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Monday Winners and Losers, Small Thing Big Rage, Three Topic Tuesday, Beetlejuice and The Timewaster!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is some strange old country sometimes on the TV
in this radio studio right now. Good morning. By the way,
there is a reporter who's been dispatched to Adelaide. The
headline under his very important vital work is Adelaide Pooh Mystery.
What surely the only country in the world right now

(00:32):
with a report investigating an area of a country that
has a Pooh mystery.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
The subheading says signs posted threatening to reveal identity of
a woman responsible. I think what's happened and just getting
a glimpse of One of the signs is a woman
has defecated in a driveway and they're trying to find
out that.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Do you remember the mysterious Pooh Jogger? Yes, I don't
think it's moved here and it was the first glimpse
behind the Wizard of Oz curtain of actually what so
I'm gonna get here? Not just the beaches. Do you remember?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Was it Perth or here in Melbourne?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I remember it?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Poo Jogger? You never forget that, wasn't he your CEO? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yes, yes it was?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Was it here?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
The mysterious Pooh Jogger. I reckon, I've had to put
it in at twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, When was it
Rio eighteen? Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Maybe there's a weekly news quize.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
We pick old random news stories from behind gone and
try and guess what the years were.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
That wasn't resolved in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Remember I went.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
On for a while, went on because he was running around.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Catch guy? What They're gonna have.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Cots on bicycles trying to catch it?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
So what we say to the woman in Adelaide to
start running?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yes, seriously, there must be a special division or something.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
The poo police superlice.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yes. Every Tuesday on the show, then we find out
whether yesterday Monday he starts in a week a winner
or loser. Are you a Monday winner or loser? Patsy?
What's it for you?

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Definitely a loser. I'm afraid this week I think we
have some sort of pterodactyl bird in our backyard because
it keeps sitting on our clothesline and pooping all over my.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
As a Oh no, you got one of those lower keats,
those noisy old turrets.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
I don't know whether it's a magpie or what bird
is responsible. But the trouble is you don't realize until
Like you bring a fitted sheet on inside, put it
on the bed, there's poop down the side of it.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Sure it's not man of a certainty blaming wildlife. That's
an albatross.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Patsy. You once tried to tell us that there was
a lot of exotic birds out west, because it is.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yes, Spotter's wood, isn't there.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah, they've got like some of the world's most exotic
species out there. But yesterday I had a black shirt
on I wore into work. I looked down my left
shoulder and I had like dropping poop all down my sleeve.
And didn't realize until I was sitting at my desk.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
How disgusting you keen to work like that?

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yes, realized until I looked was half.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
A Sorry your nose being like six sentences away from
bird poop, you didn't know.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
No, well, it doesn't stink, but it's just like all
these white droppings, And I didn't you know, I get
ready in the dark, I get dressed in the dark
at that hour of the day, I didn't notice.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
So how long were you sitting there like that? If
we review the video from yesterday, will we see bird pool?

Speaker 6 (03:26):
I don't know if you'll see it, but four hours maybe?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh my god, did someone say anything to say what
you were?

Speaker 7 (03:35):
There's bird?

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Isn't that disgusted?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I want to know because I bumped into yesterday. There
was a girl outside the front of the building. She's
on a fifth day doing university placement as one of Patsy's.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
It's work, Oh my god, the worst job in radio.
Oh my god, seriously, pol Pot would look after you
better at work.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
In your on your fifth day at the universe.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
She left no guts to feel should be empty before
for she trying to get the courage to come in
the building.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Be with old voldemor news news.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Dear the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
House, Your day yesterday, your Monday winner or loser? Let
us know? Oh four seven five three one oh four three,
can text us fall seven five three one oh four three.
I'm actually neutral. I had again yesterday, so I thought
I'd be a Monday winner, and then something happened and
it put me back in kind of neutral buoyancy. The
first win was I had to go and do what

(04:33):
everyone hates to do when you're an adult go and
pick up a parcel from the post office. You got
part of the car finest spot. You know, there's going
to a big old qu in there. It's always whenever
I go in, there's some very elderly person who suddenly
wants to renew their passport and goddamn it, the photo,
the form and all that, she can be here ages
there's always just a que in.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
There is anyway I go in.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yesterday, no queue, I am in, said to Ladya, went,
no queue.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
The people in that aren't open for banter.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
They don't like.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
She actually looked at me.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
She was like this, yeah, just left me hanging. Actually
just left me hanging. She just went this. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
The guy at our Logan post office brings his dog
in big golden retrieve pencil. Dogs so friendly. I tried
to say, what a friendly dog? Same thing.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah. Do you think they're trained that way because they
haven't got time for banter because it's less productivity.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
They never make eye contact.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
No, no they don't. I think they're actually trained that
way to not get to know us as well as
human being. So anyway, there was zero q So I've
got my past all very easily win. Oh my god,
that's the win. And then one of my jobs to
do yesterday was to get a plumber around to sort
the heating out. It's not working and obviously heading into winter.
The plumber is like going around to these various radiators
and he goes, there's.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
A mystery, and where's the boiler.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I said, I don't think the boiler's firing up. We
go out of the boiler and it's not plugged. Him,
oh nice, and he looks at me, plugs it back
in and goes, prob, Yeah, it.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Hanging between us is the sort of like what kind
of man?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
And then he still has to charge charged charge.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I paid a man tax.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
He actually can charge what he wants because.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
I've even got cold sweats.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Even recounting the story, you're that sweat, you get your
upper lip the deep shame.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, it's so shameful. You you have to like.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
He was my dad and he walks me to the problem.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
See this, sonny, See this, this is on you when
you grow up, and you need to grow up. This
would never happen to an actual man of the house.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Wait, did you blame Sarah? Did you say my wife?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Someone had to go under that bus. I tried to
drag myself, and then he looked at me with even
more judgment eyes when I tried to cobble together some
story like I think my wife is mucking around her
and she's going through stuff at my worm teeth listers.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I'm plugging stuff randomly.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
Chat with the day Christian Conn Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Christian Talk about post Offices. Went to our local post
office last week to post a large card, made a
small throway remark to the postal guy about the cost
of postage now because I haven't posted a letter of
a long time. It proceeded to give me a five
minute ted talk about how I wouldn't complain to the
man at the petrol surfo station. Why would I complain
to him now? I say nothing when they're going.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
He probably gets an everything You're right.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Actually, ah, the cost of stamps these days. Now, someone
has sent me an email. I'm going to call him
mister Wolf, and he has a it's not a complaint,
but he has an issue with something that's been happening
on the show for a while that we have spoken
up before and we agreed not to change anything. But

(07:45):
I just want to just share his comments. Hi, Christian,
how are you the kids? And I love the show.
We listen everything on the way to school. He's trying
to butter us up and then we get into a kicker.
I know, Patrina, how's the job to do? And I
get thousands of emails like this every day about her,
and she's awesome. Again. This guy couldn't have the language

(08:05):
is very good and I see down the bottom of
here he's a multi hyphen e founder slash CEO and
this is the language of leaders. I know Patrina has
a job to do and she is awesome yet again.
Yesterday she announced the winner of F one without giving
a moment for me to mute the radio in the car.

(08:26):
Oh dear. Now, I'm not one to complain usually, but
this truly has happened far too often, and it really
wouldn't be too much to ask for her to say
and the winner of the Miami F one is This
would give me a few moments to mute the radio.
Christian being a for F one fan, and the time
zone here being a challenger, I have to either watch
the race at midnight or watch the replay the next day.

(08:47):
And I'm sure hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of
fans to the same. I'm not sure about that, mister
wolf I know this has been a topic before, and
I fully appreciate you made a decision to not say
spoiler alerts during the news, but I think there must
be and this is the language of business leaders, a

(09:07):
compromise position. Keen to hear your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Wow, well, he's just asking for a rearrangement of the
sentence to start with the Miami Grand Prix and then
finish with the winner.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
You know.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
The thing is, I understand, totally, totally, totally, mister Wolfere.
But the thing is why.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
You patronize it, called it mister wolfie. You didn't call
you patty poopoo, did he?

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Unless you're living under a rock in this current world?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, and until the customer is always right.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
No, no, no, it doesn't sound like compromise, It doesn't you.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
You can't be blind to with all the social media
and all the online news and everything that's surrounding us now,
people get their news.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
In various fooms everywhere, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
I appreciate what you're saying, and I will keep that
top of mind when I'm right. No, seriously, I will.
But unfortunately, the news cycle that we're in at the
moment with all the influences.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I want to join what mister Wolf is said action
and from now on, don't give out any of the
d's results. I'm saving up all the games to the
end of the year. I'm going to watch them in
a game marathon over seventy two glorious hours.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
I will keep that top of mind.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I don't think you can say spoiler in the news
and sport. It's a real time news and sport. Turn
the radio down when it's the news all the sport.
If you know it's F one, you don't hear anymore.
But you used to hear it a lot when we
were kids. They turn away now.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Now if you don't want to hear the results.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yeah, but it's just it's everywhere now, it's everywhere we look,
and it's kind of undeniable unfortunately. But thank you for
writing in in But I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Don't know, mister Wolf.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
What she's saying is your situation is undeniable, Yes, unfixable.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yes it is. Yeah. I remember years ago when way
before like mobile phones or anything, and about holp Us
five on the BBC on Saturday, when there was just
one kickoff. It would have been the same here and
footy back in the days, there's just one kickoff at
three o'clock Saturday afternoon, all games around the UK, all
all the leagues all just kicked off at the same time,
three o'clock half five. Millions of families were gathered on

(11:13):
the TV and you get the results. There's another way
to find it out. And they used to do a thing.
Go where if you if you want to watch the
highlights later on the evening and go and if you
don't want to know a score, please look away now.
It's a very respectful BBC thing to do. Please look away, yes,
please look away now. If you don't want to know
the dumb fermanent clash with invenus, please look away right now.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
So perhaps what are you going to do?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Change? Nothing?

Speaker 6 (11:35):
No, I might look at changing how I sentence structure.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
The sentence structure, Yeah, I changed, and speak English as well,
just maybe tiring that up.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Yeah exactly, saying like Oscar Piastre has just won the Miami.
I'll just say the Miami the result.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
You've done it again, you're a serian offender.

Speaker 7 (11:59):
Patch.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
I will try to remember to restructure the sentence. But
you know, so hopefully you'll have time to turn your
dial down briefly.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Gotcha, all right, thank you.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yesterday on the show, Chat was talking about these cars
that him and his wife have that they kind of
share them out to distribute who actually does to really
name who does what task in any household in relationship,
because it's a murky, mysterious areas and as where it's
not actually spoken about who does what.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
There's a lot of gray areas in simple household chores.
The one we were talking about yesterday is who takes
the bins out and who puts the new bin liner in?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Taking the bin out is one thing. It's replacing it
with the bin liner. It's like opening up a contrascemptive,
isn't it. It's that gossamer thing not even a millimeter,
isn't it between your thumb and forking you're blowing on it.
It's like, surely there should be some new way that
they can just do something.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
We're just expands and.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Then you have to do that thing where you jelly
fish it to get the air.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
So now that no, by the way, I can't move
on the worst bit then is when you put it in,
you have to like tuck it when it goes back
in in that cylinder, otherwise it furlls up like a
sock that slips down your foot.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Well, first you also have to push it down and
get the air outside so it's not too airy under
there and there's not pockets of air. And then you're right.
You have to draight forward.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Keep it tight and then release your hands. Did you
drop in the cylinder in?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
So it's not an easy job. But what these cards do,
and now I know that bins and bin liners are
my job is because there's about one hundred cards here
of different household chores and things that a family would
need to do.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I love this. I think it's like a draft day
for domestic duties.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
And that's what it is. You put all the cards
out in front of you and you trade.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
You I'll trade you pick five.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Essentially, you decide who does what? So why don't I
pick a few random and and we just say who
in our family does this job?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
So yesterday I was telling my wife about this chat
and she goes, she goes, on, my god, I'm going
to order these and you should be really scared because
then I think I'm going to have to give you
more duties, and I went, I can't remember where Jack
got them from.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I was like, goddamn it, don't rock them too much.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Sarah can get them from brother winely available online. It's
called the fair Play Deck.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Totally sold out.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay, I'll just pick one at random, and we say,
if it's still a gray area in your house, or
if somebody does the job.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Of I mean, probably ease up on the shuffler. Now
he's been shufflings about five minutes. David Blaine, whose job
is it to wring the mail in?

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Oh, that's year a week, that's mine.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
I never got it.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
You never bought see one to Sarah already.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
God, this is not going to look good.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I just leave it. It's just bills, just suppressing.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
But somebody, see, that's the thing is a lot of they.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Call me that.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
They will call me. If it's the buildings paint, they
call you.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
You do it at your house, Patsy, certainly do do
you read the direct now?

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Like the junk mail?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
You?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Oh, I love it?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Always does that love?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
It doesn't even get in the house for me. I
go past the recycling.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Before I love it.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
I keep it in a pile and once awake, like
on a so day, a cup of tea, I'll just
flick through.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
My wife should have a couple of ten.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
I want you all that crap.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's like cheap garden furniture, gum boots.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Don't we have one of these?

Speaker 3 (15:16):
We need one? The dready bit is certainly, I'll just
hear this. Can you order five of these?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Now we've got a new dust bust. We never wanted
four in our life, all right. The next one is
calendar keeper. Who keeps the diary of everyone in the family,
not me.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
We just have our own individual We don't have a
joint family.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
We don't have a joint one night.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
We we do think ours up, of course, of.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Course you do.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
The next one is.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Don't forget we've got a Tuesday collage in class.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
It's in my mind to.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
The next one is memories and photos. Who keeps your
photo albums?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Change you think we have memories? Where is the memory keeper?
Three memories have been lost Sarah this week?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Memory? Yeah, oh yeah, I'm always looking after the memory photo.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
I actually make them.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
For everybody's birthday show.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
I am so we've worked I.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
To my wife. That's the ratio. All right.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
One more for today is lawn and garden.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Me.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well, yeah, I think that is one of those jobs.
And Bianca loves to say there's no gendered roles in
the house, but that gets given to the man.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
All right, Okay.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
The Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Podcast yesterday on the show, producer Rio in quite unset
or language, was talking about people of a certain age, elders,
wisdom keepers. Sometimes they behave in a way where they
don't really they give up caring so much. My eldest
daughter was flying back yesterday from Sydney, right, and she

(17:03):
said there was an elderly couple. She was on the wind.
She was by the window, their middle and aisle seat.
She nears the other toilet. They say, climb over us.
Has anyone she rang, me went, have you ever experienced this?
I went, I have never. I've never known of that.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
An economy on it.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Family is family, sure, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Before when the girls were younger, you can literally get
past them over you put two strangers.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
And that the elderly lady was in and as my.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Daughter Ruby is trying to scooch over her, so did
she go.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Through past the knees or did she try to actually
go over the laps.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
She tried to go over the laps. And you know
what it's like in economy. I think it was like
a jet stuff like there's not much room. Is that
there's no wiggle room. So she's like gripping so tightly
the seat and at the seats in front like cliff
faces to get those fingerholes, you know, like Ethan in
Mission Impossible, crawing on. And then the people in the
those seats are going, hey, cancuse scooch over these two

(18:04):
old people who were just sat there.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
That's so quite happy.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
For it to happen.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
And then she knows she's going to go through this
when she comes back.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I have never heard of.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
That card for the arthritic knees to stand up. And
they thought, look, it's just easy, I just crawl over,
she said.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
They appear to be enjoy the game, and at one
point the elderly lady as my daughter sort of trying
to move over her.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Goes, we're all girls here.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Don't worry about it, all right, let's get into the
this week's sort. You can get your rage on now.
Don't go to work angry. Have your rage on the
show give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two,
what small thing gives you big rage? So yesterday on

(18:50):
the show, we're talking about ben Liners, and I didn't
realize a couple of my wife's spy friends obviously message
going nice. The learning is a tramp about this.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
When are we going to kill him?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I wonder you need those crutches anyway? Get in and
my wife.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Didn't say hello.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I could see where there's an you know, when you
walk in sometimes the house there's an agenda you're not
aware of. And she goes telling stories about me again
on the radio about not putting bin Liners in, and
we're good morning, darling.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
It's like she swiveled like it waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I mean, those aren't my words, but I'm not disagreeing
with the words villain and evil. And I said, well
you don't. I suggest the other day you waited, you
waited for me to put it in. She goes, I
was waiting it out. Then I go to use to
bathroom and there's a bear toilet roll, which I take
a photo. I take a photo. I don't say anything
for a couple of hours. Then I send her a

(19:45):
message at five o'clock right, simply saying sorry about telling
lies in a radio with a photo of that boo
boo boom.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
And then where do you hide for the next few hours.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I left the house immediately. I haven't remember back since
I've entered witness protection. I can never go back to
that family. Bye bye, girls, I love you always. Pretty
A great ride, all right, Patsy, what's the view? Small thing,
big raide?

Speaker 6 (20:09):
This feels like groundhog Day because I have talked about
this before. Yesterday the love God came down from the office,
had his side plate from his sandwich for lunch. The
dishwasher is open, the draw is even out, and what
does he do sit in the sink the thing.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
The sink is the waiting room.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
No, it's not no no no, no, no, no, no,
especially go on.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
The mouth is open. Put the plate in the mouth.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yes, there's it's like a red carpet. It's rolled out
for you. Just put it in there.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
How sometimes you see that when it's open and it's
all it's all open to be put away.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, that's what that's the risk your.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
I mean, that's one of the worst jobs in the
house is emptying that dishes.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
It is stacking it.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I like doing it, like organize it, empting. It only
takes you what ninety seconds?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's the worst job in the house, is.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
A bending and twisting and you have to think about it,
don't you.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Every Yes, you're right, with every new cutlery or.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Goes back to the west Sco with the wooden sort
of stir aspatchers or they because it's not used a lot.
Does that go in that random draw that you can
barely open.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Then you'll get a miscellaneous item.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
There's always a tea spoon under the arm thing down
the bottom.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
That's why. And I know what Chris is doing. You
don't even want to open the dish washer.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
It is an invitation to empty.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Don't you defend him? Jackie should be putting his plates
in the dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
What's it view, Jackie boy? Small thing? Big rage?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
All right? My wife loves to She loves books and
claims to be a big book lover, except.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
She does love. He runs a book club.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
If you love books, would you do this? She often
doesn't have a bookmark and will leave the page she's
on open faced down.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I do this all the time, creating a crease in
the spot the librarian get out in your giant square over.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
To that will create a book, the book, the character
of the book.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yes, that's right, it's been enjoyed. Yeah, me too, I
do that. Yeah no, no, Tuck, Yeah, I'm going to
break into your house and do that to all your books. Yeah,
I'm coming in.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I'm coming in.

Speaker 7 (22:21):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I can't believe it, Christian, I think I'm with mister Wolfe.
Another spoiler alert in the news there. I was going
to waane. So I got home tonight to find out
who the new Victoria Police Commissioner is going to be
by Pats has ruined it. The Pats doing the news
real time. Sorry about this very funny. I thought there

(22:44):
was serious then and I was like, oh god, this
is entitled interesting street. What's now we can't do the news.
I thought it's going to work for the police and
really didn't want to find out to know who it is.
All right, we're doing small things, big rage.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Small?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
What small thing drives you over the as Christian?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
When someone parks in my car spot on the street,
it's at the front of my house, which means technically
it's mine. And then they've gone to caps Lock, go
park somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
That does not make it your car.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
No, it does. I'm with them, I think morally, spiritually,
it really does. No, it's not the streets. It's not
the streets. It's right outside our house. It I'm with you,
drives me nuts. My wife and I would go bloody car.
Still part there, all of them outside our house.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
Do you peer out the front?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
You do? Don't you do that little peering thing? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Public space?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
How much joy do you get an assult? And as
an adult peering from a hindlines or a curtains it
just peering out of things going on out in the streets.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
So keep part of daily tasks.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
You know, we're talking about them earlier, is peering what's
going out the street, what they have to do over a.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Road, a radar goes off, Chris is every time someone
parks right out the front of.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Our house, I do, I hear, I hear it. It's
a sense I have a super bower. Dare I say
as well?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
The other one is you suddenly see someone selling the
house in your street.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
It's a big day everyone everyone on what's wonder what
they're putting it up for?

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Do you have the sneaky walk through even though you
are interesting?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
You're kidding, I do not go through the open house
of your neighbors.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Oh my god, but now we're empty nesters. This is
a whole new kind of domestic cosplates. My wife and
I as a couple thinking about downsize.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Backstory to tell the real estate.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
We're not actually we're not, We're not that interesting doubling.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Maybe you do that with neighbor houses.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
In the streets.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, every time, even for rentals.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
See in here in Australia, the people selling it, the vendors,
they're never there. In the UK, it's so awkward. You
sell your home, you have to be there to welcome
people in with the real estate. It's it's so awkward
as well, because you know, sometimes you walk in somewe
ago bloody hate it and you're literally you're out there
a minute. They go everything.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Okay, yeah, get a phone charger.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I've got interested to know what all my neighbors.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
What a great idea.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
There's one at the end of our street and it's
got an open house this Saturday, I think.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
A huh.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
And do you do that thing where you're old judging
judge face.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Oh my god, oh a brown leather couch.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Well change the colors for a.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Start, guys, this is I'm going to take my wife
in a minute. Excitement abounds. What a time to be alive, Christian,
small thing, big rage. The bin shoot in my apartment
building has been out of action for eight days now.
I have to get the get in the lift with
a stinky old full bin liner and go down there. Christian,
I am with mister Wolf. Millions of us stop saying this.

(25:59):
Speak king for millions. This is you and mister Wolf.
Millions of US F one fans are in blackout bubbles
until we watch the race. I've been doing this for decades.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
You know what, don't listen to the news.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
We can't be telling people not to listen when we
just called our way back up the ladder to number one.
It's not like radio snakes and ladders. Why did the
show lose that number one past topicople not to listen?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
We lost all Formula one fan And.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
You know it's cold because Jack and I are a
couple of petrol heads. It's top gear radio every single
day with us. Good morning Ray, Yeah, anyail you that's
it right?

Speaker 9 (26:35):
The draw dishes.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
I can't stand it. Now.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
What do you mean when someone just rinses them under
the taps then leaves like nature to to try them
without using a tea towel.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, they basically, but they do wash them properly,
sho open the water and evening and wash them and
rinse them, and they leave them in the leave them
in the wreck That drives me cry.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Manky old thing the rat it's called. No, it's a
temporary thing. There there, you go, get the tee tawel,
you dry them, you take it away. I feel like, no,
it does in this the lazy man's dryer.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
No, yes, what te tails are there for?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, that's right. Ray, I'm with you on that one,
Thank you very much. Ray was in the middle of
something else. We'll actually in his mind, far more bortant
than check to us on the radio.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Christian, I'm the Parker. I had someone drive to my
spot on front of me, and I pulled up behind
them until they left and I stared at them. Victory
is mine? What is this a Russell Crowe movie? Terrifying
scenes a week's time. Then we're taking you to go
and see the brilliant Beatle Juice to Musical Rhymes at

(27:50):
Melbourne's Regents Theater this week, the seventh of May. Prepare
for a night of screamingly good fun. You can put
your tickets now at ticketec.

Speaker 10 (27:59):
Listen, come along and join us, call us now big
to Jueason, so so good, beep dying just to see it.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
It's so great you won't want to go. So we
take you next Tuesday night to go and see beat
To do some musica beforehand, come and have drinks and
dinner with the team. We're all going to be at
Champagne Problems, which is a very cool cocktail bar before
we take you over the road like a little school trip.
Let's all do the crocodile or hands in a file.
Somebody's had one of those big giant foam fingers. Follow

(28:32):
Jack at the Regents Theater next Tuesday nights. If you'd
love to come along, we're giving away spaces right now
thirteen fifty five twenty two. Now ready, this is a
great night out. It's gonna be great fun or some musical.
You get dinner and drinks. Let's add in. Now, let's
take it to the next level. I noticed you were
shuffling cards earlier, and you have you do you believe

(28:54):
that you are skilled as a kind of you? Can
you know a few card tricks?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I know some magic tricks. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
How do you feel like you being a resident magician?
You know? Sometimes I've been to things where they have
like a magician who wanders around to groups and they
do close up magic.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I always it's really good, But that could you be
that person.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
That's impressive magic? I know a few very basically well.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
The way you carry around is is if you are
the next David Blaine, this is your moment. You've got
seven days to sharpen up those fine notor skills.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Will I actually have a pack of cards from the
Magic Castle in Los Angeles, the Home of magic. You
get there, you have to know a magician.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
So who do you know?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
A friend of a friend knew a magician and was
able to get us tickets to the Magic Castle. I've
got to say it was a little bit underwhelming. We
went on a Tuesday night, not there, Rockbuster, not what
is it?

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Improv night, and we thought it was.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
People having to go no yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
No carry out magic carry.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Out, especially an open mic life.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Oh no, that's not a magic castle.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I got a decord cards from the magic Castle. I'll
be happy to be a magician before Beetle Juice next week.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
All we need is a cup the tricks yep, okay,
I've already got one.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I got one.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Is it cold? Is this your card? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Card tricks are pretty much.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I've just written down something that we're going to need
for next week. If you make sure it doesn't see it,
get that. But we need that asap. Why are you
guys doing look away, look Away, look away? Yeah? We're
going to absolutely need that. Now. I'm glad you're happy
to do this. We're also going to need in the
next twenty four hours. You can't just simply be Jackposts.
You need to be you need to have a magician. Magician.

(30:34):
If you think about all the Great Chris Angel, the
Great Concerting, That's what I was about to say, The
Great Gatsby. I've not read the book. I don't think he's.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Lean out of Gapio some of that close up magic.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Is this is your card? I am the Great Gatsbee?

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Is this.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
All right?

Speaker 7 (30:54):
So?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Wow? Drinks sliders, Canna pays magic the Great I'll have
it by tomorrow. Wow wait, okay, twenty four hours give
us a call now lines are up, and then if
you want to come and join us.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Next Tuesday night and Night's out with the team. Come
and join us. All we're off to take you to
Beatle Juice to Musical. We're meeting up beforehand champagne problems
for cocktails and cannapeys and food. And now I've managed
to persuade Jack Post, amateur magician to become pro magician

(31:33):
for the night. You might have been to these events
sometimes where a magician comes down does close up magic
and he works the room doing various trips, turning heads
and getting Wow's okay, I know.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
At this current stage, I know about two card tricks
and that's it.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
So you need to have at least three and they
need to be really really good. You can't have fumbling
or stumbling or is this one? God, yeah, you've got.
You've got seven days to become a great magician. Listener,
come along and join us.

Speaker 10 (32:04):
Call us now, big do Jueason so so good, beep
dying just to see it.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
It's so great you won't want to go.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Also, the thing we need to get today are smoke bombs.
I see. You can't just be there and saying hello
to people. We need to get everyone there, all the
listeners are coming along. And then I say now for
a very special guest. And then you would arrive out
of a door somewhere like a fire scuple of men's
toilets RhE, and I would then throw on the floor smoke,
theatrical smoke bombs through the smoke appears. The greater whatever

(32:38):
your magical name is going to be.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
You don't worry that. The bigger the entrance, the higher
the expectations of the Madicia.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Hopefully, I've made a career out of that, paying very
little loft, so much promising potential, paining very lot. It's
a career of smoke, no mirrors, just a lot of smoke.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I also say, well, where the fire alarms and sprinklers
come on in the bar, that we're out all the
summer out.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
In the labe. But hey, that's your first trick, you go,
that's magic trick number one, So now you've got four
under your belt.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
I want to see a top heat as well.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
It has to have a top hat. You need a
caine as well. Yeah, yeah, do that have caines?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yes, absolutely, but one of the two hands for shuffling
and dealing.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Put it down, give it to your assistant. Rio you
can be the assistant, you do.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Magicians do have assistance, don't they?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah? Okay, all right, then let's find out who's joining us.
Hello too, we've there's two people there?

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Shannon and Jenny? Hi? Guys there you're going?

Speaker 11 (33:35):
So is this sh We really want to go?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
I really want to say, is this Shannon and Jenny?

Speaker 12 (33:41):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
And do you work together? What's to do? Why are
you together? In the car right now?

Speaker 13 (33:46):
We're driving down to drop the car off for a service.

Speaker 9 (33:48):
We're stuck in the traffic. It's like an hour and
a half drive. And Jenny's God, you've got to ring
up a toy get these tickets.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
So I've been ringing and here we are. Here we are,
my friend. All of our lives have been leading to this, convergent.
I love it, Hi, right now, you two are a blast.
You've got to come along. We'd love it all right.
We'll see you there, Jenny seeing it's Tuesday night.

Speaker 9 (34:10):
Awesome going.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I don't hell, that's like a threat.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
I mean, we meant to have that kind of energy,
but it would be suspicious if we're that sort of caffeinated.
This summeeron, I think we're on something. Janelle, Good morning, Janelle.

Speaker 14 (34:24):
Yeah, Hi, there guys are going great now.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Word on and getting through. There are seventy two million
people trying to call right now, word on and getting through. Janelle,
tell us why you'd love to come along to Beatlejuice
the musical next Tuesday Night with us.

Speaker 14 (34:36):
Well, I normally work on Tuesday nights.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
I work at the children's hospital, and somehow the stars
have aligned.

Speaker 14 (34:41):
I have Tuesday night off, so I could see there.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
You have to come along, Jack.

Speaker 14 (34:45):
I think we should call him Misstic Jack.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
By the way, mister Jack, Mystic Jacksraga. What about missto
is very Australian wad of just adding an and o
at the things misso as any missto the trick.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Magicians.

Speaker 14 (35:01):
I don't want to miss so the night.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
No, you know.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Catflags are spreading.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Jew you definitely invited, Okay, come along next Tuesday. Look
forward to meeting you properly. Thanks. Thanks, have a good week. Andrea,
Good morning, Mine, Christian, good morning, Andrea, Good morning, Angie,
Fancy coming along next Tuesday night. Hello, yeah, hello, hello,
Misso you're not mucking around one of another one of
your tricks are no smoke bombs on the show, Andrea,

(35:29):
are you there well? Yes, every morning contractually six till
nine put one Andrew, Yeah, it's still I'm still here
the old line too, oh Misso thank you very much.

Speaker 14 (35:48):
Magical Jack. I have to see him next week.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Absolutely missed though, the great missto. Now listen, Andrew Beatle Juice.

Speaker 14 (35:55):
You're a big fan, big fan seeing both movies, seeing
them when I first came out up years and years ago.
And it's also my birthday next week, so I attend
this night out with this early.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Birthday drinks were going to get me, Oh my god,
and magic as well. What an amazing night, the greatest
fright of your life, Andrew. We're seeing next Tuesday night.

Speaker 14 (36:15):
Fantastic.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Thank you. All right, that's the tickets of.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
This morning back tomorrow Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
We call this three topic Tuesday. We have not one,
not two, but three ways to share your stories with
the show today. You could be winning an instant one
thousand dollars at any moment on our show when we
hear it, we give it away for our instant Caller
of the Week now talking about call all the week. Friday,

(36:43):
we had an incredible story. We were asking looking for
your stories. Have you ever set a trap? About to
play your quick little highlight of a man called Danny
that called us about a teacher trap that him and
his colleagues had said trying to catch smokers at the school.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
This has gone viral since Friday.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
One point eight million views is incredible for this phone
call from Danny. It's had at four hundred thousand lakes
as well. This is Danny's story from Friday.

Speaker 13 (37:09):
I'm a school teacher and on our duty on the Oval,
and we were trying to bust the smokers because smokers
obviously always go to the far corners of the Oval
news set of trees. So I went out before recess
and climbed.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Up the tree.

Speaker 13 (37:20):
So I was on the phone to my collie telling
him who was smoking? You just named them? He said, you, you, you,
and you, and they're looking at him saying, how do
you know. When we went out the next week, we
knew that they were going to look up the tree,
so we wield a recycling bin out and put it
next to the tree and I got in the bin.
So we busted them second time around, and they decided
to relocate after that.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
It's a story for the ages that I'm always going
to remember that story, all right, So today, have you
got a story about setting a trap? Thirteen fifty five
twenty two, If you've got a story about setting a trap?
Like Danny also, we were looking for biggest order you've
made one thing? Okay, big orders of one thing? And
wrong doors Rio you went in a wrong door recently.

Speaker 10 (37:58):
Yeah, on the weekend on Saturday, we're in Northcote and
we saw one of those little signs that say like
open house this way.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
So they're like, oh, yeah, we'll have a little look.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Walked in.

Speaker 10 (38:07):
There's a big house with a big sign, you know,
for sale, blah blah blah. So we walked in, the
doors open, and this woman comes in the hallway and
she goes Hi. We're like Hi, can I help you? Like, oh, yeah,
we're just here for the open house. She's like, this
is not an open house. But we just thought because

(38:27):
it was on the same street that we'd be fine
to walk in because it was the open.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Must have scared the hell out of her. She was
really she was just I think she must have thought
I was Northcote, just like, hey, can I polite? What
are you doing in my home?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Oh? Sorry, we thought the sign meant open house.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
No no, no, we've got no open houses. No no
like oh okay sorry around yeah, yeah, ship has place.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
She got hire by the way, dream of her an
open house like this?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
All right?

Speaker 4 (38:57):
So Lineeship Now, thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Your stories. If you've ever set a trap? Have you
made a big order of just one thing? And Wrong
Doors thirteen fifty five, twenty.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
Two, Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Have you ever set a trap for somebody? If so,
you want to hear a story on thirteen fifty five
twenty two, Maybe made a big order for just one thing?
Or you've got a story about wrong doors. Mark You've
got to still about setting a trap.

Speaker 9 (39:24):
Mate, Yeah, Christian, I was living in Florida many years
ago and discovered that my newspaper kept getting stolen. So
I wasn't really sure what to do without that. I
chased up the newspaper people. They all said it was
being delivered sort of just passed around now and seemed
to know anything about it. So one day I thought,
I'll set a trap. I heard the newspaper hit the

(39:47):
lawn out the front, and I raced outside the tube
of super glue, put a whole in Dobb's superglue all
over the thing and it all it looked.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Like, was was you like? Yeah, yeah, nice fresh morning
there in Florida. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
So I went back inside after breakfast, went back out,
the newspapers gone, and I thought, you, Pudi, I've got someone. So,
you know, not only a trap, but a little bit
of a revenge, because I'm thinking, Whoevern's picked this newspaper up,
their hand is just gonna be covered in super good
and you know what that's like. And of course after
that newspaper never went missing again.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Wow, wow, I'm super citizen, no on message with your
newspaper exactly right. That's mark awesome story. Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
All right, every good day, and you mate. Christian O'Connell
show go on podcast.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Every single show. The show is maybe you guys, your
stories are stories? Three ways? Should you share your stories today?
Any stories about wrong Gore? What was the other side
of it? On thirteen fifty five, twenty two, also this
morning going to come to stories about have you made
a very large order of just one thing. I remember
when one of my daughters turning ten shaded la classmates.

(40:57):
We'd hid this village hall for a birthday party in
the summer's press. You want them to have a great time.
You want all their friends have a good time, because
they all sort of gossip about each other's party. So anyway,
I thought, I need a load of helium balloons. So
I went into this some party shop run by the
most miserable human being. It was almost ironic that the
most miserable man I've ever encid of my life was
running this party shop. I get it. I guess with

(41:18):
all that fun coming in through the door, it just
did something to him. Anyway, So I need twenty five
helium balloons, and he goes, okay, right, well, I can
pump them up for you all this and he said
he part nearby, and there was nowhere nearby party. It
was like a five to ten minute warm He said,
come back tomorrow morning. That's when the party was at
eight am. And he actually said word for word, keep
knocking because he lived above the place. And I get
the feeling he was going to. He's someone who has he.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Needs to be woken up at eight am.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
He enjoys a drink. It was just, you know, there's
just a vibe about some people that and I was like,
just just keep knocking. But the guy who runs the
party shop, okay. Anyway, next morning I go there, I
keep knocking it. I'm there five minutes kicking this door
as well. I'm thinking I had one job to get these.
I need these twenty five balloons. Anyway, all mates literally
looks like he hasn't slept in about five days. He

(42:03):
starts pumping up these helium balloons. And then I don't
know if you've ever tried to corral helium balloons.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Not easy.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
They just want to go up right. They don't want
to be herded and crowd. Now it's suddenly caught a
bus stay on a Sunday morning. I've got twenty five.
I'm alone, I've got a five minute walk. I can
barely see at times because they're floating in front of
my face, just twenty five of them. Then it was
like a usc tento fight trying to wrestle them into
the car as they're floating in the car. Coming back

(42:31):
out towards me. I'm trying to not pop them, obviously,
because I need twenty five. The car fills with them.
I'm actually shut the door. They're in the driver's seat,
the passenger seat, the back seats, they're everywhere. I'm actually
open the driver's door. Push them away from me. Get in.
I can't see out of it. There's no way of
seeing the rear view mirror. Absolute nightmare. So have you

(42:51):
got any stories about a single order of one thing? Sorry,
a very big large order of one thing. Let us
know On thirteen fifty five, twenty two and coome.

Speaker 11 (42:59):
On Morning Crew, how are you?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, we're good, Welcome to show. And you've got a
story about setting a track?

Speaker 11 (43:05):
I did. I set a trap for my eighteen year
old son. My husband and I were heading away into
state for a weekend, and I just had a sneaky
suspicion leaving an eighteen year old boy at home could
perhaps get up to a bit of mischief. So I
did all my gin bottles into.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Sophisticate eighteen year old gin. I love botanicals.

Speaker 11 (43:27):
It was free, so, of course, so I hit all
the gin in a drink bottle, filled it up with water,
came home at the end of the weekend. So I
feel like a gin and tonic? Do you want one?

Speaker 7 (43:37):
To my son?

Speaker 11 (43:39):
And he goes and he just looked at me blankly
and he's like maybe, And so I made us a
gin and tonic with gin and he said, this test
really different, a.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Lot stronger than what I was drinking on the weekend longer.

Speaker 11 (43:53):
And so now five years later, when I still make
a gin and tonic, I just look at him sometimes
that he just smirked.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
These a pacebo drinks what they were all having as well,
Like God, this stuff is so strong. Anyone else so
wrong right now? And thank you very much the story.

Speaker 11 (44:11):
Thanks guys, have a great one.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Samantha Brackets, English, Good morning.

Speaker 12 (44:15):
Good morning, Hello, how are you all?

Speaker 3 (44:18):
We're very well.

Speaker 12 (44:19):
Mine is a wrong door, a major wrong door. So
I just finished night shift and I drove straight away
all the way down to Phillip Island, about a two
and a half hour drive, and part my car got
out of it and I was visiting my friends for
a long weekend. Knock on the door, no answer, So
I'll just try it. Walked in, looked around, looked to

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the right. I haven't made their bed. That's unusual. Never mind,
go in look for the spare room. Thought that's different.
There's normally bunks in here, as shit was an.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Office and none of these, none of these clues.

Speaker 12 (44:55):
So I had my till, I had my overnight bag,
I had everything all under my arm. So I thought, well,
I I just planked them in this room. Anyway, it
looks this one looks made.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Did that?

Speaker 12 (45:04):
Went back into the lounge. They had a blue lounge, right,
that's great. Turned around, so kitchen's messy, that's unusual. Turned
to the left. Thought, oh my gosh, oh no, no, no,
there's a cabinet here with those dinky dye metal racing cars. No,
oh my god, I'm now mortified. I ran back to

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the room, grabbed my stuff and bolted very quickly out
the door.

Speaker 11 (45:32):
Next door.

Speaker 12 (45:33):
I'd gone into number twenty seven. My friends live in
twenty five.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Just a small difference, but a very big difference.

Speaker 12 (45:41):
My my eye stopped. I literally froze in that kitchen,
and thank goodness that man wasn't home. I did tell him,
I did tell him when I met him.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Well, yeah, met him later in the day, and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
As well about those dinky cars. Bit old for that,
aren't you?

Speaker 12 (46:01):
I was multified?

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Yeah, all right then, Samantha, thank you very much.

Speaker 12 (46:06):
Well, thank you, you have a lovely day, and you.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Olivia Coleman, thank you very much. Let's go too, Let's
go to It's like the Rocky Hole song. I turned
to the left, I turned to the right, I turned
back around again. And good morning Anne, Good morning Christian.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
When my dad was a secondary store teacher, he set
a trap. He was getting pretty annoyed with a group
of boys who were constantly getting into the toilets to smoke,
and so he and a colleague decided they would go
in and wait until the smoke started rising from the cubicle. So,
sure enough, the smoke went up and the two teachers
either side threw a bucket of water over the petition

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into the cubicle, and the smoke was clearing. The Only
problem with this was that it turned out it wasn't
a student.

Speaker 11 (46:54):
It was one of the other teachers.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
On a sneaky smoke. Oh that was probably the highlight
of that guy's day.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Just a minute on a dance, Oh, just a field.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
And brilliant story.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Thank you very much, Christian O'Connell. Show go on podcast
this Sunday.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Do not forget that special powerful lady in your life
when you hear this. No, it's the mum alarm, Patsy,
how are things tracking? You must have heard rumors, whispers
in the house.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
Well you know what. Chris is taking Audrey to school
this morning. Hey, guys, turn the radio up. There has
been no chatter, no talk whatsoever, even though I've.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Been dropping what's called a surprise.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
They're behind closed doors.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I'm sure right now planning.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Have you picked up the flowers? You get the puppy,
some more chickens.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
I am not fooled by that scheme. No, there are
no plans underway.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
So do you know there's no plans underway?

Speaker 6 (48:08):
They've made no means.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
What I worry about is that you could be correct,
because I tell you why yesterday you were telling us
all these off in school camp.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Isn't she yes tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, so this is an unusual week. That's kind of
like everyone's forgotten about poor old bats. Yeah, no, excuse
trying to sound the mom alarming. I can do.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Vegetables that she didn't get to on the high.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
No.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
Yes, so you've got how many days? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
satdy is five days?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
What would you like?

Speaker 6 (48:38):
What you really would like? And I say this towards
every you know what I really really would like if
she just wrote me a letter about anything, or.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Even anything anything? Birds of prey, how about the golden
eagle flies high in our console?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Did aliens build the pyramids?

Speaker 4 (48:55):
May be more worried and kid rub me? Let's about
anything like what Fathers Day?

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Read the room? Something about me?

Speaker 6 (49:01):
You thoughts on a bit of paper, take on my alone.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
And we die alone? That Mother's day? Something something really personal?

Speaker 6 (49:16):
Yeah, yeah, just yeah, from her heart to mine.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
That's lovely, that's really nice. Well, now you're in a
situation when I became a dad, suddenly your mom gets
kind of eclipse by your wife, who is now a mom.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Who as I keep thinking of Mother's Day, I keep
thinking what we're going to do for Bianco And sadly.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Basically it's like that, you know, the space shuttle has
those rocket thrusters and get get their son up into
life and you push them aside.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, wow, I'll think about got to look after both.
Mother has already dropped a hint. Get this, she's what's
she up to?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Now?

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Get this?

Speaker 8 (50:00):
What is it.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Little lady, you would love to take a poll of
what you guys honestly think perfumes cost. She gets this,
you might get this as well. Some Mecca gives you
like a free little things every day. It's like every
once a month. It's like Christmas for us. Like I'm
going to go and get my Mecca gift. So she
got this tiny little capsule of perfume and she goes,

(50:22):
I love this. What I want It's called Mason Clvelli.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Yeah, she said, you know what I would love for
Mother's her name alone screens money.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
I thought, Mason Clave.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
When I think of perfumes, honestly, think of like the
guys about there's no way guess how much it costs
three hundred eighty dollars.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Well, she's worth it, isn't she?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
She brewed your son and you can't step up.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
She's not worth three and eighty dollars.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Just when I was prepared, what's all that gold and
the equipment of yours? When those trousers aren't you, I
know they're not luling lemon gold and twenty easily you've
got that stimulator in the garden, I know, and all
that's up.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
When when there is a cannegery in your head that
says perfume cost between fifty and seventy dollars maximum, you
get that sits. I was just shocked to see the
retail prize of.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Three and eighty dollars is the special day?

Speaker 3 (51:25):
JE gotcha, Gene, You've got it, haven't you?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I haven't got it yet. It can really be eighty dollars.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I think the reaction that you actually remembered and went
out did that. Plus, she's obviously been with you, well,
she knows how you are. Jacket actually gettinghim as was asshole. Wow,
we get.

Speaker 13 (51:47):
You.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
It's a lot. It'll be the biggest.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Day of her lifel surf the Internet's if masic is
doing any smaller.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
One Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
You're actually pale stress, he is. He's actually changed pallor.
The thought of hanging over a couple of hundred bucks
for your beloved wife who grew and gave birth to
your son.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
It's three hundred plus and bottle.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I've seen your Calloway bespoke tailor made clubs.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
It works out for more than three dollars per.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Milliarly seriously put her money on meal. She would be
so happy.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
It is definitely worth it. I just have trouble, trouble
doing the giving his money to Mason Cravelli for such
a small I.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Think it's Mason we pronouncing like Mason Cox the smell
American foot.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
What have you spent on your golf clubs?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
I just need It's not just that he's got all
this parafferna and he's got like matching outfits.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
But you've got one of those nets in.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
A back garden.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
But that was only one hundred and twenty dollars. It
is huge, huge, This is three hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Say what she can treat your mama rights.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
She's not my mother as well, she's body's mom. This
is coming out of kop.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Get Him was a new responsored water on the playground
this week to raise much needed funds. What's this for?
Is it the starving No, it's for my dad. This
is the Mason Clavelli Foundation, all right on the time
wasted to day for the best in Show, brilliant price
five hundred dollars best restaurant voucher. Jack could be trying

(53:36):
to win this.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Can you I read email?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Can I eat it? Mecca? Oh? Thanks to master Chef
tonight on Master Cheffer Challenge so difficult it will be
the mother of all de dessert seven thirty tonight on
ten and ten play good morning to Barb Christian. Years ago,
my son couldn't afford gifts for Christmas. A sort of

(54:00):
letter about what he valued about us, what he learned
from us. It is to this day the most precious
gift I've ever received, so personal, I'll keep it forever, invaluable.
Hope all he can do a letter for you.

Speaker 6 (54:13):
Patsy pressures on now, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (54:15):
But just narrow it down so to do with your mum,
Perhaps he said about anything, it's not a Philly buster.
Alrighty today, then we're looking for your drink movies. It
is World Beverage Week. What do you think the top
five highest selling drinks in the world are?

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Okay, te no no, that would be no no Hi.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Starbucks coffee at number five. Starbucks make eight thousand coffees
every single minute of the day. Coca Colar bang number one,
Pepsi number two.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
Ites bottled water.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Water would be one of the biggest selling in the moment,
red Balls at number four, and then snow beer. Chinese
beer is it. Yeah, they love that snow beer. That's
why it's at number three. All right, So we're looking
for your drink movies like The Devil's Advocates, Silver Core Ingredient,
the Eggnog, Uncle Buck's Fizz, Gold, Bad Fanta Gold. We

(55:20):
haven't had a dude, where's mine? Remember we can never
move a dude. Where's one? We banned them, but I'm
bringing it back, bringing it back, dude, where's my Bacardies
Moonrak is a great Bond movie? Whatton? All right, Jackie boy?
What have you got drink movies?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Tonic the Hedgehog, Oh yes, Silver, Phanta of the Opera.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Oh that's very good. Fans of the Opera at Gold.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Juice almighty, yeah yeah, Silver, and Passioder of the christ.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Yeah silver.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
All right?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
What have you got them? Drink movies?

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Speaker 3 (56:01):
Thanks to Master Chef for grabs today on the time
Waste of your drink movies five hundred dollar best Restaurant voucher.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Jack you ready to mark?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I'm ready If you are, I am ready.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
A man called Blotto, Oh gold plus very movie. Tom
Hanks hammered Lee came up with that one very good
for strong start today to drink movies. Aiden's got tequila,
mocking Bird silver, Oppen Heineken gold came in about a
thousand times. Andrew, you're the first Beatle Booze silver plus.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
My cousin VB.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
That's very good word. I'm Paula Buris Whiskey Business Gold
Whiskey Bar called that there must be somewhere in the
world Last of the mojitos from GAB gold plus one
and Gab you me and Pepsi from One Eater Silver,
Gorillas in the sprits gold, who's that? Rachel World on

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Goon in sixty seconds gold, Tiagan broke back Mountain Dew.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Gold just very good.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Why didn't they do a brand endorsement and spent off
some merch with that men wosteric Goat's milk silver. We
brought a goon Bronze. It's put the coon into the
Big Lobbyerski, the Big lob Beersky Silver. Weekend at Bundy's
Silver plus Missus Stout Fire gold, Night's wint and warm.

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A pint of stout any given Bundy gold norailed us
very good, tang and cash gold. There's something about Bloody
Mary silver. The Hills have wines silver um and Dakaree gold.
These are very good today, Ben Hurl, is that too

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much of Ben plus world? Paul Kung Fu, Panta gold
four x and a funeral gold. And when Harry met
slerp silver. So many golds today tough to picture just
one though. To win the five hundred dollar Best Restaurant
voucher thanks to.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Master Show How winner is Lee for a man called Blotto.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Man called Blotto straight away out the gates was a
very strong start.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
All right, let's talk tomorrow's show today.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
Leave it or not?

Speaker 11 (58:22):
What are the yuds?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
You gotta be justhing me like, were you with Cheryl
who married a Hunt? Who was with the Cheryl who
married a Hunt?

Speaker 7 (58:38):
As well?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Come and join us tomorrow every Wednesday? Will it for
your stories of coincidence and chance like these?

Speaker 9 (58:45):
I was singing flick my hair back, check my nails,
I've slipped on the radio, and that same song was
on and the girls went.

Speaker 11 (58:53):
Feeling good as hell.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
My first husband happened to be born on the first
of the first seventy one at s Hospital. I divorced
him and miss a new Feller ten years later.

Speaker 11 (59:05):
He was born on the first of the first.

Speaker 8 (59:07):
Seventy one at Estdon Hospital as well.

Speaker 12 (59:10):
Traveling around Victorian wine country is my father in law.

Speaker 9 (59:12):
A while ago, the guy who was a winemaker.

Speaker 11 (59:14):
Was serving us.

Speaker 12 (59:15):
He used to be a carpenter.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Turned out that he was a carpenter who made the
rowing boat that my father in law rowed in the
nineteen fifty six Olympics and won a bronze medal.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
In See we get the most incredible story. So you
can get in there early. If you want, email me
Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. I have
one to kick us off. Early twenty four hours were
the main event. Yesterday. I had to go and pick
up from some random address. My wife just gave me
to go and pick up a secondhand oil heater for
our twenty roun year old daughter. She's arguing with the
housemates and them and they don't want to turn the

(59:45):
heating on. I said, I'll get you at all heater
as I'm going to paintless guy. The guy goes, you
came here about three months ago. Went I recognized this house.
I brought a secondhand giller team from the same address and.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
The same guy seven weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
All right, so if you want to get in there
ready for tomorrow's show, email me Christian at christiano'connell dot
com dot au. We're back tomorrow. Thank you very much
for joining. So what are up to today? Enjoy your day.
We catch up with you tomorrow. Take care.

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