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AFL Reactions, F1 Movie, Things That Only Happen In The Movies, Ed Sheeran, Oasis, Misheard Lyrics and The Timewaster

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 4 (00:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
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Speaker 1 (00:40):
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Speaker 2 (00:42):
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Speaker 5 (00:46):
It really captures the spirit of the city right.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Now, is he he's in our city?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Good morning, Christian O'Connell's show, Monday morning, ten minutes past
it's good morning, Pats, morning, morning, Rio, good morning, and
welcome back for week two.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Alex Cullen. Oh there's the mic on.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Okay morning or good to be here.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I could love the email about you. Well it's over
the weekend, just saying what a great job you've done.
And then they spat the tea out on Friday when
I went, what are you up to this weekend? Driving
back to Sydney. I've had a week here in this city,
you know, And last week on the show, I love
this city.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
It's so great.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Anyway, first opportunity I can, I'm I'm going to do
a twenty two hour road trip to get out of here.
When I got some downtime to enjoy, I'm going to
go back to Paramatta.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yeah, I'm nicking off. So how was the epic road
trip back? Cokede?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
You you're a sports megafan. This was a crazy sport weekend.
Let alone to all the footy, which I really don't
want to talk about Today's show three hours a week,
there's no escape. And then also you had ninety one
thousand rugby fans at the g for the amazing and
a classic game for the for the lines, and you
you hid out of town.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
No, no, I had to go.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
I had a commitment to prior commitment with the Penrith
Panthers that I had to go back for.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
To be in those shoes and Pantsy's on the red carpets.
Don't we envy her rear? And now to have a
Penrith corporate goof and a contractual obligation, oh my.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
God, to live that life. It's the last one. And
they've been so good to me.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Penry in the National Regular League of course, and so
I went back repay the faith.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
And I had all the kids with you in the car. Well,
no I did.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
I didn't drive, I flew, so yeah, and that started
out terribly. We' of course went over the West Gate
Bridge on the way to the airport.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I've done that so many times.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
My goodness, gracious, three kids in the back, so we
thought we'd take all the kids up at six o'clock.
It was the most stressful start of the day.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
So of course I didn't say that there's no airport
the world that's started to get to, Oh, Melbourne, it
was a disaster with minutes to spare. I wonder how
many people listening of accidentally whether they went to go
into the airport, just trying to see a friend. And
you've that very vague even Google map goes you need
to take one these three.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, we're the cutting edge of science.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Melbourne is very gray the city. Driving around you're trying
to get even like the mountain times. I've been trying
to get back home from the DFO on South Wharf
and I've ended up going to Geelong.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I'm how do you know what?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
There is a crucial sign missing missing, missing Where is.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's like this, three big ones and now of them
say airport no, no, no, and then you take the wrong
turn and then all.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Of a sudden it's like airport.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Tuck this.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
And when my daughters both learned to pass their driving
tests within a week, both of them start right passage.
Call me hysterical, dad, Let me guess West Skate. I
don't want to how the West Gate, it doesn't matter.
It's got it's like stranger things. It draws you in,
it claims everyone in this city. Everyone's oh god, him

(03:54):
on the West Gate to Geelong whips down road.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Go back around and come back over the bridge again.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
You have a nice view of the city, I reckon.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
That's why so many people have moved to Williamstown. They're
just are scared of getting back on.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, it came so many All roads lead to Williamstown.
It's a nightmare, isn't it. Pats, you've been caught on that. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
I was going to say that interchange there at the
Ring Road is diabolical. And when they because it's just
changed recently, earlier in the year, and I ended up
so many times on the Ring Road because the signage
is very like I go on it every day and
even I get confused.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
For years, you've been on that so hard. That makes
me feel better. I driven in La thirty years. Driving
the roads of London easy, the land Paris a nightmare.
Oh here Dublin, Oh my god, it's Dublin is hot.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
There's no lanes in Dublin Island. You just pick a lane.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
You see how much stay drink that those people are
planning the roads?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
But what's Melbourne's.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Trams as well?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Throw them in.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Tram tracks? What's going on? Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Anyway, now listen, I'm going to play a song and
then we're going to have an amnesty for one hundred
and twenty seconds, we'll talk about the D's and yes.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know you care about me. At the end of
the one hundred and twenty seconds, I don't want to
hear about it for the rest of this year.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Can we can? We agree a packed, but we can
really go harder as hard as you want to get
it all out.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
You've got one hundred and twenty seconds, okay, but after
that no more.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Christian both the Wallabies Versus Lion's game and the Saints
D's games over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Wow, what a huge weekend here in Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Let's to say it was one disappointed but very proud
Wallaby supporter a classic game and one very proud Saints supporter.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Have a great day.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
No I like and you know that tough the joy
I felt for a very close but funny win over
the wallabesnight.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
How's gone? It's like I never have it?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Wow, Like I never bank that money. The check has evaporated.
I've got where check go on the good wheel.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Check its bounced.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Here's what happened, right.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I was so convinced this will be a very easy
win for the D's over the Saints. Partly it was
heading that way. It was it was heading that way,
so I thought. I dropped my daughter back at university
right and she was saying, hey, Dad, what's going on
with footy?

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Tipping with the D's is?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I said, listen, I know when I say back arteen
the D's and they've been a bit shaker this year,
but it's the same. They're going to smash them, tip them.
And then I thought, you know, I'm going to go
and see this f one movie. You know I couldn't
go and see it last week two and a half hours,
I thought, I don't need to be across the game,
so I go in at three point thirty. I have
a quick glance at halftime. All right, just have a
quick glance look at my phone. It's all looking good.

(06:52):
By the time I come out, it's a two and
a half hour movie.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
I throw the.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Phone from my hand in footwell on the paste and
actually there's no one in the coming.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
No.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
When the reality has hit me, the two stats I
saw from like friends of my phone, which was blowing
up was the biggest comeback ever ever, ever, ever, and
then also the worst quarter in the D's history.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I mean to have two of those.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Records in one game on one Sunday afternoon is incredible.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
It was almost like the D's were trying everything to
lose that game.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Like this needs to be a real commission to max
throw into max throwing and to match throw because even
Sint Kilda at the end when they kicked the goal
to go even, it's like they he was trying to
milk the clock to go all the way down.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Yes, he could only get it down to eight seconds
and then you guys still found a way to lose
that incredible let me just play about the tape.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's starting to feel like a Melbourne win or a drawer?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Is it a minute four of the clock? Well, I'm
afraid that went. Hold my beer. They don't even know
what to say. A climaxing.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
For the greatest comeback in the history of VFL AFL football.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Sides.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
So I snapped at my wife last night because I
came back and before she just have of the movies.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
She went, oh my god, the d's she went was
the worst loss ever.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Her biggest comeback ever went No. No, only in AFL history.
And that's a contemporary part of the game. Come this morning,
some one goes it VFL as well, the biggest comeback
ever ever, ever since the this is the nineteenth century,
since caves.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Oh one more rounds?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
How do you even get any mustard? Why bother?

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Really the same for the Swans. Our season's over. Why
make the loser teams go through these useless only people
can get injured. No one's having fun. Just call the
season now let's get into fine. Now.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
This is why I do believe you need what we
have in the EPL, the relegation battle where the bottom
three teams you get bumped down into a league beneath
care for what you wish the dog fight, well maybe
we do them good. You lose the right to play
at the MCG. You like training at Casey Fields, that's
your new homeground.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
You can have both Southampton and Milbourne.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I can't have two hemispheres beforming teams. A person can
only take so much.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
So yesterday afternoon I went to go and see F one,
the Formula one movie, two and a half hours.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Oh long time, long time.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
However, I jogged to go to the toilet because it
was that good. It is such cheesy fun. It's why
we go to the cinema. If you're interested and you
haven't seen it yet, I know it's been on for
a couple of weeks now, but going to south Favorite
you are going to go and see it. Go and
see it where it should be done. It's a it's
a big cinema movie. The action scenes are relentless. It's brilliant.

(10:15):
It's Top Gun, it's Brad Pitt's Top Gun in a
car even not the same director as Top Gun, Maverick
walking Out.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
It's it's and also it's got so many.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I love a sports movie, right about All sports movies
have sports movie cliche, and it had so many I
felt like I was with my people good. I wasn't
yet a great montage. There's always round about the sort
of halfway mark, there's a key monologue and you know,
and I knew as soon as I saw a monologue,
God damn it, this is going to be paid off.

(10:46):
Pay attention Christian in the last ten minutes, and it was.
It creates an invisible thread as soon as that monologue
is floated, and they had a key phrase about why
Sonny Hayes.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Of course that's our boy, Brad peer. Why does he race?
Tell you what? Rio are't for money? What's it for, Sonny?
Why are you here love?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
And he says something not for that either, something else
And the last ten minutes you see it, and it
gave me goose bumps. That's what you want in a
sports movie. The dialogue was actually written by testosterone, our
real healthy dose and sprinkling of dad issues. So like

(11:26):
any great sports movie, Okay, you've got the old dog,
you know that has been and that's Brad Pitt, and
then you got the young dog.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
They're two very different characters, but they got to work
together for a team. Wait, that actually is just top Gun.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
It's the same director and wait for this, the same writer.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Of the movie as well. And I don't mind any
of it. I'm here for all of it. Keep on
making this kind of movie.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Were just different things.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
The dialogue is so hammy at time, So if formerly
wants your sport and for the rest of us that
kind of don't really know what the intricate details they
slap on quite easy for thickies Ikai. Several times she's
seen giant letters across the whole screen. Last lap some
there shoveling food.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I get it, but thank.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
You for saying that, because yeah, earlier you told me
that this was lap sixty six. I don't know whether
that's good or bad. Wait sixty six?

Speaker 5 (12:24):
How many more to go?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I don't know whether it's hot. God, one more lap?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh, this must mean it's gonna get really important now
to pay attention, and it's it's got a lot of
cameos from actually Formula one drivers. Oh that's cool, yeah
Street he's got Max for stapping. At one point, Brad
Pitt is racing. Now Brad Pitt is still a beautiful
looking guy. Okay, but you stick that beautiful, aging cherubic
face into a helmet.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
A lot of the movie, all his beautiful faces squished
together towards his nose.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
He looks like it keeps looking like every ten minutes
he's having a mass on. You know, he said that
little round thing, and it's great to see. No one
looks great in a helmet. Even Brad Pitt still looks
like a do.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Even at the great level.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
But anyway, one minute he's racing one lap to go
and suddainly v shapping comes on the outside. Actually vastappen
overtakes brad Pitt the.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Best line they can give him. Damn, he's good. What
Maxicrn said that yesterday a Saints are Damn they're good.
It's damn.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
However, there are certain things that only ever happen in
movie world and yesterday.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
How many times you've seen this?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
In the movie characters can fall into a deep sleep
with the curtains open.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
How do they do that? Like in the middle of
the day, is it?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
No? No, no?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
At nighttime?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You know, at nighttime they wake up in the morning,
the curtains are still are still. Fully they haven't drawn
the curtains. Its tries, and because it's like Formula one,
they've got all these exotic locations. There's Singapore and then
there's Vegas that are on the strip, all these bright lights.
How is Brad now getting a solid eight hours sleep
to draw the curtains?

Speaker 9 (14:01):
Man?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
You only five star penthal sweet that have blackout blinds.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Yes, it's in Vegas. They're all blackout, yes, all the blind.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
So what only happens in movies?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
You see in so many movies where the main characters
no one closes the curtains, and also any hotel reminding
you're doing that thing going now, there's still a bit
of light coming through?

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Is what is that like? What is it is? The modem?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's an alarm clock.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
You have to put so many bits of clothing, socks,
underpants over to make sure it's blacked out. There's no
way he's falling asleep in Vegas with the curtains open,
all right, So only in the movies do you see?
Give us a call? Thirteen fifty five twenty two. What
only happens in the movies?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I want to see the Big Brad Pitt movie. It's
one and now one of the biggest movies of the
last ten years. No, it's made half a billion, budget
of two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Is huge already.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh my god. It is an iconic sports movie. And
also I was talking about, however, in any great sports movie,
you still have those sports cliches. Forgot the other big
one flashbacks to that accident, you know, the ones and me,
and you're like, wait, that's why he limps a bit,
and then you realize, poor old Brad Jesus Christ. They

(15:22):
they have this scene where they show a younger, smoothed
out Brad Pitt overtaking Senna. That's too suspectful to the
legacy of Senate, one of the all time greats.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
The poor Due's dead, died in sad circumstances.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Don't then have.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt in an accident overtaking him. And
they keep having these flashbacks to Brad Pitt, and then
you know, they have the flashback and then it's this breathing.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
And you're like, oh my god, don't go back that, Brad.
You gotta let it go.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Otherwise, you're like watching that flashback and you can't see
the road in front of you. Now you're going a
four hundred caves into dirty air. Now, because I'm not
big front of one fan, they kept talking about dirty air.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Now.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I just thought had Brad Pitt farted? But no, it's
a slipstream rear. So either say to you, listen, we
need to pick up a bit of time here going
up to seven or eight. Get into my dirty air,
please please get into my dirty and then I know
we have a lot of formula for our one fans.
Listen to the show. You already you would have seen
this movie. It's your movie, tell me this. They there

(16:27):
are a couple of scenes where they have like a
pre race boardroom meeting where they discuss strategy.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
But they're all wearing those.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Pitstop mega headphones, biggest headphones you ever seen are.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
In Formula one. By the way, why don't we have
them like the e p L, the AFL.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Massive nineteen ecs headphones, you know, like it's Phil Specter.
It's massive, as with those microphones. But they're in like
the boardroom.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Isn't it doesn't that make it harder to talk? I
don't understand. Do we need to have all meetings now?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
With headphones, I think, Please can you tell me everyone fans?

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
There are a couple of scenes in this movie that
you see in all the movies where main character is
fast to sleep and then they wake up with a
love interest and the curtains are wide open, whether they're
with a partner or not. You know where you're sleeping. Well,
I don't know about you, but I can't sleep. And
this is pitch pitch pitch black.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yes, it's not good for your circadian rhythm.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
It's you're right. The other thing.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Also, in so many movies, never in real life will
you hear this line?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
You just don't get it to you? That was there yesterday.
That's every movie ever, is it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
My favorite one in action movie is someone looking at
a window like this and going, we've got company.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
I pray in the next twelve months, I'm saying to you, guys,
we've got company. Any heist, yes, yeah, and then.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Followed up by you just don't get it, Tina, What
only happens in movies?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Tina, what have you seen? What only happens in movies?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
They always have a mom who's made heaps of breakfast,
and the kids come in a rush and the husband
comes to rush and there's pancakes are stacked and they
take one bit of toast and out the door, and
you're right.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
You're right. The mum or dad, the one who's got
the big job, the mum or dad.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
They just have a bite of toast, and I'm like,
sit down. I would go late to any meeting. Pancakes,
freshly made pancakes, got syrup, chocolate sprinkles.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Orange juice. Yes, it's all there. She's slaved over us.
You'll be starving.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
You'll be starving with an hour two you regret this
great real what else only happens in movies?

Speaker 5 (18:29):
They always seem to get a park outside the building
they're going to, and they're never like, you know, it's
normally two blocks away. You've got to go into the
easy park. Put it in. They never go into the meta.
They always seem to get that perfect spot.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yep Agians to seem her Christian only movies do they
actually say this isn't the movies, and yet well.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
We are it clearly is, they said, dumbastly.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Never, you're right, this isn't the.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Movie, o God, Or when you put it when they're
putting kids to bed and they give them a kiss
on the forehead, and the parent walks out and the
child goes to sleep.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
It means that never happened, never had a life, So Christian.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Never in the movies do you see them going to
the toilet? I don't need to. A one movie with
Brad Pitt wouldn't have been better if he comes out
of a toilet going I live. I'd give that ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Have you bar them?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Thank God?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
And God I got it out now before been in
that car for three hours? You know?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Hey, Brad, before you get the car, have you had
you drop the kids off at the pall? This is
a long ass race that pit stop. You haven't got
time to have a dump. Yeah, we don't see them things.
We don't need to.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
He needs to see characters going to the toilet. Hey, Brad,
is it a one or two? Just so I know?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Because you've got the team meeting now.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Christian, Why is it only in the movies naked A
couple of bed always get up with the sheet wrapped
around them.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
No one does this. You have any naked in bed.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
There's no more hiding because in times what you've been
up to in there, and.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
It's annoying because once you've tucked all the sheets.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Do that and make a toga for yourself. Christian dirty
air is not a slipstream. It means air is thicker
because of the car in front, therefore making you slower
because air doesn't flow past the car of smooth. Never
get into my dirty yeah, I'll stay right, just stare
it stairway during the show. Okay, Christian only movies. Classrooms

(20:19):
with walls full of art work? Do these kids do
any literal or maths? Al Right, Chris, who's a teaching
a big blow hard? We're gonna put up there some
algebra hangs them?

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Christian?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
By the way, have you seen it Happy Gilmour two
was awesome? That is not what real was saying before
the show today.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Christer teacher has seen it twice over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
That's crazy. Okay, I enjoyed it. It's terrible that I
enjoyed it. There's no way you could watch it twice.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
That's meant Christian only movies. They're driving the car. The
driver looks and speaks to the passenger for about one minute,
maintaining you're right, Nick in Roville. You're plowing off a bridge.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
You're doing that in real life, Patty, how was your weekend?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Mate?

Speaker 10 (21:08):
Had a great weekend.

Speaker 8 (21:09):
And I can say, after nearly thirty years of marriage
that I finally have wardrobe domination. I got home Saturday.
Chris is so sick of my wardrobe. The pieces from
my wardrobe sort of extending out into the bedroom.

Speaker 10 (21:24):
So I had jackets.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
He's like, he's like Vilenski, isn't he in Ukraine? And
you're like the imperial mites of Russia. You're Peutin, Peutin, Pats.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
It's sort of just like a plant sort of growing
out of the wardrobe. Yes, he was a bit anyway,
so he thought he'd do me a favor. And he
has moved his clothes out of our.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Oh no, that's actually really sad.

Speaker 10 (21:50):
And into the one in his office. And I got home.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Will he give you his balls as well? To hang
up in that walking water? Chris, get back in there,
my friend.

Speaker 8 (21:58):
It's quite proud of himself because he said, look, and
he'd rearranged.

Speaker 10 (22:01):
It in colors and completely rebas Man.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Has colors here, you do black, white, gray. I know
there's a rainbow for men in Melbourne.

Speaker 8 (22:10):
No, but my colors, my clothing. He put all the
pinks with the reds and then the bloon.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
He's really surrounded. Really, Oh no, he's got what's it called.
It's Stockholm syndrome where you fall in love with your
captor and that is marriage.

Speaker 8 (22:24):
So I didn't know how to feel like Initially, I thought, oh,
that is fantastic. He's spent like two hours doing this
beautiful favor. But then I felt really sad, and then
I started.

Speaker 10 (22:33):
Crying, and he said, what why are you crying?

Speaker 8 (22:35):
And I said, because it feels like I've been widowed
because none of your stuff is in the wardrobe.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
But you've won.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
I know, but I don't know if I like that.
I said, you a nice at least need to put
like a couple of shirts so I.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Know, thank you so much that I smell.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Wait, I can have a shirt in here. You can't
make him go into the office and then play the
victim because you don't.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Know rio a choice.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
I know you're gay, but this is how it is,
my friend. You made the right choice. The rest of
us are struck in this eternal in damnation.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Damned. If you do your damn return.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Get out get out, get out, and then oo boo boo,
maybe have a sock there.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Chris The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I don't know if you guys ever used milk Run.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
This wal worst delivery service you used to if you're
quicken in the rush, it's good used to yesterday morning.
Yesterday was a big day in our family. We were
moving our eighteen year old or to Lois back into
university who her accommodation there. She'd been at home for
the last couple of weeks during the break it's been
nice having a bat so in the morning, I want
to do a breakfast for all of us. We're all together.

(23:45):
Both my daughters were there, and so we just didn't
have enough. We just hadn't planned. It's been busy last
couple of days. So I thought, I've got to load
the car up and I want to make this breakfast.
So I just did a quick milk Run order. So
I'll order all the basics, you know, milk, bacon, baked beans, snacks.
Twenty minutes later, knock at the door. It's a delivery lady.
Straight away, pick up the bag. It's way too late.

(24:07):
Open the bag in there is a pregnancy test and
a bunch of bananas. Now then high comedy ensues. The
lady who's delivering this. I also am from another country.
I have an accent. This lady is from another country
where I'm not front. She has an accent, and English,

(24:29):
bless her, is not her native language. So that there
appears now as I say to her, no, no, no,
I do not need a pregnancy test, although we do
go Sarah, we need to talk.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Yeah, well, empty nest, I fell us sleep in the couch.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
What the hell happened our mother? The bananas fall potassium.
So I go to little woman, this isn't mine. I
don't need this, and then I go she's got huh.
And then I go a point to my house behind
me go no baby, and then she goes like this,
I mean oh few, oh no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Done a test.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
This is a backup.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
I don't need a test.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I don't need banana.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
And then we're getting nowhere. Then my wife comes out.
It's like, Chris, what's going on. I'm like, stay in doors.
The Herald's son get wind of this.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
A couple of months ago our marriage was over.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Now there's a pregnancy test on a Sunday morning. This
guy must have really enjoyed that line's win.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
So I go it. Probably.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I tried to ring Woolworst to explain it's that they
don't even nderstand that. I just go, I now take
the pregnancy test and the bananas that aren't mine, right
in this little flimsy bag, drive to Walworst, right, and
because I you know, I wasn't really I need to
misspeak carefully. Imagine if I have an accident, They're pulling
me out the wreckage and they go he was found

(25:49):
and he had with him a bunch of and a
pregnancy test. Will he ever know what was going on
in there? I'm in a coma, my wife and Granuay
and go wake him up. There are so many questions.
It wasn't mine, sure, Chris. Anyway, I go to wal Worst,
I go to the milk run bit and I go,
I didn't order this, And again it seems like a
dodgy story.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Yeah, you're protesting too much.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I want some sausages, bacon and all this. So then
rearrange all and they go and get it.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
And then as I'm leaving, this young guy who would
served me goes, I hope the test was negative.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
I went there is we didn't need the test, well,
how was it testing?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Listen, let's just stop this now, let's just stop the snow.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
By the way, when we side note, when we go
to drop our doorter off, I just presumed, you know,
we had to lug all this stuff bags those blue
bags or her close spilling up two flights of stairs
right in some there was like mouse traps everywhere, smell
of like school dinners. It was reassuringly bad.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
You know, so you can't all have it great, you
know you need a little bit of a dig.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
In the ribs.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I was just smiling and all you're really gonna miss bleaky.
It's like we've gone time traveling into Charles Dickens novel.
There's like mouse traps where there's horrible smell school dinners.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
I'm like, I'm so glad this is in my life.
While ago I was jealous. Now I can't wait to
get home light a fire.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Anyway, we move into back into her bedroom. It looks
like it's been burgled eighteen times since it's crap everywhere,
and I go, do you want us to help unpacked
stuff and put it around?

Speaker 5 (27:23):
She goes, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Within three minutes, she goes, as she can you guys
just go now? Oh three minutes hour drive, twenty minutes,
lugging up furniture.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
A keyboard.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm not hurry up and make it a hit please
to pay off that heck step, And then within three
minutes there's a barbecue downstairs and my friends are back.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Can you guys go now? We're like, oh you sure
you don't need this? I can jump on the barbie,
happy to turn some snacks. You're just removal less that
ye are? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I see all her friends are gathering and then oh
are you? That was his parents and my wife and
I like, yes we are, and then.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
She's just like that please do you know what? They're
just like, don't chaperone need a film? That's okay? Not
because good bye? Yeah yeah so yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Within three minut it was like a pit stop.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
By the way, yesterday when when my daughter's university accommodation
bedroom sorry goomberg, my wife goes, oh my god, the
hell is that?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
And listen, Hi, I see through.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Okay, just tell yourself it's a hydration bag when she's
doing long distance running exactly.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
So LORDI all right.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
So in London on Friday it was the first show
for the newly reunited after seventeen years Oasis, Oasis coming here.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
I cannot wait.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
After seeing all the footage, the videos, some just how
amazing they are on this tour now, better than anyone
could have sound, the Wembley setup. They're doing seven nights
now at Wembley, one hundred and ten thousand people a
night for seven nights.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's incredible just how big they are right now.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I saw all the celebrities who were there Friday night,
and obviously we had Josh celebrities.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
You got Josh the reception News.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
He's right at the top of the eight boots, our
winner Dave and its best buddy Sean also at top
of the Apex. And then on a bit lower down
Tommy Cruise. Tom Cruis though, looking at the photos, GA.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
What I got? Good on it?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
And you know he ap sailed down. He's not going
through the turnstiles. He's repelling us. I believe Tom.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
You know what he did at the end of the Olympics. Yes,
but he said that he's coming in that way. Then
I saw your friend Julipa was there. Oh yeah, Ricky
Gervase was there getting very drunk along with everybody else
that was there, and so Oasis are coming here. They're
actually playing Marvel Stadium.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Now.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Obviously the tickets sold out very quickly. They have released
tickets to all previously sold out shows, so that's October
the thirty first, November one and second they've released a
load more tickets.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
So by now there's even more reasons. You've seen how
good they are.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
They are not going to break up as hope, We're
not replaying that in four months time. They're not going
to break up. I've just cursed it now. Think coming
in anyway, you can get your tickets to go and
see the shows. So let's replay then. So for the
last couple of weeks we did a big competition to
find our winners to send them out to go and
see Oasis live in London. I played the winning entry
and tell you about Dave and Sean in a bite.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Before that.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Last week, we sent our receptionist Josh all the way
to London go and see the show and see if
he could track down the brothers. He got nowhere near it,
but rest assured, yeah, lovely time a bucket and Palace,
Ah good old wonder around Big Ben and made many
visits to the Oasis Merchandising store.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
So job well done, Josh the receptionist, he left this
you can see.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh my god, it makes me want to I cannot
wait October at the end of October cannot come quick enough.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Christian. That was like a rocket ship taking off. From
the minute they hit the stage.

Speaker 11 (30:53):
It was like roaring, hit after hit after hit. Be
it everywhere a probably second song, bucket hat on, continuously jumping,
pushing continuously out here and there. It sounds normally in
live recordings you can barely hear the audience, but with
that with Wembley, it's like your cocoon. So anytime the

(31:15):
crowd sung, it was just like.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Who come Sally girl?

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Like you hear everything?

Speaker 11 (31:22):
Like I got shivers, emotional. It was elation is by
the word I would put to the entire experience. My
sister having her with me was just incredible, like having
another family member there to experience that. As the fireworks
go off at the end, we were just like, wow, wee,
what do we just experience? Like it's not going to

(31:43):
get better than that unless the Beatles suddenly come back
from the dead and reform and do a tour like
it's just the best rock show in the world. And mate,
I can't wait for you to see it because I
know you're just going to beat your jaw, be on
the floor, you'll cry the whole nine yards.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
But yeah, one for the box, isn't.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
It how we all feel when you've seen what you
probably think is pinched me. This is probably the best
it's ever going to be, not just in terms of
a live show, it's something that sends that it's something
way bigger than that. There's an afterglow, Josh and anyone
who is there, you know, and it's like this, what
whatever when you've seen a great show and it isn't
about the size of the venue. It's about something actually
that words can't fully describe what that is. It's like

(32:23):
a transmission we put there. You feel it, don't you,
even though we weren't there. You know what that feeling is.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
It's the best feeling in the world. Now.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
So that's Josh. He's got his after glow keyword there, elation.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Love that.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Then let's go to Dave. So Dave won the Big
Oasis competition. Okay, we asked you to pick an Owaysis song,
sing it and win it, and you voted for Dave
to win and rightly, so listen to this sending to
where lease this is listen to Dave.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Christian.

Speaker 12 (32:49):
I'm begging please, I'm seeing in on the duney, dreaming
of the money that the back kids benigiven me the
duney to fine aways to make it on the play.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
So they kids on fos.

Speaker 12 (33:12):
My friend said, come with me and see it on
the plane to wear relief.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
So Dave deserved winner of our Oasis competition.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
This is Dave.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
He took his best mate Sean aka Lurch to London
with them. They are having the best time, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
And then Paris.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Now really I got an email from the last night.
Oh yeah, they've done. They went, They brought tickets to
go and the show was so good. They brought tickets
at their own money to go and see again the
same show on the Saturday night. Then they went up
to Liverpool. They're now heading onto Paris. They wouldn't have slipped.
I don't think we're going to see them again. They're
on some sort of grown up Kentiki tour. Anyway, Let's
go to before the show.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Oh, Christians, Dave and Short here.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
We are just gotting into this four or five deep already,
aren't they released?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Madness?

Speaker 6 (34:02):
We're both trippa real hard man, just did some beers
bead to go into our secret and Richard Ashcraft has
been started like twenty minutes, so.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
We'll touch base again. I guess later on we are.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
Their froth levels are real high.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Oh, let's use that phrase now when anything is very good.
Froth levels are high, and let's go to how high
was it?

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Trisha?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Hi, that's how you should feel. That's how you should feel.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
We get it.

Speaker 9 (34:45):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
In thirteen seconds, not a single word is wasted. Shakespeare
couldn't have written a you better.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Than this, tres our very own.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
It's from one email trom two point zero.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I got this email from the boys yesterday, right, Christian,
we're just arrived in Liverpool. We're going to do some
beetles stuff here then head off to Paris tomorrow. We
ended up buying our own tickets to go back and
see them the next night. It was just unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
We're hoping to bump into the Gacus to ask the
your question so you.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Could fly us home business class, but I don't think
anyone was getting anywhere near them.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
On the way to Liverpool.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Made a last minute stop at Birmingham to get to
Black Sabbath Bridge. It's been named after Ozzie in the
band for years. To pay our respects to Ozzy Osbourne
what class seem to do. Christian has a token of
our appreciation. We wrote your name on the brick work
on the sceiling inside the Cavin Club. You know this
is where the Beatles first made their name in Liverpool.
In Liverpool, we had to spend forty five minutes trying

(35:52):
to find an empty bit of brickwork. Lurch brought sharply
off the toilet attendant for twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Right now, Christian, I'll be answer.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Your name isn't very clear because we'd had a few pints,
but you're on the wall at the Calvin Club, so
we are all good.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Dave, we are, and there it is.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
I memmortalize it's yeah, my name is up there. Dave
and Lurch have a great time come home, say.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
This is exciting news.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Ed Sheeran announcing another show at Marvel Stadium, Fronted Touring
and MG Live are parents. We bringing Ed Sheeran back.
He's bringing his looptur to Marvel Stadium Thursday twenty six
Friday the twenty seventh of February. New show added this morning.
So Ed's obviously had a couple of beers last night
Sunday night at the UK. Go God damn it. You

(36:43):
know what Oasis can whatever i Is can do, Eddie
can do. He's throwing his his little hat ginger Hatt
in the ring Saturday the twenty eighth through Febry So Thursday, Friday,
Saturday three day Eddie. All tickets go on sell tomorrow
three p m. Do not do the school run, get
the little tell the little bleeders to walk home. You'd

(37:04):
be too busy trying to get your kids. Tickets to
go and see Eduardo as he now is as we
call him. Head to Frontier Touring dot com. We have
a pair of tickets to be one. First of all
pop quiz, Let's play an Ed Chiming song next. Now
I love her cheering, but a lot of the songs
are a certain tone that you really wouldn't want to
be vibing up the breakfast show.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Yeah, they are supermarket flowers.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
The theme she needed to the movie of the eighteen
quite you know, quiet buzzkill for the movie that was
hearing him sing that song about is nan on the Horse?

Speaker 5 (37:37):
So what's an.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
What's an upbeat Eddie song? We played Castle on the
Hill on Friday?

Speaker 5 (37:46):
What about Gorway where he's kind of win a go
way girl, way girl?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
What's another upbeat?

Speaker 5 (37:58):
One bit?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Per it's about a little as talking you.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Is it a shape of you? Admiring soho.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
It's not a very nice thing to say to somebody.
You know what I love about you? Is it my personality,
my humor, my kind of No, it's a shape.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Oh my god, great ass. WOWI the shape of you.
Let me get my notepad out right now. There's a
song in the shape of you.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Let's play shape with you next. I've decided, all.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Right, so these ed Sheering tickets.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I've had so many emails over the weekend from people
who have no heads and the only way they're going
to have a good life is if they can go
and see EDG.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Shearing. I've heard all kinds of you know now because
of reality shows.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
They go.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
If I tell him I've got no head, I need
a good story or I'm about to lose my arms.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I'm going to go and see EDG. Shearing, all right,
so gimme the eddy.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
We got a pair of EDG. Shearing tickets. They are
gold dust tickets. Go and sell tomorrow three pm Frontier
Touring dot Com. You can win them right now. Just
tell us why you'd really love to go and see
Ed Shearing live next year in.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
February the Christian Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
So ed Sharing back here next year February, Marvel Stadium.
A third show just been announced this morning. So it's Thursday,
the twenty sixth of February, Friday the twenty seventh, Saturday
the twenty eighth. The most important thing you need to know.
Tickets go and sell tomorrow three pm at Frontier Touring
dot Com.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
We have tickets every single day this week.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Today.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Fact is what we're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Team Team, Team, instant production meeting.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Rio are you present, I'm ready, Producer Kaitlin, are you present?
I am present?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Microsoft, Tina are you present?

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yes, I'm here. Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Tomorrow morning, six fifteen am, fifteen minutes into the show
on on air, Team Pitch, all of us are going
to go away today after the show. We're going to
think of a game to play involving an EDG sharing
song title. We each pitch our ideas Tomorrow Morning Live,
six fifteen.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Okay, bring your ideas.

Speaker 10 (40:06):
I'll bring my ie game edge.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
What it's eighteen?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
If you said I bring my eighteen, that would have worked. Okay,
but look, we've got just we've got twenty two hours.
She shows that you had it there.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
She didn't like.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
She actually sat back in a seat like mic drop boom.
How about you deal with that host and like them apples? Okay,
twenty two hours ago. It's very range that we got there. Now,
how do you get on with my instant record?

Speaker 5 (40:30):
You're not playing it. It's unplayable. I'm worried that if
you play it, they'll they'll take our tickets back from us.
What it was very rushed?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Is it even up there? It's not even ready yet,
I think real.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I said to him literally four minutes ago, Hey, by
the way, we're doing this, gimme the eddie. Why didn't
you trot into a studio. I've always got no idea
how hard this is. Trun to studio and sink just
make lyrics uff and I saw all I sung. She
was like, gimme, gimmy, gimmy the edy this morning.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
You do the rest.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Yeah, I was. I saw.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
That's what Steve Johnes used to do to people.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Just shout at nurse, you figure it out. It's not
ready yet. I hope by the end of this break
it is ready. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Care the world needs to hear this, all right, give
me the Eddie thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
First of all, we go to you Nick, Good morning,
Hi Christian.

Speaker 13 (41:20):
I would really like to take my wife to go
and see ed Saran where our daughter was about six
months old. She would not sleep and we plaid ed
shurance perfect over repeat about fifty times a day. And
this would be a really good opportunity for me and
my wife. So hopefully stay awake during his concert in
that song. So please, I'd love to take her because

(41:40):
we are massive fans and it would be a great
experience for us.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Can you even listen to the song again?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Now? Have you got kind of like pst PSCD where
you're just so stressed out by it?

Speaker 13 (41:49):
One hundred When the song comes on, we look at
each other and go, oh, yeah, she's awake as normal.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
There's nothing worse when they just we had that with
our first order. It's so stressful, isn't it.

Speaker 13 (41:59):
Oh god, absolutely, we were trying to pat her tummy
and make her going to sleep, and she just Woulded
I know that song off my hearts.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
I remember just sleeping on the floor and that moment
you're try and comando crawl out. They see you and
they kick off again. Yeah, my wife, And.

Speaker 13 (42:15):
Then you creep out slowly and then yes, where.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Are you going?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Oh nowhere, nowhere at all, just stir stretching some balasis
here right now at three am they try to two
of them twins. Oh no, Nick, strong case, stay there
my view. Let's go to Hannah now morning Hannah. Hello, Hannah, give.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Me the eddie. What would you love these pair of tickets?
Go and see Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
I would love these tickets like you're talking about this morning.
Get those little kids walking to school. I'm an assistant principal.
I'm bloody stuck doing bus runs at my school. I'm
going to win bloody tickets. I've got four girls. I'm
going to choose one of them. And she's a bloody

(43:00):
midwife over at the Northern, so she has no chance.
While she's pulling out babies.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Bloody hell fops. Yeah, she don't need them.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
She just puts an arm up there, grab her head
and anything.

Speaker 7 (43:14):
She's got utensils going everywhere.

Speaker 13 (43:17):
She can't have her phone.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Hannah, I've got an idea. Why don't you get the kids.
Send them all to the library. You've got thirty, you know,
forty kids. Get them all on ticket tech. Maybe they
can all get you tickets.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Oh yeah, sure, so above getting their own tickets, they're
going to get a teacher's tickets.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
You would love that.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Yeah, exactly. Well, and also I'm worrying here, Hannah. You've
got four daughters. How are you going to.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Pick just one?

Speaker 7 (43:42):
I look, I've got four daughters, and seriously, they all
adore Ashurance. But Danielle, I just she's another level with itsurance.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Like she's problems here forever. You're crring so many problems here, Hannah.

Speaker 7 (43:59):
You know what, I'm an assistant principal. I've got to
sink on my seed. I've got to make decisions.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
You have das my decision.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Now listen, Hannah, or won't I produce? Are gonna start crying?

Speaker 11 (44:10):
Penny giveaway?

Speaker 5 (44:12):
I'm gonna sort out.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I'm gonna give you four tickets.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Take all the girls, shut out, shut the EDG sharing door.
You're going, oh my god, yes, hang on, I need five.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Actually, the producers crying even more now it's four for
the daughters and one for you.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Five ed sharing tickets.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
They are literally there are grim faces right now in
the ballpit out there.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Make it work, weeds. Oh my god. Okay, listen.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
It's like this is a movie, isn't it Hannah and
her Sisters.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
You think there's an old movie called Hannah and her Sisters. Anyway, Hannah,
you and your daughters, you're all going.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Oh my god, they're gonna love me. They're gonna, oh
my god, yes, yes, I'm parking.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Wasn't it wasn't a question? Hannah.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Good on all for what you do as well. It's
such a important job to do. Uh yeah, I hope
you and you girls have a lovely time seeing.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Ed Sharing live.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Thank you, Thank you so March one or four point
three amazing.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
You don't need to do that bit. Don't worry about
cheapens the whole thing. The only person likes that is
toe the boss clip cut. She won't even care about
the rest of comedy gold that we've been spinning all morning.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Oh, he's done a good bit at last. They name
checked the station and she strokes a big white cat.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
She does have a big white does she does my blowfold? Marvelous? Anyway?
Do you know what's ready?

Speaker 9 (45:35):
Gimme yes, yes, yes, no, no no, let's end on
a low end, on a low I say, Jimmy, Jimmy,
gimme and.

Speaker 14 (45:47):
Eddie and Marvel Christian, won't you give me two tickets
to his show?

Speaker 5 (45:55):
I've warned you twelve minutes to make this.

Speaker 14 (46:01):
Oh, Jimmy, Gimmy, gimme and Edie marhould.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
You give me two tickets to his show?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Life's like a hostage situation?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Him a Grammy Now the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Just during this song, I've had not one, but two
mishard lyrics for ed Sheer in the shape of you
all right now. We won't have time to get them
up in your next couple of minutes, but I think
we show them the next break because obviously hearing it
and I think we've been talking about the song. What
some of the lyrics are quite strange when you think
about it. Plus, he says, you know. Look, a cub
isn't a place.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
To find a partner. But the pub.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Oh yes, you mean we're people are drinking all day.
That's where I'm going to find the love of my lie. Yes,
you're right, an RSL. That's where I'm going to get
myself down to. All right, So let's get into this
week's brand new misshard Lyrics. It's just another Misshardman Christian
O'Connell's misshard Lyrics.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Now, if you're new to a show, we do this
every Monday.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
We love it.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
It's driven by you guys. Every single day I get
contenders for the misshrd Lyrics. Time you hear a song
and you think you're mishearing a lyric, you email it
into me. If we play it back and we agree
with what you think you're miss hearing. If we don't
hear it, it's just your ears. And for the really
great ones. Last week we had two Hall of Famous.

(47:26):
Tita made it in with the lavender Hay from listener Jed.
I feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me. And then
some stupid git kept calling George Michael in farst Love.
Stupid git that keeps on calling me as well those

(47:49):
Robot course. All right, let's get to the brand new ones.
Michael Cunningham, Rogers Sanchez, another chance, old school banger.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
I tried to tell you that the things we had
were right? Or is it?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Well we it's a name check for UK celebrity chef
Ainsley Harriet. I'd rather take a bath with Ainsley Harriet.
Now I have been already steady cookies. Ay, that is incredible.
The only two words that are actually decipherable is Ainsley Harriet.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
This is a genius one. Michael Cunningham.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
It's nothing but Ainsley Harriet.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Come on in Cunningham, Michelle Barker world, where you live,
crowded house. Here's someone now who's got the muscle? Or
is it who's someone who's really been training a very
specific isolated muscle. Here's someone now, shhinter muscle. Yeah, the muscle.

(49:15):
He does set the muscles. It's Theresa. It's a little
bit of an accent, maybe an allow on it or something.
It's like he's whispering out the corner of her mouth.

(49:36):
Would they have a band nickname?

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Look at his old mates their strin to muscle. He
almost heard that, he didn't. I just said structure of
Michelle Barker. Welder Nathan has got the heartbeaster knife to
call for hands of above?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Or is it to cut the hands off a bug?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Who could do that?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Tena's been cranking Lincoln Park. I hope everything's all right, Tina.
By the way, two thousand and two called they want
to stop listening to their music, Tina, but bleed it
out such a Lincoln Park. Keep it light, guys, I
bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away. Wait,
that's not the made up bit. That's that short lyrics

(50:31):
away Chicken Tika. I bleed it out, Chicken Tika, just
to throw it away. Don't waste that great dish, Chicken Tika.
Oh sorry, but Tina, Hall of three, Hall of Famous.

(50:52):
So far we've got this one from Mazie Christian. My
name is Mazing and I am ten years old. Maze,
thank you very much taking part in the misso lyrics.
My dad and I hopefully have one of your life.
Me too, Meghan Trainer, my entourage behind me, But no,
it's actually Uncle.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Ross who is behind me. Z.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
We do love this, my uncle.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I wasn't sure about this one on paper, but my
uncle Ross behind me. Megan Hall of Famer for you,
my ten year old friend.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Mazie. Well done, very very good. And this one comes
from our very own Patsy Ariana grande.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Next, one day I walk down the arm holding hands
with my mama. I get the feeling you play this
a lot.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
To your daughter. Yes, this was all his suggestion for this, sir,
Thank you for probably heard it a lot from It's like,
what do you call subliminal suggestion?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Hypnosis? And again and again?

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Or is it? One day I walk down the aisle,
put your hands on my lama?

Speaker 9 (52:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Why why do you hesitant?

Speaker 5 (52:10):
There?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
You?

Speaker 8 (52:13):
I spill it.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
No, it's one of the best ones I ever heard.
Say what you mean? Patch in the eye and say what.

Speaker 10 (52:21):
You mean, say what you're saying it to a because.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
He actually go Then I just need to hear it again.
I smell fear coming. That's loved hands.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
You're not a phrases sometimes the greater good wow, excuse me, stranger,
Hall of fame.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
I got it. Yeah, good job. Can we live? Please?
All right?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
When you hear a miss lyrics, emil it to me.
Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Thank you, Christian, O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Every day this week maybe some days, and sharing tickets
was meant.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
To be a paraday.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Someone you know someone here without naming any name, society
good someone five tickets and trust me, you might think, hey, come.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
On number one radio station. That's no big deal. Tears
here from Kitlin.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
The producer came in, had a stern word of me,
we need to talk about it.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
At nine.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
We have an ED situation. I don't know what that means.
There's an ed situation.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Sound good? Any who?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
We played the Shape of You today and obviously we
were talking about the song some of the strange, wonderful
lyrics in there and two of you. Gavin and Angela
both got hot off the press misheard lyrics.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Wow, okay.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
So here they are then from the song in the
Shape of You, not one but two Gavin Christian is
hearing it today. Sounds like he's referring to a guy
called Kumar. You know the bit come on, come on
be my baby. Yes, I do anymy just play a game.
It is it's Kumar, be my baby, Kuma, Kumar, be

(54:12):
my baby. Gavin, Yes, well done.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Angela original line bed sheets smell like You.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
She'd smell like you.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
It's a creepy take somebody that was how's how's today
going to work?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
By the way, my bed sheets smell like You's start
ghosting that guy or more romantic. Actually this now, my
Veggie smell like you. Oh my word, this cabbage, Sarah,
it smells like you, my darling.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Now my bird, she's smell like you. I so wanted
to be Veggie says, hear it again, let's hear it again. Okay,
turn it up, everybody, Now my bird, she'd smell like yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Oh, Christian O'Connell show on podcast weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
You know, I was out walking and I saw it
was like a homeless guy and suddenly recognized that was
Alex Cullen used to be on the TV. And I said,
clean yourself up, son, let me take you in, let
me clean you up from the filth and squalor and
let you on my big hot shot show.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
He said, no, sir, no sir, I'm not worthying. You are.
Everyone is worthy. A week into that.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Job, you turn on me on my darkest hour.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
So what happened in that quarter yesterday? As a d
S fan, this is how you repay me?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Will you have done this shitty old mate car you
come at me now, I didn't even know what team
you go for?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Sydney Cider.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Yeah, that will be real you.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Oh no, I tell you what now?

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Who are you? Who's your team? Then? Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
After much consideration, much thought, the North Melbourne kangrind this
guy wants to judge me.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Now I don't feel so bad.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Today we're looking for your dangerous movies.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Apparently it's International Danger Alertness Day. Ideally you want that
every day, be alert for danger. Don't just make it
an annual thing?

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Can I say?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Make it perennial? Just keep on going with it?

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Team?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
What do we think of the top five most dangerous
household items in two twenty five table corners?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
What happen week? Are you dangerous?

Speaker 10 (56:40):
Like a foot high?

Speaker 5 (56:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (56:42):
I'd say the greater would have to be yes.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Bat at number four, slicing digits with a Mandolin slice
like magdalinmc mandolin Slicer's got me again? What else in
the top five most dangerous household items twenty twenty five?

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Twenty five leg Oh.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Sorry, what were you thinking about?

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Ac five chipping on my soda stream.

Speaker 10 (57:07):
Yeah, that's not a kitchen applying.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Number one no, be kind of in the area.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Children's toys on the floor. It yes, yes, on the floor.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
And number five garbage disposals, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and
number three people trying to separate frozen foods with a knife.
So is it the thing or the people that are dangerous?
Someone in my kitchen trying to separate frozen foods?

Speaker 5 (57:34):
The worst tripping over rugs? Really?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Top five?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
That's it tomorrow rug injuries, get rug buds injury?

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Mayb me do it early, Let me do it early,
right out the show. We had one of those last week?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
What rug did you you an your partner didine for
the chafing.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
On it?

Speaker 14 (58:01):
You know?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Or some point?

Speaker 5 (58:04):
Dangerous movies you say we do?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Oh my god, I've got danger Oh yeah, John Shibolta,
you do not go on and dance for Saturday Night Cleaver.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Silver plus.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Drug, Lords of the Ring. What do they have to
over there in new ceiling?

Speaker 5 (58:24):
What's I wonder? Looks like that is a user. We
all love the movie Marli and Me, but there's a
dangerous version of it. Gnarly and Me. Yeah, Ben her
classic movie.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
But he's been sleeping around with some of those Centurion groups.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Ben her piece together.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Now that's come on, come on you and you love
Woody in the Toy Story movie.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Yeah, so that's not a toy story because there was
Number one.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Could be a mandolin that you're playing with. You knows,
not a toy kids, silver plass, thank you all right?

Speaker 5 (59:04):
What have you got?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Dangerous movies?

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Paddington bears up to no good. He'srington bare knuckle fighting
window nowhere, Bronze, dumb and Dama Oa.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Dark.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Is it an hour ago?

Speaker 1 (59:24):
We're giving their sharing tickets away. Now we're doing serial
killer gear silver though.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Bruisie and the Beast.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I know you didn't get the house at auction. Don't
take out on the listeners.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Bronze and shove. Actually he's shoved me. Changers to shove
somebody with my mandoline.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
That's all great, It is all right.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
If you hopefully somebody just turned up with the.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Time wait to them for the best and show.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
You have to go and see Beatle Juice and Musical.
We're asking you to make a movie dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Let's not do this again. I had to clear out somebody.
They're so dark.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
They're funny, but they're really dark. Change of things not.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Money, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
On a radio show, The Dukes of Hazmats.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
That is great. That is so good. Joe, that's who
did that one? The Long kiss Cam good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Night, Yeah, shat yeah, call back to cold Play.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Dangerous for the marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
By the way, have you seen the video they put
out the Astronomy Company damage Imitation. They've hired Gwyneth Paltrow
to do it. We have to get into it tomorrow. Sorry, yesterday.
She's doing a piece of camera.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
On behalf of the company.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
I don't know. This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Willy won Key Ladder, that's so good. There's a genius
making movie doing just Willy Wonky Ladder. Dell Edward scissor feet.
I'm with m Why is it any words having feet
cesar elbow, Edward says he is even feet. A jellyfish

(01:01:06):
called wonder Yeah, Silver, I now pronounce you nunchuck and luck.
Oh these are so good, chir it, well done. Charlotte's
funnel Web. Dangerous guys not twelve monkeys twelve monkey bars?
Whoa more than dangerous? My best friend's welding not wedding

(01:01:28):
good silver. When Dirty Harry met Sali silver miners, I
not not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I just bought a sue.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
I just bought a cost of suit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Yeah, that's when Paula and looking at your phone while driving.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Miss Dainsy, very very very dangerous silver.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
All right, Rio, who is off to go and see
beet or Juice the musical.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
I now pronounce you Nunchuck and Larry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Well done. We're back tomorrow. We'll have another pair of
edge sheering tickets. Stands for joining us. As always, when
you miss here, you know it's Christian at Christian O'Connell
dot com dot A.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
You have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
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