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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome to the Weekend Jack Post. Good morning guys, Patsy.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Mum, we made it. We're here. It's Friday. What mum,
But I actually don't know what that was?

Speaker 5 (00:19):
Hear me?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
When of your langham lunches? Yes, start the weekend? Dirly,
All right, Hey, what's sendingone up to this weekend? What
are you and Gordy and bankrupt to?

Speaker 5 (00:30):
I guess Gordie's had a weird night overnight, so we're
going to watch him closely and see if he goes
back in his room tonight. He had his first nightmare.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
So did you have to be ancrupty going?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
I've just been talking to Bianca this morning and said
what happened last night? She left at about two thirty
and never came back again. She said a chicken monster
and a shadow monster were in his room. He was
so terrified. We couldn't find anything, so we had to
look in every room of the house till he was
satisfied that they were.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Do you know what when the girls started to have those,
part of me to them to keep talking so I
could make notes. These are great ideas for horrormones to stop.
So like what happened? Next?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
He let me get my notebook describe the chicken lightstock.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
So the shadow monster and the chicken are they working
together or are they opposing forces? There's so much going
on here you can build a whole multi verse out
of this.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
How sweet is this? Then after they looked in every room,
but they didn't because that was still sleeping in the
main bedroom. He said, is data safe?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Ah, wow, you don't need to worry about him. He's
always safe. So yeah, do you have an arrangement? I mean,
sar and I had to like because of these hours,
the first time.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
He's actually been sleeping has been one of the things
we've not really had to worry about. This is and
I remember mental stage, and I remember I actually remember
getting terrible night me and being really scared. Yes, I was.
I was terrified that the robber was going to come
through the window.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
All of that. Did you used to have the landing
light on? I have the whole day. Yeah, do you
remember everything suddenly you just went through a face and
suddenly everything in your bedroom could skip? Yes, I remember
for a while for a couple of weeks, My poor,
my parents. My dad was like a shift oker, and
it's just like tired about now. And I would just
run down that clock, just checking about the light switches.

(02:18):
I thought, you know the two screws you get other
side of the switch. I thought there were eyes looking
at me. Start thinking that light switch is good. It
becomes such you would have more of this than over.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I feel bad for him because you can only say
so many times like it's just a dream, no, it
wasn't real.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
And then suddenly I remember, so for years Christmas time
would be really excited and that santage while you was asleep,
Santa comes to the house and then suddenly one one
run to Christmas is like just tears about that. So
when Santa's not come down anymore, and I would drive
to a nearby car park to reassure the girls. During
the day, I meet him here right by this Italian restaurant, right.

(02:57):
I literally would drive there. It goes to our get
out and he he eat the slaves there and then
and all the other mums and dads are here as well.
But here I go, but I bring it in clouncy,
so he's not coming in the house or just like
breaking in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I've had a word with him.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
I distinctly remember being afraid of the same thing. I
guess my dad said to get us to sleep on
Christmas Eve because they're so giddy. It's like, you got
to get to sleek as Santa will come. And what
if you're awake and he sees you in.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
The night he doesn't drop the present.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
It's like, what if that's a possibility. He's actually going
to be walking around in my room?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yes, something strange. Never mean, wait, while I'm sleeping, he's
watching me? Yeah, how could any keep sleep? Sleep through that?
What are you watch to this weekend? Past?

Speaker 4 (03:39):
It's mum's taxi this weekend? Or he's starting this stage
course thing over your way actually in Brighton's.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
What's it called.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
It's stage school and they're doing like an acting workshop
for six weeks.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
She's starting.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
So if you got any ideas of any good cafes
or something for lunch, because I've got like two hours.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
And Brian, yeah, don't go to Brighton, come over my
way to ham and you'll save about ten bucks on
a copy. Really yes, yeaheah, unless you're owning kind of
jud money. That's the kind of currency you get over
Bright and come over Hampton. Yes, yeah, all right, coming
up next time we do double thumbs up. This is
where every Friday we go around the team when we
talk about the things that we're enjoying.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
This week the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
So Christian O'Connell Show Friday morning, we're doing double thumbs up.
This is where we go around the team we talk
about the things that we've enjoyed at the moment. All right,
two things from me. First of all is a new
Apple TV show. There are two good Apple TV shows
at the moment that Loads Severance is one of them.
But I really enjoyed the Studio we were talking about
a couple of weeks ago. I've just finished it. Really good,
fun half hour episodes, really really really made me laugh,

(04:43):
very smart observations about the movie business as well.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
It's great and you want to chat to somebody about it,
chatter beagle. She watched it all without me. I imagine
you've got that behind. As soon as soon as I
missed the start of an episode with her, I might
as well not catch up. She's so fast.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
And the other thing I've really enjoying is John how
New show as well Your Friends and Neighbors that is
very very good. And then, because I spent a lot
of time on planes the last two weeks back, I
went back home to England over the US to break.
I've watched a lot of movies. I watched the new
Killian Murphy movie Small Things, which just you know, emotions
are raised up high in the sky. You watch any

(05:20):
rom com that might make you laugh, maybe give you
the fields when you watch it here on us up there,
it's a big thing. It's a sad here planet. Up there.
Emotions are elevator along with us. Right. And I watched this.
It's a really sad Irish movie anyway, with Killian Murphy.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
But up there it brought me the IRA makes really
sad movie.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
This is It's a beautiful movie. It's very very good.
It's only like an hour and a half. However, the
movie I really loved is a gearhard Butler. You know
Jared Butler. He now makes a lot of movies that are.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Straight to David.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You've got my friend straight to planes, straight to streaming,
cut out A plus and Tom Cruise. You could learn
something rather make all those billions do what Jerah Butler,
does you go straight to the consumer? Straight you found? Anyway,
he made a movie about seven years ago called Den
of Thieves Right Cop and Robert cat and Mouse Game,
and it was good fun. I really enjoyed it. I'm

(06:16):
scrolling through all the movies that I can watch on
the fourteen hour flight heading back to Melbourne. I see
Den of Thieves two. You know what, it's two and
a half hours, two enough hours. They think this is
what two and a half hours. It's not school saying
it's in the Irish and two and a half hours
for a second one, which is mysteriously called Den of
Thieves two colon Pantera. It is that a heavy metal band?

(06:37):
Does he infiltrate them?

Speaker 6 (06:39):
So?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Anyway, I watched this movie and genuinely the most enjoyable
movie I've seen. I loved it. I absolutely loved it.
At one point, why, I said, what are you watching?
What are you watching? I said, well, we're going to
be landing in about half an hour, but just watch
the last half an hour of this Den of These too,
because I don't even know what it's about. I told
him five seconds what the plot is?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
She watched the I love a heist movie I'll watch,
and this is one of the top five heist movies
I've ever seen. The heist scene is really really smart,
not seen some of that before, actually a genuinely original
take on a high scene. And then there's this car
chase afterwards that is incredible.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
So good do you think we have to watch Denn
f The's one.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
That's a joy. But I genuinely just really really enjoyed it.
Now this week I've been catching up with Rio and
we were talking about how good the Accountant is because
I hadn't seen that, and I saw that on the
plane as well. Now, Rio, I have an invitation for
you this weekend. Okay, I'm so convinced because people might think, look,
maybe it was in the plane and you just had
like forteen hours a field. Is Den of Thieves two?

(07:40):
Pantera that good. I have just transferred ten pounds to
cover the rental of Den of Thieves two on Apple TV. Okay,
but you need to watch it this weekend. I'm now
going to give you fifty dollars. This is yours. Okay,
thank you. If you don't like the movie, you keep it.
If you come in Monday and you go. I love

(08:00):
this movie. I'm relying on the honesty you give me
about the mate. It's a deposit on how good Dan,
deposit on happiness. Yes, I am accept I'm an honest
man and I accept. Yes, all right, So if I
get it back, I know whether or not you liked it, Dan,
of these two Pantera go to their business with you, Sir.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Christian Connor Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Christian O'Connor's show, we're doing double thumbs up. We go
around the team till about the things we're really enjoying
at the moment. Patsy, what's it for you?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yes, blessed be the fruit. Finally, The Handmaid's Tale six,
the final season is out on SBS and I am
loveing it.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's still great.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Oh my, Elizabeth Moss is so incredible. I've been like
salivating waiting for this to come out, and with the
actors strike and everything, it was held back like a
lot of shows. It's finally here and it's almost like
I want to save every single morsel, and I really
like strategically plan when I'm going to watch it. The
house has to be empty, it has to just be

(08:59):
me there with no.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Can't I just go in another room.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Something else, shopping whatever, But I need the telly to
myself because I want to just lap up. Yeah, loving it, Loving.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
It is the whole season?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Or are they doing week by week week by week week?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Don't you get it rashly annoyed at them? Don't treat
me like a kid. I can control my ompulses, thank you.
I'm controlling. Otherwise you'd ruin it. You just do two
days and it's done.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, that's what That's what I mean. It's like going
to pay it off. Though, well there's another one coming.
Apparently there's spin off coming after this one. So until
the next yeah, the next series. Like this, this series
will be finished, but there's like a spin off on
the way, so that at least gives me hope of
it's not the end of the road, yes for Gilliad.
The other thing this week is, you know I love

(09:49):
a chacutery board. I might just have stumbled across the
very best fig paste that ever exists in the world.
I thought, some props, No, this is incredible. So it
is so paste.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
It is so lovely with cheese and some meats.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
The place where I go, which is corked in Werriby,
our local sort of cheese bar so good you can't you.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Mean cheese and wine?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Actually just what you go and ask for a listen,
I'm driving, so I've got to take it easy on
the destinate driver. Nothing too strong. I just have some
eat shopp down.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Notice the cheese and wine bar. But it's so good
you can't get it in the shops. I actually got
them to get me a jar in.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
So how does that help the rest of us?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Just anyone can go on wine and get it some.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Normal sort of muggle, massive big.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Jar right, it's really it's nine hundred grams. Got this
before easter? Look how much is left? There's like a
sceric legs.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Should we don't put you pouring that like two big
leads to sort of jug. You've got it.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
We all love it.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's clearly there's only that it left.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Peppered fig taste a paste, not taste, have a taste.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
We can by it if we want online, go on line.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
I guarantee you all. Oh my god, it smells like
a fine claret.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Smell.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Smell, smell, just have a smell's.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Going to glass me with it? Them?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah, it's fine, do you trust me? I brought some lavoch.
Look at don't screw your face up. Look have a taste.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Why aren't you going to Jack first? Just a little
bit scared? That fell him up for the day. By
the way, baby burns calories.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
That's really good, is it?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
You chee cheese?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
But it is beautiful. So if you love a securitary,
it's peppered big paste on the north side is the brand.
If you go online, it's a dragon and it's in
a beautiful big jar. Guarantee it's gorgeous. In toasted sandwiches,
it's a bit too tarty. It is tardy. You need
the cheese, you.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Need like a triple Well, why do I need to
bring the cheese the party?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
I did I ever know you were bringing in jam Now,
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Know it's a cheese party. It would have brought some.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
So good it's going on everything, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
And carry on eating. It's always nice. Sounds really good
on a microphone.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Jack it on most of my time. But I'll quickly
say how much I love Conclave, a movie that I
would never think to what except for obviously it's so relevant.
Right now we're about to go into at the conclave
to choose the new Pope in Italy very soon. It
was such a great movie.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Fascinating, isn't it. Ray Fines is such a great Ray
Fines is it incredible? But I checked out the guy
Robert Harris is his name, who wrote the book Conclave
a few years ago, then they turned it into a film.
And now making my way through his back catalog.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh, I've read loads of stuff about the Roman Empire. Yes, Cicero.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
That's my next oneat trilogy about Cicero. I think I've
stumbled upon my new favorite genre, which is historical fiction.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Now you are entering prime Dad mid age. It didn't
happen to I was about forty two. You're doing it prematurely,
but just something changes in your DNA. Will you start
to feel the urge to read historical novels written.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Like a great fiction book.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Stuff really all the period details.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
So the one I'm halfway through at the moment is Precipice. Well,
that is about the UK Prime Minister on the eve
of World War One or what he's done. He's had
an affair and he's sharing secrets with his lover.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, it's brilliant, isn't it so good? Oh? My god?
You love them He's written loads of them. Pompeii. He's
in a whole series on Pompeii, which is very very good.
Cicero is brilliant.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's the Christian O'Connell Show. How was your day yesterday? Jack?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Very good? I went shopping yesterday for a brand new
baby to the world, a gift for young Francesca. My
oldest friend had a baby and we're going to meet
her for the first time tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
It wasn't very clear from what you've just said. I
don't know if you've just been learning English recently, but
I went shopping yesterday for a brand new baby to
the world. Christian yet mean too for the Royal family.
Excited baby to the well.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
There is a new baby to the world.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I've never heard that phrase ever, and I'm in life
for fifty two years. It is a brand new baby
to the world. The Royal family who have just announced.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Another Royal family. There's my make gap from uh all
the way back from kindergarten.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Wow, and you're still in touch.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
I love that Ye're.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Still one of my closest friends.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
That's incredible.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah, pay, I'll ask you you're a queen of giving gifts.
You always give great gifts. I want to know if
you think mine counts as a gift because you get
so many toys and books for new babies that you
you don't actually need that many. So I got him
a jumbo box of nappies and a jumbo box of wives,
because they're the most that's what you need.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, but don't have those. No, but you go through
your milk, but you just have them in the garage
or the spare. How many you want to get more?
I've got some.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Milk that's more like a baby, you know, like maybe
so something like a baby shower gift. And it also
smacks a little of oh my god, we didn't get
a present.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Put over Google servo gift and actually you say you joke,
so you've actually been thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
The thing he needs is what they've got loads of
a basic thing, nappies.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
No, it's something essential that you definitely need.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
He knows that you don't have them. They're not like
scrambling around going where are the nappies? I hope someone
brings them as gifts.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
And you're joking and saying it's akin to bringing milk,
actually bringing milk is.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
More that the door. He's got some air with him as.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Well, because when you are in that situation where you
have a new baby, you forget to go out and
listen to the.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Old baby Whisperer on God one four point three.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Whereas what are you going to do with another soft
toy in the corner of the room.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, well, actually it's good to have a multiple variety
of toys. Might lose, They might lose, mister squeechee.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
I'll bring a soft toys. Well, bring a hand me
down from Gordy that he doesn't use anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Like Jack the Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Just found out some friends of mine, I've just had
a baby. I'm going to pop round today with a
glass of water because one thing if you've just had
a kid, well you can't have enough of It's a
glass of water essential. So I would say, you don't
know what it's like. I've got a cup of tea
for you guys. I've got a tea bag. Christian, I
have to say, nice thought from Jack, thank you, But

(16:26):
a family dinner would be better. Well, yeah, you maybe
give them a vouch or bring round a ready meal.
So then it's just already. They just reheat it, make
them something.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
That's lovely and I wouldn't mind add that to the list.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh is that a mate?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah? Jack nailed at Christian wipes and nappies. You can
never have enough for a newborn. That's from Jack, don't
I don't know any of the studio number bloody hell,
what are they to be alive? Oh my god? Wow?
Wi is at the time he was in the kitchen.
There's a salab in the kitchen. What are they going
to make a salab.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
In the kitchen?

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (17:00):
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Speaker 3 (17:06):
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Speaker 6 (17:22):
Ooh dah ease hungover? That game was so boring. I
had to slam more bias just to get through it
before we go on. I'm feeling a bit, as you
Aussies would say, slim dusty. I'm just gonna chug some
water and some panadole. Okay, on with today's recipe, something

(17:47):
to help with the hangover. I'm drilling slices of a
kay guy butchered with my light saber. I'd lettuce tomato
past your bread, golden not black, revolt not breakfast. I've
lingered in this kitchen too long. Next time I returned

(18:07):
to blowing up planets, not Christiane Bacon daft old remold,
all right?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
What was dark cooking?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
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Speaker 3 (18:20):
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Speaker 1 (18:34):
Good morning back, Good morning, Christian. How are you going?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I'm good. You had a good week beck.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Good weekend, a day off today, so ye, my.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
God, lovely, what are you doing that was so early
on your day off?

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Well?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Heading off to a girl's weekend this weekend? We're you
going up to Spudfest at Trenton.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Trentham Spudfest, Potato festival.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Potato festal never been so looking for to it.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
It's where all girls' weekends ends up at a spudfest,
don't they. You know it's it's Victoria's some Vegas. What
isn't it the spud fest? And now why have you
chosen that? You just want to do something a bit silly?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, well we're staying in kine and but we always
like to do something a bit out there, a bit.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Weird, and nothing more than the Potato Festival for two days.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
We're doing a silent disco up.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
There with potatoes as the headphones. All right, Beck, what
do you think Darth was cooking?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I hopeing it's a belt.

Speaker 9 (19:30):
Well now you are.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
A winner of potatoes for all the girls because you
just won one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Awesome, thank you.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
That's a lot of potatoes.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
That's too many potatoes.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I think we're going to need some belts. Who thank you?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
What are you going to do with your thousand dollars?
Please don't spend it this weekend a potato fest.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh look look, wine cocktails, belts. Yeah it sounds great.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Okay, have a lovely weekend, Beck, and congratulations awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Thanks so much for shudn'tee.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
You guys, Christian Condors Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
This is a damn good song. Spice Girls tune stop.
Dare we dream is going to happen? That they're going
to reunite? Yesterday I actually googled Spice Girls reunion rumors
and read a couple of articles on it.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Do you think they would make it all the way
here to Australia? Yeah, that's it's a prop up world.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Do you know why money? Hey, listen the Oasis boys,
I did it want in five nights at Marvel VB.
Not the beer, but Victoria Betempion.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Why they're coming to Australia. They can't get it.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
There's a great brand endorsement for you just right there.
Victoria Heckham VB VB the brands aligned. She's ninety percent out.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah, yeah, what a show. She was my favorite.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
She doesn't need the cash.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
She doesn't need the cash. She's got her own brand
as well.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
But you think she'd feel like when she sees the
rest of them singing up there?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh yeah, they're at mill Drawer RSL. God damn it.
I'm so glad I didn't go for that chasing the
old wealthy money. We've got still got a cut e
quiitment band, David? What that MLS team you owning? Where
is it? Miami? I think she's sleep well.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
They all performed at her fiftieth and that just reignited everyone.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Who did the rest of the Spice Gals.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, they all performed at Victoria's fiftieth birthday, churning up.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
With that gift of nappis the last thing she was
What a lazy gift and you actually got me anything
like a hambag or that.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Really says we didn't think of anything on the way
we could sing a song you were going to.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Get Why don't we do one of the songs? She
wasn't in that one?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yeah, so everyone's thought, oh, could they get back together?
They finally sung together because they hadn't been seen since.
I think they performed at the London Olympics.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
They did, Yeah, all five of them did the Yeah,
the opening ceremony for the Olympics. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
And then when she turned fifty.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
How long ago was that recently? Like just a couple
of months ago.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Okay, so they've much fit then.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Really everything has to have a sporting analogy. They are
you're right, they aren't matched for it. They're ready and
warmed up. Yesterday in the show, we were talking about
the very worst things about school, right we're doing our
power rankings. Right at the top, very close together was
the dreaded cross country rum and then the bleep test. Today,
you know, it's Friday, is the big show on this show,

(22:22):
so only good for thoughts and feelings on a Friday today.
Then what were the very best things about school? If
I'm going to be honest here, I have to be honest.
The learning part school that really wasn't for me. It
was the bits in between. But I'll tell you what
did get me through school, especially when I was thirteen
and fourteen, was when a new teach arrived, Missus Tagget. So,

(22:43):
if I'm talking about power rankings, Missus Tagget is on
top of that pyramid. Right.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
She was an inspiring oh okay, a good looking, no.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Just hot in terms of knowledge about geography. If you
want to know about a CBD settlement, how they build
a CBD or what a favalor she had take she
had a real hot take some settlement in Bella Horizontake.
Then Missus Tackett lit thirteen year old Christian. Right up. Wow,
jackie boy, what's your parer rankings? The best thing about school?

Speaker 5 (23:14):
I am the same as you. I can't really remember
any of the classes or the content.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
That's why we do this.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Going to school was honestly like sit through your classes
so that you can hang out with your friends. So
what I remember. What comes to mind for me is
the bus on the way to school, meeting your friends
at the bus, getting the bus to school, lunchtime, and
I could name it more games than I could name
classes I took, and then in the bus home again
after school.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Now, someone who was not there for the hang who
was there for the learning, is our producer Rio. It's
amazing how different past leaders to be in the studio.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I can't still can't believe a double degree.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
I feel sorry for it. I feel so sorry for you.
You know you should be doing something significant in life.
I know.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
I think that often when you look.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
At you every morning.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
Yeah. No, my favorite part of school was debate club.
You guys didn't like debate club.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
At my very basis school, there was no debate club,
there were no clubs.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
How did you shop in your oratory?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
School? Skills as well? Small talk with Missus Taggett mist
we were.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
We also had because debating you wouldn't start until you
wouldn't debate until eight pm on a Friday night, so
we had one.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
She used your free time to go debating.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Between drunken parks under bridges.

Speaker 8 (24:35):
We had had the whole school and especially like in
the early years, like when you're year six to year nine,
you've got the whole school grounds to yourself from from
three to eight on a Friday.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
It was not exactly really one because chocolate. Wow, all
these textbooks, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
We could pick up any ruler you could.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
You wouldn't understand, would have.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Gone over you. Patsy, what's her favorit thing for school
for you?

Speaker 4 (25:01):
We didn't have school canteen in primary school because it
was so small. So Mother's group would come on a
Friday and we'd have hot Dog Friday and then make
up a big batch of hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
We just gone from some on the show a debate
to hot Dog Friday, a hot dog in a role.
It's a highlight of Patsy this week.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
If we were lucky, we also got jam donuts in
the winter.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Hot Dog to be alive.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
It was better than a moldy old Vigi might.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Sam we it is quite some sort of power rankings
with debate club, hot teachers at hot Dogs. All right,
power rankings. Then what was the best thing about school
for you?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Give us a call, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
We're doing a power rankings yesterday. It was the worst
things about school today? The best things about school? Hear
he's saying, you did chess club. Yes, I tried to
set up my own chess club at primary school and
sad story, no one came. No one came. So it's
literally just one Tuesday at lunch.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Break and did one of the teachers at least came
and play with me?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Let me win.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
It's hard that I actually remember.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Days with days with it. It's actually burning in my
chest right now.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Not a lot of kids know the rules of chess.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I thank you for trying to make it all right,
But people laughed and it's a talking bout a score
for years. Actually just no mates, no mates, Chris any
Who's it's good to be on the radio finding friends
every day and to make up for that whole it's
always going to be there.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
That's thousands of miles away from you. Now you don't
have to think about that anymore.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Right here, right right here, very much alive, right now. Christian.
My favorite subject was media class. Get the big TV
out on wheel and excused to watch movies all week. Christian,
I was a nerd. I loved art class. The best
was a double whammy of art class followed by library class.
Library class. Never heard of that only in Australia. Best

(27:05):
part school was surfing. You had a surfing lesson. Must
have been up on the Gold Coast every Thursday morning
for two hours was just surfing, Macia. You were raised
on a tweetheads and that was this year as well.

Speaker 10 (27:16):
I reckon this person went to school with me, because
that's the exact same thing. It was a Thursday morning.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
And so you wouldn't bother doing literacy or anything like that.
Was it yesterday, gold Colts? They want to they're calling
from the gold Coats, Gold Coats.

Speaker 10 (27:32):
As I've already said, I'm very busy out here.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
No time for spelling, no time for spelling, no time
for communicating to the team.

Speaker 10 (27:39):
So we also had surfing, but we also did fishing,
and I did fishing.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Barely a school what no, Seriously.

Speaker 10 (27:49):
We lived right on the Tweed River and we would.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
All live Yeah, like beaver, she just did. We live
right on the river.

Speaker 10 (27:58):
School was genuinely right on the river and we would
just walk down and so were casting and we got
taught how to worm properly and everything. It was fantastic.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
School rapport at the end of the year was like surfing,
b plus fishing.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
No, no, don't forget worming as well.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
What's your favorite thing about school? We're doing our power
rankings this morning, Christian. We also had marine studies at school.
I got my boat and diving licenses James Bond's Academy. Christian.
My favorite class in high school was tech drawing. Do
you remember technical drawing? But there must have been someone
in the school the same time didn't like their class.

(28:39):
Because there were constant fire alarms happening. The whole school
would have to rush out to the oval and stay
there to the farm and came to clear it. Christian.
My best thing was in winter and the lunch order delivery.
We had plastic laundry basket where we put our brown
paper bags with ordered Do you remember that order written
on the outside and money on the inside just before
lunch recessed with the orders arrived, asked with a smell

(29:00):
of delicious hot pies and hot dogs. Laura, yeah, you
already take us bout that. I remember that. Christian. We
used to have a McDonald's day.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
Oh we didn't have that, what it feels unethical.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
We had a Macca's maybe probably like a ten minute
walk up the road and just one day occasionally in
house period, our sort of house leader would say, oh, yeah,
we're going to Macca's and we'd all just walk up
if you want.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I forgot about Macca's Day.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
It sounds like.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Kitlin. Did you have Macca's Day as well?

Speaker 10 (29:35):
Yes, it was without it out the best day.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Of course it would be as a kid. Yeah, go
get your nugs.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
You would put your order in a week earlier and
you could earlier.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Ramsey needs to go to the market to get the
extra produce.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'll be the next Friday, one pm.

Speaker 10 (29:56):
It was for the whole school, so that was like
five hundred students.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I feel sorry for any trade us doing a hard
day's work. They just want to get the coffee or
something can go. It's like an order of fives amazing scenes.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Every Friday, we ask only one thing, big songs. It's
the weekend and it starts right here. Who needs R
and B Friday?

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh nick nick.

Speaker 9 (30:29):
Nig nag nag nag naked our naked hour. Oh nig
nig nigg naked our naked hour.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
All right, this Friday is thing songs with animals or
an animal in the title Patsy, what have you got now?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
It doesn't matter. Can I ascertain if the animal is extinct?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
You've got a Dodo song? You ascertain it whenever want
on this show six to nascertaining approved.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
It's got to be walk The Dinosaur was not was great.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
So massive, This is what I'm talking about, big Friday
song and.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
That of the Blue Light Disco everyone walking like a
dinosaur across the floor. They were not just like come dailies.
They were actually massive eighties. No the band they were.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Usually in this second we are going around the houses.
Haven't we even another lunch yesterday? The land up. In fact,
they were a good band in no no, what I'm
getting to weren't just a band Jack.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
They weren't want hit wonder what you got Jack?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
No, no, wait, my fas.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
So they did this big tour, this MTV tour, but
like Paula Abdel was there, Tone Lock was there, like I'm.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
A bit tomm down, and also was there the popular
rap artist.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Also Milli Vanilli. Oh yeah, at that concept where they
recorded track malfunction and they were found out that they
actually weren't Milli Vanilli, weren't singing their songs fake. I
remember it was in the news. It was like massive news. Yeah,
it was like la news.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
I don't know what people are upset about. I mean,
it's not like they were like Leonnond and McCartney. It
would just sort of bang outverage pop acts and they
were miming and like, yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
I remember it happened to Ashley Simpsons, Simpson's younger on
Saturday Night Live, and she was dancing then the vocals
came in. She wasn't ready to go.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
There are so many great clips where I guess these
days they've got different ways of doing it where someone
didn't count them in. There's a great clip if you
do Top of the Pops Owen Paul where he's just
stood by a railings right, and his song is playing
out for about thirty seconds before someone obviously gets to
him and says, you're supposed to be singing, and then
he starts to mine, to his own song, but he's

(33:06):
so he starts doing the intro and we're already forty
five seconds into it. Oh my god, it's so great
Jackie Boy song with an animal in the title.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
I've gone for Barracootera by heart, another.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Big Friday song Barcode and they just weren't a bad
He's similar to it was not it was a big
Friday song.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
I'll give you an option. I've either got a fact
about the song Barracootera or about the animal Barracoota.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
I like both.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Oh yeah, I was going to say we have both
the song.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
James Hetfield of Metallica called it his favorite song.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Is that right? This tune? It is a great song.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Barracooteras the animal or one of the fastest fish in
the world and one of the only fish that can
swim backwards?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Can is it good? Fact? So the only fish or
one of the few that can.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Go one of the few the others are Christian the
Oh sorry, it's like I wish i'd go Yeah, yeah, triggerfish,
knife fish and an eel can also swim backwards.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Right, okay, gotcha? Nine and four. No, that's your phone number.
Take two thirteen double five twenty two. If only there
were two great jingles. Wait, there are thirteen twenty two.
All right, give it us called thirteen fifty by twenty
two songs with an animal or animals in the title.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Christian O'Connell show, go On podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Christian the Ow and Paul. Song you were talking about
was on the TV show Pebble mal not Topler pops.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
All right, I'm moving very quickly in the morning. What
on I've got internet? I don't have that right now,
moving at speed of light.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Now, we don't know what to believe coming out of
your I'm going to resign guy, So I'll be here Monday.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
It's the end of my glorious career. And the bomb
beach has just outed me. How good did he feel?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
End?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
And that sender the idiot d j E run in
this trap? All right, this morning you beat the songs
every Friday in the show We Caught the Naked Out,
We give you a theme songs with an animal? In
the title Christian, what John Friday song? Now we have?

(35:23):
I think we played this before and regretted it about
eighty seven seconds in. Remember we thought, oh, this would
be a laugh and then the laughing stops real quick
because in about six minutes of this nonsense in the
middle of it, but everyone forgot about. This is also
a strange remix the team I've found of it Fox

(35:45):
FM come a comedian chiran Juran.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Tune.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
All right, let's take some callers now, Good morning, Damian,
what would you love us to play?

Speaker 11 (36:00):
Good morning Christian and team the Australian anthem agle rock.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Very cool, right, it is a kind of unofficial anthem,
is that along with I guess not wish as well?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Are we going to play the whole song?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah? Loaded up?

Speaker 5 (36:19):
We should play a high one?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah yeah no, but not today chat the team would
just picked the the slowest bit in the song to
really hands the Friday vibes, Richie, Good morning Richard, What
song would you love us to play? With an animal?
On the title good Morning Team?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
How about the days are over?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I love machines? Florence and her Machine. This is a
great song. Love it, Richard, brilliant track. Thank you very much.
I have a lovely weekend. The evolution on this radio station.

(36:56):
I never thought we got to hear a request for
Florence in the machine. Nick, good morning, Good morning, Christian,
Good morning, team on morning, Better out of Hell.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Pie made loads.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
June. Nick rackets fifty eight. For some reason, you've been
labeled up. Nick, this is a brilliant song, Big Friday Anthem.
I love it, Nick, Thank you very much for driving music.
Thank you, Nick, so me love gets a highlight of

(37:37):
this song. Meanwhile, poor old Eagle Rock didn't all right,
we picked your songs to start playing them next.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Kicking off this Mornings and Naked Hour. We give you
a theme every Friday. You pick all the songs the
final out of the show songs with an animal in
the time till it's seven minutes past day. All right,
we still have one thousand dollars up for grabs. We
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(38:07):
you've ever set a trap, called us and share your
stories if you've ever set a trap. On thirteen fifty five,
twenty two, I was catching up with some friends a
week and a half ago and they were talking about
a story that I've known these people for years and
someone tells a story and they don't realize how it's
not the norm where they just carry on with it
like it's a normal conversation. I'm like paus paus Pau's

(38:28):
I have to make a note on my phone. What
do you mean you set a trap for your nanny?
They had this crazy nanny. She was some Russia. She
came with a job. They're working for a school and
they were living on the school and they got as
part of it, they got a nanny. They had three
young kids. Anyway, this nanny was Craig Gray. One afternoon
she tried it on with the husband, so obviously he

(38:49):
had to tell his wife Idiom and she was like
she's going to go and he was like really, but
she does a really good job. So they fired her
that night. He said, look, I'll take you back to
the airport tomorrow. Anyway, that night they went to bed
and they went she's really great, Gray, you don't think
she's going to come for us in the night. And
so they were so wide they said trap.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
They thought she would come for the husband to.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Both both both they couldn't sleep, So she set a
trap for the nanny outside her room. Wait for this,
I said, but what do you even do? That's like
improvised sudden in the middle of the night. You know
the game Twister? Yeah, you know how slippery is and
stuff that they laid that out outside that room. What
is this home alone?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Leaving home alone?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Is in that light? What she gonna do? Who's that
slowing down? What are you buying with? Twister? Red top right,
left leg.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Like I had a barbera cartoon and the foody going.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Is she's sneaking out in the middle of the night
to do damage to them. And said, oh god, slip,
Oh my god, I bang my hip. God, that is
a nasty old trap there, all right? Have you set
a trap?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
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Speaker 3 (40:04):
Have you ever set a trap? Your story could win
you one thousand dollars for a Call of the Week
on thirteen fifty five, twenty two. Pats you ever set
a trap?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I have?

Speaker 4 (40:12):
I was living on my own early twenties in regional Victoria,
very scared of being on my own, hardly slept some nights,
like I just used to freak out.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
That's awful.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yeah, I was just a scaredy cat because I'd always
lived at home. You know. It was like first time
out of house and union and stuff. Anyway, our street
was getting targeted at this time, with breakings and people
getting burgled. So I thought, well, I'm going to sprinkle
flower on my front doorstep and then I will.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Know frim safe, isn't it criminals wor.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Won you know, because they burgled the house.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
No, But I didn't know if someone had targeted my house.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Oh god, this person's got flower on the floor. Let
me just tack it off, I mean, blow off. It's
the easiest to get, just a slight brush sure something.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Footsteps won't get in now. Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
It worked?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Because I got up for work the next morning and
there were footsteps at the front door and one of
the fly screens was like half hanging off. So maybe
they thought, oh, there's flower at this house.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Here's what they thought, lane kind of country bumpkin is
living in here?

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Starting with my flower.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Michelle good morning, Michelle.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Oh, good morning, Christian.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
I'm good, Michelle. I hope you had a great week.
Thanks to go on the show. And what's your story
about setting a trap?

Speaker 12 (41:44):
So somebody was stealing my newspaper that I used to
get delivered, and I took a fake newspaper or one
of the old newspapers. I wrapped it up with all
flower inside, thanks Pat, and I put all red riding
on the back of it so when you hold it up,
it would say, if you can read this, I've stolen
this newspaper. I wrapped it back up, put it back

(42:04):
out in the driveway, and they took it.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Oh that is.

Speaker 8 (42:10):
Good.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
It's no one is thinking or saying that it's not.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
The paper and got covered.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
We's of money, you know, from armor guard or something
that they've got like die on.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
And now I'm worried that people think you have to
call it with flowers stories and trap. It could be
other types of traps.

Speaker 12 (42:30):
Flower is a great trap.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Michelle, Thank you very much you call it. Have a
nice wee can you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Have a good day.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Danny, Good morning, Danny. Hello Danny. This better not involve flower.
Does it involve flower this trap.

Speaker 11 (42:43):
No, there's a two part trap. I'm a school teacher
and on our duty on the oval, a friend of
mine or a colleague. We were trying to bust the
smokers because smokers obviously always go to the far corners
of the oval news at set of trees. So I
went out before it was on recess. I went out
before recess and climbed up the tree.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I love this story already.

Speaker 11 (43:06):
So I was on the phone to my colleague, who
was on y on the far side of the oval.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Is up the tree. Yeah we can see you.

Speaker 11 (43:14):
Yeah, well it gets better than that. So I was
communicating with him, telling him who was smoking. So he came.
He came running across the oval, and of course everyone
stamps their cigarettes out and he just named them. He said, you, you, you,
and you, and they're looking at him saying, how do
you know? But you were balls away And then I
came out of the tree.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
In my mind, I want you to jump down, you know, gotcha? Wow, sir,
what an elaborate sting operation you two have done. And
no flower.

Speaker 11 (43:45):
Part two to that was when we went out the
next week. We knew that they were going to look
up the tree so we wheeled a recycling bin out
and put it next to the tree, and I got
in the.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
Big and you would believe it.

Speaker 11 (44:00):
You'd think they'd look in it, but they didn't. So
again I've been communicating within.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Peering out the top of the We.

Speaker 11 (44:09):
Busted them second time.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
This is so good.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Teacher, you were there.

Speaker 11 (44:14):
They decided to relocate after that.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
You go next.

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Have a lovely weekend. Enjoy spending your money.

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of the great Star Wars movies, their most popular movies
in the world, did not say that you're going to
you're going to rediscover them. When Gordon starts to get
into the Star Wars world and what a world is
going to get into?

Speaker 5 (45:45):
They're okay, They're okay.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Have you seen any of them?

Speaker 5 (45:48):
I've seen the originals and I saw the one with
I was gonna say, Harrison Ford. No, I was going
to say, I saw the one where Force awakens, you know,
number six. Maybe I do know what they are.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Actually, yeah, they've ruined them all by number of them
and that. But they're great movies. Don't you think they're okay?
Maybe it's a generation thing because I grew up with
them and so I idolize hand Sod. I hated Looke,
Skywalker found a little needy jerk, whereas a space pirate.
Oh my god, that's my guy who is also an
cheologist in another favorite movie, where won't he go spaceships

(46:22):
out to Egypt looking for the lost confidant? All right today,
then we're looking for your Bogan star wars ideas talking
about hand solo. Well, if he was an Ausia, be
hands hard solo gold Bogan fat silver Maas. Forget about
the lightsabers. No, these ones are powered by Veggie might sabers.

(46:46):
No millennium falcon, of course, no millennium Dingo from absolutely
will take it gladly lucky to have any silver work.
You're right, should have been a millennium ford ol Can.
God damn it. Louke Skywalker wouldn't be zipping around and
I'm pitching it's the wrong guy, but I go with
it anyway. Styles fans, you know Looke Skywalker wouldn't be

(47:09):
zipping around on that speed racer. He'd be on a
jet ski.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Well you started, so I know.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
I now I've got a really strong endingy one Kenobi
and on Australia Obi Wan Kenny Obi silver plant. Thank you,
very generous, Jack. What have you got?

Speaker 5 (47:27):
You know? Bba that little robot that rolls around.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Oh yes, someone's had a Google with Star Wars characters. Yeah,
b A b A, oh wow, how do you come
up with that gold charge?

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Our drinks charge?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Our drinks is great? That big long tongue, he'd be
great at the bar Boba fev gold plus hat tip
as well. That'll be good. And what was you should
just then there? You won't have any no, no, no,
no waved the top tier. That's very good. All right,
what have you got them? Bogan Star Wars Texaman Oh

(48:04):
fall seven five three one oh four three, Good luck.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
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Speaker 3 (48:10):
We're looking for your Bogan Star Wars. That's the time wasted.
Veston show wins two hundred and fifty dollars price Lign
Pharmacy voucher thanks to Quality Health. Jack. You're ready to
mark am ready to go the world's most reluctant Star Wars.
He's not a fan of it. He's now marking your

(48:30):
I know, I know it's not right. Is it is
marking your Star Wars? He's seen them one with Harrison
Ford and is what he said up two minutes ago.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
But I'm a fan of Bogans, so let's be halfway there.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
All right, Bogan Star Wars. Le's see what they've gone
jabb of the pizza hut. Let's see that's a gold
plus word earned Shinzja So Anakin Skywalker, Heineken Skywalker civil
plus an Andy Ac DC two instead of R two
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(49:07):
Anthony Toscaro, well done. Not Anakin Skywalker, Larakin Skywalker gold,
Steve Dart pitch Invader Gret Wow, very funny as well.
Luke Middleton, well done. I'm looking for Bogan Star Wars
ideas to down the time waster R two VB two silver,

(49:30):
Spewbacker gold. If in doubt, if it's about then just
chuck in the word spew you'll get something. Hand Solo
is flying the Millennium Frankston gold.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
With the flupy dice.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Yes, yeah, absolutely, yeah yeah, the base bins in the
back uh panel Van Solo So the hand Solo panel
Van Solo silver, Chewbasa gold, that's cav Melbourne Stormtroopers gold.
F Peter McKenna tick a bow. That's the last one.
So wish one you like Jack wive.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
To go on, But I really like Luke's Duff Pitch Invader.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Yeah, very very funny. You're the winner today. You get
the two hundred and fifty dollars price line Pharmacy voucher.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, the.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Last minute entry for the time waster on Bogan Star
Wars Mandy, May the Ford be with you.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Oh that's gold.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Christian Star was late when to make a coffee, had
to boil it from the pot because my aunt who's
staying over, took the kettle into a room. If you
are going to be late with the show, please have
the decency to explain it actually on Mandy good piece
and cues and more listeners just giving me the whole backstory.
I'm a huge fan of Wow, we have we got

(50:47):
a show next week. This is exciting. We have tickets
every day. Come and join us Beatle Juice to Music,
dinner and drinks. Tickets are on out now at Ticketech.
Beatle Dress and Musical arrives at Melbourne's beautiful Regent Theater
the seventh of May. Prepare for a night of screamingly

(51:08):
good fun. You can put your tickets at ticketech and
win them every show next week. Caden but just again,
where are we taking the listeners that win their way
next week to come and see the show and have
dinner and drinks with us? Where are we going already?

Speaker 10 (51:20):
First up, we're going to kick it off at Champagne Problems,
which is in the city, only a five minute walk
from the.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Theater, and you've expect it out. It needs to be
high end, only the very best for our listeners.

Speaker 10 (51:30):
Only the very best. We've got a private little lane
in Melbourne.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
It's very quiet coast a lane for usane.

Speaker 10 (51:36):
They didn't close it, but it is just a quiet light.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Oh okay, but there won't be other mumblies that don't
listen to this fine show, will there?

Speaker 10 (51:43):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (51:44):
As you walk down the stairs, you walk into what
you think God.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Has got stairs said, find somewhere with stairs, because last
time we didn't have stairs, and people were really pissy
about it. They just walked in. There was no kind
of arrival.

Speaker 10 (51:57):
Feeling well, you feel like you're at Beetle Juice and
because it's that really god awful green, the whole place
seem sure.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
The musical won the phrase. They spend a lot of
money on there anyway, China for Monday that's yes, that's
on Monday. On the show, stopped talking. Bye, I have
a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
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