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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning Rio, Good morning, good morning pass If you
don't stanch your hair. Oh god, no, that was yesterday's
pre show meeting. Yeah no, no, it's still looks good though,
It's still looks good. Now listen, Fireball, tell everyone what
you're doing about the lintz out of the dryer. This
is crazy.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's impossible to get washing dry in this weather here
in Melbourne. It's very cold. Yesterday was shocking. It was
like Armageddon. It was so cold and grass.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Not like Arma. Getting it was down armagedding. Save Armageddon
news lady for when we really have armageding.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
That was end of day out.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And the days are coming. Let's let's let's be to label.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
It rightly hard with the teenager in the house and
try to I thought a toddler was bad, but it's
extra washing. Washing is insane anyway, So I don't really
like using the dryer, but I've had to because of
the weather.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
But you know, you and Chris argue about us just
because I will put even on a sunny day, I'm
afraid to say, oh we use that. I'll wait for
my wife to go out and then I'd just rather
than put this because it's a pain. It is easier.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
No. Oh, I love it out in the No.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I love the technology the dryer does it. It comes
out all nice and warm and cozy.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Tell me something coming from the UK is you guys
use a dryer probably more than we would hear.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Course, yeah, if you've ever experienced a UK summer. Yeah,
Well I came in the day to real I said, hey, listen, no,
there's a heat wave on the UK at the moment.
It something like twenty two twenty three. Well that's a
heat wave. Floads of twelve.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Now it's been like thirty three over there.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Has yeah, wind has been really really yeah better. But yeah, yeah,
we use a dryer a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
So do you even have washing lines over there?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah you do, yeah, yeah yeah, because sometimes even cold
air can dry it, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (02:08):
But then you don't know you're like putting up to
your face cold or wet when you've got to.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Wear it on the clothes anyway, So I've been using
the dryer a lot, and you know those filter the
filters on the dryer right ours is.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Where there's too there's the big water one.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh you know, we don't have a heat pump. We've
just got like an old fashioned it's fairly old.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
He's got like a hand crank down at Yeah, that
old lady.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Like pop Pye carrying back on her head.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Filter is quite good.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's like a U shaped thing and it just lifts
out like it's kind of in the frame of the door.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, it's brilliant and you just open it.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I love decluttering it because if you do it well,
it's like like when you can just get that sweet
spot with with butter and you curl ita perfect kind
of Faberinacci sequence loop.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's nice.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Anyway, ours is in the in the garage, our dryer,
and I just get that limp and I just I've
just been chucking it on the floor.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's highly flammable as well, is it. Yes, that's white,
so you don't just take it out and make it
the rest of the house. Problem. Also, that big ass
dog of yours might just think it's like a snack.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Of I know, I'm concerned because two cars are in
the garage, plus the people and.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Fireble pats. Is it really be choking about it? It's
highly felt so much so do you know I do?
I I collect it into a food bag, a suitable
food bag, and then I use it as kindling for
when I'm.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
For your lungs.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
You thought about that, just stand kneeling over it.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, we're a fireball ready to go up. Because I
had no idea, I just I just discarded. I've been
throwing it on the con At.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Least we know one day if I see out west
there's this big and then a mushroom cloud. Get the
lint on the floor just ignited, two cars and the
leaf blower.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
On the weekends, we'll leave the garage door open and
the wind will just like it.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Problem.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm telling you now, even if that
place went up under a mushroom smoking, you would survive,
The unions would survive, Alian coals will be just scorched
earth around them. And in my mind, they're just sat there.
The TV has survived, and the three of you are
there still watching TV, barely even say anything around them.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I don't even notice.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
The end of that episode of The New Moon Christian
O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
So Friday Night, Tomorrow Night Oasis their first gig in
seventeen years. It's going to be incredible. You've probably seen
online people getting very excited filming the outside of a
Cardiff stadium where Tomorrow Night's big first comeback show is
where they've just been running sound checks and you hear

(05:11):
Oasis songs in a big stadium being sung for the
first time in almost two decades. It is incredible.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's crazy that it's actually happening.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah. So over the last couple of weeks we've been
doing this big competition called Sing It and Win It
for Oasis, and we had an amazing trip to go
and see Oasis in London. They're doing nine shows consecutive
shows at Wembley Stadium and it all kicks off in
three weeks time Friday, the twenty fourth of July, and
we did a big competition. We asked you had to
pick an Oasis song for your friend and put your

(05:40):
own words and lyrics to it. And as you can imagine, okay,
we said from day one this is not a talent competition.
It's about passion. Everyone has that band that when you're
a teenager or when you're in your twenties, when all
of your life was just endless potential and possibility. That
was the oasis for me and millions of other people.
When you've all got your different band version of who
that was for you. So it's a great price to

(06:02):
be flown to London. You have a great time in London.
Then you get to go and see the first night
at Wembley Stadium. One hundred and ten thousand people are
all going to be there Friday night in the sun
and the winner your winner. We had a big vote
last week whittle it down to a top three you
picked to win a Dave and his mate Sean. Dave
is actually a really good singer and musician and he
created a great entry. So Dave is super excited. He's

(06:23):
so excited he's made another Oasis song, even though Patsy
he doesn't need to. He's once they've got the flights,
they've got the tickets, they're locked in. They go in
just under three weeks time. How haven't listened to this?
You can hear us excitement too. Oasis rock and roll star.
Such a deserved winner. Dave won me a.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Ticket to a web.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
To see you.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Awaisess today this hole we expect also me.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Shanna gavyd Iglish.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Which day will.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Fund of ball were having a heat wave at the
moment it's up to twenty two days.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Tell my wife that the strip is fine. She up
be said, you must be high. And my key asked,
when you're doing.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Tad, I'm even sound before.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
You're pissed up.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Bad, not be hating bad and to end up.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Inside the jail cell. He one of this well ally
real and nothing m I gonna change away up feel.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
For my rock and roll, so.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
For my rock and roll st.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's why they deserve that trip. They are so talented.
I know they should be opening four Oasis. Yes, yes,
you actually know they shouldn't because actually they're probably gonna
be a bit bitter than Liam's voice is going to
be by the time they make it here. Liam almost
got canceled two days ago. There were at Dodgy tweets
you're just like dudes like to the world. This is

(08:20):
why this is where I kin't have nice things like
a global tool leg and just wind your neck in, dude.
There's there's almost a billion of dollars up for say
stay off social media. If you always manager, just don't
let him tweet. Yes, oh he needs a phone that's
got a breathalyzer. If he's that, we should all have that.

(08:40):
If you're over the newit, you don't text any mates,
you don't order anything, and you certainly don't write any
tweets on there. Anyway, Well done, Dave, brilliant stuff the.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You know, if you could hear what goes on behind
the scenes, I don't any want to say what we've
been talking about.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Every day we move further from God.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
That became a man with the show about three years ago.
Today it's just become true. In the last two minutes,
there's obviously a lot of people trying to call through,
and so my phone operatives, the producers are tearing through people.
They're labeling humans uppats. Do you get to see how
they label the people?

Speaker 4 (09:16):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's just as well. It's just as well. It actually
makes me cry sometimes. But there's gatekeepers and there's a
lot of label labels. Any who's the time for verse news?
Sing along.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Chart hit, diverse News, diverse News?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Will you be Petrina Jones? All though she beats you.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well, that's the seven News Melbourne with the Mighty Peter
Mitchell live every night at six on seven and seven
plus two thousand dollars could be one. Right now, we
ask you a question about last night's news, Janets. Good morning, Janets, oh,
good morning, good morning, good morning, Janets. And how's your
week going so far? Janet? Good?

Speaker 6 (10:08):
I mean I've had the alarm on every morning early
so i could get up. When I first heard about
this competition, I really would like to win a new mattress.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Well, well, we're not giving away mattresses, okay, but I'm
giving two thousand dollars that you convert into a mattress
five right, okay, and watch you after a double. It's
actually none of my business. Actually, just you can't. I
can't ask that same your room for two on.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
That one, Janet, queen queen a queen for a queen.
What sort of firmness levels were looking at you? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Medium, heart medium, mean it would be good.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Something that doesn't say or you know, make me wake
up because of my partner would wake up with.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Jumping disturbance levels.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yes, all right, Janet, did you watch the news last
night on seven? Is Melbourne.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Sure did Ben watching every night?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well done? With a notepad?

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Yes, every day. I've got a sheet of paper writing
all my notes down lovely bless you.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, well let's consult the notes right now. We're going
to play you one of the news reports from last night,
and we've toned out some of the words because sadly,
Peter was Sarah swearing again again. It's sometimes the news
just gets to Peter Mitchell. Have a listen to this,
all right? Oh real, thank you?

Speaker 7 (11:28):
South Melbourne's Montague Street Bridge.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
You guessed it has been struck. Come on, mate, it
gets strus straight. You can't be like Ethan and Jeffrey
like that. He's going f me, what is about these
lobry drivers? I watched the news. It's more like that.
You see what that Trump's been up to? All right? So, Janet,
what got.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
Hit the Montage Straight Bridge for a time?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You got it? Janet, Montague Street Bridge?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
You guessed it has been struck for a third day
in a row before this hat trick of hits.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
It has been fifty two days since.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
Well done, Janet, you believe that happens?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I know you wonder?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I got horrible feeling could be again today, Chanet, you
just want a medium, firm mattress. Oh thank you, Christian,
comfortable night sleep is coming again, Janets? Did I have
brilliant Janet? Well played? Thank you very much for taking

(12:34):
part today.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Oh thank you have a great day and you know,
oh thanks you.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Seven is Melbourne Peter Mitchell sit Tonight Live six on
seven and seven plus another chance to win tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Could the Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Christian, whenever a celebrity comes to Melbourne, instead of taking
them to the footier of the Arts Center, we should
get them to hire a truck from budget and then
drive it into the Montu Street.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Bridge an initiation ceremony.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, yes, yes, when ac DC are here as in November. Yes, absolutely,
You're welcome to our city. Smash into this bridge every
pretty soon I reckon by about twenty years time, one
in three of us with a driven into that bridge.
Statistic stats every day this week.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
How has it not fallen down to be the strongest
ass bridge in the world?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Would have to be every day this week it's been
hit and who is it? Is it people who are
hiring trucks so don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
That it's always no it's really lust drive experienced, like
people that do it for a living. So sometimes bus
driving com because you know.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Your routes, or is it someone who's doing that route
for the first time. Even then they must know buses
are always the same height.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
And if you've got it under at once, why would
it not go under again? Like your bus isn't getting or.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
If busses are hitting it, don't get them to go
on that route? Yes, yes, it can't get I don't
understand why it's been Can someone find out Kitlan Do
you know? I think you might have said earlier mate,
sorry if I didn't make a note of it. How
many times have been hit this year? You know? We
said yes, say on July the second, it's the midpoint
of the year. How many times this year?

Speaker 9 (14:14):
So it was only something like three prior to this week.
Now it's six times this year. But since two thousand
and nine it has been hit by over one hundred vehicles.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
That is a lot.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Can we just make the bridge higher or do you think, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's really you Jeff Bezos he said, that's Amsterdam. Can
you get can you move that bridge? I'll get my
big Penis superyacht to come in penetrate your.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Harbor because the trams go across it. It's not as
simple as.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Kind of young person's thought. Can't we just lift lego?
World mate, I only lift a bridge. Oh yeah, that's
no big It a bit.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Of a yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, it's jack it up a bit. It's pumping out
you know those really easy yester. On the show, we
found out that producer Caitlin has davied off cool water
in her glove box as a wait for this pre
gym sprits.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
It's aggressive scent to be taken into the gym.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's that harsh thing in twenty twenty five. No, it's
like the carn and Jackie O show. Maybe in the nineties. Ah,
that was the scent. Now it burns a b at
the back of the throat.

Speaker 10 (15:22):
You know, it's very light spritzing.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's not too No, it's a lot. If I'm in
the gym and I smell that before I see who
is I thinking? Who's rocked up for the nineties? Our
bait watches on is it rich is here?

Speaker 10 (15:37):
I have a really sad update.

Speaker 9 (15:39):
So yeah, I went to get it out of my
glove box to bring in today and it was gone.
And the only reason it would be gone is because
my partner's OCD and has literally removed anything that's not
clean in a house or car.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
And I went out yesterday. It's not there. I called
her because she's away at the moment she threw it out.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
You need to know there's a little bitta. You called
her in Perth so with a big old time difference
and said hey, calling from the other side of the country,
as David off legit.

Speaker 10 (16:10):
I said, where is it? And she's like, oh, I
threw that out. There was hardly any left.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I'm like, it's hidden.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Away, even if you've got OCD. I understand that. But
it's hidden in the glove box.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 (16:19):
But she goes and uses another sprits that I have
a couple of sprits is in there, but she's gone.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
To use the yellow like the perfume count at the airport.

Speaker 9 (16:28):
Actually have three fragrances in my glove What else is
in there?

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I have a j LO one that's just sad.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
We need to do a new feature. Stuck in the nineties.

Speaker 10 (16:41):
It is actually a beautiful scent.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
I love.

Speaker 10 (16:42):
I can't let it go.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
And I also have an impulse spray.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Still No, I don't think they're just like I think
my Antiques Road.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
Show they do and they smell so good?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Where are they doing that? We just go get out
of it now. It's one of those old fashion sort
of news agents, you know, you see stop that they
haven't shifted from the nineties impulse. We think you actually
this is a time tramp doctor who's tars in there?

Speaker 10 (17:07):
You want me to go, I'll get Jay Loos please.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
I love as I said, I'd love to have a
sniffer j Logan, but I meant in context. Okay, So
what is in your glovebox? Give us a call?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
What's in your glove Box? Been talking about the Montague
Street Bridge? Been hit three times this week? Will today
be another smash? Christian? We had a bridge in Bayswater, Perth,
a bit like the Montague Street Bridge. It will get
hit all the time. They finally demolished and rebuilt it
in twenty twenty three. Here right, we laughed, Christian, what's

(17:42):
in my glove box? An obscene amount of individually wrapped
subway plastic straws. Because paper straws small thing, big rage.
Christian Christian. In my glovebox, I have sheet music knee pads,
dancer foot wraps, and about twelve kilograms of napkins.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
An opera singer a ballet put.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
The knee pads. Opera singers don't need to do that, Christian.
I have claw.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
Clips yep for your hair hair flat hair clips.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Like an alligator.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Clipta in my glove box because I saw a TikTok
about it being dangers driving with them? Is that right,
my wife?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
And they're annoying. They're great for your hair, but because
they sit right depending where you put them. But if
you put them right at the back of your head,
it does it puts your head forward and you can't
kind of see the road properly because your head's.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
God down in an ideal position.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
So I'll get into the car with one. I think, oh,
I forget this every time, and I have to take
it out right.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
The correspondents in the glove Also in the same person's
car glove box is an unused urine sample jar. Keep
procrastinating about my medical checkup, and worst of all, the
latch on the glove box is broken, so it's just
free wheeling around opening them now participatlying was to announced yesterday

(19:04):
that she has a little bit of davered Off cool
water in her glove box and also in there are
two other sense that she's just gone down. She can't
to get them. So what have you got? You've got Impulse?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
There, you got me?

Speaker 9 (19:17):
Okay, So I've got Impulse Crystal Waterfall, which is beautiful,
light and free for when I need to go to
the gym into sprits. And then I've also got steel by.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
What did you say? It was called?

Speaker 10 (19:28):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
This one?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
The one?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Crystal crystal waterfall?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Certain words that call in Bogan, don't It's like a lighthouse.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
It's actually crystal like the rappers Champagne.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
It's beautiful. And then I have still by j Lo
that I reckon. I've got a decade ago.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I'm in a Reddit form right now, so I just
want to see what the bottle look like j Loo Glow.
I'm in a Reddit forum that is simply titled can
we talk about j Lo Glow? You love it? It's
other loons like you raving about this. What does this
even mean? I've always loved this fragrance a last week
and talk about it. It's fresh, but subtle sexy, definitely

(20:06):
gives clean girl vibe.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
What does clean girl vibe?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Want? Longer? There? And ask.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
And can we finally talk about.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hey, real talk? Can we? We're going to go their sisters,
jane O glow no rio. You just had a sprits
with it. How would you describe it?

Speaker 5 (20:26):
I would say it smells like a high end like
toilet freshener, glad glade, I'd say, jlo glade.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
I'm actually quite dizzy. Yes, it's actually like very very.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, No, it's it's I would call it acidic peach.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yes, actually that is bang our crid. Oh, it's almost.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Not just in the back of the throat.

Speaker 10 (20:51):
I only ever lightly sprits.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
It on real light. With that you go too heavy,
but at least you're killing bugs around you as well.
It's deep.

Speaker 10 (21:00):
It is a beautiful fragrance.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Jalo deep.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
There's a reason it's still around ten years later.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, yeah, because that's got half live about a thousand years?
Can I it's radioactive matter that you're spritzing on yourself. There,
Patsy Darrass, what is in your glove box?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Well, just a stack.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Ships show, just your standard you know, reggio papers, shemy.
The only weird thing I found yesterday, actually, well the
love God found it because you have my car. Yesterday
was it's my little Heidi place if I go shopping,
and I might get a sneaky package too.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, that's the same with me. It's a safe space there.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
You know, like a third of the pack was left,
and they're all stale. I don't know how long.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
They've been in there. I've got some would you call
pringles get in there and also there for two years.
There's an open packet of salted camel pretzels where my
car got broken into a couple of weeks ago. That's
the one with the criminals opened them up. I had
to taste somewhere. These are stale? What savage keeps them?

(22:03):
And they threw them on the floor. Sheme on you
they're still they're still fresh enough.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
My dad always had. They used to be in like
a cardboard a cardboard jar, if that makes sense. Mints,
yes always, Oh.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
My god, yes, yes, yes, my dad. Are that We
used to stay at the top there on like the
parcel shelf.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yes, that was an easy race.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yes, yes, that's right. They were actually called travel sweets. Yeah,
are they still called travel sweets. I wander they I
know that it was yours, like a circular tiny exactly.
It's actually making me like goosebumps. Grandparents generations, the one
I'm familiar with is like a gold It's kind of

(22:47):
like a flatish tin and have a reassuring pop when
you put it down, and then you praise it back
off and have the hard a very souring taste as well.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Like a little dusting of ice.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Well, I wondered if it was now wonder old people
are always so sort of that was their drugs gateway
drug sprinkling of something. Probably they'm my grandparents that generations
talk about imperial sprits. On top of that, rhea, what's
in your glove box?

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Mine is a time capsule from two thousand and four
because it's my mum's old Volvo S forty that I
inherited last year.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh wow, that's a real shagging way and you've got
that Oh yeah yeah, yeah you go down and yeah
you go going around pram picking people up. Yeah wow, wow,
watch out, that.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Must be a wrapper or something inside the glove box.
It's all mum stuff. So what she used to love?

Speaker 5 (23:43):
These things called jowls these little sugarless lollies that you
could buy at the petrol station. And for mum that
was like a guilt free treat. So she used to
love those things. So there's a couple left in there.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
There's no where you can throw that out.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
No, no, still keep that. They remind me of.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
My I know exactly, don't You find sometimes that when
you open up a glove box and somebody else's can't.
It's almost that there's an essence or smell of them
that's actually really nice and unique.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, it's quite reassuring.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
You're right, it is. They all are light time capsules. Yeah,
and in fact that Jayla one really should be sealed
back up for future generations.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Joy, Oh small thing, Big Joy Yesterday. Yes, I'm okay,
I'm excited. I'm lucky to be going on holiday. That
all the family were going away tomorrow lunchtime. Cannot wait.
Four of us, first time we've been away for a
long time, all four of us, my wife and I
are two daughters. It'd be a lovely kind of reunion.
Now they don't live at home. Bally can forward to it. However,

(24:45):
equally is sighting is getting a bit of sunshine using
my beloved packing cubes.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh they are the best.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Oh my god, they are brilliant.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Which ones you rocking?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Gray? Ones? Suitably boring? Middle aged man?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
It's funny the love God's are gray and minor pink.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yes, Sarah's a pink as well. Isn't where that generation?
Whereas Moon and Bay. Now it's a whole rainbow of
colors and a better for it. But before there was woke.
You're a man, you will have gray, monotonal feelings.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Everything is good, everything is Tell me how many are
you rocking? How many do you do?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I put? I put? I've even got one with my
books to read in odd my pens and stationary. It's
like a madman's going away. We're going away for six nights.
I've got seven books to read. So you're not planning
to see any of us?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Wow, what do you want?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Like a reading tour? No time to chat the airport
halfway through it? Sarah a separate case. The Karen just
are my periodicals.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
It is satisfying, though, and then you put it out
and everything's just there.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
It's just so what it is. When I get to holiday,
I just put the packing cube with anything in. I
never get out of the packing tube, so it has
that nice creeslip when you go down for dinner in
the evening, I put myself in the packing cube. They
got my wife just a chuck in the suitcase. It's
cheaper that way.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Holidays, you're just constantly.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Christy, creasy by name, creasy by nature. They change a lot,
but it's so true. There was actually packing before these cubes,
and there's cheap as ship. They're like a couple of
bucks and they ain't packing so much easier. That reassuring.
As you zip everything up, you can't get loose in there.

(26:35):
No more rummaging around, going where's my favorite T shirt?
It's stack my wife that she inspects I'm not a
great packer. I will overpack like a prison guy. No,
it comes to T shirts. We're going on holiday and
I'm like, there's twenty T shirts I couldn't pick but
they're all black or white or blue. There's only three
rangers here, Bruce Lee one, she's got that or she

(26:59):
says she don't know where it's gone, but I know
she's throw joke, and so I went to find it yesterday.
Where's Bruce Lee, I can't fly with that, Bruce. Nothing
mysteriously gone, so sad, don't worry. Shame on yourself. I
ordered a new one. Patsy, what small thing, big joy
for you?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
This it was for me this morning when I got
in the car, I got up fifteen minutes earlier, which
is even super earlier for me, because I had to
fuel the car or I would not get to work.
And so I got in the car thinking, oh God,
I'm so tired. I've got to fuel the car early
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Cold.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Anyway, turn the ignition on. It was on full and
the love God had fielded up for me when I
went to bed.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
That is that's that genuine love, Gorgees.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Isn't that mean?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Actually means I see you and I've done this for you.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I know.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
To do that, And I thought, oh.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I didn't make a big deal about it.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
I didn't even say he was going to do it.
It was like a little Christmas present early. I already
had fuel, not only enough fuel to get to work,
but enough for like two weeks. It was a full day.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
That's a good man.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Why Angel I still remember, Patty? I've always remembered this,
like a few years ago. You told me you were
falling asleep and you saw the love God came. He
thought you were asleep, and you just noticed your phone
was unplugged, and he just came and plugged the back
of and.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
He pried the bottler of bourbone out from took the
dorito's bag off her face. And it's stuff like that.
It's stuff like that, he says, Hey, I see you
all that. Put the pipe away. You know.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
It's stuff like That's love.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's love, Ria, what small thing, big joy for you?
I love.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
There's a certain thing that pop music producers do that.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
I love any song that has this Oh my god,
when the music falls away about three quarters of the
song and they just sing in the chorus and they're clapping.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
What do you call that? I don't know. Oh, you're right.
What is this moment? Hands are clapping and then it
lies they go. Everybody the stadium's doing it. We're all
doing it. Look around, we're all doing it. Humans want
to do this together. What is there? It's when you're
in symphony with life. What is this called? There must

(29:14):
be a praise? Listen, listen. We're on the break for
two weeks. Everyone work out how do we have this
moment on the show with the listeners? How do we
do this? How do we make this happen every day
on the show? What is this? How do you make this?
It falls away? They dip it. Letbe after the news, everybody,

(29:35):
Let god handaups. That's what it is? What is that?
Cause you're right, it's infectious.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, gets you going?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Second all audio Mexican Wave. Don't worry. I was going
somewhere Rio's winter, like where are we? Don't row in
a nice thing, that small thing.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Anyway, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Christian listening to Vanessa am ROSSI mind see that for
the last couple of years something cranking alarm us Maris
set in the car reminiscing of my early twenties really appreaching,
how a game change as she wants in the nineties
and women in music. I hope you've seen what happened
Friday night at Glastonbury. There were so many big performances
over Glassybury at the weekend and Friday night the sundowner

(30:25):
spot was Alanas Morris set and I watched it. She
was incredible. I actually think she was the best performance
of Glassbury. This year. So it's Friday night, the sun's
coming down, and Alana's before Alanace Morrissett comes on stage. Obviously,
they're worried that the younger crowd won't appreciate Jagged Little Pill,
which is like thirty years old now, so they have
all these testimonials. There's an amazing one from Keddy Clark's

(30:46):
on the video screen and Olivia Rodrigue, who was also
at Glassbory that weekend, and then Alana's comes out, goes
straight into one hand in my pocket does this amazing set.
Where I was watching in all i'd forgotten not just
what a great songwriter she is, just an amazing voice. Yeah,
oh my god, I think people forgot it, got two

(31:08):
caught up with kind of what she was representing in
the lyrics and the directness, but she's also got this
incredible voice. And then she did Ironic at the end,
which is such a brilliant ye just such a great
song which still thirty years on and now it's hard
to feel shocked because there's so many big lyrics now
and aggressive lyrics and music, but there's still something brilliantly,
precisely shocking and impactful about that song. Even though she

(31:32):
must have done it so many times, it's still got
that edge, a brilliant, glorious edge to it, and she
just nailed it. At the end when she was saying
thank you, you could tell that really meant something to
be headlined in the pyramid stage, you know, as the
song came down for that start, and she said, thank
you for the bucket list gig Listen, you don't put
your name on who takes this an you're a big
Alana's fan. Go online, you'll see the clip. Watch it's

(31:55):
about forty five minutes. Alana's just best performance I sat
has to be in the last couple of years on
Friday Night There it is something else. Christian at the
age of forty three, my small thing, big joy has
become a shoehorn. That is the same for missus Connell.
I'm not giving in that early to the use of
a shoehorn, but every time she's using it, she's like
bending over show me going so much easier. It's so

(32:16):
much easier. I don't want to give I only want
to see you like that, keep the mystique alive. I
don't want to think of you as in requiring a
shoehorn and then ten minutes later you go, and then
the kids are out for a couple of hours. I
can't take you with the shoehorn. Now, what is it, Sarah,
which one is it? Don't be that? Please do that
in private. Just appear with the shoes on. What's wrong

(32:38):
with the good old sister way to you? It's stand there.
Take another two minutes, get out us where I'm like
ramming it in, you know, smashing the back of it.
Just I don't see that out there in a minute.
Whatever time there was ever a fire, I had to
get that house quickly. Take it Sammy going listen, you
can escape the building right now. Shoehorn saves lives. Christian.
My wife loves it. When she asked me if I
put her electric blanket on, the look she gives me

(33:01):
when I say yes, of course is absolutely amazing. I
love her so much, Nick and Rovial, that is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Thank you very much, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Small thing, big joy for me last night watching TV
with my wife caled up on the couch, ra I
could hear the rain coming down outside, Lissimo. Oh, when
you're indoors, you hear the rain coming out and you're
warm and you're cozy. Oh, it's the best thing in
the world. Thank you very much, everyon showing the small thing,
big Joy, Christian mail. Here I knew my husband, the colonel.

(33:36):
Oh my god, you're married to the colonel. Love me.
When we first started going out together was when it
took him five hours to clean out my golden Gemini.
You call it what you want, matter, but keep it
to yourself. So she said, good morning Christians. Well I
think big joy will be going to the bathroom at
a restaurant and and your return the meal is just

(34:01):
how often do you do that? My wife and I
one of the kids were Saturday and the food and arrived,
and I said, one, if you go to the with it,
it always the food of God's respect's there's been a
sacrifice at the table. Shure enough. My wife went to toilet
the food arrived. I said, it always works. I think
they know. Are they watching us? Christian, Small thing, big joy.

(34:23):
When you're vacuuming and you feel a load of crumbs
to go up the barrel, satisfying, Yes, satisfying, small thing,
big joy. When I get home from a long day
of work and my son is waiting for me at
the window, waving as they come through the door in
his pajamas. Now he's twenty seven and he should have
a job now. But that's a conversation for another time. Michael,

(34:44):
I would say that time is down. Hey, the pajamas, pajamas,
that a living I am. She does have a job.
At least she does have a job. Okay, Christian, what
about that small thing, big joy, the first stretch in
the morning of the car when you can talk your
body into all sorts of directions. Yeah, and it does.
It feels like you're uncoiling yourself. Yes, you're right. That

(35:05):
is satisfying. Isn't you waking your body up? All right,
it's welcome to Antiques Clothes Show. He's good up there
for radio in down there Dad, that's my gold of Gemini.

(35:27):
All right, Antie's cloth Show. What have you still got? Pasty?
You got any old clothes yet? A heap of old clothes,
A couple of old outfits? You're still rock?

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yes, I've got all my year twelve school.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Uniforms coming here in November.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Very funny, yep is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Get out It's from Oh an old old deer and werribee.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
What do you do with them? I just I don't
know what.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
To say because, oh, like on the last day of school,
we got everyone to sign our uniforms, so I've got
my soldiers.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
You still got it though, And that's from black and
white times. They would, you know, maybe like the bomb
shelters or something there was above them raining down water
on them and they had kind of sign those school shirt.
It's a fact with Rio What's your Antiques co? Show?

Speaker 5 (36:22):
My dad has this beautiful yellow it's like a fur
lined jacket from the sixties that every single.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I've seen a photo, it looks beautiful. It looks like
it could be with the mummas and the pappas. Yes,
maybe a triangle player in the.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Background exactly for all three me and my two swayed.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
And like fur lined.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Yeah, it's I guess, yes, it is very Yes, I
think it is like swayed and then like an lama
or alpa.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Sort of a belt on it as well, like all
the jackets and the sixties and.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Like as tech kind of pattern down the middle as well.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
It's a vibe, it's a look, it's a state of being.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Is It's forty six years old and all three kids.
We all love it and we all want it.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
When I got the music fighter, it's just going to
go quiet as saying what when when Papa belize all right,
he's all right, but he starts taking a bit shaky
to watch it. I would like to, as he said,
anythink about it, No, but.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
It goes I think I as the eldest son.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I agree should be handed down to me.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
And not my sisters. I think it would fit me
better than it would them. But it's a bit of an.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
An unsaid thing. Point.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yes, it needs to be written in the will.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Make it official.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah, I found a couple of weeks ago. I'm so
glad I still have it all to talk about Oasis.
I have my Oasis T shirt that I bought in
nineteen ninety four. July nineteen ninety four, Still remember buying it,
Still have it. And I actually was talking about the
other day to some friends and I went, you know,
so ninety four, it's twenty one years old, and they
went check another ten on that I went, Wait, the

(38:02):
nineties was thirty years ago. I've told myself, convince me
it's only twenty years ago. Since the ninety it's thirty
years ago. I remember being on the project last year
and I said, on there, you know it's in the nineties,
twenty years ago, and some younger producer Buzzy May went
thirty years ago. I was like, and I was live
on TV and I was doing the sums, going my god, so.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
On that shit's my age?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
You're kidding me? Yes, thirty one.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah, it's as old as you.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Wow. Wait, I'm going to bring it in tomorrow. The
real thing about it is that what's really sad is
it's shrunk so much. No, that's my story. I'm sticking
to it. Now. Come on, now, it's shrunk. It has
it's shrunk. That's my story.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Let me have it.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Guys. All right, anti's close show. What item of clothing
have you still got?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Christian Connell Show podcast?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Oh brilliant, brilliant, brilliant radio producing from my team. They've
just loaded up a couple of love drops of the
hits of Alanas Morrissette. Do you remember throwing back to
twenty five minutes ago when I was doing that break,
They thought, oh, he might need that now. Half an
hour later, every day we moved further away and god rio.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
I actually asked for that one.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Oh, and then you should know about that. Yeah, okay,
and he's go show what, oh bit of clothing do
you still own? Christian, my son turns eighteen in August.
I still have tubs with all his baby clothes. They're
all in great condition, too sentimental. Yeah, don't ever throw

(39:32):
those away. Even though we've been downsizing over the last
couple of months, we've still got a lot of the
little some of the shoes, baby shoes, socks with the
little velcrow fartings. Because this is too much of the shoelaces,
loads of certain light outfits and stuff like that. You
must never throw that away. It's really important those things. Christian,
I still have a Wow. I'm surprised you've not burnt this,

(39:54):
especially this year. I can only be talking about a
Blues fan, can't I. I still have a Carlton Premieres
T shirt from nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I actually didn't know they exist, No what carton.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
They're not giving much evidence of it. This year. My
dad brought for me at the local pub from some
guy week before the Grand Final was even played. That's
how I used to sell stuff as some guy the
local pub. It was way before there was eBay. There
was some guy at a local pub. I wore it
to school for a whole week before the Grand Final
would even played. Luckily Carton one so I didn't, but

(40:27):
it didn't look like a complete idiot, Derek. That was
to come many years later, Derek, I ro looker here.
I've kept my flower girl dress that I wore when
I was four years older. My Auntie got married twenty
odd years later, my daughter wore the same dress.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh, I love that.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Wow, she knows it framed. It's forty five years old, Chris.
Because I got a cowboy hat that my parents brought
for me for my eighteenth only ever wore it once.
I'm now forty five. That's incredible. Christian. I stirred my
Madonna and Tina Turner merch t shirts from the early nineties,
and I have hanging in our wardrobe. Begged me to

(41:09):
read this what out but I said, I don't know.
I don't think he means it this way, but it
just reads. And now time for a new feature called
Unintentional Creep of the Week.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
No, what is that?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Maybe I'm getting this wrong. Let me guess kill the
music I have hanging in our wardrobe, especially.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
If you start my voice.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
These are just the pipes I've got. These are God
given pipes. If a rainbow could speak, this is how
it would sound. I have hanging in our wardrobe the
short dress by now wife wore on our first day.
That was forty one years ago.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
That's not creepy.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
She wanted to throw it away. She can still get
away with it.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Oh today, it's the description of short and she could
still get away with.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I'm saying, that's how hard.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
I'm just saying, that's what I came to my conclusion
about Craig really admiring his wife in no car.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I gave him no name. You have made two very
big mistakes. Do you know what you're going to get?
Alanna so Mora sat thirty minutes after the break, rapid
response producers.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
I think it's beautiful. He's saying that she's actually beautiful.
Is the day I saw here?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Absolutely, that's it. You're right, Petty, I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
I've still got the dress I wore on my first
date with the love God, my poker dot dress.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Oh yeah, you're right. This is that I could read
this entitive a way, could it? Hey, I've still how
how in our order of the short dress my now
wife wore on our first date. That was forty one
years ago. She wanted to throw it away. She can
still get away with it today. That is lovely. It's

(42:54):
all right, coming up next on the show. Then, Oh no,
that was thirty minutes ago. Sorry, so confused with the producers.
They're getting in the way of the show, trying to
take me back, flash back to thirty minutes ago when
you could have done with that. It's called trop producing
is because there's an these students of the game listening.
Darren's on the line. Good morning, Darren, pat three. How

(43:16):
are you this morning? Yeah, yeah, we go, Darren, and
welcome to.

Speaker 11 (43:21):
Late ninety order from the nineties. A denim jacket, Yeah,
d k and why in red riding across the back
that I thought you've been rocking still since since.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
The early nineties, still rocking it now? The old d
K N Why that that brand was huge, Donna Karen,
New Yorker Ladies Durham jacket cool.

Speaker 11 (43:45):
Yes, so I still wear that. And I used to
work in a nightclub in Melbourne that packy might remember
called Bobby McGee.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh yes, yes, so much to say.

Speaker 11 (43:53):
About going out. Jacket never one knew that Darren had
the d K why jacket. I've never seen another one
like it.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Reason all right there, for a second I thought it
might have like passed him on the.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Dance God dressed.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Oh dazz are in that beautiful jacket? D k n
y anyone knew it does? Is in town? Oh my god,
Thank God. Shout out to Bobby McGee's Steve. Good morning, Steve.

Speaker 12 (44:20):
Yes, good morning. Many years ago, in the seventies, I
used to be a tenthinboler and in my own legend,
in my own lunchtime, I've still got my tenpin bowling
shirt with all my.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Badges, all my little.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
You know what do you call it?

Speaker 12 (44:41):
My two hundred badge, my two twenty.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I lost that one.

Speaker 12 (44:49):
Seventy nine doubles championships, Victoria badge. I was just so good?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Why not? Why not? Steve?

Speaker 12 (45:01):
My wife narrator keeps threatening to throw it out in
the bedroom, but I keep resisting. And it's the one
thing that I've kept from all those years ago that
we occasionally have a blue about. But I refuse to
throw it out.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
You've got to hang on to that, You've got to
hang out and Stevie's still good at temping. You still
got it? Well.

Speaker 12 (45:22):
I haven't bowld for a long time, but but I
used to bowl that offen that my middle finger on
my right hand is actually bent a little bit because
of all the balls I used to ball.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
What a story, that's believe I believe it. I believe
it all right, Steve, thank you very much to call
him all right, So thank you very much. Hey reset
everywhere everyone's going a little bit giggly, and to just
calm it down. Thank you, thank you, Elana half enough. Next,

(45:55):
I'm actually worried about the next hour show. It's got
the wheels who come off the show the last seven.
Normally it's like this on the last show before I break. Team.
Let's reform, okay, regroup, we radio as one name Game
as in is coming up next, which is a tricky
game to put the best of times. Hang on a minute,

(46:16):
what am I thinking?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Let's do it, let's play it.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Do you have a name that's a pain?

Speaker 5 (46:26):
A name you always need to explain well with Manea,
my name as in game.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Welcome to the name as in game. If you have
a name, there's a bit of a pain. You will
have developed one line that you always use to easily
explain your name. My daughter Lois as in Lois Lane.
She's had years of that, She's got the rest of
her life. She still says to me. Why, Dad says, great,
Lois is a beautiful name. It was your grandmother's name.

(46:57):
It's a great name, and she's gonna get it coming
back in because Superman the new movie has come back out.
Survey a whole fresh way off her to enjoy. You're
welcome to sweet child. All right, so you call us
up patch and I hear your clue? Do you use
to your name? We try and guess what your name is.
Give us a call, see if you can stump the
show Today on thirteen fifty five, twenty two, Patsy ready
to play. Let's go call a one. Good morning, Welcome

(47:21):
to the show, Good morning, all right, name game as
in off you go, good luck?

Speaker 8 (47:26):
Okay, my last name as in fruit.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Banana, no, lemon.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Melone, mandarin, grapes, clue, pineapple. Yes, there's so many fruits okay,
as in the group of.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Oh okay, citrus, currants, no, group of Can I have
another clue?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yes? Oh?

Speaker 13 (48:00):
Okay, they're not a stone.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Fruit berries berries, berries, yes, very very yes.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
If you don't know, you really don't with that one.
So you're a berry.

Speaker 11 (48:25):
I am a.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Berry, Betty Berry, Kathy Berry, Kathy.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Berry, good name.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I like it all right, Kathy Berry. Thank you very much,
give us a show. Take care. I just say thank
you very much for giving us a show. I think
you did one of those days today. When's the break tomorrow? Corner?

Speaker 13 (48:42):
Two morning? Everyone. So it's my first name and my
name as in, what you do when you fly into
an airport?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Land arrived, ferry Christian.

Speaker 13 (48:56):
Just go back to what you said the first time
and expand on it.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Landing, land, arrival, name, approach.

Speaker 13 (49:05):
What it's two words landing, No, it's two words, Christian.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
And it's a first name.

Speaker 13 (49:14):
You say it's my first name.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
So what you do when you arrive at the airport?

Speaker 13 (49:19):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
So would you be when you're in the planet? You descend? Descent?
Are you descend?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
It is descent.

Speaker 13 (49:32):
No, it's a word.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
You said landing that you need another word before landing.

Speaker 13 (49:39):
No, that's one word.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Plane landing.

Speaker 13 (49:44):
No, I'm landing specific.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
You're landing closer.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
You lander land play you Lander.

Speaker 13 (49:54):
Well, it's got a knee on the end. I don't
have the a, so I said Landing, No, no, just
your land.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Oh this is my favorite one. Now I'm guessing that
as a European name, would it be post.

Speaker 13 (50:13):
It's Sprinchie German?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, because I know Orlander?

Speaker 8 (50:18):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Great sci FIAC host. What's up? Caller too, thank you
very much. I love this and you have a good day. Lander. Yeah,
easy for you to say, because you know it's a
bunny boy exactly. Get those Alana's clips. Caller three, good morning.

Speaker 8 (50:40):
Yeah, good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Are we yeah? Yeah yeah yeah, not a great today.
But anyway, now, caller three, what is your clue for
us on the name game?

Speaker 8 (50:48):
So it's my surname and it's two famous cricketers.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Oh, Bradman one, blew it Ponting And so we're.

Speaker 8 (51:01):
Going then write track astraying cricketers.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
What year?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
What year? Yeah? Are we talking eighties? Legends, nineties? We're
talking the Sam Paper cheats eighties? Did you say eighties
and nineties? Oh o case.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Choose Lily Lily.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
In the eighties?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I forget it. What's your name?

Speaker 8 (51:21):
Australian cricketers?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
What's your name.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
So my first name is Shane, last name is War.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Okay, next that is a good Aussie name, Shamee War.
That's amazing fusing together two legends. All right, Shamee War.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yeah, we got that to breaking down. He equals MC squared. There,
dare we ask for anymore? Fourteen fifty five two orlanda
with an E.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
You know, sometimes they issue a severe weather warning. We
should be issuing a time wasted warning farmer songs. I
just said, Toria, how are yours? And he went solid.
We've had twenty four hours on it. And all I
would say about my workman like, yes solid, We've had
twenty four hours on farming songs. Let's see what you

(52:19):
can do coming up in five minutes time. Thank you
very much. All the text all coming in about antiqu's
close show old. This piece of clothing you own, Christian
is len here? Hey? Len, did you steal my sunshine once? Time?
MYSTI coming up farming songs. I'll put it back then. Wait,
no one, christ it's Len here. I still have an

(52:41):
ac DC jacket. Ac DC, you say, quick, producers, get
the clip ready, ac DC there you can do it. Yeah,
that's radio. It's Lenny here' were established that he's still there.
Have an ac DC battle jacket that I made when
I was fifteen years old. I'll be fifty four this year.

(53:04):
Wear it to the gee in November. Awesome jacket. I
sewed all the patches, oh my god, I remember band patches,
and also earned three hundred studs on it as well.
Then break it out, don't keep that thing in a
closet and net that beautiful exotic word for that. I'm
still talking and Christian. I still have the denim jacket

(53:27):
that I made. Do you remember we used to make
stuff to go to concerts in nineteen ninety two to
go and see KOTV you kids on the block at
the Melbourne Concert Place and they got the keys to
the city.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
That used to be a thing all the time.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I'd love to find out. Let's find out today and
report back tomorrow. Rio who has the key to Melbourne City?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I know in.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
December last year, I believe Robbie Williams himself had the
keys to the city.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Yes, drinking, it's the same set. What if you lose it?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
It's not like he's trying to get where does he
get this? The gate to the city is there, you
know he's trying to unlock it and go guys, has
anyone got a spare? Wake up the mayor. I attempted
to paint it to look like one of Joey McIntire's
from a poster on my wall. Wow, we're going deep
into band names now, little Joey. But I lost interest

(54:27):
in the.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I go to a whole show of just your stories
about then I lost interest. That's such a moment in
life when you go they get it. I'm a fan.
I wore and I sat in the front row at
the concert in Uniondell, New York. Best day of my life,
and I have had three kids and a husband and
that is still the best day of my life. What

(54:52):
a flex there, I just gave up. I love that. Right.
We got the news headlines and then I'm sorry, we
insist we must stare down the barrel of farming songs.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
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Speaker 1 (55:09):
Rob Thomas is coming here in a couple of months time.
I keep seeing the poster on it, right, and the
way my brain works a too vigilant on small things
that I can't let go the posts of the great
Rob Thomas. His shoelaces are undone and in there, and
he's obviously had a photo shoot. They're brand new trainers.
There's no way he wandered onto a set of a
photo for a studio. A great photographer would have said, hey,

(55:32):
just do the lace up. It's gonna look odd. They're
done as if. He's got this kind of unplugged, unlaced
vibe about it. And it's I shouldn't say it's irritates one.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
I could see.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
It's it's a deliberate thing of like, Rob, this is
all great, it's all great at the moment. Us a
bit too buttoned up, mate, this is try something different
you want for that, Rob? Yeah yeah sure, man, Yeah
yeah sure man, Yeah yeah about you just don't take
the shoes off, but it looks like I've just come
home from work. You're just about to kick off those
tight shoes your footloots. But not quite. You're also letting

(56:05):
them know I'm not going to sit here with just
bear socks, and I like this city's a little bit conservative,
so they won't like just bare feet either. Robert's perfect.
We've got it, We've got it. We've got it now
you see it. It's going to ruin it for a
lot of you. You can't unsee those those laces he's
going to I'm also unworried he's going to trip over
on the way, yes, getting in his limo out of there.

(56:26):
You know he's going to trip over those laces. Undone wrong.
All right, let's get it on today farming songs. It's
a time was and shout out so all the hard
working farmers. I mean that, actually that Listen to the show.
My brother and also dairy farmer got eleven hundred cows,
works twenty four seven virtually seven days a week. It

(56:49):
is insane renumber Once on Christmas Day, we're just about
to sit down to Christmas Day lunch and then he
gets a phone call and two hundred cows is broken out.
Oh no, this was I like a normal thing. So
I had to go and help him round up cows. Sorry,
get out of there, DJ slash Jerry farmer by here
by here by?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
How'd you go getting back?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah? Every single one of them. We never leave a
freezing behind. You always say that, yeah you got it,
my friend, Oh yeah, all those heifers were back all
right today, we're looking for your farming songs. What are
the farmers listening to? Hey Bell Jude, No bronze, solid,

(57:38):
rolling in the sheep, silver bless Sir. Tina Turner was
a very proud farmer. Yeah, that's right. And if you
weren't look around there it was it was spotless. That's right.
She had a proud dairy Springsteen. He's got a barn,
that's right, barn in the USA. Any good farmer, you

(58:02):
know how leg and a harvest you need that combine harvest.
Since you combine gone, we're gonna go get lucky to
get any kind of metallic for that one. And this
is plow we do it. Plow we do it. This
is plow, we do it. You got it?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
All right?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Real? What have you got? Hang on a minute and
tell let me just play a farming song. My brother
in law. It goes off when him and his farming
makes crank up. This band known as the Worsls, an
actual band that's set out set out on tour. Oh,
they always do two drunken farmers, the Worsels. This is

(58:40):
their biggest hit. I've got a brand new combine harvest.
If you're a farmer, you love this, get out of it.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
I've got a brand new Camelona Horriston and I'll give
you the key. But irritating.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Farmers are They're losing it right down. So they're doing
the moss pits. They're pitchforks, Bria. What have you got
farming songs? Your bloody city slicker, Come on, stiff neck,
burple maze, what are you judge me? Judge it out?
Purple maize is rubbish? You judge me?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, manure in the mirror. And finally, already are you
re tiring it?

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Stumps?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
You want to hoe?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Now? That's that is good? Well done? Okay, gold for that.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
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Speaker 1 (59:29):
Best in Show today thanks to Filid Cinema's Gold Class.
Go see Jurassic World of Rebirth this weekend at Philid
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and three mates for the best in show. If your
farmer songs you ready to mark, I'm ready crop some
Jupiter silver. That's very good. Actually, well done from Jess.

(59:49):
Also we've got crop the pilots.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I like that goal.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Plowbers are dinging plow to make gravy silver. That's not
the end of the plower ones. I want to plow
thee Queens. I love a long way to the crop. Yes,
crop Suey sister for the town wheat built this city
silver plus Michael Wolton, how can I milk your odders

(01:00:16):
if we can't be friends? A good line? Look at yourself,
Hell's bales, blaming on the grain, Millie Vanilli bo Hearmian
Rhapso dairy age, sheep sharing, singing barn on the hill. Okay,

(01:00:37):
who's the best in show today? Crop sewey wel doomee
ad And we are back tomorrow for the Big Friday Show.
Have a great day. Thank you very much for joining us.

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