FULL: Magical Virgins

Misheard Lyrics, Mother's Day, Kidney Stones and My Life In Pop Music

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Done anything dead.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Come on in, Patsy, Coome on in, Jack, Boss, Patsy,
how was your Mother's Day yesterday?

Speaker 4 (00:15):
They spore you.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh, it's quite funny.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Mother's Day with a teenager in the house kind of
takes a different turn. Jack, Can I say with Gordy,
make the most of the whole making things at creation,
you know, fumbling, making burnt toast and all those beautiful,
little imperfect things that make it so perfect, Because once
you have a teenager in the house, it's kind of like.

(00:40):
She only came out when she overheard Chris say Happy
Mother's Day, and she's obviously thought, oh, yeah, it's Mother's Day.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
She's been at camp for three days.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
You've been a camp, She's been at Gracie Abert. She's
had a massive weekend. But that's no excuse.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I bore her.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Excuse fate laughter.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Anyway, So it was quick Mother's Day and then back
to bed for her for the next She's come.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Up at a wookie hole like Pucks Atorney fell blinked
into the sunlight.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's not exactly what it's like. But I had a
beautiful day, Thank you. Very much.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
What did she get you as a gift?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh, I don't mean nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
No, you know what I said.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
No, I said to her, I don't like I don't
need I don't want physical anything wrapped up. I just
I just need to spend the day with her. No,
it's not like that at all.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
In the studio, you couldn't even act it out.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
It was, you know, real.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Can you pop your head in Pantcy's news with I
think that's where it's coming from, big old two ton
dump of beer. No, I should have known anything physical
or wrapped up. Well, I'm looking for metaphysical gifts.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Actually.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
The one thing I did say, though, I can have
a kiss and a cuddle at any point of.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
The day that I requests. There's no saying I'm busy, queen. Yes,
catch my affection.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
But I had a beautiful day. I had a beautiful day.
What about Biankor and Sarah?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Did they have a good day.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Gordy is going through that stage at the moment where
he brought home from daycare a cardboard love heart that
was to another bit of car.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Those are things you keep for years.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yes, he was so excited about it. He actually wanted
to hang it on his wall and said, but this
is you made this for mama And he said.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
No, no, get selfishness from the house. Looking around, what
the dog it Mustard's what I'm thinking here, And then
we went.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Bianca had talks about the perfume, so she loved she
already likes it.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
No, no, you did it.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
Honestly, she loved it. Thank you. Yesterday she was very
excited to sprints it yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Does it smell? What does it smell like? Is it
a really nice smell?

Speaker 6 (02:56):
She read out all the ingredients like couldn't It's like
wine tasting. It's just the power that I don't have
when it says it's you know, you should taste notes
of this, this and this. It was like notes of orange,
notes of a wood. Or it was smell nice. That's
all I can say about it. But she must have
been so happy. She she was really happy. And then

(03:18):
also we had Gordy had written her a card, like
drawn out a card. And we also went to the
bookshop while she went to a writer's talk and author's talk,
and while she was in there, we walked around the bookshop,
chose her a book and met her.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Did you get a card as well.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
No, I jumped on the back of Gordy's card.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Little Time PS Jack.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Well, really he was doing the PS because I did
the heavy lifting with writing out everything in his world.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
He's been here for just thirty six months Planet Earth.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
It was hard enough to get him to draw on
that card that I've put so much work in pretending.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
To be him.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
But you wait in the next couple of years, then
he really get into it. They get so excited about
and for Father's Day as well.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
This was the first time that he actually understood that
there was something special.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Guys. That was really nice. Yeah, great, I tell you
about my next Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
So both our daughters came home yesterday for Mother's Day.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
By the way, what a beautiful weather over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
We've been so lucky.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh my god, yesterday it was just the whole weekend
was just like a glorious weekend. I still come up
the head around the fact we are in winter, aren't we.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
We will be technically next month.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
So we're in an autumn, right, Yeah, but you could
have like shorts on over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I was shorts on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
And I was like, but this supposed to be cold
right now. It's actually a really nice It was beautiful
wallow of the weekend. So yesterday it was so nice.
I had booked for sort of for lunch, but it
was so nice when we woke up, my wife was like,
do you mind if we just stay in and you
cook and we just have a lunch at homes It
was so nice. We'll we got on the back deck
and I lit it fine, and it made it more
relaxed because it was just then. Then you also you
can chat and you're not why do we get been
pretty loud as well, and so we the girls came

(04:58):
back to us and so I could between lit a
fire outside or or something on a bat deck. I
dad made a Mother's Day special playlist. Bonus prizes if
you can try and guess some of the songs that
may or may not have been on this bang straight
in at first song.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
As soon as the girls turned up, we started.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Opening up presence. They could see me fumbling with the son.
I was going, I'm logged onto us. Just get the
Wi Fi into it, just hang on. They just make
small talk. There would go, there we go, there we go.
But the thing is, my wife doesn't like loud music,
so what happen?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
So this.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
She was like, can you just turn it down a bit?
And then then the volume was like this, I think
I'm making this playlist.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
We have got to Maroon five yet, you know, or hey,
Soul's sister by training or Mama Mia. They're not going
to hear any of this.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Nothing is this free falling? And then I'd made a
and please anyone still this. I'd made a quiz the
girls taking each other on ten questions, how well do
you know your mum Sarah Apps lived there? Because I'd
written questions why and you? Then she would have a
story about it, like my wife when she was eight,
and it's in the final we know the story a well.

(06:08):
She used to kiss our poster of Luke Skywalker good
night every single night. You don't have you a big
question post? And so it was it was questions where
the answer would get a story from my wife.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Even those stories that you read before. When it's like
Mother's Day, you're a bit more receptive. You're happy to
hear them again. So it's still about her favorite song,
favorite couple of them. She was like, I.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Said, you know, what's some of your mom's have it
TV show like the Girls who got it straight away
and said I She went, I know, I have a
favorite TV show.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
We said it's this. She went, oh, yeah, that is
my favorite TV show.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Said, your mamma is getting on a bit now where
a lot of this is actually reminding her of her
own love wisdom that's been lost as well.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
It's like, this is your life that they used to
do in trouble.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
So yeah, do it quits know your mama right.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Patsy, Yes see, we just remember the team.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
You remember that last week on the show when we
were talking about mother's and all you'd really wanted. You
didn't really care so much about the gift. It was
actually this that was really important to you.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
You know what I.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Really really would like if she just wrote me a
letter about anything, or even a short story anything.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I mean, look, you're chancing around with the new teenage
au a short story.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
You know, Stephen king In there isn't going to dust
off the old Olivetti typewriter and churn you out a
little novella.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
But you did. By the sounds of it, you dropped
the bar to just to cuddle in their.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Kiss yeah, well there was no writing, no letter, no letter,
no writing for all that I do.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Do you know what? I'm going to write you a letter?
Are you?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I actually feel sorry for Patchy because you're an incredible mom.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Sorry, I can't give you compassion.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'm going to be an email because I'm at working,
but I'm going to send you on. OK, I'll do
it on the team. We've got to get around Patsy there,
because I feel for you. I think there's something missing
from any mother's day, Yestery, because those little notes. Now,
it's like the girls turned up your say idols and
that's some really lovely gifts for for the mom. They're
really nice and obviously put a lot of effort into it.
And Ruby, i ara almost twenty one year old. She

(08:04):
got all these pajamas and.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
What is it about kids? Can me be so blunt?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
So I'm looking at all this is like, this is
a lovely scene. I'm taking phones and going everything it's great.
And then she when my wife opens up the pajamas,
he goes, oh my god, why do you give me?
But he's a beautiful Peter Alexander pajamas goes a.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Lot of stuff that you sort of have is quite dowdy.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
And I could see my wife looking at me, and
I'm like, I've got that Steve Craile stuff hanging the
end of my tongue at the hiding behind the carrier,
going really real, Dowdy, you got my emails?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Didn't you really yet? Anonymous? I think this is some dad.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
It's so blunt, and so what they wrote these they
can't stay got home. My wife would spend two or
three minutes crying reading these lovely nor notes. And they've
got they're still got their very different, unique handwriting as well.
And when your parent you track that handwriting. I see
their handwriting now. I remember when it wasn't like that,
then it got better, and so it's such a it's
like a fingerprint your kids handwriting cars you.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
My wife's kept all those cards like going about the years.
I do as well for father.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
I mean, Gordy's something made three for my wife. But
they start a lot of those.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
So anyway, that's why I feel I really feel for your.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Pat Seriously, guys, I'll be fine. I'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I heard I heard the serious word, yes word, and
then the worst word in world.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Fine.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Everyone get on their keyboards. Log into your Microsoft email account.
There's nothing more caring than that. Get around Patsy day.
Maybe we start pen pal thing with our listeners today.
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Speaker 2 (09:33):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Last week, I was talking about a new playlist that
I'm obsessed with at the moment, and before I go on,
I should apologize.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I should have said this last week.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's a real deep dive and a mammoth project to
take on on on the surface. When you heard me
say I'm building this playlist at the moment. My life
in pop music where you go through every year of
your life and you just have a quick google the
top forty pop hits of that year, and so you
go through each year time because you look through the
whole top forty think yeah, remember that song, Remember that song?
Then you want ones that actually at the time you

(10:05):
enjoyed listening to. It takes more time than you think.
A lot of you been trying it over the weekend.
No one has completed it yet because I still haven't.
It takes a long time. Christian One observations. I've started
doing my life in pop music before the nineteen nineties
we had artists like Elvis, the Beatles, Stones, the Eagles, Fleetwood,
Matt Abba, Billy Joel, each with multiple albums full of
standout hits. Since then, it's become even rarer. Post nineteen nineties,

(10:30):
we've had a few Michael Jackson and Donomurai, Kerrie Schneid Twain,
Katie Perry, but with fewer consistent, era defining hits After
twenty twenty almost nine, Yeah, there's one of you who
sent me hers who for twenty twenty two onwards is
just question marks, which you couldn't find any songs over
the last three years that resonated anyway.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Brendan has a theory, Christian.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I think there's a reason music is built on finite
note combinations, quavers and all.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
We're running out of fresh ones that haven't been used before.
Sure about that.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
So they're still writing novels that have got new ideas
use in the same word combination.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
In so many words, there's only twelve different notes.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I guess you're right, Christian. Maybe we've reached a time.
Don McLean sang about an American by the day the
Music died, I might call that the my playlist that
the day the music died, it's almost one hit Wonders
now Geronimo by Shepherd, for example.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
I don't think that's just yours.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's not on my playlist. And then but Allison sent
has Christian. I've done my list of songs from nineteen
sixty eight to two thousand and eight.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I thought it wouldn't take that long.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Over five hours I've been working on it, only to
get four decades. Going through all these charts brought back
so many memories. It is so much fun. So many
songs have passed to keep stopping to hear them again.
This is what's taking me age as well. You start
listening to them. As you can see, I love glamy.
There's nothing wrong with that, Christian. It is now Monday morning,
three thirty am. Oh wow, you'll be on the show
in a couple of hours time. My eyes are tired,

(11:59):
my feet are so my cat is upset with me
because I've pretty much ignored her all evening. My electric
blanket is calling me. Thanks for taking the time to
read through my list. With some additional comments, I hope
you enjoy it, Allison, there are so many great songs here.
I'm actually going to go with a banger of a
song that's going to wake everyone up this morning. Is
going to be the next time we played from nineteen

(12:20):
seventy five and I've got a great one from an
underrated Australian band who should be in bigger around the world.
In two thousand and two, Alison Church coming up next,
Your Life in Pop.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Music the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I'm going to pick one of your lists, My Life
in Pop Music. You go through all the biggest selling
top forty singles from each year of your life. Pick
a song from each one. You can build this amazing playlist.
Get your friends to do this as well. I'm going
to pick two years. So we just played from Allison
Church's My Life in Pop Music nineteen seventy five. Brilliant
song Fox on the Run, some of the other ones

(12:55):
she's gone through throughout her life. This is what I
want to mind. Actually in two thousand and two as well,
Robbie Williams rot DJs No need do you obviously like
Robbie Williams. You obviously loved the boy band that he
came from. Take that back for good and then when

(13:22):
I see you smile. This is a great tune. Now
the next one I'm going to go for actually is
by Silver Chair. Silverchair should have been a bigger band globally,
such a great Australian rock band.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
You must have loved them growing up.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Yes, Silverchair was right in my ear and Neon Ballroom
was the album that everybody had when I was a kid.
Did they make it a splash in the UK? Or
did they not?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Quite so? For five years I was on this indie
radio station called XFM in London, right and so it
was indie music station and a lot of the listeners
were aggress if indie music fans, they didn't even like
you sometimes if you told them the name of the song,
because we're just too cool.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
We even can we know what the others are? We
played Silverchair. No one ever asked for Silverchair. The's someone
I'm about to play got to number eighty seven in
the UK chants. But I had a very very aggressively
loyal Australian. My second boss and radio was this crazy Australian,
so he made me played Silverchair.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
But I grew to love them.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Because they've got so many great songs like this two
thousand and two, The greatest view Silverchair.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
We're doing My Life in pop Music. We're going to
do the seven the next couple of Mondays. You send
me a playlist google the top forties singles every year
of your life, pick your favorite song, one that resonates
with you about what you're up to in that year,
and then email it to me. Today I picked two
songs like This Silverchair The Greatest View from two thousand
and two from listener Alison Church and then nineteen seventy

(14:51):
five Fox on the Run by Sweet Christian.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
My car was shaking.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I had my crappy sound system up so loud doing
the driving to work.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
This one listens from James.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Now, I've got a couple of songs from your life
and pop me as at Jackie Boyn.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
I've started. I've skipped a lot of years, ready to
go back to It's harder than you think.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
She is just one.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
There's so many great songs. Obviously, every year I've gone
for the first year of my life is nineteen eighty
eight Hungry Eyes Eric Carmen.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Great song, brilliant, brilliant song from the eighties. It's kind
of strange picking the song for the first year of.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Your life because you're literally zero.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Yes, it's not like I can say maybe your mom and.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Dad were listening to this, whether they're driving you around
at zero, you're kind of just guessing. I think knew
me would have loved it.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
I would have popped along for this as a little
one year old and tell me about chumber Womba.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
It's also on my life in music as well, from
the same year.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Yes, it's such a great such.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
A great song.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I wonder how many played this We're going to see
over the next couple of months where Chumberwamba is the
one that you go to from that year.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
This song is running hot in our at the moment
because Gordy and I when we wrestle on the bed
before putting him to bed, we put on I get
knocked down and.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Brilliant, brilliant and then tell me about my life would
suck without you.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
Just one of my favorite songs. Kelly Clarkson, all right, so.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Have a go at doing this this year. You don't
need to wait until you've done your whole life. Like
Paul Allison that was up emailing me at half three
three point thirty am this morning, but on four decades
in five hours you can speak a couple of years
if you want them to send them in to me
Christian A Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Some of
these are very incant choices, like Sonya did this over

(16:45):
the weekend as well, and I'm looking at.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
She was nine years of age and apparently her favorite
song from nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Up there, Kazi. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Tomorrow night,
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
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Speaker 4 (17:25):
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Speaker 1 (17:30):
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Speaker 5 (17:32):
It was so good any perfect, seriously perfect by name,
perfect by nature.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
There is nothing that guy is not capable.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
They've asked me for a quote after I've seen it,
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Speaker 8 (17:46):
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Speaker 4 (17:47):
That's a better quote than I can do.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
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Speaker 5 (17:52):
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Speaker 3 (18:01):
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Are bad at moment.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
I loved it, and so much so a lot of
people there are going back a second time.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
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Speaker 1 (18:12):
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Speaker 3 (18:13):
Great, all right, so calling out if you want to
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and not just that beatle Jack beatle Jack.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Beatle Jack.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Jack's gonna be working the room as we all chat
to you guys doing close up magic.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
So how are the tricks coming up?

Speaker 6 (18:26):
I've been brushing up over the weekend. I have three
tricks at about eighty percent hit rate ready to go
for tomorrow night.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
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Speaker 2 (18:40):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
So the three magic tricks all card tricks.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
All card tricks. Yes, one is a mind reading card trick.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Oh my good god.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
The other two? Are you standard? Is this your card?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
You're going to do a mind reading one as well?
Well done, you're aiming high. I love this. Now you've
got some props that you need.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
I just need a table and chair.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Was that just for snacks for you? Because you blood
sugar level and even can get a bit low?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
What's that for?

Speaker 6 (19:05):
At first, you made it sound like I would walk
around the room and do tricks to groups.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
You want the room to walk around you?

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Well exhibition, you know, we just shoffing around him silently.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
For some of the tricks. I do need a flat
surface so people have to come to me. So I
thought I would sit at a table and chair and
you could like rotate people in and out. Someone could
rotate people in and out?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Fine, abstolutely So, don't you see though, fanned around you?

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yeah, yep, yep. You can bring multiple people in.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
A horseshoe ye sure, yeah, and your kind of center.
How do we arrange this in a restaurant? I don't
know how big the restaurant. Is it possible? Well, staff mind,
it's not re arranged and table a magic show. It's
like a flash magic show, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Are we doing dinner and drinks?

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Like?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (19:45):
I thought it was like a stand up coming around
sat a table.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
You're asking the wrong guy, Kate. Then is it breaking
point with this excitement about champagne problems? It's a fantastic venue.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
I'm the shouting for.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
The microphones don't work, custod of Good Morning Melbourne.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Is it a sit down dinner or are we standing
up and plate?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
You can't eat and stand? I think it's very bad
for it is very vulgar.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, it's Kenna pays.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
It'll be roaming food and drinks for everyone, and you're.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Very enjoyable roaming food.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
You're going to try and tackle them or something, tag
them to get your dish.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
There are some seats we don't want them to have
to stand.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Do it like musical chairs early when the Golds songs
stop playing, Sit down and eat.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
There's some lovely green cotch.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
But one the chairs is taken up with our friend
David Blaine here.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
Yes, I need a table and chair. I don't know
if you heard that.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
So we've got one one less spare chair for someone
to sit and eat. Yeah, why don't we give away
VIP tickets tomorrow to have a seat to sit down
and eat.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Well, the rest of us, plebs muggles stand.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
There or can they bring their own can?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Because actually what's hard when you stood there and you're
like chat to people and stuff like, you know, you
might have your hands. It's a lot, it's a lot,
a lot of admin going on and then people want
to come up and shake your hand. You don't want
to go that thing we go. It's just I just
got food, a bit of man overboard, touch elbows.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
There's some drivers, you know, the really high ones that
that will be scattered around the space too, so everyone
can kind.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Of gather around those.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
I've got my camping chair. I'm bringing it with me.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I'll take it to a theater as well. It's so
comfort to put in recline and watch the show. All right,
let's give away some spaces how to come and join
us tomorrow night. Remember it's literally standing Romontely. We got here.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Dempsey. Good morning, Dempsey, good morning everybody.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
How are we do?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
You have a nice weekend? Dempsey?

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Yeah, it was a fabulous weekend so with my mum
and my mother in law.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
We went out for tie Saturday night and then Sunday my.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Mother in law actually cooked your own Mother's Day lunch,
one lunch the year. So good with you all right, Dempsey?

Speaker 10 (21:59):
So who are you bringing to my I'll bring my
husband great train, love magic and can't wait to see
Beetle magic.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
The wrong person that's we're looking to. We've never seen magic.
That's no idea how it should be done. We need
magical virgins.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
It's stiff an idea coming at the end of the year.
Uh see, we'll see you tomorrow. Nights amazing, Thank you
so much. Bring a check.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
I'm happy to stand just as well.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
There's no choice whether you're happy or not. You're standing, okay.
See we see you that well done and getting through.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Bye, have a good day.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Thank you very much, Rihanna, and good morning. Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 10 (22:39):
Good morning, Hello, hell are you well?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Very good? Rihanna, thank you very much for joining us
this morning. See fancy coming out to my night off
to see Beetlejuice.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yes please, I would absolutely love to surprise my mum
for Mother's Day for next year, a real surprise the weekend?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Right, and is your mom a fan of standing.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Every moment?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Dreams of standing for color as a cherry on top
from others? These poor people are going to collapse when
they get to see peachres music. Be exhausted, work out,
bring your orthopedic shoes.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah yeah, bring your mom down. What's your mom's name?
Her name is late Maybe do you need an assistant
for any of the magical tricks? Moce? Magicians years ago
used to have like an assistant.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Today I can just have some random mom.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
So random mom and cherry on top, don't call them
random to know the tricks. Tell your mama's a special
price has been one of Jack's tricks. She's going to
be sawn in half. Do your magicians still do that trick?
I used to lose my mind as a kid when
you saw that. All right, Rhiann and and your mum
coming down. We'll see you tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Thank you so much, looking forward to it so.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
You feel half way through the night.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Christian O'Connell Shower one podcast and.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Good luck to our Patsy tomorrow evening. She is introducing
the performance of Beatle Juice to Musical right on stage
at Regent's Theater.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
You looking forward to that part?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I am?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I really am. Isn't that just bizarre? Like my favorite
theater of all the theaters is the Regent Theater. It's
a stunning thing.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
It is beautiful, is it?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Which you know decades ago they were actually going to
like close it and.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Just like were they?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, and it was saved and it's just one of
the treasures of the city. So Audrey can't believe it
because she does a lot of theater.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
And she's like, oh my god, mom, that's like major
And I said, yeah, I guess it kind of is.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
So I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
And do you know what you're going to say, It'll.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Be from the heart having seen it on Saturday. That's
why I wanted to go and see it, so I
could talk from the heart about how amazing it is.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
But yeah, it don't sound too jed like I saw
it the other day. That second time for me is
it's a bit like Karaoki. You'd hear me going through
some of the lights the next it's even better. You
should see it Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
They were phoning it in. I think this is a
lot of radio listeners. If one prize is here.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Give away all the spoilers during the first five minutes introduction.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
But Ordrew gave me advice.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
She goes, Now, when you're up on stage, it'll be
really bright from the lights.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
But she said, you actually have to.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Look up like more, not at eye level, because people
won't be able to see if I have.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
On stage doing this unless it's Stevie Wonder, don't look
it up. Well we should not say anything. Oh yeah,
everyone always does that.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Is she addressing everything in the tuning up to.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
The room trying to contact something on the other side.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm looking up at the chandeliers. Can you let me know.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
You're a kid to stitch you up? There's what she's doing.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
She brings you probably.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
On your big opening Garla night. This is an incredible scene.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Well it's in good luck Patsy two. Haven't think your
next twenty fours? What do you want us like? Walk
out music or introduction? Is someone going to introduce you? You
mustn't ever just walk out there when you do these scenes.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
No, I don't think I need music. The orchestra will
still be warming up.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
You're gonna use your Crystal, I've written someone around original.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
It's the first scene in Patreying the musical. Assume me
here soon playing unless some stroke got nothing better to do?

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Two hours of solid entertainment just wants us to play.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
This unless they can playing ready, I'm every woman. Okay, guys, two, three, four,
Maybe I've come out singing baby.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I just put a few ideas around at the moment
that sing and then staring up at the scene, Ray
Charles hi for one.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Now, even what a night it's going to be? Jack
the magic passed with a very unique intro to play
I reckon it, to throw Eddy perfect off gone. What
is she doing? Who is this strange person? Bitch invader?
What do you need that?

Speaker 6 (26:46):
I think it's awesome you're doing it what I've never
been to a theater show where you needed an introduction.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Knowing doing that?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
She wonders, isn't that true?

Speaker 8 (26:55):
What do you?

Speaker 6 (26:56):
What do you do get?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Jack? Getting your leg kids to stay whether her She
wanders out with no confidence, and then the eyes are
two though she's looking at her shoes, shoveling around.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Christian O'Connell show, Gone podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Now yesterday, Mother's Day. I'm aware that not all mothers
would have had the ideal Mother's day they wanted. Many
of you may have been working, some of you might
have been taking kids to sports fixtures around the country. Victoria,
we want to know about if you had an alternative
Mother's day so well that maybe you would have liked
rio you saw her mum had a very different start
to her mother's day.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Early in the morning on Sunday.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Yeah, early Sunday morning. We're actually Hobart for a wedding.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Isn't that great place to go to?

Speaker 7 (27:39):
Is so beautiful? Oh my god, so we're coming back.
We thought, oh, you have a little post wedding kebab.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Oh so classy, standing ocean the crewer in town from
the big smoke.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
In your nice suits.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
It was a very perilous sum jout. But there's his
poor kid. He wouldn't have been older than eighteen or nineteen.
I don't know where his mates were, but he's at
the front trying to order. He's got vomit already. He's
trying to try to load a kebab and he's like, oh,
those aren't words, Like you're not even saying anything, just

(28:17):
sort of stumbling his way through.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
And were like an angry local about that football stadium.
You're not task man. What is that awful mascot they've got? Actually,
do you see that? That sounds like saw terrifying mascot.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
They've got something from a horror.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
So this poor kid then he's actually just hammered. He smashed.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
Yeah, and there's like, well he's not going to be
able to get home. He's so young. His friends had
abandoned him. So we were like, oh, we managed to
get his phone. We tried to ask him questions, but
it's like talking to a zombie. So we get his
iPhone out, try to do like the face I d
like to his face weekend and we just go straight to.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
N need for doing that looking after him, because otherwise
he could have got himself in trouble.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
And that is who you would ring like you would
look through the context from.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Look, it's sad.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Really you would never call the dad myself.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Put me fast asleep.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
You want me to raise that you managed to ring
his mum and the emergency contacts or do you know
his mum one.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Was because she was just mum.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
It's like to chat to a young shdes okay.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
So and we thought we said like she was just
so relieved. She wasn't even angry or anything like that.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
She was just thankful.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
And so, yeah, one thirty by this point is probably
like two as she rocks up.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
So did you wait with him?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, you got You guys have been raised right to
do that. It's a lovely thing to do. So where
did you prop him? Did you keep him in the
cabin shop?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
We just sort of, you know, I guarded because when you.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
See people like that, it's like someone's cut their puppet strings.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
They can't even just sit in a chair. That SPI lucky.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Yeah, we managed to keep him upright for long enough
for his mum to come and then sort of him
in the car or peel him in. Yeah, he's got
him in the back seat with the seat burn on him,
and she was just very thankful.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
And did you feed him?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
No, otherwise he's pepper spraying that all over the car,
renovating from the back.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
It's a rough start for her.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
What happened to your kebab while she was to have it?

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Why do you have a donner? You have some chili
sauce lam with garlic.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
You're right, Trinity on a law's day.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
That's what they know.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
They heard a trinity and then and that's how that
new pope is celebrating right now, the bibbing up on
a Sunday just outside the Vatican.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
He can jump the queue, pope exactly. All right.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
So were the confualed stories of did you have an
alternative Mother's Day?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yesterday?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Christian O'Connell s gone podcast.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
On Friday show.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
That's he was telling us about these kidney stones she
had and was actually exile them from her body whilst
doing the news headlines.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
According to myth, No, it's true.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
So you're doing the news and at that moment you're.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Passing, but now you're coming right because there's only one
way to pass them.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Yeah, well they were going through my system on their
way out.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
During the news. Yes, now, somehow even it.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Was it was atrocious.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Which era was this? Who is the Breakfast Show?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
At the time it was Limo and Bridge?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Oh my god, you love them, don't He says that
to me every day. Not a bad show today, promp.
But I tell you it was much better Bridge and
Limo and Pats.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
It was terrible.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
Did they say anything like?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I didn't tell anyone, So it.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Wasn't obvious you did it in such a great way
that no one could tell that your.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
One could do anything. It's like, what was I meant
to do?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
But the stories are verd when people like hug you
had the right, he said.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Screaming the night men. Women's pain threshold is phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Fair point, fair point, but still no screaming in the news.
Just now. It's no biggie, I've got two in here,
have you? I didn't know?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
It feels like a student Wait one show since she
last mentioned it. So I was talking about have other
people got stories of stuff they were doing when they
had kidney stones?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Hannah was six years old and.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
She had kidney so something is easy doing the news
six years old doing kids stuff, probably climbing a tree,
dealing with all that going on, Hannah, n weerribee.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
They breed you tough out there seriously.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
So that Charles Xavier is sort of finishing school. Nikola
Christian I had kidney stones.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
This is amazing. While giving birth.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Two are the most well widely recognized, most painful things
going on at once, awful, pushed the baby out, kidney
stone all in one. She signs off here with one
word chaos extamation.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Mark Robert Christian.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I went to hospital with a massive pain in my
left lower back and was told it was a kidney stone.
I was told he to pee it out as it
was too small to need surgery. But that wasn't the
worst part. Without me going to hospital for the stone,
I would not found out that I actually also had,
unbeknown to me, leukemia. The blood tests they showed something
was wrong with my blood confirmed that had a deadly
strain of it and needed a bone marriage transplant almost

(33:29):
straight away. Went to the Living Newton John Cancer Center
for two months of chemo bone marriage transplants and actually
at the kidney.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Stone saved my life.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Incredible story, Robert, So have you got a kidney stone
story that throws shade on Patsy doing the news? Thirteen
fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Give us a call.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Christian, I've had kidney stones twice a year for years.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Oh ohs is someone who's had them? What causes them?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
It's a build up of I believe. Is it calcium
in your system?

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Drinking too much milk?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Is it calcium? The calcium deposits aren't they? I think
from memory? So if you don't have enough fluids to
flush all the gun cout.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
It just builds up sound agony actually terrifies. We're just
hearing these stories, some of this amount of pay for
They are.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Christians a keystones twice a year for years only the
left one, never the right kidney.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
I had an eleven millimeter start.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh that's massive.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
What is that in your body? You meant to try
and pass it naturally?

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Eleven millimis a big screw, is it?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Mine was six. Anything sort of under six, they will
let you pass. But if it's above that, they'll blast
it with the laser beam.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
What do you mean how does that work?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Then they blast it what.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
You're sustaining from like a laser bean? Yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
You ask an evil person, you ask can we borrow
you treat someone amazing?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
So what do you what do you mean they blast?
I didn't know that what therapy is?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yes, yeah, get.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
What they're like doing in an atomic blast?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Tip?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
And what are you in? You in water? How do
they do that?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
What wouldn't mean? Are you in more to know?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Because kinds blast you? Can you?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I guess they use like a probe and go up
there and do whatever they do.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Someone will be listening to this. Who knows how do
they blast you? Please let me know. I'm curious. Thirteen
fifty five, twenty two. Anyway, back to Becky's listening to
us right now in Wao had an eleven millimeter stone
whilst at her children's athletic state championships. That is, a
mum is still showing up with an eleven millimeter kidney

(35:32):
stone in the as well.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
You could describe this disguise are screaming as cheering.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Thank you very much, beck you've listened to the show.
But just a Kitlyn, You've got a story as well.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
Yes, my mum very similar Susan at my swimming carnival,
my state swimming carnival, she had them and.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
She was a marshot, so you know.

Speaker 9 (35:53):
The ones that call all the kids and make sure
they're ready. Yeah, she was doing all that and she
was like bento, just like yeah, nap, she'll be right.
And then by the end of it, she was in
so much pain. She was doubled over in the bathroom.
I'll never forget it. She was in that much pain.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
She drove herself to.

Speaker 9 (36:07):
Hospital with me and they said, yeah, you just wanted
to pass it. So I had to go home and
pass it.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
How long does it take? How long are you in
that agony for weeks?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Sometimes, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (36:17):
Can be really long, mum was I think maybe the
next three days. And you just have to drink all
the water in the world because that helps you lack.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yeah, Oh my god, it sounds like how terrified now
I've ever get in them.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
I don't want to councum growing in me, and also.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
That if I don't, if it doesn't pass, they shoot
you with a laser.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Sucks getting older? All right?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
We got the new headlines coming up and then you
brand new misheard lyrics.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast right now.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Then, just as the show was speculating about how do
they deal with kidney stones, Patsy said, it's laziest and
how do they do that? Some of you are saying
it's to do his sound waves? A doctor listened to it.
That's probably hugely frustrated.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
We have doctor Gideon Bletcher who's on line now, goome morning,
doctor Bletcher. Oh good morning. Now, what can you tell us?
How do they blast is kiinney stones? Right?

Speaker 8 (37:07):
So, there's there's two main ways that we can get
rid of them, and there's actually a little third way
TechEd onto the end. Laser treatment is probably one of
the most common ways that we deal with it in Australia,
and essentially what we do is we have little telescope
cameras which can be passed into the body via existing
holes so no cuts are made, and we find the
stone with this little camera, and then we have tiny

(37:28):
little laser fibers which are passed all the way down
through these cameras, all the way to the tip, and
then you place the tip of the laser fiber directly
on the stone and then a little energy currents passed
through the laser and that's enough actually to crack the
stone and you can crack them into small pieces.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Specific straight you're doing, absolutely.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
It's very very specific, very focused, and you break up
the stone into either dust or small particles which you
can either will just pass by themselves because they're basically
like sand, or you can use a little basket fiber
and grab small pieces and pull them.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Out, collecting moonlock samples, isn't it basically?

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
And then what's the other way do you use? Sound? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (38:06):
So shockwave list of Tripsy which was basically invented many
decades ago, and it was noted because when German aircraft
were flying through the air there was small dents noted
when they landed. And what they realized was that with
certain vibrations you can actually cause large amounts of energy

(38:27):
to be passed and actually affect metal of the planes.
And that's what we used to focus sound energy externally
of the patient and it gets focused right on where
the stone is and that's enough, believe it or not
to crack up the stone into small piece.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Will you get them their next to a big soundbarru
that's incredible And how big can they get? Like one
of our listeners saying they had a twenty two millimeters one,
which seems mass.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Look they range inside. I mean,
many people will have tiny, little one milimeters stones that
are sitting there and have no symptoms whatsoever, and then
eventually they can grow and many people will see as
urologists will see them with stones five six, seven, eight
millimeters in size. But you can certainly get twenty milimeters
stones that would be quite a large stone and eventually,

(39:15):
you know, not so much commonly in Australia, occasionally you'll
see it, but more so from other countries. You'll see
stones that almost occupy the entire inside of the kidney,
and that's called a staghorn. That's an unusual stone to
see here, and that sometimes requires a different approach to
getting those sorts of kidney stones out.

Speaker 9 (39:33):
Well.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Listen, I'll tell you what. Everyone on this team right
now are terrified of getting kidney stones. You're neurologists to
what can we do so we never have them? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (39:42):
Look, the best thing to do is to keep fit
and keep really well hydrated. So many people are guilty
of having dark yellow urine. The clearer your urine is,
the more that you keep hydrated, that's the best chance
of helping to prevent kidney stones.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
I'm going to sleep with an IV plugged hydrated. Years
are coming up right now.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Listen, DODR Bletcher, thank you very much. Give us a call.
You've educated. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
I have a good day, guys.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
By now back again the same time next week for
Ask a Doctor.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
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Speaker 2 (40:19):
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Speaker 3 (40:21):
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Speaker 4 (40:26):
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Speaker 3 (40:27):
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agree what you think you're miss hearing, you'll hear this.
If not, And for the Great Ones Hall of Fame.
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which actually sounds like a Country and Western line from

(40:57):
and this is my favorite from last week from Leo
Christian Greek Relatives thing that Kylie Minogue might have some
Greek roots from. I should be so lucky kind of Minogue.
I should be so lacky, lacky lacky. All right, let's
see we've got this week Josh has got Sam, Albert
and Phil the Friction original line, I feel.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Friction on my feet, get a jump from the pounding
bat whatever? Or is it I feel French fries on
my feet. I can jump from my pound of meat.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, time's too well, Josh, very good.
Darren's got rocked the boat from the Hughes Corporation. So
I'd like to know where you got the notion.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Good tune? Or is it?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I'd like to know where you got the nosed job.
Someone's had some work done here again do we hear
those jobs? It's ish enough, Andrew? What is love had away?

(42:21):
When we are together? I need you forever? Or has
Hadow heard that beetroot can actually cure kidney stones?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
When we are together? Beatroot forever? It's just.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Ian Pittman's been cranking the steps? Why not Pito? What
a great band? Five six, seven, eight steps? My obsession
from a Western? My dance law date? Or is it
my obsession from a Western? My dad's called Dave. Love

(43:06):
that one all come on in age some steps and
the wrestler my obsession from a Western. My dad's called Dave.
And this might be a first on the missoarlier it's Christian.
I think I might have your first ever movie misheard.
It's from the Mythical Chanting at the one hundred and
forty minutes point of June.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Wow, we all know it.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
We all know it.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Don't look at me like that you drive along? Yeah,
all right, Chris, you don't need to. We know what's
at the one hundred and forty minute park.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
We already played it this morning.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
No repeat, promise.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
The Mythical Chancing at one hundred is so specific the
mythical chancing at one hundred and forty minutes point of June,
where you know Paul is.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Facing the Sisterhood's tests.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
You know all right here it is then this is
the actual lyric is sisterhoods mythical chanting, Nick is hearing,
Come get your dinner.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Hundred. That is high level listening. Nick.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
That is so good from the one hundred and forty
minute my point of June where Paul's facing the Sisterhood test,
Come get your.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Po Mio's getting cold pool.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
So that's on the highest level, highest level miss Hurts
we've had in a while, Nick, come on him.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Instance of favor all those very good but special kudos.
Hat tip goes to Nick. Well done. Email me yours
whenever you miss hear them.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au, and thank
you very much to everyone who does.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
That every day.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
On Super Saturday, kicking off in some style with the
Hawks taking on the d Super Saturday is here.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
There's nothing more super.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Than seeing your team run over in the final quarter
by a rampaging Hawks.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Anyway. Assigned from the ties of loss for the D's.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
During the game, Max Gorn was lined up against his
opposite ruckman, Lloyd Meek okay, and the contents go here.
They add to these the battle of two giant ruckmen
and it's actually also Max Gorn's neighbor.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
They carry on like this is no big deal. It
distracts me from I start googling it. What do you mean.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
All the homes in Melbourne, you move next door to
Max Gorn a rifle ruckmans.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
You've got two very tall men chatting over a fence.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
In my mind like they're putting out, they're washing, and
they go, maxie lloydy.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
You don't even have to do that thing. You step here,
you're just looking at.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
It's almost like can afl sitcom of two rival ruckmen
living wait for it, next door to each other. Did
they ride share because they're both playing together in the
same game and they give each other a lift home, but.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Their rivals you like, and I'll see you remember to
pick me up out of your change.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
The roles that they occupy as well. And then so
the whole came. I'm thinking that the repercussions of living
next door to who moved into who was Gorney there?
And then he happens to peer over. Because he's peering over,
everybody's gone. He's Max Corn right, Lloyd Max, and there's
an open house there. He's going, God, bloody all the
chart Max Gorn's next door. But then I'm thinking Max

(46:30):
is the captain, so he must be on the phone
a lot talking strategy with Goodie, though maybe not so
much this year. But anyway, when they do talk strategy,
Micky might better hear him, you know, sure he's going
to hear well, not that you're really worried about what
are they doing down the bottle of the ladder.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
I had a direct line to that.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Podcast Time wasted today for the best in show thanks
to Fiesta Bendigo celebrating the Freeda Carlo exhibition in Bendigo.
After Patsy's recommendation, my wife and I went to Bendigo
last year for the first time, and we went out
and we stayed the night there. We went to this
art Gary where there's to be on. We saw the
Elvis Wan pats of the Unbelievable. It's issually everything from Graceland.

(47:13):
It's an incredible story. That I met the manager of
this art gallery. I said, how do you get all
this stuff here? Not just in Australia, not in Sydney
or Melbourne, but in Bendigo And this is such an
odzy thing to do. He just rang Gracelands and said
can we have some of that gear of the.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
King and they went yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Said no, one's a rossal And then Lisa Marie Presley
flew over went to Bendigo and opened it all up.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
It's a beautiful art garrier as well.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
There this brilliant They get so many world class they
do the origin of the real tribute to that team.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
They're amazing.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Yeah, so we're sending you out there.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
The Frieda Carlo Exhibition in Bendigo until July the thirteenth.
You go, you win today, then three hundred dollar Bendigo
Tourism voucher use on any accommodational restaurant in Bendigo. I
recommend we went to a great stake place. I think
it's called the Woodhouse, very nice state. There a double
pass to the Frieda Carlowix a bit in Bendigo and

(48:13):
this is very thoughtful because you will burn some fuel
driving out there.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
One hundred dollars fuel volture.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
All right, today, then we're looking for your medical movies.
Today is International Nurse Day. Researchers have found out that
on a busy shift, the average nurse covers more distance
than the average AFL player during the game increment. No
one is bringing them on bottles of water to just
be thrown thrown into the crowds when they're done with them.

(48:39):
Nurses can cover over ten k during an eight hour
shift and up to fifteen k on a twelve hour shift.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
That is exhausting.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
To put this into perspective, and that's what I'm here
to do. If they had a nice plug Rio Telsa
tracker on them, they would placed second on the total
distance ladder during the Pies Free of Go. It puts
it into real sharp contrast. Guys, all right, medical movies.
You know what some of the movies are.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
The nurses love to watching the.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Wallas and Vomit, Silver Butch Cassidy and the Sunshine Kidney
Stone Hot Off the breast Scold. Dr Bletcher would have
loved that, along cane polyps, Gold pussing boots. You're loving
it really, Gold plus thank you, and dead Pile Society Silver, Jackie.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Boy, what have you got? Medical movies?

Speaker 6 (49:36):
The Hills have Mries, Oh, very good, classy Silver, The
forty year Old Surgeon Arlie gp in the.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
House, No mangled mess, car Crash, Peter Bedpan, Peter Bedpan
reluctantly Gold.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Alright, medical movies? What have you got? And you could
be going to.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Bendigo Christian O'Connell show gone podcast time waste.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
So this week for the Western Show you are off too,
the awesome Fiesta Bendigo celebrating Free de Carlo. You get
three hundred dollar Bendigo Tourism voucher and one hundred dollars
of fuel as well. All right, today we're looking for
your medical movies.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Jack you ready to.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Mark, I'm ready. If you're ready, I'm ready. Classic eighties
movies say anything, but say anythink Silver plus Ari well done, Open,
Hernia Gold, Fraser Davis, well done, Crazy little thing called Glove,
gold and Done, Kelly and Lang Warren, The Gangreen Mile Silver,

(50:44):
Fantastic four Steps, gold Mark in Frankston South. I love
it when people and Frankston are never from Frankston are
either East West or South. Keanu rees Is John Sick
Gold a little bit of a head.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Cold and angus.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Chris, it's not Silence of the Lambs, No, it's Sinus
and the Glands gold.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Very clever. Mark gonna here in sixty seconds. All right.
You can't turn up the Frida Carlo exhibition with that
kind of stuff. It's culture. Please people saving Ryan's privates.
Rottens again. Read the room, guys, the green.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Bile, silver, Missus doubt piles gold, what Marcus Billy Madison
becomes Billy medicine.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
That's very good. Steve, that is very good. Edward Scalpel
hands silver catheter and Kim gold from gab Well done.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Debbie does Dianas Dinasis silver, men in co black Hippoli guys,
keep it light. Harry Potter and the Chamber pot secrets
the bronze.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
The Hills have st eyes gold. Fibula on the roof,
not fiddler on the roof. Fibula on the roof, BMX
bandage instead of BMX bandage.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Gold.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
That's very good. One eater.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's kidney stone gold, well done.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Laura, catch me if you can. Ula. That's very clever.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
The sound of mucus, come on, Enemy of the prostrates silver.
Ten things I hear about flu gold, diarrhea, of a
wimpy branz.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
And life of change. Me ending on this one, but
that's the way it goes.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Life of not pie but piles, gold, piles, and hemorrhoids
the most common words coming into my in box right now.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
All right, Jackie boy, who is off to Bendigo.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Congratulations to Steve for Billy medicine.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Okay, Steve, well done. All right on tomorrow show.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Let's talk tomorrow's show, Today, Tomorrow's show. Today. I just
heard this in your last New to eight thirty, Patsy.
What now happened about Tina Arena having to stop the
show for a fight?

Speaker 8 (53:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Yeah, there was a couple fighting in the front row
and she said, well bring it to a standstill. That
was so disruptive she had to stop the show.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
How bad is that?

Speaker 6 (53:16):
So you should go back on?

Speaker 8 (53:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Yeah she did.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
But then last week she had to go at the
crowd for going out so often for toilet breaks.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
She's like, hey, if you need to go right, you ain't.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Lady Garga mate.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
The audience is getting older.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
They so they could have kidney stones. Did you hear
doctor bletcherlash out.

Speaker 10 (53:38):
The systems, or when nature calls as high chance of
a fight at a Tina Arena here because bogans are
attracted like magnets to the music and work of Tina Arena.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
So tomorrow's show strange plays for a fight Jack and
I Tell Her Story are very strange one we saw
a couple of years ago. That's tomorrow's show. We're back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Christian on Old Shower on podcast,