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Monday Winners and Losers, Small Thing Big Rage, People With Place Names, What's The Year My Friend? Tiny Tradies and The Timewaster!

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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App Got anything good?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Patty House. Your day Yesterday, let's get into this mornings.
Are you a Monday Winner or loser? Dear listener four
some five three one O four three? Text me, which
way do you go yesterday at your Monday Winner or loser?
Hang on a minute, we've got production. Finally, after sixteen
months on this, the producer woken up in the shake up.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's happening all right now on the team loser A
Monday loser?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
High level four d.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Jess, how long did that do?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
What if?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You're a winner though?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
And that's me this week after several weeks of being
a loser, I am finally a winner.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Row one.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Sorry this pep is too long, goes off like eight seconds.
It needs to be sorry to team, but it needs
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Cut.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yes, the winner takes it.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, wow, you.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Know intrigue, just fade it down at the back.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, you're right. Then the sharp face action people get
on it now. Team.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
You know I'm a winner because I got this. You
butte seriously, it is the world's best bath mat.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'm not hitting you.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
At Aldi, high praise at Aldi.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
What material is it?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Why is it so good?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Why is it so good?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Rio?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
You ask?

Speaker 6 (01:50):
It is double the size, so it is very long,
so it covers a bigger surface area.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
It is very fine.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I mean, how big are your feet? How big? Tune
eat a bath mat? To be? Have you got an eight?
Can it also double as a bath rug.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
It's like a meter and a half. It's it's enorm
It's brilliant though.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's like.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
But you know, sometimes you have to have maybe like two,
so you need one to one right outside there just
one right outside the shower, and then by the time
you get to the vanity to get all your stuff,
you deodorant and your brush and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You're still soggy.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah, and so it's kind of like kills two birds
with the one stone.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
So it's brilliant and it's also.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Very very entire, but it's brilliant. Anyway, they do their
special buys once a year stuff, you know, they repeat
it in twelve months, so I thought I only got
one last time.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'll see what it's like. And I've just adored it
so much. It's so plush.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
When you step out of the shower, it's like a
little oh, it's like a pillow, just a bath.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
They're all like that. They use the same technology, don't.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
But some slide under your feet and they're not thick
enough and they don't soak up enough water.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
This is just the perfect mix of everything.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
If you don't want me asking what that retail out
twenty two.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
No, it was like twenty bars.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Wow, wow, really and foot sounds roll it out.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
It's brilliant. So Saturday they had them again. So I
went up Saturday.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I bought the Miamis. This is getting out of the car, Chris, Chris,
catch me up, sharp elbows.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
You know they see me coming anyway.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
So and I had to do all of the shopping.
And as I've put all my groceries in the basket
and sort of left to go out to the car,
I've left the mats on the end of.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
The counter, haven't I God, you've lost somebody else's game.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
And then I got but then surely you'll be.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
A no, no, there's a part B. So I've got home,
couldn't find them anywhere, And I thought, I said to.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Chris, Where are these mets? I'm sure I put them anyway?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
How many do you buy? By the way, too, we
should give one away.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
No, you're not having them for the listeners. I mean,
I'm happy to go and get one for you today,
but in mine?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
All right, Well can you get too, I'd like one.
Anyone else on the team will.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
The bath mat.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
There's a couple of orders. Let's get some to give
away to my showy. They're brilliant Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Anyway, so I realized i'd left it there.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
I went back to the store yesterday and the love
God said, please don't bother the stuff like they've got
better things to do.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
I mean, he's right, it's the principle.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Is twenty dollars bath mat? Is it here? Three days?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It's the manager here or the chief executive right to
if there's a board meeting going on.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Interrupting he was so brilliant, I said, look, I'm terribly sorry.
I know you've got better things to do, and this
is my silly fault, but I think I've left my
bath mats here. And I had my docket and he
said what time? And I said, gave him the time.
He had to go and check the video for media.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Going to the video replay that was in or.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Customer behind her and he came back out and he said, yeah,
you left it behind. You kept walking off and he
said just go and get another couple. I said, thank
you very much. So that is why I'm a Monday winner.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Wow, shoes please go back today pastiestly we need to
give them away tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Christian O'Connell's show. Text me how much you'll day yesterday?
How did you start your week? Are you a Monday
winner or loser? You can text the show on four
seven five three one oh four three? Rio, are you
a cut? Oh that's not that's not changed at all.
It needs to be come here, fade down rapidly.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
We don't text it off.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yes, so I can physically fade it down. Pro watch
this which one is it?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Rio?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Me?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, no, because I did that quickly, physically faded down
and doing the producers Joss.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's a bit abrupt, yeah, but suddenly yeah yeah, so
people right now they're really it's game on. So you
are a loser.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Or I am a winner?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (06:26):
I am a big, big winner actually yesterday morning and
that is the advantages of doing breakfast radio. Woke up
and I was the first person in anyone in the
family to message my mother in law Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Creep move the rest of your family.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Don't like that, dude, No, no, no, that's sneaky pete behavior.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I would take a dim view of that guy.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
No, well, I.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Am, and I don't think anyone else probably in the
family knows this.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
But I'm very competitive.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
And it's me and two other son in laws, and
I'm constantly trying to maneuver myself to so that.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I could see this being a movie the son in
law's three rivals, and I'm being wedged on either side
by two very different signing laws.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
We've got a very practical, practical, very useful sort of
farmer and then on the other side, a very helpful,
very lovely, heart of gold teacher primary school.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh well, and then you're representing the humanities from the
murky world of commercial breakfast radio. Oh no.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
So I'm constantly trying to wheezel any little edge that
I can. And this was I think a decisive blow
because I got a big message.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
So what are you talking, six am? Because that could
have gone wrong, you know, where you're like, oh, you've
woken me up and it's like an old dear's birthday.
Oh so I didn't know you'd have your phone on
the amount of times I've done that because you're right
these hours thinking i'll take this off now I'll be done.
Then you wake somebody out who don't love their phone
on sign them Well.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, I did a very early one five point forty.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Five, and then rio that's like someone's die.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
You're right, that goes off right and you're like, who's dead?
The phone goes off the middle of lights? It's something bad.
It's not someone going less an audi?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Have got those bar Oh godga gold get in the
car now, well have you know?

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Thank you very much. It was very well received.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
She said, you're the first person in the family to
actually message.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Then I would have beaten. I mean I would have been.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
The fire was out of the milking cows. You know,
the teacher's getting a class prepped.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Yes, exactly, so now I think I think I normally
see at three, but I reckon.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Currently you're one one.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
She would have absolutely loved that.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Have you guys used this new function now where you
can delay the timing of a text message. Oh, I
see pretty high tech, I felt so I used it
last week.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I felt really advanced.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I wrote a message about five am and then pre
selected to send it at nine thirty am.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Oh, I need to know that good.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Landing in the U inbox right now, even though I
fired off at five am. That is, that's a great tip.
I'm a massive Monday.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh no, what they do? Hey, I'm a Monday I'm
a Monday winner.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yesterday I was installed as CPO for my daughter's forthcoming
twenty first she planning.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
She's really trusted you with that.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
The first time I've ever really had to be in
charge of a complete one. Normally been about fifty percent
of it or I come up with the idea and
then my wife will then take on. This day in
July when my daughter turns twenty one, my wife is
on a training course all day. So it is fall
and I'm ready. I said, put me coach, put me
in the game.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Feels like a default.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
This is like the default doesn't take the Monday win
away from me.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Rio to bring him out of the VFL.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, no, no, no, no no, no, what I'm coming in.
Put me in the game. Coach.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh, what are you going to plan? What does she
want to do?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Well, what I've said is because it be July, and
I said, the weather is still pretty good here in July, right,
I know it's going to be winter enough. And I said,
why don't I organize a wine tour, minimus. I'm going
to go and knock over for the wineries during the day. Right,
it's good, you go, you know, you you do the
wine flight. She had some cheese and meat and you
go into another one and you're grading them. And they said,

(10:17):
so many beautiful wineries around Melbourne as well. And then
also what it means this is what I'm really excited about.
I will now get to work now on merch.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Do you remember when she was eighteen, I took my
dad daughter trip flying the nest and I made that
the heart with wings on because she was flying the nest.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
How was it received that.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
She's still got the mugs and the cap and the
T shirt and the hoodie.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
You also that I'm worried that you're going to fly
too close to the sun because.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
You also wanted to put her face well literally close.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
You could hire a hot air balloon for an hour,
and I was gonna put a baby photo up there
like a big balloon, and.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
She obviously didn't anything about it.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And my wife was pulled over by the police for
doing an illegal move. And the police officers were like,
there was a queen, see your license, and they were, oh,
cod on when you're English, husband, isn't the gut? The
English on the radio then were going and they went,
are you ruby? She goes yes. He goes, Oh my god,
you got to tell your dad. That is a terrible idea.
And you know they've always got like two office as

(11:19):
he went that guy on the radio, so he'm not
putting this girl's baby photo on a hot air balloe.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
No, the merch needs to be designed.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
If anyone's got any idea, I need a pun around wine.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, what about stubby holders.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
With the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm qussion excited for you planning your daughter's twenty first
in July with a winery tour. Got a start of
the t shirt merch logo have some cheese with your wine?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, Look, we've got to start somewhere. It's work
in progress.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
At the moment, I'm thinking, have a great day. It's
a start what about what about you know that classic
image of Leonardo DiCaprio. It's like a gift, isn't it
of him toasting people from one great getsby Ah, the
Grape Gap Spy.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Doesn't it scan very well?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
What about grape expectations?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Massive?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
The twenty year old year olds, that generation they love.
They call him Dicko, and I say, show some respect
to such Charles Dickens.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You're always saying that they do.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
They love the classics, little Dorrits, you know all the
Dickens work.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
You're fight. They were like, so, what's this reference to
Charles Dickens? Oh? How old are you? Dad? Suddenly the
chief planning officer is crumbling? Christian?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
What about a really nice gift would be for your daughter?
On the twenty first? Is a personalized box of goon
Actually that is a funny idea. Can you get them personalized?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I didn't know you could, but tell let's just our
star Resident Bogan ahead of all Bogan affairs on the show.

Speaker 8 (12:52):
Caitlin, I absolutely love it.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
So do you know can you get one? If you've
seen a personalized goon box?

Speaker 8 (12:59):
What you can get and Rio will know this is
you can get a wall mounted wooden box that has what.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Do you mean between warm mountain that look great in
a student sharehouse.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
It'd be perfect for her.

Speaker 8 (13:10):
That's like a ride of passage as a twenty one
year old to have a goon sack hanging from the wall.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Yes, and you actually passy.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
You can use the same person that did your microphone socks.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Get them on, then have a good track care.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Belonging on to Tim who right now, if you talk
to Christian, I both a winner and sorry loser work
in a petrol station. Two members of the team are
on annually. Who had to do a twelve hour shift,
which means no break, no toilet.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
These people the.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Servo stations work so hard, Yeah, because they're constantly running.
They're filling up that bladder of milk for the coffee machine,
aren't they. Then people like us are like waiting to
go and fill the car up and you're just looking
in there and they've alwaysly got that alarm going. They've
got the run back open that security bit of the
side there. And then someone wants some wood, you've got
to give them that.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Special king toilet. Yes, they need roller skates. They worked
very hard.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Now, Kim, I'm sorry here's Kim by the way. Now
you sign off your message to me saying Kim Barcelona.
Is your name Kim Barcelona or are you listening in
as I believe you people call it Bathelona. Can you
let me know Kim Barcelona or Kim in Barcelona? Christiana
my Monday winner. I found a one dollar coin with
King Charles on it.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Oh, they're out.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
King's Birthday game coming up with some of the big friends. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Used it on a five dollar scratch sheeet that won
me ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
You're halfway to getting an Audi bath mat. The King
was useful for something.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
In yesterday, text message from a recent new friend of
the show, Wolfy World's Biggest Formula One fan, Oh, just saying,
just chuckled at Patsy's pronunciation of Monico, which never had
pronounced it mane goo goo what it was?

Speaker 4 (14:55):
No, I didn't say Monica.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
You did not say monogas.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Wolfy, I want to be friends. I do want to
be friends, or maybe.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Trying and befriend the city of Monaco by getting the
nameline monarch and co.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
No, what was it Menico?

Speaker 5 (15:07):
I think it was Monaco, Monaco. Maybe it's the local dialect.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I've been there.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's very much note the locals who actually it's Monaco.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
You know what I reckon Wolfe should come in one morning?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, and then what you class him?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, read a sports bulletin.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
You do it with me? Is that the comedian that
goes just to a heckler? You try and do this.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I saw I saw a struggling comedian and do that
move on something. Go you get up here and do it.
And the person went out and we're a lot better
than the comedian. Wolf starts smashing that news, knows what
sport is and suddenly, hello, mister Wolfe, you're hired.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's a new jack Post Wolfy. It was right there
in front of who blases Jack Post some listenerle wolf
It's just wolf.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, Christian, Yes, this is big breaking news. I am very,
very excited. Kim is not from Barcelona. She is Kim Barcelona. Yes,
this is great. Also she's got Christian.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
You love this. I double down on it. My car,
Regio Barsa one Oh Wow.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Nicknamed for Barcelona, as Patsy called it, barcelonas drive in
now a spot for the sports at least you'll be keeping.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
All the f one fans happy.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
So I'm now thinking, by nine o'clock this morning, can
we find ten other people right whose surname is a place.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
So we start with Kim Bathlona.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
I actually have one.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
I used to play footy back in Sydney with a
guy called Jack Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
He changed his name to that.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
You know what.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
His parents both had different surnames, obviously, but they couldn't
decide on what the kid would so they.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Created a new one.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
So he's Jack Hollywood and she's just.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Like Australia no way, Jack Hollywood proper has he gone
on to have like a significant life.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
He is an accountant.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You remember that guy, don't you? Who's lock enough to
your money is Hollywood money.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Hey, my name is a place. My married name is
a place Newman in Western Australia. It's a town in
Western Australia.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
We added to the list.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Take that, so we've got your mate, Jack Hollywood. Patricia Newman,
Patricia patraya patraya sorry is how they pronounce it a
local dialect, same way manas.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Newman as in new Men.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Well some people put you in there.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Some people don't pronounce Monico Monaco, but let's not split hairs.
This morning on the show, a friend of mine was
working for a London radio station and they said that
they were going to be getting with the presentersunless they
were bear to change their names to London locations. So
he became Overnight to keep his job, Gary London.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
They then ship Candy him anywhere. Remember going to meet him?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Mean, you know when someone's had bad news, you've got
a time when you make the first time, I went
third beer and I just went we're doing about that name?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
He went too soon, all right? So we're looking for
people's people you might be saying.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
It might be you, it might be someone you've worked with.
Surname is a place you can give us a call.
Thirteen fifty five twenty two Ria. Who do we have
so far?

Speaker 7 (18:24):
We have Patrina Newman, Jack Hollywood and Gary London.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yes, and then our listeners who started this and inspired it,
Kim Mathalona.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
If you just missed the sports sings a half six,
they've renamed Monaco.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, Overnight, did you know you could do that?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Let me just rewind my record all the Pantcy's News
on cassettes and take Me Home to Real.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, it's both pass back up.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
And Lando Norris is one. He's made in Monarco f one.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Oh yeah, okay, passa. Where was the other good?

Speaker 6 (19:00):
And Lando Norris is one. He's made in Monarco f
one into that.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Not saying anything howard wise, because you get the stink
kind locally from where I sit.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
I can't sink you worried.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
But it's more needles and pins and a dollar. My
voodoo doll didn't even deny it.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Okay, So Christian, I've got a great idea. By the way,
I've been thinking it driving into work today. You're right
in charge of planning your daughter's forth coming twenty First,
what about you're doing.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
A what like a wine tour?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
What about having an image of a engraved on stemless
wine glasses. I've used this before, company called Express Primo
had my business logo engraved on them.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
Hey, you know what, that's a class right show once, yes,
show wine glasses.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
This is a great idea.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I don't like STEMI wineglasses, stemless ones.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Yes, and I always feel it feels too fragile.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm always yes, it's too fancy. Yes, I feel like
French or something.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
God forbid. Yes, good morning Christian.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I know you're looking for surnames that our places after
one of the one of us listeners is called Kim Barcelona,
Mark Rochford, same as the winery. Pronounce the same way.
Mark Rochwood would take that one. Thank you very much, Christian.
My surname is Charlwood. I think it's a town near
Heathrow Airport in London. It is Jim Christian. My last
name is Coventry. Place name in.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
England, Amanda Coventry. That does Christian. I work with a bloke.
His full name is Dale Island.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Dale Island is like an Irish singer. And now welcome
to to the RSL all the way from the Emerald
al Dell Island.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
That is a fantastic one. We've got some callers here.
By the way.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I just had an email coming from Mark, who's at
work already.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Morning Mark. It's not surname, but I used to work
with a guy called Sidney Harbor.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, no, come on, Harbor, that's not We're not following
for that one.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Mar I need evidence, okay, otherwise we're going to throw
it out. It's up there with Monaco. Nancy, Nancy, welcome
to the show.

Speaker 9 (21:12):
Oh thank you. I'm listening to you again with my son.
We're driving to soccer. We did it last time.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
How's he getting on?

Speaker 9 (21:20):
He's doing really well. He's he's always wrong.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Listen, listen. Australians are struggling to qualify for the World
Cup at the moment. Get him to hurry up.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
Look he's half that, so maybe he'll play for the
Netherlands instead. I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
He already wants to play for a better country.

Speaker 9 (21:38):
And can I can I just say the lady who
had me on hold, who sort of talks to me
before I speak to you, she was just lovely. She
knew I was lying when I said I didn't have
when I said I had the hands the mobile up
to my ear.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Are you sure you she gets very upset about that.

Speaker 9 (21:55):
Is gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
She's straight. Yeah, it can't be can.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Otherwise you would have a lot of swear and stuff
like that.

Speaker 9 (22:03):
I was a child and she was my mom.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
She's she's well, she's very well trained. We don't not
the hands free, so thank you for Yeah, she would
have been terrifying. It's like a lifeguard at the swimming
ball blowing that whistle.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
No Christians to Nancy, what is the surname?

Speaker 9 (22:24):
Well, my mom's surname is Salem.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Oh yeah, which actually actually is an Arabic word which
means pete.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
It's it's Salem. So it's one of my favorite Eminem songs.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Did not expect to hear that morning, Nancy, You've got
to do your my life in pop music.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Let's get some Eminem. Let's get some stam in there
without you we want to do, Nancy, don't.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
Worry on the on the drives in the morning. I've
got the music blairing sometimes before and then we listen
to you, and then we've got the music blearing.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
So it's great, brilliant, great stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
And what's the name of your son again, Nancy, Tom
Tom Tom Tom Salem?

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Do you want to say?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
How do we to Tom Tom? Sorryes you mind just
throwing you live on the radio this morning? That is
not what you need it like just before seven o'clock,
and I choose the other way to.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Training right now.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
True, Now, tell me a name, a name like the
future soccer star like Tom Salem. I'm hearing a striker
you up front or your midfield general.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'm more of a menu wh okay.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Tom Salem, he's not bringing peace, he's bringing war. I'm
happy to be your agent. I'll take a very generous
ninety five percent cup only if you move Intoland. If
you're playing here, you can have ninety.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
League. Tom listen, good luck with the Korean being a
smart star. Hope. Do you make it into Patsy's news
where she'll get your name wrong one morning?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
To take care, Tom, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Nancy.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
There's got a Jimmy the Garbo Morning. Jimmy the Garbo.

Speaker 9 (24:00):
Ah, good morning, came out O'Connell. Now I've got a story.
My lovely daughter's got a long, convoluted Greek surname, but
she was lucky.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I'm a guy called James England.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
What a name something out of a Q Grant movie.
Name is James Jimmy England.

Speaker 9 (24:22):
James James England, Jimmy the Greek.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, and so it is your daughter, Nancy England.

Speaker 10 (24:30):
Now she's Nicole fus Nicole.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Nancy was I sorry, I'm still learning. Not everyone's called
Nancy Australia. I'll get it right one day.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
They're going to join us this one. It's the Christian
O'Connell's show. It's time now. It's kind of like radio
therapy Ventel spleen. Do not go to work angry today,
or if you're a shift worker, do not get into
bed right now. Angry small thing, big rage, small thing.

(25:05):
It's the small thing to life. They give us big rage.
Share them with right now. Call the rage line thirteen
fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
One of them out to say, is hugely controversial, probably
going to be trending by midday. I may get canceled.
Could be the last show. Too hot to handle, too
cold to call, the calling ghostbusters. Anyway. Let me tell
you this, love Australia.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I am Australian now I just want to press you know,
coming up for seven years living here, love this place.
But I'm just going to say this great city that
is my home. It's a wonky eerst city.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
What first we had to I tell.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
You what it takes an outsided to see what you're
blind to see. You tell me how many how many
cafes have you been in this year alone? With a
one key table.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
There's a lot of wonkey tables and the cafes of Melbourne.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
Okay, yes, come and be honest with you. The last
cafe I went to, we did have to get a
little napkub.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, I can you do that thing? We're like, oh,
we've got a wonky table. You look around two busys
swap tables. Then you have to do that. I'll try
and catch his eyes busy at the moment that bil
got a wonky table. Follow it, check my passport, dual identity.
You try and then do the little fold into squares
and then you put it on the table.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Is not quite right, is it? It?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Just fix the problem, that's it? And you did coffee
turns up. They filled it beautifully to the brim. Suddenly
you're wired about movie one of you.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Then.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
So I was out to lunch with a friend on
Sunday and we had a wonky table and we're having
a glass of wine each and so the only way
to fix it I had to lean forward with my
forearm on the table like I was making a series
of significant points in my frame.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Clive, if I took a land mind if I stepped
off it.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
The whole film is the wine good core exercise.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
It was like I hate to admit that you're right,
but you now that you have a lot of wonky Is.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
It about the wonky tables of Melbourne?

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Is it the table that's the problem or is it
Melbourne's gradients?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, ol, the tectonic plates that we're walking on right now, shifting.
We had all those earthquakes the last couple of years.
I think it's the table makers of Melbourne. There, upset cricket.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
It's wild. It's a wild go I tell you what.
It doesn't It ruin your experience and you just go to.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
You know, cut your toast or something in the whole flips.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
You're right, you're buttering your toast. You can't relax, you're
on the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
But I've kind of learned to live with it because
I think Australia is a wonky country.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I guess what you mean.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Well, I've never now that you.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Say it, I've noticed, Yes, a lot of cafe tables
are wonky, but it's never bothered me. It's like, it's
what I've just always grown up with.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
And if you if you're at one right now, you'd
be busy about it. No, no, you would. It ruins
the hot You can't relax the Beyonce. That's it. It's
friction in the system.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
You've ruined cafes.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I am a mirror man. I'm just holding up reflecting
back to Australia.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
What's there? Ready? Yeah? Right now there's someone sat listening
to me. Oh my god, it's right.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
A little bit more he's here.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
That was long wonkey, isn't it. Don't they test these tables?
If I haven't a cafe, they drop off all the tables.
I'm going before you go away, and I signed for this.
I'm sitting down and I'm shaking those tables all right.
That's like goldilocks of three bas Well, stop starts out.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
You got one? How dare you?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Did anyone try these at the factory? Like a table
QC quality controller?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I know?

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
You've all right, Patsy, what small thing, big rage for you?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Were you?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Very kindly? Christian?

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Very kindly yesterday brought everyone around of toasted Sangings after
the show, which was very appreciated.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Thank you leaders eat last. That's what I would say forth,
come and tell of my book?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Did you not get one?

Speaker 2 (28:52):
But on a time Caitlin gave me mine? It was
I want to say but now you're going to really cold.
Nice have some cold chicken to get food poison with.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
Anyway, I had a ham, cheese and tomato only I
hate it when you have a toasty with tomato in it,
and the lovely ripe juicy tomato, but the juice, guys, staileep.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's staying. I'm sorry, but no side will cut that out. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Cold, it's just a little trickle and it goes right
up to the elbow and it's just ruin the whole experience.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
You like the taste of it, but your right, pat Relax.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
No, it's another angular problem. It's another geometrica.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Today. The biggest problem about this one.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
You have to eating the toasty at a very angle,
so the juice runs down.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
It's a very unnatural exactly.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay, listen, here's what I think we need to do.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
All the trade ees that listen to me right now,
go get your spirit level from the trucks, put them
down where you are, take a photo and send it
to me. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a
big sample size and I take it straight to the government.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
This goes right to the top.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Christian O'Connell show go on Podcast.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Small thing big rage mine this week is the abundance,
very high abundance of one key tables in the cafes
of Melbourne. Christian installing a kitchen in Burma this week
and the floor is forty mills out of level over
two meters.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
That is a lot, Christian. This might go right to top.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Like you said, maybe it's not the table makers floor
makers elbow.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Beyond God. This is a God problem. Is that any
feature every Tuesday? Wait? Is this a God problem? Christian?
This is a great one.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
What I'm about to say happens every single time whenever
one of us does this. This is a great observation.
You didn't put your name on it, but one double nine,
thank you, Christian. Small thing, big rage of mine is
when you put in a USB sticking and you've put
it in the wrong way, so you turn it upside down.
Try that it's still the wrong way. You turn it
back up to the original position. It now will let

(30:59):
you be in. That never not happens. Why is that
it can never go in? First go and it can
with us.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
It's scream with us, the machine already in charge.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
That's so good, Indy, Good morning, Indy, Hi, welcome to show, Indy,
what's your small thing big rage?

Speaker 9 (31:17):
I'm a barista and people ordering half and quarter sugars
I cannot stand throw them.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Out, no, bar them, have their photos up behind the counter.
You're above a petty thief or criminal in my eyes?
What do you mean a quarter of a sugar?

Speaker 10 (31:32):
People order a quarter of a sugar and are three
quarters of a sugar.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
With those ancient weighing scales and apothecary you know, in
some pestel of mortar there, how.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Do you even measure out a third of it? One
of those sugars?

Speaker 10 (31:47):
You just guess and hope the.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Hope they never come back.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Indy, do you look down on people that order sugar
in their coffee? Because I I do look down my people.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I get offended. No, I get offended. Where they go?
You'in sugar with that? No yee sugar spine.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
Three sugars are fine, but one and a half?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
No's behind a guy there day. I actually want to
have a word with him, because you know, I'm doing
these adverts a moment for diabetes Australia. It's a big problem, right.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Is the other world? He also four sugars? Wow, sugar, Sugar?
The teaspo to be standing up to set down the
bottom four sugars.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
If you go to America, you will be disgusted. They
don't just have a normal coffee. It's always like a
caramel machiato and they just drench it with this syrup
in sign.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah no no, now listen, Indy, tell me about this.
Then your your cafe that you work at. Do you
know if there are any wonky tables there?

Speaker 9 (32:44):
No, we've never had a complaint about the wonky table.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
People don't like to complain that it's just something they bear.
Actually in this life, when you get into Today, Indy,
when you get into they do me a small favor.
Could you check every table and then call me back tomorrow.
How big is the place that you work at?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Indy?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
There's only like six tables?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Okay, well it's just it takes you, you know, less
than five minutes, Indy. Could you do that and call
me back tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (33:09):
Hi el see how I go?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, Yadi, thank you very much for doing this film
in my behalf. Thanks to calling the show. That's a
great one as well. Have a good day, Jared, good morning.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Good morning mate.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
How I'm good Jared welcome to the show. What's your
small thing? Big rage? Mate?

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Oh it just happened there as well.

Speaker 10 (33:24):
I was at a set of traffic lights. It's red, right,
so you're looking at the life to go green.

Speaker 9 (33:28):
You want to get to work, and it goes green
and they don't go.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Oh God.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
You've got to be ready if you listen. If you're
in pole position, it's not the Monarco Grand Prix. I
always say you if you're the if you're if you're
like the leader, then everyone behind you is relying on you.
You're the captain or the column. Go go go, be ready.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
What are you up to?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
What are you looking at?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yes, you're right, they're on the bloody phone.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
But if you're in lead position, it's a responsibility and
dare I say it an honor. Sometimes I feel like
raising a fist, like I've got this, guys, I will
not let you all down.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I got this on me go go go play sorry. Jared.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Producer Caitlyn had a lift home with Patsy and Caitlyn.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Was, you are a dangerous driver.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Grabbing my arm.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Where to go on the you have the you know
that kind of like ninety degree seat angle.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
The most Pat's it's forward. No no, no no.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
It is like a Tana saurce Rex driving the car.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
She's shocking. But if she's.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Driving, CA's driving. I said, I've got the car once.
I'm never getting this again.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
Lead is terrifying, and she abuses trucks as they pass.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
It's like fast and furious.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Bow, take your life in your own hair.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Often surface Paradise, my friend, we're in Victoria.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Wow, Christian Connors Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Last Few Small Thing, Big rage, Sonia, This is ridiculous
your husband's behavior, Christian. And my husband's beef is when
he asks of sugar in his coffee. They don't stare it,
so it just sits on the botching. Well, why don't
you turn to put his big boy pants on right
and get his little thumb and finger and stir it
like a goddamn gentleman.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Excuse me, sissy, could you stir this for me? Busy
King Charles, if they don't need to stir your sugar
because you're an adult, you can do that for them,
can't you.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
They're busy, these people stirring it up and then check
it it's all dissolved.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Move along, Sit down.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Sonia's husband Christian, I'm hearing a lot of raging you
today about won key tables. I've had it up to
here with Melbourne's wonky tables. I'm starting there needs to
be a royal commission.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
The issue with the won key tables of Melbourne is
that most cafes and restaurants have tables with adjustable feet,
and they're always installed perfectly, but over time, people bash
into legs all day long, all week long, or kick
them and bang them so they start to unscrew themselves.
We just then, as cafe owners, don't check them, so
we only know if we're old. Oh see what they do,

(36:10):
They're making it victim shift is unbelievable. Okay, whistle blower, Christian,
small thing, big age.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh this drives me nuts too.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
When couples cuddle and good you suspending you spelled this
perfectly canoodle because I bet you now, Megan, when you
went to do that, that would have been auto corrected
to something like canoodle apple fi.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
We're not like the word anyway.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
When couples cuddle and canoodle during live theater, people sit
with their heads to and they start going side to sign.
It ruins the sight lines to the stage and you
end up staring at someone's big buffhead all night that
they can't keep their heads straight looking forward. Megan, it's true, though.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Does you mean it like a live fucker musical?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, people aren't making out.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
The musical people.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
People are in front of Megan, I've seen this before.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Wow, I'm not going to the right musical.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
While you're about one ky table was why do old
shopping trolleys in Melbourne have bum wheels?

Speaker 9 (37:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Fix all the problems of the city, make Melbourne great again.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
That's it, guys, I'm running for office, all right.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yesterday we were talking about what we're talking about, Dido.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
You really would have missed that show. Guys. It's one
for the edges.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
You've played it, I know, and I'm happy to it
sounded great anyway. I was saying, we're trying to work
out how many years ago did that come out?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
What was the year?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
And I said, this makes a great quiz because so
many times you do go, oh, when do you think
that came out? And then you ask still to go
and look on Google and then you're always surprised it's
way older than you think as well. All right, so
we've turned it into a quiz. Now we've got two
possible titles. Is it is just a quiz where I'll
read out a film or a movie or TV show
and asked Patsy and Rio to guess what year it

(37:55):
came out? So it's called either what's the year again?
Or what's the year? My friend?

Speaker 4 (38:01):
What's the year? My friend?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's warmer? It is warmer, isn't it? Maybe that's the
new show?

Speaker 5 (38:08):
You know what they released free Willie? Was it eighty
nine or nine three?

Speaker 7 (38:14):
Or when did I don't record life four brands?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
I'm not very good with taste, does anybody?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
And they know?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
What's the year again? What's the year? My friend?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
I'm with Patsy? What's the year? My friends agree?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
What's the year my friend? What a lovely friendly game
we're going to play here? Yes, all right, so Rio
and Patsy taking each other on a cave?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
All right? Up first? And what a great movie?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
This would Lamark movie that feels like it's actually got
more of an impact now because when you watch it again,
it was so ahead of its time.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I'm talking about the matrixes and welcome back dream.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
If my daughter's used the phrase now, Oh they're trying
to redpill you, and I never fully understand because I'm
quite thick what they mean, but like.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Oh my god, are they bluddy hell? I'm gonna get
on to about that red pilling me. Hey, Sue, the boss,
stop repelling at work. After this, there is no turning back.
You check the blue pill.

Speaker 11 (39:11):
The story ends, You wake up in your bed and
believe whatever you want to believe. You chake the red pill.
You stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep
the rabbit hole guns.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
I took the blue pill. If you plan it long?
What was he? My friend the Matrix, the first one.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
I actually think I've got a good gauge on this
because they filmed it in Sydney and my sister auditions.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Yes, so I reckon it.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
Was filmed in ninety seven, came out in ninety eight.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Oh, I'm going to say ninety yeah, the way that
you found out.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I went, yeah, No.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
But I'm torn.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
I'm not so sure whether to say late nineties or
really early two thousands, So I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Put it out such a huge difference of what to.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
It's a massive difference. I'm going to say ninety.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Six, nineteen ninety nineteen ninety nine, you were the closest patch.
Yeah yeah, all right, Sweet Shirt of Eye. Guns and Roses,
huge song. Axel Rose wrote the lyrics in five minutes, and.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Boy it sounds like that you know when you look
at some facts you go get away go. Yeah that
makes sense.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Fact, yeah, I mean about half the song is just
this big, old good.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Guitar intrope, about a minute of it, slash this noodling away.
All right, So what was the year? Huge band?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
They were for two decades? Guns and Roses, Sweet Sin
of Mine eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
No, I don't know when that Patsy is going straight
off to your say.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
No, I'm going to say ninety one.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Ninety one. No, they came into dominance in the eighties.
Eighty seven. Really is nineteen eighty seven?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
All right, We're now going to move to movies, classic movie.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Oh grime, he just.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Hear the song and it makes you happy, doesn't it?
A warm?

Speaker 8 (40:59):
Go?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
It's on me right now. Toy Story, Pertsy, let's go
to you first of all. Toy Story, what was the
year my friend.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Give me a second?

Speaker 6 (41:08):
A second every second, I'm gonna say ninety five.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
My gosh, she's got it right, have we finally found
a game as we're eight shows away from seven years old?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
That, Patsy, Wow, what a time to be alive.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
I couldn't have.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Gone way late.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
I would have said two thousands.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Nineteen ninety five the first one came out.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Brilliant movies, aren't they all? The whole series of them
as well? All right, let's go stay with movies. What
about this one?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Then keep Jane You're filthy animals?

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Every Christmas we watched that.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, one of the greatest movies. Definitely one of the
best Christmas movies.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
I saw a video on YouTube actually, and they went
through if they suffered through all the actual pranks that
mccaulley Corman's so funny, they would have died like three times.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yes, because it's extremely vinent. Poor Marv people.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
The brunt of it didn't is this Joe Peshy increasing
going durange. It's not a bad scene in that movie,
and it's actually incredibly sweet movie as well.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
There's so many like lessons in them as well. Oh right,
what was the hear rio? You going for it?

Speaker 5 (42:14):
No idea ninety one?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
No, Patsy would let's say.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
Earlier because I can remember seeing the second one at
my local drive in so that would have been pre nineties.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I don't know, I'm going to throw it out there.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Eighty six, No, it's nineteen ninety. Ninth of you want
when the Home alone? First one came out in nineteen ninety.
All right, Coldplay? You found a Coldplay? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
I don my coplay. I prefer the old stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, yeah, me too. Well this is just as well Parachutes.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Oh amazing album.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Right, huge breakthrough album for them, right because you are Yellow.
Back in the early early days before they made it big,
a very single, Chris mart was going out on the
promo girls, this is this is two thousand at a
radio station in London. I used to work out we
were the only radio station that were playing Coldplay. They

(43:03):
were just there was just an indie band there and
trying to make it through. And so he went out with, yeah,
who works on our promo team?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Wow? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
They are a brilliant, brilliant choice band live as well.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
You have to get a chance to go and see
them live.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
They're just there's something very unique about what they do
in a live mega stadium where they feel it really
really intimate as well. Anyway, parachutes, massive album. When do
you think it came out?

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Could place confidence?

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Oh really, I would have said two thousands, maybe two thousand.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh no, you moved off it, so it was two thousand. Patsy.
Once again we found out the game in the universe.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
You miss her? I meant two thousand.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Beautiful song?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Shall we play this next? Do you remember the video Miserable?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
You can tell it's filmed in the UK, pouring out
and that's probably like summer time. They're like, it's August, Chris,
let's go down the seaside and film the video.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
He's sitting pelleded with He looks so.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Cold as the song goes on, because they must be filming.
They're all his cheeks get read or reader. I reckon
he's got hypothermia.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
To this day.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Christian O'Connell shown podcast over.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
The last twenty five years, done so many things with
the band Coldplay. The most exciting thing they let me
do once was I did a competition and I was
allowed to bring two listeners on a private jet.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
How good is this? Right on a Friday with the band.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
So it's me, two listeners, the band and a really massive,
mean looking bodyguard. Right, who would not take his eyes
off me. He was constantly monitoring the whole time. And
I'm married, I like the band.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
You can sleep on this flight, my friend.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
So we went to a private airfield with his two
competition winners, who are like, just what experience. And I
made a documentary A Day in the Life of cold Play,
so we interviewed the whole band on the flight going there,
and then beforehand because this is so much boring dead
time for them, and so they were playing like five
a side soccer. So I played five side soccer with
them in the basement of this mega stadium we were
in Frankfurt, and it was so cool, right because you

(45:07):
saw what it must be up for them, although for
them they were just like it was like this is
a Friday. We're hoping that, they said after the show.
The month the show ends, we run from the stage
into the into the cars, the limos, and we go
straight to the airport. Hopefully we're back in our own
beds by one o'clock. And you wants if you're suddenly
you're over the years of doing world tours when you're
making it and you have you never thought this would happen,

(45:28):
and then you do that you know, many more years.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
You just want to be in your own bed, right.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
So anyway, we land in Germany at Frankfurt Rhime and
it's a private runway, there's private lands that there's no
one comes to us as bassports right that night because
obviously they're rock stars and that's it. You only notice
small things. Oh we don't need to do you need
to go and pick up your suitcases, like your drums
and guitars from baggage carousel. Does someone do that for
rock stars?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
You've never seen that ac dz Lund in their own gear.
They're an airport, you know, in Brazil.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
So any then we I see that there is there's
about ten blacked out SUVs and each one is CP one,
CP two, CP three, all the way to CP nine.
So as we were walking off the plane, I was
chatting to Chris Martin, so I thought largest getting CP
one with the main man. And then this big palm
of a bodyguard who moved me not two.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I was CP nine right at the back.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
And then we had these police outriders. So cars were
moving over in the traffic just drive out speed. There
was no red lights for us. They had those police
comption the ones where they go ahead like a blowing
the whistle. Yes, cavalcade strang to the belly of this stadium.
It was an unbelievable experience. And then I've never been
to see a live show in Germany. Everyone sits down,

(46:40):
what they sit down, and then each song, after each song,
they get up, and then.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
They sit back down and then they get the car.
It was a strange, it was so what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, I've never seen anything so polite and manner in
my whole life.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Now I know this time of the show, your mom,
dad all on the score.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Rner.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Now you've got the kids in the car and these
words are for you kids in the car right now,
because the future of Australia needs you, and specifically we
need the next generation of builders, engineers, makers, doers, manifestos,
table makers, balustrade, venders, carpenters.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Thanks about I'm struggling a bit here. Who am I
talking to?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I tell who I'm talking to, TETs tiny Trade's this Friday.
I'm just going to share my dream right now. I
have a dream this Friday. There are children in the
studio and they've got hammers, they've got nails, they've got screwdrivers,
crosshead Phillips, they've got an impact driver twelve.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Well, I can bring mine in.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Circular saw all that's a band saws and they are
taking each other on in a flat pack challenge.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I love it. Tiny trads, t.

Speaker 12 (48:03):
Canday, building trading yesday.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
So if you're a kid and you love how being
mumma dad around the house doing DIY, finally there's a
radio game for you. They're like, he gets it.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
This guy after almost seven years on the radio, yap
and is trappy, finally gets it.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
What about us young tradees on our way to school
right now? It's all belt round their little garment heads.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
So where do we stand on Obviously there's probably some
equipment safety wise. I know what this nanny state's like.
You know, won'tless gone mad? You can't have a kid
using a band source.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Won'ts gone mad crazy?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
So no power tools are allowed for the.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Children crying out loud and they're meant to learn anything
these days.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Let a kid graze their knee with a band saw.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
The majority of flat packs are done with the screwdriver.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
You're right, you're right, Ad, you get that add key
and the dreaded hex key.

Speaker 8 (48:55):
Yes, yes, yes, so they're absolutely happy for them to
do that. Depending age. We will have to look into
that once they start entering. But if you're into it,
and I.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Don't think they've got to be under sixteen.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Yeah, otherwise we kind of like a seventeen year old
going up again apprentice.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yes, yeah, you know, he'll actually be a trade at seventeen.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
We need like thirteen twelve year old's. Fourteen year olds.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
Yeah, that's kind of where we're looking back. If you're
a bit younger, but you've been doing it for years,
you've been out in the back young going to be.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Doing it for a nine year old has been doing
it nine years having in this game.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Came out the womb with a Phillips crosshead by You
never know. Do you think we're going to get any
kids doing this?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (49:36):
So far, no one's called in.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
All right, the lines are open now for tiny trades. Okay,
thirteen fifty five twenty two, now participate and tell me
what Before the show, I said, by the way, you know,
what do we think of a price here? And she
said a thousand dollars. You can't giving a kid one
thousand bucks they're walking out when they're going.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Down the milk bar and buy the milk bar one
thousand bucks.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
It's actually irresponsible.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
It is no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
The parents will have like nine hundred and fifty of that.
You can't be bender all weekend.

Speaker 8 (50:07):
If we're getting them to come in on a Friday morning,
they want to have something.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
To come and get the things like the start of
school and stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
People come in, they oh, they're going to be upset
about skipping the start school on a Friday unless we
give them one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I don't negotiate with terrorist slash kids. Spoken.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
That's gone, man, they're calling him. Now you will win,
the winning kid, and listen if you sue the boss
is giving us a thousand dollars, Let's say we keep
it nine hundred for big lunch or something kids to
be happy with, like ten twenty bucks. Ten bucks now
no winner gets twenty bucks, runner up gets fifteen.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
And then there no losers of course as kids. Whoever's
third they get ten bucks.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Great, Yeah, that's a great pocket.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
The next nine hundred and fifty Okay, I'm happy with that.
I thought you would be The Bogan's always happy with
cash all right, So tiny Trades calling now those tiny
trading hands got probably got cuts and making starting splinters
and making the stuff on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Gnarly old man hands in the proper house. Yes, thirteen
fifty five twenty two. Tiny trads line is open now.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Welcome to Tiny Trades brand hw dream from the Christian
O'Connell Show. This Friday, kids taking each other on in
JII flatpat Challenge.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I'm live right now on the IKE website looking at
bedside tables. I'm looking at the Narvik.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
The Gullaberg know the more, the glad Dom, the Blimnas,
the Nordsca, the Bighama.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
They sounds like Swedish metal bands. These are just bedside tables.
Is the bend side table the Nalavik.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Bedside tables are hard. Anything involving a draw.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Is get out of it.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
This one here is at two hundred and sixty one
five star reviews. Who is reviewing bedside this has no draws?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
It's got one shelf right, this is my level, right,
I'm just looking at who's got the time to do
these reviews?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Two hundred and sixty one five star reviews. This bed
side table side table. Very well priced for such a
lovely little side table. The extra rack comes in handy, I'll.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Say, sir.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Very sturdy construction, great price, right side for a small space,
also made of steel, very solid. Needs a still bedside table. However,
is that glass of water in prisons?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
This is for tiny Trades to future of builders in
this country, and we asked if anyone was interested. The
lines have lit up. There are so many of you
that texting right now morning to Lachlan. I can't get
through Christian. I'm fourteen years old. I would love to
be on tiny tradees this Friday. Does it matter that
I'm not an expert on building? I think it would
matter more if you were an expot on building, Like

(52:49):
how have you mastered the building at the age of fourteen?
Although the house I live in is very drafty, I
do believe some of the homes here and those won
key tables maybe the kids have been making.

Speaker 12 (52:58):
Them trading Canday building time tradi yesday.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Tad, can you build it? Tiny trades and can you
win the cash? Cash for kids? That does not sound
right because there's a game. It's all the chit's all
a part board. You can trust a Christian O'Connell's show.
It's got to bridge it now, Tiny Trady, who's thirteen?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Good morning, Bridget. Hi, Hey, welcome to a show. You're
live on a.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
School run right now? Yeah? Yeah, you're looking forward to
going to school today? What's Tuesday? Like? Is it much fun?
Bridge Tuesday?

Speaker 10 (53:36):
The timetime is not great.

Speaker 9 (53:38):
If I'm being in this, you.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Can be honest with us. Please always be honest with me.
Chat now, tell me about you and the Tiny Trading.
What have you made?

Speaker 10 (53:46):
Well, I've made a bunch of Ikea furniture. Yeah, I
feel pretty confident with those, and like I've painted my house.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I like, I hope you're.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Getting some pocket money.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Can you come in and do mine?

Speaker 10 (54:02):
Obviously not on my own, but like I've helped.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Wow, that doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
I'm still in very very impressive and Bridget, Mam and dad,
okay with you coming in this Friday? Yeah, bring the tools, Bridget,
You're through. You're the first Tiny Trading recruited for this Friday.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Good luck, yay, thank you and listen, bring your brushes
and paints.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
The studio needs to lick a baker can paint and
win Paint and Winbridge. Okay, look forward to meeting your Friday.
Thanks for calling in a good day's way.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Bye, Leo is eleving morning, Leo.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Hi Leo, how you doing lovely? Thanks for calling the show,
Leo and listening in the morning. And so you think
you might be a tiny trady.

Speaker 10 (54:40):
Yeah, I reckon I would be a good tiny trady
because I've built a bedside table.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (54:49):
And I've also built a chester jaw.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I couldn't Chester draws. Those things they take like five
or six hours, don't they? Leo?

Speaker 10 (54:58):
Yeah, I was up until I know nine dirty.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
And I'm just saying it's impressive. If you're burning the
midnight oil, Leo, you've got to come through. You've got
to come down Friday. This is an honor to have
Leo there, the eleven year old master builder, and I
get the feeling even if that's not finished. When we
have to finish the show, you'll be here to maybe
nine thirty pm Friday night, and none of us will
be turn the lights out when you leave.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
But Leo, come on down Friday, tiny trader. You're through.

Speaker 9 (55:32):
We love your show.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Thank you very much. Every morning, Oh pleas sure.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
I love that, Leo, thanks very much for coning in
and looking forward to meeting you and mum and dad Friday.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Okay, okay, good luck.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Chloe is also a tiny builder Morning Chloe. Hi, Hello Chloe.
So you're on your way to school?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
And how old are you? Chloe?

Speaker 10 (55:50):
I'm fourteen years old?

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Fourteen? And what have you made so far? Tiny builder?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
What was that for?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
What have you made so far? What have you built?

Speaker 10 (55:59):
I built my own vanity. I built some seats from lizard.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
What for your lizard seeks? For your lizard?

Speaker 11 (56:11):
No ramps?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Ramps? What is he ramping up to? What's he ramping
up to? Getting out of the car? Where's he go in?
That lizard seeks.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
A very complicated Chloe. That's this is high level stuff.
How have you been learning to.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Do all this?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (56:25):
My dad taught me most of it.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, you know, I feel like I've let my daughters down.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
He built a lizard ramp once are they're going to
survive out though? We're going to build a lizard ramp?

Speaker 5 (56:36):
You get.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Keeping the economy alive? Now what I can't move on
from a lizard ramp? What does it have the ramp for?
To get into his little house.

Speaker 10 (56:47):
So the ramp goes from my bed to its to
her cake, so she can just go where is she?

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I love this. This is so cool. It must take
her ages to get up that ramp. Yes, an hour
has gone on. It's only halfway up. I'm taking my time.
It's hard, puffing and puffing all the way up here.
I'm a lizard.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
You know those little feet, Chloe, you have to come through. Yes, yes, absolutely,
anyone who can build a lizard ramp.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Actual is high level. Chloe. All right, we'll see you Friday. Chloe,
look forward to it.

Speaker 9 (57:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Christian O'Connell's show. Good morning to Rick. Christian. I used
using cheap labor to put together some new purchases. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Also my tire pressure. He's sorted out the engine oil
changing as well. It still part of tiny trades. Damn you, Rick,
you're on to me. Yes, all right, today's time waste,
so once more for the best in show. You're off
to Village Cinema's Gold Class. This is a group past,
so four tickets of Gold Class go see Mission Impossible,
the Final Reckoning this weekend at Village Cinema's Gold class today,

(57:55):
were looking for your Bogan TV shows. What do the
Bogans love to watch? Ncis Frankston.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Sila.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
They have their own version of the Weakest Link. That's right,
we kissed Lynx effect good. They love the new john
Hammer TV show Your Friends and Neighbors, but it's a
different one filled up on the Sunshine Coast you friends
and Neighbors Silver, how I malet your mother gold married

(58:25):
with cousins Christian O'Connor, and not Love Island. It's a
far more powerful island. Who will leave Bogan Island? I'd
watch that, I would watch that Silver Plus. All right, real,
what have you got Bogan TV shows?

Speaker 5 (58:38):
Watching a show on YouTube? Actually? Yeah, the Joe Bogan experience.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Oh, very good, very good.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
You're actually he has got Bogan characteristics, he wished up,
loves conspiracy theories, loves a bond, loves lots.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Of tattoos into mm A.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Yes, oh my god, you're right.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Bogan's right there, God plus very good.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Two bloke girls, Yes, very good. Gold smoke O breaking Bear.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Oh that's very good. Hasn't that been made? That's gold
as well? You're on gold so far.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (59:11):
And it's probably not a gold and Happy Todays.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
There we go Brons just evening. Now, all right, what
have you got then? Bogan TV Shows Text me four
seventy five three one oh four three, good luck.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I've grabs today Gold Class group past four of you.
Off to go and see whatever you want at Villa
Cinemer's Gold Class. Everyone's weaving up Mission Impossible, the final
Reckoning seat this weekend Village Cinema's Gold Class. Today, we're
looking for your Bogan TV shows Rio get ready, you're
gonna be busy.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
There's a lot of goldworthy ones. These are very good.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I think there'll be a part two tomorrow morning on
the show. All Right, Bogan TV Shows, Game of Songs
Gold Strong start already, everybody loves ray Bands, Sila your
laugh Stacey, now me and member the Big TV Show
Mega Marker was in it suits, Ye track suits, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
The Bogan version.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Lawyers in tracking mego Marco be Megan, wouldn't she.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Third ut from the Sun, Silver went on Gerard the
Big Bong.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Theory Gold well done, Winnie Blue Healers Silver.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I still love this TV show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
It's a very good TV show called burn Notice, Burnout Notice,
very good. Goal Chavangska, well done. That's the movie. But
fairest Budius month Off is funny. Lucy Malcolm and Moccasin's
good Silver Flight, Brett C.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
S I Dandenong.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Okay saying something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Bronze, Winnie bluey doing TV show Winnie Blue is very different?
Who's that from bracos Joe? Well done, Flight of the Commodore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
That's great. New entry there, Isaac Welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Ben ten good TV show, Ben ten Packer, jad Coke,
Amy Hatchip.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
That's very good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
The Handmaid's Rattail Peter Simms, well done for that one.
The Thongs of Madison County Silver Caravan, Parks and Recreation,
Friday Night Fights not Friday Night Lights.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
That's very good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Glenn Gooner Thrones, silver Fluss, How I met your mother's
half sister who's married to your mother's half brother.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
I didn't meannny funny one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Eat well done. Not Bond I Rescue Bon Die rest
you met Bond?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
That is so good? Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Simon Knay Bong's Silver u Boot, Betty silver Fuss, The
bin Tang Theory, Oh God. And finally, but I think
we do part two tomorrow on the show not Bewitched,
but we bitched Chris. That's very good. Pickles just to
have one winner today because they're also great.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Impossible task, but I've to go with handsmade rattail.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Well done.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Thank you very much all the time waste as we
are back tomorrow morning the confumal stories of coincidence and
chants in what are the Odds?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
And more tiny treaties. Have a great day. Thanks for
joining us. We done.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast