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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Patrina Jones.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Oh, good morning, Christian O'Connell.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Good morning, Jack Posts, Good morning guys. You have come
into the earliest I've ever seen you here. I saw
your car at five twenty and I thought your wife
had finally throwing you out. Always on his way to
a charity golf tape, he's just dumped his car hit
for free parking.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Which is it? What has happened? No?

Speaker 6 (00:29):
I was in early today making a jingle for the
new Oh.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
So you're going to leave? You're gonna leave earlier cash
that time off the company.

Speaker 6 (00:39):
Sometimes even if you're not needed to be in work
and it's not going to go on your paycheck at
the end of the week.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
You just put in the who are you right now?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Who is this guy right now? So? Is this the challenge?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I say you and producer Rio yesterday, We've got a
new phone number thirteen double five, double two, and ask
both of you to come up with a separate jingle
about it.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
So have you been in early this morning singing it?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's right?

Speaker 6 (01:00):
So we're toiled on it all day yesterday into the
night by candlelight. No, that's not good enough, and fifty two,
and then I finally got it. I ranged them and said,
get in early.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
That's just this guy. They probably went, We're already here
early every day.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
By the way, everybody was already here. It's the phone.
I'm ready to sing.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
It's done.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
And is this a cover version or a unique composition?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
This is a cover version song that you'll recognize. And
you go, that's a tasty old number that I haven't
heard in a long long time.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, I am very very excited. Now I'm looking around
the whole team right now. My way of showing a hand,
who has the heating on already? Yes, two of you,
three of.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
You, come on. It's seventeen degrees today. It's two miles
too soon. Last year, you absolutely was not freezing.

Speaker 8 (01:57):
Was it was so cold? And we were sitting on
the couch last night. Each of us had a throw
over our knees and Chris is what.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Your cold knees or something? The rest of it was
over there, just your knees shint and freezing. Oh my
kneecapped is freezing.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
It was like an ave h care home last night
and Christmas.

Speaker 8 (02:17):
This aversion. You can tell he's such a dad. He
has an aversion to turning the heater on. I said,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
From father to son. Father.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Then I've got it from my dad as well. We
haven't turned the heating on because of it. And last
night we got an extra blanket for the bed.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
We've done that a few weeks.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
We actually have We're like, what's it the Bucket family
at the beginning of Charley Chocolate Factory. But why could
I had two blankets on last night because I was like,
it's too soon to put the heating on.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
So I got one blanket. She was like, Chris, I'm
telling you, I've got different women have a different body
temperature to men. I'm going to need the heating on.
I went when it got two blankets, tucked her in
at an elderly.

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Partner because it's like, once it's on, it's on for
the season, So why do we like wait to put
it on.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's like, have we said that, haven't said that? Last
night I had to be restrained from actually lighting a fire.
My wife went, right, if we can't have the heating off,
we don't need would in the house for an eight.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Olds wave, keeping warm? What we're gonna do? Move the
bed in by the fire.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Christian Big News This Morning tuning in. Wow, Jack coming
in early. I know, guys, the listeners are shot.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
We're all shot. He's lasting first out what they call
it lefo Jack coming in early.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Even the listeners now go, my god, it's like conclave
on The show reminds me of an eighties action show
where one of the main characters have been cloned and
start behaving bizarre and productively.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Can you try and find out what TV show this was?
Does anyone have any idea what he's on about?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
All right?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Every Tuesday on the show, then we find out whether
your day yesterday or your Monday? Are you starting a
week on Monday? Winner or loser? Patsy, how is your day?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Ye, sir, I am definitely winning. Win a chicken dinner.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
You wouldn't think so, though, initially because I had a
dentist appointment yesterday.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Just you know, I'm going to get freezing cold knees
in that chair you put it in. Put a throw
these knees, would you, doctor?

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Put it in recline, not just recline like they put
you way back. My Dennis puts me way back, like
my feet are nearly on the ceiling.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
It's ridiculous, like someone who's never been to the dentists
were a time.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Trailers are in cuff and they're hanging you up.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
Jack anyway, So I had just the clean of the
check up and he goes, you do you know it's
been like two years since you've had your X rays?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
You do you to have X rays? And I said, no,
I can't have X rays.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
X rays, especially if they go everything. Everything seems to
be fine, you're not in pain. You don't need X rays.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
They find stuff at all.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
I think that's a money maker.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh well every two scam.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
But he's coming. What you're doing? What do you get
your beat? Wake up? Jack by it don't burn out
too soon.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
So I dodged the X rays by making up an excuse.
I said, oh, sorry, my parking is going to expand.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Listen, and I don't should behavior just say to them
I don't want the X race.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
No, I didn't have the heart to tell you.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Just tell you I've got a drink problem. And any
spare cash goes.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
On the brand mothers I don't want a parking ticket,
so let's just do the discale in the Polish today.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Please just say, listen where I live, having sort of teeth,
just drop out your head round.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
You it's okay, No, so I dodged the X rays.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
You say, I think I can hear a park Yeah, okay,
what I said.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
I've got a parking ticket last time, which I didn't
and I don't want to get another one, so I
haven't got time.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Just do you think they believed any of that sort
of rigmarole? I reckon, You do know there's no way
people just know when it's some sort of bs And
are you telling this lie wise yet? Feet you're pointing
up to the heavens.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh, it's ridiculous. You should say it. The angle is insane.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
No, they don't. They do the same thing for all. Actually,
they're going to hurt their backs doing what they need
to do that industry.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Because then if your head's down towards the floor, he's
going to be kneeling.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
On the dround. They're going to put that back out.
Jackie boy, you're a Monday winner or loser.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I'm a loser at the moment.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
I've got a suspicious noise in my car that I
can't work out what it is. So when I'm driving
between zero and like twenty kilometers an hour, so driving slowly.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Real slowly. If you're a zero, I got a problem
with the car. It's not moving when I'm at zero.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
This is the sound that it's making.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
He's got chickens.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Its like a farm.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah, session salt the ok and saw chuck it.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
But it sounds like a wooden, creepy ship.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
The tests at the forefront of new technology.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Now the reason why it stands out, I think is
because the testa is so quietly.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
So usually this is.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
So this is Bianca driving me, recording out the window,
so get the noise properly.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Come on, Is that something to do with the suspension?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
It sounds like comedy sound. It's not. That's real.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I think that's in your bedroom.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
No, what is what would even why would you even
say that? Now?

Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's definitely suspension, isn't it all sounds like.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Something to do with the suspension. It gets worse as
we go over the speed bumps.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Wow, now, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Now understand why yesterday you were running late because you
couldn't get into this machine.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
The car.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
It's driving fine, it's just making a funny noise.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh yeah, no, I mean this is what I call
driving fine. Nice for a nice country driving. Take Gorton,
Just turn the just turn the radio. Really allow us
to drown out the sounds.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
So when can Muskie put up on the old trolley
and never look at it?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
The earliest I could get in his next.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Tuesday, don't they mend themselves? Testa hands come out and
I start attacking your car with hammeles.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
One of you d'Or an email this morning with a big,
massive news if you just joined us. By the way,
Jackposts came into it today uncharacteristically early, no early, early early, like,
oh my god, we've got a situation near Defcon one.
And one of you said, it reminds you of a
TV show in the eighties where one of the main
characters was cloned and start to behave in a very
uncharacteristic productive way. Now, a lot of you, obviously you've

(08:34):
got busy lives to do, you've got stuff to go to.
But when someone throws a question out there on this show,
sometimes your brains get snagged on it. Christian and I
I've got a lot on today, but I cannot move
on from the Clone TV show. I've had a look
on the interweb before. No completely different lady now, Jenny
Souter morning, Christian. I believe it's an episode of Buffy
the Vampires there, season five, episode three. The replacement in

(08:57):
that episode A Demon's one splits Zomder too two Zander's.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
I have actually seen this episode? Is I Love Buffy?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
One of whom is confident, receives a promotion at work
and secures an apartment to share with his girlfriend Anya,
the other whom feels like an anxious, jealous looser. I
have no life, Christian, You're welcome. The original agent who
said this going, Christian. I think it was an episode
of night Rider in nineteen eighty five where there were
suddenly two Michael Knights Hasselhoff. There was a good one

(09:25):
and the bad one.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
All right, please which one am? I? Now? I'm not
sure A good jack.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't know whether you're the good jack, your high
per productive jack trying to secure a promotion at work.
So we're asked you this morning, are you a Monday
winner or loser? I'm a Monday winner today? Actually, yes,
I was saying on the show, how because of being
overseas in England for two weeks and see my mom
and dad in eight different beds in like twelve days,
I've hurt my neck and so I went out to

(09:49):
go to any only physioarchic get in. It was an
osteopath to go and see yesterday's never been before and
they had a vacancy at three o'clock.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
So when's this new place?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
And as soon as you go in there was someone
on reception right, and I seious, you think this this
person was so impressive and the heart and soul of
this little place that actually we should do like a
receptionist of the year. We have a great one here
called Josh Fantastic.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
He is the he is actually the heart soul of
this place. He really is. He likes everybody up when
they come into work, no matter what you got carrying
sort of baggage with you when you come into this place.
Josh is the first person who see reception it and
he's just got this, he's this, got this effervescent luminosity
about him. He just has right.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
And he was off for a couple of weeks having
a medical procedure that even just Now Jack was trying
to insist, have you found any more information about what
it was?

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Great, Christian, did you find out what that was?

Speaker 9 (10:40):
Have you gotten around to that year.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Going to go? I need some more of these sharpies Josh.
And by the way, was it a butthole problem? What
was he doing? What she said? Did you get around like.

Speaker 9 (10:54):
He had the tone of as that we were?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Now, you know this is part of your key duties.
You do the breakfast show and you wander around finding
if anyone had that medical procedure. Can I just chat
you anyway?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Next time I go past, where are you going to go?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I say, like, you're going to see your testicle's okay?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Now, glad to hear your hips?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
What if it's not a hip thing? Is he you
in retract infection?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, then glad to see.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Or we had anal fishers? What do you do?

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Then he could have easily had that. Then I'll just
let it pass.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
So there's a criteria. Now today I kind of want
to go listen Jack's fact going up the way his
mind works.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
We need to know what it is, Josh. Anyway, Yes,
So I go to this.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
New ocedeoplace and there's a lady there on reception called Jackie.
She says, she's like a Josh.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
She may have had a medical procedure that I didn't
need to know about, but anyway, she clearly ran this place.
I go in, I sort of sit down, and then
she goes. She doesn't mean to say hello. She goes
to me.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
You know, there's that always that little waiting area, and
you've got like eight chairs and sort of people are
all on their phones. She just sort of starts speaking
to me quite a loud volume.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yes, that is your radio station, and no, we didn't
turn on because you're in today.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
And I was like, God, it's already so awkward.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
People are now looking up looking at me, staring at me,
don't know who I am, don't care who I am.
Now are kind of like, what does he do?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
And then it goes gold one oh four point three
and you hear one of our show jingles start to play,
and I'm like, and it wasn't a very good one,
and I'm singing now, sinking down not to me.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I hate hearing those jingles. Yea, it always makes a thing.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Is that the best part of the show?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Does anyone listen to us? These are the thoughts idees
saying that receptuous anyway, Jackie, and then the channel for
five minutes, right, and then went in to get my treatment.
I said that JACKI reception is amazing, isn't she? She goes,
she is the lifeblood of this place. She knows when
people come in and they'rebviously in a lot of pain,
she already starts to treat them just by how she is.
And that's Josh with the mysterious medical injury. Josh, what

(12:58):
please come in with the T shirt today, just telling
us once and for all and the mystery what was
up with you? Anyway? I'm a Monday winner. We must
do Receptionists of the Year. Any other thing Chat wants
me to do today is have you had a medical procedure?
What was it?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast a.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Couple times a week on the show, we open up
the phone lines for song requests, but we narrow it down.
You can only get your song played and your request
heard by us if you do a certain job. By
the way, I just looked at my calendar. It is
May in two days time. This year, it's going so
quickly and May I'm super excited about for two reasons

(13:36):
that Winning Anniversary and then the other one Tom Cruise
Final Reckoning comes out in three weeks time. Have you
had the email with the invite to the early Yes,
you're going on the seventeen. Let's go up at dinner beforehand.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Patsy's paying, Can you guys sometimes send that on to
me your check.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
I probably can't carry to that one. I've got something else,
so you can have my ticket.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Thank you, Patsy.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Week before it comes out. What have you seen the trailers?

Speaker 7 (14:01):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Have you seen any of them?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah? I've loved the especially the most recent one.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Loved that was your favorite one?

Speaker 7 (14:07):
We're talking Mission Impossibly?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yes, No, Toptail.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Was that the one where he stole the Russian jet? No,
that was top go.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Oh my words, there's a movie company. Don't invite him? No,
do not sit next to me going so is he?
Guys are so? Say? Wait? Wait yesterday Jack co So,
by the way, I saw a great action movie the
other day. You heard of it, The Fugitive. Oh you
mean the one that I saw in nineteen ninety three,
That Better Not Being Double was very good? Great? We

(14:41):
all seen it. We saw it. It was massive in nineteen
ninety three. I was twenty two years ago. What movie
Channing I have been watching? What was big in the nineties?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Thirty two years ago?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
The nineties?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, oh god, I'm so Anyway, songs four today and
you can get your song heard on the show.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Then what do you want us to play?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
If you're an overnight shift worker, so you may actually
be on the way home right now, you might be
still finishing the last hour or two of your shift.
But if you are one of the overnight heroes that
keeps the city going, lines are open only for you
to get your song played this morning.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Give us a call. Ninth No, no, why I need
the jingle? The king needs the jingle? That phone number
went two weeks ago. Why we don't know?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Mysterious things happen when we take a break. We're lucky
to even have jobs when we come back from a take.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
It's lucky. It's just the phone number that got replaced.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Thirteen double five, double two is a number to call
us now, thirteen double five, double two, Please update your
phone records. Thirteen double five, double two. What song would
you love us to play? If you're an overnight shift worker.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Christian, I have missed the beginning of the conversation, but
Jack being coned into new productive Jack, are you thinking
of the movie Multiplicity?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Someone else will say it's Buffy. You know when Xander
got cloned? And what about the night Rider episode in
eighty five, the two bad Michael Knights, Christian Jack Cars
sounds like the Willy wonkamer bill. This is Jack's tesla
that is really playing up at the moment. I'm no mechanic.
This doesn't sound right actual audio. It sounds like chickens

(16:22):
in a coop, Willy Wonka.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
That's exactly the.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Same JAXX tesla, Willy wonkamobile, everything except the bubble. You
want to have a word with the lump olumpus to
get that jacked up to then have a look at
it all right. So every once in urchur in the
week we open up the boone lights. You can get

(16:52):
your song on the show, and we look for a
certain job of occupation and we celebrate those today.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's just a hard graft out there, the overnight heroes.
While everybody else is asleep. You are doing your bit
for this big city, and that is people like Liz.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Good morning, Liz, welcome to the show.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
Good morning, Christian.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
How are you today?

Speaker 5 (17:10):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Now you sound like someone You've got a good, clear, confident,
present phone voice. So I'm guessing you're a phone operator overnight.

Speaker 10 (17:19):
Yeah, I'm a police dispatter at Triple zero.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Oh brilliant, great, important work overnight to do. How long
you've been doing that, Liz.

Speaker 10 (17:26):
I just celebrated my twenty years and I'm shortly going
to retire. I'm too old.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
What they're going to miss you, Liz? Are you training
up the next generation?

Speaker 9 (17:35):
No?

Speaker 10 (17:35):
No, I'm leaving that to the young ones to do
all the technology.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, but can we still call you if I have
a problem during the night, of course? Okay, cool, all
right now Liz. And so what are you retiring doing? Nothing?
Will semi retiring?

Speaker 10 (17:51):
Well, I'm going to go on a big trip and
have a think. Well, I'm away, Mike might come back
and do some casual work from time to time. Needs
to keep my brain active.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Yeah, and what are you going to travel around Australia?
Where are you going to go on your trip?

Speaker 10 (18:02):
Now, I'm going back to England to see my family
and then from there. I'm going to Uganda to see
the gorillas kind of quite similar.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Really, oh, my work, my city.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
It's only about that week. It's okay, post Brexit, and
that's pretty incredible. So is that like a bucket list
thing to go and see the gorillas of Uganda?

Speaker 11 (18:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Top of the.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
Bucket list when I decided to retire. Turn the page
onto the next plan and top of the bucket list.
It's been there for about twenty five years. You're kidding,
see the gorillas?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, Now, why are you going to see the gorillas
of Uganda? Because a friend of mine went to see
the gorillas in Peru. Now why are you going to
see the gorillas in your Ganda?

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Are they bigger or.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
Oh I didn't even know that it.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Oh there are?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, no, there are on the Inca trail really yeah
yeah yeah there are?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 10 (18:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Listen, you don't even know what mission possibly is. It's
not joining into me and Liz.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Kicking up here and having a good chat about the
grillas grilla trips of the world. Yeah, because you can
do look a couple of days trek and the Incatrell
and then go into the old Great Apes.

Speaker 10 (19:03):
I had no idea.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
That's I'll have my blone right now. All right, well,
listen you ever think about it today? Liz? What song
can we play for you?

Speaker 10 (19:11):
If you could play mister Brightside by the Killers, that
will just about get me.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Home in one piece?

Speaker 10 (19:15):
I think?

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Great? Will we do that?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Is there anyone you work with it? You want to
say hello to part of the team there?

Speaker 10 (19:20):
Ah, just so everyone they're at triple zero. They do
amazing work and are the unsung heroes. And also to
all the cops on the road of course they do
a hard job too.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
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Speaker 5 (20:05):
Yes, he was there yesterday. He's back in the kitchen.
Is he teamed? Darpader's cooking once more? Al scans It
all makes sense, you know, you go Master Chef. You
think about that show. It's been around for years. It's
a great show, always good watch.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Ramsey's back, Darth Vader's back as well. All right, so
let's find out then this out works. Then Darth Vader
is cooking something in the kitchen. Try as hard as
you can. I mean it is so easy, but try
as hard as you can try and possibly work out
what is he making today? As soon as he gets
to gimme call thirteen double five, double two.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
There's a daph from the kitchen. What am I going
to do? There is a dath in the kitchen? What
am I going to do?

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Anyway?

Speaker 13 (20:45):
Enough all that, Thank you, Christian. How good was that
episode last night?

Speaker 14 (20:50):
The Chicken's pinker than your little Big Yes.

Speaker 13 (20:54):
Sir, So good to have Goden back. He's tough but fair.
For today's lun't three, I'll take a little triple party
looks here today. You'll give me a hand touchy topic.
I am your father. First step, make sure the Potter's
molted guests look like my face had lots of sliced

(21:15):
onions to salt them, make them suff off the beef stump,
the rock down to the dark side, served with punchy
baguett off a final delicious strike. Or look, no more snackies.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Then know's ready. I'll never join you.

Speaker 13 (21:32):
Back to you at your rebel based Christian.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
They go, what was Darth cooking up in the gachen?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Another real tough one, wasn't it so many ingredients?

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Wait? Three? Okay, lines are open now. Thirteen double five,
do a toast tomorrow, smeth abow on toast? I reckon
darting by Thursday.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
All right, lines are open now, thirteen double five, double two.
What was dart just cooking in the kitchen? You can
win one thousand dollars in cash, then master Chef.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Now it's no big news for you guys, but it
is really because actually, if you were regularly take part
in the show, we really would love you too. Actually
update put it in your phone. Okay that this is
Christian's number if you ever want to call the show,
but anything, put it in now.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
It's a new number two.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Weeks ago, and for the last seven years it used
to be nine four one four one oh four three.
And then the first I heard of it was last
Thursday when I was doing a catch up on my
way back from London with one of the team.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
And I went and I take it you know about
the new number. I went, four four What we've got
a new number? Why? No one had any answers? Why
does it matter? Actually it breaks with sewer Boss operates
at Radio four. Dy Chess.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
We wouldn't even understand, would you tried to explain to us.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Literally, white belts to a ninth Dan of radio. We
bound down to tanaka kata, that is what she insists.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
We call it as well. Anyway, there's a new number.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Thirteen double five, double two. It needs a classic radio jingle.
Now throw out the fables. Throughout hundreds and hundreds of years,
there've been.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Tales of kings and ancient kingdoms.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Who didn't know which of his two beloved sons to
give the heir to the throne to one day, Who
was the more resourced and capable to take over the
kingdom one day. This is the dilemma I find myself
with young forty something, Jack Post, I caught you there,
maybe the light you looked a bit older, sorry, racing

(23:30):
towards forty something former Padaway and Joe Post and producer Rio. Now,
sometimes in the studio it is like two two sibling rivalry.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Here. Sometimes there's Tao flicking that goats on in here.
It's like the top gun luckas in between these two.
I decided to ham that up and turn them against
each other, like ever any great leader on a radio show.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
So yesterday we ended the show and I said, listen, guys,
we need a new jingle. Jack, do you want to
have a go twenty four hours of making a great
killer one? And I said yes, Rio, you've also accepted
the challenge.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
Absolutely, And may I say you're looking particularly wise?

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Is good?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Now we just try to get into Jack's hedges. Now,
Rio just asked Jack if he wanted to make any
last minute changes.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
No, happy with what I got, Very happy with what
I got.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, okay. So I asked Jack if you want to
go first? He's opted to go second.

Speaker 9 (24:26):
The coward's way out.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
All right, So Rio, I'm just about to play yours.
Do you want to say anything beforehind.

Speaker 9 (24:33):
Yes, Christian, this is your kingdom, This is your realm.
But within the realm, I think the most important part
is the village. So I've turned to the village people.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh my god, already I love him. On the Great Bands,
Jack is luding a little bit sweaty as he races
towards forty. All right, let's play it. Producer Rio's entry
in the jingle Idol toll Us on.

Speaker 12 (24:56):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two A thirteen fifty far twenty two.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Kids, girl, We've got everything.

Speaker 12 (25:06):
Price is for you to win.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
You hang out with.

Speaker 9 (25:12):
Thirteen fifty five twenty.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Two twenty two. Oh, this is good.

Speaker 12 (25:20):
We'll have so much fun when you call him.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Come on, if.

Speaker 12 (25:24):
Your story is not too long.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Wait, he's come back from the room with a hot entry.
And watch that. I see I'm a jack. It's shade.
I can just about see him under that canopy. There
the shade. Okay, what have you got?

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Let me come out into the sun, then, Kingie, I
have chosen man Fred Man's song Do Diddy Diddy?

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Good song, big hit back in the day.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
And every good brand needs a strong mascot.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
We're a brand. It's the dark Fader cooking in a
fictional kitchen a brand. I love it.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
The mascotar chosen is Sue the Boss, the original author
of the new phone number.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Here it is my jingle, ready for submission.

Speaker 15 (26:15):
Sue the Boss was just walking down the streets singing
teen fifty five twenty two taper a thing is on
a smart phone screen ringerteen fifty five twenty to thirteeneen
fifty five fifty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
That's the number that is new.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
It's good.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
It's over real quick, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh a good jingle?

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Actually right?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
The jingle is usually in the last ten percent of
an hour.

Speaker 9 (26:49):
It's stopped a little short right at the end. It's
like there was one more line to come.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
No, No, there wasn't.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
You're right, there actually wasn't it left you wanted more?

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Well, two very different takes, two very different sons of
the King.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Interesting choice there, Jack to go with Sue the Boss.
It is contract talk time at the moment. I'm guessing
which is why you decided to make super star of it,
not the show.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
The listeners, Sue the Boss. They've never heard on the show.
Please put time and effort to watship at the feet
of Sue the boss.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
This says, bum licking tody, you are not right.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Put the throne to this kingdom. Rio the.

Speaker 9 (27:34):
Air.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Let's hear the winning jingle.

Speaker 12 (27:38):
Nineteen fifty five twenty two. Call us on thirteen fifty
five twenty two.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
We've got everything.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
Price is for you to win.

Speaker 12 (27:50):
You can hang out with a thirty thirteen fifty five
twenty two.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
So much work went into this, so much work. You
will have so much fund.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
You come if your story is not And a warning and.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
A warning, keep it short, brevity. He always wins.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Rhyme with the original YMCA.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I didn't like him.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Wow sourness in the kingdom.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And that's sur prime.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
The Kassick radio jingle is an art form.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
They used to make so many great ones that had
this irresistible hook that actually a lot of those writers
used to write the radio jingles used to write pop
hits as well, because it was the same technique, basically
clearing that little hook that goes round around your head.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Well, some of those jingles haven't been on radio TV
for thirty years, and I can still remember the phone number.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
See there you go, So which one still is in
your head that you can let you know off by heart.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
I think the old timer is Loubmobile thirteen thirty thirty two,
said best by the little kid in the add thirteen
thirty thirty two.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Set two.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
That's thirteen thirty thirty two. I'll never forget that number.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
I don't know if still is still going around with
the same number, but they should be.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Oh wait, how many years ago is out? Then?

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Jack that kid that easily the nineties that run around team,
So you remember it as well?

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Patch, Yeah, I do. It's a number thirteen thirty thirty two.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
That's thirteen thirty thirty two.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
It's a very well made at thirteen thirty two.

Speaker 16 (29:27):
That's thirteen thirty thirty two.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Now just learning from the greats. Okay, we need to
get hold of a cute sounding kid to read.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Out that phone numbers well properly.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yes, maybe he's got a couple of teeth that you
fell out and you're waiting for another one to drop down.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
If that's your kid, please put them to work.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I will stop at nothing to succeed in radio Partici
Kating is bouncing up and down her chair and she's
been at that for an hour and a half. Now,
what's the number that you could still memorize?

Speaker 8 (29:56):
One three, double six, triple bab.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Okay, well that's eight. That's eight different songs in there.
You sound like a homeless person. What is it?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
It was a reading writing hotline.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I don't know what they did, but I just remember
the number.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
All right, what's the number? A game?

Speaker 10 (30:12):
One three, double oh six, triple five or six?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Remember I don't even know what the beat is. Are
you doing something on a half beat or it's like
a radio head just rotted rhythm.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Call the reading writing hotline?

Speaker 15 (30:26):
One three, double oh six, triple five, O six one three.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Double old six, triple five or six.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Now listen, I know you know the number, but judging
from me spelling, you really need to give that number
a call.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Seriously, I've never seen shocking.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I work at the speed of light out here.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
I go through many many listeners, and I am tied.
Say that is lat microphone.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
If Ferrari comes up and I don't necessarily well.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
I would know it would be like fong yah fair
aero rosh or Ferrari.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
It is even the most basic mates.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
We are you right?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
No, Lee, We've had Seriously, here's that number? Do you
want to get a penn, call the.

Speaker 15 (31:09):
Reading Writing Hotline one three, double oh six, triple five
six one three.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Double old six, triple five or six.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I remember when we were interviewing, Okay, she told me
that she'd written six hundred articles for a local.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
News by the age of sixteen.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Goodness knows what those Queenslanders she used to do.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Hang on a minute, we've we've landed on the men.
No monk, We've landed on a monk.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
She told me she used to do reviews for movies
that she didn't even watch.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Shad, I did not, and Shade, you're watching movies from
the nineties and eighties and thinking they're new.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
So what a burn from field there? You're going to
be all right? Do you want some tissues? Because when
she goes for you, so Sledges.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
What's the jingle? Now?

Speaker 5 (32:01):
How can you drive home today? You're going to have
a her slegend.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Andy, you've been watching movies from the eighties and nineties,
all right, So what phone numbers can you still remember
from classic jingles? Give us a call? Thirteen fifty five,
twenty two. They got to me, They got to Rio
and Jack, they bended the knee and.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Now I've done it to Dona mate myself sometimes thirteen
fifty five, twenty.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Two Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
And wanted to edit.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Christian, the FN Village People phone number is now stuck
in my head.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Yet that's the point of the mate. No need to
swear this time morning, sir, mind your piece and queues okay.
And also it's not the phone number for the Villagh people.

Speaker 9 (32:42):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Is that big cheef?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
I want to speak to the poison?

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Then he's hard hat there. Good on to Cray Christian.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
I'm not saying that Jack lost the challenge because he
chose the wrong song, but I think he may have
won if he used the jingle that you just the
jingle that you loved out there's yeah, if you use
a Loomobile one you could have got Gordon to the number.
Let's do in data, Okay, I'm that Okay, I do
over then the best of three team.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
I like it?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Great, good idea, Christian. I just got cut up on
an A p M. By guess what Van.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Loua Bill, Christian.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I swear to God what are the odds? And wait
for it? The phone numbers still the same, Mark Lockwood,
great spot. What an honor me cut up by them
as well? This morning? What are the odds?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
So this morning then we're asking you what radio jingle
phone numbers can you still remember? Cynthia, Good morning, welcome
to the show.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
Thank you, Christian one three to one, door six pizza
livery see.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Isn't amazing how this stuff is this in our headstall
all those years it remains in there, burrowed away.

Speaker 10 (33:54):
It's my Alzheimer's tist to make sure I still know.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Cynthia. Thank you very much, you co mate, Thanks for
calling the show. Have a good day, Take care, guys.

Speaker 16 (34:06):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Jess, Good morning, Jess, good morning. What's it for you, Jess?

Speaker 10 (34:11):
Victory Curtains and Blinds. Victory, Victory, Curtains and blind one, three,
one three.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
I'm just watching reading Jack and Patsy's lips.

Speaker 14 (34:22):
It's like carry okay, isn't it a.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Trance?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
There you go, Jess, Thank you very much, have a
good day. Thanks for calling the show, guys. Bye, Natalie,
good morning, good morning. All right, Natalie, So what is
the classic radio jingle phone number you can still remember?

Speaker 17 (34:46):
Not just a number of the full song from Ruth Steel.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
We're getting the album Let's go for it, Go for it, Natalie.

Speaker 17 (34:54):
All right. Oh and your Ruthy is getting lost to
train the liking and the moss. If your order isn't
we and order be give it back that old appeal
with a visit from Russeial one three hundred and thirty
six seven osso well done.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Yeah, let's play back this is how I went.

Speaker 18 (35:11):
Oh and your roof is getting lost between the like
and ask when your order isn't where it all?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
And give it back that old.

Speaker 15 (35:19):
Appeal with a visit from roof Seal one three hundred
and thirty six seven O seven O.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Hi, I'm the rus seal.

Speaker 12 (35:26):
Let me clean replaced to repair order and recoach your.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Roof for a fraction of new roof price.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Natalie, well done, great scales, Thank you very much.

Speaker 10 (35:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yesterday on the show Huge Showbiz Spotting by the one
and only Petrina Jones Patsy.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Which a lister did you see?

Speaker 8 (35:50):
Yeah, Ryan Gosling one hundred percent. I have an eye
and a nose for.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Gossip. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
What does he smell of? Sandal wood?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Sandal wood and musculinity And.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
That's a head of news. Musculinity in.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I love it exactly what you mean.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Yes, you're right, Race, it's all tight and talking.

Speaker 8 (36:22):
Nostrils were flaring his Indorman past our car into subway
at Talkie.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
That's the bit where it goes into what we call bs.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
That guy is in his life. Look at the state
of what is.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
He might be getting the front. He might be the
new Holk or something.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
That And there's just no evidence to say that he's
in Australia.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Whatso why would he give evidence? Jackie wouldn't want to
be would he. He needs pace and quiet when he's away.
He doesn't want to be packed by photographers.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
When you kick up us like that.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
They sent Detective Rio to speak to that subway in Talkie.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
What did they say yesterday when you called them?

Speaker 9 (37:02):
We called and talked to the manager. He said none
of their staff had seen Ryan Gosling. It might have
been a case, Patsy that they just simply didn't have
the I for.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
All with an NDA non disclosure them off.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
It could besh guy, I don't want to hear about
this on TMC.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
So ten bucks for you can I do tap and go.
I don't carry cash.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
I'm like I'm living over the road at the caravan
park for the next two weeks.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
I'm going to flip it.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Now got into fantasy.

Speaker 8 (37:34):
Then I'm going to flip you a hundred bucks if
you don't say anything, don't let on who I am,
and then I'm here in tens.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
If it was they probably make double easily to tm
us dollars.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
But we did get a hot tip online that Tom
Cruise is currently in PA.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
He's three weeks out from the biggest movie of the year. Okay,
his final The Fine a reckoning of Mission Impossible. What
there's some premiere's getting ready for him two weeks time
in Yes.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
Yeah, well the perimee is here in Melbourne for Australia.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (38:10):
Halfway he's getting into character. She's done the movie. That
doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
What a great well, what a great place though to
keep a low profile, you know, he wants to sort
of scarcity, go to ground. Where's the last place.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
As long as he's got enough hundred dollars notes so
that anytime.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
He goes to get lunch.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
All right, so this morning we want to know who
do you think you saw, whether or not color Mints later, Oh,
there's no way that's them. Who do you think you
saw that first impression, that first glimpse. I seriously thought
I'd convinced myself like Patsy's that I saw Steve Martin
last year at Flinders Station and really did look like him. Okay,
very well dressed, white haired guy, similar age, similar height.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
And I see there is that fancy hat place and
one outside what is that.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Called Malmdian's reviewed the city had.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
And I'm always wondering, like it's prime real estate round
there must be expensive like land around that. How many
of those hats they're selling a year.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Because you don't see many hat I.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Don't see any of those Fodoras or Acoubra's that they
sell there. I'd love to know how many they're shifting.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Maybe they're not paying rent and they get some kind
of heritage.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
They are heritage listed.

Speaker 8 (39:21):
They've been there since the eighteen hundreds institution.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Yeah, do you know what tomorrow the show, anyone brought
a hat from there. I don't care whether it's you
or selling family. It's a mysterious, enigmatic place to me. Anyway, Jack,
who do you think you've seen?

Speaker 6 (39:35):
I saw one of the greatest soccer players of.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
All someone on the League even bigger than that. It
is impossible. Did you know it's Leonelle.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
It's Leonel, Well, I call him Lenny anyway, I mean
Barcelona on a gap year two thousand and seven. I'm
waiting in line at a club to get in.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
What Jack said, what is it waiting to get.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I'm waiting in.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Line at the club and the murmur goes through the
crowd as a limo pulls up, everyone's talking about passed.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Down the line.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
Apparently that's Linel Messy and he's going to jump the
line and get into the club.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Now, several people did get out of.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
The limo, not including him, and go through to the
front of the line. But I looked, even though the
windows were very tinted, I looked through, and I'm pretty
sure I saw the silhouette of one of the greatest
of all time.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
What the first hand account.

Speaker 14 (40:33):
But he's not.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Going through the front door, though, is he?

Speaker 6 (40:35):
Yes, you know, you're right, so's his mates probably went
through the front and they put him through some sort
of secret entrance.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Yeah, you're quite right. What was that club like, by
the way, is that you want to just go check? True?

Speaker 6 (40:46):
Truly, that was probably the last time I was a
night blow retired in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
All right, who do you think you saw?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two, Give us a call, would
take your spotting after Hunters and Collectors? Holy Grail Now
fourteen minutes past eight. Christian o'connells showing gold. Which celebrity
do you think you saw? Thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Reason to join us tomorrow morning on the show. Anyone
bought a hat from city Hatters in the street. I'm
just on the website right now. You're right, Patsy, They've
been there years nineteen ten. You want to you want
to get a tribe, a fedora, a formal hat, a cap,
a panama. That's your place to go. All right, then,
who do you think you saw? Which famous person do
you swear blind that you think you saw? No, it's

(41:34):
not the phone number thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Who we got here? Jeremy Brackett's English. You come with
a warning. This is how they speak about us, is
how they speak about me behind my backs. Christian Brackets English.
He's coming, He's coming, Come and get ready. Jeremy Bracket's English.
Be warned.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
We have an englishman talking to an englishman. Jeremy, who
do you think you saw?

Speaker 11 (41:55):
Good morning everybody, how are we now?

Speaker 5 (41:57):
Good morning, chas, Who do you think you saw?

Speaker 11 (41:59):
We think we've saw el McPherson in Whitby near the
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So me and my Benny Hill. Listen, we don't need
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There's twenty twenty five, very pacy. But she was running,
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Speaker 11 (42:33):
She was running away from me.

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Yeah, and you definitely think it was What do you
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seaside town well and Tips.

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Yeah, Whitby is a place where the Endeavor Captain Cook
came from. So that's the only reason why we think
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Being chased by some crazy englishman.

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All right, Okay, Jeremy Hill.

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welcome shows. So who do you think you saw? Which
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Billy Joel, Billy John? Where you where was Billy?

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He was in a cafe in Saint Kilda.

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Now which one in Saint Kilda. There's there's so many
around there.

Speaker 16 (43:34):
Yeah, one or three. I can't remember watch which one was.
I kind of remember why I actually went into the cafe.

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Was having a full English fry up.

Speaker 16 (43:45):
I just remember turning around from the counter and walking
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and going, hang on. I said, your bill of Joel
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What I'm thinking of his breakfast is going ice cold
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But he actually stopped me and he said, you know what,
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Even though doing some sort of podcast interview. What is
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I noticed that. You go, You're pretty Joel, don't you.

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But no, no big fuss whatsoever. You could just eat
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Speaker 9 (49:13):
Yes, I went to Korea, and I thought, one day,
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To this place.

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Beautiful sort of traditional Have you been to like a Turkish.

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Bath or anything like that?

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I have, ye, yes, kind of quite intimidating experience. Actually
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And I only went back the next day to collect
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I lost, Yes, that's right, I lost my key. Had
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Like?

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Speaker 9 (50:16):
It's not just what you think is like a nice
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And also we all know what a Japanese onsen is.
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They're very strict about that.

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Well, what would they do if I've got my underpants?
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You have to be that, do you?

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So that was the first Yeah, that was the first
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Like you're waiting area or do you just go in
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I'll give you a moment.

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They tell you at the front door the locker room
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that's the first sort of confronting step. Then I go
in there and the massage table is in the middle
of the onsense, so there's three spars around me and
it's just a wooden table with a man with a

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huge glove.

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And a bucket of water.

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So first you get.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
On the table and I'm facing up with no towel,
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It's just like he's dogging you as well. He's not
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View, every It's amazing.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
He really man handles you, and so he's like sort
of bending me like a pretzel and grubbing.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
With that glove, with that glove.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
But sometimes just the way the male works and stuff
like that, sometimes when they's all heat and friction, things
can get confused and stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (52:16):
Know, your body's in so much shock.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
By the time Redshaw you're back into some other technique.
He's doing a wheelbarrow or some of that with you
around the place.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
Yeah, it goes for like half an hour of just
really invigorous scrubbing, and all of your body is in
the air. You're in front of an entire like sauna
of Japanese men.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Tomorrow show Cultural it's understanding. I didn't know that story
is going to go that way. We're back tomorrow.

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