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Fainted or Farted? Augustus Caesar, Sneaky Snacks, Oasis, Peacocking in the Sauna, The Timewaster and our RMHL Winner 

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning, Pats morning, Good morning, Alex, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Rio, good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
So we've had quite crazy twenty four hours. We were
in Sydney yesterday for the day I got yesterday evening
at ten o'clock. It was there was some big industry
event we all had to go to and Kay and
Jay were there and there was eleven hundred people there
in this venue that were in that was a theater
in a casino. Yes, yes, yes, My family were like,

(00:54):
you know, did you see the Sydney Harbor Bridge. I
still I landed. I got into an uber. I drove
into a strange hotel slash hybrid casino that looked like
it was about made hundred years ago with day walkers
that had about a billion in ATMs into a theater,
hung around all day in a theater that was way
too hot, it was steaming in there. Spoke for five

(01:18):
minutes and then we all just legged it back.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Like a FIFO worker.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yes, yes, now I should just say this, Patsy, how
are you feeling today? Because poor Pat's fainted on the
plane as we were getting off just about you know
the bit where you've been standing up for a while.
The plane landed yesterday evening here in Melbourne, and we're
just it was our turn to all move down the
alleyway and then suddenly Caitlyn grabbed my shoulder and at

(01:44):
first it sounded like because obviously she panished, and she
was trying to say to me, Pats has fainted, but
she garbled at words, and at first she said Pats
has farted. And I saw Pats being help off the floor,
and I was like, bloody must have been. It's been
a long day for us. It's blown off our feet
really yeah, and so we need to get off this

(02:05):
plane right now. Has mad? So that went what and
she went, Pats has fainted. I was like, oh my god,
the poor thing. You're lucky though. It was incredibly graceful, Yes,
it was, because poor people hurt themselves more when they
hit the deck. Right. You just sort of put it
in on.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
It was almost like a trustful like you you you
expected the people behind you to catch you.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
You're like get me and you I certainly wouldn't fall
at that with this team because you can't trust them,
because if I fell back on them, all the knives
would go in a lazy way. They went stamping in
the back the way for me to stab myself in
the back.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
You know, it's so crazy.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
I came to the realization I really didn't drink much yesterday,
nor did I mean more.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
You just hadn't have enough alcohol. Body went to shock
you because I ran to the front and the pilot
was stood there with the steward, and I said, hey,
someone's just face it down there, and have you got
in lemonade? And can you get a trolley as well?
And because I thought you might, I didn't know what

(03:15):
was wrong. Then I didn't know what and it goes great,
and you a doctor went work with that. I just
know I'm big on hydration.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I'd had like half a sandwich and an apple. I
think all day. Just wasn't hungry yesterday. It was such
a busy day.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It was just really hot, so.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Hot in that venue, like boiling hot, and I just yeah, yeah,
just hit hit the deck. Felt a bit dizzy, I thought, Oh,
I felt a bit dizzy. The next thing, this lovely
gentleman behind me has kind of got his arms up
under my armpits and picky me.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's your story, is it? I saw you two side
eyeing each other whole day.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
The oldest trick in the book.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, in distress. Who catch me?

Speaker 7 (03:57):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
I felt so bad. I'm so sorry to be so
dramatic like it was such a.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
No.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
I'm fine, seriously, but I do have to remember to
drink water and eat food. Yes, it was a big day,
and you know we did.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
When you when you, when you, when you, when you
start to faint, people just go, yes, you asked for
a glass of water anyone. The next thing you know,
you'd hit the deck.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
You don't even remember that.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
But you know, Alex and I had done the news
yesterday morning, so it was it was a massive day.
So I think, yeah, we carried the we did yesterday.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I did really literally sat in your backside Sydney and
did nothing. Dancing boy here had to get up on
the stage in front of eleven hundred people, and you
did so well. Six hours ago we had to read
out I actually the front page of the Herald Son
and I'll make read the back page. Did every half

(04:51):
an hour excuse me.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
You did a fabulous job yesterday.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Crazy. I tell you what I did find out on
the way home Oasis. I hear yesterday Uber driver was
telling me and I said to him, you didn't pick
them up? Ch in that uber your row A zone
four lium Zone two for you.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
No getting the camry.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
We've got uber X. We can all ride together. The
brothers were they start fighting again. We have tickets today
to be one and we're going live to the Oasis
merch Store in an hour's time.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
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this is insane. Someone gets a phone call out of
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You all get to hear, You get to eavesdrop on

(05:52):
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The grand prize is a five point three million dollar
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The one we gave away last year is about five
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(06:12):
good time, and now it's selling it absolutely brilliant. So
someone wins the grand prize, the big home, which is
worth five point three million, and they get fifty thousand
dollars in gold. It's always so exciting making these phone calls. Yeah,
I cannot wait to make it today. And I think
somebody we always know it's just a name and a

(06:33):
phone number. We know nothing more about theman. We find
out all about them. When you find out live, it's
an incredible moment to share. Actually, and even people I
get these uvely message and people that brought the tickets,
but then when they hear who it is, they feel
good that someone like that won the price. And I
always think we just sort of hand it over, we
surrender to something bigger than us. We find out what

(06:54):
happens and who gets it. But it's an amazing thing
to hear. Even if you didn't buy tickets, get them
next time. Because they do this a couple of times
a year. It's an amazing price. I can never wrap
my head around the fact that most of the phone call.
By the way, if you've never heard us do it before,
is them going you could me you can, because there's
no way we can process in a couple of minutes
that you've won that well.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I always think you're pranking.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
There's actually joking. Yeah, you're joking. This is for real,
It is real, you're kidding. Yes, yeah, Oasis are here
opening night Tomorrow night, Friday night at Marvel, then Saturday night,
then they got a couple of days of sight seeing,
then the back on next Tuesday night. We have tickets
at seven this morning. I cannot wait going tomorrow night.

(07:39):
I cannot believe it's funny here I find it. This
year is a really quick here, but it's the last
twelve months. And when it was announced tickets went on sale,
there was that frenzy trying to buy the tickets. But
then there was the fear that actually they either wouldn't
even make the London shows without busting up after so long,
you know, with a really horrible breakup and being separated,

(07:59):
that they'd never make it hit to Australia. That might
just some of the European shows, but not all the
way to austral So I can't belief they're in the country,
they're in Melbourne, they're arrived yesterday. It is now tomorrow night. Yesterday,
when I was in my Uber heading home from the airport,
I was looking at news stories that we might talk
about today's show, and I just saw the headline RIO

(08:19):
that said Queensland schools study the wrong Caesar. This is
an unbelievable story about these poor Year twelve students. And
heart goes out to all the mums and dads and
the kids doing Year twelve. It's a big year for
the kids and us parents are sort of just walking
alongside it with them. This is the worst possible story
you need, mate.

Speaker 8 (08:39):
This is barely believable. It's like something from the Onion.
So there were six, sorry eight schools in Queensland in
the year twelfth history exam. For the past years they've
been studying Augustus Caesar.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So Julius Caesar was Augustus's great uncle.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Oh okay, yes, good knowledge.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I didn't know when he was assassinated in his will.
I believe that he adopted because he was very as
a a mentor to Augustus.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, and so now this year they've switched it.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
Instead of doing Augustus Caesar now they're focusing on Julius Caesar.
But eight of these schools in Queensland either didn't get
the memo or there's been some sort of just misunderstanding
with the two seas.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Exam was about the other Caesar.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
The exam is about Julius Caesar and well not August.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
So just to try and break that down, that's like
you study Prince Harry for a year and you go,
there's a bloody question about King Charles, or you've been
studying Taylor Swift lyrics and it's Travis Kelsey's playbook. But
these are two different things, two different people.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
And can you imagine how do you tell the students that, like,
how do you sit them down and be like, okay,
two days time, it's everything.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, they work so hard. They really believe that it's
gonna it's the currency to unlock in the rest of
your life, and it's really easy for grown ups. He
other side to go, oh it's okay. I saw the
Education Minister said, look, it's not the end of the world.
That isn't going to help me. It does feel like
this to them, and that can't be the far No, no, no,
it's really really unfair. The other thing that really caught
my mind is like, wait, they're doing Roman history in

(10:14):
this country. That's the biggest story for me. Let's not
get let's still get lost in the weeds of the
wrong Caesar. There's this shadow that Queensland is looking at
Roman history. That's good though.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I've gone down a wormhole. Now I'm gonna have to
shut down this towb on Roman history. I love Roman history,
and it's really nice to go about ten things that
the Romans gave us. Oh, central heating. Ah, do you
think that they were like, you know, Julius and Missus
Caesar argument a thermostat. It's too sooner, put the thermost up,
put another toga on. Come on, love, it's not seeing

(10:50):
us some fortune utility bills. There'd be the death of
me if only yes. All right, So last week on
the show, I didn't realize it wasn't just me. Loads
of you do this. We're calling this sneaky snacks. So
I had to do one of those dreaded rushes to
the supermarket. Last week, you open up the fridge anyone
knows you've got nothing to have for dinner, and you

(11:12):
realize you're hungry. You're angry, You're angry, so grumping. I
went to the supermarket when I was just rushing around
get some stuff that I could throw together for dinner
for me and my wife. I thought, oh my god,
I saw a little smaller pack of Pringles, and I thought,
I'll have that. Want to have it in the house,
because because my wife will turn me off eating before
dinner as well, and carbs, and so I thought, but
I have that secret eat in the car. So as

(11:34):
I'm inhaling that little Pringle tube of greatness, I suddenly
get this feeling that someone's watching me. I look over
to check no one is watching me. It's a bad look.
It's a bad look to see someone like me doing this.
You know, you might change your breakfast show just that
I saw on once. What was he doing here to
be actually snorting a line of Pringle powder? It is
cars chopping it up there? What is Dona? They don't care.

(11:56):
They don't care. Anyway. I looked over two ways over
there was a guy my age opening up a multi
pack of crisps and helping himself to one of them.
I banged my chebe on the window to get his
attention and he looked over and he thought there was
a problem or some of that, and I was waving
my pringles. We looked at each other. We saw that
we were middle aged dads enjoying our sneaky snacks and

(12:18):
it was a bonding moment, beautiful. And so last year,
I want to know, is it just me or do
you do this? Is when we have you do the
sneaky snacks? Oh my god, we got so many stories.
One of them, Steve, we'd end up given a thousand
dollars two for our coller of the week last week
and his stories about the lemon tarts. Bakers July have
these delicious lemon tarts. But I had to be really
sneaky at home.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I've had to keep finding different spots to hide him
because my wife.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Keeps finding them. So what spots have you had? Suitcase suitcases?
A great one? You really eating that? Like once you
are suit you in that carriage every couple of days, Steve,
what do you want to I was checking the suitcases again.
So back we're asking him again, what are your sneaky snacks? Patsy,
what's it for you?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I had subway for lunch the other day and I
wasn't sure if the Love God was going to be home,
if he was working from home or not. Nothing, I
won't be anyway he was. And I didn't know quite
how to tell him because I heard him call out,
what are we going to do for lunch? You're going
to do a sandwich? He didn't know that I'd either.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Surely he's not going to judge you. The chair to
strive would be down.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
He would know he totally would judge me, and so
much so I actually with the wrapper I shoved it
up under my thigh when I heard him coming down, the.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Phrase under my subway wrap thigh and he goes.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Do you want me to make so much numb? I'm
not really hungry. He must be famished after working. No, No,
you get yourself.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
This was the other way around, your spindy sense.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
You would know he's you know what, I know by
the expression on his face.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
I know when he's had what is code name for
a chicken sandwich, which is a KFC Philip Berger.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Chicken sandwich by his face when he comes in the door.
And I was like, what did you have for lunch today?
And there's a bit of a smirky.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Chicken sandwich some cown.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yes, it's a half truth, and I say it's that
code name for KFC.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Maybe no, And he can't look me in the eye,
and I know, damn well where he's been been cheating.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's like you when your dog's been up on the
tabletop or something and you catch it. You can't look
you in the eye. That starts skulking around with their
head down. Kin has got one as well. What's your
sneaky snack?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Mine is very similar to pats. So my partner is
a very clean eater, so very particular about it. Doesn't
ever really eat fuss.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Could we make it sound like it's a bad thing. No, she.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Is crazy, Yeah, she's crazy for me.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
You know, I grew up having McDonald's, you know, once
a month. It was a lovely little treat. So removing
that from my diet has been tough. So every now
and then I will get my sneaky McDonald's or my
sneaky KFC, and I go so far as to use
a different card because we have a draw and I
don't want her to see the transaction, so.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
I'll use you know what.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
This came up so much last week, didn't it? What
people is? They get it when they're filling up with fuel.
You don't notice states the color batch of bloody price
of fuel these days, the Russians China. You put your
maximon in there or whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
I witnessed Caitlyn do it last week at Adelaide.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
Were hungover at the airport and she pulls out the
old iron G card, which I've never seen before, and.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Away, cheeky, sneaky. All right, what are you sneaking around? Snacking?
It's not just a snack, it's how you try to
cover up the snack crime. There's a for five days.
There's a pop up Oasis merch store at Melbourne Central
and it opens at ten this morning. It is going
to set out very very quickly. It's all limited range

(15:47):
stuff and because they've done his partnership with Adidas as well,
it looks great. Anyway, we're sending Josh, you know, our
friend on reception that we sent to London to try
and interview the band and he got nowhere, but he
had a great time. They are a bit closer to
Josh right now, hopefully by Wednesday. Anyway, he is going
to the Oasis Merch store hours before opens. He's gonna

(16:09):
be down there after seven o'clock and we are buying
you some much so the tickets are upgraded today. We'll
also be giving away exclusive Oasis merch. You can pick
what you want and we'll give it to you, all right,
Sneaky snacks, these are incredible, Christian. I come for a
European family. When I was younger, we always had bread
with pascuccio and salami. Now to Gromance, not uncommon for

(16:32):
me to raw dog a pack of Continental, telling me
in the car before I leave the shops.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
That is a sight.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Imagine shoulder. That's a mad Viking king. Christian. My sneaky
snack beef sticks. I grabbed them every time I'm at Woodies.
They come in a pack of five. I have to
scoff them in the car before I get home so
my wife doesn't find out. Russell Christian. I thought I'd
got away with my sneaky KOFC lunch by hiding the

(17:03):
evidence within the canopy of the herd at the back
of the ute. Forgotten, and we had to go and
pick up a very large mirror from marketplace, and I
would insist that I would lift this giant mirror by
myself anonymous. I love the mint patties and hide him

(17:23):
in the Twinings tea box. The family hasn't found them yet. Yes,
very very good. So last place I look in a
coffee obsessed city. All right, kids coming, what is your
sneaky snack and how do you hide it?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oasis are in Melbourne. The first of their Australian shows
are right here in Melbourne, righty, so opening tomorrow Night's
Saturday night then Tuesday night. Rio. You're looking at a
photo of Liam at the airport, yes yesterday, with his
trade my iconic bucket out in his head.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Yes, he's got a yellow bucket hat and he's got
a big pair of sunnies as though no one could
notice him. But who else is wearing a bucket hat
these days?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
It's incredible. This immense world tour they've been on. Over
two million tickets have been sold. The Australian is sold out.
Within the Australian shows, the ones they're doing here and
in Sydney sold out within an hour. They are more
popular now than they were at the peak of their
fame in the nineties. Wow, they never used to shift
that many tickets. Used to be massive in Europe and

(18:27):
they never shifted that many tickets in America. It did
some big shows, so like one hundred and thirty thousand
people in sow Paolo, where there never used to sell tickets.
And at the start of it, I know some people
sort of followed the journey and worked for the band.
At the start of it, they literally were arriving separately.
They would arrive from different parts of the stage and
it was all like, just stay apart, be on stage,

(18:48):
play the songs. It's all going to be okay. And
then if you've seen any of the footage that has
been shared by the band on social media, they're now
coming on stage, hugging, holding hands. I think it's genuinely
the reunion has really helped heal something. And I think,
you know, the middle aged guys now they're in their fifties,
I would guess that they're enjoyed it more now the

(19:09):
second wave of being stars, that people still care about
the music, not just people my age who grew up
with them in the nineties and followed them, but young
people as well. It must be such an incredible thing
to go around the world that the songs you wrote
twenty odd years ago and more are being still feel
relevant now with your brother as well. Brother and they're
a part and the really horrible, acrimonious split for fifteen years.

(19:32):
It's amazing. The Oasis story. I cannot wait. And the
really exciting thing is we got tickets. If you weren't
lucky enough to get the tickets, we have some today.
And wait, not just tickets, you could win the tickets
and go in very cool Oasis merch. I don't know
why bands don't make nicer much. I've all got those
ugly t shirts you get when you go and see
the live show. Never wear it again. They're hideous. It

(19:55):
just got some cheap ass flote on the front and
the tour dates on the back. You're never gonna wear
it again. You feel like I should have a momentor
but you're never wearing that. Oh, let me just get
that spring ugly ass strange blue cuts possibly call for that.
I went to see Springsteen two years ago. He's my guy.
I brought the T shirt. I don't want it send
it's a bend. It in the day Huggly t shirt.

(20:16):
How have this stuff? They've done collaborations with Adidas. Looks
really cool. So not only can you win your tickets
in a minute by calling us on thirteen double five,
double two, but you can also win some Oasis merch
right now from this temporary pop up store that's at
Melbourne Central for the next couple of days. That's how
big this is. I mean, look Taylor Swift mar I've
done a couple of nights at the MCG. She did

(20:38):
in her own shop. Oatless have their own their own
pop up store at Maas and way before it opens
at ten o'clock this morning. A man from Reception is
down there at the Oasis Merch store in Melbourne Central.
Good morning, Josh, Good morning guys.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
So, Josh? How big is the store?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
This crowned with Oasis merch is.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
Absolutely packed to the rafters with merch. Anything you can
really think of from the band is here. Merch wise,
it is just a paradise.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay, now, Josh, what are your picks? Because we can
give away some of this merch right now to people
calling in who also trying to win the tickets. What
do you recommend?

Speaker 9 (21:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
Absolutely. The top pick guys is a pint glass and
a Waisis is classy. Yeah, your cold brew in this
glass is going to be so good. Then after that
we have wait for a tote bag class.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
It's a season for it. Yeah, beach weather in your
towel to the beach, definitely.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
And also we've got an oasis. It's like I think
it's kind of like a track suit. It's like long,
it's got long sleeves.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I mean we have longer sleeves in a tracksuit. Inspect to.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Perfect and also my absolute favorites here. You will be cool.
If you wore this every single day for the whole year,
you'd still be cool. It's like an Awais collaboration with Adidas,
like total soccer top. It's like so sick.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
And then they've got the bucket hats there, Liam rocks
up Essay landing at the airport here in Melbourne and
it was wearing his bucket hat. Have they got those?

Speaker 7 (22:32):
They've got every type of bucket hat. They've even got
a tie die Awais buckett.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Did it ever go away and think it was like that?
Munets have been always around here. There are eternal themes
of Australia. In fact, the Australian flank should also have
a little bit of tire.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
And it's reversible as well, so you can put it
inside out.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Oh wow, oh my.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
God, you're kidding me. Reversible is now very eighties, all right, Josh.
So to win today's Oasis tickets, we're going to play
Oasis I Spy. So you're in the store. What do
you spy? Listeners have the guests, what are you looking
at right now? I spy with.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Liam and Nole's little eye. Something beginning with B.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oher, I've got no tie, dine in my wardrobe, bring
it back, all right? The clue is something beginning with
the letter B. It's in the Oasis Merch Store. Guess right,
you're off to go and see Oasis car.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Now the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
It is almost showtime. All Us Training show sold out
in nan New seconds. We have tickets to see them
in the Melbourne We're playing down live at the Oasis
Merch Store. They're at Merch Store here. This is how
big news it is in Australia. And I've been doing
this around the world. What a great idea. Yeah, brilliant,
don't just want to buy ugly merch and our man,
Josh is from reception and it's sounded be a little

(24:09):
bit robotic down there today, but we're going to loosen
them up right now. You're right down there.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
Yeah, we're good, We are good, We are ready.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Who's who's down there with? You? Actually get the feeling
you've broken into that place. I know you're a big
Oasis fan. I'm like, how is he in there? Three hours?
It's like the louverra Josh was the guy who did that.
They how are you even in there? Soon? Let you in?

Speaker 7 (24:34):
So I'm here with Caitlin. She had the key and
you think there'll be alarms everything. We just we came in.
It was super quick.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, exactly, thanks mate, It was actually really easy to
break in.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Fact, stay down there, put yourself on seek. You're out
of a job. The Oasis much and the management are
going to love us. There's no alarms here. I just
happened to sout this weekend. Cody's three two one thing,
No one leaves day Berthton off you go. There's no
alarms here. Oh he's some reception. Okay, okay, okay, live radio.

(25:14):
You know all right, Josh, okay, we're doing we're doing.
I spy. What can you spy in the store? Guess right,
win the Oasis tickets.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
That's right, So I spy something with my little eye beginning.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
With B B for Barry, and I love the way
that five minutes ago it was called I spy with
Liam and Nole's eye. Now you've moved them out of
inserted yourself.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
That's true. You know I spy. It's not me, it's
the store, my little lie.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, all right, everything, all right, Josh, do you have
any coffees today? All right, let's take some guesses. You
just behave there online. One. Let's go to who we
got here, Robert, welcome to the show. Good morning morning Robert.
So you big Oasis fan.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
I am back in the day. Yeah, back in my
much younger and yeah much younger.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Gyes great, and what do you think the answer is
at hats B for hat Josh.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
It is.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Robert. But as a runners up price, what can we
get you some Oasis merch?

Speaker 7 (26:21):
I love a jacket, would be amazing to.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Get you the jacket. What size large?

Speaker 7 (26:27):
Probably double XL.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I think double xcel. It's better to be comfort. You
can grow into it. Sure, we'll go with that, all right, Robert,
thanks for calling. Tough luck. Thank you. Liam's on the line.
Yeah wow, he's ordering on that with Josh right now.
Hello Liam and leadam welcome to show and what the answers?

(26:53):
Thank you very much, thanks mate. Welcome now within the
answer is is it a beanie purchase for beanie? Josh?

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Beanie? It is incorrect.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
But where do you want to know where? He says
Polo top Ah, Yeah, I'll go one of those.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
It's yours, it's.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yours, all right, that's Josh. Let's go to who we
got here? Came I Carmine, good morning, I'm good, I'm good,
I'm good so big Oasis fan. Yes, I love them,
right okay? And if you got tickets, so we're trying
to win them, trying to win them, all right, listen,
good luck. What do you think it is? Josh is
down there with his monkey little pink eye. What can
you see? Backpack? Backpack? It is not corrects that now, Carmine?

(27:48):
What can I get you as a runners up price?

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Lovely T shirt?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
T shirt?

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Josh absolutely coming right up, all.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Right, thank you, and let's go to Simona, and we've
got Simone here and Charlie your daughter. Good morning money
all right, so you're on the school run, you're at home.
What's the deal, just like Charlie up? How old is Charlie?

Speaker 9 (28:14):
Charlie sixteen?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Dear?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
You don't wake up a sixteen year old suddenly?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And then drop that into my world and make it
my problem.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
You might have to have a light pass today.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
So you're both big Oasis fans?

Speaker 10 (28:27):
Yes, absolutely, Oh I love this and.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Didn't it didn't manage to get tickets?

Speaker 7 (28:32):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 9 (28:34):
Ah right, we're on the line now and I've got
a good guess.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
All right, So it's the bee. Mum's playing okay, So
mom's Simone playing for mom and daughter Charlie, she's just
been woken up. So you've got like the veteran Oasis
fan and the younger generation. I like it, okay, b four.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
Badge old tall nineties badge?

Speaker 7 (28:57):
Okay are you sitting down?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Two aways? Mom, Simon and sixty old daughters have been
rudely woking. You're going, Charlie, well done. You are off
to Oasis and we're gonna merch you up as well. Mum, Simone,
what do you want?

Speaker 9 (29:28):
I want the Charlie I want?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
All right, Charlie, you can have the tracks. Mum's is
happy with the badge. Christ tag mum life. Take what
you're giving. Oh no, my pleasure. I'm so glad that
you've won. I think everybody is. It's great news as
worth being woken up for earliest morning, isn't it, Charlie?

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Absolutely great?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Listen, enjoy the show. All right, thanks all, I have
a great day, Charlie. Thanks Simone.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Bye the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
All right, right now, then we're gonna go around the team.
What have we all been googling? You can just randomly
Google sometimes these days, chat ept it's making Google look
like a bit of a landline. Oh okay, Google. So
you want me to look at fifty different articles to you, Well, well,
my new mate will just give it ak to me.

(30:21):
We'll read them out loud, mate. Yes, anyway, I told
you I've been googling. My twenty one year old daughter
was almost in a car accident the other day and
it really, obviously very so shook her up, and it
shook hers up, and so I've been googling. I need
to get her a dash cam. I mean, I need
to find someone who can actually install it, because I
saw online you can self install them. That car will

(30:42):
be at far greater risk than an accident than if
I start getting under that bonnet and it's stolen cameras.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
You know, just stick it onto the windscreen.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh otherwise I just steal on the cameras in the studio.
Put it on the top of the top of the car,
you know, like a police siren. So if anyone can
actually I did go on Google and in trouble is
these days when you're to try to find someone that's
good and recommended, it's hopeless. You don't know what reviews
to trust. So I've asked, well, if anyone someone will know,
maybe you've hired someone recently who's mobile, not that they

(31:14):
can just get around, but I mean, will come to
your house and install the thing. Please let me know.
Just send me a text message. It really happens at
the moment four seven five three one oh four three.
Perhaps what have you been googling ticketing hacks?

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Because I had a mad frenzy.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
You'll relate to this, you know, when there's a concert
coming up and you've got to join that dreaded queue
and you feel you start breaking out.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
It's so stressful.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Because you've got how many minutes do they give you?
I'm so stressful minute five minutes?

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Five?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 8 (31:43):
Anyway, last Friday, You've got to have everything ready, credit
calord numbers, and you never know your ticket Tech or
ticket Master password.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
I never know what it is.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Then they send you the code and then you can't
find it in your and you've got such a short
amount of time.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
So stressful because this is obviously normally there's a mega
demand when it's it's moms and dads who actually have
jobs and lives nowadays with a lot of pre sales.
Is suddenly at one or three in the afternoon, people work.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
I know, cuts into your day. Audrey wanted to see
Conan Gray. Ah, yes, yeah, apparently his next year at
rod Labor Arena, and just sort of mentioned it in
passing and also hinted that, you know, you haven't got
my Christmas I haven't told you.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
What I wanted to do.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
So it was like smart move, that's the only thing
on her list.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
So they say that and then you check that off
and then they wait a couple of weeks and they
give you some other.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
Stuff they want, or they say, oh, no, I don't
really want to go.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
You think, oh, anyway, I thought there has.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
To be a shortcut of you know, some sort of
tactic of how to go about getting to the top
of the queue, and then it turns out there's not.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
You've just got to like hit, try and strike while
the iron's hot.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
But the trouble is then you find look at the
seating plan like you haven't even got time to see.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Oh they're good seats. I think they're good seats.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I'll just get them.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Otherwise I'm going to miss out.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
And you don't hit refresh like I did last year.
There was tickets I hit refreshed. I don't know why
those tickets just disappeared ether.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
Yes, you'd never to be seen into the waiting room
as early as possible if I being I think I've
always had good luck doing that. Do you use multiple browsers? No,
it does know now because then it thinks you're a bot.
So it's got this bot technology because there's all these
you know, Russian bots eating up everyone's tickets and reselling them.
So if you use multiple browsers, laptops.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
But they're onto that now.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
They're onto that now because.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
It's big business with companies now and illegally doing this
and then selling them out a markup, isn't it desperate
mums and dads.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Yeah, anyway, So I've got the tickets, so.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Right at the back, she's there, get an eagle I view.
You know, it's nice to see the backstage as well
as the front stage, see everyone having a good time.
I like getting vertigo and seeing live music. It's a
long time up K two with your joint, Like, what
kind is this? Twenty percent me in about eight mates long.

(33:59):
So we went to I can't remember what the big
game was were June on Friday night and we had
lots so it was eight of us, so there was
like there was a load of beers and we'd all
double parts. There was. It was sixteen bits and it
was so chary to work going up. They're not spinning them.
People were clapping us as we were going by. That
gets some sort of game jone and I was like,
do we need to tie rope to each other? All right,

(34:21):
We're going to take a break. When we come back.
We get in to see what Rio has been googling.
Why don't you share yours? Text me? Oh four seventy
five three one oh four three.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast Rio.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
What have you been looking at? What have you been googling?

Speaker 8 (34:35):
I've been googling how to fold shirts like they do
in the shops, because I.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Saw this woman absolutely doing it in like one of
these they have some sort of a four but card
they use.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
No, she was doing it, she was performing it, and
she was just like wow and just doing.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Maybe like radio skill set.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
I saw something on my Socials the other week, weird.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Hang on a minute, where's Pat's gone? Suddenly we've got
a media professor with us. Pats has put on a
pair of media glasses, you know, those big, big plane ones.
Now you get they are well, perhaps has changed character
like my geeky glasses.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
And it's a machine and it looks like, I don't know,
like a home printer, that sort of size, and you
just literally chuck your clothes in it.

Speaker 8 (35:18):
Oh jeans shirts, T shirt, Oh my god, because my
my T shirts.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
I put them in there nicely folded. When I take
them out, they look like crap. Oh really, yeah, I
need something like that anyway, that's what I've been.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
You know, it's so sad. I hang my T shirts.
Oh really, it looks so sad. It's a commeding army
or something to a walking wardrobe. He's got a dresses.
There's some crazy man with about twenty two white.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
Or black T shirts, T shirt irons and hung up
beautily pressed.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Mister Wayne, your Springsteen T shirt has been dressed, deleted.
As soon as they come out the washing machine. I
hang them on the line already on the hangar. Oh
go straight from it goes straight to the Yeah, and
that way. No, we don't need to own that way.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
No.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I deal with shirts as well. It doesn't quite well.
I'm so lazy about ironing. I just iron in front
of a shirt.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
I guess if you put a jacket over the back, yes, oh,
I just the moonwalks to the bottom.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
We'll see creasy old back. That guy, how does he? Spike?
Must be a mess, Alex, what have you?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
We heard the Mexican go on pray a few days
ago and I looked up how many points for fifth
place in Formula one because Oskar Pistre came fifth, and
I was like, he is he gonna win?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
The drivers championship. But no, he's a point down in
the Driver's champions there's bad news for him. There's all
these conspiracy theories that he.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Was nobbled, and yeah, it's all your Orlando Norris, aren't
they there?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
And you know around the world they say you're sore losers.
But of course not. Suddenly he starts to not do
very well and it's a cheating English. Yeah, papers tires,
dirty old cheaps. He's got his pedal to the metal
and they're still taking the it's not fifty English in Mexico.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
The other thing on Google was on I put myself
on my spelling, but privilege.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
It gets me every time.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Privilege topic of.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
E L A O we are I V I L
E G E oh god, the.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Wow double degree rio, the privilege one. Well, this guy
knows all about privileges. Worry slips off the tongue. So
he said, let us it's in his DNA. I still
got the glasses on. Edna's here, and can you text

(37:59):
us what you've been googling as well? Fur seventy five
three one O four three Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
This is the phone call that changes somebody's life and
it's amazing us for somebody, but it's also a very
special moment for us. All to eves drop in on
so if you don't know what's about to happen. We
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(38:20):
the Royal Melbourne Hospital. It is the Royal Melburn Hospital.
Home Lottery. Time for me to call up the winner,
tell them live there. They've won the big grand prize
and it's a five point three million dollar grand prize
single lever. Matt's a stunning home in Camberwell, including all furniture.
It's fully furnished and you get fifty thousand dollars in gold.
It's an incredible prize. So the lawyers have come in.

(38:44):
All we have is a name and a number and
then we're going to surprise them right now. So Rio,
you've got the number. All right, let's call up the
winner right now here live on Gold one four point three. Hello,
Hi there, who's this?

Speaker 9 (39:05):
Who am I'm speaking to?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
My name is Christian O'Connell. Yes, and is this who
is this? M I'm not the owner of the phone.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Actually I've just picked it up, so oh I really need.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
To speak to the owner of the phone. It's very important.

Speaker 10 (39:22):
Well get great callback lighters in.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
She definitely yes, We'll try again, try again, call back
right now. Well, we've never heard this one before. Do
you think that is her?

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Yeah, I think it's I think he doesn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, Hi, you've gone a voicemail.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
She tried one time and then maybe we Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
She's now flicking us the voicemail. Hello. All right, so
this hasn't it's live radio. So never been in this
situation before. We're doing this for seven years. Never had
someone actually, what does it want to take the call?
But this is the world we live in now. We
are you don't know the number, you know you're not

(40:13):
coming in. If you're on the phone, you're up to.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
No good and you have a very suspicious voice.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I don't think it's an English moment. I have a
very trustworthy voice. I think probably one of the most
trustworthy voices in Australian radio. You're saying, the other toe
racks up and.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Down the dial.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Alright, So we're gonna obviously have to keep trying because
it is her price. He has to get it. It's
just I don't know. We have to drive around the house,
bang on the windows. All Right, we're going to take
a break. We'll come back.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
All Right, So here's the situation. I have a five
point three million dollar house I can't give away. Seventy
years of doing this, probably done twenty of these calls.
It's never gone on this. She hung up on me.
She hung up with me. People are texting, going call me.
I won't hang up a hundreds of thousand people right now.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Go and call me.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I'll I'll take your call. So participating, what have we done?
Because it is her price?

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Okay, So I've text her personally to say hi, we're
it's us and we're calling.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I've also contacted her that would that would make me
more suspicious.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
And then I've also called.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
The Also your spelling is Atrocian, so hi, piss us
help us ras a classic scam trick, A couple of
our missing letters, and so the last time we spot scambusters.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay, I think we might have her give me a
second all right to play.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
A song, stay with us. Hopefully, by our fate, I'll
have given this house away.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
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Speaker 1 (41:49):
Christian, I think our amh needs a clause in the
tea and c's just qualifying winner's reportation radio one hundred percent. Stacey,
we've had an update. She's in a appointment. She's in
an appointment, and we'll be out in twenty minutes and

(42:10):
I can call her then. She doesn't know what it's
about other than it's urgent. As only as she knew
going to appointment.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
This couldn't be more important than five point three million dollars.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Exactly, change your line. I can wait. Okay, So twenty
minutes from now quarter to nine. Yeah, we call her
and we can. Oh my god, get me this hard.
So many people are desperate for this five point three
million at a home. We can't actually give it away.
She won't even to take my call. Now's not a
good time. Coming back in twenty minutes with that great news.

(42:42):
Change my life in twenty minutes time. All right, we'll do.
By the way, we found out where she's from, and
all I know from producer Kating is right, she went
she's from the country. It must be suspicious of people,
one of my people. Yeah, yeah, so no one, she's

(43:03):
a bit you up to seeing you around the small
little hamlet. All right, So Ria, what happened at the hotel.
We all had to go to Sydney for the day yesterday,
big industry thing. We went for the day. We came back.
Patsy fainted on flight. She's okay, but she really did.
She'd been on an all day again and that room. No, no, no, no,

(43:26):
she was just dumb dere was what we agreeed, wasn't
There was the statement to me, yeah, the when I
went to the front to say, hey, look, my friends
has fainted. You know we might need the trolley to
help her get off, and that the pilot went, Has
there been alcohol? If anything? Not enough? Actually I think
she only had one.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
No, I had none yesterday.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
What was in that flask that you wouldn't wouldn't want
us topping up? It's not medicine, it says on their
mama's medicine pen.

Speaker 6 (43:54):
It's mummy's alixa. No I had no, I didn't even nothing,
I swear nothing. Just not enough water, not enough anyway?
What's the what's what happened in the hotel?

Speaker 5 (44:04):
About the hotel?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Rio got involved in a scene in the sauna. Should
very dramatic coming days in Sydney. Get ready Sydney were
coming we're putting you on a look.

Speaker 8 (44:14):
We have not showered ourselves in glory. We had some
time to kill. So I went to the hotel sauna,
open the door, and the scene that greets me is
three old men as naked as.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
The day they were born, just like no, no, there's
no dignity towel sitting on the towers, but there's no
folding over.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
They know each other.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
I have no idea. They weren't looking at eyone talking.
They were just looking straight at the doors. I walk in,
three naked guys.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
They must have thought game on what you been? We
butched you for an hour ago, and it's passion on me,
isn't it? And you clean up and hereafterwards? No, no, no,
because it's like an embatic training.

Speaker 8 (44:59):
I'm in my bodies and I don't want to look
like a wolf, so I don't want them or so
I immediately like I just duck back out the door,
strip off completely.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
What would you do?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
All naked? Doesn't mean you have to it's weird to
not be naked with anyone else. It's hoddy. You went
in going all right, sausage bets, hang on, guys. That's
let's turned three into four. I think let's get this going.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
I didn't understand.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
No, this is about the Sego because you think, oh,
you're old tribute. I'm a young stallion.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Take a look at this.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Remember this guy. You sure you didn't hear your head?

Speaker 6 (45:35):
That's what it is about.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
You were peacock in the sauna.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Such a bad choice of words. All the right one?
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Speaker 1 (45:49):
So much drama in the next twenty five minutes. It's
been the hour of no drama, drama. Christian is Rio's
castle for sale? More drama, aren't you it is? Is
it wide open? Five? K I'm looking for Christian. I
was so convinced you were going to call me. I
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(46:12):
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(46:57):
franchises with the most stores in Australia. What do we
think power rankings?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Well, Maccas would be once sure at number two.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Have a guess how many maccas do you think there
are in a Australia.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Oh god on thousand, five thousand, one.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Thousand and fifty five. That's only number two. O KFC
number three.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Surely not hungry Jacks number five?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Oh subway Yes, yes, little units, Yes, you know he
needs that fridge, the counter. They're normally in quite narrow spaces.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Are they anywhere?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Yes? Twelve fifteen in case you're wondering. All right, so
we're looking for your fast food movies. Burger on the
Orient Express, not Murder Burger. Her Keel looked like he
loved a Burger, big old unit where they dragon great

(47:54):
Bruce Lee movie Iconic when Bruce wasn't front kicking people
around housing people. He would love to go Subway of
the Dragon.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
No, they're perfect, perfect silver miners.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Domino brother Where art thou Domino? Finding? Nando's my god?
In this I was trying to find Perry Perry, Sorry, Ria,
What have you got? Fast food movies?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Nanny mcflurry, whoa goals? Despeakable bond me, Yeah, can't keep.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
It, keep an untrustworthy voice as well. Bronz for Laff. Actually, no,
that's clever, smart Gold.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
And Brad Pitt and Margo Robbie starring Cababylon.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Oh that's very good. Gold all right, what have you
got them? Fast food movies? Also coming up next? Maybe,
just maybe we give a five point three million dollar
home away.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
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Speaker 1 (48:56):
All right, we're going back him.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Christian O'Connell show on Goals. By now, we should have
given away the house. We tried, I have tried so
many times. It's time to find the winner for the
rom Urban Hospital Home Lottery, the grand prize, the big House,
five point three million dollar home in Camberwell and fifty
thousand dollars in gold. Here's what's happening so far. We

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have a winner. I tried to call. Uh, she did
not want to take the call. She thought was like
a robot call or something. She actually hung up, tried
again flick me straight to voice smail naram age of contact,
her saying that someone is trying to speak to you.
She doesn't know what it's about. And she said, then
I've got to go into a meeting, but I'm available
now here. We are at ten tonight. Okay, So for

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the third time, let's try and give it all the
way calling. Now call it now. This is live. Anything
can happen and nothing could happen. Please pick up.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
Hello, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Hello, is this Ruenna.

Speaker 10 (50:00):
It is Rowena.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Are you Rowena? You're live on Gold one oh four
point three. My name is Christian. Yes, Now I have
called a couple of times. I think maybe you're worried
itout a robo call or a scam.

Speaker 10 (50:13):
Yes, I did think. I did get a call this morning,
and I did think it was a scam.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
That was That was me. Sorry, that's quite right, that's
kind of I totally understand. Now do you know why
I'm calling you? No, I don't.

Speaker 10 (50:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Maybe I should have led with that and you might
have took the call. You've won the Royal Melbourne Hospital
Home lottery grand price.

Speaker 9 (50:39):
Oh no, I haven't you have.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I've been trying to tell you for the last hours.
That is the big house, the five point three millions
of the house, that's yours. Are you serious, very I've
been trying for an hour. I'm trying to get hold
of you.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
I'm sorry, I apologize.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
It's all right, it's all right. You're the winner.

Speaker 10 (50:59):
I can't believe that.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I know.

Speaker 9 (51:01):
Great, that's fantastic.

Speaker 10 (51:05):
We are we are very hard working farmers that we're
working hard for thirty eight years. We've just got out
to see we've just had our thirty eight wedding annivers.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 9 (51:16):
And we have worked very hard, like a lot of
people do all our lives.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
But farming is hard, hard lives. That's really hard it is.

Speaker 10 (51:24):
And we've actually brought our son back into the into
our farming business, so you can imagine that it is
a struggle.

Speaker 9 (51:30):
So that's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
I'm so happy that we're so happy that you're happy
to take my call, that you trust me now, but
also that you're the winners. What a great source do
you mummy? Ask him? Where are you, then, your farmers,
where are you?

Speaker 9 (51:42):
So we're remote and yet and look, you know it's
you know, it's a really.

Speaker 10 (51:49):
Good cause, the lottery, and you know, the hospitals they work,
you know, they work very hard too, and they also,
you know, don't have you know a lot of funding,
and this is a great opportunity to you know, to
help with the funding of some of those very important hospitals.
So yeah, look that that's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Oh well said, yeah, it's an amazing place to do
a great well, I know, I know, it's a lot
of process, so just some money. What isn't it is beautiful?
It is the grand price. So it's a five point
three million dollar, beautiful home, fully furnished in Camberwell.

Speaker 9 (52:27):
I can't pelice it, so I really can't.

Speaker 10 (52:30):
But it's not a scam, are you sure?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I mean, I promise you you really have won it. Yeah,
I wouldn't do that to you. And also you win,
you also win fifty thousand dollars in gold. Oh really yeah,
Now the farmers love finding gold. It's the gold that
you really want.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
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