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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
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Speaker 4 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Normally, right at the start of the show, into the
first song, I'd say it quick, hello, just get limbered
up really before getting into it. I didn't today, And
I'll be honest why. I was busy chatting to the
producers about Diane Keaton. We generally were swapping like the
stories of scenes and movies. It's that big a loss, really,
Diane Kington go. And she's just been in so many
(00:49):
incredible movies. We will talk about Father the Bride, which
is a big movie for me, girls, and how she
could go from comedy to you know, really big drama,
some of the best drama movies ever made, from The Godfather,
you know, and yeah, just so many great movies. Morning, Pats, Morning,
Good morning, Alex morning. Yeah. Do you guys must have
loved Diane Keaton? Pats, you must have loved her movie?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
It's so funny because Sunday morning I woke up and
saw those shocking headline that she'd passed and we'd only
watch Father of the Bride yet again. I don't know
how many dozen times we've seen that movie on Saturday
night it was on Free to Wear.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
We've seen that movie so many times ago because I've
raised the girls right and the deep love of Steve
Martin as well.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
My two daughters don't live at home anymore. They're at UNI.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They're coming back tonight, and they're coming back till we
can all sit around and watch Father of the Bride's
lovely don't forgetny condoms, Sheep, Milt, I meant seat milk.
So many memorable lines in that movie. I just loved her.
She did so many its Annie Hall. She was amazing
and that obviously the Godfather and.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Great movie First Wives Club, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
First Wives Club is.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
There was also a movie that came out in twenty
seventeen where she was in a book club. I can't
remember what the movie was called, but it was really really,
really funny and she was still doing great work.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Cook Club. That was it.
Speaker 8 (02:05):
That's it?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, that yeah, I remember what when
it came out twenty seventeen, and really really smart and funny.
It's a real cool, stylish icon that could hold her
own with any of the biggest stars, like, yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (02:20):
Loved her and The Godfather.
Speaker 9 (02:21):
I thought she was amazing in that Yeah tough roll
Oh tough roll up begins with Alpercino as well.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
Yeah, that's really really nice stuff from her.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, absolutely, col How was everyone's weekend? What did you
get up to, Alex? I have to say I've seen
a photo of your effort of Halloween that is one
of the most underwhelming.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's more like Halla, what's the point.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It looks like obviously you're heavily reluctant, and you were like, okay, fine,
all right, we'll go live in America if we want
to be like I was so against Talloween. It looks
like a protest more than buy an injury. It's some
rope draped outside the front and a monkey old cobway.
Speaker 10 (03:01):
It's a toy spider that we found in one of
the piles from Sydney about toys that we start got
there as well, but we went and did that, We
did the whole Halloween thing.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Because it's not kid yet.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, early, but it's disappearing. It looks like, you know,
there's always that grumpy old man on every block. It's mister. Yeah,
that one where they like they make a half ast
effort on the afternoon of Halloween, you know, but it's
bad that to go to that much non effort, what
two and a half weeks before Halloween is quite something, I.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Know, But the kids really wanted to because across the
road from their school is this house. Well, there's two
houses and they are genuinely terrifying.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The extent that the people like a Hollywood production. Yeah's incredible.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
There's these three like statues, there's like two clowns, these
evil clowns, and then there's this witch as well, and
it's like almost like too much. I'm thinking there's got
to be someone that goes around perhaps and like checks
out whether stuff is too terrifying and too much.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
In this state, it is kind of there probably is
some permit that you've got to apply for when it's
too much.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So are you going to improve on that?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Is that we need to put a photo up because
there's also the kids pushchair.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Behind it as well. Yeah, there's that too. It deliver disaster.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
There's no way your wife and your kids are letting
you get away with that drab Halloween.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Yeah, because we just come home and dump everything, but
we're going to add more to work. The girls have
been at me yesterday after day, so well I'm joining
them as well. Because how Bathurst was on, the old
man was probably watching Bathurst on then getting out the
front there.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Good morning, Monday Morning.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Christian O'Connell's Show.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I don't know if you reach a certain age, maybe
you guys did this, but why woke up yesterday that
we all do the first thing you do when you
wake up. She go on your phone and I saw
the news about dying Keaton passing and I showed them mife,
Oh my god, Diane Keaton's dead, and she goes, how
old was she? That's what the question is. When you
reach a certain age, you want to know how old
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they were. You want to be reassured that they were very,
very old, and seventy nine is old, but not that old.
I didn't know she was she'd been air or anything
like that.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah, well they were saying, weren't they that her health
had declined apparently in the last sort of six months,
quite dramatically, but it was very private. If there was
something happening, like we weren't aware.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We felt really sudden. Sunday morning. How was your weekend, Patsy?
What do you get up to?
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Now?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
There was lots going on in the cul de Sac.
We sort of had a bit of a catch up
weekend and Chris got out in the backyard and wanted
to gurny the pavers and the gurney is a bit
old now, I guess it's probably over a decade and
it gets a bit of use. Anyway, there was.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
A isn't it. I love using I love fire in
that power.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Yeah, it feels like God when he's like.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I imagine I'm like James Bond or something around.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Anyway, you had a there was a hole or some
sort of pinprick in the actual you know, lead of
the gurney in.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
The water would have been gushed out everywhere because they
moved folume of water.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Anyway.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I could hear him cursing in the backyard. I thought, oh,
there's something going on.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Anyway.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I looked out in the window and as you say,
spouts of water going up in the air. And so
I opened the window and I said, why don't you
just get you know, some gaffer tape.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Gaffer tape fixes everything.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And tell us the truth.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Was it at that volume that you were speaking to
not exactly no screaming. That's how my wife speaks to
me when I'm out in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's yelling instructions.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
One volume because they're quite noisy.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
To go and you have to respect the gurnie power.
You hear these stories of people losing limbs.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Well, this nearly happens. So as he went to sort
of put his finger over it to fix it, what
the water could have ripped his some digital It's like
a Stanley Knight.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Was he trying to get his wedding ring off?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
He doesn't wear a wedding ring, one of those. But
it took a chunk. It's taken a chunk out of
his index finger. And I mean, well it just like
took like a little like a corner out of his finger,
like a big chunk. The pressure from the water it
was like a knife.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So there would have been a load of bad blood
then everywhere.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Yeah, so he's come in with blood storming down. I said, oh,
what have you done? And he said, the water's cut me,
like just the most ridiculous injury in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Honestly, no, no, no, I'm sure people have liked well. I
don't know when there was an urban myth, right, but
a gardener once told me that he heard about someone
who'd lost their foot, that their foot got severed off
with I.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Swear to god.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Now, I don't know if he was just thinking out
this pomerful for this one or actually because those things
are powerful. But there are stories I'm sure of people
losing fingers, hands and feet. Well, certainly with the fire
risk got away lightly with a slight pedicure, just warning shot.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So unpleased.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
If they can verify whether or not people have actually
lost digits with a gurny, call me this morning, thirteen
fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So did you patch him up? What did you do?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I just got him a band he'll be right, but
he just complained about it all.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Wake in.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
There's never a right kind of band aid for when
you've cut your finger, because the moment you crease the
finger or you'd go grab your fork or knife or
whatever and it bends that the damn thing starts cuts off.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
I just had frozen ones left over from when Audery
was little. That's how long it is since we've bought
band aids like Elsa Na.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
They're in the houses like old coins, aren't they from
like twenty years ago? Right? Yes, they've got like little
cartoon characters for TV shows Pokemon on that aren't even
on anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Congratulations, whoever you wanted did the Melbourne Mouth and I
was watching some of it yesterday. I was really impressed
to seeing Max Gorn, Dee's captain doing the mouth and
in his off season.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I was like, bloody hell.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It made it like he was just having someday stroll,
sort of waving at everyone, just like, yeah, it's no
bigger iud to do the Melbourne Mouth. And then Alex,
you must have been watching Bathurst.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Oh my goodness, gracious insanity. It is one of the
greatest rises I've ever taking.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Right, So, I've never seen it and I suddenly realized, oh,
it's on, I should watch some of it. So I
tuned in and by luck, I happened to watch the
last twenty laps and the commentators were screaming, going, this
is one of the all time and greats. They were
bidding it as a Battle of the Ages, and then
we got down to the last ten laps.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
It was insane.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It was insane always like that.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Well, no, no, it can be incredibly boring. Just between
you and me.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's a thousand case so it's obviously it's a thousand caves. Yeah,
so it's a hell of race. It's on the top
of a mountain.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Yes, mount Panorama, and it's I went to university in Bathists,
so I went to a lot of the Bathists and
I worked there as well for a few of them.
And it's just one of the great sporting I guess
events because then I look where they're going that fast
on TV.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
I'll be honest if one they really do.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
But when you get to the actual but they've got
that big drops, so that's why they're flying.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
F one can't race up there because they've looked at
it because it would look so dramatic, but you know
there's that drop.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Those cars would fall to pieces. True. True.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
So these things are flying off the mountain and then
they're getting like three hundred plus kill Amenson out go
down down the Conrad Straight and to be standing next
to that Conrad Straight and seeing them go past is
it's one of the greatest spawning experiences of my life.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Really it's so loud.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
There's noise, the sound, the smells. That's wonderful the place
to be actually.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So tell me this right when I obviously I tuned
in near the end of it, there was like pouring
down with rain. It looks like people were screaming with
exciting about it. And the fans who are up at
the top looked like they're the hardcore Bogans.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
They're hardcore Bagans, like proper.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They were just they just looked like if you take
a screenshot of it, guess the country go, that's Australia, mullets,
fevered fans, just the ones at the top there.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't know whether it's the altitude.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Just crazy crazy And when the drivers went in to
have a drink with him, I was like, bloody, you
ain't getting out line.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
He gets out of his car, a fan hands him
for beer.
Speaker 12 (11:01):
What did he do?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
He chugs chucked it obviously asp as hen' do a
showy but.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Those shoes were gon stink him tune off hours in
those driving boots.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
You don't get much for Australian than that. But it's
a lot more tame these these days, though.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Like I think twenty thirty years ago, like people were
burning cars on the mountain, now burning couches.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
It was not a safe place to be. No, it
was full on.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
I remember I worked at a pub at the base
of the mountain during that weekend and it was it
was wall to wall.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
Remember Big keV.
Speaker 9 (11:30):
Big keV was this cleaning products guy and they actually
got hor.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
S bar bar was cleaning products guy.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
I made a lot of money from the gold.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Because you eat on musk.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
They had spa bards inside the pub and he had
his grid girls in the spa bar. It was just
it was awful. It was just it was terrible. But
that was bathist, but these days it's much more tame.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I think you only say that. No, there was some
woman who had cable tighter to the Peterbroock Trophy. Yeah,
just like the previous winner, and it wasn't She wanted
to show people that it's not for grams until it's
properly won, it's stalled their teams. And she'd cable tired
herself to the trophy. And I was like, this sport
is amazing, and so is it normally that close? Because
(12:12):
it was like a three way tie between Pain Murray
and I think it was Goldberg.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Yeah, Golding. So what happened with five leafs Ago?
Speaker 9 (12:19):
Golding had put another driver basically into the wall, so
he got a five second penalty, so he had to
win by more than five seconds.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
He came across the line in second, so it was
Garth Tander and Matt Payne.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
They ended up being the winners because of that five
second penalty. So there were crashes everywhere, Like it was
just I was thinking at one point, they're gonna have
to call this off because no one could see anything
when you're driving, and.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
How are they not canceling this? I'm not harring it
on the top of a mountain.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
And then you've got to think about what's the tithing
going to use? How fast are you going to pull
into those corners?
Speaker 8 (12:49):
So it had it all. I just I couldn't stop
watching it because.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
When you watch Formula one, it's the gap between like
who wins him and who's even second or thirty is seconds,
there's such a big gap.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But this was like so close.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Yeah, definitely, it was, especially towards the end because sometimes
they can be you know, a winner by you know,
ten twenty seconds. Even more so this year there was
one year where it was kangaroos on the track as well.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
There was one of the team was telling me that
once mid race just a tree came down.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Yeah, that would happened. That's batist and it's just so
wonderfully Australian. That's what I love about it. There two
hours west of Sydney.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
But Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Christian good Morning.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
The other fabulous dying Key To movie is The Family Stone.
It's that other one where the Rachel mccaddam's Luke Wilson drummer. Yeah,
Rooney is it, Yes, we'll star cast. She's the or
ball out with her boyfriend's family.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Is that it?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
No, she's the mother and remember they all come home
for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Ah, that's it. She gets sick.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Yeah, it's beautiful about the you know, a matriarch of
a family and what it represents and when they go
and their legacy that's left by. It's really sad but
beautiful at the same time.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Do you know what if I ran a TV network,
I'd have a Diane Keating weekend next weekend. Seriously, all
these different movies were talking about, there's so many. If
you go on, if you Google dyan Keing movies. Every
single one of them is a ten out of ten.
What an incredible hit rate she had. Christian, my mate
was cleaning up at work after night after a night
shifting and factory had some dirt on his hand. He
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pointed the pressure washer straight out. It cut himself to
the bone.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, Christian.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
A couple of years ago, I set myself a summer
project to learn the phonetic alphabet. What a thrill for
me it was to participate in the Phonetic Alphabet Hour
the other day. Hey, come on, it wasn't an hour.
I felt like it didn't it definitely be bringing that
content to the nationwide broadcast in twenty six Mary Anne,
(15:00):
I am, don't you worry my friend? Ninety eight days
ago until January to nineteen. I have a countdown on
my phone every morning when I wake up, I see
it's getting closer and closer. All right, time for the
Monday morning song title going So how this works?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Then?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I give you guys a word. You've got to try
and find a song with that word in it. Yep,
let's go ready, alex on ready patch, Yes, let's go magic.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
It's a kind of magic as one Dreamer, day dream
Believer and Homecoming.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Yeah we need dream mood.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh, don't worry, there it is, that's the one.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
This is a great song. I love this song. Father, No,
it's a remix.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I was doing that god tam I call it boy.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Oh oh oh boy.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
This radio station plays what is that song? We played
a lot in the title.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Come said, oh, Come said the boys.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That you guys don't know about that. You can't talk
about Bathurst, and then missed that sign boys to men.
But that's the band innocent, Oh innocent there had Actually
this one was a whole innocent who sang innocent man?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Billy Joel, Yes.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
Give us what was what? How did that son go?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I'm pretty sure there's a line in one of his
songs he says, I'm an innocent man. Be the other day.
The other day, I was trying to get my daughter's
attention right, and so I just went hello, Beula, and
they looked at me like, oh God, what are you doing?
Is it some reference you want us to know? When
fer it's been herself, I just show them. When you
show some of the clip of a movie on the scene,
(16:58):
it just gets more desperate I should have said nothing.
They watched the clip and I went, I don't know, Bula,
I get what I was trying to do anyway, King King.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I am the King of wishful.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's not the melody, but those are the words love.
What is gift that is to be able to do that,
to sing a melody to a completely random song that
may never have been invented. The lyrics, yeah, you've got
the lyrics right, absolutely, but that wasn't the melody. Lucky
audio guy. Can you put a clip on of Pantsy's
net with the actual so this is it now? But
(17:36):
that's not what you say? Now you are I will.
I love the song name the big movie that had
that Roberts Richard Gere. Yes, yes, alright, a song with
sweet in sweet caring. Yes, I love I love Neil Diamond.
(18:01):
I love that song. The bit that I can't stand
and makes one of form is the bit where it
goes so good, so good singing that and pubs. I
just want to go stop, Why did you do this bit? Now?
So good, so good?
Speaker 8 (18:14):
A lot of sporting teams have it, as there are.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
We do I reckon. It's one of the most common
ones around the world.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
Bust and red Sox.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, zombie zoomb ze so good, so goodness bad.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
What a way for people to have Australia to wake
up This sne good shoe.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
All right, last one and you two will get this
in under a second.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Okay, it's going to be a close, close finish pressure.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It almost is an unofficial anthem of this country.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Voice Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Also on the next out, what do you buys someone
who's turning one hundred this week?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
We seriously do want to know.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
We have a listener coming in on the show Wednesday
who is one hundred years of age this Wednesday. It
is incredible. I was thinking about this yesterday, what she's
lived through the last one hundred years, but the most
traumatic one hundred years in history. Actually nineteen twenty five.
There were silent movies, there was no TV, no one
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had landed on the moon, Mine camp had just been published,
and you think about everything that's happened over the last
one hundred years, it's astonishing. You won't believe what I
saw on Friday night was out for dinner with my
twenty one year old daughter and she has dad Dad.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Look at that couple over there, and I looked over.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
They had a full sized iPad up and they were
both watching a TV show together, I swear to God,
with the subtitles on, having their food watching a flipping iPad.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I couldn't believe it. Before that, before they saw to
watch their favorite show. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
They were trying to work out his hose art, what
is it? They were going through.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Real estate.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
His properties are like talking to each other and like
what about this place? And I'm thinking, surely when you
come out for a bite to each for an hour
and a half, whatever, you want to connect with each other,
not a flipping screen to that in your own time.
Everyone in the restaurant we all bonded. Everybody else would go,
hey you clocking this ribby KT going can you stop now?
Isn't I think there's a couple.
Speaker 13 (20:39):
Of state seven o'clock on a Friday night. Lie's too
short that yes, looking at houses and start of this.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I couldn't believe it all right, So on Friday Show
we had this story.
Speaker 11 (21:00):
My dad was pulling a stump out of his brother's
backyard with tobacco, not wearing the appropriate ppe he was wearing,
so and the stump pulled back onto the back hoe,
onto his foot, slicing his big toe off, his second
toe off at the knuckle, and the third toe off.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Wow, so you think about this.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
We've got the addition of tobacco thongs and he's removing
a tree stump.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Only in Australia.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
So I have a theory that if you are missing
a digit, you've got a story because something must have
happened about why you're missing that digit. So lines are
open now thirteen fifty five twenty two. Are you missing
a digit? What happened? What's your story?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Patsy?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
You must have some family members of missing digits and
no brain cells. We've covered quite a lot, but missing
digits or Alex on a farm.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Alex.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
There's a couple. There's a couple. I know one guy
who lost all his digits on his hand. His hand
was taken off in a farming accident involving a walk thresher.
But pretty much it was. It's called an auger, a
weight auger. So it's at of transports of the weed
up into a bin or a silo. Hand went up
into the solo. The truck drivers had to go and
find the hand and they tried to reattach it unsuccessfully, so.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
No, can't do don't need to go and get an
expert to do that. Did you get some twine and
bind it back?
Speaker 9 (22:24):
Trying to find his hand, I know, and.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Putting it like in anisky and taking man.
Speaker 9 (22:34):
And it was his right hand too, so I always
had to remember not to go to shake his hand
because it wasn't there. So it's like happy chubs.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I'd always go to do it, macha participating. You've got
a story.
Speaker 14 (22:53):
Yeah, so I growing up, my dad's best mate was
a butcher, and we would go in and visit him
and he would always wave hello as we walked in,
and he had his thumb missing, so he chopped it off, the.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Most important one you need apposable.
Speaker 15 (23:07):
But he was a great butcher.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
They can put a fake one in.
Speaker 15 (23:10):
Well, no they never did. He just had no dumb So.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
How did he grab hold of I don't know.
Speaker 15 (23:15):
Well he had another hand.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
So still you still you've got like a paddle then, yeah,
maybe just a flip ups.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Basically one hand is a flip up.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
No, he's just able to pick stuff up. He never
had a problem.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Because she gave me the fourhand.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
You still get your snacks and stuff like that, and
you burgers, can't you need shops.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's like an ice cream scoop. He's not for meat,
a meat scoop.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
And he never got it, never got in the way
when he was shaving the head anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Call me once sha the shave of Gods took one.
All right? If you've got a story then you are
you missing it a digit? And what's your story? What happened?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Are you missing a digit? And if so, what is
your story? What happened? Call me thirteen fifty five twenty two.
I remember a couple of years ago, I wanted to
Adelaide for the weekend because the UFC was there and
the fight was on the Sunday afternoon. So I went
over to a Saturday night out in Radelaide great time,
and was in this state restaurant and uh, someone introduced
(24:16):
me to a former footy player and I could not
but notice he was missing a finger. When I know
me asking why about that? He told me an insane story.
He was playing footy and he broke his finger. Okay
during a game. They said, hey, for this to heal
and repair, you have to wear spent. You're going to
miss a couple of games. He was like, no way.
He asked the surgeon just to remove it, oh, so
(24:39):
he could go and play the next weekend. So surgeon
was like, what, it will just heal naturally, but you
won't be to play for you're going to miss three
or four games. He was like, no, no, I can't.
I'm not going to do that. Just take the finger off. Wow,
a surgeon took it off.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yes, this guy's nickname was Mouse. Someone I know this guys,
I could have believe it. Yes, it's a g I
know movie about white line fever and stuff like that,
but that it's just insane.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
All right. Sam's on the line now, Sam, good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Good morning people.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
How you guys going.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
We're going to help you had a lovely weekend? So
what is your story? First of all, which did you
is missing.
Speaker 12 (25:15):
My ring finger?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What happened? So?
Speaker 12 (25:18):
I was on a farm with a few mates of
mine and all this stuff and around, and I was
patting the goats and a goat turned around and went
banging and took a chop and took my finger off.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Right clean off. I didn't know they were out vicious.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
Well, I think I asked him have we said the goats?
And he's like, yeah, yeah, we fed them. I'm like, well, no, man,
I'm pretty sure we haven't. He goes is, I'm like,
I'm missing a finger. He's like are you sure? Like, yeah, broth,
look I think it's.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Gone to someone. I'm missing a finger. Are you sure
it's there or not? It's just hitting behind one the
other two. It's a bit shy today. So did you
did you manage to reattach it or go find it?
Or was it in the goat?
Speaker 12 (25:54):
Well? Well, we're just kind of in shock. I was like,
what are we doing? He's like, I don't know. I'm like,
maybe if we go to the hospitals like I think
we should have. He's like I'm like, what was the
ghat's name? He's like Charlie. I'm like, oh, it looks
like Charlie hit my finger.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
You call me.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Right now, though, this is how I'm so excited about
that is happening this Wednesday. There's one of our listeners
target audience who is ninety nine at the moment, but
turns get this one hundred this Wednesday. So born in
nineteen twenty five. Now think about how just how amazing
our line is at the moment. So, you know, yesterday evening,
I'm on a video phone call with my dad. He
(26:36):
can show me his garden, I can show him the
strange weather we've got at the moment of hellstones and
then slightly sunny and so. But we can see each
other the other side of the world on a phone.
There were no phones in nineteen twenty five, there were
no TVs. Radio was still starting and come through as
an emergent technology. Also born in nineteen twenty five, Paul Newman,
(26:59):
Angela Lansbury, Sammy Davis Junior, and Margaret Thatcher. Oh yes, yes,
it was the movies. Charlie Chaplin was the biggest star
in silent movies. It was going to be another couple
of years before there were even any talkies. She's lived
through the last one hundred years of human history has
been the most dramatic. Obviously, you've got the two World Wars,
(27:23):
You've got the forties, the fifties, the sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties, noughties.
What she's seen is mind blowing, you know, she's gone
through it and now chatch ebt. So anyway, the only
reason I know about her is because I was speaking
to her granddaughter a couple of weeks ago on the
show Carly.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you going?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Well, I'll tell you what. I'm so excited the whole
team are, because so she's your grandmother, isn't she?
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
So she's one hundred this Yeah? And now is she
still okay? Because I said a couple of weeks ago
you said she listens to the show. If she wants
to come in and watch some of the show, we'd
love to meet her and say happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Is she still up for that?
Speaker 9 (28:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Absolutely, she's looking.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Forward to it now, Tina, who's been speaking to you,
one of my team has said that obviously she is
one hundred years old this week, so a hearing isn't
too great. Now, we haven't been quite loud here. I
don't want to distress or anything.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
No, it's going to need to be loud.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Okay, Well that's why I have to have it loud
as well. My headphones are at height. Well, would you
think she'd be okay to chat to me on the show?
I don't want to sort of put too much on her,
like she's going to turn up and suddenly it's not
at the zoo and we're prodding her and carbon dating her.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I know she's up for anything. She's yeah, she's always keen,
so she's very much looking.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Forward to it.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
This is incredible. Now we're going to get her a gift.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay, are there any areas I mean, she must have
had so many gifts to the years, she's one hundred
this week. Are there any areas of interest you think
she'd like a gift?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Well, she loves music a lot. I've been asked this
question a lot over the last couple of weeks. She's insistent,
she needs nothing, she wants nothing, but she loves music.
She was a dancer. She yeah, she is just always
(29:12):
up for a good time.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Basically, does she still dance now?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Oh, she likes too. She's a little bit slower on
her feet, but she Yeah, she absolutely loves to take
a spin around the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I was googling the other day, what were the big
songs of nineteen twenty five? Yeah, we'll bring and business
a different time. You imagine it's crackling through the radio.
What you need what about it?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Bit, Yes, sir, that's my baby. Man.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
We'll play this Wednesday for a bat This is a
banger Genet in his orchestra.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yes, that's my baby, Noir.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Eat that head shearing?
Speaker 15 (29:54):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
We decided would she like some cake?
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Oh for sure, always 's the cake.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Okay, all right, well listen, Carl. We will see you
and you'll soon to be one hundred year old grandmother
this Wednesday. We're all so excited we see them. Mean
Lillian excellent Christian O'Connell show Go one podcast. So Lillian,
is this lovely lady's name who's coming in on the
show this Wednesday. She listens to the show, she's ninety nine.
(30:23):
In a moment, she turns one hundred this Wednesday. Anyone
ever met at one hundred year old before? No, I haven't.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Don't believe I have.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I'm actually so excited what I just said about all
those other people that were also born in nineteen twenty five,
like Sammy Davis, Junior, Paul Newman, and Margaret Thatcher. They're
not around, Kaylin, you just said, but just again into
a great thought here about other people who are one hundred.
Speaker 14 (30:47):
Yes, so there would only be like ten if that
many people in the world that are over one hundred
right now, So when she was bi more.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Than ten, maybe there'd be a couple of hundred. No,
Tina is laughing at you over your shoulder. No, it
will just be ten. Really, Otherwise you might have to
put them in a house together and make a reality show.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Some sort of frat house.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yet why not zero? You know, yeah, you must just party.
You've lived through so much.
Speaker 14 (31:19):
I was just thinking when she was born, everyone that
existed when she was born.
Speaker 15 (31:26):
Are no longer here.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Listen when she comes in, she doesn't want to hear
that kind of chichen about It must be really lonely
being you, or he makes her dead.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
Not only we're here for her.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
We've got to.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Keep the vibes up. Let me let me look at
your calendar.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
It must be like just back to about a few
quoters flipping.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Out, not another one these days. I'm barely out of black.
But a team can we What does Google say? What
does the Internet say about how many people are over
one hundred? Is it nine like Kaylen's over half half
a million?
Speaker 11 (32:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Can anyone go from I think it's ten people to
half of me, No way true. Now, I think you're
right these days like we're getting up, we're aging older.
Speaker 15 (32:14):
Half a million people funny fund.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
They should all live in their own country. We should
just have Oldsville and it just be a country where
it's just old people shuffling around and hanging out together.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
I don't believe are the facts that come.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You just clutched a number of it and went ten. Hey, Lydian,
you want a ten an Australia. No, I reckon you'd
even be over a hundred, one hundred year olds here.
Speaker 15 (32:42):
N crazy.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
You get a letter from the Queen the.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Miracle a miracle miracle was the queen from the other
side Royal before she died, might make a home not
missing out that one's a gamer should be funny.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
According to that.
Speaker 14 (33:07):
He's the king, a very busy person writing letters half
a million people over one.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Hundred, Well that's why his fingers as around.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
One of my listeners turns to one hundred this Wednesday
is blowing our mind today, Lillian, she's coming in on
the show. We'd like to get her a gift. I
need somehow what do you get a one hundred year old.
At the moment, the most common idea is newspaper from
the day she was born. I reckon, she's got sixty
copies of newspapers. She must have gone through so many,
(33:42):
so many years where that someone's got a newspaper. Newspapers
would have looked very different from now. Imagine one from
nineteen twenty five, like two pages, so partuicicating. You thought
they were about nine to ten one hundred year olds
in the world. We found that it's nine hundred. It's
estimated at nine hundred and thirty five thousand. There are
(34:05):
six thousand, three hundred one olds and above in this
country alone. High number, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
We're living older now we are the science of medicine
A we're living old. It's six thousand and three hundred
just in Australia. The oldest Australian turned one hundred and
twelve two weeks ago. Whoa and his name, of course
ken I am ken.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
I.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
They sung that too, was one hundred and twelve on
October the fifth. That is incredible, all right, So some
ideas then, for what do we get Lilian Christian, she
loves music needs a present. What does are all old
people love. Come on, Oh, there's get him out of
a time and.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
Serenade.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yes, I think.
Speaker 15 (34:57):
He's nearly one hundred and two.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He joins that red club. What about concert by candlelight experience.
Speaker 15 (35:09):
Oh, yes, they're supposed to be very nice.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, but she's not going to be She won't be
walking around and stuff like that. And apparently I'm not charging.
Of course, her hearing isn't great. You know, there's only
so much technology can do. You know, maybe you could
trap some speakers to her head from sons or something
that's so she can hear a bit easier. Christian, can
you imagine Lillian when she first heard radio, Well, she
(35:32):
would have obviously she were them been gathered.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Around the radio like people were all over the world.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
When church was announced the end of the war, she
would have probably been heard about that and then start
to maybe when they had the advent of TV scene pictures.
Do you mean when not every household had a TV? Yeah,
I remember it like a big girl like who in
your area had a TV?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
And then it was like a black just a black
and white one.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Christian, you could get letters from King Charles and or so.
Now the now the Pope does the letter right thing too,
oh Leah, But Lea's got a lot more to send out.
Sorry to Catholics turning one under blood. Yeah, it's Chicago,
so he probably gives them pizza vouchers and stuff like that. Christian,
My grandmother is one hundred and five.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Do you know the incredible thing about Lillian who's a
hundred this Wednesday? She lives still this by herself?
Speaker 7 (36:21):
You're kidding me.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
He's serious for herself.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
My mum is listen to this. She's one hundred and one,
still lives in our family home. Mind is as sharp
as attached. She's amazing. That's from Leanne. Thank you very
much for all these The.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Now cop going Christian, where is producer Rio? He still
hasn't finished the marathon. He's been training and he's still
he still hasn't finished it. So hopefully by tomorrow's back
on the show. Thank you very much. All the idea is,
what do we get Lillian turns one hundred this Wednesday?
She's coming in on the show, Christian, why don't you
(37:05):
get producer Kaitlin to ring the nine other one hundred
year old around the world see what they got for
their birthdays, Shane Christian. I reckon a big glowd bling
necklace like the wrappers wear with a big diamond encrusted
one hundred hanging off it.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Christian. What about a male stripper?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Oh no, no, wait, this is a tastel idea that
goes down someone those old timey one piece of woolen
bathing suits.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Christian high tea. Yeah, Langa Andre would really look.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
After beautiful idea.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, that high t there is fantastic. Christian. What about
engraved silver teapot? Now?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Actually Kitlan has had a good idea. Is that she
loves wine. She has a glass of wine a day.
Maybe we get a one hundred dollars bottle of winey record, yes,
and then we.
Speaker 15 (37:58):
Pour her a glass glass We have one with her.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Oh so we're drinking her wine. Was that why you
came up with the idea?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I'm all in. I'll buy it myself personally. All right.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Time Now for this week's we call it Mondays with Fame.
What is your weakest claim to fame? Is no business
like show business.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
My Saints teacher was Ernie Lennox's aunt.
Speaker 12 (38:18):
I once handed a horse to the guy who handed
the horse to Prince Charles.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Kate Blanchet named her son after my brother in law.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Christian O'Connell's weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
What is your week claim to fame? Calling our thirteen
fifty five twenty two. No claim to fame is ever
too weak for this, Christian mccash on the podcast, I
have a week claim to pain. My dad's been doing
our family train on ancestry dot com. We're about to
start doing that. Turns out my great great, great great
great Times twenty seven is none other than William the Conqueror. Wow,
(38:55):
Christian sounds impressive that it turns out around twenty five
percent of the UK population as related to him. All right,
so I will kind of relate to him as well, though, Ah,
it's stue not quite so impressive, Kerry, Christian. My mum
maide the wording dress for Olivia Newton John's teacher. This
is what I live for on this feature this week
(39:17):
got oh well living and George that's her teacher.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
That's our feature there, all right, team? Anyone got a
week claim to fame?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I got one, Alex, What have you got?
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Mum's sharebroker is Marcus Bontam, Pelly's cousin.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Perfect Wow, how does that even get discovered?
Speaker 8 (39:33):
Well, he's very proud of it. He tells Mum all
the time.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Shout out to Dory invest now in Bonkerners.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
He loves bond Caitlyn, have you got one?
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (39:45):
So I found this out the other week.
Speaker 14 (39:47):
I took my dog, Henry, to get groomed, and it
turns out the guy the grooms of my dog was
an ex AFL player doggies.
Speaker 15 (39:56):
His name was Liam Picken. I didn't know who he was.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
And the woman next time, he's now a dog groomer.
Speaker 15 (40:03):
He's a dog groomer.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Do you know we've got to.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
We've got to do what they did after playing, because
a lot of them go into being like a physiotherapist.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I could understand that dog grooming.
Speaker 14 (40:14):
He's dog grooming, yeah, with his partner, and they're actually
really really good, and they give Henry a little report
card at the end of it.
Speaker 15 (40:21):
You always gets to Western.
Speaker 9 (40:24):
I saw Chris Grant the other day with his two
little dogs in our park. Chris Greant, another Western Bulldogs legend.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
We've done this before and nominal swift to terminism where
your name maybe the team you play for shapes who
you are. Want a doggy, the doggy stuff that stays with.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
You for life.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I'll tell you something about those dog groomers, right, So
we have these dog groomers, right, they are so good
and they get booked out.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Like all you.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
He's the same I offered to I offered, said, listen,
can you do the cat, because we've got this long
air cat and it gets really mattered and there we're like, no, no,
we don't mess with cats. Oh no, no, no, no.
Dog groomers they are only You'll never see a dog
and cat groomer.
Speaker 15 (40:58):
Don't they have to put cats under anesthesia?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
No.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I had to take Larry to some industrial state yesterday
to get his what's called a lion cut. Oh, it's
basically he comes out and he's got booties and like
this sort of big ass lion head. The rest of
him is shaved and he looks he's half It's not hideous,
Larry's not hideous.
Speaker 15 (41:20):
Take that back with that cat.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
No, he looks awesome cat.
Speaker 15 (41:25):
But he's fat. Larry, he's known as that. Does he
look fat when he has.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
No, he's tiny. He's a third of him. I still
call him fat Lass.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
He's so fair and he still responds to go hey.
This morning I saw him there. He was trying to
persuade me that he hadn't been fed, fat Lands. You
got fed at three am. I spand this before, but
that cat is terrifying. I had to buy a timer
when those things you can say it to feed. Give
him a little half feed at.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Three a m. What otherwise he starts crying the house down.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
So I was like, I know he should get fed
like at six am or seven m but I just
give him a little half feed at three am or
he waits the house.
Speaker 15 (41:58):
Up screaming what time do you give him dinner?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Well he has dinner at like nine Oh sure, ca, Yeah, yeah,
that's Fats. Anything's an easy line, all right, that's it.
Weeks Claim to Fame. Give us a called lines Up
and now.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Every Money on the show with a home of your
misheard lyrics. Whenever you mishear them, email me Christian at
Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. We got some Briolli ones,
just some great ones last week as well. Let's get
into the brand new mishurd lyrics.
Speaker 9 (42:29):
It's just another misheard many Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Hows we play back, you're miss her lyrics if we
hear it, and we agree, you'll hear this if we don't.
And for the really great ones influence. All right, team
are ready brand new miss Hurd lyrics. So last week
we had a great one from Pearl jam even flow
a little gnome, so he chases them away about little
(42:58):
god a gnome, a little norm Taylor Swift talk of
the town again at the moment the fate of a
(43:18):
Felia Joey had this one from Taylor Swift, saved my
heart from Darth Vader, Aphelia. That's crystal clear, crystal clear
that it's never not Darth Vader?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Now did she mean to say that?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Out of it? All right, brand new one, see we
got here, Dennis Christian, I'd like to challenge last week's
Lady garga Misshard.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
So we did have one last week.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
It was Darren's I'm texting the Taliban If you remember
that one, the brand new one, I'll keep on dancing
till I'm dead. It's this one. It's the original line.
I keep on dancing till I'm dead? Or is it
I keep on texting to Milicent? Yeah, I can hear
that Christian I have This is from Takumi. I have
(44:07):
a misheard off the press from Fred again with us dancing?
If you know, you know, you know? Uh, Fred again,
You're a star. Never been a dull one?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Oh? Has Fred never been to Darwin?
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Taking the old wheels of steels and the turntables up there,
freddie boy never been to Darwin?
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I love that one. Zeich guy stick at us name
checking Fred again one hundred year old listeners, Fred again?
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Wait, what a broad demo we serve? All right? Rich
has got this one by the great David Bowie Ziggy
Sadas making love with his ego or is he an ornithologist?
And he's actually making love with his eagle. I love that.
(45:03):
That's so good, making love with his eagle. Yes, I
mean Bowie had some crazy lyrics that the dolphins can
dream in hero, so yeah, that feels right.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
There's her real name.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
We've got to miss her lyric from Odin, one of
the great Viking gods Valhalla. Odin's alive and of course
he's listening to Nickelback. She keeps me up, Nickelback. They
(45:43):
haven't really got a song called that, have they? She
keeps me up anyway. Original line, I'd fall to pieces
if I went anywhere without her anywhere. You think about
what Lillian has lived through, sadly Nickelback as well, and
she must judge us that we did nothing. Her generation
(46:05):
fought off the Nazis as we rolled over and let
Nickelback just come to town, or is it.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
I'd fart to Pizzas if i'd anywhere with.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
That would be the heighthight of you day, if you
thought you'd misheard that they're gonna love this on the show.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Let's play back. I'd fart to Pizzas if I went anywhere.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Without I tell you what I'm actually hearing.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
It's a more extreme version that it's far.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
It's far to pieces, like he'd literally his backside would
blow him apart. He'd far to pieces. It would be
that severe. See anyway, it's a double odin.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Well done, Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Come into our version of Valhalla, the Hall of Fame
and one final one. Jason good as hell, Lizzo, I
do my hair, toss, check my nails.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
You know a line, I do.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
My or I do my hair, toss check for knits.
They are contagious. You got kids to school, they get nitch,
you'll get nits. I'm not sure I hear it.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
I don't hear it. I hear now.
Speaker 15 (47:25):
Yeah, it's only needs.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
That's what do you hear.
Speaker 7 (47:27):
I need to hear it again again.
Speaker 8 (47:33):
No, there's no needs you hear I'm hearing l not t.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no no, no, no, no, no,
no no, that's you thinking. There's nine one hundred year
olds in the world.
Speaker 12 (47:47):
Here.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
The radar's off today and that's every day.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Actually, all right, A be like Odin, as we always
say on this show, whenever you miss here Lyric, you
email me. You hear a bit of God like that.
You email me right away. Hello over stop working that
far machinery whatever you get up to? What I listened
(48:11):
to the show? Any email Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
com dot a you.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
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Speaker 2 (48:18):
Good morning to Jason Christian. I've got a gift there
for Lillian. Lillian is a listen to the show. A
granddaughter called the show a couple of weeks ago about
something we were doing and I heard someone chatting in
the background, and I asked who it was, and it
was her grandmother. She said she was ninety nine and
she loves listening to show and dancing the music, and
so wo when she a hundred, she's one hundred this Wednesday,
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we'd invited them both to come in on the show.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
So we want to get Lillian a gift. Obviously she
turns one hundred. Christian.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
A lot of musicians have written songs in honor of
their granny's verlica great song.
Speaker 12 (48:51):
Way.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
I was just to know Susanna by the Kinks. I
didn't know that these songs about their grandmothers. Valerie Steve
Whinwich sounds like Cannana's name. You think about it, vow
and you have the legendary jingle writer Rio on your staff.
How about Rio writes a lovely personal song to Lillian
Allah Billy Joel. We didn't start the fire listening all
(49:12):
the highlights Lilian would have lived through in the last
one hundred years. This is a great idea. Now understand
why he's chuck to Sicky today. He probably guessed this
was going to come up. Actually, that is some Jason
Jason that is a great idea. All right, so we're
doing the weakest claim to fame, Christian. My weakest claim
to fame when my son was at school that had
(49:33):
competition to raise money for charity. My son raised the most.
He got to have lunch with John Farnham.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Oh well, that's actually a good.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
One, but bad for John Farling. Was the lunch like
a school dinner and he sat there in a big
canteen with everyone staring him.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
But that is great. Lynn's on the.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Line now, Lynn, welcome to the show. Heay, welcome, Now, Lynn,
what's your week?
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Lynn? What is your weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Well, guy, he is said some shallow lessons in my house,
which I thought was pretty exciting, not that we were
living in there.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
And were you the cello tea?
Speaker 3 (50:09):
No, no, I wasn't actually living in the house at
the time. We were living overseas. We rented it out.
So the lady that was renting my house was teaching him.
Now that room.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
That is I mean, there should be like one of
those plants on the front of the.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Building, you know, Yeah, maybe I should do that.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yes, how to play cello? Here shouldn work out? Was
this for a movie?
Speaker 4 (50:33):
Role or.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
I think it was a movie role, but I wouldn't know.
I wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah you want all right, welcome then, thank you very much,
have a nice day, thanks to going the show.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Anyone know if Guy plays plaid a cellist in.
Speaker 7 (50:49):
The movie Going to Ring a Bell to me, I don't.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
I don't see him as a cellis What was.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
That Timekeepers thing? Did he play the cello.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
In that.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Time the time traveler's husband?
Speaker 15 (51:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (51:04):
They never told the other versaal story. Maybe I write
that book.
Speaker 15 (51:08):
I've asked the question.
Speaker 14 (51:09):
Guy Peers plays a cello playing musician in a twenty
thirteen film Breathe In.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Oh okay, all right, let's go to Mary Anne. Welcome morning,
Welcome to the show. What is your weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 5 (51:25):
My grandparents had a air raid shelter in their backyard.
And Mick Jaggers if the family were using it when
they had an air raid?
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Oh my god, wow, so Mick Jagger, young Mick Jagger
and his family.
Speaker 5 (51:39):
Yeah, probably Toddler, Mick Jagger.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Wow, we sheltered in your family's air raid shelter in London,
in Dartford, in Cartford.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Right, Okay, join the Bombers. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah, so you saved your family, saved Mick Jagger and
rock and roll possibly, Yes, yeah, that is a great one. Marianne,
thank you very much for giving us a call. Have
a good day. All right, we got the miss Hurt
not Norms as we've just done there. We have the
outwork Time. Wheret are coming up next and it is
we're talking about great musicians like the Kingstaan Elvis Costano.
(52:15):
Let's adding a name, Joe Dolce, one of the most
genuinely Italian people in the world. It is Joe Dolce's
birthday today. Oh he's one hundred and.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Fifty two fifty.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
When you get Joe Dolce on his birthday anyway, today
we're asking to make a movie Italian.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Christian.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
My Auntie is one hundred and five years old, turns
one hundred and six next week.
Speaker 15 (52:44):
Incredible.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
All right, it's not a competition, Okay to throw shade
on Angenie Old Lillian bringing. It's not poker. It's not
old non a poker we're playing here, Okay, it's real.
Lives are at state, Julie. She has a glass of
one a day.
Speaker 7 (52:59):
Oh bless, this is what is keeping these.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Old gals alive. They're kno going back a little share us.
You know everything in moderation. I always say, including moderate.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
All right.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
Time for Today's time wast Wow, we what great prizes
this week on the time waste. So double pass the
see Oasis Marvel Stadium Tuesday at fourth November. New tickets
restricted view seats are now available for Oasis three weeks time.
They're here in Melbourne, great prices. Grab them now before
they're gone at live nation dot com dot au. Today's
(53:30):
Time Waster Joe Dolci seventy nine today one of this
country's most successful singles of all time, number one in
fifteen countries, including several weeks at number one the UK
somewhere do you I don't know what that says about
the quality love jodah I brought the signal listen.
Speaker 8 (53:54):
I was a kid.
Speaker 10 (53:56):
It's a nice place.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
I shut up for your face.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
That's my mom.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
I can I remember.
Speaker 7 (54:02):
It's just enjoy though, yere it is.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, all right, So today we're asking you to make
a movie Italian. Some of the ones that already coming
in are very This is going to be a bump tradition, right,
some of these are brains. Now Rio is off trying
to finish the Melbourne Mouth and a really slow ass time,
you know, overtaking him. But yesterday twice my man it
(54:27):
dresses a carrot our ninety nine year old seems to
be one hundred year old. Lillium beat him running back.
Who is stepping up? Is only the second time this
has happened. Last time you filled in from your march
and you did your own time waste.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
It was a moment. It was a moment, but it
was tough going.
Speaker 6 (54:48):
I'm farm.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
I believe everyone is working progress. Yes, I'm confident.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
You've got some bronzes at least.
Speaker 14 (54:54):
I often greet people with choo, so it's just within
me the Italian So I'm very confident.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
In the movie Yeah it is. Yeah, any Goodbye to
Kaitlin feature all right, so make make a movie Italian
Girl with the Dragon ragoon.
Speaker 7 (55:14):
Ah, very good.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
Gold dude wears my car banara.
Speaker 11 (55:18):
Oh I like that?
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Also Gold the Twilight Calzone. I love a folder beat
of the Calzoni.
Speaker 15 (55:24):
The movie Twilight Silver.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Roam Alone and Sex and the Vatican CITYJP Nooky in
the nath what won't those gowns do those high heels
assisting chapel cracking around?
Speaker 1 (55:46):
Make a movie Italian?
Speaker 4 (55:47):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 14 (55:47):
Yeah, favorite movie Disney movie Milan, but I'm gonna make
it Italian Milan.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Yeah no, that's good.
Speaker 14 (55:56):
Gold Macha Adam Sandler's gone to Italy.
Speaker 15 (55:59):
Don't mess with the parmesan.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Silver Silver.
Speaker 15 (56:06):
I did one just then shut up your face off.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
So that's god.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
This is strong.
Speaker 14 (56:15):
Okay, I'm going to end with this last one. I've
tried to do it multiple times. Here we go, Pra
da la land.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
That's very good. That's smart.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Well yeah, great work is coming your way. All right,
what have you got then?
Speaker 4 (56:30):
Text me the Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Oh boy, these are outstanding. Outstanding work today with the
make a movie Italian on the time waster. Okay, let
me just put on my jogging track.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
Soup. I've been cheek a little.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
Bit of feeler. Get some cash in me, all right,
I waits his tickets up for grabs. Make a movie Italian.
Little Nanna's House Silver, we brought to Termasu gold go Danny,
very good, Zach and Mimi maker pasta alforo, not a
(57:06):
porno Silver the god father of the bride, All timey
topical gold, although very good. Peter Pinini silver, All walks
go to Heaven, that's true gold, very good, Forest Gauzeppi,
(57:28):
Alexandra not knocked up, knock it up, a man called
Rosotto gold word, Pompey it forward, that's silver plus kung Fu.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Pasta hmmm silver.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Driving Miss Daisy down to lapots I would.
Speaker 15 (57:48):
Never do that to her home alone?
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Were Stallone silver and Nonaheimer.
Speaker 7 (57:58):
Silver.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
All right, okay, then who is best in show?
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Who's off to go and see Oasis?
Speaker 15 (58:02):
Has to be Godfather of the bride?
Speaker 2 (58:03):
Very good word on Alexandrier your Today's when we are
back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (58:07):
Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
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