FULL: Jack's Grand Farewell

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
On today's show, you next half an hour double thumbs up.
We also have on today's show as we say goodbye
to our dear good friend Jack Post, who leaves the
show today.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Bye bye, guys, Bye bye.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
She's going now see you Jack, see you, Jackie boy.
How you think this show is ending and how it
is ending are two very different friends.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I got already suspicions and red flags.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
You bring the suspicions to my friend, and I'll bring
Shenanigans before you go, one last little bit of Shenanigan's.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well I feel, can I say at least I feel
like my wife and son are coming in at some point,
because yesterday I said to them, hey, why don't you
guys come in for the last half hour of the
show and see my last half hour on it? And
Banker said nothing. She just stood there like.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well Venezuelans could act.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I was like, well, obviously something's up. Why would you just.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
They were pre books? Yes, they were pre books.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, I'm excited to see them.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yes, yes, yeah, so there's no more time wastes. Few
the time wasters that's SUMM accounts is happening. Yeah, I'm
so excited about it. It's so exciting. My eighteen year
old daughter as a student, is getting up early to
hear the last half an hour to hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
What do you guys doing. I don't need any big
like it's like tibye.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
No, no, no. We struggled to find the best bits
of the last seven years and it's it's only going
to be eight seconds. Don't pay anything. No, no, no,
it's a grand.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, well, speaking about the best bits of the last
seven years, I read a press release that was going
out on Monday morning when I was about to annow.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Did that go to it? I didn't read that.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I came through so or someone in like a PR
department who works at the Stationum. All it said from
the like all the things I've done over the last
seven years is like pig. I raced the pig.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
They asked me if I wanted to edit right, and
I was like, if he ever sees this, he's going
to get really bussy about this. I went, you know,
it's his choice to go keep it in Patsy.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
It was worded like and jack of all the like crazy,
he's any things he's done over the over the seven years,
like the time he raced a pig?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
What else? Usually you want to put some more bits,
and I went, no defense, you did beat the pig. Yeah,
but like.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
When you was usually you got to do minimum three.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's why I thought it was my last final bit
of Shenanigans, went, I just let that sit there. Seven years?
What did he what did he do in the summers pig?
And that's what he did in seven years? We got
that hashtag legacy.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, so that's out there for all the news out
Let's want to print the time that I raced a pig?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
So excited And how do you us feel this week
since you announced it Monday that you're leaving the show,
it must have been like a crazy, surreal week. Like
even coming in this morning, Eve, it is I'm getting
this morning, I'm thinking it's Friday show, and then there's
this wave of like, no, it's not an ordinary show.
On Monday, I'll be in this studio doing the show.
You won't be sat opposite me like you have the

(03:26):
last seven years.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's been a mixed roller coaster of emotions, definitely where
I'm excited and giddiot, like, wow, I don't like these
alarms aren't going to be waking.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
We all heard giddy, didn't we excited about not working
ever again? No?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
No, But then the rollercoaster also drops down into the depths,
and I feel sad that won't see you guys again,
And they won't.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're never going to see us again.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Well, you said to me last week we we'd still
be friends for so I missed there. I meant sitting
you coming in here, sitting in this studio.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
And I saw what we had books. He doesn't deserve
a ground farewell. Fact, the only thing I remember about you.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
She wants race to pick Christian O'Connell's show Gone podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Everybody listening right now, some of you, when you listen
to this part of the show, I urge you highly
recommend you come back at eight thirty. It is quite
something we've got. I'm actually in genuine excited. It's nothing mean,
it's a beautiful.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well watch your How should I prepare myself?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You don't need to do anything.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I'm not raising that pig again.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's part two. The only thing he did that comes
to mind in seven whole years of his life. All right,
I have your present now I'm going to give you
because things are going to get amazing from eight thirty.
So I have your gift here. You didn't have to.
Oh I did this. Can you see what this says?
By the way, the bad that has your gifts in

(04:49):
Little Prince, that's you, my friend, the little boy prince
who became a pig racer, so seven years he worked together.
I have picked seven books I had impact on my life.
I have put them in a sequence because you have
a lot of time coming up to read, so I
want to book. Put five hundred words on each book.

(05:11):
I've actually numbered them on the inside page one of seven,
two of seven, three of seven. They are phased. As
you grow, the books will be ready for your next evolution.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
How beautiful. You know what's funny? I picked up Le
Petite Prince for Bianchor on Mother's Day and almost bought it.
I was reading the blurb of it. It's just that
it was it's a French and then translated into English. Yes,
I don't know why that put me off.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh, dear, put up with this ship. Sorry, oh my god,
I'm going to miss you so very much. It's definitely
leaving today you and you'll you'll never be back. And
also I've also got you is I've got one of
these pens? And do you know who else have one
of these pens? Winston Churchill? Wow, this is a fountain

(05:56):
pen few to write the next chapter of your life.
There's also a letter. Is that one of the ones
where you have to dip in in? No, it's not
not much longer.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I thought like, practically, I probably wouldn't use one of
those ones where you have to keep digging it.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
When someone's gone to thee to get you gifts, you
don't query the gifts.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Sorry, it's so this is so nice.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
There's also a letter in here. Do not read this
till the next three hours. You would explode with feelings
and emotions. All right, Rio, could you pass the gifts
please to the small Prince? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
This is so do Can I go through the book
titles now? Or should I do it?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I've incredibly boring.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Joe Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show. Also good morning listen
right now our good friend Andy Lee, who actually was
the matchmaker for jack Can I In twenty seventeen, I
came to Australia with my family and the guys of
a holiday, but secretly we were sussing this country out
and I was observing you all. Actually managed to get

(07:01):
into this studio plugging my children's book that was out then,
only so I can have a look around the radio station.
The person who doesn't work in now there was somebody
who must remain nameless who walked me round and they
showed me Kiss because there's two radio stations where we
own Kiss here in Melbourne as well. They were like,
this is the famous Kiss and you must have heard

(07:23):
of Carl and Jackie. Oh they're in Sydney and this
is this is Kiss and is there another radio station here?
And I was It was Shusy and Kate who were
doing drivetime then on Gold I don't think was it?
So I went and they were in this studio. So
I went on their show and that was great fun.
The lady who said, oh this is we don't really

(07:43):
know what to do with this radio station, so she said,
So I was watching all this going well, they have
got some ideas and that's bringing an englishman here.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
We don't really care about it.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
So Andy Lee took me to my soa. I hang
up with Andy Lee and Andy took me to my
first footy game and it was then called Ettie Had Stadium.
So Friday night, I've never seen a footy game my life.
And it was his team, the Blue, and the most
was all no. Obviously, that team's been through a lot.
It was the dullest thing I've ever seen in the
sports stadium with the most miserable people. I didn't realize

(08:20):
that obviously, Carl, this is what it is to be
a Carton fan. I get it now, but it was
like a real down up. Anyway, after a cut of beers,
I said to Andy, listen, the real reason I'm here
is I'm going to be doing a radio show. Andy
was just like, you know what he's like. I was
so excited and I said, and he goes, what do
you need for me? How can I help? I said, listen.
The first thing he was higher a sidekick. I've got
a great one of you, k Rich I've been with

(08:40):
for twelve years. I need a psidekick. And he mentioned
two names and one of them was yours, and I went, Jack,
and I only met you once or twice when he
came over and we did the simulcast to show with
the boys when you were doing gap Year, And I've
got to be honest, I just presumed you were a stoner,
like a Seth Rogan. Jack at the time looked like
someone who just got high all the time.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
I just had slightly.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
You had a live the energy, screamed a guy who
was like a stoner. And so I said, is that
guy stoner? And anyway a stoner? And then he goes
he said, look, Jack is very very funny, right. You
two have very different I think it'd be a great partnership.
I'd want to hear the two of you together. And
then then he said, I just will warn you he's
never done a full day's work in his life. And

(09:21):
to be fair, you still have it that bravo. Seriously,
you're one of these people. You will people are like her.
You're worried about he's going to nothing. And I went
that man glides through life. Some people are they just
glide through life. I do not worry about what comes next.
You will find something magnificent for jackposts.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
And maybe that should be at the top of my
resume or my LinkedIn page.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Will not do a four days no, no otherwise, stay free,
Stay free the uncaged Jack post. And so I must
also just remember today it's a very significant day for
me my wife. It's my wedding anniversary.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Hijack the anniversary.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, my wife later on today when she has to
put me back together again, that little humpty dumpty. But
happy anniversary twenty seven years today. So a very very
significant day. What do you watch to this weekend? Do you?
How do you how do you start to make sense
the next phase of your life? Jack?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, we're going down to phillip Island.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
That'd be great, see the old penguin.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Pree After that, I don't know you're.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Going racing the big bikes.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Only because one reason was when you were sick a
couple of days this week. I started to think, oh no,
maybe Christian will not make it to the end of
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'd never not be here today, But.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I thought you might say, hey, let's do the big
finale next Friday and said, and I was like, oh no,
I'm already mentally checked out for Friday.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
But I actually actually called an Emercy meet him before
the show today and actually said, we all know he
checked out last week. We've all seen it when he
came in Monday. The body language is a lot sitting back,
feet up. What have you got for the show today, Christian?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'm ready. I've actually over there.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
We know you're ready because I've.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Written time Wastes and now here. We're not even doing
a shame.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
My dog bands not ready a shame. It's called time
time on that should have done it a couple years ago.
To be honest, Patsy, what are you up to this weekend?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
You know what I'm doing today? I'm really excited. I'm
catching up with an old school friend who i've sort
of you know, we've been writing, but haven't physically seen
her since the end of year twelve.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You're kidding, I'm really excited.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
So she's in town for the weekend. She's just having
her self weekend away from the family. She started doing this,
and I think it's such a great idea. She went
to Bali a couple of months ago just by herself,
just to find herself again. And you know, she's hit
fifty like me, and it's like she's reinvented herself. I
love it, so I can't wait to see Delene today.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
That is the language we all use in those of
us in the fifty club. Right you turn twenty one,
it's like a turning fifties hitching. Yeah, it's like a
car accident. What happened to you? I hit fifty. It's
like I shared with you guys, and I put it
on instagrame. You say, some photos of us, this first
of a photo shit the jack and idea. Yeah, in
twenty eighteen. It was actually a couple of weeks before

(12:01):
I actually moved here. And we're so young. We looked
seven years ago and my eighteen year old daughter with
the honesty that daughter's cans and I'm like, god, what
happened to you? Fifties? To you and your sisters? Do
you really want to go through it? She was like,
oh my god, you used to be young. Yeah, everyone

(12:23):
used to be young.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Christian, I have a request this morning. Can you play
back some of the Amy Shark interview with Jack another highlight.
You're right, it's not just that pig race. It's the
Amy Shark interview when he suddenly realized at the end
of the interview. He hadn't recorded. We have to dig
that out. Team. Let's play that next.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Anytime I hear her music or see her on TV,
it's its bodily response.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
She was just so cold.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
It was a forty interview.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Anyone who works in radio and you have a long career,
you'll all have that story about an interview you didn't record.
A lot of you sending lovely messages to Jack. Thank
you very much to that. Marie Anne, that was that one.
This one from Bianca Brackets, not his wife. Thank you
for in there, Otherwise he would be confused. Christian's gould
have been fifty minutes sin to the show. I'm already

(13:19):
feeling very emotional pleasing say thank you to Jack for
the last seven years. My drive to work has been hilarious.
With all the stories and banter. There are two things
that stick out. When you regift, make sure your son's
name is not on it. Jim, with that Gordy gift,
did you give it to a new neighbor?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, no, our next door name, not new neighbor, but
they were having a new baby. Delivered the gift. There
was a like a free.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Be sent in by some company.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
For when Gordy was born and thought, this is already
packaged up, leave it on their doorstep, and it had
Gordy's name embroidered into the teddy.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
And then the other legacy. This is what I think
people will remember. Don't leave your jeans in the change
on That actually will chillingly outlive you. It will. Maybe
they forgot about the pig racing, but the jeans in
the change room. I've seen that message every single day
for the last seven days. Krishna, wish Jack all the
best in the future, and also what a lovely thing

(14:13):
Jack's doing as well, to spend more time with his
son Gordon as well. So does Gordy know that you're
going to be around more in the morning.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
I've tried to describe it to him him.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
It doesn't make sense to any of us alone three
year olds.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
He doesn't really get it. But a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Ago, please telling everyone about your meeting with the accountant
this week as well.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Well, first time you about Gordy than the account Gordy's
a happy, sort of sweet story of the accountant.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Less.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
So, Gordy was building a fort in the front room
and if Bianki says, every morning. He wakes up and
Bianka says, the first thing he asks is where's data,
And she's got to say, he's had the radio.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
He's gone to work already.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
He leaves while we're asleep, and then he's on the
radio show.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
And then you come home and see you. It's almost
immediately Gordon, as soon as it's when that other guy
is saying goodbye, Dad's in his car.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Gordy build a fort in the front room, and when
Bianca asked what he was building, he said, a radio
station so Daddy can do the radio show.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Never ever forget that man. Yeah, I told both my
daughters about that, those thoughts. He's building his own little
radio station. Well, you've been getting it from Monday.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
So I keep telling him, like I'm in mornings, I'll
be here again from the next week.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
But he did.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
It doesn't it's not landed or he doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I think it's more like you. So it doesn't make
any sense. You need to have a job. You know,
this fort isn't going to pay for its sound. I'm
only free, but it's landed. But like everybody else, it's
like no, yeah, no doubt. Back out to work and
now the poorest accountant in Melbourne. Now Post accountant, I mean,
how do you make money on nothing? I mean, actually, seriously,

(15:45):
I keep bracing myself at any moment, you're the next
sort of last two hours and twenty minutes, you're gonna
be asking for me in the team's password from network
Netflix because double thumbs up. You ain't give me a
Ford Ko or streaming.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
We've canceled some of the lessons.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
There was a team lunch yesterday and Caitlyn sent me
a couple of photos of you looking really really happy
there and but I didn't notice you had like three
leftovers containers and went his last three meal I was riding,
didn't get the table clock. I'll have actually can have
that tap water to go as well. Get off that
gravy train at night, jack Post.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
It was just going to get the food, was going
to go to work.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
So there's three days of dinners here. Gordy in the fort.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
So I had a very vulnerable call this week with
the accountant to say, you know things are about to
financially change.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Exactly to call it, get the defin pads.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
So I felt I was in a vulnerable spot and
he by the end of the call invited me to
come onto his podcast called The Numbers Game, which is
a podcast all about accounting.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
May note this Pats because people say, what's he up
to now?

Speaker 4 (16:54):
He's he's just been on accountancy, poker, the future looking bright.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
And he's got I can't say no, So next week
I'm going on.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I can't ready for that and double thumbs up Christian
Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Christian, it isn't that Jack's legacy is raising the peak.
Don't forget who can forget about Jack's lonely sock o Christian,
it isn't going to be lonely anymore. You're right. I
actually was going to buy one of your presents, was
just one loaf, so I thought, try and keep.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
It decent that if someone really takes that, or is
that yours?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Squeat to God. And it makes me so proud because
I was thinking, I can't say, I can't drag it down,
but Michael's done. What I really want to do was
talk about that love soot. That's going to be very
busy the next couple of weeks. Any Hoosy Amy Shark
interview when Jack was doing a podcast series and he
got a big guest on Amy shark and he was
chatting to her for forty five minutes and then he

(17:50):
realized that it hadn't actually recorded.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Holy oh dude, I just didn't record it. Oh god,
cool man, thank you so much for doing that just
before you close.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
And also I forgot that he used to record it
in an empty cavern.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
This is COVID.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Amateur cool Man, thank you so much for doing that.
Oh well, lying from their Royal Melbourne Festival Hall, cool Man.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Thank you so much for doing that just before you close.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
This.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
The only thing is when I when I stop this recording,
just stop something you got to Oh dude, I just
didn't record it. I'm not joking. I'm so jack is
literally hopefully I can take I can I can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's actually nothing you can do because nothing is there.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'm blacked that out of my memory.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
All right, let's get into my life in pop music.
Oh dude, I just you know that made me shock.
Someone refering to me is dude. In that situation, I'd
be more upset about that.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
There was the rapport I built up with friends.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
We never know.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Way to play list of songs that remind me of
my life? Go ahead with your own song, tell.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Your own very special my life in pop music. It
is my life in pop music with Jack Posts. So
I'm asking everybody to make an amazing playlist. You'll thank
you for this. It's a great thing to do. You
go back through every year of your life. You google
that year. You find out the top forty selling pop
singles of that year. Pick a song you really like,
Jack stun It Frost. Which year we go and see

(19:43):
first of all your life in pop music?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Go to the eighties first.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yes, okay, nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
You're not gonna believe this, but I think this is
my first memory seeing fine young accountables on rage watching
this video clips.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
How are you in nineteen eighty nine?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I'm only two?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Right? This is the kind of BS that you take
on the phone and you put your hand over the
receiving the go. It's a nuts or claims to remember
when they were too. Jim and that lady that claim
to remember she was breastfeeding, not breastfeeding as in her
breast to her daughter, but she was the child. Yeah
she was a chance so only a couple of months

(20:21):
old and looked over a mum's shoulder whilst breastfeeding, and
can see the moon landing on TV. This is up there,
Jack find the Young Cannibal's on Rage at the age
of two.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I have a vivid memory of It's a very colorful
film clip, almost looks like it belongs in Sesame Straight
And for some reason, I think that's my first memory.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
My Life had Bought Music. Christian O'Connell's show with Jack
Posts from nineteen eighty nine. Fine the Young Cannibal's She
tries to me crazy, Christian of Fun. Farewell to Jack.
We will miss him. The first time I ever saw
or her Jackpost was on the TV adverts for your
radio show. You are asking him questions about living in Australia.
What was the first place to get a barbecue sausage? Christian,

(21:10):
I've been listening to you for about ten years now
when you left Richie to move to Australia and so
she didn't know how the show was going to be
the same. But Jack has been an amazing Psyekick. He
really has. Thanks for saying that is that Sam? The
last seven years, you guys have been there most days
to keep me saying going to welcome back with chat leaving.
There are a few things. Can we play everybody sing

(21:32):
it for Melbourne? Oh wow, we will be playing that
at seven o'clock this morning. I had already planned that,
yet we'd be playing that at seven o'clock. Jack wrote
that song. It's a great song, Christian and the moment
he realized that he hadn't recorded the interview with Amy
Shark were already across that. It is chilling to hear
it again.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Oh dude, I just didn't record it.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I'd also shame that we didn't have time to see
him get kicked in the head. But that eight year old,
now I should just give a bit more tease of this.
There are so many stories about things that never quite happened,
and I'm still angry about that we had. I don't
even know how we got into this territory.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I think a young kid recalled the show and he
was like a MP in kickboxing for his age group.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
You had an idea that he would come in and no,
I said, I remember, I.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Said he wouldn't be to kick you in the head.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
I said, well, like, it's an eight year old, how
hard can you kick? And then he said, well, come on, come.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
And he can kick you in the head. And then
obviously sane of minds and I was like management were like,
you actually can't do that. They're worried about you getting
a head trauma. I was just sneaty, old boy, what
damage is do you sleeking? And to Jack six five,
he's probably only going to kick him in the head.
He's not going to knock him out. And he's got
brain plus whenever he knows he's got brain damage, he's

(22:41):
barely there most mornings. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
My biggest regret that we never did that, and.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I do remember that we shouldn't have done, was when
we got that when you've got suddenly got into chess
and we got that young kid into play and you
smashed him and he actually started to cry. No he
didn't cry, No, No, don't you lie. You've never accepted this.
You made him cry because you were so Closey, and
you beat a child at chess and made him cry?

(23:06):
Is all your account for Mouthy? That was so competitive?
Do you remember him? And it was that tool we
had in as well, Harley last pipe where he was
called what's that? That came in in a cloak something
out of a dungeons and dragon. All right, my life

(23:29):
in pop music. We're now going to two thousand and seven.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yes, this is the song that reminds me of my
first year in commercial radio. Got played all the time.
I was doing a job in Adelaide, working on the Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Breakfast on s A f M.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I packed up all my stuff in Melbourne, moved to
Adelaide and then three weeks later they shipped me back
to Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Adelaide within three weeks. It took me almost seven years.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
To suss it, but the radio station played this song
pretty much on replate repeat. It was apologized by Timberland
and one Republic Great.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Song Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Jackie Boy's Last Show, last on the Past. You remember
this written by Jack Post sing it for Melbourne. Thank
you to many of you who are reminded me on

(24:27):
jack Posts last show with us today to play this.
I haven't heard this in years. I forgot. We really
put in like ten heat tea spoons of sugar at
this do we have the kids? Heymrish mcgauchlin got drafted
into do fake football commentary. It's like a musical godspeil.
End of the first part before the interval.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
They're our listeners doing backup vocals as well.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, the reason why Jack wrote this song is because Vienna,
the city of Vienna, had just beat Melbourne in the
most Liverpool city and obviously there's an eighty song by
Ultrobot's called Vienna. So we were like, then, Melbourne's an
anthem to get that number one spot back, and Jack
wrote this pretty one sing it for Melbourne. Good morning,
it's the Christian O'Connell show, thirteen minutes past seven, one hourfit.

(25:10):
I warned you that these shows go very quickly. Our
shows this go so quickly you are you've only got
another hour and forty five minutes of your radio years left.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Maybe we'll run out of time to do whatever fun
and games you guys.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Us be here at eight thirty this morning. It is
on a grand farewell is what you'll be getting at
eight thirty. It could not be any grander.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
I'm not trusting your wife.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I'm so sparkedly about eight thirty today. Sparkly now because
our former football correspondent and now wellness correspondent and host
of House of Wellness, Shane Crawford wants to wish you
all the best Crawt.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
Christian Jack, I just want to say hello and well done.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
Jack. It was you know you've been amazing. You know
you've really well.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
Once I sort of put you two together and really
set you on your path, you've really come together and just.

Speaker 8 (26:03):
Taken over the world. Liked well.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
No, if are you leaving on top? Why would you
leave when you're on top of the heell? I cannot
believe it, but I will all the very best, lots
of love go get them mate Craft.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
That's what people surely said to you when you lifted
the cup, the Premiership Cup and told him that's what
I'm talking about. People would have said the same thing
to you.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Maybe, but I still can't understand why you're leaving the
number one show. You know, Christian O'Connell. Look, he's not
the key ingredient. You have been the key ingredient. Little
does he know that. So yeah, I just don't understand it, Christian,
I don't know understand you.

Speaker 8 (26:38):
I've sent you my resume.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Over the last week, actually smashed box at the moment.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Mate, you said faxes as well.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I could tell you now whatever happens next, come on, No,
no went that once for me once Crawf not twice.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
Maybe holiday period.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Can I know now that we know that you're a
wellness correspondent, I mean, who saw that in the TVs
Shane Crawford wellness correspondent.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Man who told us that he once almost owned a
McDonald's franchise.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yes, what it is regrets in life. The macas franchise
have got away.

Speaker 8 (27:11):
Still is a big regret. Anyway, We're going to move on.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
But no, life's all about balance and that's the same
with health and wellness. But no, seriously, Jack, you've been
awesome and I wish you all the very best and
I'm sure you're going to.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Have a will.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
A great next stage in your life whatever that is.
Thank you, craft, Well done mate, and go the Bombers.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
What's that cheeky laugh for?

Speaker 7 (27:32):
No, I'm just saying good luck following the Bombers and
going there and watching them every week.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Good luck with that.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
I'm sure that's going to be a great success for you.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Now, tell us about this House of Wellness then I've
seen some of it, have you.

Speaker 8 (27:46):
Yeah, that's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
You know, when you're trying to find the show you
want to watch, old school free to wear TVs like
craw the House of Wellness.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
Now do you know what it is?

Speaker 7 (27:59):
It's it's a little bit of health and wellness, but
it's it's pretty much a Tonight show on Friday nights where.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
They just go launch in and have a bit of fun.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
So we've got deal to Good Room on tonight and
uh yeah, it's just a great show. So if you're
tuning in and you want to watch something where it's
a bit lighthearted but also you'll learn a few things.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
I think Menopause is on tonight.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
You should get pass on passing this brilliant podcast. Actually
rage against the menopause, get pants on.

Speaker 8 (28:25):
Actually, do you know what? That's not a bad idea,
but I love the idea of.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Getting you on.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Actually we should be getting you on. We had guys
Sebastian last week.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
If you're running out, I guess you go Sebastian down
to a good the English guy on the radio.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
No, you'll dominate and you'll bring a lot of humane.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Here, the desperately needed I hear it's not the Tonight Show.
It's like you're like, I'm Australia David Letterman, Is that right?

Speaker 8 (28:49):
But it's like that, No, Jimmy fallon, Jimmy fell see
you're already laughing.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
The House of Breakfast, the House of Wellness.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
Start with gold.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, no, you're not really, No you're not You're not
starting with gold.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
No, No, I'm ready to go. No, I know you're
ready to go, but no, it's it's there're two biggest
shoes for you. Grawf.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
No, I know that, but I could come in and
could work my way up. No, I'm happy to start
in the office.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
No, it's not going to happen. Krafft. What time is
your show on tonight on Channel seven? How's the wine?

Speaker 8 (29:23):
Thirty all around the Country?

Speaker 7 (29:25):
Eight thirty seven seven plus do yourself a favor, as
the Great Molly Mildred would say, do yourself a favor.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Craff Good on you mate, see you soon.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Take care The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
In hour's time, come back to the show because although
you move around, you do stuff, but be here please
for eight thirty this morning. It's a very grand departure.
Just's got no idea. I've pre booked his awesome wife
Bianchor and his beautiful boy Gordon to be here as well.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
What do I have to do. How can I prepare?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Get out my studio? That's all you have to do,
my friend, one thing today and they're going to need
your building pass as well. Gravy change. Pulling to a
stop and we kick you off. My friend, you must leave,
but you're leaving the show half an hour only really great? Okay,

(30:17):
See he's the happiest he's been now he's interested. Oh
I like this, earl. You say, technically you left Monday
the money you said at six am, I'm leaving the show.
You have the tense wrong. You've left the show. You're here.
He ain't here? Was he ever here? He's like my
Tyler Durdan. One day I'll google Jack posted that that

(30:38):
guy never existed. Okay, you guys, remember Jack Christian, what's
happened to you is a figment of your all.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
This everybody else hit the road, Jack, And don't you
wake up.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
That four nor more.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Hit the road Jack to worry about the show no more.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
The radio station is poise right now in the news
room here. Thanks shout out to Georgia and Phoebe. They've
come in today dressed as they're further favorite Jackie's throughout
History's Jackie Kennedy in there. And then yesterday I hear
that at the team lunch assarily I couldn't make and
I guess the moment that Patsy heard that I wasn't there,

(31:19):
she or so no.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
I had Audrey Stick to go pick her up from school.
I got a call from the nurse.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Oh yeah you.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Otherwise I definitely would have been. Patsy called me and said, sorry,
I can't make it all. He's sick from school. I said, hey,
don't worry about it. I hope she's well passed on
my best. He goes, don't worry, she's just got gastro
or something.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
You know, It's like, here we go again.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Strap yourselves in now.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I know here you got gifts for all the team,
and that is the right thing to do. It's a
classy thing, so you can actually this team. I worked
very very hard to support you, Jack, so thank you
for doing that.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
What is a gift but a lovely parting message goodbye,
written beautifully?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Can you put it's there? Rio, because as always when
it's social stuff with Jack, it's a little bit awkward.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
Yes, we're having a lovely lunch at Johnny Vincent Sam's
in Carlton Restaurant by the way.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
She said, we got to go there for lunch. Was it?
Was it great?

Speaker 9 (32:13):
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful food, beautiful people.

Speaker 10 (32:16):
And we gave Jack.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
And how long did Jack make it? Fifty two minutes?
I think last the show, isn't it? So I've only
had that old snout right in my trough.

Speaker 9 (32:27):
We gave him the present from the team, which was
a custom made hoodie.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yes without you already love you hoodies. I loved It's
a graduation hoodie and will.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Match perfectly with my Christian O'Connell tracksuit pants.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Great look down there at center next week.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
And then Jack said, hey, guys, you've done so much
work for me over the years.

Speaker 10 (32:49):
I've got a present for you.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
And well each of the team.

Speaker 9 (32:53):
Yes, the last Christmas he'd got us all presents where.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh that was weird as well. That was fun. Actually
he made us peck her own vouchers. You krew them
on the tavement in front of us.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
There was a fun. It wasn't only getting a gift,
but you've got to play a game as well. You
each got to pick a number out of a hat
and then in a mad king you pick you're different.
Are you going to go to Dan Murphy's JB hi fi?
Are you going to go get a book from a bookshop?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
That was great fun yesterday?

Speaker 9 (33:18):
And so we did a similar thing. So we had
there were seven of us there. He had seven envelopes.
But he said, well, you know, I'm losing my job, so.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Job, sorry and amazing he's changing the narrative all of
a sudden, there'd be some SOB sot book coming out soon.
Question O color the truth.

Speaker 10 (33:38):
I've only got enough money for a present for.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
One of you. Do that. So we had why are
you laughing?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Because I thought I'd get a kick out of its
possible kick.

Speaker 9 (33:49):
They worked so odd, so he said he laid seven
envelopes out on the table.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
He said, each of you pick an envelope.

Speaker 10 (33:57):
One of them will have a voucher in it for you.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
So we picked.

Speaker 10 (34:01):
We go through six, none of us bye.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
By the way, they love the team of love and
this loveing the suspense. They're loving the thrill and the
novelty of something different, not just oh here's the book.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, not just seven gifts, but only one of them
is happy. Six are upset.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Six of us picked.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
None of us had won we'd all open the envelope
that all had no gift inside. Sarah, the final producer,
picked the last envelope. Christian, would you like to open
the final envelope that Jack Posts passed us?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Sorry, you have only one a goodbye card the Big Tricks.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
It was no gift, just goodbye cards for everybody.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I said to Rio, looks, I don't know what the
story is about the about the present? Is it funny
when it's sad? It was this sad? Yeah, maybe you
have to be there. No, no, no, we're now, we're
all we're all seeing us now. I think all the
good will and emotional listeners are like just reminder what
he can be like sometimes this is cold. They were laughing. No,

(35:06):
seven books, I got you. I want you to go
to Stills the team right now.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
You actually got enough there you mate. You should have
seen the joy and then so loud he was so
glad that I saw is a great metric trick. Almost
We're there's nothing there.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Wait, we've got seven envelopes and you pick one of
them about what your grand departure is right now, I'm
umbooking the surprise. Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
The Christian o'connall Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I just realized I probably saw the last the last
time I remember going to see you. Suddenly remember what
the job is. Talking in between the songs. I put
my headphones on about a minute ago because I'm a
pro Jack three seconds ago panicking around. God, you talk,
he talks to me each each song. After almost seventy years,
this is still a surprise to this job. Isn't it
still joining the dots? He's talking again? Oh my god,

(35:55):
any it is loud?

Speaker 11 (35:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Christian, We've got no songs
for the whole hour on Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick
Nick Naked Hour, Naked Hour, Oh.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Nick nag Big Naked Hour, Naked Hour every Friday on
the show we call naked.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Out the last hour the show. You pick all the songs.
I can't give you a theme today to inspire the
newly unemployed, chat post songs with jobs in the title.
He might hear something of that song. I'm my god,
that's it. I'm going to be a baker Jerry Rafferty
Baker Street Patsy. What do you want to play?

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Jack, I'm going to go nine to five, Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
They can do six to night, even to almost you
could even make seven years of a three hour days. Go,
oh my god, I just need to stop. Stop this
three hour nonsense a day in.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
The normal world.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Jackie, Oh my god, he's just throwing up bottle good
share in the pane.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I know, right.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
And last funny fact, interesting fact.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
For you to believe.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
This is the last one I'll hear, so I won't
have to hear the other. Got a gift to everybody
just for Jack.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
You know that there's a bit of the typewriter during
that song where it goes Yea and Dolly. Actually an
unusual instrument that was used when she put it down
on the track, which was her fingernails, her long fingernails or.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
On the keys.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
She played the typewriter, not the.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Typewriter, but just like clickie clackie with her fingernails, like online,
not long enough to do it. Yeah that didn't work,
but yeah, so there you go. There's your last fun fact.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Naked out, Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
And Jack song with a job and the title I've.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Gone for ghetto superstar, as in superstar as a job
that you might have if you're a big music legend
or Hollywood actor.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I'm the hours of that.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
It's kind of conversation you often have. But talking to
Brad Pierre.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
You're required right. I'm not off of this watertide logit,
but it's a good tune as well. All Right, Songs
with the Job in the title give us a call
thirteen fifty five twenty two. I'm going for this banger.
This sets Friday. Jonah'ma trading a tune. Drop the pilot.

(38:36):
All right, lines are over, now inspire Jack Songs with
a Job in the title The.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
We are entering the end zone of Jack post on
the show at eight thirty this morning. Jack has no
idea what I've got planned. I am so excited. Listeners.
Make sure you gather around the radio wherever you are
at eight thirty this morning. I promise you it is
a grand departure for a grand man.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Patsy, do you know what's happening at eight thirty? Not
a click?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yes? Literally, you never got any do what's going on
this show? There's the show, there's the universe of the show,
and then there's a bigger universe, pats World. I don't
wait to see it.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Then naked out today? Then that's the last song pick
by us. You're picking all the song songs with a
job in the title. Some great ones coming through holder notes,
private eyes. The most common suggestion, and it's spot on,
is offspring. Why don't you get a shop make this

(39:43):
your ring too, My friend David lee Roth just a jigglow,
a professional Beatles paperback writer. Listen, write some of that wizards.

(40:15):
Those wizard books are huge. You used to have that
toy wizard used to play with at nighttime book.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Those fantasy books are huge. My wife is love those.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
With the Wizard chronicles. Songs with jobs in the title.
For all the teachers out there, this is a great song.
All right, there's take some calls. Good morning, Ben, Good morning,

(40:47):
Christian Morning, Jack morning, Pat Hey Ben, Ben, what do
you want us to play that song with a job
in the title for Jack? Look, I reckon Jack would
look really good and wise, and so I'd have to say.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
In the Navy, yes.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
You're right, Abel seaman posts on the village of people.
I can seeing them very happy joining the Finnish people.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Great time.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, love it. This is a good Friday tune. Ben,
Thank Ben, have a lovely weekend. Thanks you calling the
show mate.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Thanks guys, good luck, Jack, Thank.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
You, Veronica. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (41:26):
Happy Friday, Happy Friday, Gang.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
How are we Yeah, we're good, Veronica.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
How are you great?

Speaker 12 (41:32):
Jack so well, my friend, thank you so very much
for the last But I think it's time that you
finally come to join and become a working classmate.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Oh you want to call this job working class of
radio cho Thanks much.

Speaker 12 (41:56):
I'm working the school and I'm telling you radio is
nothing compared to you.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
We live a charmed life. You've made a very big mistake,
my friend. I would love to work with children. Veronica.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I'm sure it's a joy.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
It's more than three hour day. Mate.

Speaker 12 (42:10):
Have you coming to do some work experience? My friends?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
There you go. You've really lined up your next job.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
There you go, Thank you, Veronica.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Teacher's assistant, Veronica, thank you very much. You calling, and
have a lovely weekend.

Speaker 12 (42:21):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Thank you, Brendan, Good morning, Good morning, Gods. There are
we're going. Yeah, we're going to Welcome to the show,
Happy Friday. And then what's the song with a job
in the title? First week.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Good like to Jack in the family for the next
chapter of your life. Thank you. Sir, And what about
a bit of wolf mother joker in the fleece?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Why not jobs? I mean, was he ever a joker?
He has been that many times, Jippen. It's hand in
my back pocket too many times.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
I love the song.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
This is a great song, of course. Yeah, Brendan, thank
you very much. You call Alana? No, I did one
last one of those. Morning, How are we go?

Speaker 12 (43:11):
I've got two suggestions for young Jack Layre. First one
is Doctor Jones by Aqua.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
One of my favorite songs.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
We are playing this.

Speaker 11 (43:24):
And the next one.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
I'm a little biased because I'm a teacher, but when
I Kissed the Teacher by Abba, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
What a song? Though, Hi, I've never heard this before.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Doesn't a run anymore?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
It's a tune.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Have you never seen Mom and me?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You've got many things you could do. Don't waste two
hours your life. You're never going to get Alana. Thank
you very much, You Colla have a lovely weekend to
thank you. Richard. Good morning, Richard morning, Christian Jack and
person morning. And what's the song you'd love to hear?

Speaker 11 (44:07):
Well?

Speaker 12 (44:07):
I thought it'd be a appropriate after breakfast radio for
these years for the Dream Police I think that might
be appropriate for Jay chre.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Been. Some of the best calls through on Later Today
save the liveliest to last. I always say thank you, Richard,
good luck, good cheering, though Richard, this is very good.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Last Hour with Jack Post going quick. Isn't it crazy
crazy outside this radio station? Right now?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
The scene is set, it is here, we're going outside.
We're going to do an outside broadly.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
No, I know, I know, one last bit of peey
radio before you go, Jack, Remember you've never ever made
this work. Maybe today on Jackie Boy's last show. But
and it's a beautiful doubt there's as well. I mean this,
this is the worst day in the last gup Lox.
We've got this amazing, beautiful long summer. It's a right
old sort of gray misty data. What do you need

(45:15):
me to do out there?

Speaker 5 (45:16):
You'll find out.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
You don't need to do anything. We need to do
is receive your grand departure, actually saying it's ready. There
are there's so many parts of it, literally are so
many parts of it, but it's it's all outside the
station right now.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Do I go downstairs.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Going with you to say goodbye? To you take it all,
take it off.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Yeah, I don't believe it's actually year.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, a grand it's a grand departure. It really is
into that grand future that is calling you, my friend,
and I want to send you there in style. Thank you.
Oh I can't wait now Before that, then, I also
want to give you another gift. You haven't got anything
lined up. You know, I gave you a job. I'd
like to help get you another one. You why don't
you get a job?

Speaker 6 (46:03):
My friend Jack Bo said that he has gotta quit.
He only told it seem last of the day. Backed
he said, Jack.

Speaker 10 (46:12):
He's a lous You've got another.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Job because you've got some bills to pay. Said, no way,
it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 10 (46:23):
I'm gona find it easy a job?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Can you pay?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Can you pay?

Speaker 10 (46:29):
Can you pay?

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Can you help us find Jack a job?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
That's right, we need your help. How about find Jack
a job? Are you hiring right now? Is there a vacancy?
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. He's genuinely needs a job.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
It is the one part of this experience that nobody
can believe or understand. Everybody is saying to me, but really, really,
what is next. There is nothing next. You will be
Monday morning and I will have nowhere to go.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
So let's hap him out. Are you hiring right now?
So I gally an ideal job for you is sub
three our day. So it's a part time job. Do
we look at we're talking about?

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Oh yeah, let's start with casual to part time work
and maybe if I really love her, I can work
my way up to a full time position.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
All right, well let's start there. What is your resume? Well,
I haven't done you see yourself in five years time.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I haven't done much. I've worked in radio since I
was twenty years old, so I've only got a scattering
few jobs before then. My very first job was Boundary
Umpire and the local Footing, so I have experienced in
the football world. Hoyt Cinema for two years when I
was seventeen to eighteen, working behind the candy bar, ripping
the tickets, going to check on the cinema that's.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
On the train. Yeah, gosh, what can you do?

Speaker 3 (47:49):
And then the only other non radio job I had
was working at Peter Rollan catering. Now that is at
the Grand Prix and the Spring Carnival. You run slabs
and food up to marquees so that rich people can
enjoy their day.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
So what you put this all together? Really, we're dealing
with a single threat. Cool now, thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Let's help Jack find a job.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
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Speaker 1 (48:15):
We are fifteen minutes away from the big surprise out
the front of the building. It is beautiful, it is gorgeous.
It's all gonna happen, a grand departure for a grand man.
I was telling my kids earlier this week, this is
what this is what we're doing for Janet. Oh my god,
that's beautiful. Oh my god. My eighteen year old daughter goes,
oh my god, I have to listen to that. What

(48:36):
time of the day will you be doing that? Oh,
what I've ever done for twenty seven years. It's breakfast radio.
It'll be during the breakfast show. Then we're meeting up
in the evening to do it. She was like, because
she's a student, so she's listening right now in her bed,
and she goes, so, how do I listen to the radio?

(48:59):
You're the smartest generation. You can find it on your phone.
We don't have a radio. Pushier generation don't have radio.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Teakestore, hunt around for a thing called go to an op.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Shop, gather around the wireless radio this morning. All right,
we're trying to help Jackie boy out. He has nothing
lined up. But if you know Jack, like I know,
that's exactly what Jack would do and what you should
do as well. And I can't wait to find out
when you find out what it is. But it will
be I know you, Jack, You'll find something that is
worthy of your huge talents as well. And I don't
think it's the last time you and I work together

(49:31):
as well. Think hopefully the next time it on you
start to get it ready than I jump then, but
just start to build it. I'll see you in that
four push Mamma from the troll. Oh no, Mama will
be pushing me from the train. Let's get this right.
The Eternal Survivor.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
My friend Jack Bo said that he is gonna quin.
He only told the team last of the day. He said,
Jackie a lot another job.

Speaker 10 (50:01):
Because you've got some bills to pay.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
Said, no way, it's okay, okay, I'm goda find it
easy a job?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Can you pay?

Speaker 10 (50:15):
Can you pay?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Can you pay?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Can you help us? By Jack a job.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
The anchor Jackie Boy's wife and his beautiful son, My wife,
My god, my god, he's changed so much since six months.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
He's huge. Oh my, guys, thank you for coming.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
We asked your son and your wife Bianca, and going
to come in this morning as well because they will.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Be part of the big whatever.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah. Yeah, Debbie enjoying. Debbie enjoying it as well as you.
Sure we'll go off to this bright, bright, bright new
future that's calling you, Jackie Boy. But right now, let's
do what we can to help get our man a job.
Thirteen fifty five, twenty two. Do you have a job
for jack Scott? Are you hiring? Ah? Yes, we are.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
What do you do? Scott?

Speaker 12 (51:04):
A couple of years ago, I destroyed that curse study
of yours, Christian.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Oh yeah, it was Hurst. Yes, you melted it, I believe.
Did you melt it down in your owe? Yes? So
what's the job working in my own foundry with? You
get every Friday off, but then it's four ten hour
days during the week. Throwing up? You just lost him.

(51:30):
It is smelly, it is manual labor, and it is noisy.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
No, no, no, I didn't think it was legal to
work ten howadays against the.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Geneva convention or something. All right, Scott, thank you very much.
Agents this email, Christian, what about a department store Santa
at Chadstone You only have to work a couple of
weeks a year. It's the kind of thing we're seeing
as well. Lisa, good morning. Do you have a job
for Jack?

Speaker 12 (51:55):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I do?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I work it?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Excuse me?

Speaker 12 (51:58):
Bonds and he needs to come and learn how not
to leave his clothes on the changing.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Yes, I've behavior since then, Lisa, have you reform?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Lisa? Great idea. Yeah, he can start Monday morning, Lisa
bright guy, Oh perfect? Perfect?

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Do you need me Lisa to be an underwear model?
I know Dusty Martin.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Does a pat yeh yeah, a little bit far.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
All right, Lisa, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
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Speaker 1 (52:29):
Things are heating up right now around you. You must
sense there's lots of meat talking to producers and whispered
corners of the building.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
There's a buzz out there, Yeah, there is there is
a buzz out there.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
The party is about to begin. It is a party vibe,
isn't it, Patsy?

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Right now, celebration is all that you've done said.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
I didn't want anything special, I didn't need.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Anything about you want my friend. It's about what I want,
and I want a grand farewell for my grandfriend, and
that is what you're getting in five minutes time now
before that, So listeners, here's what I need to do.
Do not go anywhere, du in the next twenty minutes
of radio. You've never heard a show departure like this,
because this is nothing but a celebration. He deserves a

(53:09):
grand celebratory send off, jack It needs to be magnificent.
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I'm feeling very special, very loved this morning.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Thank you. Well, that's about to go up so many notches,
my friend, or should I say prince I said too
much already? All right, Peter kayn can you bring in
the sash just to get things ready? All right, particiicator's
bringing in the sash right now, that Jackie, there we go.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
It's not it's a just quit sash.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
That's it just quit. That's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Starting to feel more like a hen's party than that.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
When you say that, the party is set to continue.
So in five minutes time, we're going to say goodbye
on air and then you, me and Patsy and the
whole team are going to make our way to the
front of the building where the grand departure, the Grand
Final is waiting for you. Mate, we all go.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Who's going to look after the mouth?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Johnny to worry about that. We aren't going to go.
We will wave you off, but you will depart in style.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Wow, I can't believe I'm going like.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Oh yeah for the news. Yeah, listeners, do not miss this.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
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Speaker 1 (54:20):
We are about to go live to the world because
the world needs to tune in right now on Facebook
you can watch Jack's grand departure and you will want
to hear it, but you will want to see it.
It is a spectacle, a feast, a parade, pomp and
serenie is what my country is known for. I'm bringing
it to you. It's outside the front of the building.

(54:41):
Heads of Facebook, go to the Christian O'Connell's show. Patsy
is ready to head down with you, Jackie boy. Your
son Gordon is here, Yes, your wife is here. All
the main players in your life and your future are
ready for you Jack to head off with them. Are
you ready, Jack?

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
It is time for you to leave this beautiful home
that you've had for seven years, this radio studio, and
you must go to the future. But Jennyey is calling
you tonight. You cannot do it, Jack, and I can't
hold you back anymore. You must go. You must fly
the nest. Fly Jackie Boy Fly.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
So I'm taking these headphones off for the last time,
saying goodbye to the studio for now. It's never goodbye, Jack,
So you coming with me or I'm going down to
try and say my goodbye to you now for.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
This part of the journey, I'll be down in five
minutes time. For now you must make your way down.
I'll miss you to the front of the building. I
will see you down there in five minutes time. The
captain is the last one to leave the ship. Jack
is now walking out of the studio. Pats should be
waiting there for you.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
I have Patsy. I've been handed a phone. Can you
hear me?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I can hear you loud and clear. So Jack is
making his way through the corridors of this radio station
to lead us to head out to his future. So
there should be it is like a party atmosphere right now.
The stairwell is line. Jack head on down to find
your big surprise.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
All right, well, first of all, thank you for the
guard of honor of not everybody who works at the station,
but probably he could fifty fifty five percent.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
So where are you now? Are you making your way
down the two flights of stairs. I'm at the I'm
changing to it.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
I'm being handed a microphone. Just a second, we're.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Going bro switching from phone to microphone. Yes, testing one
two one two.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
I'm in the stairwell with Patsy. Patsy, can you hear me?
Patsy are here.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Talking to this?

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Hello, here I am, Yes, Patty. Don't worry about Patty's mike.
Guys plenty enough times for over the next couple of years,
trying to get crash. You're leaving already, Jackie boy. Okay,
make your way down the stairs now, and then outside
the front of the building you should find your wife
Bi Anchor and your son Gordon are waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Okay, I'm very excited. I'm coming down to the last
few stairs.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Nothing more exciting than here we go on the radio
navigate stairs.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
I see Rio dressed as a butler or a magician.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
He's looking very he's neither. He's neither. Our speech in
a minute. I told him to be dressed as a footman,
like a king would have. Jack posts, your carriage, your carriage.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Await, which way do I find my carriage? Okay, I'm
walking through the halls of the building.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I cannot wait for Jack to see what we've organized him.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Oh my god, what can you see? Cinderella's carriage?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Where did you find one?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Friends? Now, this is a horse drawn carriage, A beautiful.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
My wife and son are waiting for me in what
is honestly a disney esque carriage. This is amazing.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
You like it?

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I love it, mate, I love it.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
This is ridiculous. I thought at the beginning of the week,
I said, a team, we can't just say goodbye. That's
what other radio shows do. This is extraordinary. Is an
extraordinary man, It's been an extraordinary seventies. You need a
big black departure. Are you the horse drawn carriage out
the front of the station.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
I'm stepping into the carriage right now. Hello, my sweet
lovely family. I love you so much. This is so so.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
You can see all this right now on Facebook. We're
streaming it live. Go to the Christian O'Connell show. You
can see it right now. Jack. What's it like to
be inside a horse drawn carriage?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
It's everything you could ever dream of, Christian. I couldn't
think or dream of parting this show in a finer sense.
And to have my wife and my son here with me,
this is just so special.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
It's ridiculous. It suits the show perfectly and I'm going
to miss you.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
All all right, Jackie boye, I'm heading down. I can't
wait to see and then we're going to send you off.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
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Speaker 1 (58:42):
All right, I'm out the front the station. Let me
just describe the scene right now. Good morning everyone who's
gathered around to say goodbye and good luck to Jack
post at the back of this horse drawn car. Have
you seen this, Jack, I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
It says just quit.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
That's right. This is how everyone should leave their job,
basically in style, to go to the future. So Jack
looks like a boy king please Gord. He is crawling
around that, he's hello, he's he's gonna and why he's
going to fall out the back of the horse strong carriage.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
He's trying to call it climb out.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
They don't come with booster Sea's afraid Jack? How does
it feel?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
It feels amazing? Are you coming in here with me?
Or are you waving goodbye? For we waved your by this?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
This next part of the journey isn't one for me
and you, my friend, it's me, It's it's you, Bianca
and Gordy.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
I'm ready, okay, So how do you get the horses
to start moving?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Do you give him a like? Has everyone smelt that
as well? I thought it was Gordy maybe needing a
nappy change. It's actually the horses. This is the last
song and it's a perfect song for Jackie Boys.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
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Speaker 1 (59:43):
We are outside the front of the radio station, inside
a beautiful, pearly white horse drawn carriage, the kind that
a king would be, and it's fitting. Jack had no idea.
His wife, Bianchor and son Gordy are in there with him.
Are we ready to say goodbye and good luck to
the next part of Jackie Boy's life?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Yes, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
That seemed very keen to Then did you hear that
dead eyed voice saying yes? One less voice on the show.
More time for Patsy's stories, more glasses being lost and
amazing stories recounted. Patsy, what do you want to say?
Because the three of us began the show almost seven
years ago, what do you want to say about our

(01:00:23):
time together? Patsy?

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
You know I love you Jack, and I think we've
grown together on air, and I just I love you
so much and you go with so much love and warmth,
and we're going to miss you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I'm going to miss you so much and give an
error for the show. Yeah, I feel the same way
I have transformed. So you're leaning out of that carriage
like it's a normal thing for you. I've never seen
anyone so at home, even royals that eat in a carriage,
leaning out like this is just a normal Friday we have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
It has been an amazing, the most transformational period of
my life. I look back at myself before I started
the show, and I'm so so young, and I just
think of how much growth I've had since then, and
that is so much thanks to you guys and everyone
who works on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
So thank you so much. Oh, lots of love for
us now, Patsy, could I just you passed out to
Rio because I know Rio was hired by Jack and I.
He just came in for the socials, and he's also
grown for the last couple years, and he'll have a
bigger role on the show. When I spoke to him
earlier this week about that, I said, look, it might
be too much pressure for you to sit in his
seat or stay where you are now. Anyways, No, I'm

(01:01:26):
fine getting to that chair. He's been eyeing it up
for years and finally he's finally got the chair. Ria,
what do you want to say, because actually, you've been
in the studio with me and Jack over the last
couple years. We've shared so many laughs and tears over
the years. It's been an incredible journey, isn't it. Mate.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
I've spent probably more time with you, Jack and Christian
in the last six years than probably anyone else on
planet Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
That's true.

Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
And you know, if I could run it back a
thousand times, I'd do with you again.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
I love you so I love you guys so much,
Thank you so much. And this is such a fitting,
stupid yes way to end.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
It feels like the only way it could end with
you leaving in a horse drawn carriage at ten to nine.
Right now we are we do have to say goodbye
Jackie Boy. Good luck my friend. I wish you well.
It's been a ride, and now you must ride off
into your future. Sea Gordy Sea Banker. Okay, your riders
can now take Jack away into his future. Goodbye jack Post,

(01:02:21):
good luck to you next. He is actually now departing
in a horse drawn carriage. They're clipping, he clopping down
the street. Right now, I am walking after. It is
the last time I'm gonna see Jackie Boy on the radio.
Good luck my friend.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Bye bye Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Thanks to the ride by Friend. We love you. Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
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