October 21, 2025 • 55 mins
Crazy Weather, Aussie Names, Halloween, Lost In Translation, Facetime with Mum, Australia's Broken 100, What Are The Odds and The Timewaster!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Got anything Big?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I got in the Yuba this morning. I was walking
out my house to the Uber and it was like,
my god, it's so warm right now at twenty degrees.
Today's going to be a glorious day. It's what I
moved here for this weather like this. Twenty two minutes later,
I get out the same uber. It's raining, but warm rain,
warm rain, and the patchy sense of here weather warning, windy,
(00:48):
like it's going to be squarely today.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, yes, batten down the hatches.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
One hundred and thirty k's really severe. What's so unusual
about it is that it's not just a pocket of
the state.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's like the entire state. So it will start in
the south northeast, southwest, southwest.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I know that. Areer heard it? North no, south,
north east west. Yes, you said it's gonna be everywhere.
It's all the compass points.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
And then it'll move east across the rest of the
state and hit Melbourne this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
And how crazy is this Sydney Today.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Is expecting a top of thirty nine and on track
for it to be their hottest ever October day on record.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's crazy lore same, it's not the Wizard of Oz
here today.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I love how you described it pads as gnarly.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, Narli's the perfect I like what so I call
it squirrely because sometimes October can be a bit like.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
This, Yeah, just a bit nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Melbourne doesn't transition easily into spring. Just when you think
i'll get the weather's great, I'll put the bed sheets out,
it goes. Hold my beer. Summer's not quite here, my friend.
We will let you know when the good times are here.
Squirrely and gnarly. That's the weather for today. Twenty one
degrees and rain.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
There's no transition anymore, though, Like there were four definite seasons.
I can remember glowing up growing up. But now it's
like a wee winter. Oh now we're summer.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes, it was a really it found like a're never
ending some of this year. Yeah, yes, it went, d
yes it went. But I'll tell you what. I was
listening to your news this morning, guys, and the name
Mike Bush leapt out at me. This to me is
a one hundred percent name. This says this is news
in Australia. You woudn't play there anywhere around the world
that go. That must be Australia. A man is in
(02:35):
the news called Mike Bush as in the bush. So
this morning I'm obsessed with only one thing. Do you
have an Ossie name?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Love?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You might be Amanda who, Gary Gilar? I pray we
live in a world where there's a Gary Gilar or
Amanda who. If you have an Aussie name, maybe you
work with someone who's got Aussie name, or you known
someone who has got an Aussie name, Please share it today.
Four seven five three one oh four three. I just
confused my own legislation number there, just fell asleep in
(03:04):
the middle of the zero and the four and still
welth I'm back in the room four seventy five three
one o four three, So please let it not just
be lonely old Mike Bush.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
I reckon, who's that guy? Patsy Gary Gary Gary Bees
Beer's or Gary Gary Bears that is in excess?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes Gary, there is Gary Gary Gary Bears. Are right,
he joins Mike Bush. All right, that's two names. Keep
this going, then, Ossie names.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Listen to pass News today. Mike Bush was in the news.
Is peaked such an Australian name and now on the
search for more Ossie names on the team. Loki has
just told me there's a writer called Ossie Moore and
not doubles in Ossi as in os more and more
(03:57):
and more.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
We're to go at home called Peter Bush and we
called him Bushy, Yeah, of course. And we had a
union called Andrew Beer and we called him Bery.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We reminded us in excess. The bass plays Gary Gary bears.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Yes, two hours for the first Gary, one are for
the second Gary. There was also Michael Beer, who was
the successor to Shane Warne, who was our next leg
spin bowler. I think he only lasted one or two games.
But a very Aussie.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Name, Christian. I went to school with a spring bird.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh that's unusual.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's her name. Christian has an old race driver called
Bob Holden. He won Bathurst. Actually you've got to keep
these comings. I can't get over Assie Aussie Moore more
and more Text me four seven five three one O
four three. Now I went for a walk yesterday, and
(04:52):
you start to see summer houses are making a real
big Hollywood effort for Halloween. Some places really put on
ahead of a show. I actually appreciate it because it
takes a lot of effort, and it's one of the
rare things these days where a community comes together, you know,
and they wander around and I know, his kids getting
tweets and all stuff like that. But it does look incredible.
And then there around the places Alex where they just
(05:13):
make a half hearted effort. Pats, do you still will
you still go? Do you remember when Pats used to
drive half an hour to the better suburbs.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Audi was writing, and still the chocolates.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Don't blame adi you want, said those limp bulls.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
But we had in our local area, we had two
American families who got right into the spirit of it,
and they were I think I remember showing you guys
some photos like.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh my god, it was incredible, incrediblection.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
It was so lovely and it was so big that
the local council got involved in organized food trucks on
Halloween night for all the local families. It was so lovely,
It was really nice, and the kids were excited all
day at school because you know, it was Halloween trick
or treat.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
But she's not into it now. She's like too cool,
too cool for school.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What do you do, Patsy, do you do anything?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Not now, not from this year, but Alex's kids would
be riding.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Oh my god, it is on like Donkey Kong for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
That's the peak audience for you know, it really is.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
And we've been walking around a lot lately looking at
all the Halloween stuff. But one thing that's kind of
got my attention is body bags.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
What oh like you'd like a like a dead body bag,
the black zipp thing.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Yes, so there's a lot of people in our neighborhood
that have think it's I don't know, suitable to put
upside down bodies.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
This is non suitable. No, I did that become a thing?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Isn't it? More ghost skeletons, not like gristly murders.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What's wrong where they sort of spooky cobweb? Yes, exactly,
that's my level any more. I'm out which again, Yeah,
that's it. A pumpkin with the eyes cut down and
some lights in there.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Lovely serial killer?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Are we in the bronx or something? Blunts of the crips.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Have my twins going to me, Dad, what's that? It's
this upside down body but coveredy blood.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, that is just too extreme. It's too extreme to
say it's fat sleeping. It's a sleeping bag for a bat.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
A really big bat.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Megabats Australian megabats probably life sized as well. That is right,
that's just true. Also, why the hell did you go?
You go around on the back of the Morga something
to spare bags.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Surely you're on a list somewhere. If you're like you
should be, you.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Should be to Bunnings said everything to the Bunning's bodybags looked.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
In the UK, apparently a few years ago a council
worker actually knocked on someone's door and said, can you
please take down that body bag?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
It's too offensive, it's too scary, really, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Oh my god, many many years ago, this is about
year two thousand when I was working the second breakfast
over did was in Liverpool, great city Liverpool, right, But
the people up there, some of them are crazy. And
this was a period in my career twenty five years
ago when prank calls were to go and I want
someone said, oh, there's a guy down the road, who
has got these crazy big Halloween things right? And can
(08:11):
you wind him up? So I put on a very
poshing shots and said I was from the Liverpool Council
and he had to take them down by midday to
day or face a ten thousand pound fine. This guy
went berserk, just went off on one the parank call
got room because I started, I broke carriage, started laughing
so hard. He was screaming at me. People get crazy
(08:33):
about Halloween, don't they. It's I was growing up. It
did not exist, no Halloween. Yeah, we no nothing. I
tell you what drives me nuts, though, I'm going to
sound like a really boring old fight. Here's those grabby
kids taking more than just one really grinds my kids.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Some kids one year took our entire cauldron of sweets,
the entire thing.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, grab grabby, grab hands. Yes, I'll tell you what
I've been raised wrong. You know, normally you just take
one or two. They would just screwed a whole hand
in there. That Winnie poop ritten in the honeypot, scooping
it out. And I'm always like, believe something for the
other kids, and they're on the cusp. They're like twelve
or thirty.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, that's right, that's the older boys.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Yeah, the older boys.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The older boys getting you're not around here, go back
to your own bub.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
The Christian o'connall Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Welcome to The Christian O'Connell Show. We're on the search
this morning for ossie names. Maybe it's you, somebody in
your family, somebody work with. So far we have Mike Bush,
Gary Gary Bears, racing car driver from back in the day,
Bob Holden, and Christian. I still work with a guy.
Actually his name he changed it on his driver's line.
(09:50):
Here was one bat.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
That's awesome. That is awesome.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm here for that. I don't judge that guy. That's great.
Just one bat night, beyons one bat. You know, if
the police are pulling him over, he's given them an
instant chuckle. Can we see a driver's license? Bloody hell?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
It is that your name?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
One back become one back? Digging holes that passport International truck.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Now you know where you're getting through?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
No way. Now there's a room hew All around the world, Thailand, Vietnam,
wherever you're going, you're being pulled aside. If they think
it's a certain identity that comes with someone who changed
their name to become one back.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Yes, yeah, even if that is your real name and
this is a real passport. Sorry, we don't want your kind.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
All right, guys, are we ready for this week's lost
in translation game? Yes? Yes, okay, this is where once
a week then we take big movies and obviously when
they go around the world they get translated from their
original title. Last week, this show actually a huge row.
There was a division between me and all of you
because you, guys seem to fit the movie White Chicks.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Yes, it's a fantastic, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Comedy you're talking about like it got oscars or something.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Did it not get oscars?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Surely it did oscar on your white Chicks, But in
Spanish it became two blondes with hair on their chests
dirty dancing in Polish was twirling in a sexy fashion.
All right, some brand news, all right? So what movie
is this Spanish translation? Big big movie? Two sassy sibling.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh, step brothers?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No? No, no coloso pats two sassy siblings? Not?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
What was the Danny defato?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And no? This is gettable? Think about a classic two
siblings siblings? Yeah, it's right at the top of the
Mountain parent trap. No, no, no, I'll give you a clue.
Brothers the grim right there? Wide open goal too, sassy sibling,
(12:02):
I want to kill my boss.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Oh Horrible Bosses.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yes, German translation of Horrible bossuits. And here's a bit
of it. You think it's a client, Finn but Salondas
all right, this is a classic movie in Spanish. This
dead guy is very much alive. Bernie. You want to
(12:34):
hear a bit of that, don't you? Weekend at Bernie's Bernie, he's.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Not meaning to.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
See wow.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Though, you're just.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Bernie.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
What movie is this? Drinking in Vegas and now in Thailand?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Oh yeah, the Hangover?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, the second one? Hangover to the Electronic Murderer electro yes,
robot no good film?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
What's about naughty robe? Oh? Am i Terminator?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes yes, Polish version of the Terminator was known as
the Electronic Murderer. And of course you'd like to hear
the Polish army poutful. I'm just not alright. One final one. Okay,
(13:49):
this is the Japanese title of a big, big movie.
I think all three of you are going to race
to get this one. It's gettable. The Sea Ghost who
sings yeah, what word will do? I hear some of
the little Mamma in Japanese La.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
Say steaky this so your god Meta domoa umlankmok nasa
holdah nanny by Kamono.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, all right, we got the news headlines on the way.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Every single week, when I go to sort out a
video call with my mom back home in the UK,
it's the same thing eighteen calls. Somehow it hangs out
when I'm like, it's time for that, are you ready now?
And then she hangs up and the Nike she calls
me as I'm calling her. Then we both hang up.
No one knows yet what the protocol is if a
(14:59):
call dies out, who calls back? You always do it
someone us. Then you both stop and no one calls
each other.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
I'll let them do it.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Then you go again. This takes about ten minutes, and
then it always begins with my mum will go galloping off,
would like give me an update of what's gone on
her house, which people I have never met or heard of
are now very sick, very sick. That's all it is.
It's the misery update. For the first ten minutes, Marie.
I don't know mom, and I'm un likely to meet her.
She's not very well. She's lost her hearing. It's like
(15:27):
literally just bad local news. Anyway, I'm going straight away,
I'm messing going. I can't hear you. We have this
every single week, right, It's so stressful, and I keep saying,
so I can't control your volume at my end, why
would it work like that for anyone with any phone call?
Would be chaos around the world. Anyway, we finally resolve this.
(15:49):
She has to get her partner not boyfriend, who is
her friend who she's been living with for a long time,
called Bob. Bob comes and sorts it out. Then he
disappears persistent. Yeah, but kid's character. But Bob anyway, finally
gets speaking to and goes, what's the problem. This time
(16:11):
she goes, well, actually, what it is is, I've got
this new phone and it doesn't have a volume. I said,
all all phones have a volume, buton what do you mean?
She's it's it's a standard. I can't. I can barely
hear you right now. Can you hear me? We're going
backwards them, I can you hear you because I'm controlling
the volume then it's not why would anyone release a
phone now with no volume?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
They're not doing anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
No, they're not doing it. I said, let's try and
find it together. Now, okay, guess what. Within texas seconds
we found the volume button. I've tucked it away. This
is what I do now more turnedoge. Everything's hidden away.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
It's all hidden, is there kryptonite? My mom's always like
way too close to the phone, like as though you
have to yell into it to make it all the
way from Sydney to Melbourne. And I'm always like right
one inch from her face.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Then then once we do have audio and sound, it's
like it's just a toppy head again, Mum. Every week
this is so stretched. I get it's just a top
of your head. You need to sure you can see
on the screen. And then I'm talking to her forehead right. Well,
she goes back into the misery. Update, did you get
a bit about Marie? No? No, no, but don't worry
(17:20):
about it, mum, And then she goes, you're very small
this week on my screen again.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I haven't shrunk at Yes, Sadly Australias in the midst
of a shrinking epidemic. It was COVID coup of years ago.
They're locking the city down again. We're all shrinking. There's
time next week. You're going to need a magnifying glass
to see me.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
On the screen.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Anyway, we managed to. We have to get it all
going so I could go around the suburb of who's
not doing.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Go around the ground.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
My mum is a hypercontract right, she was since I
was a kid. She's a nurse, so I think they
know too much. Okay, she's been imminent, ready for death
for about sixty years. And now though she had she
has a pacemaker. She'll have a pacemaker fit two years ago.
And I thought this would calm I down, because surely,
with my thinking was surely with a pacemaker, now she's
safer than me. Yes, yeah, there's hard technology now in
(18:17):
her heart sorting out three or four times a week.
She caused the twenty four hour helpline just check. And
the modem that she has next to her bed, it's working.
It doesn't be quite an upgrade. She's now on first
name base with SO. And he just goes, oh yeah, yeah,
that that Jenny again. Yeah yeah, now no, no, no,
The machines absolutely volume on. I keep even though it
(18:41):
is frustrating dealing with our parents and like modern technology,
and that you're thinking about what you know, Lilian last
week maybe actually came in last Wednesday. The show is
one hundred and what she's lived through. I'm wondering what
my kids to be. What's thirty years down the line,
we don't even know.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Right now, you'll be fumbling around with the Holograine.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It'll be the hologround, Dad, Dad, you're materializing in our
front room again, de materialize that. I can't. Oh my god,
I'm stuck in between the con two fields.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Christian, have you youtubed Wizard of Oz synchronized with Pink
Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album? Yes?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
I have.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh it's a really really trippy experience. Just the music
matches the movie. The album I think starts when there's
like the third roar of the movie. It's called Dark
Side of the Rainbow. It's a really incredible experience. Yeah,
very cool, Christian. And this this is another text here, Christian.
Interesting fact about the Wizard of Oz. By the way,
for everybody's just tuned in right now, Bloody, what's we
(19:43):
be doing this sort an hour of gear about the
Wizard of Oz es actually yeah, and gone with the wind.
We know our demo. Just good songs, just good topics,
just good radio gold. Interesting fact about the Wizard of Oz.
It's a scene where they are going through the fields
and the good Witch cast a spell to weight them
(20:03):
up and it starts to snow. The snow is actually asbestos.
I mean different time. I did not know this. It
was commonly used in movie making then for snow during
that time period. I know one of they, all the
actors and act that time went Cray.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Cray working with poisoned by the box.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Don't like kitching it as well. True this person who
said that she didn't put your name on it, but
signs off with asbestos removalist. Fact of the.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Day, I wait for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
All rights, everybody welcome. Extreme opinions. What hell are you
prepared to die on? We are not talking politics. It's
bigger than politics, extreme opinions. Watermelon is just crunchy fruits.
Stop pretending it's fruits.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
And grow up favorite fruit.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Extreme opinions. It's just crunchy water.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
It's refreshing. It is the fruit of summer.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Why are you having it now it's not summer. You're right,
but I've never seen you chomp it into water.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
I wouldn't have one first thing in the morning. You're
on the refreshed in the middle of a hot day.
You've just played backyard cricket. What I want is a crunchy.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
This is what you're gonna lose the ashes. I'll wait
and see extreme opinion already.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
We'll give the oddiest watermelon. We'll give them whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Oranges, good old oranges. We have another extreme opinion. People
who say let's circle back should be fired immediately. Let's
take this. And there's a team member that does this
quite a bit. You know who you are working from
home right now in Turkey. We ain't circling back to anything,
my friend.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Ever, there's another one raising up the flag pole. I
just want to put this up the flag Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Whose guy thinking?
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Who'se go thinking? Get outs? People who stand up as
soon as the plane lands are monsters and should be
banned from flying for ten years.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
I am very militant about this. If I'm in a
row and someone is behind me trying to move forward
throughout the aisle, I will do everything in my power
to block.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You shall not pass into staff. Those are my extreme opinions.
That are the heels. I'm ready to die and we're
not circling back. Watermelon is crunchy water and sit down.
The planes landed. You're an adult at like one rio.
What have you got extreme opinions?
Speaker 7 (22:29):
You should never ever question your footy coach's decision making.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What they know. They don't know so much more than you.
Level three know way more about the best attacking mints.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
More thousands of hours, They have millions of data points,
they have a whole team, and you sitting in your car,
think you know more than them. No, you think you
know who should be selected?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yes you don't. No, no, no, I know just as
much as goody. I should be running the d's from
my couch.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
I assisted at.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Least I disagree. That's contentious. I know that's fighting talk.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Every selections post on the Swan says always should have
picked these bloke, should have picked this.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Can't believe mate, You don't know, You don't know anything.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The best people are running those clubs. Yes they know
they're not. Yes, fired after thirty nine days?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
When was your last premiership?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah? And also not being funny you choake, you choked.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
What's that good to do with it?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's because she coachesbish.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
If I picked the team, he would have gone even worse.
No way to trust that.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You don't know that?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Yes, yes I do.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I reckon for all fans, they should do a lottery
and for one should be called the fan round one.
What a great price there, one lucky fan is allowed
to be the super coach and actually pick the team. Okay, right,
you don't. You don't step away. You let the pros
do all the during the game, But you picked the
team to take a training session.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
I would love to watch that.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
A couple of fellow a few fellows plays Patty is
to be. It's just spumped into producer Kating by the way,
and I said, well you off to. I'm just going
to go and have a world of pants to make
sure she understands what you mean.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
The tone of extreme opinions, not extreme opinion.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Pom should be sent back. Some offense. Some offense meant
I've only.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Got one, all right, I've only got one of that
is a microwave has no role to play in making
a cup of tea or coffee.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I agree, my wife, does this really a cup of
tea in there is fast, it's disgust. Put it in
the air.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Fry it's mile your hair fryer.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Extreme opinion needs to be a kettle boil that sucker.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Do not put it in a microwave. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
It's lazy. And also tell you what it does it It
gives it a funny sort of skimming surface to it.
Things with skin on the top. Extreme opinions, Alex, what
have you got?
Speaker 6 (25:03):
A man of mine served the kids cold baked beans.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
No cold bag beans.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
You warm up the bake bean't.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Razing savages.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Actually I have to ask. I eat bacon raw? Does
anyone else do that?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I'll just die. No, it's get your prepares in order
to go and find a priest to give you a
last rise, which mean raw, So off the pig.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
I'll just get like, I'll buy a packet of bacon
and then I just eat it raw. I don't always
cook it, but.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You can't do that.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
You can, it's from it.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm gonna be honest. This is too extreme opinion. You
don't do that.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Tell me you no idea because I didn't realize it
was weird until I started living with My partner was like,
what are you doing? That's I'm just snacking on some bacon.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
So you buy the bacon out the fridge, right, what
has to be kept? And you think you just open
up and eat it raw.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Yeah, I won't eat the fatty bits, but I'll eat
the main.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Like the Russia crazy, even if it's fresh.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Like it's just like salty ham. It's actually.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
But I have asked it Stream Opinions, it's living up
just belly. I'll say that today ALRIGHTXTS Extreme Opillions.
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The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Christian I lost six k eating nothing but bacon for
a week.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Oh as in like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I don't think the problem here is whether it was
heated or raw. It's the fact that someone lost six k.
Where did they? I mean, there's so many fans aren't
there about how to lose weight, the primal diet keto.
You know, it's like, I've never heard of the bacon
diet me neither.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
That's delicious?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
It does? Who does another BLT? Now we are studying
a new feature called Extreme Opinions, and it's really off
to a huge start with telling us to each raw
bacon and I've never had an issue with it, but
it doesn't sound right or safe.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Now, that's a good point. I did look it up.
All the answers on Google and the internet. The health
authorities they do say you probably shouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
WHI should be listening to the health authorities.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
I had no idea. I've always seen it my whole life.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Christian, I'm with Rio. This is Cassie. Raw bacon is delicious.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And Cassie goes on to say, obviously you've got to
choose the ripe bacon, not the cheap stuff.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Yes, Maria's defense, My father would sometimes eat raw sausage.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Those raw cheese cran skies. I'll have okay, yeah, but
I think that's there's smoked.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
Yeah, you mean like ready kind of like any kind
of sausage you would when the pink so yeah, pinkas sausage.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Means oh my.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Stick to the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
What are you doing? Christian, I'm with the Rio. It
smoked me. I don't. I don't sure it's not yet meat, Christian,
Marie was the only one. My savager brother also eats bacon.
He came just like ham. That's what it's the same.
Merchant also likes to eat tomato like it's an apple.
Oh yeah, it's salt the image of me today, Connor.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So generally speaking, it's not a great idea to eat bacon.
Raw bacon is cure, but it's not cooked, so it
can still harbor bacteria or parasites that cooking would normally
kill off. If you want to be safe, it's always
best to cooking until it's nice and crispy. Michael has
sent me that from chat GPT. Christian, I tell you
what's an extreme opinion of mine. People who use the
(28:29):
word guestimate should have dictionaries thrown at them. You either
guess or estimate. There's no combining.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
What's the difference?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't know. Ps. Raw bacon is delicious. Hey, Christian,
I'm the only one who really just sort of hit
heaved out loud, staring at my radio when Rio said
he ate raw bacon. Where's the bucket and where is
the nearest hospital? Goodbye? Rio, Christian. Android users have got
severe issues and the professional help.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
We're psychos psychos in hiding. No, why would you bother?
Speaker 7 (29:05):
It's a bit cheaper, it's cheap and it's the same product.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
No. No, every time I send a message to an
Android user and you don't light up blue.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
It is infuriating because every time you guys send some
yugot on some special eye message group, yes, and we're
left out in the dial up gangs.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Flat earthers, Christian extreme opinion. Tea is just dirty water?
How could you say that?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Not a nice cup of twine?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
The greatest gifts in the world. I'm enjoying my Irish
tea right now, the Cup of the morning. It's actually
number seven of farries. This is what powers to show
my friend love this stuff. Sue the Boss has so
an extreme opinion about champagne. Ah, she said, it's just
overpriced fizzy dry white wine. No way, it's made by
(29:53):
Benedictine monks.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
She hasn't had a good one, christ.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Century, Perhaps he should put a ps and if anyone
says you just haven't had a good one, Sue the
Boss has.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Well.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
She also texted me before saying that she's currently drinking
tea made in the microwave and loving it.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh no, get help, Sue, She's rocking in an Android phone.
All right, that's the end of this week's edition of
Extreme Opinions.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Christian Extreme Opinions. I felt that we were being sledged.
Are Samsung users. I could just point out that everything
that Apple brings out Samsung has already brought out five
years pre. No one cares. Nerd stick to your monkey phone, Christian,
you need to hold an intervention for Sue the Boss
(30:43):
and not liking Champagne. Hey, listen, you don't hold an
intervention with Sue. She holds an intervention for you. She
is a non stop, twenty four hour human intervention. By
the way, I told you this right. I was in
this big meeting last week at a publishing company. There
must have been fourteen people there. At the end of
this meeting, the publishing director goes any questions from anybody here.
(31:03):
Someone pipes up and goes, is Sue the Boss real?
And this meeting was nothing to do with this radio show.
It was about a book. I went what looks around, like,
what's happening?
Speaker 7 (31:18):
When to tell?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So she's become mythic, she's a chief peak. Sooner is
she real?
Speaker 10 (31:31):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:31):
She's real real, and she's.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
About to get real on the callers that were texting
bad things about her. Christian, don't worry about t being
dirty water. That's Guinness for me. It's dirty water and
hanging on. I love Guinness. Is my winter beer. I
switch mode. Beautiful stuff, velvet. Yeah, Christian extreme opinion. Porridge
is over rates, not real food.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
Agreed, it's true.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
True, is it is?
Speaker 11 (31:57):
It is?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
It is baby and this You can't say that you
eat raw bacon, could they? Because they don't know different,
you know different. This bed keeps probably playing trunk. There
we go, all right, yesterday we launched the Australia's broken
one hundred. What is broken around this country? We are
now day twenty, guys, day twenty. This radio station door
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broken open store, it's been gaffe tapes open. They're waiting
for a part, a nine dollar apart from Germany.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Give ussel bloody part, your gymen.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
It's not just that.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Peace.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Don't start war. How those out there right now and
the smooth things over with the Yanks. It's gonna have
to get that jentimis to over to Hamburg. Don't start
the Third World War about a door. These days are
with all these kind of high tech printers, they can
print off a liver or a lung. Can I just
(32:52):
get one of the trobe One of these universities has
got one of these special printers to print off the
small part for our radio station door.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Those things would be more everywhere.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
You know?
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Fine, now talk to be game.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
So what they do with German doors? What's wrong with
our good Aussie door? Bring up Kimmy's dad. You love
a door we can borrow crim saves this front door here? Well,
that's right. The god ff door's been broken, Patsy's grill ducted,
heater system broken, Patsy's voice broken. It is today the
(33:29):
docklands will my will to live? Oh? I always have
the show team come on. It's bad enough with the
old mate's possum story. This name. I got an angry
email from someone complaining about saying it was me that
did it. My friend. Here's his email address taken up
with the main man. Handle that one onto you. Linda's
(33:50):
Venetian lines, Sharon's like covering the driver's side door, the
element in Nicole's oven, and he sed Chiny's front door,
and Heath's Undy's some brand new entries to the broken
one hundred. Natalie, her daughter's doorknob on a bedroom door.
The best part is cushion. When she slams the door
and a teenage fit of rage, the doorknob falls off,
(34:11):
so she's stuck in her room until we dean she
can come out. Rachel, my toilet door has been stuck
open for over a year. That's unfortunate. You do. You
don't want that cave door open when leam. My TV
only turns on when you reach around the back and
turn it on there. It's been like this for five years.
(34:33):
A reach around with a TV, Christina, our back El
Fresco's sliding door is broken after dog ran straight through
the fly screen. We can't get it back in place.
Those things are a nightmare. The window once to the worst, Danielle.
The handle of my favorite spreading knife.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
It's a spreading knife, like a button knife, but.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
He has like an ornate handle. I aspire being someone
who has a spreading knife. The handle of my favorite
spreading knife has been broken for fifteen years. First one problems.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Fifteen years is got to be the longest so far.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yes, we've had no hot order worked for two years. Christian.
I'm a broken tupperware lid that has to be duct
taped together. I just I don't want to get replaced it.
I just really love that. Can you get an emotional
attachment to tupper work?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
They'll replace it for free.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
To Jim, I'm a plumber and our basin waste has
been leaking for the producers. Didn't really didn't read this.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
On the other.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
The sooner AI replaces some of these moundies, these la
boo boo dolls. I've got producing a shower out there.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
You just learn about.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I s a news alert, right And I said to Tina,
producer about these doors. She goes collect them. They're crying ones,
grown up. They were the fortune.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
I've never heard of them.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
You've got some.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
I don't have any, No, don't all right?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
What else is broken? For our broken one hundred.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Now you probably sat staring at the radio, open mouth
right now, going bloody hell. Just leave me here. Christian
halfway through a text message from Joe the plumber about
his sinc basin being broken, and suddenly there's no more information.
Sandy let down by the humanoids. Tina the producer has
now found uncovered the rest of the ancient sea scrolls.
(36:36):
The legend of Joe the Plumber. Tina, Hello, I'm so sorry, Joe.
How many little boobobo do holes you got?
Speaker 12 (36:43):
I have no La Booboo dolls, but I have little
Powerpuff popped mark things.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah. How many of those you got? Three? Oh? Wow?
Quite the collection. There's probably some museums listing around straight
that might want to contact you for a loan.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
What's the difference between a La Booboo doll and these
powder puff thingies?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
You've got the Powerpuff buns. Cry, That's all I know.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
It's a whole other world. It's so important to me.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
And our team at Joe the Plumber the b boodles
aside for now, Joe the Plumber up into a sink basin.
Speaker 12 (37:18):
So his text was I'm a plumber and our basin
waste has been leaking into the cupboard since we bought
a cigar.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Into the cupboard, and he's a plumber. Yep, Get the
monkey wrench out, mate, as soon as you get back
home today, get that monkey wrench out. God else has
broken Christian By the way, I can't stop thinking about
the broken door. If you're building twenty days, that's all right, CAF.
I don't worry. We're okay. Surely at brand new door
(37:46):
would be the same price as this gold plated part
that you wait for from Germany of nine hundred dollars.
Go and have a confaced at marketplace for a pre
tough one or one from a reno. Even great to
have a random front door there. Yes, you know a
number fifty two. We're not even at number fifty two.
Christian broken one hundred our top loader washing machine and
(38:08):
it blew off when moving house twenty years ago, nearly
killed the driver behind. It's on the back of a truck.
We keep jamming a knife in the switch with the
liddies closed. Daniel in first grade, No, that's worse than
eating raw bacon. Can't we chat champ him? Please don't
do that. Kids listening, do not do that, Christian. This
is a great one from for four years. My mum
(38:32):
and dad have an oven that won't off, so whenever
they want to turn off they have to gout sight
of the meter box and take the fuse out. If
I didn't read the rest of this, if you do,
have to read out Tony's mine last name.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Oh what are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Christian? My three D printer is broken. If only had
a three D printer to make replacement bar for it.
It's a chicken and egg Margaret christ and I got
a broken dishwasher for twenty years. Can't we bother take
it out? So we use it as a bench top
in the kitchen and often cut and prepare dinner on it.
(39:15):
Christian Heat has been our service of fifteen years. Oh no,
we got the money together to fix it six years
ago and the only lasted less than one season. We
decided to go without and now just were hoodies all right? Yeah,
we got the latest news and sport on the way
and then we stretched into what are the odds? Every
(39:36):
week on Wednesday. We love hearing your story is coincidence
and chances what it's all about. If you've got one.
We still haven't given away one thousand dollars yet this
week for our Instant Call of the Week, it could
be your story for what are the Odds?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Christian O'Connell's show for the Royal Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery.
The time for this week's what are the Odds lines
are up and now thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
Believe it or not, What are the odds?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
You gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Like we were you with Cheryl who married a Hun, who
works with Cheryl who married a Hunt as well.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Next week, to What Are the Odds is dedicated to
the lovering memory of a friend of this show, Mark Davidson,
beloved husband to Vicki and legendary dad to Stacy, Grant
Scott and Bronwin.
Speaker 13 (40:38):
Ninety eight pay for our airport? Help this guy with
long silky hair carry some shoes to a car ended
up being no other than Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Chu, What are the odds? My father in law, my
mother in law, and myself all hitting holes in runn
goals on the exact same hole.
Speaker 13 (40:55):
On the weekend, I was reading my Richard Hammondbaugh and
I was at the section where he's getting the call
from top Gy that he's got the job. My actual
mobile phone rang and I went, Ah, this is crazy.
Go and tell my partner and show her the book.
She starts, it's really got to the part where it
says the phone rings. My phone ring is again.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
What are the odds? We kick off with Carol Cushing.
My name's Carol Boys relevance to be shown later in
this email, just flagging it up right now. Team. About
eighteen years ago, work colleague and husband traveled to New York.
Wandering down the main street. They came across an illuminated
sign hanging from an underneath a veranda, four Carol Boys.
(41:36):
The odds don't stop there. I haven't really started yet.
In the background, what's a shot front window stating Morrison's Restaurants. Ooh,
my maiden name. You guessed it, Morrison? I did, of
us did earlier this year I was cutting through an
arcade in Aubury and they were resting agents for Carol Boys. Yeah,
(42:03):
what are the odds? Yeah? What are where are the odds?
Carol Boys?
Speaker 7 (42:10):
I guess some people have the same name Christian.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
What are they? Old? What are they? Pats didn't tell
you something I think is quite Oh boy, what you're
getting in the way Christians? Want to tell you something
I think is quite odd as well as rare. My
birthday is fourteenth of the June. Oh no, it's not
a birthday one, is it? My oldest grandson I am
the maternal grandmother too, and also his fraternal grandmother's birthday
(42:33):
is fourteenth of June. To top it off, I'm the
great grandmother to his son, whose maternal grandmother birthday is
fourteenth of June. So add them all up. Two great
grandmothers and a grandmother all were the same birthday. All
three of us are different years of birth. What are
the odds? That's pretty good. That's more like it, Pato,
(42:54):
All right, let's go into the lines. Danielle, welcome to
what are the odds? Sorry, Oh, don't blame the tech.
I don't blame the tech. I got it. I got it. Sorry, Yeah,
there blusing too much raw bacon and Danielle. Good morning, Oh,
(43:15):
good morning, Good morning, Danielle. Okay, what are they onds?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Okay, So earlier this year, I walked my dog down
the beach every morning in Mount Eliza, coming home from
the beach quite early, and I had to drive around
this thing on the road, went back to pick it
up so no one else ruined their car on it.
It was a Trady radio or Makita big block radio
that they take on site. There was no name, no
(43:41):
phone number, anything on it. There's no way I could
find who have belonged to. And my son's actually study
year eleven doing a tastetyle.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
Carpentry course.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
At school, So I thought I'll go find a battery
for it at a tool shop, so and then he
could have it. I didn't get around to doing that
for a couple of days. I end up going to
Total Tools in Mornington, and as I was there at
the counter and the guys were helping me match up,
which redated this tradesman's walked through the door and gone,
that's my radio. And everyone just looked at him and
(44:14):
looked at me like you're gonna believe him or not?
And he goes, dear the blue paint.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
We got the trading odds, the whole sub credit agree
for trade odds.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
We yeah, he proves it by matching.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
The paint er.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah yeah, get feed light out? Yes, like a modern
Cinderella story. Is the trading radio fits? It's yours all right, Danielle,
Thank you very much. Did you just cut off like
that brutally?
Speaker 7 (44:46):
I thought you was done?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
You shoulf way through it for some batteries in Danielle,
No Christian news. It's on, Monica. What are the odds?
My partner and I just purchased our first house this week. Hey,
congratulations Monica. Uh. And the real estate agent asked us
would we like to meet the previous owner? My partner
I said yes, we would. We went to see the
house and met the previous owner. The previous owner is
going to be our neighbor. She married the neighbor. Oh,
(45:13):
now that's a separate What are the odds? She's a
lovely old lady and she sends me photos of a cat.
What are the odds about the cat photos? What are
the odds that you marry your neighbor?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Why?
Speaker 1 (45:23):
They like chatting to each other over the fence one
day and got mind seeing what the rest of you
looks like? Yeah, what's underneath that head? A great pickup line,
one of the ald time greats. Hey it worked. Old
Nana is now married. Probably old grandpa next door? Anyway,
What are the elderly odds? Thirteen fifty five twenty two?
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Would take your calls?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Next The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Christian, What are the odds? This one actually gave me goosebumps?
This is good, Christian, one of the odds. Last Thursday
was my daughter's year twelve graduation mass. My wife and
I sat down in church next to another couple. I
asked a woman who she had graduation today, she told me,
and she asked who I had graduating. I told them
(46:11):
my daughter's name and my surname. Obviously we miss. The
lady goes, do you know what Carly? We miss. I
leant back and said, she sat next to me. That's
my wife. The woman said, Carl, you're my Duela. You
help me deliver my daughter, which was seventeen years before.
That daughter that she delivered as a baby, now on stage.
Speaker 7 (46:31):
And now she sees her.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
That is an incredible wing reunite in that moment, Nathan Ballarat,
beautiful story, Christian. One of the odds. My sister and
I were pregnant at the same time. She was booked
in for a C section. I was planning for a
natural birth. My sister went to labor, so did I
the same day, at the same time, twenty seventh of
June twenty thirteen. We now call our boys the twin cousins.
(46:53):
What are the odds? Christian? I saw the Vienna Boys
choir singing Christmas songs. That's right, they were Carol boys.
That is enough Carol Boys for today. Sally, welcome to
the show. Good morning, all right, Sally, what's your What
are the odds for us mate.
Speaker 11 (47:15):
So we were at a Irish pub in Melbourne and
some friends of ours are talking to this young fellow
who had just got off a plane, and they came
and said to us, can you please come and interpret
for us because we can't understand a word he's saying.
Speaker 12 (47:30):
So iris very he had a very big Gorish.
Speaker 11 (47:36):
Accent, and so.
Speaker 7 (47:43):
I have no idea what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
It was like it from.
Speaker 11 (47:49):
So we said okay. So we came and went and
started to chat to this young doon and said welcome
to Melbourne and got chatting and they we said, whereabouts
in Ireland you're from? And he said donny Gall And
we said, oh really, whereabouts in donny Gall? And he said, oh,
you wouldn't know what. It's right up the right up
the very top. You wouldn't have the idea where. Just
(48:11):
just just tell us where where? What's the town? And
you told us and we said, so do you know
else this person? And he said I leave next door?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Oh yeah, where right? What are the Donne Odds? Oh yeah,
I love this stuff. Sally, thank you very much the story.
Speaker 11 (48:39):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Have a great day, Gal, good morning, Hello Christian, gotcha,
gotcha girl, please be good. Hey Gil, welcome to what
are the odds?
Speaker 10 (48:50):
Oh, thank you, Christian. I've just switched over to your station,
and I'm loving it.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Brilliant. Where have you come from?
Speaker 10 (48:58):
I'd rather not say one of those raceage stations.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Of course, you trade radio.
Speaker 11 (49:08):
That's it.
Speaker 10 (49:09):
That's it. So my story is I was doing deliveries
one day, and I'm an exceptional delivery driver. If I
do say so myself.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
I can just tell by your voice that you are
someone that nails a delivery system. Bang bang bang bang bang.
Speaker 10 (49:24):
Yes. So anyway, they send me to a floris to
pick up some flowers, and I thought, oh, brilliant. Love
giving flowers because people are happy to see me. So
I go into this shop. I say to the young girl,
I'm here to get a flower delivery. So okay. So
she gives me the flowers and I said, I need
your first name just to put on my book. So
she tells me her name and I said, oh, that's
(49:45):
such an unusual name. I said, a friend of mine's
daughter's got the same name. She said, oh, how does
she spell it? I said, I've never met her daughter.
I haven't seen my friend in forty years. She moved
to Perth. She said, I'm from Perth and I looked
at this young girl and I said, and your mother's
name is and I said my friend's name and it
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was her daughter. What.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (50:13):
And then when I said because, she said, oh, what's
your name? And I said my first name. She knew
instantly who I was and she said, oh, can I
give you a hug? I said, well, I'll be offended
if you don't. So she ran around the can I did,
ring her for her mother.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Nice story.
Speaker 10 (50:32):
Then I caught up with her mother. We've been on
Facebook chatting, but yeah, I'd never met I hadn't seen
her mother in forty years, so we called up too.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
That's an incredible story at that moment, she's in there,
you're there and the flowers, Yes it is, yeah, yes,
the panthers of course. Gil a great story. Thank you
very much for giving our show a go as well.
It's lovely to have you with us in the morning.
Speaker 10 (50:57):
Okay, you're most welcome.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Thanks you have a lovely day. Keep bon nailing those deliveries.
Speaker 7 (51:03):
Girl, I will thank you.
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Bye.
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and do you go and do a quick shop and
it's like half thought, you know, it's just tired, and
you're like, yours is nothing for dinner? You gotta go out.
You're just hanging in there hungry. I'm irritated the case.
So I just turn around there and a spinets, a
packet of these kind of crisps I like at the moment,
by the good crisp company, no nassies in there. Tastes great.
(51:32):
They do a sour cream thing. So I'm thinking, that's
my gift for doing this. I won't have it at home,
but don't you tell me all for eaching before my
da I'll have it in the car and the car park, yes,
like a champion. Anyway, I get into my car, I'm
opening up my gift for being the shopper. Suddenly I
think it's a better look around. Okay, someone just sees
me just shoveling these into my face. It's not a
good look. I look over the car next to me.
(51:52):
It's a na good looking dad right owning up a
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the school lunches doing the same as me. Starts chomping.
I wave, I wave my tube in the air at him.
He looks over me, confused, think there's something wrong with
the cart, and then just goes, oh, daddy, we're both
hiding from our wives like two cowards in the car bar. Yes,
(52:18):
we were both smiling each other, bonded forever, brothers till
the day we die with this unique moment.
Speaker 7 (52:24):
He knew you knew?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yes? Does anyone else do that? Shoveling someone down in
a car park? I'm glad I'm not the only one.
It's such a little cheeky gift.
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Got anything Big?
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Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I got in the Yuba this morning. I was walking
out my house to the Uber and it was like,
my god, it's so warm right now at twenty degrees.
Today's going to be a glorious day. It's what I
moved here for this weather like this. Twenty two minutes later,
I get out the same uber. It's raining, but warm rain,
warm rain, and the patchy sense of here weather warning, windy,
(00:48):
like it's going to be squarely today.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, yes, batten down the hatches.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
One hundred and thirty k's really severe. What's so unusual
about it is that it's not just a pocket of
the state.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's like the entire state. So it will start in
the south northeast, southwest, southwest.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I know that. Areer heard it? North no, south,
north east west. Yes, you said it's gonna be everywhere.
It's all the compass points.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
And then it'll move east across the rest of the
state and hit Melbourne this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
And how crazy is this Sydney Today.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Is expecting a top of thirty nine and on track
for it to be their hottest ever October day on record.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's crazy lore same, it's not the Wizard of Oz
here today.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I love how you described it pads as gnarly.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, Narli's the perfect I like what so I call
it squirrely because sometimes October can be a bit like.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
This, Yeah, just a bit nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Melbourne doesn't transition easily into spring. Just when you think
i'll get the weather's great, I'll put the bed sheets out,
it goes. Hold my beer. Summer's not quite here, my friend.
We will let you know when the good times are here.
Squirrely and gnarly. That's the weather for today. Twenty one
degrees and rain.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
There's no transition anymore, though, Like there were four definite seasons.
I can remember glowing up growing up. But now it's
like a wee winter. Oh now we're summer.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes, it was a really it found like a're never
ending some of this year. Yeah, yes, it went, d
yes it went. But I'll tell you what. I was
listening to your news this morning, guys, and the name
Mike Bush leapt out at me. This to me is
a one hundred percent name. This says this is news
in Australia. You woudn't play there anywhere around the world
that go. That must be Australia. A man is in
(02:35):
the news called Mike Bush as in the bush. So
this morning I'm obsessed with only one thing. Do you
have an Ossie name?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Love?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You might be Amanda who, Gary Gilar? I pray we
live in a world where there's a Gary Gilar or
Amanda who. If you have an Aussie name, maybe you
work with someone who's got Aussie name, or you known
someone who has got an Aussie name, Please share it today.
Four seven five three one oh four three. I just
confused my own legislation number there, just fell asleep in
(03:04):
the middle of the zero and the four and still
welth I'm back in the room four seventy five three
one o four three, So please let it not just
be lonely old Mike Bush.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
I reckon, who's that guy? Patsy Gary Gary Gary Bees
Beer's or Gary Gary Bears that is in excess?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes Gary, there is Gary Gary Gary Bears. Are right,
he joins Mike Bush. All right, that's two names. Keep
this going, then, Ossie names.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Listen to pass News today. Mike Bush was in the news.
Is peaked such an Australian name and now on the
search for more Ossie names on the team. Loki has
just told me there's a writer called Ossie Moore and
not doubles in Ossi as in os more and more
(03:57):
and more.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
We're to go at home called Peter Bush and we
called him Bushy, Yeah, of course. And we had a
union called Andrew Beer and we called him Bery.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We reminded us in excess. The bass plays Gary Gary bears.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Yes, two hours for the first Gary, one are for
the second Gary. There was also Michael Beer, who was
the successor to Shane Warne, who was our next leg
spin bowler. I think he only lasted one or two games.
But a very Aussie.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Name, Christian. I went to school with a spring bird.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh that's unusual.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's her name. Christian has an old race driver called
Bob Holden. He won Bathurst. Actually you've got to keep
these comings. I can't get over Assie Aussie Moore more
and more Text me four seven five three one O
four three. Now I went for a walk yesterday, and
(04:52):
you start to see summer houses are making a real
big Hollywood effort for Halloween. Some places really put on
ahead of a show. I actually appreciate it because it
takes a lot of effort, and it's one of the
rare things these days where a community comes together, you know,
and they wander around and I know, his kids getting
tweets and all stuff like that. But it does look incredible.
And then there around the places Alex where they just
(05:13):
make a half hearted effort. Pats, do you still will
you still go? Do you remember when Pats used to
drive half an hour to the better suburbs.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Audi was writing, and still the chocolates.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Don't blame adi you want, said those limp bulls.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
But we had in our local area, we had two
American families who got right into the spirit of it,
and they were I think I remember showing you guys
some photos like.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh my god, it was incredible, incrediblection.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
It was so lovely and it was so big that
the local council got involved in organized food trucks on
Halloween night for all the local families. It was so lovely,
It was really nice, and the kids were excited all
day at school because you know, it was Halloween trick
or treat.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
But she's not into it now. She's like too cool,
too cool for school.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What do you do, Patsy, do you do anything?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Not now, not from this year, but Alex's kids would
be riding.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Oh my god, it is on like Donkey Kong for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
That's the peak audience for you know, it really is.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
And we've been walking around a lot lately looking at
all the Halloween stuff. But one thing that's kind of
got my attention is body bags.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
What oh like you'd like a like a dead body bag,
the black zipp thing.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Yes, so there's a lot of people in our neighborhood
that have think it's I don't know, suitable to put
upside down bodies.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
This is non suitable. No, I did that become a thing?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Isn't it? More ghost skeletons, not like gristly murders.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What's wrong where they sort of spooky cobweb? Yes, exactly,
that's my level any more. I'm out which again, Yeah,
that's it. A pumpkin with the eyes cut down and
some lights in there.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Lovely serial killer?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Are we in the bronx or something? Blunts of the crips.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Have my twins going to me, Dad, what's that? It's
this upside down body but coveredy blood.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, that is just too extreme. It's too extreme to
say it's fat sleeping. It's a sleeping bag for a bat.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
A really big bat.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Megabats Australian megabats probably life sized as well. That is right,
that's just true. Also, why the hell did you go?
You go around on the back of the Morga something
to spare bags.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Surely you're on a list somewhere. If you're like you
should be, you.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Should be to Bunnings said everything to the Bunning's bodybags looked.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
In the UK, apparently a few years ago a council
worker actually knocked on someone's door and said, can you
please take down that body bag?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
It's too offensive, it's too scary, really, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Oh my god, many many years ago, this is about
year two thousand when I was working the second breakfast
over did was in Liverpool, great city Liverpool, right, But
the people up there, some of them are crazy. And
this was a period in my career twenty five years
ago when prank calls were to go and I want
someone said, oh, there's a guy down the road, who
has got these crazy big Halloween things right? And can
(08:11):
you wind him up? So I put on a very
poshing shots and said I was from the Liverpool Council
and he had to take them down by midday to
day or face a ten thousand pound fine. This guy
went berserk, just went off on one the parank call
got room because I started, I broke carriage, started laughing
so hard. He was screaming at me. People get crazy
(08:33):
about Halloween, don't they. It's I was growing up. It
did not exist, no Halloween. Yeah, we no nothing. I
tell you what drives me nuts, though, I'm going to
sound like a really boring old fight. Here's those grabby
kids taking more than just one really grinds my kids.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Some kids one year took our entire cauldron of sweets,
the entire thing.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, grab grabby, grab hands. Yes, I'll tell you what
I've been raised wrong. You know, normally you just take
one or two. They would just screwed a whole hand
in there. That Winnie poop ritten in the honeypot, scooping
it out. And I'm always like, believe something for the
other kids, and they're on the cusp. They're like twelve
or thirty.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, that's right, that's the older boys.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Yeah, the older boys.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The older boys getting you're not around here, go back
to your own bub.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
The Christian o'connall Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Welcome to The Christian O'Connell Show. We're on the search
this morning for ossie names. Maybe it's you, somebody in
your family, somebody work with. So far we have Mike Bush,
Gary Gary Bears, racing car driver from back in the day,
Bob Holden, and Christian. I still work with a guy.
Actually his name he changed it on his driver's line.
(09:50):
Here was one bat.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
That's awesome. That is awesome.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm here for that. I don't judge that guy. That's great.
Just one bat night, beyons one bat. You know, if
the police are pulling him over, he's given them an
instant chuckle. Can we see a driver's license? Bloody hell?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
It is that your name?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
One back become one back? Digging holes that passport International truck.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Now you know where you're getting through?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
No way. Now there's a room hew All around the world, Thailand, Vietnam,
wherever you're going, you're being pulled aside. If they think
it's a certain identity that comes with someone who changed
their name to become one back.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Yes, yeah, even if that is your real name and
this is a real passport. Sorry, we don't want your kind.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
All right, guys, are we ready for this week's lost
in translation game? Yes? Yes, okay, this is where once
a week then we take big movies and obviously when
they go around the world they get translated from their
original title. Last week, this show actually a huge row.
There was a division between me and all of you
because you, guys seem to fit the movie White Chicks.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Yes, it's a fantastic, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Comedy you're talking about like it got oscars or something.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Did it not get oscars?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Surely it did oscar on your white Chicks, But in
Spanish it became two blondes with hair on their chests
dirty dancing in Polish was twirling in a sexy fashion.
All right, some brand news, all right? So what movie
is this Spanish translation? Big big movie? Two sassy sibling.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh, step brothers?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No? No, no coloso pats two sassy siblings? Not?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
What was the Danny defato?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And no? This is gettable? Think about a classic two
siblings siblings? Yeah, it's right at the top of the
Mountain parent trap. No, no, no, I'll give you a clue.
Brothers the grim right there? Wide open goal too, sassy sibling,
(12:02):
I want to kill my boss.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Oh Horrible Bosses.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yes, German translation of Horrible bossuits. And here's a bit
of it. You think it's a client, Finn but Salondas
all right, this is a classic movie in Spanish. This
dead guy is very much alive. Bernie. You want to
(12:34):
hear a bit of that, don't you? Weekend at Bernie's Bernie, he's.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Not meaning to.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
See wow.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Though, you're just.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Bernie.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
What movie is this? Drinking in Vegas and now in Thailand?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Oh yeah, the Hangover?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, the second one? Hangover to the Electronic Murderer electro yes,
robot no good film?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
What's about naughty robe? Oh? Am i Terminator?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes yes, Polish version of the Terminator was known as
the Electronic Murderer. And of course you'd like to hear
the Polish army poutful. I'm just not alright. One final one. Okay,
(13:49):
this is the Japanese title of a big, big movie.
I think all three of you are going to race
to get this one. It's gettable. The Sea Ghost who
sings yeah, what word will do? I hear some of
the little Mamma in Japanese La.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
Say steaky this so your god Meta domoa umlankmok nasa
holdah nanny by Kamono.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, all right, we got the news headlines on the way.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Every single week, when I go to sort out a
video call with my mom back home in the UK,
it's the same thing eighteen calls. Somehow it hangs out
when I'm like, it's time for that, are you ready now?
And then she hangs up and the Nike she calls
me as I'm calling her. Then we both hang up.
No one knows yet what the protocol is if a
(14:59):
call dies out, who calls back? You always do it
someone us. Then you both stop and no one calls
each other.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
I'll let them do it.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Then you go again. This takes about ten minutes, and
then it always begins with my mum will go galloping off,
would like give me an update of what's gone on
her house, which people I have never met or heard of
are now very sick, very sick. That's all it is.
It's the misery update. For the first ten minutes, Marie.
I don't know mom, and I'm un likely to meet her.
She's not very well. She's lost her hearing. It's like
(15:27):
literally just bad local news. Anyway, I'm going straight away,
I'm messing going. I can't hear you. We have this
every single week, right, It's so stressful, and I keep saying,
so I can't control your volume at my end, why
would it work like that for anyone with any phone call?
Would be chaos around the world. Anyway, we finally resolve this.
(15:49):
She has to get her partner not boyfriend, who is
her friend who she's been living with for a long time,
called Bob. Bob comes and sorts it out. Then he
disappears persistent. Yeah, but kid's character. But Bob anyway, finally
gets speaking to and goes, what's the problem. This time
(16:11):
she goes, well, actually, what it is is, I've got
this new phone and it doesn't have a volume. I said,
all all phones have a volume, buton what do you mean?
She's it's it's a standard. I can't. I can barely
hear you right now. Can you hear me? We're going
backwards them, I can you hear you because I'm controlling
the volume then it's not why would anyone release a
phone now with no volume?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
They're not doing anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
No, they're not doing it. I said, let's try and
find it together. Now, okay, guess what. Within texas seconds
we found the volume button. I've tucked it away. This
is what I do now more turnedoge. Everything's hidden away.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
It's all hidden, is there kryptonite? My mom's always like
way too close to the phone, like as though you
have to yell into it to make it all the
way from Sydney to Melbourne. And I'm always like right
one inch from her face.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Then then once we do have audio and sound, it's
like it's just a toppy head again, Mum. Every week
this is so stretched. I get it's just a top
of your head. You need to sure you can see
on the screen. And then I'm talking to her forehead right. Well,
she goes back into the misery. Update, did you get
a bit about Marie? No? No, no, but don't worry
(17:20):
about it, mum, And then she goes, you're very small
this week on my screen again.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I haven't shrunk at Yes, Sadly Australias in the midst
of a shrinking epidemic. It was COVID coup of years ago.
They're locking the city down again. We're all shrinking. There's
time next week. You're going to need a magnifying glass
to see me.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
On the screen.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Anyway, we managed to. We have to get it all
going so I could go around the suburb of who's
not doing.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Go around the ground.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
My mum is a hypercontract right, she was since I
was a kid. She's a nurse, so I think they
know too much. Okay, she's been imminent, ready for death
for about sixty years. And now though she had she
has a pacemaker. She'll have a pacemaker fit two years ago.
And I thought this would calm I down, because surely,
with my thinking was surely with a pacemaker, now she's
safer than me. Yes, yeah, there's hard technology now in
(18:17):
her heart sorting out three or four times a week.
She caused the twenty four hour helpline just check. And
the modem that she has next to her bed, it's working.
It doesn't be quite an upgrade. She's now on first
name base with SO. And he just goes, oh yeah, yeah,
that that Jenny again. Yeah yeah, now no, no, no,
The machines absolutely volume on. I keep even though it
(18:41):
is frustrating dealing with our parents and like modern technology,
and that you're thinking about what you know, Lilian last
week maybe actually came in last Wednesday. The show is
one hundred and what she's lived through. I'm wondering what
my kids to be. What's thirty years down the line,
we don't even know.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Right now, you'll be fumbling around with the Holograine.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It'll be the hologround, Dad, Dad, you're materializing in our
front room again, de materialize that. I can't. Oh my god,
I'm stuck in between the con two fields.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Christian, have you youtubed Wizard of Oz synchronized with Pink
Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album? Yes?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
I have.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh it's a really really trippy experience. Just the music
matches the movie. The album I think starts when there's
like the third roar of the movie. It's called Dark
Side of the Rainbow. It's a really incredible experience. Yeah,
very cool, Christian. And this this is another text here, Christian.
Interesting fact about the Wizard of Oz. By the way,
for everybody's just tuned in right now, Bloody, what's we
(19:43):
be doing this sort an hour of gear about the
Wizard of Oz es actually yeah, and gone with the wind.
We know our demo. Just good songs, just good topics,
just good radio gold. Interesting fact about the Wizard of Oz.
It's a scene where they are going through the fields
and the good Witch cast a spell to weight them
(20:03):
up and it starts to snow. The snow is actually asbestos.
I mean different time. I did not know this. It
was commonly used in movie making then for snow during
that time period. I know one of they, all the
actors and act that time went Cray.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Cray working with poisoned by the box.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Don't like kitching it as well. True this person who
said that she didn't put your name on it, but
signs off with asbestos removalist. Fact of the.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Day, I wait for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
All rights, everybody welcome. Extreme opinions. What hell are you
prepared to die on? We are not talking politics. It's
bigger than politics, extreme opinions. Watermelon is just crunchy fruits.
Stop pretending it's fruits.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
And grow up favorite fruit.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Extreme opinions. It's just crunchy water.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
It's refreshing. It is the fruit of summer.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Why are you having it now it's not summer. You're right,
but I've never seen you chomp it into water.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
I wouldn't have one first thing in the morning. You're
on the refreshed in the middle of a hot day.
You've just played backyard cricket. What I want is a crunchy.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
This is what you're gonna lose the ashes. I'll wait
and see extreme opinion already.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
We'll give the oddiest watermelon. We'll give them whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Oranges, good old oranges. We have another extreme opinion. People
who say let's circle back should be fired immediately. Let's
take this. And there's a team member that does this
quite a bit. You know who you are working from
home right now in Turkey. We ain't circling back to anything,
my friend.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Ever, there's another one raising up the flag pole. I
just want to put this up the flag Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Whose guy thinking?
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Who'se go thinking? Get outs? People who stand up as
soon as the plane lands are monsters and should be
banned from flying for ten years.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
I am very militant about this. If I'm in a
row and someone is behind me trying to move forward
throughout the aisle, I will do everything in my power
to block.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You shall not pass into staff. Those are my extreme opinions.
That are the heels. I'm ready to die and we're
not circling back. Watermelon is crunchy water and sit down.
The planes landed. You're an adult at like one rio.
What have you got extreme opinions?
Speaker 7 (22:29):
You should never ever question your footy coach's decision making.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What they know. They don't know so much more than you.
Level three know way more about the best attacking mints.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
More thousands of hours, They have millions of data points,
they have a whole team, and you sitting in your car,
think you know more than them. No, you think you
know who should be selected?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yes you don't. No, no, no, I know just as
much as goody. I should be running the d's from
my couch.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
I assisted at.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Least I disagree. That's contentious. I know that's fighting talk.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Every selections post on the Swan says always should have
picked these bloke, should have picked this.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Can't believe mate, You don't know, You don't know anything.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The best people are running those clubs. Yes they know
they're not. Yes, fired after thirty nine days?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
When was your last premiership?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah? And also not being funny you choake, you choked.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
What's that good to do with it?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's because she coachesbish.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
If I picked the team, he would have gone even worse.
No way to trust that.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You don't know that?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Yes, yes I do.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I reckon for all fans, they should do a lottery
and for one should be called the fan round one.
What a great price there, one lucky fan is allowed
to be the super coach and actually pick the team. Okay, right,
you don't. You don't step away. You let the pros
do all the during the game, But you picked the
team to take a training session.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
I would love to watch that.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
A couple of fellow a few fellows plays Patty is
to be. It's just spumped into producer Kating by the way,
and I said, well you off to. I'm just going
to go and have a world of pants to make
sure she understands what you mean.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
The tone of extreme opinions, not extreme opinion.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Pom should be sent back. Some offense. Some offense meant
I've only.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Got one, all right, I've only got one of that
is a microwave has no role to play in making
a cup of tea or coffee.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I agree, my wife, does this really a cup of
tea in there is fast, it's disgust. Put it in
the air.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Fry it's mile your hair fryer.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Extreme opinion needs to be a kettle boil that sucker.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Do not put it in a microwave. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
It's lazy. And also tell you what it does it It
gives it a funny sort of skimming surface to it.
Things with skin on the top. Extreme opinions, Alex, what
have you got?
Speaker 6 (25:03):
A man of mine served the kids cold baked beans.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
No cold bag beans.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
You warm up the bake bean't.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Razing savages.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Actually I have to ask. I eat bacon raw? Does
anyone else do that?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I'll just die. No, it's get your prepares in order
to go and find a priest to give you a
last rise, which mean raw, So off the pig.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
I'll just get like, I'll buy a packet of bacon
and then I just eat it raw. I don't always
cook it, but.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You can't do that.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
You can, it's from it.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm gonna be honest. This is too extreme opinion. You
don't do that.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Tell me you no idea because I didn't realize it
was weird until I started living with My partner was like,
what are you doing? That's I'm just snacking on some bacon.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
So you buy the bacon out the fridge, right, what
has to be kept? And you think you just open
up and eat it raw.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Yeah, I won't eat the fatty bits, but I'll eat
the main.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Like the Russia crazy, even if it's fresh.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Like it's just like salty ham. It's actually.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
But I have asked it Stream Opinions, it's living up
just belly. I'll say that today ALRIGHTXTS Extreme Opillions.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Christian I lost six k eating nothing but bacon for
a week.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Oh as in like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I don't think the problem here is whether it was
heated or raw. It's the fact that someone lost six k.
Where did they? I mean, there's so many fans aren't
there about how to lose weight, the primal diet keto.
You know, it's like, I've never heard of the bacon
diet me neither.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
That's delicious?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
It does? Who does another BLT? Now we are studying
a new feature called Extreme Opinions, and it's really off
to a huge start with telling us to each raw
bacon and I've never had an issue with it, but
it doesn't sound right or safe.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Now, that's a good point. I did look it up.
All the answers on Google and the internet. The health
authorities they do say you probably shouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
WHI should be listening to the health authorities.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
I had no idea. I've always seen it my whole life.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Christian, I'm with Rio. This is Cassie. Raw bacon is delicious.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And Cassie goes on to say, obviously you've got to
choose the ripe bacon, not the cheap stuff.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Yes, Maria's defense, My father would sometimes eat raw sausage.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Those raw cheese cran skies. I'll have okay, yeah, but
I think that's there's smoked.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
Yeah, you mean like ready kind of like any kind
of sausage you would when the pink so yeah, pinkas sausage.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Means oh my.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Stick to the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
What are you doing? Christian, I'm with the Rio. It
smoked me. I don't. I don't sure it's not yet meat, Christian,
Marie was the only one. My savager brother also eats bacon.
He came just like ham. That's what it's the same.
Merchant also likes to eat tomato like it's an apple.
Oh yeah, it's salt the image of me today, Connor.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So generally speaking, it's not a great idea to eat bacon.
Raw bacon is cure, but it's not cooked, so it
can still harbor bacteria or parasites that cooking would normally
kill off. If you want to be safe, it's always
best to cooking until it's nice and crispy. Michael has
sent me that from chat GPT. Christian, I tell you
what's an extreme opinion of mine. People who use the
(28:29):
word guestimate should have dictionaries thrown at them. You either
guess or estimate. There's no combining.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
What's the difference?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't know. Ps. Raw bacon is delicious. Hey, Christian,
I'm the only one who really just sort of hit
heaved out loud, staring at my radio when Rio said
he ate raw bacon. Where's the bucket and where is
the nearest hospital? Goodbye? Rio, Christian. Android users have got
severe issues and the professional help.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
We're psychos psychos in hiding. No, why would you bother?
Speaker 7 (29:05):
It's a bit cheaper, it's cheap and it's the same product.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
No. No, every time I send a message to an
Android user and you don't light up blue.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
It is infuriating because every time you guys send some
yugot on some special eye message group, yes, and we're
left out in the dial up gangs.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Flat earthers, Christian extreme opinion. Tea is just dirty water?
How could you say that?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Not a nice cup of twine?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
The greatest gifts in the world. I'm enjoying my Irish
tea right now, the Cup of the morning. It's actually
number seven of farries. This is what powers to show
my friend love this stuff. Sue the Boss has so
an extreme opinion about champagne. Ah, she said, it's just
overpriced fizzy dry white wine. No way, it's made by
(29:53):
Benedictine monks.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
She hasn't had a good one, christ.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Century, Perhaps he should put a ps and if anyone
says you just haven't had a good one, Sue the
Boss has.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Well.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
She also texted me before saying that she's currently drinking
tea made in the microwave and loving it.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh no, get help, Sue, She's rocking in an Android phone.
All right, that's the end of this week's edition of
Extreme Opinions.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Christian Extreme Opinions. I felt that we were being sledged.
Are Samsung users. I could just point out that everything
that Apple brings out Samsung has already brought out five
years pre. No one cares. Nerd stick to your monkey phone, Christian,
you need to hold an intervention for Sue the Boss
(30:43):
and not liking Champagne. Hey, listen, you don't hold an
intervention with Sue. She holds an intervention for you. She
is a non stop, twenty four hour human intervention. By
the way, I told you this right. I was in
this big meeting last week at a publishing company. There
must have been fourteen people there. At the end of
this meeting, the publishing director goes any questions from anybody here.
(31:03):
Someone pipes up and goes, is Sue the Boss real?
And this meeting was nothing to do with this radio show.
It was about a book. I went what looks around, like,
what's happening?
Speaker 7 (31:18):
When to tell?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So she's become mythic, she's a chief peak. Sooner is
she real?
Speaker 10 (31:31):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:31):
She's real real, and she's.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
About to get real on the callers that were texting
bad things about her. Christian, don't worry about t being
dirty water. That's Guinness for me. It's dirty water and
hanging on. I love Guinness. Is my winter beer. I
switch mode. Beautiful stuff, velvet. Yeah, Christian extreme opinion. Porridge
is over rates, not real food.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
Agreed, it's true.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
True, is it is?
Speaker 11 (31:57):
It is?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
It is baby and this You can't say that you
eat raw bacon, could they? Because they don't know different,
you know different. This bed keeps probably playing trunk. There
we go, all right, yesterday we launched the Australia's broken
one hundred. What is broken around this country? We are
now day twenty, guys, day twenty. This radio station door
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broken open store, it's been gaffe tapes open. They're waiting
for a part, a nine dollar apart from Germany.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Give ussel bloody part, your gymen.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
It's not just that.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Peace.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Don't start war. How those out there right now and
the smooth things over with the Yanks. It's gonna have
to get that jentimis to over to Hamburg. Don't start
the Third World War about a door. These days are
with all these kind of high tech printers, they can
print off a liver or a lung. Can I just
(32:52):
get one of the trobe One of these universities has
got one of these special printers to print off the
small part for our radio station door.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Those things would be more everywhere.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
You know?
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Fine, now talk to be game.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
So what they do with German doors? What's wrong with
our good Aussie door? Bring up Kimmy's dad. You love
a door we can borrow crim saves this front door here? Well,
that's right. The god ff door's been broken, Patsy's grill ducted,
heater system broken, Patsy's voice broken. It is today the
(33:29):
docklands will my will to live? Oh? I always have
the show team come on. It's bad enough with the
old mate's possum story. This name. I got an angry
email from someone complaining about saying it was me that
did it. My friend. Here's his email address taken up
with the main man. Handle that one onto you. Linda's
(33:50):
Venetian lines, Sharon's like covering the driver's side door, the
element in Nicole's oven, and he sed Chiny's front door,
and Heath's Undy's some brand new entries to the broken
one hundred. Natalie, her daughter's doorknob on a bedroom door.
The best part is cushion. When she slams the door
and a teenage fit of rage, the doorknob falls off,
(34:11):
so she's stuck in her room until we dean she
can come out. Rachel, my toilet door has been stuck
open for over a year. That's unfortunate. You do. You
don't want that cave door open when leam. My TV
only turns on when you reach around the back and
turn it on there. It's been like this for five years.
(34:33):
A reach around with a TV, Christina, our back El
Fresco's sliding door is broken after dog ran straight through
the fly screen. We can't get it back in place.
Those things are a nightmare. The window once to the worst, Danielle.
The handle of my favorite spreading knife.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
It's a spreading knife, like a button knife, but.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
He has like an ornate handle. I aspire being someone
who has a spreading knife. The handle of my favorite
spreading knife has been broken for fifteen years. First one problems.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Fifteen years is got to be the longest so far.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yes, we've had no hot order worked for two years. Christian.
I'm a broken tupperware lid that has to be duct
taped together. I just I don't want to get replaced it.
I just really love that. Can you get an emotional
attachment to tupper work?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
They'll replace it for free.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
To Jim, I'm a plumber and our basin waste has
been leaking for the producers. Didn't really didn't read this.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
On the other.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
The sooner AI replaces some of these moundies, these la
boo boo dolls. I've got producing a shower out there.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
You just learn about.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I s a news alert, right And I said to Tina,
producer about these doors. She goes collect them. They're crying ones,
grown up. They were the fortune.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
I've never heard of them.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
You've got some.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
I don't have any, No, don't all right?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
What else is broken? For our broken one hundred.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Now you probably sat staring at the radio, open mouth
right now, going bloody hell. Just leave me here. Christian
halfway through a text message from Joe the plumber about
his sinc basin being broken, and suddenly there's no more information.
Sandy let down by the humanoids. Tina the producer has
now found uncovered the rest of the ancient sea scrolls.
(36:36):
The legend of Joe the Plumber. Tina, Hello, I'm so sorry, Joe.
How many little boobobo do holes you got?
Speaker 12 (36:43):
I have no La Booboo dolls, but I have little
Powerpuff popped mark things.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah. How many of those you got? Three? Oh? Wow?
Quite the collection. There's probably some museums listing around straight
that might want to contact you for a loan.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
What's the difference between a La Booboo doll and these
powder puff thingies?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
You've got the Powerpuff buns. Cry, That's all I know.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
It's a whole other world. It's so important to me.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
And our team at Joe the Plumber the b boodles
aside for now, Joe the Plumber up into a sink basin.
Speaker 12 (37:18):
So his text was I'm a plumber and our basin
waste has been leaking into the cupboard since we bought
a cigar.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Into the cupboard, and he's a plumber. Yep, Get the
monkey wrench out, mate, as soon as you get back
home today, get that monkey wrench out. God else has
broken Christian By the way, I can't stop thinking about
the broken door. If you're building twenty days, that's all right, CAF.
I don't worry. We're okay. Surely at brand new door
(37:46):
would be the same price as this gold plated part
that you wait for from Germany of nine hundred dollars.
Go and have a confaced at marketplace for a pre
tough one or one from a reno. Even great to
have a random front door there. Yes, you know a
number fifty two. We're not even at number fifty two.
Christian broken one hundred our top loader washing machine and
(38:08):
it blew off when moving house twenty years ago, nearly
killed the driver behind. It's on the back of a truck.
We keep jamming a knife in the switch with the
liddies closed. Daniel in first grade, No, that's worse than
eating raw bacon. Can't we chat champ him? Please don't
do that. Kids listening, do not do that, Christian. This
is a great one from for four years. My mum
(38:32):
and dad have an oven that won't off, so whenever
they want to turn off they have to gout sight
of the meter box and take the fuse out. If
I didn't read the rest of this, if you do,
have to read out Tony's mine last name.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Oh what are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Christian? My three D printer is broken. If only had
a three D printer to make replacement bar for it.
It's a chicken and egg Margaret christ and I got
a broken dishwasher for twenty years. Can't we bother take
it out? So we use it as a bench top
in the kitchen and often cut and prepare dinner on it.
(39:15):
Christian Heat has been our service of fifteen years. Oh no,
we got the money together to fix it six years
ago and the only lasted less than one season. We
decided to go without and now just were hoodies all right? Yeah,
we got the latest news and sport on the way
and then we stretched into what are the odds? Every
(39:36):
week on Wednesday. We love hearing your story is coincidence
and chances what it's all about. If you've got one.
We still haven't given away one thousand dollars yet this
week for our Instant Call of the Week, it could
be your story for what are the Odds?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Christian O'Connell's show for the Royal Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery.
The time for this week's what are the Odds lines
are up and now thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
Believe it or not, What are the odds?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
You gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Like we were you with Cheryl who married a Hun, who
works with Cheryl who married a Hunt as well.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Next week, to What Are the Odds is dedicated to
the lovering memory of a friend of this show, Mark Davidson,
beloved husband to Vicki and legendary dad to Stacy, Grant
Scott and Bronwin.
Speaker 13 (40:38):
Ninety eight pay for our airport? Help this guy with
long silky hair carry some shoes to a car ended
up being no other than Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Chu, What are the odds? My father in law, my
mother in law, and myself all hitting holes in runn
goals on the exact same hole.
Speaker 13 (40:55):
On the weekend, I was reading my Richard Hammondbaugh and
I was at the section where he's getting the call
from top Gy that he's got the job. My actual
mobile phone rang and I went, Ah, this is crazy.
Go and tell my partner and show her the book.
She starts, it's really got to the part where it
says the phone rings. My phone ring is again.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
What are the odds? We kick off with Carol Cushing.
My name's Carol Boys relevance to be shown later in
this email, just flagging it up right now. Team. About
eighteen years ago, work colleague and husband traveled to New York.
Wandering down the main street. They came across an illuminated
sign hanging from an underneath a veranda, four Carol Boys.
(41:36):
The odds don't stop there. I haven't really started yet.
In the background, what's a shot front window stating Morrison's Restaurants. Ooh,
my maiden name. You guessed it, Morrison? I did, of
us did earlier this year I was cutting through an
arcade in Aubury and they were resting agents for Carol Boys. Yeah,
(42:03):
what are the odds? Yeah? What are where are the odds?
Carol Boys?
Speaker 7 (42:10):
I guess some people have the same name Christian.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
What are they? Old? What are they? Pats didn't tell
you something I think is quite Oh boy, what you're
getting in the way Christians? Want to tell you something
I think is quite odd as well as rare. My
birthday is fourteenth of the June. Oh no, it's not
a birthday one, is it? My oldest grandson I am
the maternal grandmother too, and also his fraternal grandmother's birthday
(42:33):
is fourteenth of June. To top it off, I'm the
great grandmother to his son, whose maternal grandmother birthday is
fourteenth of June. So add them all up. Two great
grandmothers and a grandmother all were the same birthday. All
three of us are different years of birth. What are
the odds? That's pretty good. That's more like it, Pato,
(42:54):
All right, let's go into the lines. Danielle, welcome to
what are the odds? Sorry, Oh, don't blame the tech.
I don't blame the tech. I got it. I got it. Sorry, Yeah,
there blusing too much raw bacon and Danielle. Good morning, Oh,
(43:15):
good morning, Good morning, Danielle. Okay, what are they onds?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Okay, So earlier this year, I walked my dog down
the beach every morning in Mount Eliza, coming home from
the beach quite early, and I had to drive around
this thing on the road, went back to pick it
up so no one else ruined their car on it.
It was a Trady radio or Makita big block radio
that they take on site. There was no name, no
(43:41):
phone number, anything on it. There's no way I could
find who have belonged to. And my son's actually study
year eleven doing a tastetyle.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
Carpentry course.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
At school, So I thought I'll go find a battery
for it at a tool shop, so and then he
could have it. I didn't get around to doing that
for a couple of days. I end up going to
Total Tools in Mornington, and as I was there at
the counter and the guys were helping me match up,
which redated this tradesman's walked through the door and gone,
that's my radio. And everyone just looked at him and
(44:14):
looked at me like you're gonna believe him or not?
And he goes, dear the blue paint.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
We got the trading odds, the whole sub credit agree
for trade odds.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
We yeah, he proves it by matching.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
The paint er.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah yeah, get feed light out? Yes, like a modern
Cinderella story. Is the trading radio fits? It's yours all right, Danielle,
Thank you very much. Did you just cut off like
that brutally?
Speaker 7 (44:46):
I thought you was done?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
You shoulf way through it for some batteries in Danielle,
No Christian news. It's on, Monica. What are the odds?
My partner and I just purchased our first house this week. Hey,
congratulations Monica. Uh. And the real estate agent asked us
would we like to meet the previous owner? My partner
I said yes, we would. We went to see the
house and met the previous owner. The previous owner is
going to be our neighbor. She married the neighbor. Oh,
(45:13):
now that's a separate What are the odds? She's a
lovely old lady and she sends me photos of a cat.
What are the odds about the cat photos? What are
the odds that you marry your neighbor?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Why?
Speaker 1 (45:23):
They like chatting to each other over the fence one
day and got mind seeing what the rest of you
looks like? Yeah, what's underneath that head? A great pickup line,
one of the ald time greats. Hey it worked. Old
Nana is now married. Probably old grandpa next door? Anyway,
What are the elderly odds? Thirteen fifty five twenty two?
(45:45):
Would take your calls?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Next The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Christian, What are the odds? This one actually gave me goosebumps?
This is good, Christian, one of the odds. Last Thursday
was my daughter's year twelve graduation mass. My wife and
I sat down in church next to another couple. I
asked a woman who she had graduation today, she told me,
and she asked who I had graduating. I told them
(46:11):
my daughter's name and my surname. Obviously we miss. The
lady goes, do you know what Carly? We miss. I
leant back and said, she sat next to me. That's
my wife. The woman said, Carl, you're my Duela. You
help me deliver my daughter, which was seventeen years before.
That daughter that she delivered as a baby, now on stage.
Speaker 7 (46:31):
And now she sees her.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
That is an incredible wing reunite in that moment, Nathan Ballarat,
beautiful story, Christian. One of the odds. My sister and
I were pregnant at the same time. She was booked
in for a C section. I was planning for a
natural birth. My sister went to labor, so did I
the same day, at the same time, twenty seventh of
June twenty thirteen. We now call our boys the twin cousins.
(46:53):
What are the odds? Christian? I saw the Vienna Boys
choir singing Christmas songs. That's right, they were Carol boys.
That is enough Carol Boys for today. Sally, welcome to
the show. Good morning, all right, Sally, what's your What
are the odds for us mate.
Speaker 11 (47:15):
So we were at a Irish pub in Melbourne and
some friends of ours are talking to this young fellow
who had just got off a plane, and they came
and said to us, can you please come and interpret
for us because we can't understand a word he's saying.
Speaker 12 (47:30):
So iris very he had a very big Gorish.
Speaker 11 (47:36):
Accent, and so.
Speaker 7 (47:43):
I have no idea what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
It was like it from.
Speaker 11 (47:49):
So we said okay. So we came and went and
started to chat to this young doon and said welcome
to Melbourne and got chatting and they we said, whereabouts
in Ireland you're from? And he said donny Gall And
we said, oh really, whereabouts in donny Gall? And he said, oh,
you wouldn't know what. It's right up the right up
the very top. You wouldn't have the idea where. Just
(48:11):
just just tell us where where? What's the town? And
you told us and we said, so do you know
else this person? And he said I leave next door?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Oh yeah, where right? What are the Donne Odds? Oh yeah,
I love this stuff. Sally, thank you very much the story.
Speaker 11 (48:39):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Have a great day, Gal, good morning, Hello Christian, gotcha,
gotcha girl, please be good. Hey Gil, welcome to what
are the odds?
Speaker 10 (48:50):
Oh, thank you, Christian. I've just switched over to your station,
and I'm loving it.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Brilliant. Where have you come from?
Speaker 10 (48:58):
I'd rather not say one of those raceage stations.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Of course, you trade radio.
Speaker 11 (49:08):
That's it.
Speaker 10 (49:09):
That's it. So my story is I was doing deliveries
one day, and I'm an exceptional delivery driver. If I
do say so myself.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
I can just tell by your voice that you are
someone that nails a delivery system. Bang bang bang bang bang.
Speaker 10 (49:24):
Yes. So anyway, they send me to a floris to
pick up some flowers, and I thought, oh, brilliant. Love
giving flowers because people are happy to see me. So
I go into this shop. I say to the young girl,
I'm here to get a flower delivery. So okay. So
she gives me the flowers and I said, I need
your first name just to put on my book. So
she tells me her name and I said, oh, that's
(49:45):
such an unusual name. I said, a friend of mine's
daughter's got the same name. She said, oh, how does
she spell it? I said, I've never met her daughter.
I haven't seen my friend in forty years. She moved
to Perth. She said, I'm from Perth and I looked
at this young girl and I said, and your mother's
name is and I said my friend's name and it
(50:07):
was her daughter. What.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (50:13):
And then when I said because, she said, oh, what's
your name? And I said my first name. She knew
instantly who I was and she said, oh, can I
give you a hug? I said, well, I'll be offended
if you don't. So she ran around the can I did,
ring her for her mother.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Nice story.
Speaker 10 (50:32):
Then I caught up with her mother. We've been on
Facebook chatting, but yeah, I'd never met I hadn't seen
her mother in forty years, so we called up too.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
That's an incredible story at that moment, she's in there,
you're there and the flowers, Yes it is, yeah, yes,
the panthers of course. Gil a great story. Thank you
very much for giving our show a go as well.
It's lovely to have you with us in the morning.
Speaker 10 (50:57):
Okay, you're most welcome.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Thanks you have a lovely day. Keep bon nailing those deliveries.
Speaker 7 (51:03):
Girl, I will thank you.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
I add a real live what are the odds yesterday
and do you go and do a quick shop and
it's like half thought, you know, it's just tired, and
you're like, yours is nothing for dinner? You gotta go out.
You're just hanging in there hungry. I'm irritated the case.
So I just turn around there and a spinets, a
packet of these kind of crisps I like at the moment,
by the good crisp company, no nassies in there. Tastes great.
(51:32):
They do a sour cream thing. So I'm thinking, that's
my gift for doing this. I won't have it at home,
but don't you tell me all for eaching before my
da I'll have it in the car and the car park, yes,
like a champion. Anyway, I get into my car, I'm
opening up my gift for being the shopper. Suddenly I
think it's a better look around. Okay, someone just sees
me just shoveling these into my face. It's not a
good look. I look over the car next to me.
(51:52):
It's a na good looking dad right owning up a
Crisps multi pack. You know, obviously getting some kids with
the school lunches doing the same as me. Starts chomping.
I wave, I wave my tube in the air at him.
He looks over me, confused, think there's something wrong with
the cart, and then just goes, oh, daddy, we're both
hiding from our wives like two cowards in the car bar. Yes,
(52:18):
we were both smiling each other, bonded forever, brothers till
the day we die with this unique moment.
Speaker 7 (52:24):
He knew you knew?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yes? Does anyone else do that? Shoveling someone down in
a car park? I'm glad I'm not the only one.
It's such a little cheeky gift.
Speaker 6 (52:32):
Isn't this kit Cats for mine?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Oh? God? I love a kit Cat all right? Time
waits to guess. Today we're looking for your TV show
bands MTV shutting down?
Speaker 7 (52:46):
Didn't know? Yes, I actually didn't.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
But do you remember when it used to rule the world.
MTV was the thing. Everything was about the videos and MTV.
Do you remember the VJs, the actual presenters? Yeah? Yeah, anyway,
TV show bands, Mad Men at Work, Still a Plus,
Vanilla Ice, Road Truckers, Grit Show, Goal, Mumford and Sons
(53:12):
of Anarchy, Silver, Zizy top Gear, Gold Boys, Two and
a Half Men Boys two and a Half Men, and
silver and system of a Downton Abbey. Very different take
on it. Maybe they're like moving into the after all right, Rio,
(53:34):
what have.
Speaker 7 (53:34):
You got Donna Summer Heights High.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Oh very good. That is classy gold, the.
Speaker 7 (53:39):
Biggie Bang theory.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
It's good to swell silver.
Speaker 7 (53:44):
There's a rapper in the White House. It's Kanye west.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Wing, Oh very good.
Speaker 7 (53:48):
Gold and Doctor Hooper stink.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Oh my word, wow, top of Donegal whel for that gold.
All right for the best sent show today, We've got
a Village Cinema's Gold Class Family pass to go and
see my film of the Year, The Big Newbrook Springsteen movie,
Springsteen Deliver Me from Nowhere. That's your TV show bands.
Text me now for seven three one O four three.
Speaker 3 (54:10):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Today's time waster. We're looking for your TV show bands
for the best in show. Awesome prize, family past four
of you Villisinma's Gold Class. Go and see Springsteen Deliver
Me from Nowhere. Cannot recommend it enough? All right? TV
show bands? What about Split Friends? Very good, goal, strong Start,
Alexander Mooney, guns and Roseanne Silas. How do these listens up?
(54:39):
All like a headline? Just leave that one man the
Flintstone Temple Pilots Silver Edwyn. The price is right, said
Fred Goal. That's very good. Was that Sonya Fim and
Sam Smith Bronze around the Twisted Sister Gol. That's very good. Nicholas,
(55:02):
well done, purek and Mindy that is superior. Kerry Charles,
that's outstanding. Mis A big band theory, Syer Puss, Lincoln
Parks and Wreck but unjust Fleetwood mcguiver, Queer Eye for
the straight guy, Sebastian from Mark, Bruce, Springsteen and the
(55:24):
Sesame Street Silver, Home and Tat, not Home and Away.
So that's very good. Listen, that's great. The Golden Grillas,
Siler Puss, Onto, Rage against the Machine, Bronze Tiger Kings
of Leon, Shout out to the Tiger King. Carol Baskins
in the House Rio who is best in show?
Speaker 7 (55:44):
Kerry Byork and Mindy You're.
Speaker 1 (55:46):
Commined, very good one and Kerry you're the winner. Enjoys
Springsteen the movie. We're back tomorrow. Have a great day.
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