FULL: Kerfuffle On The 3rd Floor

Weak Claim To Fame, Misheard Lyrics, The 1 Word Song Game, Milky Way v Mars and The Timewaster

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Sorry, RhI and I were reading an email that's come
in that we cannot talk about anyway. Good morning, Pats,
Good morning, Good morning Rio, Good morning, Good morning Alex.
How was your father's day yesterday? It was very special?
Thank you, Christian, really really lovely. We're a little.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Town just outside Melbourne, just outside Carneton, a place called.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Tara Day Quinton's a lovely place. Did you go to
the kids. There's a great bookshop there, as there is
a great bookshop. We didn't get there.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
We got to a lovely cafe there though, in that
main streaming Carneton.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
But was it perhaps with families and dads? It was, yeah,
it was carnage.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
But the kids were quite well behaved, which is really
really rare for us.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
And what do you get you get? Do you get
homemade card? Yeah, lots of homemade cards. They're the best ones.
You must keep them all. I'm going to and I do.
Actually I've still got more. I must have ten or
fifteen Father's Day cards going back to when they're really young. Yeah,
and then the birthday ones as well, and you love
this Alex. For about five or six years running, they
obviously like putting things down that I'd taught them, And

(01:32):
for about six years running, the only thing on there
was and thank you for teaching me how to ride
my bike. I was like, I'm sure there must have
been some other some new gears since then. Can't just
be that's it, That's all what you've got from our
relationship is other than the bike. It's hard to see
what else you did shout out to those bike years though,
the heyday hey Day. But my eighteen year old daughter

(01:55):
surprised me yesterday with they don't make homemade cards anymore,
but she'd made me one. Oh my god, it was
so much better. The little hand right, there were some
drawings on the front of a microphone. You know what,
they just draw things that you're interested in. There's a
microphone and what looked like some sort of berzuka or
Greek musical instrument. They didn't want to go what is

(02:16):
the vouchers to learn how to play the bazuka? Or
thought of the camp it is and then what do
you have lunch with them? What did you do?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, we just had lunch there in Carnington. On the
way back, I had a really lazy morning at this
beautiful house like a country house, which is which is
just magic.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You've just broken into it and there was a family
in there and old people that did buy a squatting there.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
But at this place is like a games room, just
those little things kids just love. And back onto this
river as well. So we went for like the walks
and really really special time and Victorian towns. I mean,
can I just make a shout out to the Victorian
town the love that they's just beautiful?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Do we still do it on the Monday now? Light
in the house?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Beautiful? They're amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
They're just really really lovely.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Like the the aesthetics and the and the cafes and
the walks and the you know in your South Wales
towns just don't really have that same pride in their
in their town.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I just I don't know what it is, but they're
just magical. He he's really turned his back on New
South Wales. They don't really make much of an effort.
I mean, it's some power to basically throw shaped up
enticre state.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
No shoutouts, no, no shoutouts, and.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
It really just lay the groundwork for our national show.
So that's changing. Amanda stay on air about that, saying,
you know New South Wales East, those towns and villages
are amazing. I know those dirty old Victorian ones still
smeared of COVID.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
What about Laura, that's gorgeous?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Is nice?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, that's that's true. That's in the Blue Mountains in
New South Wales.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's Google Maps up right now, beautiful.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
I can't get through every town.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, it was lovely jumped off through the alphabet to hell.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
MJ the Musical opens up this week and we're all
going to go and see it in two each time.
I take it, Patsy. Thursday the eighteenth or September the
premiere of m the Musical. You'll go into that, aren't you.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
Actually I'm going this Saturday because I have something on
on the eighteenth.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
They've got a special show for you. So the rest
of Australia goes on Thursday. I was on my invite,
says the The Australian Red Carpet premiere of MJ the
musical Patsy. They've got a special performance just pats sat
in the middle of the theater. Her majesty, Her majesty
is here.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
It's more like a dress rehearsal than I'm going to
but I'm really really looking forward to it.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
Apparently it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh, you'll be getting a you'll be getting a phone
call today from my wife? Why because yesterday? Right? She goes, Oh,
when is that?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
This?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
This this month? This is yeahs Thursday, and she was like,
can I see the invite? I shawd the invite and
it says dress and then in capitals glamorous. Now this
is to me, it's not even worth looking at twice Okay, However,
to my wife she's like, oh my god, what does
that even mean. We don't need to get into Father's Day.
I kept saying, anyone, any drawa yesterday. I'm sorry. When

(05:25):
you share your life with three women, there's always drama.
And they are all three of them students now as well,
and so there was drama, I'm afraid to say, on
Father's Day. Whenever someone kept bubbling up and goes Father's Day,
they would just stare at me.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Till one day that you should be just one day glamorous.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
What does this mean?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
And I don't know. Then I went Corpats because you
do know this stuff. And then but you look super.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Glam Oh that's nice. If you design, I know you
always do, so you'll have it.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
You have an amazing dress with hair and mako all
beyond point glamorous.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Typically sequence would be good, but you know what, a
good little black dress would be nice as well.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
But what about my wife? Early banter there? Sorry, so sequence,
I don't believe that's glamorous means that here in London.
Saying I'm saying is what is the default dress code here?
Tracky Dacks I said, basically anything up from that, Sarah.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
If you're not enough boots, that's glamorous.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Jeanes.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
You've got a pair a nice, really nice pair of jeans.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Nice jean to a glamorous niche.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
No, it's just joking.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, when they had the premiere of the Tarantino movie
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, right and the invite
it was like the premiere of Tarantino's Once Upon a
Time in Hollywood, and it was the Astor Theater, which
is beautiful theater right, and it was like, come dressed
in seventy chic Oh cool? So yeah. So my wife

(06:53):
and I were like, we didn't know any different, then
we will. So I went and brought a fake leather
jacket shirt, you know, like Saturay night fever over the jacket,
a huge, great, big silver chain over the shirt. Went
out for dinner beforehand. People were like, the demon looked
twice went to this dress in seventy sheep. We were

(07:14):
the only ones. Oh and there were hundreds of people that.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
I told you, no one was going to do that.
No one, No one in Australia, no one.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
And the saddest thing is no batter at my sort
of seventies pimp deep. Don't they think this is probably
what we were dressed like at the weekend? Mister DJ.
My wife was so glamorous. Don't mean whine about secrets,
Gor Pats.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's how was your husband's father's day? Did he love
the camping chair?

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Oh my goodness, he's in love with his wanderer grand
lounger so much so that it is dead set in
the middle of the living room.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
First of all, what's it.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
What's it called the Wanderer Grand Lounger.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I love it. It's aspirational. It's a chair, it's a vibe.
It's a small than a chair.

Speaker 8 (08:10):
It's a lifestyle. It's got a side little side table,
and a spot for his drink. It's got a head.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Rest, snacks, a small plate.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
On the in his element. He was on it yesterday
morning and all day. In fact, when we got back
from lunch and watch this most ridiculous movie that, you know,
I just let him have the day yesterday.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
I wasn't gonna argue over.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Who got rights to the streaming services yesterday.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
Popeye the Slayer.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Match sounds incredible. Even paid miss missed that one.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Popeye the Slayer some.

Speaker 8 (08:42):
New horror on Prime.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
It's like a horror movie about like pop up pop Pye,
Popeye with the muscles and Spinach.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Saw those roids he was on back in the day.
We should have seen the signs. He's gone mad Popeye slang.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I think he's the bad guy.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Rotten tomato.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Wow, Chris paid for that, paid for There's no Drama's day.
You know, it's Father's Day. So he loved it. He
loved the chair. Yes, great gift, yes.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
And delivered in his coffee and whatever his needs were,
snacks and he was in his element. And the chair
is still as I left for it this morning, dead
set in the middle of the mat TV.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
It looks like an outdoor chair though to me, Patsy,
it is an outdoor chair.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
It is absolutely it's not meant for indoor use, but anyway,
that's what you get with the love God. So we
did get him a jacket as well, and I bought
it online, looks like it and actually didn't open it,
so it came in the shop's packaging and the second
that he opened it, the whole room fell silent.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
One of those Alex, have you seen it? It's I have.
It's like, come Steve Owen.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
It's generous, a.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Zoo keeper, vibes like he's come to do a talk
at the school about animal handing, and he's brought some
mama's and some of the pets with him.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Instant fredible is to how would you call it? Poo
baby poops?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
The third of you two? I love to.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yeah, Magic's a look in his eyes where he's like,
I know this.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Came not to wear it?

Speaker 7 (10:30):
So he got it out and I knew exactly what
he was thinking, and all I could say was just anaudible.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Oh, I'm sorry, but you.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Got what you ordered. There's no confusion online. I know
it is. It's a Steve when sort of safari.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Well he put it on and it looked more like.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
What time is? What time is? The elephant handing chat
zoo keeper?

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Did he do the old? Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
This is? This is? He shouldn't even know what I
normally wear. Nice to mix it up, you know, and
glamorous where.

Speaker 9 (11:04):
There's two down the red carpets. Christian just coming up
from twenty to seven Gold one oh four point three
Christian o'connells show.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Did you see the moon last night? Please tell me
you saw it?

Speaker 4 (11:18):
I did.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I did this morning. It's like some kind of eclipse
yet a little slither beautiful blood moon, very rare.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Night though powerful, crazy crazy bright night.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
Couldn't sleep properly last night.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, it was a strange atmosphere. The weather was squarely yes,
Wizard of was in the morning, then clearing afternoon something,
then bizarrely mild.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, really like.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
When you're in a tropical country or something before there's
a major thunderstorm. And the atmosphere heavy with irons.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Okay, a lot of irons fell.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
There was ion netic like crackling static static. If I
was an evil baddie, I'm not. If I was, i'd
be harnessing this right now. And it's strange laboratory. But again,
just for the record, I'm not so relaxed everybody. I
was at the servo station the other day filling out
with fuel. And by the way, why can't that be

(12:15):
easy getting out of the car with that clanky opening
it back? Everybody years? No, exactly, why can't you get
with the vacuum where you press the button and just
retracts its ownly that come on, that scientist do that? Anyway,
as I was going into pay, there was a guy
leaving who'd ordered a Mars bar and I don't mean

(12:35):
the fun size, a proper on a fist full of
Mars and he is trady and he was chomping it down,
crack crack, three bites gone.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Wow, it's like legend.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's like, wow, it's too much for me. One of
those big ones.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Yeah, those days along behind me as a teenager. Sure,
crazy young kid, but yes, no way you can be
doing that.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
In the eighties in the UK, Mars Bars had a
big national TV campaign. The slogan was a mars bar
a day keeps the doctor away. So I was thought, alrighty,
I'm not stupid. I'll have these to keep that doctor away.
And my parents double down, and my mum is a nurse,

(13:18):
she should have met her.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Why would the mask corporation.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
You would never get away with that. Now, a mars
Bar day keeps the doctor away. I was like, thank you,
mars par a first defense against illness and viruses.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
I remember that, though, I remember the ad a Mars Day,
and I forget the other people.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
No, no, it was work, rest and play, work, question
and play. Yeah, we've got some of the old adverts
here and here's the Mars Bar one have listened to this.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Mars is no.

Speaker 10 (13:52):
Ten still only forty cents recommended retail price, more beyond
money banger.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Share.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
However, I'm more of a Milky Way guy. Really, Yeah,
I love that lighter, softer, more digestible.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yes, it's more digestible.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
I think as you age, I'm finding myself moving into
the Milky Way territory more.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
It's not as sweet, it's not too sweet, it's softer.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, yeah, and a beautiful appetizer served on the plate
to impress the neighbors.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
No, I think it's the insipid chocolate bar.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I find the mass bar too thick, dense. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
keep going with the caramel chopping and coat stick.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
What can you do with a milky bar, Mars bar.
You can make Mars bar slice true deconstructed. I used
to do at.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
School Jones and ice cream. Yes, actually mars bar ice
cream is really nice, but in the microwave, so it's
all like as ice cream soupy owey. Yeah. No, milky bars.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
Just like in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
It's perfect, and I mean digesting it for a year.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
A tiny Yeah, I've got more room for leafy greens exactly.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah. I took my eighteen year ol. We went and
had dinner last night, right, just me and her, and
we were ordering food and we had the menus about
with mumas here she insist that we ordered some greens
Father's Day. About any of that stuff. I saw the
waitress looking at me like judge, went, I'm joking, of course,

(15:55):
would have. I was just a lesson. I was testing her.
We'll have side those greens anyway. We eat all the food.
The greens haven't been touched. And then I have to
do this performance, so it's responsible to and they go,
can I have those to go? She goes, you want
me to box these? They're in the fridget work. You
know what I've never touching. I'm going to lead him

(16:16):
in there. My food is always getting stolen. It's an
experiment this week. See if anyone tucks into those leafy greens.
So you two males bark fans milky way.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
I have, but it's just small, it's too much nothing, Alex.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
I wouldn't expect That's what it is. Yeah, it is
thinking men's.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
You're right, it's it's the air of nobility, about nobility
for everybody. Really, it's not we need foot soldiers real
they're with their chunky, thick now gart based. There's more
bite the glass of water.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
You guys ever had a deep fried mars bar? That
is amazing so good Scotland it's in fish and chip
shots patters right, all of them widely available. You've been
to Scotland, have you seen the state of Scottish people?
Trainspotting was about some of the healthier ones Christian. Have

(17:23):
they have perhats and Alex had a deep fried mars bar.
You can get them in some fish and chip shops
here and some Martin Christian. The Milky Bar kid, yes,
give me the little Milky Bar was in my class
for Close Boys High in Sydney. His name is Grant.

(17:44):
He's done a couple of other ads. That's from Shane
in Sydney that we have to do it to the
after seven weeks claim to fame. I mean, I don't
think we're going to get anything bigger Shane who went
to school and was in the same class as the
Milky bar keys. Isn't it like the two rag of yes,

(18:04):
ye yes.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
You'd have to be in his forties now, wouldn't He was.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
That the milk eas the Milky Bar nineteen sixty So yeah,
I mean even older old.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm kidding we should get him.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
On the Milky Bar.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Kid's got a kid of his own.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Maybe grank ye milky grankage. This comes to Brian Christian.
The Milky Way is for toddlers. Miles Brass are for
grown ups.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Oh that hurt.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
That's huge milky barket in the class that Close Boys High.
I love it. Shane and Sidney, thank you very much
for that. And yet after seven o'clock, like Shane and Sidney,
have you got a week claim to faign? In fact,
there's no weak claim to fines. That's a huge one,
that is strong, that is powerful. All right, it's uh.

(18:52):
We do this on a Monday morning. I give you,
I give the team the words. They have to sing
me a song instantly with this word in the title.
Are you all ready to play? Highway? Hell? Wow? Harmonies

(19:13):
gold gold?

Speaker 8 (19:15):
Are you believing.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Much interested in playing? This is how little we all
know about the next line and song.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
You're indestructible.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
You're right. I know about the instructal because it's an
unusual word in the song, isn't it. You don't get
a lot of You've got you all right, spirits, we're

(19:48):
the lots.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Let's say, why are you doing.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
It like a song? Redneck? I love? Who's his new characters?

Speaker 8 (19:58):
Spirit is the word spirit?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Spirit?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Spirit? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
But I don't think you're right. I don't think no, no,
don't spirit in the sky. Norman Queen Bell Wild Wild
Horses could not Drag me Away tune Sundays Stone, Rolling Stone.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
They did a version, but there wasn't there a version
in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Before that? Yeah, she said great, not the melody Pats
was she doing the things?

Speaker 8 (20:43):
Was a version in the eighties. I'm trying to think
who sung it?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Hang on it's.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yes, yes, Gino Vanelli.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Sounds like an ice cream shopping Coburn meters from this
cinema Genoan a great star. Sobe Sunday broken.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Oh broo can when I'm time? Remember it was Amy
Lee and see the.

Speaker 11 (21:17):
See the.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
And there's also who did I'm Walking on Broken Glass?
And it's rhythmics as well, yes, oh hey, that's also
an chains oh yes, an Now it's fast. Sometimes. I

(21:43):
love the fact that the producers here worked very hard,
but what they call is their retro producers. Do you
remember ten minutes ago when I was sabot Anie LAK's
walking Broken Glass? And we've now moved on, I've got
that flashback to two minutes ago? Anyone remember ride song
show minus two? This is a brilliant song that was

(22:03):
two questions ago, but this is the one we're doing now.
There we go.

Speaker 8 (22:08):
So that was massive for her that album.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Which one do you want me to play next? Big
Monday song? Oh we're going Anny, Yeah, okay, three more
Flame and Australian. If you don't get this, yes, it's

(22:38):
a drunken carry round the campfire's bag. All right, I'm
going to play Walking on broken Glass. Then this. I
love this song. You know I said early about the producers.

(22:58):
They put wild on here, which we just did. Good
to go again though, I say wild anyone? Oh to
be wore milky bar kets here, milky bars are on him.
Glory Oh, yep, that's the word.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I can think of songs, story Oasis, Blaze of Glory, Yeah,
what's how does that song go? Blazer glory not down
in a blazer glory? Yeah, and uh there we go.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I love this.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
That John he can some his best stuff to himself. Richie,
somebody over this one. Hands off young Guns remember.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
That fil Yes?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, sound this the Boss.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
That's Monday banger. Glory Days yeah with Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, the band was called Glory Days. Okay, he's up
at that bar fa. Yeah, it's the Moon and the
and they. She was at the buffet yesterday. You know
we always have that after after Martham is pretty big,
isn't it? After a buffet.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
I was designated driver.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
What was coming up next?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Christian O'Connell show on Podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Two twenty minutes ago, we were a raging debates was
on the show Mars Bar versus Milky Ways. If you
weren't set that along tomorrow, you're not a miss stuff
like this, okay? And anyway, we got a text from Shane,
who listens to the show in Sydney, said, Christian, the
Milky Bar kid was in my class at for Close

(24:45):
Boys High in Sydney Grant and these are they? You
remember these adverts.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Milky Bars, Romney.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Iconic the shoot. But that is some claim to fame,
so it's any excuse to bring back this.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
All business like show business.

Speaker 11 (25:11):
My husband supposedly chatted up Bria Kerry in an airport.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I worked at a.

Speaker 10 (25:16):
Nightclub in Whistler, British Columbia, Canada with Justin Trudeau.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
My best friends mum is dating Buddy Franklin's uncle.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Christian, you remember we haven't done this in too long,
Shame on us. There's stories we've heard incredible. Who was
the guy? Was it last? A listener called Last who
gave his shoes to Who was it with Russell Crow?
I think it was Russell gave his shoes. You have
to fight the Russell Crowe said, nice boots, mate, and

(25:47):
he said do you want them? And he gave us
to Russell Crow. When we used to do this, we
used to do every week. Some of the calls we
like fever trees. There's so many amazing ones. Is Clint
Eastwood fighting in a lift? Yes, this is why it
needs We brought back the moment one of you tugs
on a thread that says Christian the milky bar kid

(26:08):
was in the same class as me at school. That's it.
The floodgates need to be opened once more. So we
called us the weakest claim to fame because no, no
claim to fame is ever too weak for this. So
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Now?

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I also have an advertising themed one.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Back in the earth maybe mid two thousands.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Everyone in Australia would be familiar with the No Gary
No ad, and that was a Nicorette ad. There was
an office worker who would come out of his office
for his Smoco break, would go to reach for a cigarette.
Then a huge swarm of cheerleaders men dressed in cheerleader
outfits hilarious would chant.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
No Gary No, No Gary No.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
But you still remember it to this days on it works.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Drugion culture is mostly ads like they're the most like
what we like bonds us together, great ads, and so
this one really left its mark. And my friend's mum's
colleague was one of the cheerleaders in the no Gary
No that issue. Wow, I know I've never met him,
but god I will need to.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
You know him by mythic status. Yes, exactly this. We
are already rocking this show. One of our listeners went
to the same schools the Milky Bar kid and you
what's about three connections.

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five twenty two, give us a cool now, I for
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The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Christian as Paths would say, fun fact, a milky bar
is a Mars bar without the caramel.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
What what?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Slow down?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Slow down? Everything's moving very quickly of a sudden, A
world's a colliding and spinning. Is that right?

Speaker 6 (28:16):
I have a friend that works at Mars. I can
call him in the ad break and get the inside.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I need to know, whistleblower. This is huge right now,
weakest claim to fame. This used to be a weekly thing.
I seem to remember as well as someone buying a
lamp from Ian Smith. It was the actually plaid Harold Bishop.
May see how I can recall that the other day
of my wife was took by her birthday in November.

(28:42):
We've been married twenty seven years, and I was like nine.
She goes, tell me you're working around And I actually
never never been more scared of my life because actually
looking at my untiny demise in the eyes, and I
went it was like Russian roulette. Spin it again, Spin
that tumbler again. I knew you're working around.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
But.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
But I remember that call Ian Smith. Some brought lamb
from in Smith. I can tell you that where I
was the time and day, the time of the show.
I know that vividly. Why is that burnt in twenty
seven birthdays with that lady? None of that has retained.
What if you brought lamb from Harold Bishop? Oh my god,
get out of the way. There's birthday and other significant data.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Wasn't there always also someone that went to do drapes
for the man who played Harold as well?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yes there was a space you right, Pats who were
a couple of weeks. There were always stories about Ian Smith.
I look some brought car as well from Adam's on
the line now, Adam, welcome to the show. Yeah, good hope,
a lovely weekend. So we're taking stories your weakest claim

(30:01):
to fame? What is your claim to fame? What's yours? Adam?

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Ah?

Speaker 12 (30:05):
Mindy that I'm always in a video with Chris God
celebrating him keeping the winning goal in the twenty third
Elimination final in the post it every year for his birthday.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Wow, how were we celebrating on the field or nah?

Speaker 12 (30:21):
So I'm not going I mean the Richard Cheese squad
more or less. And then it just pays to Chris
Jaba celebrating in the back. You see me like yelling
towards my best mate he goes to Richard, can you
giving us stick all go?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
That is a great one. Thank you very much, Adam,
have a lovely week Thanks you calling the show.

Speaker 11 (30:39):
Thanks mate?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
What phone was he calling from? The old knocky? He's
just been playing snake. I've got a one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
My son Max goes to Kindy with Kangaroo's star Luke
Davies Uniax.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Wow. Yeah, we thought we had a direct line. We
got blocked out. Do you think son?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
No, not Sun Alex has got the mark of this now. Yeah,
all right here we got here page.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Good morning page, Good morning Christian.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, I'm good to have your a lovely weekend? Page?
What's your claim to fame?

Speaker 13 (31:23):
So my dad taught Grant Dania how to play the guitar?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Wow, this is why we got up this morning. I
didn't know this. No, I didn't hang on a minute.
He's not got He's not forming a band, is he?

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Poor Troop or threat the other ones?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Weather?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Wow? So when is this recently or no?

Speaker 13 (31:45):
This was a few years ago to My pop owned
a music store and I'm pretty sure the story is
that Grant dan You went in there and my dad
used to work there and somehow he ended up teaching
him how to play guitar. So and then he became famous.
Not for his guitars gilds obviously, but yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Incredible stuff, Paige. I love this. It's brilliant. Thanks going to.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Mate the Christian O'Connell show by.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Rand You miss her lyrics right now? What is your
claim to fame? Some of these is huge. I think
we're going to have to actually upgrade it to explosion
sound effects when I drop these, it's bigger than a
mic drop. Christian. I once lived around the corner from
the house that John Farnham had singing lessons in Christian

(32:35):
I was wanting an elevator with Matt Preston. Oh no,
not that one Christian claim to fame and also relevant
to today's show. This is huge. Let me just wait
for the song to end. I I need the floor.
Excuse me sisting on? Thank you, Christian. My mum Julie
ate the first Mars bar made in Australia. She worked

(32:59):
at the Mars Bar factory in Ballarat. There's a photo
of her in reception eating the first Miles bar off
the production line.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Kira.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, the biggest woman done. Oh Yeah, that's the lamp
from Ian Smith of two twenty five.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
I wonder how she like, did she work there?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Is that why she she said that she worked there? Yeah?
I did it. Yeah, tune in between you any any
any moment between six to nine to jump into a.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Floe that thought.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Alex just said, did they put their names.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
In a hat?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I reckon they did? And that's like one of those
big internal things, isn't it. Yes, Yeah, to be the
very You weren't here in the early days of the
show Rio, but I remember once and when I just
thought everything about Australian radio is nuts, they said to me, Hey,
this'd be a really nice way for you to meet
everybody works at the radio station. There's a big new
fridge opening and everyone's really excited about it. Would you

(33:59):
like to open it at eleven am today? Because I
didn't want to look like a standoffish palm, I was like, yeah, okay.
There was a crowd of about ninety people there while
I they said you maybe want to say a few words,
I was like, show me the fridge they were really
excited about. I was like, what have I done?

Speaker 10 (34:19):
Here?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Are we here?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
The people at this radio station has about fridge. We
used to have like Paul McCartney coming into me the
old radio station in London. Christian, I wance a Paul
Young's Mars bar.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Wow, where are these?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Christian Wes claimed to find great to hear it? Back
when I was three, my next door neighbors gave me
a birthday card from Dermott Brereton. Christian, I still have it.
I'm forty one. Ah, yeah, you could keep that, wish
you would. Christian. My stepsister's husband's car was used as
Paul Robinson's car Stephen Dennis in neighbors Christian. Tina Arena's

(35:00):
big sister, Nancy was in my graphic design certificate course
at Preston Taithe Nancy Arena. Nancy was very very proud
of her little sister. That is great, rightly, so you
would be very very proud.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Christian, I own a copy of you two's Record Boy,
previously owned by former Fremantle Dockers coach Jared Neisham.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Wow, rob, how how is that in your possession?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
With priceless? On Antiqu's road show, they go, We'll get
out of here with this. Christian, I went to school
with the older sister of Mary Ann Henshaw. Come on, guys,
who was Mary Henshaw's Amy in Banana's in pajamas?

Speaker 4 (35:51):
How quickly we forget? She was in the year below us?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
And I went to school with the older sister of
Mary An Henshaw, who was Amy and bananas in pajamas
Christian many men moons ago when I was sixteen, My
week clean to fame was I helped Delvine Delaney been
the Paul Hogan Show, you choose a Christmas present for
her nephew in case you know, we ended up picking

(36:21):
a Luke Skywalker doll. I was so starstruck a bet
he said, great, thank you so much. Letir Let's take
some calls now, Vicky, come on and Vicky, welcome to
the show.

Speaker 14 (36:32):
Good morning, mind another Stephan Dennis run.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Good's good good. I was wondering when they were going
to start coming back.

Speaker 14 (36:40):
Yeah, okay, so forty odd years ago. My dad was
used Granta teacher and at the time when dur Kat
was having kittens and Stephan, oh, yeah, like one of
the kittens came to their house and chose a kitty.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Wow, this is shoe. Stephen Dennis brought one of your kittens.

Speaker 14 (36:55):
And it was before he was famous. It was semi famous.
I think he'd done it or something.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, it was Traine famous exactly, Vicky. I love it.
Thank you very much. You called him. May have a
good week, you do, Hey Rebecca, good morning, Hey Rebecca.
What's your week? Claim to fame for us? Mate?

Speaker 13 (37:14):
My uncle baptized now I in Brooklia.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Oh wow, oh wow, that is huge massives. These are
just huge every about her time. Fonds good Rebecca, great one,

(37:40):
Thank you very much for sharing.

Speaker 11 (37:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Can we carry on whether he says find out? Sue? Hello,
Hello this Sue. So what's your weekless came to fame
for us?

Speaker 5 (37:52):
I've cooked for the queen?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Oh wow, now we're talking. You cook for the queen?
How did you get to earn that privilege?

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Okay? In the nineteen ninety tom Rough Games in New Zealand,
I was one of the cooks and disorder came through
and she ordered a solid and medium rere steak.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
What it came through? You know, when they're getting those
dockets off, there's someone with the last crown out the
front says she's a queen. But I was like, okay, yeah,
we got quite a few of those around here anyway,
And let me just check. Yes, she wants some medium
as if she just shot it with her gun. So

(38:33):
you cook for the queen?

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Yes, yes, So she did the opening of the games
and the restaurant where everybody sits to you know, they
just come and help themselves and all that, and she
was all closed just for her.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Did she leave the tap or anything like that? Maybe
a diamond from a tiara.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
But I've got something else funny, is that because we
were the cooks there, we all got a bronze medal,
which is exactly the same as what the athletes get.
We just didn't have a hole. And back then I
was a kirby person and I needed to tell people
that I wanted to join the hurdles.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
You've got an you've got an actual bronze medal.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Yes, it's got the ectly the same as what the links.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
I mean, if you're an athlete, you're training a long
time to get childhood just handing him out to.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
The great listen cooking a steak. Well you're an atha
you're at that's the saying. In fact, mate Roum on
the podium, we've got short of a chef here as
well in second places to getting your silver the pastry
chef as well, Fiddley job that gold. Hey, so this
is this is this is brilliant. You've got two great
ones there soon. Thank you so much for calling up.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Sue, thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Have we got any more or have we peat?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Coming up in ten minutes time. But in the car Lyle,
I just like to break up artist's name like this
in the last the show sticka toe. It's cool. I know,
it's just like a wrapper would. Rebecca just emailed me
this one. This is amazing about Mother Teresa. That's up
there with Stephen Dennis Yea. Our grandfather was a tattooist

(40:25):
and artist. Tattooed Mother Teresa. No, no, no, I didn't
know that she had a tattoo of Jesus high fiving
God underneath Father's Day and then four and ev is
that lovely rotten her back? So when she flexed herdlts
of her famous del yeah, she was ripped in really

(40:48):
strong delts, empties delts. It is the workout I do.
Our grandfather was a tatoist and an artists painted Mother
Teresa's portrait in the eighties when mother Teresa came to Australia,
they presented the portrait to her. She took it back home.
That'd be nice by the mantlepieces, what she would have said,
And she sent my grandfather a letter thanking him, which

(41:08):
my uncle still has to this day. Rebecca, amazing story.
Thank you very much. Christian. My name is Michelle. My
brother Scotland's in London. He's a landscaper. He was this
is able. He's fixing a fence for a week or
two and a dog he's dragging out on he you
rip off? London is like that, Australian. It's going to

(41:31):
take at least a week or two to mend a
fence in an hour? Can't you put it into new
posts some paneling. He's a landscape he was fixing a
fence and a dog would always come to the back
fence and greet him. The owner Simon Lebon, Oh wow, Giranne, Jiranne,
that's amazing, probably said, how long is he going to

(41:52):
take you to do this fence? Dragging the ass out
of this Christian. When I was pregnant with my first boy,
my Auntie worked for Clinique in Melbourne, with Kylie Minogue's Auntie.
She made a baby blanket for me. Great Christian Week
is going to fame. As a baby, I was held
by hockey Great Wayne Gretzky. What Yes, Christian used to

(42:18):
work at the airport with Eric Banner's mother. I love
this one, Christian James heard and I shop at the
same fruit shop. There is a very real chance we
have shared bananas from the same bunch, you guys. Is
it too late to update the sports news Alex Wow,

(42:42):
All right, let's just start out squeezeing two calls here, Leanne,
Thank you very much for waiting. Leanne, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 11 (42:47):
Good morning. I love your show, guys. You back in
the day I helped printers Diana's shop in Harold's for
William and Harry in the toy department.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
This is that genuinely really big one.

Speaker 11 (43:03):
It gets bigger. Back in the day, I worked in
Harrods in London with my boyfriend now husband, and I
was in the customer complaints department and there was a
big kerfuffle on the third floor, which was where the
toys were. And I thought of somebody's complained or fallen
or something. I must go and help them floor on

(43:27):
the third floor, and it was Princess Diana and I
stood next door to her, and she bought a big
tavy bear for Harry and a train set for William.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I would have buddy loved that.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Title of today's show. Kuffle on the third floor on
the third floor.

Speaker 11 (43:44):
And it gets better because my dad's fourth cousin to
her father, Johnny Spencer.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Oh, but I was so.

Speaker 11 (43:56):
Nervous and so fast struck I couldn't say.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Oh, related to you, Yes, put me out.

Speaker 11 (44:09):
Yeah, So that's my pa.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
It's a great one as well, Leanne. Thank you very
much for sharing. Thank you so much tomorrow. One word
kerfuffle stories. Wherever there's been a kerfuffle, I want you
to tell me that story about on the third floor
is when some is not serious, but there's a brew haha,
and I think there's a ladder of escalation here. Melee

(44:34):
starts with a melee, then it goes to brew haha,
and then suddenly it's kafuffle on third floor. All starf
on third floor. Dinah's back in again, causing a kafuffle.
We never worked out what the customer complaint was or
what a distract bidazzle by there, all right, who's some
sport coming up next?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
You're looking for a recent join us tomorrow. It's a
take part as I try and plot a definitive scale
of escalation? Where do we plot on the ladder of escalation?
Bub melie brew haha, kerfuffle. These are all just types
of disturbance. In escalation, it stants out as a mild disturbance.

(45:19):
And then what about pandemonium? Good news idea a lot
from Patsy on Black Friday, Pandemonium yesterday?

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Admire hentimonium pretty high on the scale of excellent.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Brew haha, wouldn't make it into the news.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
It's pretty local.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
What about ruckus or rucus?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Maybe ruckus today after a Grand Final game ended in
a clash rumpus. How would you define rumpus? Because yeah,
I've never in around the world seen the rumpers from
until I came here. But it's a room for children. Yeah,
it's quite table adults going up to a rumpus. It's
like a padded sel for kids. You got going around

(45:58):
at your Let me all right, time for this week's
brand new miss Her lyrics. It's just another Miss day,
Christian O'Connell's miss herd lyrics. Every Monday, we play back
your mishard lyrics. If we play them back and we
agree what you think of miss hearing. If we don't

(46:19):
hear it, you'll hear and for the great ones, sistance
Hall of two great ones. Last week from you, Tania
had Papa don't preach Madonna and Papa don breach. Mark
Palmer had beautiful people Australian crawl. They've got a rubber
politician in their travel bag. All right, listen up, Brandy Ones,

(46:45):
Alana Matheson, Blaze of Glory, Chom bon Jovi got an
old coat for a pillow, gone old good for Bill?
Or is it he's got old goats for a pillow.

Speaker 11 (46:59):
Goner old good?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, old old goats a pillow.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
I love that tis Hall of.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
The image of a quite unhappy old goat to suddenly
being pulled down by John bon Jovie sleeping wrath after
a wild weekend. It's incredible, Damien and Adelaie, thank you
very much this escapade. Janet Jackson the original line Minneapolis
or is it learn the alphabet? Oh wow, she's angry, Hey,

(47:33):
come on. Literacy rates in Australia. Not great, so bizarre, Denise,
I touched myself to Vinyls. When I think about you,
I touch myself. That we play this, I get complaints.
It's always the same woman, and I go I get it.
I absolutely get it. Or maybe a different way to

(47:57):
understand it. Now, maybe we've all been mishearing it and
it's actually, when I think about you, I touch Marcel
Lucky Masel. That's one hundred percent correct. Was it Marcel
one of the fellas on the Guess Who game?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Yes, definitely Marcel's.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Is that Marcel? I touched Marcel? Oh, come on in
in Hall of favor, Denise, Great, I'm giving about that
lady who's been complaining for seven years about that song going. Actually,
you're wrong, it's Marcel. He's been touched. I'm not touching myself.
It's Marcel. I'm touching. Wait does that make it better

(48:39):
or worse?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Now?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
That's a great one. Chloe and Carra. We've got a
double acts here. I try, Macy Gray, I try. Must
have given us already thirty at least, Miss Lewis. It's
full of them. My world crumbles when you are not
here or shout out to the great cargoes. I wore

(49:04):
cargoes when you are not. I just love cargoes. Wow.
I was going back through some old photos of me
and the girls yesterday on Father's Day and they were like, what,
whoa what are you wearing here? It's a mid two thousand.
They go, these are cargo cargo jeans, cargo pants, those
huge pockets. Yes, great, that one by the knee, below

(49:26):
the knee. Yeah, oh it's so good. That have essential things. Yeah,
maybe some trail mix the system stretching on the obliques,
get my knee pockets. They were like, what the hell
are you wearing? You can't run anywhere. Also that they
were like the cargo pants. And then you also had

(49:46):
these shorts, cargo shorts, cargo shorts, bring them back.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
I've never seen you in a pair of shorts. I
noticed this the other day.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's an Englishman, you know. We never liked to get
our legs out. You'll see my sock supenders Gary Allen's
got stitches by Sean Mendes, Shaken falling on my knees
or a chicken farted onto my knees. That is only

(50:17):
that is only that life. It was never not a
chicken farted not on my knees, acording to mister Mendez,
but onto my knees. He wants to get the grammar
right in this. The chicken farted onto my knees, not
on my names is onto till Hall of famous today

(50:38):
really great Marcel and a chicken farting onto Sean Mendez's knees.
That's a kerfuffle, a paltry kerfuffle.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
It is.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Email me your miss lyrics, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
com dot AU.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Thank you, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Christian.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
One to bang for next week, Miss her lyrics. Beastie
Boys five for you at a party? Pretty sure? Ad
Rock says chicken instead of kick it brackets. I may
be wrong. I want you to be right, Christian. My
claim to fame. My eighty star pushbike was locked to
a pole near Allas. There was an announcement over the
PA for the bike. Two moved as neighbors were filming

(51:23):
an episode outside. Stephen Dennis walked past my bike and
was put into the episode. I didn't realize it was
my bike, and so I happened to be watching TV.
I was fifteen at the time, so excited to see
my bike on TV tomorrow Part two, Accidental fame a
famous that's too niche even for me. But that that's great. Rio,

(51:49):
you have some amazing news for us.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yes, we bought a house.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Oh my god, welcome to the mortgage.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
World, the bank boarder. I'm renting it for the next
thirty years.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
It is a gorgeous place you've got. It's so nice.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yeah, it's very very cute, very charming.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
You've got a five place.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
We've got a fireplace, piece, fish pond fixed pine. Yes,
you're very excited about that.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Are there fish in there?

Speaker 4 (52:16):
There are currently happened?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Do they take the fish with them or all permanent
our fishing permanent fixture.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
The fish pond is yes, the go with yeah, what
happens then yes, yes, yeah, I'll get that lawyer onto this.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
It's the main reason you've got it because you're both
Coy lovers.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
We are, we're Koy heads, the Koy community, so spin massive.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, it is such a nice place, thanks Matte. Yeah,
by the way, if you're a painter and decorator, to
real favor, because there's a riot of colors going on
there was having it and I'm not an interior designer. Okay,
but it was orange in one room a green ceiling.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
This is the first thing he said, no subtle, So
are you going to keep those that paink.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
I was the same after I said, congratulates this morning.
Are you going to get some painters in in the face.
It's a right of colors?

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Yes, the very eclectic color in the house in the morning.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, it's yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
That is the first thing you ever rid bohemian look, yes, yeah, yeah,
it's well, we certainly do not have enough money to
paint for a while, so we better get our eyes
used to that.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
It's not cheap and painters in. No, it looks that
you can No, no, you got his backbreaking work. They
make a mess of it, the frames and all those
bits window frames.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
It's no, I'm not neither of us are people that
have that sort of skill set, but it is it
really hits the eye, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
So I know on Friday we were talking about you
called them the tire kickers, but your mum and dad
were coming over. The leaves have flown into town from
Sydney to trying to help. Your dad was bringing their
head torch.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Yes, yes, he was getting up into the cross space
on Saturday. He was getting into the into the garage
and looking with his little head. We're like, what's that
noise banging around?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Child man? In the event, Bruce willis in the toy building.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
But I'm so glad they came because it was so
special to be able to like they live in Sydney.
I'm in Melbourne now, so we don't get a lot
of milestones together, so it was so nice. Like once,
I mean, it was a very stressful five hours while
we waited.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
It is stressed for buying a house, oh thet I mean,
everyone says don't get emotionally investors, but of course otherwise
it's so much money you get together that you have
to pay for the rest of your life. It is.
It's an emotional investment.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
We were so we couldn't have been more invested.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
We actually signed the contract, but then we have to
wait twenty four hours while they go looking for someone
else to gazump us. And it was just the last
five hours was so stressful because there was this other
family that had come in from the clouds and suddenly
were obsessed with the place.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
So we were so nervous for five hours waiting.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
It's terrible isn't it. But you start.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Yeah, oh my god. I mean these family had kids.
I hated them. I'm not fir on them at all.
They've done nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Two gay guys. You've got to go above those breeders
having caress your problem kid, I need that. Don't get
to attached to that those coy there.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
But it is the things we said about that family
own house auction.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I'm like, no, wife, look at those over there trying
to get my house.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
You feel so entitled to it, and you're just like,
we're creating all this horrible backstime. Probably a lovely young family.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Will we for sure? And imagine what you got. No, no,
I know they are not coy. Others they said they were,
but they don't know. That's not COI either. I've been
getting some four weeks. So when do you move in?

Speaker 4 (55:47):
We move in in late November, so yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Have Christmas together in your new home.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Yes, yeah, we'll be able to do Christmas there. We like,
it doesn't feel real at the moment. We've always lived
in a tiny one bedroom apartment in Richmond, so the
idea that we could actually be in a real person's
house is it doesn't process with it.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah, when you say language like real persons house. I'm
not your bank, but I wouldn't be giving you a
mortgage real person's house. You're grown up now, this has
grown up level ship. The games get high when you
get to mortgage bigger than being married. It's a mortgage.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
I feel friendly overwhelmed as well. Once the joy passes,
I'm like, oh.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
My, Also, here's what I'm going to see. You've always
had this carefree way about you. On the radio show.
You probably look at me sometimes like why is he
so tense? Now you'll get it soon. Your mortgage, why
that starts coming out your bank account, that carefree nature
will just have ten percent of Yeah, suddenly you were like,
I can't lose his shoes. Mortgage. Caverrey Rio is over

(56:48):
that moment you move in and start repaying that mortgage.
The carefree days are long gone, but it is. It's
so exciting. So your mom and dad, when you've got
the phone called to say you own the place. It's yours. Yeah,
your mom and dad were there.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Yeah, well they were in the city.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
We said you have to stay away from us because
we are an absolute mess at the moment.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
And then you're just so tense, aren't you you constantly?
Have you heard anything? Yeah, you heard anything?

Speaker 6 (57:06):
Yet we were the worst version of ourselves for that
five hours and then we just bolted into see mom
and dad get the champagne.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
So we've met them at a basket.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Okay, so you don't get the champagne. It's mom and
dad get the champagne. Money on the house, it's coom bags.
As a welcome president, I'll get you a goombag and
some coy food. Thank you. If someone please cal show
what does happen with the fish pond when you buy
a house. I've never seen it, you know where like

(57:34):
people are moving someone you don't see them, like taking
out goldfishing in it be like bags in the hall.
Please let me know.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Christian, we have the same scenario like Rio. We bought
a new house and had a fish pond. When we
move in, the fish were left behind. Now the proud owners.
My advice to Rio is to get rid of the pond.
It will have a filter and needs to be run
all the time. Your lecteracy bills will not be great.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Oh really, they just leave him in there?

Speaker 1 (58:04):
No, no, no, no, but that that waters get stagnant,
then it would attract on mozzies mozieh Yes, okay, maybe
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
I'm not that attached to the point. To be honest,
we could.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
What were you two with the fish? I feel so
sorry for them. They've probably got used to those owners.
Get them away on the show Who Wants a Koi?
It won't just be one lonely old coy there.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
They need a friend.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
I think they eat each other. They're not friends. Oh,
then I've got to be on. I'm making lock this up.
I know nothing about koi other than I'm pretty sure
I didn't know where I heard it. There's certain types
of fish and a pond will just eat each other.
It's ko Yeah, they attack each other. They're very territorial
and they're in a little confined pond. Was just quickly
live googling right now, do koi eat each other?

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Sorry, it's looked up. Coyotes?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Well do they? Maybe it's there. I got confused about them.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
They will eat the smaller fish and the bigger one.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
I guess it's like a snake's ladder situation, Like the
bigger one just keeps eating the smaller one.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Thrown stuff going on those ponds. All right, time wasted today,
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