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
But that's that's actually a plus all.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
These other comunis who are desperate to all their way
up out of stand up stages and small, tiny comedy
clubs to be on primetime on BBC one. So Richard
became a reluctant sidekick on TV. It went on to
become one of the BBC's most successful quis shows of
the last ten years. Anyway, Richard was going through a
bit of a thing, and he wanted to just do
something different, to exercise his creative muscle and start to

(13:33):
write a book. He had no publishing deal. He wrote
it just from south about. His mum was involved in
some kind of retirement community, and when he used to
drive down and see her and all these people there
that had led different lives, that were retired detectives and
all this, and they would talk about their lives and
all this, and they still had all this knowledge on wisdom.
He's starting the command idea, what if what if they
solved unsolved crimes?

Speaker 5 (13:55):
You know?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
And so he just wrote a book to please himself
for a year. Send it to his agent. Anyway, they've
now sold millions of copies.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Well you know.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
And then it's a Netflix movie with Dame Helen, Mirren,
Pierce Brosnan and Sir Ben Kingsley and I watched it
last weekend and we were like, I saw the trade.
It was a bit you know that piano plinky punky music, bigger,
you know, the one's there's a vicar on the bike
sighting through.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Said the blue bells are out, aren't they?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Derek?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
And I'm like, I grew up with a lot of
this I don't know. And it's sad because the kids
were like this, this seems so bland, just because a
lot of TV were watching the Excuse me, I thought
it was all coming back.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Up about ready to get the bucket.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's good they already filled up. There are no extra buckets.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
It's all quite grim, a lot of stuff. And I
watch it as well, and so actually you think this
canna be boring. We watched it. It was so funny,
and the murder mystery in it is very well done,
and it's great cast. I mean, you've got Pierce bros.
And Dame Helen Mirren and Sir Ben Kingsley right now.
Some of you won't realize he was a He won
an oscar for playing Gandy. And so my daughter goes,

(15:07):
who else that guy? That guy, Sir Ben Kingsley played Gandy.
She went, but he isn't from India And I never
really thought about that, and I'm like, she googled the
movie and she was like, but your nan was from India.
She should have played Gandhy or she wasn't an actress.
And I said, look, I said, can we just father

(15:28):
under it was a different time.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Nothing, no question that you did not I from an
Indian mayor.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I hadn't even thought about it until she brought it
up with a right his side.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
With fresher eyes to go. He paid, he's English shape,
he's different. Well hopefully she dover watches. Hey, Hey, Saturday
replaces in Australia. I cannot recommend enough.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I've not I've not read the books, okay, but I
cannot recommend it enough.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I thoroughly. I just enjoyed it. We all did.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
It gave us a nice glow afterwards, and right now
in the world, you can't need enough of that. The
other thing that I would really recommend is a great
movie was co written and as co stars Brett Goldstein.
Brett Goldstein is and Ted Lasso. He's one of the
writers on that he played Captain Roy. He is now
in this beautiful and romantic drama that he co wrote
with one of the head writers with Charlie Brookott and

(16:16):
Black Mirror.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
It is brilliant.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
It's an hour and a half and it is one
of the best romantic drama's most natural you know, where.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
The dialogue is so good you're like, oh, obviously improvised
a lot of this. It is so good it's set
in the future, but it's set now. What do you mean.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
So the cars are slightly different, they're not like hovering
in the air, but it's clearly in the future. And
there's now a company that will tell you who is
your perfect match, someone you've never met that great And
it's that age old question, what do you go with
head or heart? It's an hour and a half. It
is beautiful. I cannot It's my number one recommendation this weekend.

(16:53):
It is called All of You. It is so good.
Brett's great in it, and his co star image in
boots as well. They're amazing. Their screen chemistry is so great.
I cannot recommend it enough. It's great. That's it for me.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
It's called All of You on Apple TV.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Christian Oko go on podcast yesterday.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
It was given to me my wife call up and
cancel a contract for something. You got to set aside hours,
even before you get to a humanoid.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
Especially these days where a lot of time you can
do it online. If you're calling, they're shoving you online
the whole time. Hey, Thicky, you sure this can't be
done online?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah? How about?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
At one point she just I say she it was
just a female voice just kept pinging me text message
with the link to the website, sir, the website tried.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
The chat box.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I thought, oh my god, if I could just get
the chat maybe the little chatty AI can do this
for me.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
It's like, you're going to have.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
To call it, and I'm like, God, because the moment
you go, I'd like to cancel my contract. There are
something red alarms. There must be a special department of
people that are going to make it really hard. And
first of all they do is they run down the clock.
They're like, oh, you want to cancel, You've pressed that,
but you be waiting a long time.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
How bad do you want to fifty seven minutes that's
before I spoke to a human.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
Oh oh that is shocked.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
So what I was doing was just other stuff. I
put two washes on, Yeah, put them on that twenty minute.
I'll do other stuff while walking around the house with that.
Irritating your call is important to us. Ding express want
start to go crazy.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
I think it's intentional though, So you hang out.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I'm just hoping I'll do it, and I came. They
almost won it almost broke you. I just thought, you
know what, I'll do this tomorrow. But I was like,
I'll be back here tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
This is what they know. The man will not win.
I will sit this one out.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
And so I finally managed this speak to a human
and you know, when you're doing all the details, and
I need to know all your details, even though you've
a realdy plugged it into the phone, your date of birth.
I'll just fed this told you, why is this a
game to keep me occupied?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Ash?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
So they want the seventh of April or its seven,
you know, never said that in the message.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Anyway, it was actually incredibly helpful. However, suddenly I had
to start spelling out a few things. And you know
the phonetic alphabet emergency services know off by heart, and
it's so impressive when you go Alpha and you we
know a couple that we know Alpha, we know Bravo.

(19:27):
Suddenly I need to work. She said, she can't understand
what I'm saying, and it's a letter R.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I panic.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I just freeze and I go, ah for Randall. She
goes Randall and they go you know, when you committed
to something and you just don't want about Dannis went yeah, yeah,
ah for Randall.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, but at least she understood it isn't in. You
don't even need to check that. There's no way round
someone say the word run.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Anyone under eight called Randall these days? I think there
was a really old TV show in the sixties, a
black and white one called Randall and Hopkirk deceased.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Not familiar, I must say, no.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Never seen it, but I'm pretty sure it did exist
a long time ago. So teen, let's try this now
while we're live on there together. No one go to
Google now, Eyes up, eyes up, eyes up. Let's if
we can go through the phonetic alphabet. Yes, we all
know about alpha B for Bravo, C for Charlie Patsy.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
I was going to say, that's the victor.

Speaker 10 (20:34):
Did you say de delta?

Speaker 7 (20:45):
Is it delta?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yes, you're right, Alex is for Echo rio for I
would go fred ox Fox Fox. That's a great one,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
But I'm going to use you as your judicator here,
so okay, so I'll throw to you. You have it
up online, okay to run a zampire. By the way,
you still crunching those numbers on Wednesdays.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
Thomas, not to Google, so I haven't google.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I meant the main team players. I know you think
you're one of them. Want to be her eyes burned
in the back of your head every day. She wants
what you've got time in the funhouse, proud of all
of you, and.

Speaker 11 (21:26):
I don't feel so I'm ready to adjudicate.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Okay, so what do we get? Fox truck?

Speaker 7 (21:33):
Fox ready, Fox trucks?

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
G four?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Gary police, I'm going now gun fine me far Garry?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
You know fox trot? Yes, Gary, Jeez, golf? Oh yes, yes, yes,
all right, so that's correct? Yeah, all right, googling. I'm
not googling.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
I promise Harry h would have to be Harry, wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Obvious Horny or Henry Henry happy house? No, I don't
know what it is. Is it hotel?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
No, one doesn't feel that good? Does it?

Speaker 8 (22:18):
Go?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Delta Hotel? They're loosening up already. The Phoenicians, whoever these
were they?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Greeks?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Who are these people that came up with this? So
now I for Indigo Iglu iglu?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
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Speaker 2 (22:31):
India, India first country to make it into the phonetic alphabet.
I lost in the Jay Jakov you know even J. J.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Johnson Johnson, what's on your mind? Johnson is a man's name.
He was, he was a leader of America Johnson. That's
all I meant, was, you know, Jelly.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
John Jack think Shakespeare junior direct as well.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
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Speaker 2 (23:18):
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Lima Sma. And for Michael Mickey, boy Motel Hotel were
gonna have. It's Michael Michael Mickey version Mick Mick, Mike, Mike,

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make Ye, Nigel Nitro, great one should be out for
but Nitro, Gary.

Speaker 8 (23:54):
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Speaker 1 (23:58):
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in for Otter.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
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Speaker 7 (24:17):
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Speaker 2 (24:22):
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tell us Oscar, all.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Right, all right, we're so faring, we need to keep going.
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is it joking?

Speaker 8 (24:55):
They were just wanting to be over, like all the
listeners to this now, Peq Quentin.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
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Roger right, Roger.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
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Speaker 11 (25:17):
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the other alphabetic phonetic Romeo.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
You oh forgot Sammy Superintendent Sierra correct Sierra, Tango tea
for tango correct you underwear umbrella?

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Can?

Speaker 11 (25:47):
No?

Speaker 7 (25:49):
You wear it to work?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Underwear? Underwear and school uniform? The Vendetta these.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
No, you know this?

Speaker 10 (26:02):
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Speaker 1 (26:12):
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Speaker 8 (26:18):
With y.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Christ name ever, Oh god, what is X Sierra? Zebra?
Isn't it zebra, xylophone sor X you get it?

Speaker 11 (26:32):
When you hit yourself X.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Ray and then ulu z.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Yeah, do we just miss completely missed it?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, Yankee, Yankee, there you go. Well that was a
long journey, a bit longer than I thought. Is it
time to actually finished the show?

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Christian O'Connell show podcast A.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
For Alpha Christian.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I will say this, but you can repeat the whole
alphabet again now, paul I.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
You and I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
You know that. Don't be careful what you wish for
in life, they say, sometimes no one needs to go
through that other game.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Apologies everyone, I had to live through that. It's amazing.
Nine minutes thirty seven. It's the longest break. There's a time, right.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
I look up sometimes and sometimes I just look at
that and go time. We're ever going to get back?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh you listener?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Nine minutes thirty seven off the alphabet rio you just
said you stand by that break. Raymond and I were
just trying to work out what are the worst things
we've done, and always it comes up is which was
I still think the very worst dullest thing we've ever done?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
The show? We tried to play around what about the
animal psychic?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
No, that was.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Exactly and you have ears of lead about stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (27:56):
Everyone.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
We all have our blind signs. Mine today? What's the
Phoenicians out for?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Bet? I enjoyed it. I just I think you speed
for one. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Locky, thank you there, Locky the audio producing here he went,
that was hard to listen to him, and then just
walked out the studio say hey, buddy, still get another
hound forty five of gold to do?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I don't like so on the primos you cut together?
Where do we go with that? Lockie? Hey? You know
what we should all go into the after the show today.
Let's all go in his little den there and go
al and do the whole thing. Re leave it again
for him, all right.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
On this week we're talking about the incredible story in
at Kangaro Island, South Australia, where a guy was bitten
twice by shark and rather wait for the ambulance and
news hospital was sixty k's away, drove himself to save
his life. He's all, okay, it's an incredible story. But
having observed yours trainings now for seven and a half years,
I've been watching him making notes. This is a thing

(28:55):
you would only do in this country is drive yourself
to hospital. Because there are people that are country tough,
that are just built differently. Then there's country tough plus
that is drive yourself to hospital. Honestly, the stories we
had the other day, there was this one from Andrew
Christian and I didn't even make it to the hospital
because I nailed my hand to the fence post with

(29:17):
a nail gum. I couldn't together, I couldn't make it
to my nail plis to try and get out, so
I had to wait for my wife to come out
from making lunch insight, she couldn't hear my cries making
my fa favorite ham and cheese toasties. She had to
knock the nail back through from the other side of
the fence so I could put it out with my
nail pinchers, wrapped my hand up, sat down, enjoyed my sandwiches,

(29:39):
and then went to hospital. What a sane Now, I
get what you would do this because you think, Okay,
I'm not going to die a bleed out from this.
I'm going to probably be a while at the hospital.
Sometimes I enjoy this damn exactly there while then I'll go.
We also had Kylie. Her dad drove himself to the
hospital after slicing his leg open. I think I seem
to remember her call, had the key line from his ankle.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
To his knees.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yes, yes, that's a lot of slicing on a chainsaw,
and drove him helf MJ was the guy ripped his
ear off, and all I remember that from that call
that I would always remember is that the plastic sosion
wasn't the best and it's slightly above the other ear.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
So he has won.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
And every time he goes to the Barpers, the guy
goes is it flaws.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Itch Heat?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And then there was this one that came in towards
the end of the show, christ In. My name is
g But long ago I was a professional wrestler and
I went by the ring name the Mortician.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
Oh that name, well, you know Patsy because it's it's
like the Undertaker is one of the biggest wrestlers of.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
It's a protected brand. It's a copyright, so I think
he's gone. I can't get the Undertaker probably can get
away with the house.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
It's still griam and it kind of got that the Multician.
The Mortician is even more scarer. It's a kind of
bogan wrestler. The Mortician don't don't, don't do it? Who
knew we had a listener is a former pro wrestler.
During a title match, I received a move called the souplex,
which is where my opponent throws me off the top

(31:16):
rope over his head and we are meant to land
on our backs. You haven't read the rest of it,
you can probably guess how this ends. Not in a
perfect landing. However, upon the move being initiated, I overcompensated
and landed square on my ankles.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Breaking them both.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Oh, terrific instantly.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh the snap was her by the front row, of course,
that's that's the entertainment. I tried to stand. You'd be thinking, oh,
this Mortician is crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
The Undertaker would have just laid down squealing, but not
the Aussie version of that. The Mortician.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I tried to stand, but no avail as I collapsed
into a heap because you've got no pins.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Do you finish the match?

Speaker 12 (31:58):
They keep?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Do they keep wrestling? Do they is on the floor? Yeah,
easy pin.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
We ended the match, after which I went into the
rooms remove my boots, only to see my feet swollen.
Him and the telltale signs or something very wrong into
my car and I stumbled and off I went, driving
to how did you drive to hospital? Was smashed ankles.
It wouldn't be enough like rubber feet. You got like

(32:23):
slinky feet or something. It was not a fun time.
You didn't need to say that, Christian, he write in
this email a long time later, I can still feel
the sting of that phantom pain. Oh my god, it's
so great to hear from the Mortician. Did we bring
him back from one last match?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I can't imagine that I wants to feel. Do you
remember that In the end, I just gave up in
the idea.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
There was a There was a time once when Jack
was on the show when we had some kid calling
and he was a ten year old taekwondo sensation, and
I said, these kids can leap up in the air
kick and Jack, who six five, said he wouldn't be
to kick me in the head. This kid went and
I went, he absolutely would. They will just get the height,
he will kick you in the head. So I said,
let's rage this kid. Do you want to come in

(33:11):
a couple of those times and kick Jack in the head?
Jack was up for It's something that's going to do
any brain damage, and the kid was up for it.
And then the boss go, what damn hell, oh, you're
going to start filling out Form number nine one for
AB Three weeks later, we're still trying to get a permit.
I don't even know what it was to have a
kid on the radio to kick an adult in the head.
And in the end, like three weeks to just adds,

(33:33):
I just forget the idea. You're right, So suddenly bringing
back the mortician for one last fight. I thought I'd
move to the country, the land of note worries where
you can't have an amateur match between two listeners.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Shame on us. All right, give us a call. The
lines are open. Now. You drove yourself to hospital The.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Right now your stories then Country's Tough plus driving yourself
to hospital.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Kroening, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
Good morning. How's everybody.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
We're doing very well? Thank you. So who is this is?
We're getting a lot of stories about dad's doing this.

Speaker 12 (34:07):
Yes, this is my dad. So this is Douglas. My
dad was notorious for driving himself to hospital.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
He was famous for.

Speaker 12 (34:19):
He was on this occasion, he was pulling a stump
out of his brother's backyard with the backouh not wearing
the appropriate ppe. He was wearing songs and trump pulled
back onto the onto the back hoe onto his foot,

(34:41):
slicing his big toe off, his second toe off at
the knuckle, and the third toe off. He proceeded to
get off the back hoe, ask his brother to get
a SnapLock bag, his toes hopped in the hopped in
the ute, his brother in the passenger seat, and drove
down to the local.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Okay, we're just going to have to pause it right now.
There's a couple of things here. We're go and get
the zip lock bag. I mean, the use of mine
to do that is incredible.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
He's notorious. He's notorious. He's done. And then also he
drives himself.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
The brother just isn't writing shotgun with the zip lock bag,
with the two and a half toes and one the
one so the big he's got the big toe, the
other one off at the knuckle.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeh, it was it was his left foot, okay, And
so did they manage to get them back on? No,
he had one job mate to write shotgun and look
after them toes.

Speaker 12 (35:43):
Basically from from what apparently the story my dad tells
is that his brother handed them over to the doctor
as pale as as pale as the sheet and said,
do you really need me right now? I walked out
and fainted.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
We've got another person that he's attending. It's to two brothers.

Speaker 12 (36:05):
My dad's one of twelve, and every single one of
them is either missing toes.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Your fingers all from accidents.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I should have to Hey, great story about Douglas. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Have a lovely weekend. Richard. Good morning, Richard, Hi, how
are you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
We're good. So driving his sound to hospital? What's your story, Richard?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Okay, so she's drawing. But I was on a motorcycle
and riding around. Think, you know, I'm pretty cool with
an open face helmet on, and I opened my mouth
for a switch second and a wasp flew in there.
It stung me around eight or nine times in the

(36:52):
process of like that happening. And ride and I've got
in there.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
And pemble around sting sting, sing, sing, sting sting thing.
No win, just sting.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Tulled over, took my helmet off, and I'm like, oh,
my face is burning, and and I think I think
I should probably go to hospital.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Because it can affect you, like your throat and stuff
like you could have gone into an anaphylactic shock.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah, Well, my tongue was following up, my face was following.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Up, my neck was why don't you get that helmet
back on? You got like a throbbing head because the hospital,
what happened, we got we got old mate out of
the front. Evil and evil.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
So what did you did? You drive yourself to hospital?

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
So when when I realized I can't get the helmet
back on, I just sat it on the tank and
rode into Frankston Hospital to where I thought was the
emergency department, but they moved it to the other side
of the hospital. And I'm off the bike walking around.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Going slurring and like driling. Not unusual in some parts
of Frankston either, can.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I'm sure they all betimes late on the Friday night,
a little bit was.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Did you find the right department?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
It was a lady, This little old lady comes up
to it goes, well, you, poor man, have you got
an abscess? She's like, oh, they moved the department.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Finished, Just treat me at the flipping hospital.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
She walks me all the way through the hospital.

Speaker 8 (38:51):
For you.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Finally gets me in the tree ass and they're like
asking you, what's what? What's your name?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
We haven't got to the question. I don't even say
my name. You haven't been swollen right now.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
So by the time they worked out it was pretty serious.
They had me in a wheelchair with with adrenaline through
a mask, and another nurse has come along and she's gone,
just hold my hand, mate. The other nurse with the
biggest needle I've ever said, but.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
What's you got to do with it? Did they sting
that as well. So did they sting your butt as well?

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Oh they yeah, they said the big big thing of
adrenaline straight right up there.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
How they're trying to do it? So yeah, and then
I bet very quickly everything started to calm down.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yeah, yeah, for about two hours, and then it came back.
Then it came back with a vengeances in the the.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I have finished because they like that. They are vengeful bastards.
Was European ones. They why you don't know your light?
I didn't knocking through border security? Richard? What a story?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Yeah, so I can't stark armstun looked like, yeah, yeah,
well it was not like it was about all out
of my head.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Rockie Rookie twelve rounds with Creed. I'm on the.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Buzzer on his help. The nurse walks in. I's got
this paperwork in her head and she looks at me
and she goes comes back from and the.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Other cheek ready head of a story.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
All right, now, we're going to give you one thousand
dollars caller of the week.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
It's such a funny story. And he told it so well,
Uh yeah, you're exactly why we give this one thousand
dollars every week for our call of the week. Richard,
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Speaker 1 (41:39):
Listen to us.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
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a thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Mate? Oh well, your help help with.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Motorcycle in case one? All right, Richard, have a lovely weekend.
Thanks for showy story.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Thanks Byte, Thank you.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
We have a big update about Red cap Da, which
we'll get to after eight o'clock. Right now, and born business,
we need your songs from eight this morning. We do
this every Friday on the Christian O'Connell show. We call
the People's Playlist, We give you a theme, something we're
looking for in the song titles.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
And then we build an hour together.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah, they were.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Listening and calling and choosing the music and just when
hit eh, somebody break.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
The station chatting play the People's play Listen, Christian calling
right now, when help Christian big the songs for Friday show.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
All right, let's do it. It is to people's playlist today.
It's songs with numbers in the title, songs with numbers
in the titles.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
This is going to a big hour.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
There's so many killer banger songs with numbers in the title.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Patsy, what do you love? What's Friday?

Speaker 7 (42:57):
I have to go with Dolly, who is not dead yet.
She came out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
She's so cool.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
She is so cool and a trailblazer and seventy nine
and still as hot as ever, nine to five, please.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Danger, strong stuff and Patsy so funny.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
So her sister hit Twitter or x and said, hey,
you know, give you prayers for Dolly because she's been
in hospital.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
She's not being well, she's had to have procedures. And
everyone thought, oh no, she's on the last.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
So Dolly came out, did a video yesterday and said please,
and her words were quote, I.

Speaker 7 (43:34):
Ain't dead yet.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
That actually is your best impression. It really was like
that as well, she looks blessed her. She actually looked
very well. So I watched the video.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Yeah, well she's seventy nine, like she's incredible already nine,
She's phenomenal.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
I love Dolly, So that's my pick this week.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
All right, And Alex, where are you going for me?
What song do you want with the number in the title. Well,
it's got a few numbers.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
This one.

Speaker 9 (43:55):
It's called one after nine oh nine, one of the
Beatles lesson n songs, but it's off my favorite album
Let it be Yes.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
This is a great song now I happen to know.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
This is written by John Lennon and the number nine
was very significant to John. He was born on the
ninth of October. He lived at number nine Newcastle Road.
Nine was a significant number to John, and so they
were trying to write for ages. They've been trying to
write a bluesy freight song. There are so many rock
and roll songs about trains and that that bluesy kind
of feel to them. This has got a real bluesy

(44:27):
feel to the Beatles, and so it had to be
nine because Sean was obsessed with that number.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Awesome, that's what it's called nine after nine. And there's
another song on there too called two of Us Yes,
which is a great song. I love it. I used
to play it to the Twins Two of Us Sunday.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, Yeah, let's it be is a great album. You've
seen the little rooftop concerts.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I have get it back, Get back? Yeah, all right,
So Ria, what are you going for?

Speaker 8 (44:51):
Song in the title, in a nod to Richard's Core
from ten minutes ago, I've got the motorcycle helmet wearing
French DJ's daft Punk one more Time.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Good Friday song. This is big Friday energy from.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
The year two thousand, voted Mixed Mags Number one greatest dreads,
dance Freak Wow, the big Guns Yeah, and the samples
the nineteen seventy nine disco track by Eddie Jones more
spell On You you Got.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
You gotta listen to Real Close. They take little drops
of that you get all right.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Songs with numbers of the title lines are up and
now thirteen fifty five, twenty two. I'm going with this
classic by meat Loaf Costume.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
A Friday banger, though.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
It is sag you know, it's operatic. It's like it's
windows down the window. Yeah, it's a pre Grand Final entertainment,
remember that. Yeah, not great memories.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
It happened like mate, universally agreed one of the stinkiest
blessing for Old Globe, one of the strangest, No, the
strangest interview I've ever done, really really, oh bless him.
I think he was obviously having a tough time and
he'd come in live on the show and we started
doing the interview and it was it was just it
was just off. There was just an energy there and

(46:28):
quickly went to a song and that went you were okay,
and he just started to actually cry.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
In a studio and asked me for a hug. Did
you give him a hug? Yes, I didn't have anything
to get a great interview. I guess you know, me
a big hug, so and he had a.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Big guy then yeah, then and he was all right again,
and then it started to get back at the sweet
they went to a song when it was time for
the news guy to give him a hug, and we
got through it together set to go to the.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Other but I just said the end and everything all right.
He goes, yeah, kind of just having one of those days.
Don't do any of you, you know, look after yourself,
come and do have to go on.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Well, he's probably trying to be a professional and did
not let you down.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
You know, you're quite right, You're quite right an actor too,
don't forget fight Club. Yeah, cameo in Fight Club.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yeah, Robert Fulton, Yeah, all right, lines are open now,
windows are down. Patsy told us it's going to be
a heat wave today, thirty nine in the Big City.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Thirty nine.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
You heard it. Patsy's words, not mine, all right.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, I.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Was talking about ohs years ago on the show when
we were trying to get a child who was very
good at taekwondo. I think it was ten at the
time to come into to prove to Jack Post who
doubted that a child would be able to kick him
in the head because it was six 't five.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
So these young kids are amazing.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
The dad of that young child, and this was about
six or seven years ago on the show happened to
be listening, kiddy, what are the odds?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Christian? What's actually the show talking about?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
That day?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
It was my son.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
I was driving my son to training this morning. He's
still doing taekwondo. Listen to you guys talk about the
car you mentioned when it was the early days of
the show.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
He was ten.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I had a bit of a chuckle remembering it was
my son. It was asleep in the car, is now
member of the Australian taekwondo national team. Six four one
hundred and four keidos I guess yeah heavyweight. Last year,
he won Australia's first ever silver medal at the World
Champs in sixteen years as a junior. Two weeks time,
he's competing in China looking to double up as a senior. Wow,

(48:33):
we've got to get behind this guy. I thought it
must to me of interest. It is Rick, So to
your son. Let's get him on before he competes in China.
And yeah, lovely to hear from you. All right, let's
get some songs. Christian, what about Lucas.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Graham two sixty years old?

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Black?

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I love the song.

Speaker 9 (48:50):
Children?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Christian?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
What about you play forty six and two from Tall
that will wake us the listeners?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Oh okay, Nathan, I didn't realize you're the mayor of
the listeners. I ain't waking anyone who needs to be
wocome by this. It does not need to be woken.
Let that person sleep.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
I'm sending my taekwondo chart bodyguard around to kick you
up the head. Let's get I'd love to have a
child bodyguard. Six o taekwondo gun Zach, Good morning, Hey Christian, Zach,
welcome to show.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Hello, Hello you Zach is still with us?

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Yeah, yeah, I'm Suyo. Play a song too.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
By Boy, Yes we can. This is a brilliant song. Zach.
You're on the way to school. You on the school run? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Yeah, this a week a Yeah, tell them where you're
up to. I'm going to with my dad to a
convention thing that's on today.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
All right. What's the convention thing?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Uh? It's called tax Oh all right, the pac Man Yeah,
comic comics cool all right?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
And games? Yeah yeah, why know stuff? All right? And
his dad coming with you.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Yeah, Dad's coming with me.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
A nice thing today. So no school today now, Yeah,
no school? Nice school? Yeah, screw that? All right? Song
too for you too, great song.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yeah, have a great day with dad, Zach, Thanks for
calling in. All right. So we're looking for an old
Arrol songs picked by you The People's play the songs
with the number in the title. Julie, good morning, Welcome
to the show.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Good morning, Jaws. What do you want to hear?

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Five six seven?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I I got five six that's why don't you and
I start boot scooting? You've got it baby, thank you.
That's all you're gonna get. Yeah, well, we ain't playing
that and we ain't fame. The B side to that
song to.

Speaker 11 (51:05):
Me is.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
They're both us out of hell. No Jilly stick on
Spotify show we got it. Brendan warnings, here be dog.
What do you want to hear?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
What about one of those two wonder bands Spoons doffs
with two Princes.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Tunes?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Bang up.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Let's rename Brendan on the phones now banger Brendan because
he's always banging every Friday on this feature is It's
no Feller, It's.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
All Brendan Killer. I love it, be man.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Have a great weekend, Catherine, Catherine, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 12 (51:46):
I have my kitchen wooden spoon ready as a microphone
because I'd like to hear am leaving John and John
Travolda singing You're the one that I want.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Spoons are the ready, windows down, Spoons are ready, Catherine,
great song, spoons at the Red Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Have a lovely weekend for Veronica.

Speaker 12 (52:12):
Hello gang, Happy Friday.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Happy Friday, Veronica. What would you love us to play?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Could I please request one week by the day I.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Could late Chick China the Chinese Chicken.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
It would have been good if they cured that up.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
You know, it's not that it's lucky use chicken and China,
the Chinese Chicken. I'm playing it. It's kicking off the hour.
It's coming up next The.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Let's Find Our Man This weekend show on a mission,
hero in a Half Shell?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Can you remake that with heroes in headphones? I don't
care how bad it sounds, just that's what I need
from you. Rea.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Monday, any anyhow on Monday, no Sunday or Sunday night.
Desperate emails from a lady called Lisa who's saw a guy.
Both of them were on a flight from Sydney last week,
flying back to Melbourne. They had what she felt was
an instant connection.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Do you know how it used to be?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
So many of us are in relationships now because that's
it was a time before swipey swipey. It was when
you met someone your eyes locked their eyes. Wait, I
look away? What you're looking back?

Speaker 11 (53:30):
Is it me?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Is it a week? Yeah? You're looking behind me? Look
at this over my show? Is it that guy there?

Speaker 11 (53:36):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
My Taekwon Go bodyguard? Hero In headphones. They're on a
mission anyway. All she remembers, she gave us the details
about this guy tats on his hand, red cap backwards
on his head.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
He was a dad with his kids who was also
traveling with his mum who is knitting. Have I remembered
that right? That's correct.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I actually remember that since Monday show. I really want
her to find this guy. And when I said, yeah,
we're going to try and do the show on the show,
find out red cap dad. And the last email she
sent me, she said, the end cushion and this could
be the next great love story reminded me of my
great Tayte Swift and my favorite storm from her. We
turned it into with the thanks of AI, into a

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fake love story song.

Speaker 13 (54:18):
You read cat Dad, you're looking kind of read, Lor said, Lisa,
don't lose this ladder.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I was writing numbers down.

Speaker 14 (54:28):
None ever gain Now I'm I'm already began super stage
Red Cat ta my hand me me out the bags,
Abby waiting, Please on this urve lad you even Dad
and I'll be Lisa love story.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Lisa?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Is that a cosplay thing? Is there a home for
that kind of thing online? I don't even want to know.
I bet you there is but any whatever you want.
Someone heard this and I said, you know, at the end, obviously,
even AI with all its you know, language learning capabilities,
it couldn't find something else to rhyme with Lisa other
than Giza.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Humans can never be outsmarted. Okay, one of you said,
what about pizza instead of gaser? Hey, a banger has
now got more of a bang to it.

Speaker 13 (55:19):
You read cat Dad, You're looking kind of red, lo
said Lisa, don't lose this ladder, And I was riding
numbers down none ever gain.

Speaker 14 (55:30):
Now I'm I'm already began superstead bed cat head. My
hand me me out the bags.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I'll be waiting.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Please all this smurb lad.

Speaker 14 (55:41):
You'll be ben Dad and I'll be Elisa.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
Look worry tag me for a pizza.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
I've actually got a goosebu I welcome on you, artificial overlords.
We want to kind of start that with our boss Sue,
who actually is a cyborg, but we know her as
her Earth name. So but she has a human heart
that she ripped out of other humans that she's had
to fire and thrust it into a chest cavity.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Anyway, I've said too much, I said, too much.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Anyway, We've used I was off sick yesterday, the team
have wasted a days.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Then it will work with what I'm holding in front
of me. Teen, Will you want to explain what a
load of producers did on a day off from the
show yesterday, because this is maybe too much? Are you
running a police bureau? Now?

Speaker 11 (56:36):
We have used chap to do a police sketch of
what we think when Cap Dad.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Will look like. Tell you what.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
It's a very softer look to the traditional black and
white terrifying photo. You could put it in like a
brad pit into that and somehow would a lot the
scariest dude. Wait, that guy's out there, hurry up and
get him. Those identic things are terrifying.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Don't they. He's done a great job of it.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
This is a very good looking guy. Now, Lisa said,
this guy looked like Kit Harrington.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
A little bit. I've interviewed Kit and I can tell
you this.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
He hasn't got tattoos covering his hands, and he's sure
has wearing a baseball cap backwards. However, do hit It's
been a few years since Game of Thrones, money makee Maybe.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Maybe it was Kit. They wear baseball caps just but
not backwards. Not backwards. But anyway, this guy is a
good looking guy. Actually, he Lisa, you will have to
fight me for him. He's hot.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
Yeah, he looks like Colin Farrell.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I reckon he does a bit. Yeah, I know what
you mean.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Actually the chancy be Tea is even sort of giving
him a twinkling sign. He always says a halo religious
that one of the saints of the sas. I know
why they spend so much time on it. Perven over
this image. However, Lisa has seen this and said, his
tattoos is Look, the tattoos don't cover his hand and
chancchy BET's version, his tattoos covered the whole tops of

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each hand.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
I mean, for a guy who only met for a
brie of second, really scattered terrifying details. He just said.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Actually, his tattoos covered the whole tops of each hand
to just underneath his knuckles, and were kind of circular
and in a pattern of some sort. Hey, listen, Vic
police have just called.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
They they need you right now.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
You're going to be a detective the detail weekend with us.
The nose is still too big. It was slimmer. He
did not have tattoos on his fingers. Okay, Now we
really want Lisa to try and find Red Cap Dad.
We've tried a couple of times this week.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Nothing. We've had no nibbles so far.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
So talking about the police, if they're trying to find someone,
they will put a cash reward for information.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Leading to the apprehending of Red Cap Dad. Now we.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Want a voluntary he needs to sharp be a Monday
between six and nine or I'm going to send out
my taekwondo bodyguard.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Turn yourself in.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Okay, this happens when I take a unplanned day off.
The team have too much time on their hands.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Right, there's this literal lot of old cobblers here of
this fake chatchy beatico.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
They come in today and the old giggle sisters are
We've got you tell we've got five hundred dollars to
give away the reward. I went the the station door
is still broken and.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Coming to them.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
We put the five hundred dollars in that five hundred
dollars I'll stick on a baseball Cavin do it was me.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I'll get some henna tattoos every weekend.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
I'll take the fake five hundred dollars your deadly supplice.
Right now, Rio money's tie, the reno is going through
the roof. The air CON's cost.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Me way more.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
My wife would actually pimp me out. She go, don't
worry about the five hundred. We'll take fifty right now.
Through a very decent proposal. Chuckle. Sisters, have we really
got prodiciicated? And I'm guessing that you've been instrumental in this.

Speaker 11 (59:58):
Cyborg Sue has approved five hundred dollars to give to
anyone who leads us to Red Cap Dad. Red Cap
Dad himself cannot get it. So you can't fake to
be here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Because you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
They can't have that with criminals.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
If they're looking for a murderer and they go it's
a million, they turn them something and go and go
fair enough, it did come in, actually, so you can
have that a million in cash.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
There's nothing in sight. How do we know it's him?

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
This could be any any chance of this weekend.

Speaker 11 (01:00:25):
We have a lady called Lisa that knows exactly what
he looks like.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
She'll go, that's him, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
So what do they do if they know about Cap Dad?
Contact us in any not here over the.

Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
Weekend at the Christian O'Connell show on Socials, or you
can email Christian email.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Christian all weekend, all weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
That inbox is wide open for your leads as to
red cap Dad, so mid thirties, tats on hands, fond
of Werner, basic cup backwards, had cream runners, gray trackies.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Too young kids? Was it? Two young kids? Two young kids?
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
If you got any information, My inboxes wide open this weekend.
Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Today you the.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
Christian O'Connell show podcast, Christian.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Did Lisa ever confirm red hat dad was actually single?
What if he's married? Had a bit of a flirt
well away from his wife? The story Monday thought, uh oh,
and is now in hiding.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Great point. Actually that is a couple of people have
asked me that.

Speaker 11 (01:01:30):
Yes, we have had that a couple of times on
Socials and whatnot.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
We cannot confirm.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
If she.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
You didn't ask Lisa at any moment this week Wait
is this guy married? And we're creating every time we
do this the only like real strife. Every married woman
who's with a guy that has a red cap dat
is under suspicion.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Now we're creating division We only had.

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
Two things that made us comfortable enough to assume he
was not married. He had no ring on his finger.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Not all married men have rings, the bunch of creeps
out there that don't.

Speaker 11 (01:02:05):
The second one was she he said he was going
to drop his kids off at their mum's house.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yes, does it mean he's divorced or separated?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
And can does what if she's aware in a conference
she might be at this packs conference, she might be.

Speaker 11 (01:02:22):
But we were pretty comfortable and confident that we're comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
We're not Christian. Isn't it sad how people have now
gone to this is the way the world Christian? It
just doesn't want to be found because he's married. In
the relationship, Move on, Lisa, find us someone else. Okay, well, listen,
if you're a meljiglow that for five hundred dollars will
sleep with Lisa, then okay, let's call that plan.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
But let's still push on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Can you drive out to Geelong this week because it's
legal out there, isn't it just start offering.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Offer five hundred dollars to dudes, see if.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
You can bring one back from Monday, right? Okay, So
we've got a couple and I'm also chucking a red cap, right.
I mean, we'll just tell Lisa we found it. Don't
get too close, Patsy, What are you up to this weekend?

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
We've got big plans this weekend, although I do have
an ulterior motive. So I said, to the love God,
let's go out for breakfast Saturday morning. We can go
to your favorite brecky nook, you know, we haven't been
there for ages. We go to a place in where
it be opposite the mansion actually called Wereribication. They do
an awesome brecky burger with you know, the milk bums.

(01:03:32):
It's his favorite.

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
So I said, we can go there, can have a
nice coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Might immediately be suspicious, said that to me, none of
this makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Doesn't that none of this makes sense. It's not my birthday,
it's not Father's Day. No, it's a trap, a man.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Trap, trap involved. And I said, listen, well, even we'll
go to Bunnings.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
You've been speaking about getting this smoker, chucking my pen
around the studio, speaking about getting this smoker that you've
been putting off, and we do want to do that
for Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
So how about we go to Bunnings.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Anybody to smoke. What is he starting up? Like, where
are you smokehous?

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
He got like an entry level one from kids.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Surprise entry level. Well, it was just a match and
a grill.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
Like one hundred and twenty bucks. And he's sort of
got into.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I know, one smoke.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
You know, he's like big game now And I said,
a big boy, get something that you really really want and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
A child.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Now, I said, you can get your smoker because you've
been talking about it for ages. But what he doesn't
know is that when we get home.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
There is a there is a little to do list
that needs to be executed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
What's on it?

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
The biggest thing is because I have kind of expanded
into or i'll rephrase that overtaken our wardrobe, he's had
to move into the wardrobe in his office.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
And it's a good for an office manager. Real job
is running meetings while there's his shirts and pants hanging up.
It is actually running an office in a wardrobe. It
is actually like that.

Speaker 8 (01:05:19):
And the closed house in the backsideage I respect the
power move though incredible.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
So the only trouble is the wardrobe in that room
is chocolate block full of kids crap. So there's there's
actually old dance costumes of mine from when I was
like ten.

Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
They're doing actually a diva exhibition at Arts Center Melbourne, Patsy,
maybe you could.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Trust.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
So it's got all my dance costumes.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
It's got quite a few pieces of baby clothing that
I haven't been able to give away. It's got all
sorts of goods, it's got comics. It's got a lot
of stuff that needs to get cleaned out. So he
needs to he needs to clean that out so he
can set up his wardrobe.

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
Kicked him out from.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
So I thought, you know, you know who would treat
him right what? Lisa maybeat this guy. He's pretty hard.
We're giving five.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Hundred dollars him Chris out Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Lisa is listening to all this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
The lady who had the connection with the red Cap
Dad that we're trying to find five bundred dollar reward
now for information leading to his whereabouts. Christian, the only
reason I'm so observant is because we sat facing each
other for two hours at the gate before we bought
Chicha the Chinese Chicken heroes in the headphones before boarding

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his mum wasn't traveling with him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
She was there to see him off. I believe fingers
cross emoji, we can find him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Thanks for everything he said these words, I'll get a
rest when they go back to their mums tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Christian. I took that as him dropping the I agree,
I agree. I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
That is good intel all right, Tonime's time, Wede.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
So what's happened to me? Chick? The China and the
Chinese Chicken? You know what I need to do this weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Wote myself a fairy trip that's right on Port Philip
Fairies and experience Port Philip Fairies, boat cruisers and rides
across Port Philip Bay. Book a fairy ticket today and
that's a note to myself as well. Anyway, we've got
a family return trip on Port Philip Firies to go
to Port Onlton from Docklands and a two hundred dollar
Port Arlington Hotel voucher.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
You can have lunch or dinner on the show today.
We're looking for your Australian bands. Make a band.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Australian Spice Girls are moving down Under and rebranding the
Spice glass Yees.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Remember the one it wanders fair Ground attraction. Yeah, yeah,
it's got to be perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Remember that song faired Income Attraction.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Good goal one for Patty This Kathy Kim Wilde, new
Kidman's on the block and Mumford and Sons and daughters.
Well Rio, what have you got?

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Maker band Australian. He's having a smokeo in Bangkok. It's
durry head. Oh blast, well done, Baron Mundy White another gold?
You got two golds so far, Chouey Lewis and the news. No,
that's bronze. And who's at the super Bowl? It's bad Duney.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
You've resurrected.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Yeah, you're right with Slaggish Monday. At that time alone,
that cabin out the Grand Pians hadn't helped the comedy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Jolly parton nine to five last song for us, Patsy,
we're playing that for you.

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
Well, thank you, Glen.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Check out checked out. Yeah, you're right. Once she's done
at eight thirty and Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
She is a here emailer right now you're going out
of office reply, I ain't dead yet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Et to today the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Place all right, So we're looking for you to make
an Australian band. Best in Show Fanny Pass You're from
Port Philip Ferries heading from the Docklands to Port Arlington, lunching.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Us as well?

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Rio you ready, Mark, I'm ready, all right, Australian bans,
Alana's Flannelette Gold, Chumber One Bat Gold as well. That's
some Nathan Wildone, Our Kids, Joe Silver, Savage Beer Garden,
Mandy World Love a Beer Garden, Shrimp Biscuit Silver, Pa Some,
Bucky steely Denaher Stilly Dan steely Denaher Hills, Hoy's Top

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Well done, mcg hammerh Gold, Not Josh Grogan, Josh Bogan, God,
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Joe Ane, well done.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Vega Mighty Boston Silver, System of a down Under Silver
and Merangue five s all right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Who is best in the show? Who is today's winners?
Some of those are brilliant Savage Beer Garden, Mandy, Mandy,
well done, youre today's winner. Have a great weekend, everybody.
Good luck. Let's try and find red Cap dad enjoy weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
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