FULL: Have You Seen My Bob Hawke?

Christmas in September, The Song Title Game, Father's Day, Misheard Lyrics, Kids These Days Have No Idea.. and the Timewaster!

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast Monday morning.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Good morning, pats morning boy, Good morning Producerria hellollo ad.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's cunning.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Good morning, Good morning Patsy. How is your weekend?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (00:37):
What in the Ebenezer Scrooge is going on in our
retail world right now? Do you know what I saw
at the weekend? I was assaulted, My eyes were assaulted.
And you know how much I love Christmas too much though,
so I saw it at my local supermarket. They've got
plum puddings, Christmas puddings and fruit mince pies out like

(00:59):
a special stem early.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean, what is it September one today?

Speaker 6 (01:03):
Crazy? Well, I saw it in August because I saw
it on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You think they just that's like hyper local targeted ads.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
They know that you're there. How long did you leave
that tree up for? Again?

Speaker 6 (01:15):
It goes up Melbourne caped.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, such a funny November, we're all Is it not
the fifth of November.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Racing and the trees up.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
We're all home. We have a public holiday tree goes.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Up, Alex, You'll be peeling back another layer of the
pat's onion and there are a lot of layers. Yeah,
she loves Christmas and she loves it way too soon.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
And the onion makes you cry stingy sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
And then I saw Christmas t shirts at one of
the clothing retailers, like the Grinch, the Christmas Grinch.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
I thought, that is crazy, even though the Love God
was up on the latter at the weekend fixing his
gut eclips for the lights to go up before.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I've said before you need like you know, you need
your own sitcom?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh my god, yes, seriously, the newmans would be huge.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Why is he putting his gutter clips up there? And
yesterday was a love stay in August.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's like homosins.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Really is well, he just likes to be organized. And
you had to have them thirty centimeters apart.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Right.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
It looks fantastic because he had down one of the spoutings,
you know, the guttering on one side. He had gaffer tape.
And I've been on to him, I said, listen that.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
That looks really tacky. Let's can we get rid.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Of the hell?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I tell you what I do appreciate, though, people that
do make the effort with the house on the outside,
because it is lovely when you drive around in the
evening and they're all glowing and lit up. There's something
really pleasing about.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Now. I've got those gutter clips, Patsy, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Telling you mine are not some sort of military precision
thirty centimeters that it would drive you and him nutstay
really respose now hap hazard and chaotic. Also, it sounds
like he knowses gutters. Now I need to clean my
gutters out. But I'm pretty sure I remember one night
falling in front of the TV, then waking up there

(03:20):
was some sort of infomercial on for some sort of
robotic weasel you could put in the gutter. Turn it
on and it goes along CLEAs vacuum cleaner, robo vacuum.
But you shove it in the It looks like a
ferret or something fantastic.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's a robot ferret looking thing.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Whether I hallucinated that dreamed it or what actually is
a a gutter ferret?

Speaker 6 (03:46):
You're right?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Can you hire an actual on air task, an actual ferret.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Trained ferret.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Pipes and save me and getting on a ladder this weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
An army of them.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
Now robody, robotic gutter clean robotic butties gut a cleaning
ferret isn't getting a lot of traction.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
What about robot gutter cleaner.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Take out ferret?

Speaker 7 (04:14):
M not not that actually no, no, not that I
can say.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Anyone anyone does know about this.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
If not, why the hell have they invented that robot
one train their ferret. The farious Google thing where they've
got those dogs, those sort of metallic dogs these days,
and human skeletons, Boston Dynamics.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Come on, Boston, dom it. Someone can shove in the
gut and clear it out.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Christian O'Connell show on Podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Rio, You've got some good news for me, I can tell.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Do I have to make a formal retraction.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Christian was right, there is and it is a robot
gutter cleaning ferret.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I didn't imagine it. It exists.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's the I Robot twelve five oh one.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
All new products have like an eye in front of it.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
You know. When we return the show national from January
next year, we should just call it the Eyebreakfast Show
Oh my god, it's the future. Boston Dynamics have got
a robo DJ. It's essentially like, what's it.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's called the Eye robot twelve five oh one?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Lose what does that even mean? The twelve five oh one?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
You think it's probably just the first it's just the first?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is it the five hundred and first? Yeah, iteration of it.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
They've had twelve thousand iterations.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Five of ones. We're just levis now. It's a robot,
a robot ferret.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
The news show's mascot.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes, yes, a robot ferry. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
So does it work?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Like imagine you just you go up on your laddy,
you chuck it in the gutter, yep, and then it
just goes.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Yes, exactly. It's sort of like it looks a bit
like a tank, like an army tank.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Would have to because it's going to shunt the leaves
out the way.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yes, it's got a big sort of laser spout.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
I guess what would you call like a pointy snouts
snout snout with a propeller on the end of it.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Right, Okay, to create like a what's the word.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
We're looking for? You don't look at that video. What
I just did with.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
There are eye robots that will do that.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, yeah, I'll go and get some from the sexy
land and go all so clean my gutters out, Queen.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
All last week on the show, we were asking if
you could donate anything five dollars, ten dollars, twenty dollars,
whatever you can get if it is amazing for an
amazing charity, very small charity, but do very important work
here in Melbourne called Backpacks for the Kids. And so
what they do is they will give these children who
are taken from a dangerous home situation a backpack of
essential items in them. And these kids often have nothing

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when they're removed from home, and so it's it's basically
sounds like a blanket in there. It's panics, papers, it's toothbrushes,
and so many people actually have worked in chart protection
area has actually you cannot underestimate, we can fully understand
those kids generally have nothing, and so when someone gives
them a backpack with a load of essential items, and
actually the glee on these kids' faces, they get excited

(07:20):
that someone somewhere still cares about them. So it's amazing.
In a week we started doing this last Monday at
eight o'clock on the show, and it's just under one
hundred and eighty five thousand dollars, So thank you so much.
We're stunned, absolutely stunned. Last week I thought it would
be really amazing if we could raise one hundred thousand
dollars across the week. It's one hundred yeah, just under

(07:41):
one hundred and eighty five thousand dollars in a week,
so thank you very much. Who's donated. If you do
want to donate, you haven't heard about it when you
missed the show last week.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Still trying to do that.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
The Christian o'connellshow dot com dot au Candies, thank you
very much, great course, thanks for bringing the charity to
our attention. I've contacted them about doing some volunteer work
that's on candies. Thank you, Linda, Eric, Katie Robin. If
you need volunteers, I'd love to help. I'm seventy two
but can still dance to mac arena.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
That is exactly who they're looking for.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Finally, Macarena nanas, that's what they need exactly. That's what
the interview is. They're like lessen seventy two. But if
you can do the macarena. You're in Duncan. Thank you
very much your donation and dine as well. Rio some
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Adele, David Pierre, Rebecca all the way from London, Sonya
and I love this from Jenny. I manage a retirement
village where Kraft Ladies, Nit blankets and Teddy's for this charity.
It's a wonderful cause that comforts kids in tough time.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Do they do the mac arena?

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Let me, doesn't say, Jenny, get back to us.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yes, Alex Culin, what have you got mate?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
Yeah, we got Sue, She says, great job, sending love
and hugs Anna as well. Well done Christian and team.
This is a great opportunity to help and highly positive.
Early memories for our vulnerable kids are so important. Signed
Rezie care worker, Thank you all and Patsy who've.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You got there?

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Matey, We've got Sean and Chlarice Mark who says forty
years ago, I was inforced care for two years and
can relate to this cause.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
It's my chance to give back. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Also met Mikayla or Michaelia and Karen thank.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
When you do donate at the Christian o'connellshow dot com.
Do au you get the option there to leave a message.
Please leave a message, let us know your name and
where you are, and it's just so we can say
thank you on the show. So if there's still plenty
of time, it'd be really lovely if by the end
of this week it could be over two hundred thousand
dollars whatever you can give. Each backpack costs a charity
one hundred dollars, but the charity they work so hard.

(09:46):
Every one dollar you donate they turn into four dollars
worth of volume, so of value. So if you're donating
ten bucks, they get forty okay, and that's almost half
a backpack. So every five dollars, every ten dollars really
does make a difference. There's an awful lot of that money,
that one hundred and eighty four thousand that has come
from a lot of our generous listence giving ten dollars

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or twenty dollars, whatever you can give is greatly appreciated.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
All right, we play a game on a Monday morning.
I give the team a word. The first person that
could instantly sing a song with that word in the
song title title remixing myself. I'm just remixing myself, you know,
like the new I d J. I'll tell you what
what's been lovely of the weekend. I was just thinking

(10:34):
about how beautiful pats his singing is.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yes, a beautiful voice, lovely bride.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh my god, I just put together some of her
best work at.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
The greatest hits.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Well, blame it on the range. Life is a role.
It's a kind of magic. It's a kind of magic.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
True.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
We don't need another here.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Why it sounds good now I hear it back?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Good day?

Speaker 8 (11:08):
Alright?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
That no, it's actually just.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
In the rain, solid, solid, shining, shining.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
This got another forties all right? Are we ready to play?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
That is ready?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
All right? So I give you the word, you give
me the song title touch.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Just a touch of touch of power.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Very good? Well, John voice was a curse they just
put on. Somebody doesn't sound like a song.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Faith, But you gotta have yes instant into George Michael music.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Thank you for the.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Here for them?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, okay, or kiss?

Speaker 6 (12:15):
I think I'm going to dance now, hang on, what's Jones?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Kiss? Yes?

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yes, yes, yes, just the kiss.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
You didn't sing the word kiss.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
You said, I'm going to dance.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Take a back Patsy river.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Criming a river?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
What's that the river? Rather than yeah, that's the rhythm
of the night.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Rather, that's rhythm of the night, not river of the.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Ends the rhythm.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
I don't know what's rhythm of the night.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's crime a river?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, just timerlate does the Yeah, he was right the
first done myself of it anyway. But there is the
Billy Joel song that you were singing, River of Life.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Isn't it dream dream?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Because he's in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
In the middle of that, I go, what dreams?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Do you know what I need to play next? We're
not the pro sing it next?

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Shine, Shine and Shining.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Is that that radio jingle?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
It's like that song? But I had it last week.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh god, that's right.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Promise, Oh my god, I need to promise, promise, promise.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
You did promise me a miracle? Oh? Simple minds?

Speaker 8 (13:45):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, that's a line in a song, promise me a miracle.
It's not called that though, is.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
It the promise? I'm absolutely blanking on promise?

Speaker 6 (14:00):
What is that song?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I absolutely no idea pertsy.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Right, lonely, lonely, I'm still lonely. I have no body
four mile.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Eight right over our target demo's head. All right, one
last one. There's no reason why all of you shouldn't
have this one. Angel. Oh, I'm sorry, Abby, Robbie very good.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
We really should play like all the songs that get mangled.
We should play like three or four of them. It's
a whole way to treat great artists, isn't it on
a music station?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Billy Joel the River of Dreams.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Thank you very much for donations that have just come
into backpacks of it kids in the last fifteen minutes.
That is you, Kylie and Millie, thank you very much,
Christine fourteen minutes ago, and then this amazing one.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Ewen Christian.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I'm sixteen and I earn eighty three dollars and forty
seven cents per week. This week, I'm donating my paycheck
to support these kids. My mum reminded me that I
have a toothbrush and underpants, so I'm going to donate
for an entire backpack. You and that is that's a
really big act of generosity.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
What incredible young man you are. You and thank you
very much for doing that.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, before it came into that, I watched the highlights
of the Dutch Grand Prix and I'm a recent new
convert to the Grand Prix, right, I can't be doing
watching a whole thing.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, yea god too long.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Sorry if one fans I know Tino who is on
the show, just stared at me.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Aghasp. It is true und five and there's lots of crashes.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
But yeah, five hours.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
And there's always some ungodly hour as well, so I
start at eleven pm.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yes, yes, what they need to do is it needs
to be livened up.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Now.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
There are a lot of the Grand Prixs that are
actually right in the middle of like in the middle
of the city codes like that, and obviously we've got
Albert Park here. But actually what I'd like to post
is that next year's living up the Melbourne Grand Prix
is that actually they put it out into driving onto
the streets of Melbourne. I think it'd be a lot
more interesting from global f one fans to see them
navigate like roundabouts. Ye, hoturns and I just have to

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go through a drive through bottle shop, jump out and.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Get a slab of beer. Tricky, justlive and it all up.
The other thing I love is like they can chat
to that old mate.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Is on that sort of intercom like producer Caitlin sort
of microphone when they go box box off here coming
now box bux BOXX here we're changing ties now that
five on two slicks they.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Can chat to their guy.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
That is happening in other sports where we get to
hear what they're saying.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
To the coaches, like Scott Pendlebury talking like bloody, I'm
having a nightmare out.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Today, can I just have a rest? I want to
hear those conversations.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Christian O'Connell's podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Out of the weekend.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
We were moving our twenty one year old daughter Ruby,
and with the moving day was Saturday and it was
like intimate and rain and you're going to the big
van that we had to use for it and carrying
stuff and while we're driving around North Melbourne, I suddenly
thought there was a guy who was navigating who was
driving and also juggling a Melways Oh wow, old school

(17:36):
instant legend, instant legend. I was just like wow, it
just to be back to how it used to be
before we outsourced everything to our phones and how you
know when I used to drive around London, a big
city like that, same as Melbourne. Here, you'd have this
aid to z the street atlas and it'd be quite stressful.
Sometimes you'd have to pull over because you were going

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off the edge of a page.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yes, and it felt like you're going off the edge
of the.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
World seventy four onto the top north and oh god,
I haven't got that big covered and I haven't got
great tim Melbourne or great London. Sometimes I would write
and post it notes the directions rather than having to
like the old mel ways mic this guy saw on
Saturday who was actually driving looking around and with one
eye down on real time, in real time, I'm not

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sure that's legal level.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
They're probably well, there's probably no more laws about that anymore.
No one's using a mill.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Want to know do they still publish those?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Surely good question, because.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Obviously, you know, years and years ago you'd have like
the Tom Toms and an actual do remember that? And
then now it's now it's not just standing on phones,
doesn't it. We Google maps or for the crazy people
at my wife ways, which is the most aggressive driving. Oh,
we can shave off seven seconds if we drive through
these people's gardens.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
It is.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's all like jerky. I left right here, right here.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Left here, left here, just to sort of save ten seconds.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Off with ways. My wife uses ways. It's crazy.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
My old man used to love the Scottish accent of
the woman.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
He used to Yeah, you always have it on the
Scottish woman.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
She's talking. What how could you even understand the Scottish?
You can still get in melways. You can buy them
actually at office works.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
How much does a malways cost? Have a guess, I
don't know. Fifty bucks, big big old thick street apples.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Fifty seven bus wow. Wow.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
So today I want to know kids today will never
know because to kids today, like my daughters, you know,
they can both drive, but they don't know where anything is.
If I say hey, can you can you drop me
at so and so, they're like, where's that?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
What's just so?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
For that way two suburbs of that, I'd have to
look on my semi address, and I have to look
on Google maps. They don't have the neural pathways that
we used to have to form when you had to
look around someone understand where you were. Like even now,
I don't think i'd be very good giving direction to somebody.
Haven't you got a phone? Yes, oh, I get my
phone up and.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Go go theft right down here. I've looked on this
computer game.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
They wouldn't I understand having to pull over and ask
someone in the town for directions.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
How do I get to hear? They go?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
And they needs to have.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
To know the local sort of landmarks to say. And
when you go to town, all of you've got that's it. Yeah,
you've gone too far. You go to the red line pub,
turn around, you go to the survey. They were the
unofficial gatekeepers of local knowledge.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
That must be now that I think.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
They look at you if you're mad, if you went
I'm lost. I've got one hand on the panic one.
There's no money left in the till overnight. All right,
Kids today will never know, Patsy, what's it for you?

Speaker 6 (20:51):
I got a.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Text from school on Friday and I looked at it
and I thought, why do I need to be across this?

Speaker 6 (20:57):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
To let me know that the power had gone off
for an hour and that classes were kind of disrupted,
but all had been restored to normal sort of schedule
and not to worry.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
And I thought, why do I need to be across this,
that is fine.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Whereas when we were at school, we'd have floods and
bushfires and god knows what and mum.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
None the wiser.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Fire at school, someone put out my mom would not
have a clue if we were sick and the teacher
had to call for her to come and get us
unless she was none of that, if only if she
was home and on the landline. If she wasn't home,
forget it.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
You were like, would never call your parents, No, no,
there was no coming to get you if you weren't ill.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
You just waited for the school bunch, or you sat
in your seat.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, just sitting there.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
And also it was just so unpleasant in that medical
bit anyway, some terrifying elderly nurse there. You probably got
fired from nursing anywhere. Struck off, You were like, I
just stuck it out with here. I think I've got
numonic fever, but I.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Just I just sit here soil myself.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I had three.

Speaker 8 (22:10):
Stitches in my head once because I'd smashed my head
on the roundabout at school, and I waited hours for
my parents because they couldn't track them down.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I just sit there and then looking at my head,
going Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, it was a disaster, but my parents kids would
never know that now. I remember when I was thirteen,
I was we were playing in a taken on a
local really rough school as well, in a hockey game
and someone raised the stick too high and I split
my lip open. I had to go to the hospital, right,
so the pee teacher drove me there, so I literally
was bleeding. I had to have like eleven stitches. When
I got to the hospital. On the way, he stopped

(22:43):
a newsagent.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I'm like pleading. I'm in the front seat of his car.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
He goes to get a newspaper and some cigarettes and
then carries on going, you're right, and we might be
we might be there a while, so I just need
to have something to do in smoke. And I didn't
even think that was odd. I gave it moan to
my parents. It's just like, yeah, it's actually I've inconvenienced
to with these stitches.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Shame on me.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Really be in such a lightweight, all right, Kids today
will never know what's Shaw's text me four seventy five
three one oh four to three The.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Kids today would never know Tell me what you don't
get anymore now with mobile phones. The joy of slamming
the phone down on somebody, it's not the same now
with that they don't know you just tap that button.
There's no big that really showing clunking on somebody. You
know that in movies Now Now it's not the same

(23:38):
when someone hangs up on that phone. It's there's nowhere
near as traumatic. Thank you very much. All these are
coming in right now. Christian kids today will never know
the challenges of dial up internet. If mum pits up
the phone, the Internet, you're right, just cut off from
that big ass landlight.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
You know.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's when the Internet wasn't coming from satellites.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
It was coming through an actual line in the ground,
a land line land an actual land line.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Now it's it's invisible. It's satellites above us.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
And you remember just having to re connect every four
hours and argue about the cost of the phone call.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
This is costing me a farm, I need to go on.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Do you remember how exciting it was the wild daysim
They used to call the information Super high one Web,
the World Wide Web, and it was always w W
W forward slash slash when not many forward slashes or
backslashes in my life this radio station store.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Kids today we'll joy of Gold FM.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
You talk about kids not knowing what the melways is, well,
fire rescue Victoria still relies on using old school paper
melways to root fire calls. Whoa your uber eats has
more modern tech than the fire service?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Ken? Is that right?

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Like, not not as like a deliberate choice, but just
because they're not fund that can't be right?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Ken?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Is that right? Christian?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Kids today will never know the anguish of having to
run in from a commercial break for food drinks, or
to go to the toilet and gim there you go.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
It's back on jumping over the.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Remember the only time I ever saw my mum lose
is I accent? Recorded over that episode of Dallas where
you found it?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Who shot JR? Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
She threatened to drop me off at children's home and
rightly so.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
It was the worst thing you could do was accidentally
record over something. You know, you'd be watching your favorite
show and suddenly the football would.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Come on, or if you recorded the ads, Yes you're
smart enough to stop it.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yes you need have incredible eye hand coordinations to do that.
That was a high level Christian kids today will never
know the anxiety of having to give a photographic film
to the local chemist and then waiting for a week
for the photos to develop of that wedding you went
to him, only discover half on the crap.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Showing you'd have that red eye. They were just out
of shots. Yeah, yeah, I get a friend of mine.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
It used to have a Saturday job developing that film,
and we used to always go out on a Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
He would bring copies of some of the dodgy photos.
It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Spread times they were in the park just looking at
that someone had brought this in taking photos.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Of that probably immral just so much fun. I missed
those days. What CV kids today will never know the
joy off.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Kids will never know the joy of having to become
a small time criminal just to listen to music.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
In the two thousands, Oh yes, you would have to
go all.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Through like the black market of the Internet, which was
like LimeWire or Kazar Napster Napster.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yes, and you would never know there.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
It was Russian roulette if the file you're downloading is
a virus or the actual song you wanted, and it
was all high illegal, like no one, but it was
the only way to get music as a teenager in
the two thousands, and you'd have to sort of figure out.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
You know when Metallica, they're any embarrassed writers now were
actually trying to get fans of there who just wanted
to stream music arrested.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Arrested, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm taking them to court.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yes, that was afore the record companies realized if only
they got in there earlier about streaming, before Spotify and
smarter people realized, wait, just let the kids stream. They
just want to stream it. There's so much more money
there as well, Alex, what's it for you? Kids today
will never know.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
When you're starting a new relationship and you've got to
ring the landline and say to the parents, oh, hello,
mister Johnson. Actually get so nervous, Yes, man, I'll just
go and get it for her. I used to kill me.
I used to get so nervous to me too.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
And also when you were in the early days of
like trying to go out with the girl, you would
have to call them in the evening.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yes, I used to. This is really sad. I don't
think I've ever said this one.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I don't think my wife knows just I used to
write down some notes beforehand of talking points. See that
new Raam video. She's so nervous because he used to
go real silent, real quick, and nither of you really
knew what to do.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah you go uh spand ballet. That bit doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's just like a bad breakfast show. Actually, all right,
Keith's coming. These these are brilliant. Thank you very much
for seven five three one oh four three. Kids today
will never know the.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
What would kids today you never know about? On Saturday
made my day a sorry guy driving and driving and
using a Melway's old school instant legend status. Christian kids
today would never know street lights go on, time to
go home, go into a library to use a card
file to do research, find a book, Andrew.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yes Dewey decimal system YEP.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Christian kids today would never know of waiting for your
song to play on the radio so you could record
it in a cassette name going Bersert when someone like
you spoke over the intro. Darren Kis today whenever understand
how games loaded from cassette tapes to plan a computer
like the Comedy of sixty four or set expensium plus

(29:26):
kids today and other things of unfortunately rewinding a cassette
video of music.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, remember you just have to get a pencil to.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Rewind some sometimes or sometimes the cassettes. The tape player
in the car would just eat your favorite.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Album just they were.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Just like it.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Would just just decide it would just cheer it up.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Not this one, just eat.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
It favorite one.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, kis today whenever to go cooling around or riding
a bike, give it to your friend's house, not knowing
if they were in.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
So I know, mister Harris is great, then go and
go great. That's strange.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Kids here, I have all my friends and family now
my live three sixty yes, same, yeah. Yesterday I was driving,
my wife was in the car, and we were just
coming into our street and setting my wife. My wife's
phone gives off this like a lot and they go,
what the hell is that? She goes, Oh, I set
it up. So if you're in the local area and
alarm goes, I went, how didn't want to say what

(30:28):
was hanging there between us? So why does she need it?
And a lot he's coming, just your husband's coming quickly,
just say you're here to sort the gutters out.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
That's why you want that robotic gotta clean.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
You keeps quoting for the same job I've quotes in
a day.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Kids today were joy having music on MTV. Yes, yes,
VJs there some big stars.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Carson Daily, Oh yeah, quest show he did where all
the big stars came on.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
So of that's massive.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I love this one from Keith Christian Kids today, I
want never know about paper train tickets that you had
to queue at the ticket office at the station platform,
and then he used to be someone on the train
that would pushed the ticket in a stamping machine to
put a whole on your ticket. Christian, I still use
a Meilways and drive a Manu cart. Well done, kids,
So they would never know dialing a number and I

(31:24):
wouldn't score rotary phone getting through six numbers, then dialing
just one wrong number. Hang up, you got to start again, Scottie.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
That's a great one, Christian kids.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Kids, anyone ever appreciate how genuinely scary Scooby do you usually?
Back it was it was now you've got sore and
hostel these crizzy things. But back in the day Scooby
Doo would scare usd kids, Yes, I would have gone
away with it. It was always the caretaker. Yes, every
second episode it was a angry caretaker. Then pesky meddling kids.

(31:58):
This is an interesting one from Vanessa Christian. We had
the best of the supermodels in the eighties and nineties.
They worked really hard to get where they had to
be without any social media.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
They wore the walks. It was very hard to do that.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
We had Claudia Schiffer, El mcphish and Linda of Vandalista,
Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Vanessa, this is incredible because I've
looked all of these have been spelt correctly. This takes
a long time to put that message out. Thank you
very much. Christian kids today would never know about having
to give three rings on the home phone then hanging
up to let know that you've got home. It's safely.

(32:32):
Kids today wouldn't know what aero program was. I used
to go to the post office to buy them every
fortnight to send to my granny in Scotland right up
until about nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast, Welcome.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
To the Christian O'Connell Show. Having a lovely weekend. Christian
kids today would never know about pen pals. They're a
thing of the past.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
You know what. That's so true, let's bring back.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, we have listeners all over Australia and obviously next
year hopefully even more. Let's start marketing now through pen
and paper and stamps, just letters.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Dear Dave in w A. Looking forward to speaking to
you more next year.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Love the Hello, welcome to the future of marketing.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, if you'd love a letter from someone on the team,
let's start show pen pals.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
We have listeners all over the world.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
We got an email last week and people who were
donating in London in America for backpacks a bit kids,
they would love an actual not an email from us,
a letter written.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Yes, not on a typewriter or computer.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
It's got one of those.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Well you know, I murder she wrote, It's going to
be proper at school.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
This is one where I'm going to put away my olivetty.
I actually might use my corona for this one.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Did you use typewriters at school or is that before.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
In and something called pare paper.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
We did typing lessons at school in your ten Yes, yeah,
I was on the old IBM loved it.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
It's a whole year when I.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Moved to Stroya.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I can believe that here in this country they gave
you a license if you knew how to use a
pay It's basic in the UK, not not really worth
getting a.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
License to.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
The wall. We've got a very smart kid then how
to use one of these and this little cutting edge thing,
it's the future of communication.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's called a big biro. All right.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
So Father's Day is this Sunday, and everyone can agree
Father's Day does not have the impact of Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Even when you just said it then I was like,
oh yeah that day.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
And even I heard my wife say to my daughter's
last week, Hey, you know, don't forget it's Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
You have got that?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Have you got that?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
And actually I've got it in my calendar. Let's let's
put it in now. And look I was in.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
The other room. I was like, my god, this is
this horrendous.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
They were like, I don't know what he wants, but
wherever he was just wanted to be easy for one
ever bids there'll be an inconvenience.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
That guy wouldn't want that one hour of the year
and understood in past his news.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
So did I hear that right that Dann Murphy is
expecting a seventy percent increase in sales this week for
Father's Day.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Just on Sunday alone, Cole's is going to sell nearly
like two million bottles of red wine.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
What does that say? What I know about him is
he needs numbing.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, Dad needs a numbing agent just to take the
edge off his existential angst of being a dad.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
And mothers have a wide gifts. But Dad, it's like
everyone's getting wine.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Just what does that say about the broad spectrum of
Dad's interest? Or how long do you know about Just
get him some booze, saying to drink his way through
that and try some old photos of days that are
never coming back anyway.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Listen, let's keep it light this week, Dad's.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
This is my public service for all of our dads
this week.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
And once what a dad mean? Something better?

Speaker 7 (36:12):
Dance and he I'm asking you so calling and tell.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Me, all right, Dad's what do you actually want for
Father's Day? We have a thousand dollars a day in
dad currency. That's a million a million dad bucks.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
No, no, no. Last year, one of.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
My kids told me that I when it's Mother's Day,
my wife obviously, and Rudy so gets lavish gifts.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Not so last year for me.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
My wife apparently just said this is set a budget
fifty bucks Chris Kringle. So is this someone leaving the
office you don't like?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
She puss the hat around.

Speaker 9 (36:52):
That's a nice bottle of wine of Damn Murphy's Anna
Maca's on the way there. Yeah, I'll be happy with
that this year, you know, heaven bet it's any inconvenience.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
So I've got a thousand dollars a day for Dad's.
What do you actually want?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
You can call in kids and tell us what would
your dad love, if you even know what he would like.
Also mums and calling the behalf of their husbands. And
I'm guessing that the majority of calls this week, I
hope you prove wrong, simply going to be from Dad's
awkwardly calling in can have the money to get whatever
it is. I think, well, I think those are. I
think we're going to be depressed doing this. That most

(37:31):
of the calls from Dad's having a call in, like
their kids are busy at the moment, or they're just
coming by them to speech to you. Either way, it's
all good. It's one thousand dollars a day. We really
want to treat the dads. Give me a call now
the lines are open.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
What a dad wants?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Father's Day This Sunday, Christian, I'm a fellow dad. Let's
be honest. Christian is father's our. Oh you're right, actually sorry,
it's father's our at some point Sunday.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
What a dad once?

Speaker 7 (38:02):
What a dead means something better? Dance uns and heinism
as can you?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Soel Colin and tell me.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
All right this week? What a dad once?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Dad's get what you would love this Father's Day? With
your calling in for yourself or kids, do it for
your dad, no matter how old he is. We got
a budget of one thousand dollars a day. Called it
now thirteen fifty five twenty two. Alex is a fellow there.
What would you love this year? Seriously?

Speaker 8 (38:30):
I was just thinking, Diana maddeleine, this red wine that's
made by colored wines in Western Australia. Yes, just a
case of that, No, just a bottle.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
A bottle is fine, Yeah, don't be honest, it's the
case in the case of how's the boxes?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's such beautiful wine.

Speaker 8 (38:46):
I had it given to me by a good friend
of mine for my fortieth and it's just beautiful.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh what is it?

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Cabinet, sermonier, cabinet, say yeah, caps beautiful red wine, Diana Maddles.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
See this is why, Davies, we're improving it. True, if
I'm honest, red wine would be a lovely gift. And
some leaveny socks by the British fashion designer Paul Smith
tripey ones, right, and I love these socks, oh that
I'd love those, and some white socks as well, I think, yeah,
those sports ones. They're thicker than normal socks. They're really cheap,

(39:20):
but even the ones in the supermarkets they're great.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
It must support if warm warm.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yes, yeah, all right, let's find out what the dads
want better? Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Better. So you're ringing in for for someone for your dad?

Speaker 10 (39:35):
Yeah, for my dad. He's a die hard.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Fan and.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Another player, another player over the weekend, wanting to leave
and being told no, that's awkward.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
So he's a diehard and a.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Bombers fan, Yes he is.

Speaker 10 (39:55):
And he's just built himself in al Fresco. So I
was thinking of some memorabilia of Essendon. Maybe more in
their good days.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, about to say it's going to be quite expensive
old a few decades ago from the Windy Hill days.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
So is there something you've got in mind exactly?

Speaker 10 (40:14):
Well, he does have a couple of few players now
I think it's Dustin Fletcher maybe. Oh yes, help the
top of my head. But I was just looking at
a couple of websites, so I'm not too sure exactly
what just yet, But yeah, that would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
That's something about Essendon.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, I'm going to give you five hundred dollars get
him whatever you can come.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh my gosh, that dad really needs he needs some joins.
It hasn't happened this year and it doesn't like it'll
be nixtre either myself an al Fresco anywhere away from the.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
TV, the shelter.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Poor dad. Yeah, and yeah, good on you. I hope
he has a great day and you have a great
day with him Sunday.

Speaker 10 (40:54):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Sure, love your chance. You have a nice day, Crystal.
Hello Crystal, welcome to show what a dad wants? Okay,
what does he want?

Speaker 10 (41:04):
That's actually my husband, David.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
He's a dad of six kids.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
He's fun, he got himself, you and all he wants.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
He just wants the window tinted.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
That's so the kids can't see him, is there?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
The tints up?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
That's not he's got to Yeah, kids.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Tinted out?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
My lord, six kids, Crystal, bloody hell.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
That is a big family you guys have got.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Yeah. Also at home too, so.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Life water, dangers to say good night boy. Maybe it's
so many, so many.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, this dad in need can have
his his ute tinted.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yes, beautiful.

Speaker 10 (41:54):
Oh my god, he's going to Oh my god, that
is amazing.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Thank you, pleasure, Crystal. I love it.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Thank you very much for ringing on the behalf of
David as well. I hope you all have a lovely
Father's Day this weekend.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
We will.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Thank you so much, guy.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
All right, it's back tomorrow, Day two on what a
Dad Wants. Email me today Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
com dot au.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Time for this week's brand new mishurd lyrics. Every Monday
we rewind your misheard lyrics. Thank you very much, Evyon
who emails them in seven days a week twenty four
to seven. I'm always getting them, always grateful for them.
Whenever you miss here a lyric, email me Christian at
Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Let's do it. It's
just another miss hurt many Christian O'Connell's miss hurt lyrics.

(42:45):
All right, So when we play them back, if we
agree with what you think you're miss hearing, you will
hear this if we don't hear it.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
And for the brilliant ones influence Hall Favor.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Last week on the show Too Hall of Famous, listener
Dana had Canary in a coal mine, the police, Canary
in a coma and at gains without fronties Peter Gaber,
she's so funky. Yeah, all right, So new ones. Nathan
has this from Green Day in good Origance. Another turning

(43:19):
point of fork stuck in the road is the original line?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Another turning pine, the fox duck under run.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Or are they talking about a turnip boy? Another turnip boy? Yeah,
stuck a fork stuck in the road.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Another turning pine, the fox stuck out.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, that's one hundred turnips.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Again.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
If you get any more side ones mentioning vegetables, root
vegetables please, I'm here for them.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh yeah, there must be more sweets gems. Yeah, yeah,
sweets any root vegetable.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Another turning fine the fork stuck.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Under run listen to Mattkroon has obviously been cranking Taylor
Swift and I'm here for that get away car. It's
no surprise turns you in, Oh, cause us traitors never win.

(44:17):
Man thinks he's hearing it's no surprise. I turned you
in because Australians never win. Yes, it's it's there again.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
It's no surprise. I turned you in because Austrains never win.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I think she's like a real Bogue and like Australian.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah, trying to speak the language the link of Franco. Yes,
Tanya has got Papa. Don't preach Madonna saddly though it's
a warning. Actually there's been a papa don breach. I
love my popodorm so I don't want to hear them
being breached health and say which hairs at the Indian takeaway.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I love that popo dom breach of favor, Christian. I
don't think you've had your first K pop miss hurt
Wow wee uh.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
It's my ten year old daughter Eila, who loves K
pop demon hunters.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
I watched that on Friday night.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I saw it the other weekend.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
It's actually good good, it's actually good proper storyline. Yes,
this is quite surprised. Gold at my Hunt tricks.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
We all know them.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Original line I'm dumb hiding like I'm shining like I'm
born to be and no way those vocals have been
auto changed. Is one hundred percent a human voice anyhow?

(46:03):
Or is it I'm done hiding like I'm shining like
I'm Barnaby.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
That is one hundred percent of their Varaby campaign that
big has all right j R. Yes, Kate, Po'm coming in.
It's twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Five instance Hall of Favor.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Matt Palmer's got some beautiful people. Australian Crawel. They've got
a Robert Palmer t shirt in their travel bag bag
or is it something Kinkyer. They've got a rubber politician
in their travel bag.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Have you seen my rubber politician, Bob?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Or it's the same thing, maybe the same about the kids?

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Did you say you see Bob already?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Have you seen my Kevin Rudd? I really needn't going
away for the weekend. I want to get the kicks on.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
It's a skull run.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Do you mind rubber politician the travel bag an instant
Hall of famer there, Mark Palmer. Imagine the joy when
you misheard that. So they're going to love this. They
got a rubber politician in their travel bag and finding

(47:32):
today on the mist Her Lyric's Adam Rihanna only girl
in the world. I want you to love me like
I'm a hot ride.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I did not know that's the original. When you take
it out concept, it's a lot.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
It's hard.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
He's saying it added into a microphone, into it was
cars and ears and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Or is it I want you.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
To love me like I'm a hot pie.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
I mean if four and twenty have got enough money
to pay her for the rights of it, it's there
for your TV advert to the Grand Final. Wow done, Adam,
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
That's all great. Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Sure you hold a famous Email them as always Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com dot.

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Speaker 1 (48:30):
Patsy, What's happened over the weekend on Marketplace?

Speaker 6 (48:33):
I will never learn my lesson with Facebook market Place.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I've used a lot the last week We've bought a
lot of dirt cheap furniture from George's New Places brilliant.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Yeah, well, we're in the market for a chest of
drawers for Audrey's room. I saw exactly what I wanted,
but it was a little bit pricey.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
It was five hundred bucks. My budget's about three fifty.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
But the main protub going for then oak.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Well, just a.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Good Aussie solid wood, not not the flimsy stuff, because
you know, teenagers should just shove everything in the area.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Not that they they kicked the drawers shut as everything,
you know, do they kick it the elbow, they punch it,
they rat it when they're just opening the trawl gets rattled.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
The old one she's got, you know, there's knobs missing
off her. It's the one she's had since she was
a baby, so it needs to.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Be she You want to find out whatever they use
in maximum security prisoners where they get those. Yeah, we
get teenage teenagers and prisoners.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Am safe for something from an old bank might be
more appropriate. But anyway, so, but the price wasn't so
much the issue. It was that this one is perfect,
but it's way over the other side, like it's actually
two hours away.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
From my house.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
So I messaged the lady and I said, listen, I
would would have to factor in our travel with the price.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
That's like you can't get a JB High Fight and
go that TV. I like it, but I had to
get the bus here hours. Any chance you can knock
off twenty dollars travel?

Speaker 3 (49:59):
She she didn't make you go to hours.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Don't get it.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Around the corner anyway.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
She responded, Hey, honey, I'm not paying for your travel money.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
It's thet yes.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah, and also you know you're one those time wastes
on there. You know they didn't ask for money. Officer,
I travel the fueld. Can you have some money off
this please? Because I've got going to be inconvenience.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
It's called haggling and it's a Facebook market.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yeah, and I don't like it. She could say, no,
she's hackling.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
No, I'm going to buy it.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
I don't like this.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I'm going to buy it, and it's yours five point fifty.
I had to I had to travel two hours to
get it.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Perats, you if I'm going to buy it with the
show budget, and then Pats can win it.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Tomorrow on the show.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
It today and then we do a conditional we give,
and then I heard what is it about news and sports?
You two trying to fleece people on Facebook marketplace? Alex,
didn't you turn up pretending not to understood the right amount?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It was terrible old trick that's been done on me. Oh,
my wife said it was. He was fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Was a cash machine down the road, mate.

Speaker 8 (51:14):
I get in the lift of these two and the
lovely young couple. They've just moved out here from England anyway.
I said, oh, here's the money, and she counted fifty.
Actually it's two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
You knew, God, God, buddy, what do you want?

Speaker 8 (51:32):
And so I'm like, I'm sorry, we've we've we've stuff
this up here.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Luckily, I just tecking the book that.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I find it.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
That's a way I can get money from my phone yours.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
I could look for the show as well.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
As well. It's not actually either of them, is it. Well,
luckily it was. It was a two trip job.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
So on the way back I got the extra fifty
bucks and I said, I'm sorry for this stuff up nice.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I didn't want them to think we were haggling.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
I really didn't so if you're listening this morning, guys,
we weren't haggling.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I'd love to hear more.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
From that.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
We're not Sammons charming con Man.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Normally I am.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Normally I'm a serious haggler as well.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Oh yeah awkward sometimes.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Yeah, like ten cents in BALI would you hackle over that?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Or travel money or travel money to get a chest
of drawers.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Anything's worth haggling for.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Show tomorrow, show more Facebook market stories. It is the
wild West. Get really angry, well they do. They start
get you get these Karens on. They start arguing that
you've got paid for their travel money, my fuel and.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I need some new tires to go and get it
as well.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
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Speaker 2 (52:49):
Christian bad Look trying to negotiate discount for travel on
Facebook Marketplace. Christian new segments are when gold one oh
four tight asses strike on market bace text in your story,
you just.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
You factor traveling to the process.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Not a thing.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Hey, jet Star, I've got to get an uber to
the airport, so knock some money off those flights. Hate
Monning's better of a drive here today it's about seven
dollars weather fuel, So Bill bartering.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
You both want to get onto it, the news and
sport departments onto it, but you're clearly.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Not on it or something Christian. Remember Pats was selling
that puffer jacket. She didn't want to budge on price
at all. All the tables have turned. What happened to
it's negotiation James?

Speaker 6 (53:34):
Remember half price was already half price.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Tomorrow on the show Facebook Marketplace Stories.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Time for the time wasted to down the time waste
stuff with Swish. Gift your Dad's Father's Day this Sunday.
I have to keep saying that because no one knows.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
I was in.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Woolies yesterday and they've got that one loan stand of
about three cards by you know that those adverts, you know,
get your piano tuned.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Just under that by the trolleys smash that. I don't
think they've eve been charging for the the.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Way out, just have them anyways, Mother's Day this Sunday.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
This is a great idea with Swish.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Why don't you give dad a personalized video from his
favorite footy player this Father's Day? Search Swish today, kids,
Why don't you give me a birthday greeting from Cozy Picket?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Hey, you would love that.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I really would love that two and twenty dollars. Tell
me what about Bailey Fritch the way he's been kicking
this year, but he missed the screen when he's recording it.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Just get the top of his head or something. He's here.
It doesn't move, it doesn't move.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Two hours he putting on it for the Okay, well
it's one hundred and ten dollars?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Is market Brice or Bailey Fridge? Time waste?

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Today?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
We're looking for your sports bands f one direction.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Wow, they do they do?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
They love it in there.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
That's a piastre. I was with a wondering that.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Yeah, yeah, Nile's his favorite.

Speaker 7 (55:14):
I would imagine, so your brain working so hard A
wonder it's a lot in the last sort of quarter
for now.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
What about old Javelin Bieber?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Come on, it's a sport band. Thirty seconds to Marathonron?

Speaker 3 (55:32):
What's gone?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Panic at the discus?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
One of those big hungarian lads, imagine dragon boat racing.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Pull it back at the mainstream sports.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Oh yeah, So later we were seen him on the
hour every morning out there with that big drum.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Real, what have you got? Sport bands?

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Tom, your glove's horse riding.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I don't think he does.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
He does?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Does he?

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Rodeo head?

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Oh well it was such a relatable sport I reckon.
More Australians are out this weekend doing dragon boat racing
and rodeoing.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Go Christopher Lacrosse. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Eddie Venice at
the Winter Olympics.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Curl Jam curly that's very good. That is good. Silver
blast and the Frisbeegs Frizbee.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
That's very good. Yeah, all right, gold. What have you
got there?

Speaker 4 (56:28):
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Speaker 2 (56:31):
Time for today's time way stuff. We're looking for your
sport bands today. Rie, are you ready to Mark? I'm ready, okay,
Darryl Raith weightlifting?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Yeah, Silver, Lincoln pack or nice one. That's very good.
Who's that?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Corey Mark, well done, Lincoln pacor group reference, Higbrow that is.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Mick Jogger. Oh, gold as well, Chevanka well done, MC.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Hammer throw silver, Ario Speedway Silver, Rowing Kid Gold, Rage
against the Rowing Machine Silver. Not Frankie goes to Hollywood.
No the sports band is Frankie goes to hol In one.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
No they don't.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Just no match Boxing twenty silver, Tony so kicks a
lot Gold, Nathan Well done, Ace of First Base, Silver Sounds, rude,
yeah o sport, great eighties band are ha mm harm

(57:50):
mind o, god No, Richard I get it, Buddy, I
get it. Hu Steppen Golf, silver foots A Romh Gold,
Duran Durana Marathon Gold.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
All right, who's the.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Winner, Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Straightway, Corey Market, You're today's winner. We are back tomorrow.
Thanks for all your messages. We'll see then and have
a great day.

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