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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Jack's coming this morning. He's a little bit tauseled and sweaty.
He's tried to do a pre show workout. He has,
he's been on the peloton exercise by in a very
Jack way. What have you done, David Goggins.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Well, it's only it's morning one of using the peloton,
and now we've had it. We have had it for
a couple of years, but this I just never used it.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
So I thought, your wife does, Jesus, I'll get up
pre show. And then because we were talking to people
the other day, you were sort of getting their workouts
in like three, four five of the morning, you're feeling inspired.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I was feeling inspired. So I started today with ten minutes.
I know that's not more.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Ten minutes about a peloton. For three and a half years,
I've never found the ten minute one. I know where
you are. You're doing the warm downs like the old
slowy moe, a little one of these stretchy wet cheese whoa.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
He actually did start. He did start with it was
called a ten minute hit ride, high intensity ride, and
he goes, okay, and obviously you're pairing this with another exercise.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Like a food bearing. So you do this and then
you'll do the actual exercise.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
But he said this, he goes, you know what, it's
not about time. Sometimes we've got two options, time or intensity,
And if you give me intensity, it doesn't matter about
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
So you blasted it.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I gave him intensity this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, and what because normally they like they have like
a playlist for half an hour forty five minutes or
now what do you have time for a song? And
a half of it was signed to unclip the alchemist
back up the workout today.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
With whatever edy and song he was playing. I think
it was only one track.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
And then how did you go with the noise? Because
you got like a three old sleeping and your wife
as well, and.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
You're like, well, have you ever plugged headphones into it?
Some ever use headphones over the ear headphones in so
all they probably heard was none of the music, none
of the trainer.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
But you've bent over a computer screen half and puffery.
Not the first time probably that Dad's been in there
doing that. He's getting a quick high intensity workout. It
won't be ten minutes. It never makes it that far.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Good morning, a Christian O'Connell show podcast Passive.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
In the next hour, you may need to run taper
across what I'm about to say. It probably clipped the
news in your news. What's there? There's been crime in
my suburb, there's been crime in my street, there's been
crime in my.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Car, in your car?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
What's happened?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I just need to get my head around first of all,
what's happened, and then I'll give you full details from
seven Patsy. But I'm hoping some of the audio, some
of the audio may well be in the news crime
in the burbs. Now, perhaps you're going full show bis tonight.
The cinema couple weeks going, and I saw the trailers for
the new Bridget Jones movie. I think it's Bridget Jones fifteen.
Is it cushing it in?

Speaker 6 (02:53):
It's the fourth Storm.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
And it's all cashing it in? How much work has
she had done on her face? She's all like hamster cheeks.
Now older nice in town's.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Very natural on the screen.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
And it's a couple of meal for this crap women.
I don't even know about the plot.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
No, not crap at all.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
This is the fourth Yes, mad about the Boy and
it is Oh my god, can I just say I
might burst into tears?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
It is just absolutely stunning, it is.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
It was last night. It's okay, it was last night
and opens in cinemas this Thursday, and oh my god,
it was absolutely incredible. Everyone in the cinema crying, laughing
out loud, crying, crying, crying. I was crying in the
car on cry A bit of both, yes, but it
was absolutely tough.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Done it well the first The first two I loved,
really funny, won't She's brilliant as well? And the second
one with Hugh and Colin Firth, the whole relash between
them and the fight sceners are brilliant.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
So I have to see two and three do you
think before you.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Won't, but it will make it all the better experience.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It was just the one.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
No, the script is just this.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's fast, furious for women of ame. Come on, be honest, No,
it's not.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
It's not.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
It's a story about you know what. It's a story
about in adversity. It's a story about living your life
and coming through. You know, when you're of that age
in your fifties, you've got life experience. Your life is richer,
for better or for worse, and it's finding the light,
the silver lining and living your life because life is short.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
And it's just what you shouldn't dine at the end. Does
she no?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
But well you know it's in the books. It's not
it no, no, no, no, she doesn't boilers. It's not
a spoiler alert. But if you've read the book, you
know what happens.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
And there was a book.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, there's a books based on a book.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
For so it's not the Bible. They've got different. You've
got the King James, you've got the Gospels.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
But a major character, if you're across the book, a
major character does not necessary.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
They don't care off, don't they?

Speaker 6 (05:03):
God?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I love his character.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
He's too good in so good.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
It's like the role that he was always meant to.
He is so good at this.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
But honestly, first eyes he does but.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't know. He opens tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
We got it for the first time ever used the
dumb button business.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Sometimes.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
No, but it's not.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Look, it's not so much a spoiler alert because if
you've read.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I didn't know that they cannot firthe But they're not
going to, are they?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
People could just be.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
A month ago you read the book I didn't know
there was the book.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Now you do, and it's so beautifully done, and honestly,
I was crying all the way home. It was stunning
and beautifully written, and I want to see it again
and again.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
So ten out of ten for you, fifteen.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Out of ten.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
There's a trader. Obviously this is trailer. Is it like
there's some love child that they discovered that they secret
had years ago?

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Oh no, No, she's got two children to mister Darcy.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Which one was that? That's Colin, isn't it was that
that Hugron?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, Colin, yeah character Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
From Pride in Prejudice. Yes. Yes.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
The reason I thought it was going to be bad
is I noticed that the caster in Australia, including Rene,
and usually when they send him out here, it means, hey,
the movie's not going to do well enough on a
time from critics.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
But you know where there's easy pickens. There's a country
you probably won't know where it is running. It's called Australia.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
If you go and do song and dance over there,
they'll still go to the.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
City Chuck a scene in resting an alligator, and you've
got to call it. By the way, Patsy from your
double thumbs up. I watched Friday Night You're cordially invited.
I did like a refund from you.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Less.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Tired eyes, more hungry eyes, Thank you nothing.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
I just don't hate tired eyes as much as the
next person.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Have you one does like tired eyes today? You like
the little drops to get them to weake them up.
I take a yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
TI die like a shirt from the seventies.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
You're back on that paloton. Do a proper workout, Patsy.
What do you need to go to sleep?

Speaker 6 (07:15):
I have I reckon for several years. I listened to
like a rain and thunder thing. I listened to this.
If it's going to play for.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Me gi, if you're all tucked up and cozy out
the raw the storm, I have it seriously.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
I can put it on in thirty seconds later.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
I'm dead to the world. Yeah it works every time.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Is it run all night?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah it can.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
See I hear this and this country with the old
flimsy houses, I'm thinking we ain't making it through a night.
This root's blowing off. It's not safe. I need to
wake up and can go and flee where I'm sleeping in.
So what do you use? Jack?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Now, we use something called brown noise, not like white noise.
And we got it from when Gordy was a baby.
He had a little machine that played white noise and
then you flick it onto brown noises. Well, this is nice.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
What's the difference between white and.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
So white is a little harsher, if my honest opinion.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Brown is staticy kind of Yes, brown.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Is a little bit warmer, a little bit more buttery.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
White noise, brown noise. It feels a.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Resonance. Yes, it does feel underwater.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, you do. You feel submerged.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
And now I can't sleep without this?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Is it amazing? Now as an adult, all these various
things that we need to fall asleep. It is the
number one thing we moan about now, isn't It is
so important to get your sleep sorted.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
So I've got that the seapot machine, and that's changed
your life. I take that away on holiday with me,
and during summer I have a pedestal fan pointed at
my feet because I think if I cool down my feet,
the rest of the body will be nice.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
And do you guys take any supplements? So I will
take magnesium Ashwa Gander and then a new thing over
the last two weeks because I can't winking up at
two am to go to the toilet. I think it's the
thing that happens to me at my age. And so
I saw on Instagram Dave Aspbury. I don know if
you've ever seen him on the podcast, that really good
sort of biohacker guy. So that if you have a
teaspoon of salt before you go to bed, it stops.

(09:14):
That does something to the balances your blood sugar levels.
So the blood sugar levels rising July night makes you
get up, hasn't happened in ten days.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
So he just munch a teaspoon of salt.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well, I know he's starting to little car a one
hundred miles of water and stuff like that has fixed it. Yeah,
if that's if, If that's you, now, try the teaspoon
of water. I'm not entirely sure. I don't need to
know how it works. It is just it is just what.
It's just stopped.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
I'm going to give us give it to kids because
we keep waking up and having to change your Seazel
and Gord his bed almost every night at the moment
because he peeced so much he peace through the nappy.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Is he is he having too many liquids by volume
after dinner time?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yes, because he comes home from daycare gasping, gasping because
if he's been playing outside, he's like.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Don't you remember being that age though? Right where you
were just remembering at school, like when you were like
nine or ten and you suddenly just hit that that
that silvery forcet and it's just because you hadn't had
any water to drink. You suddenly saw, oh, there's a
water supply right there, and that that lookd tap, it's
a bend over put you and then that silvery force it. Nowadays,

(10:20):
kids they take like a gallon or keg of water
just to get them through the first you know, just
a hour or two at school.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
It's the quietest moment because he's bonkers at night time.
But the quietest moment is that minute where he suckles
on his water so he'll have a full thing. Seven
hundred and fifty mins.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Well, he's having the fifty one year old, three year
old version of old man peace. Bloody hell, that's a lot.
It's like he's having a couple of pints before been done.
Down the RSL. You gotta nip that in the bud,
all right, what do you need to go to sleep?
Nine four one four one o four three.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I don't know why when the team's done this, Jack,
I mean, they've just got some audio here from your
Pedoton workout you did today, From the ten minute workout
Jack's already done. Is just smash down a protein shake
to rebuild some of those muscles that would have been
just torn apart today during that ten minute, ten minute
workout on this pedoton. This is Matt Wilpers, who you

(11:25):
rode with this morning this morning. Yeah, this is from
the workout Jack.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Did home ou us here we have a ten minute
extra ten hit ride.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Because this is meant to be tacked on.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
It's some extra party, all right.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Tacked on to the actual and the actual thing just
engaged any confusion. This ain't your workout. So you do
this and then we get going, Okay, it's tacked on,
it's not. This isn't the workout tacked on to it.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Good mining, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Do you all right? Good morning? Minute we try and
good morning to as many of you as possible Pats
Are you ready to go firing jackiere? You ready to
play rhythm guitar? I'm ready to go, pat is ready
to lead guitar. Good morning to Adam ripe here.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Oh hello, Adam, nice spot.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Adam, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Good morning to Nate in Nery warning out doing his
five kwart nothing tacked on.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
There, Good on your.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Christianov to post modern jukebox tonight. Hannah in Werribeeah, what's
post modern, Duke?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
I've got absolutely no in your neck.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Of the woods.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, I think that's what they call new music, anything
after the fifties. I think it's being ironic some of
this stuff. We live in crazy times, So what it happens?

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Back and tell us?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, what is what's the post modern juke box? Good
oning to Sarah listening to us in Bundora while she's
getting ready for work this morning. Thank you Sarah in Bundora.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
He Sarah, Good morning, Sarah.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Welcome to another Nathan you to the show, singing Gippsland,
sick of local radio, trying us out for the last
five days, currently making his school lunches and half in
a coffee. Nathan, thank you very much for giving us
a go.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Heyne good morning, Nathan.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I actually got a favorite to ask at some point
from someone from Gippsland. Shoo, I've got a somebody in
Gippsland holding on to a saddle chair for me. Remember
this chair I wanted to buy.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
With your mate. And they're worth about twelve hundred bucks,
aren't they.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yes, this guy's selling it for a hundred bucks. But
it's in Mafra, which is three hours drive from here.
But Paul said, I'm going to hold it for a
couple of days.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Why don't you save up a load of those Peloton
bike rides and ride out there.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Ten minute ride won't get me out of the sun.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Something Huddler would do. He's always doing it.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'll just say, if Nathan's coming into the city over
the next couple of days, maybe you can go pick
up unch of bucks. One hundred bucks compared to twelve.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Hundred dollars New So, where did you find that?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's on the marketplace?

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Hippsland's a fair drive.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Well, but someone might be coming in this way pick
it up.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Someone might be coming.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Here all right, if anyone can help him out, let
us know. Christian, I'm listening in dand And on South
we have dand and on South. Good morning to Ovin
good morning.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Oh chat sorry.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Because he's live. He's had that some two minutes our
two second workout. Christian, good morning too. We're in Ocean
Grove having a cheeky macas hotcakee right now. Oh nice,
good morning everyone on my calm. I'll way to Campberwell
from Coowee Rup North Hope you all have great days.
That's from Helen.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Hey, Helen, Good morning, Helen.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Good on in to Daniel putting the kids to bed
right now because he's listening. It's Tuesday nine pm in
Germany's listened to us on the iheartur platform, so it's
good and Arburn and I incliness nect and music for
Zre and duh.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Very very very.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Gome on into Linton here in bagshot listening to the
show right now. He's also new to the show this year,
so it's been catching up on the podcast for the
for the last couple of years of the show, and
he's just got to the episode about oh pepe.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
He's gone right, he's gone, let cuts and wants to
know could you ask Jack how Peppe is?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Don't feel comfortable asking him? You need to catch up
on the episode of Workout what we're talking about. Thank
you very much, everyone listening wherever you are right now.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Good morning The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Question, shame on you. Post modern juke box are amazing.
They're all over the place. Now you love covers, Christian,
you love these? I've never heard of post modern juke boxes.
I am obsessed with cover versions. I have playlists on
my phone of various cover versions. One of my favorite
vinyl box sets, it's four big slams of vinyl. It's
a reggae tribute to the Beatles. It's excuse me, reggae

(15:52):
versions of Beatles. You play that on the Sunday deep groose,
making their house rumble, the family, Hey, even the dog goes.
Come on? Can we hear the beetles? Deep bass notes
of the beetles rumbling and grumbling? Is that a post
modern jew box? And I'm accidentally doing on a Sunday?
Now I need to need more details, all right, Jack,

(16:13):
Actually you do need help from the listeners right now.
So you need to get the saddle chair.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
I've looked at this saddle chair. They're expensive because they're
ergonomic chairs that are meant to keep you in a
proper posture so that you don't get back pain sitting
all day.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Well, no, I totally support this, however, so it means
that when I'm now looking at you, you're going to
be traveling a leather horsey.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
It's more like sitting on we need to get some
rains on a chair. Yes, but it's meant to be
good for my back, so who knows.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
And it's great for other producers that see your backsut
as well. That suddenly it got one half of the
show basically rough riding you because it doesn't have are
you going to wear chaps?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
You know, it doesn't have a back on it, so.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
It's meant to What would that do is to get
your spine in a better healthy position.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
But put the pelvis in the special spot, the pressure
off sort of sitting too far back.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
And yeah, I think you're meant to sit far back
and sit on your sit bones either way.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
The osteo said he has one.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
He recommends They all have them, don't you When you
go for a physio. They got these saddle chairs.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
They use them. Yeah, they use them in hospitals and
all kinds of places where people are sitting down a
lot and jockeys.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
They probably second a saddle chair. Actually, they want to
slump like we can.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
So I didn't want to buy one brand new because
it costs twelve hundred dollars, but I found one on
Facebook marketplace for one hundred dollars. Couldn't believe my life.
Paul said, yep, it's yours. And that's when I realized
it was in Mafra, which is three.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Why do you think Paul doesn't any need anymore fix
his back?

Speaker 4 (17:36):
He said that he doesn't. He's retired now, so whatever.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
He does, he is retired from using his back. He
retired from spinal work.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
His back's fixed from using it.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Ah, right, so he doesn't deal with so much wear
and tear.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Well he obviously, you know what. I imagined him as
some kind of artist and he would roll around on
the chair painting on a knees.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I love these images we have for people, don't We're
constantly just making up stories about tell me that. But
I like it too.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Paul the arm and it's a well used check because
you can see gaffer tape over it.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
And I really want a second and one where some
other guy's ass he's saddle it hard. Will it be
worn in. I wanted to feel like I'm on Paul's ass.
It's like memory phone, but for a man's ass. Oh,
get me some of that action.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
You can't get something for that price unless it's it's.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
It's just got through your grand.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Broken the ass of it.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
I didn't want to drive all the way out there,
six hour round trip.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
You're going to your back. You'd have to then take
out the old testa chair and put that chair.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
But the deal to me is too good to be true.
So someone could go and pick it up. Who's going
to ma front anyway?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Oh yeah, an easy ask, going to a six hour
round trip to go and get some saddled in chair
for a stranger in Mafra. However, there's someone on the
line right now, Come on in, Tim, Kim.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
Kim, Jim, how are you guys?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Well, welcome to the show, Kim, so you might better
help Jack out.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
Well, just so happens, My mum lives in Mafra and
I'm actually traveling down there this weekend.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
So Kim, what are the chances?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Right?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Aren't you lucky?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Soil us this weekend? Just remember the radio. Something always
has to happen next week couldn't really work on the silence.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
I was just wondering, Kim, if you're actually going to
say like you're happy to do it?

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Oh look, I mean I wouldn't be calling in otherwise.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
I do only have a little hundred jazz, though, which
depends on how big the actually show.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
This guy had a massive ass is known as the
ass amount of mafra. No, there's morking.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
There's no back on it, so it looks like more
like a drum stool than the seat.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Yeah, all right, cool, I can do that for you.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
I'll fit in the back. I'm so exc great. Okay,
so I'll put you in contact with Paul. I'll put
the three of us in contact together. You Paul me,
you go pick up the seat and then can you
drop it in Richmond?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Oh my, this is I don't know where is Kim?
Are you anywhere near Richmond? What about you get on
that sad on get out to wherever Kim is? Where
are you?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Kim?

Speaker 7 (20:19):
I live in Glen right, so.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Oh perfect, You'll be coming through the northeastern suburbs and
you'll be out to drop it in Elfington where I live.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, welcome to what it's like Welcome to Jack World.
This is five days a week for us. Kim.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Now there'll be a little something in it for you
as well. Kim.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Let me tell you what they'll be. Absolutely is what
you'll get. And then you go later on about week later,
go yeah, what I should have got that? Kim. I
was waiting for her to say, can I have a
gift or something? Pedoton for three second.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Work you won't go home and him you will go.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
There, I think, and that's onto jazz, my friend. Just there, Kim.
You will regret this, but thank you for doing it.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Christian Connall Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
What are we meeting up for that Drake gig tonight?
Jack and I opening for Drake tonight. Really looking forward
to actually just doing some funny stuff of fireans and
bits and skits. You know we're gonna win that young
crowd for the shair tonight.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
You know, my favorite band, Friends with Rom actually did
tour with a comedian would come out first and then
they would play life that was their supporter years ago.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
This was how it used to be in the seventies
and eighties. Comedians used to open like Steve Martin used
to open for singers and night clubs. Billy Connley used
to tour and open for Elton John and said that Elton
John fans did not want some unheard of, unruly, swearing,
mad Scott's guy. He said he members coming to Australia
and being bottled off stage by in Sydney. When they

(21:54):
want Rocketman, they all want like shaggy dog stories from
something And Billy wasn't wasn't yet, Billy Connelly, he wasn't. No,
it's just some random Scottish guy. It looked like one
on the roadie to come out just to do a
quick chat before.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
It makes more sense of music as the leading to music.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
What a crazy idea? Perhaps? Are you going to see it?

Speaker 9 (22:12):
Is?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Already? Want to go and see Drake tonight Tomorrow night.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
No, No, she's all keyed up for Gracie Abrams and
Jewel Leaper.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
First couple of Abrams is j J Abrams's daughter.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Wow, my daughter's all excited about this Friday and Laneway
super super super excited. It's all about Lane weeight, That's
all they're said. There is huge nowadays anyway. So Drake
was here Sunday and then he's back again. He's doing
tonight and tomorrow night and on Sunday before the show,
Drake ordered, I know now a lonely so it's Jack's

(22:49):
phones has gone off, mate, I've told you about that
ring tone. I know. Now what is it about these millionaires?
They could have private chefs. They love Nando's. Is Nando's
in America? I'm huge in the UK? What do you have?
The Perry Perry Chicken?

Speaker 4 (23:04):
I love because I used to live near Nando's and
now since we move we don't have a local Nando's
and rest in peace, I don't eat it anymore.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
My god. I remember when we first moved here, we
renting and then we were going to buy a place, right.
I remember the kids actually putting a case too, could
we live near somewhere? I said, where would you like to?
Will it be by the bay? And they were like,
can we be someone where it's near enough to or
Nando's that they do? And I remember actually googling. My
wife went, you don't respond to that. It is that

(23:33):
stuff is really good. It's so good in that one
of the higher highest echelons of VIP treatment, right is
the really hallowed Nando's black card. Where wherever you are
you can just you show you black card. It's free
for you and whoever you're eating with, right. I didn't
know about this until one day. I was interviewing Jimmy

(23:55):
Carmen chat afterwards and me and the team were going
out for lunch. She was like, where you were you going?
I said, we're going to Nandos. You went used this
and went I thought this was credit card and he
was going to play for us. He went, this is
Nando's black card. What is I've never seen this anyway. Yeah,
he's dropped it back to me whatever. I was seeing
him in a couple days later, so I content Nando's went
can I have one of these cards? And they win
the process and the process of getting on. I had

(24:15):
it for about a couple of days. Then I announced
on air that I was emigrating to Australia and they
were like, we'll have that back player.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
And there's Nando's over there where I'm going, there's Nando's.
Hight me take it with me?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
So Hamish and Andy they must have the black card.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
So we had I.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Don't even know why I'm whispering. I didn't even know
what that happened, guys.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
So we had ed Sheeran come on Hammershanandy and I
can't remember the context, but he was telling us on
air about how much he loved his Nando's black Is
that amazing?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Right, multi multi millionaire can buy Nando's whenever he wants
twenty four seven, but the black card is the real deal.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Fact that he can get it for free whenever he wants.
So we were talking about it. Then Nandos said, you
know what, Okay, everybody at Fox FM on air can
have a black card, including Hamer Shandy. So they got
one of these things. What about Jewels lost No, I
didn't get one, but Jewels Land who was on the
Breakfast showed did Jewels Lue got everybody kicked off the

(25:08):
black card system because he abused his power. You're joking,
no way, so he would do he was starting to
do like this is the rumor were starting to do
like Saturday parties where like come over everybody, like hundreds
of people will go get Nandos on the black cart
and the abuse system.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Everyone lost their pregang. That is a shame. So I
don't know if you saw this the other day then
So before his show on Sunday Night, Rod laveren a
drink ordered two thousand and six and fifty one dollars
worth of Nando's a couple of minutes before he was
supposed to go on stage, so there was It's a
gigantic bill. I love the detail. This is the bill.
Sixty Perinaise Classic Chicken Raps, sixty. I mean they must

(25:48):
have thought it was some mucking around doing a prank call.
Sixty The poor people have to dry call this on
a Sunday night, and Sunday it was a really hot
day Sunday, so it would have been busy anyway. Sixty
Perinaise Classic Chicken wraps, twenty seriously large Perry Perry chips, fifteen.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Old chick, They're going to run it out.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Thirty condiments, thirty garden salad healthy someone's on tour, got
to look for him. Eight sets of ribs, thirty orders
of spicy rice. The bill is almost double all the
previously records cert in this country by post Malone when
he spent one thousand and five hundred and twenty seven
dollars and forty five cents at Nando's in Footscray during

(26:31):
his tour two years ago. People, you know what we've
got to do. We've got to get hold of Nando's.
See if we can give away some black cards. If
they still do, that's a money can't buy. That is
a money can't buy.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Tell you what it is or the stress or this
crime you're hearing it about the crime, all these attacks
in the suburbs that came out my way, shock, horror.
We had the police going door to door yesterday. Never
seen my wife so activated. It's like actually she'd been
a sleeper agent all her life. She before they even

(27:09):
came to our house. They were like two doors down.
She was out there. Excuse me, is it in spector
comfortable what I'm doing with here.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
We'll get to your house, madam.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Just can you go indoors? Actually going? And mega caren.
Don we just wrap this up now. It's just a
stolen car for grand I've got proper crimes going on anyway.
So they were in our street yesterday overnight. Car's broken into,
including mine, Patsy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, they around about midnight

(27:43):
and I'm guessing teenagers and they they just trashed my
car and I'm obviously looking for They must have got
excited and then from excitement to who drives a car.
List is a lady or that essential oils and gluten
for every low car pretzels in the center console for
when I get un sugar's again, I can get my

(28:06):
pretzels out that they'd actually just angry.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Like no, so nothing of value and your value.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Those essential oils I have, they're not cheap, they're not
cheap price at the moment of frankincense is through the roof, guys,
because I'm want the three wise men traveling around in
my car. I can't afford no, but I can get frankncense.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
They were hoping for gold, but they got frankencent.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
They've got some cential oils. Those are thrown on the
foot well as well. They trashed the car. It'smallnoy inconvenience.
But then sadly a young girl she must be nineteen
or twenty libs opposite us. They stole a cart drove
it away. So the peace were going door to door
asking everyone el's got any cameras or anything? Hence why
missus O'Connor have been waiting for this, because we have cameras,

(28:50):
never had any cause luckily to use the cameras. Suddenly
this was our evening. You know, there's these real life
stories now of like coup couples who get their kicks
from the soul of crimes. I think my wife thought
this was going to be a.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
New thing for us, a true crime podcast.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
You know, we're two weeks a week from being empty nests,
so it's like this is going to be our thing now,
sobeign crime. And she was so happy. It was just
like I said, I've never seen you so excited, never
seen you so excited. I'm you excited. Chris trying to
rewind through the footage, and she goes, suddenly, right, I
then just counted on some of the stuff going this
has taken ages. Suddenly I hear this bang she said this.

(29:26):
She went, bang, I've got them. You just come and
see this. Some blurry footage.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Okay, never blurry footage.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Bury footage of sure enough, just of them. Aut midnight,
a car drives by, okay, obviously comes back and then
you see the lights of this poor girl across the
road from us. Devil's got in the car and they
just go off. She's got the footage. She goes over there.
I then decided I don't need to go over there,
and start this. I don't My wife doesn't come back
on for two and a half hours.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Oh wow, I.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Don't know whether she's actually pacing up and down homes
presenting how she sold. So we're looking for whom, but
no one has any I'm going to need some more snacks. Actually,
where do you get those pretzels?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Fall by the way, And then I thought, I've never
seen that car in this street before.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
As home center Watson wants the game is afoot, I'll
have more prosecco. Actually, please turn off how she was over,
I went to bed. I don't even know what. I
don't think she's come home. I presuming she's come home
out there presenting her finest bunch. She's got the footage huge.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
For the place and for the girl who's car's missing.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Well, all they're going to get is like you know,
when you go you go to Disneyland, you get a
photo of you on the right. All we've really got
switch is the car being driven off. Yeah we know,
matey it at night. You see some lights come on
and off. It goes like yeah, yeah, they know that
you're not solving the case. Going we solve the case
of the car. It's definitely got stoleing offices. Yeah, thanks

(30:59):
Karen Than's for coming in this email. Next time the
video file.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
They can't do enhance enhance zoon.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
You watch those TV shows where they go in her
mind she had the Zappua footage of the JFK assassination
back into the left, back into the left. So I'd
love to know this morning, does anyone ever help solve
a crime? Because the reason why the peace were going
door to door because with these ring cams now you
don't even need to have like fancy security set ups
around the house with cameras protecting your cars and a
property in that most people have those ring cams. Don't

(31:29):
they work? Yeah, they go out onto the street and
so they have that. Perhaps have you ever tried to
solve a crime?

Speaker 5 (31:34):
I have solved a crime. Actually, when we used to.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Live I tried to solved it.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
We were living in Narraville and next door they were
building this retirement home and they had, you know, one
of the locatable things that the trades have, their morning team.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
What do they call them, like a trailer?

Speaker 6 (31:54):
No, you're sort of like a caravan but not and
they put on the ground. They have their smoko in
there and stuff like an office anyway.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, yeah, I got that there were going to be
another hour for guessing game.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
What you call it.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
And I heard glass smashing about midnight one night and
I thought, oh, that's not right and banging, So I
rang foots Gray police and they went down there and
they caught like these two guys trying to break into
the safe in there.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
And then they rang back.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
What they're storing the safe, like coffee, tea bags, milk,
step away, drop those tea bags right now on this.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Cafe, rang me, and he said, well done, because if
you hadn't called, a lot of people just ignore stuff.
But because you called, we managed to apprehend them, So
well done.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I didn't know the police gave you a courtesy callback
to they well done.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I think it must have been a very different time.
I don't think they've got time. Were callbacks prize packs
for Junior Detective Pats.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, it's one that we're looking for.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Your stories tried to help solve a crime. If you
ever done anything like.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
This, very minor crime. I helped solve a friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Was I mean, I presumed it was. I didn't think
you'd taken down some big gangs over your years. JF
wrapped that one up pretty neatly.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
A friend of mine was parked in my house as
a visitor and got sideswiped.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
And the car drove off, and that's awful.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
And I went to my neighbor's house two doors down
and said, those cameras that you got pointed at the street,
do you think we could have a look at them?
And sure enough we were able to reverse reverse saw
that it was a bike, you know, those bike with
the big wooden things on the front to carry shopping
kids or whatever. A guy coming down the street couldn't
handle his bike and just smash the front the box

(33:42):
into the car.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
And made a slow escape and made a Smelbour's version
of the OJ pursuit some hipster on a bike.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
You can actually see him riding away and keep looking
at the stop. So I gave them the footage. I'm
not sure if that feltat I felt like I felt
like how Sarah felt. It was like, yeah, you go
through the footage and then you going.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Got him. Case closed, all right, So let's see some
stories now on nine four one four one four three. Hello,
Howard Christian there you're going, yeah, I'm good, Welcome to
the show. Thanks for calling in. So what's your what's
your story? Trying to help solve a crime.

Speaker 10 (34:23):
So we live across the red from the school and
there was a notice lept on our door by the
police one day when we got home and I said,
you know, we noticed you got cameras. Can you have
a look. We had some equipment stolen from school across
the road and it was a piece of earth moving
equipment and excavation and excavator they were doing.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
They get these young kids now, these trading schools, young,
don't they.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
When you said equivalent to I thought about.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Like robbinsday, we just had buckets suspain's in the sampit.
Now they've got excams in Australia.

Speaker 10 (34:50):
So the criminal was so unlucky, you know. He pulled
up in a budget rental track and the only reason
he got caught because it was a windy day and
the wind was causing our trews to move which activated
the cameras.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Hitting see you caught it all on camera. Oh that
you felt great?

Speaker 10 (35:05):
He called to say they did catch the guy and
they got excavated back and he was prosecuted.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Right, wow, wown't you're a super citizen.

Speaker 10 (35:13):
Thanks very much.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
All right, Howard, thanks your story mate. Have a good day.

Speaker 10 (35:18):
He's doing my boy.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Renee, good morning, good morning. So well, what's your story then,
trying to help solve a crime?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Yeah, it was absolutely not mean.

Speaker 9 (35:29):
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Now, Rennie, we're just having a little really sorry, sorry,
we really want to hear his story, and the producer
have said it's really good. I'm just having a little
bit of trouble hearing you. So I don't know if
you're moving around or we're on hands free.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
I'm not on hands free.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Can hear me better?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
It's a bit muffault underwater.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
I'm not moving around.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Don't like me.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
I can tell you're moving.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
This end this right now. Solved the care They stopped
the moving, Renee, Renee, Yeah you moved again, Rene, come
back to it. Good morning to you, Judy Christian. In
the day, you were talking about the Brian Adams concert

(36:18):
in Perth last week having to be canceled because of
a giant flatberg blocking up the toilets at the venue.
Until our unusual reasons why things got canceled, I was
going to see Cold Chesley a couple of years ago.
The concert was canceled due to Ian Moss being bitten
by cat his cat. He got an infection, he couldn't
play the guitar. Did you bite his finger plus finger
pluckers or something. They had to reschedule. This is back

(36:40):
in twoenty twelve. Judy, that's a great story. All right,
So we're taking stories this morning, but tried to help
solve a crime on nine four one four one O
four three. Belinda, good morning, welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
Good morning, guys, how are we there?

Speaker 11 (36:57):
Were?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Good? Now? Blinda? What happened?

Speaker 7 (37:00):
Well, my partner and I had to get our detective
caps on because one night after work, my mountain bike
was stolen from outside of work.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Do you have a fancy one?

Speaker 9 (37:11):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
It is a nice looking at mountain bike.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
They can't help themselves. I brought a nice mountain bike
a couple of years ago in London and someone said
to me the best thing to do was get some
sandpaper and scrapped up. So I, yeah, this is a
bad bike, not really thieves. So anyway, yeah, carry on,
said you had your fancy mountain bike, did you have

(37:35):
a one? Of those big locks.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
I did have one of those big locks straight through
it cut open.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
So next day up and down the streets looking at cameras,
trying to get businesses and residents to help figured out
which way he went, went around kind of the dodgy
pots of the area, and my partner put up some
flyers with a reward sign on it.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
What was it? Just want to know what kind of
reward you put up from a mountain bike? How much?

Speaker 7 (38:06):
It was a cash reward of five hundreds, yeah, So
he put on those little pull off tab things.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Like local Piano that crime busters.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Yeah. One night he got a got a bit of
a stuff pull from an unknown number, and there was
some dude on the other end going, I've got your bike.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I want that reward you kidd wanted to trade. I've
got your bike.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
So he got in his car and he was meant
to go meet him alone, but it was like a
bit suss. So our mates were over at the time
and housemates and whatnot. So four lanky dudes with baseball
bats and whatever they could think just popped into the
van behind him, followed him the whole way and drove
like half an hour away. From where we were picked

(38:59):
up this bike, brought it back home.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
What about the cash exchange.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Oh, he got the cash exchange. Yeah, this guy jumped
out the car and my partner basically just like here
you go through it and him drove off really quickly.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
So one that he was most likely dealing straight with
the thief.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yes, I'm putting together. Wow, we've got we found out
Watson to homes. So do you think he did it? Yeah?
You know he goes behind a mister big or something
as big as a stolen mountain bike. Never had Shimano gears.

(39:42):
We can great stop indo, thanks according him. Mate, Okay,
have a good day.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Lines are open now for this week's What are the Odds?
We you share your stories of coincidence and chance.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Believe it or not?

Speaker 8 (40:06):
What are the yards?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
You gotta be justhing me, like, were you a Cheryl
who married a hun?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Who work with the Cheryl who married a hun?

Speaker 7 (40:22):
As well?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Last week on the show what are the Odds? What
are the odds? We get not one, but two amazing
stories involving Paul's.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
So then a barber's a few weeks ago to me
he goes, oh, what's your name? And I said, oh,
it's Paul.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
And there's four other people in there, and the guy
next to me.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
He goes, oh, my name's Paul. The barber says, my
name's Paul, and.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
The other guy says, oh, my name's Paul.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
So I thought, one are the odds.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
So I took a photograph four Paul's and there was
only four people in the barbers and we're all called Paul.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I had a best friend in the nineties called Paul.
He was a Metallica concert in Melbourne and he caught
Lars or Rick's drumstick before an enormous I next to
him pushed him and shoved him out of the way
and stole the drumstick. Fifteen or twenty years later, I'm
hanging out with another best friend of mine. He said, Oh,
I was at a Metallica concert in the nineties and

(41:13):
I caught Lars or Rig's drumstick. Well, actually I didn't.
A guy did, and I tole it from him, and
now it's mine. And I sat there and went, oh,
my gosh, You've got Paul's drumstick.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah. Two amazing stories. That last one is insane and
quite a few who messaged me saying, actually Metallica are
here in November. We have to we have to, we
have to resolve this whole, the stolen drumstick from Lars.
You have to get another drumstick. All right, linees open now.
Then your story's a coincidence and chance call me on
nine four one four one oh four three, Ricky welcome,

(41:46):
good morning. How are we we good? Ricky, welcome to
What are the odds? What's your story?

Speaker 11 (41:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (41:51):
So a few years ago I stue to start a
new job. On the Monday on the weekend, I was
at the forty distance neutual supporter. Quite a busy. I'm
at ninety thousand people at the MCG come half time.
I had a few beers, so I was wondering around
treeling pretty good about myself, and there was a group
of people taking a big group photo, so I thought
this would be a laugh. I'll jump in the background.

Speaker 8 (42:13):
Anyway.

Speaker 12 (42:14):
So the Monday rolls around, I've got to go to
the IT department to pick up my laptop and the
lady said, were you at the footy on the weekend?
And said, yeah, here'd you know that? She pulls out
her phone and shows me the group photo and there
I am in the background, looking pretty interested with myself.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
That's a great one, Ricky, Oh my god, that's so funny.
Just some random guy wandering around thinking he'd be cheeky
in the background, very graere.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Do you get to see the fruit of your effort? Photo?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
It comes back around?

Speaker 12 (42:49):
I thought, yeah, I was very happy. I got to
see the fruits of my labor.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah. What is that when someone goes blood in the
background right with him? That's Ricky.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
He's a new guy.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast right now.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Last course on this week's what are the Odds? Your
Stories of coincidence and chance? On nine four one four
one four three, it's going to Anthony. Morning Anthony. Welcome
to the show mate. Good morning Anthony. What's your story
for us?

Speaker 11 (43:20):
So?

Speaker 8 (43:20):
When I was a kid, I was in an orchestra.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
That's the bit for later. So great, nice set up. Okay,
we'll catch up with it later.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I wonder what instrument plays.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
Also saxophone if you want to know. So I moved
to a new primary school and made friends with this
kid and hanging out with him for a few weeks,
and I finally go to his place to hang out,
and as I walk in, as you walk in, there's
a big mantle piece with all these photos, and there's
a photo of him playing a clarinet, and in perfect
focus right behind.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Him is me.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
In the photo.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Okay, so you're an in new him. Yes.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
I had no idea who he was before this, had
no idea that he was in the orchestra. I was
in a random photo in his as he walked into
his house in the background.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
All right, it's a good story. It's a sort of story, Anthony. Yeah,
thank you very much, Anthony, Thanks you cool. I was expecting.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
I think the energy with which he came in, we
expected so much.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I was expending so much. It was the scene was set,
wasn't it, you know for later the orchestra, I think.
And there's so many different things that can happen in
an orchestra. Is it the woodwind section? Something going on
over there? Tracy, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 9 (44:36):
What are the odds?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
What are the odd trace.

Speaker 9 (44:42):
I was that mountain biking at the Yu yangs alone,
and I saw a brand new wooden board walk and
I thought I can ride up on that. It's about
a meter high. I can handle it the situation, and
I rode along a few meters and then rode straight
off the side onto my face. I knocked myself out,
sunglasses gowged my nose, I hit the handlebars with my chin,

(45:05):
I cracked my helmet in three spots, and I woke
up with a puddle of blood, going, oh, I've got
such a headache.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
What should I do?

Speaker 9 (45:13):
And I'm still holding onto the handlebars, I'm still clipped
into the bike, and I hear a voice say are
you all right? I said no, and he said, come on,
we'll peel you off the bike. It turns out he
was an ambulance officer out riding on his day off.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
You are kidding, What a lovely moment of chance.

Speaker 9 (45:30):
The second guy to turn up with a nurse from
the Alfred Hospital.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Surgeon, the salesman from Giant Bikes.

Speaker 9 (45:44):
I had to have plastic surgery on my mouth and
I had a chip. And if I've had a dentist
and a plastic surgeon that the uyangs I could have
still gone wrong.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, collecting them like guess who are there?

Speaker 9 (45:56):
And on my helmet, I've got my name, phone number,
not my phone number, so my name, age, blood type,
and who to ring in case of an accident. So
they rang my friend and said, oh, your mate's in
coming going to the hospital soon. You better get down there.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
You're not one of those sort of war photos we see,
you know, in normal or something up on Hamburger. Here
with all that details of your blood on.

Speaker 9 (46:17):
There, I looked shocking. I said, I think I've just
got a blood nose, and he said, no, no, you haven't.
And there's no mirrors at the Young Saint Goodness. I
literally looked like I'd been trouble.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
With some of those trail walks on the lack of
mirrors hour. I just want to check out my style
and look today, Oh my god, what a great story
trace and you're okay Now I am one hundred percent.

Speaker 9 (46:40):
I was very like, and I went and bought a
full face helmet.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
The following week, I saw, you're back on the bike
straight away.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
Yeah, within a week I was. And I went because
I lost the side of my Oakley sunglasses and I couldn't.
I think it was aside the frame, you know that
the arms. So I went back to look for them
in that spot and I kept hanging around the same spot.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
I would have just leave the edge of the board walk. Mate,
let the oacle goe have those? Did you find the Oakleys?
Noo out there? We need to put some posters. Okay,
but reward out there for the missing. Okay, you're right
those cost a bomb don't they? Yeah? I know those

(47:23):
special wrapper well ones that cyclists have. I have got
the cheaper ones from murder Cathlon. All right, Tracy, great story.
I'm glad you're okay now, thanks for sharing.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Thanks by Christian O'Connell Show go On podcast.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Today's Time wasted two hundred and fifty dollars in cash
for the best in show thanks to survivor Patsy. Maybe
you know about this alien story? Oh now I love
alien stories, Patsy. I think you love alien stories. But
our friend here, Jack Poe, if it comes to ghost

(48:02):
and alien stories, he does not care for them.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
There's just always the same sort of footage. Why is
it so grainy? Why can't you fiel me aliens?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
You've got zappas and jammers and that for frequencies, and
you know they've got all the gear they have, like
a higher level jbhih fie up there and outer galog nine,
one of the most notorious alien encounters anywhere in the world.
Happened in Clayton. Yes, sorry, I didn't mean to have
a question, but it didn't sound like Roswell. No, Clayton, Clayton, Meryland.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
That's where we went down to visit the Melbourn Demons,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
It is mysterious, like what happened to the D's the
last couple of years. The biggest mystery. Let's go to
nineteen sixty six and April two hundred students at Clayton
south West All High School ran outside to see a
trio of flying saucers. They were hovering over the trees.

(48:58):
Who are the aliens or the local Clayton I don't
haven't been there. I wouldn't rull it out then on
the ground for multimle minutes before flying away at warp speed.
If I was an alien, you'd be like, have you
seen Casey Fields? Get out of here. Military personnel swarmed
the site soon after, made the students and teachers swear

(49:19):
to hey, hey, first rule of alien club, you don't
tell anyone about alien club.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
So who spoke?

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Because well it's phenomenal that story, so you know of this?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
You would have been.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Thank you very much. Wasn't even a sprinkle in no,
thank you, No.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
This fascinates me, this story because it's the number of witnesses, Like,
it wasn't just one or two people. We're talking those
lies the entire school.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Weird.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Really Yeah, And there's even a story one of the
young students. A girl walked home, knocked on her like,
went to go in and the door was locked. And
then this other family at the door, especially that big.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Long finger that you can pick her up with it,
can't you. You've got that big long et finger, you
can pick her off home.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
And dad's an alien.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
No, Dad's not an alien.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
But a whole different family was living in her house.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
On totally Yeah, were they?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
This is Mary Grimshaw and I'm Ben Grimshaw.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
No, it's weird.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Something weird has happened in sixty.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Just at the wrong house.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
It's a mystery.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Mystery was number fifty nine.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
And then at some point did it revert back to
her house? Was it never her house? Was never her house?

Speaker 11 (50:46):
Again?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Jack Well, I don't even know what that. We have
to come back to this tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
I love this story.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Knowing this ready station, lots of different people listen that someone,
do you reckon. One of our listeners or someone listens
to the radio station, was one of the two hundred
kids absolutely nineteen sixty six to say you're ten? In
nineteen sixty six, Crunch numbers seventy five issue.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Yeah, it's about seventy.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
That's one of our younger ones. Isn't it just the
new means we just got over? Okay, I'd love to
speak to someone on tomorrow's show who's one of those kids,
or just a little bit more story about the story
that we got from is going like, no, shut that
door right, that family, that family story.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Were you one of the kids at the school or
were you one of the members of the family who
mysteriously moved into the house.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Mum, dad, No, no, actually so what did she then
just stay living with the alien family?

Speaker 5 (51:46):
All know what happened after that?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Okay, we're going to come back to the strange goings
on nineteen sixty six Clayton at Southwest Door's High School.
All right, today, then we're looking for your on the
time wasted they we're looking for your alien bands. Damn,
I wish I add one now for Clayton Battle. I've
got his Adam Clayton from you too, all right, Alien
Bands A C D two Gold, We love the Wrapper,

(52:15):
Iced Tea, don't we? Oh my god, I love him?
What about Iced e T Silver? You kids on the spot,
God summoning garf fun Call. They're always a little bit
odd about the deep fake stories are that it's actually
Cyber came one day it changes an alien. They simon,

(52:37):
it's Cyber and garfunk call and if you go and
see them now this is very true. Avatar, Oh god,
oh you have a surprise. You a good one, buddy.
I'm joking. He's been replaced by funny alien. Yes, Oh
my god, so many layers right now happening.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
All right, Jackie Boy, Alien Bands, Kids, Bock, Insider, Kid Rock.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Bronze for even mentioning that Land's name.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Not a lot of layers to that one. Chewey Lewis
and the News. Oh that's very good, Yes, Gold O'Ryan Maiden.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Oh very clever, Deep Space.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
And Blink one E T two.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
All right, what have you got? An alien band?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Some very very good time wastes to they thank you
very much. To find out who's got Gold, Silver, Bronze,
Who's winning the two hundred and fifty dollars in cash
thanks to survivor. Jack. You're ready tomorrow, I'm ready. Let's
go probing.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Beam me up, Christian god Tupicol.

Speaker 11 (53:52):
We had five minutes, five minutes, Wow Ow, Chewbacca, Street
Boys Gold, Elliot Dean uf O two Silver, Hootie and
the Prone Fish gold.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Good. Yeah, Alexandra and Mooney, well done. You could be
making Mooney into money. I had five seconds. Jambiraguay jab
Mira Guay Jabber bronze. Now Joel, you have five minutes, Joe,
come on mate, what about the Rapper Martian Mothers gold? Oh, Simon,

(54:37):
I love that kiddie wok kid e wok Oh? What
redneck there in Abandon and a strange hat? Patty you
love Ariana Grande be taking by O. Thanks helping me out.
I mean, I don't know that I didn't need the
true just going on with the bit. I'm on, mate,
you've had five minutes. A Leander grand what about Yoda

(55:07):
Ono broke up the Beetles gold plus. These are very good,
very good, Sue Harmon, well done, Area fifty one cent
fifty Bruno, Marsham Silver Fleetwood, Melmac now you remember you

(55:28):
side to where Aliens and sci Fi. Apparently it's where
Alphas from too, Bruno Mars Attack Silver, Abba the Hut
Gold plus very Billy. I love Abba the Hut is
very good. U prober Finger Gold. I get another email

(55:49):
from that guy Tony. What on Steve he did? Prober
Finger Chewie Lewis and the News Gold? Thank it? Death
Ray orbitson Silver the big Oh he's got that death
row counting probes. No silver, hands and solo. It's a hand, solo,

(56:10):
hands and solo yodahead?

Speaker 4 (56:14):
What's the beard?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Motorhead? Oh?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Okay, I thought it was radiohead? Not good? Still a silver.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Drone Temple pilots from Young Josh for Tron Blondes Gold.
That's very good, Lisa and Darth Brooks. I can see
him with that old cowboy how wigs.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
There were so many good ones.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Yeah, thats a record gold one today.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
I think my favorite is Billy Abba the Hut.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Yeah, Madam, that's been in glennar irish you when the
two hundred and fifty dollars? Uh? Today just all we're
talking about have you ever tried to solve a crime?
And we're playing the classic TV theme tune from Law
and Order. Brilliant, instantly recognizable, awesome, awesome TV thing tune.
It used to be a real art form, didn't it?

(57:04):
The TV theme tune? Right? These days TV shows now
they are fancy cold opens. They don't put don't waste
any money into that now.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Yeah, pushing at the side.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Yeah, even earlier I was playing this classic TV theme tune.
Some of you of a certain age remember the TV
show The Avengers. Just listen to this big sound. Sometimes
you hear us playing this in the pink panther Henry Mancini,
classic TV theme tune. We're talking about aliens. This is

(57:38):
a great one too, Even if you don't remember the show,
this is a great tvas. Steptoe and Sons used to
be a brilliant TV show. All right, so tomorrow on
the show, Well is in your mind? Don't give me
a whole list of five or six. What are the
greatest of all time TV theme tunes? What would you have?

(58:00):
What do you think it is for you? What is
the great? Name it down to one? Don't give me
a list of three or five, because actually it's actually
really hard, because I can think it loads right now.
But what would you think is the greatest of all time.
That's when he wants you to email me today Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
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