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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Show one thousand, two hundred and thirty.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Christian O'Connell here, Good morning Jack, Post morning guys. Happy Friday, Patsy. Hello,
have we all got weekends look forward to? My wife
is currently in the air with our eighteen year old daughter.
They're off to see her sister in Dubai. I'm for
the next glory seven days. I was doing that thing
last night when I'm like god, she was like, you're

(00:46):
going to be okay?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
You know do you? You know? Are you're going to
be get lonely? You be okay? I'll be all right.
She goes, try not to do breachs every day, and
I forget that.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm going to try not to cook a single item
of the next seven days. It's the fairest Buley left
in charge of the house. So that's my weekend. I'm
going to go and see you didn't go and see
it at the end. I'm going to go and see
Wicked on Someday.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
With book tickets for tomorrow. You probably want to book
it because it's I've.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Booked it Sunday afternoon. I cannot wait to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Apparently, Yeah, Jackie boy, what are you up to this weekend?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Bianco is away on a hike this weekend, twelve girls
into the Grampians. So I'm Gordy on my own for what's.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
She going to do?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
So it looks like a long I say, this weekend
not as RESTful as yours, but like uh something not
to endure love hanging out with him.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
But it's a long. It's alone. It's not just that
you've got to be You've got to be watching the
whole time. And then you've got to have activity, activity,
so you've got to have stuff planned to wear them out. Women.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I used to have weekends where it was just me.
I deliberately front loaded. So the morning you wear them out,
the afternoon they're knackerd Yeah SI having a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
You've got to You've got.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
To get them out there earning and wear them out.
Then they're just quite happy. Sort of applying to sit
on the couch and have little doze with you.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Bank said, do you have any activities planned for him.
That's the best way to get through. Well, he's got
swimming on Saturday morning that goes for half an hour
and then after that we're kind of got a free book.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So you've got anything? Are you taking him to any mazes?
Maze amazed? Too young for you? Know that the adventure
with Dad were trapped? Get out half prime time Supermarket
is amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Get him out there, and I think there's one in Ashcombe,
and then there's one the Enchanted Gardens, which is really
good off a seat because then you can do the
CA's going to be a lovely hot weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Take him to the my Christmas windows they've got Steve,
take him there.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I hate lining up at things. It's one of us
celebrity celebrity. They don't like it. Go to the zoo,
what about the zoo?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Beautiful weather for the.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Zoo, king hotly wandering around like that?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Know you want the shade of a bay.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
That's I went to Hillsville once on a really hot
day and all the animals just hide in the shape.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah right, So have you already got nothing planned? That's
all I've got.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, no, no, no, you need more than that. What
about someone that cinema fore young kid.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, that's good because it starts at the moment. Yeah,
although he doesn't really at home, can't make it through
a full movie. He's got about half an hour and
before you.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Get Yeah, you watch some movie now, there's nothing under
two hours.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
And he's too young.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah, maybe I can ask him if we could pay
for like a quarter of the movie and only stay
for thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
What about you go on, Hiatt, You can go to
the I think it's the Botanical Gardens and you can
go out on the you can go up punching.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
We haven't been the Fairfield boat House before and he
hated that.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, to be honest, he being on the water. Otherwise
we'll say, why don't you hire kayaks? No, he hated
being on the water. I've got it.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Go to Science Works.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
We have been meaning to go to science Science Works
is a great shower.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Also very hot this weekend air conditioning in those museums.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
That I think it might be Science Works? Science Works?

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Shout And what are you got to this weekend?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Patsy now going out for dinner tonight with a member
of the team actually going forward to you.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You can't name them by boy, you're keeping it behind our.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Back, going for local Mexican strange voice and you go
with Caitlyn.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, now you're going to get smashed.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
You too, we've been meet No, of course not.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
She's a heavy drinker. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Every time you go to that Mexican restaurant, you get
that oversized marcaritas Jack.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's a genuine for.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Someone to share it with this.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh lovely.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
All right, we come back then we'll get into this
week's double thumbs Up when we go around the team
to about the things we're into this week.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Look, Christian Connall Show Podcast Friday morning.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
So Christian O'Connell show, we're going to double thumbs up. Now,
this is where we talk about the things that we've
enjoyed this week. Patsy, what's it for you?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
I have seen Countdown fifty years on on ABC. I
view it is the fifty year Can you believe? Half
a century anniversary of Countdown? ABC sat down yesterday with
the Love God and watched it. It's a ninety minute
special all and it just no, no, no, it's.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Just the end of the count Down to death.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I know every one of the youngest people watching it,
very old people pas TV.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, you this was so iconic, this show. And when
we were growing up in the seventies and eighties, this
is all we had, like was music. This is what
formed our youth.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
That's the way my folks talk about Countdown. That was
your entry into music and anything else. And every band
who came through here went to.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Mass rolling stones like anyone who was anyone. And don't
discount the role that Molly played in all of this.
When Michael Jackson came out for the first time to Australia,
he wouldn't speak to anyone else but Molly on Countdown.
So you will love it. It is part of your childhood.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
And I didn't.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Realize how much it formed part of like the video
music scene as well. You know that ac DC long
Way to the Top, they're on the back of the truck.
That was all like Countdown instigated the show and it
just formed the way of the video music clips.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
So you just don't get shows on that anymore.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
It was just it was raw and it.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Was the only way you saw famous people was on
TV and shows, aren't they and up.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Close and personally it was and it was funny when
it first started. It was in black and white and
apparently they looked back to find these tapes but the
ABC had taped over them.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
They'd reuse the real.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
You know there's a famous bit of Austraight and TV
of the first I forget his name, but the first
guy who speaks and welcomes people to Australian TV in
the fifties. That is actually fake because they taped over
the original one and then they got him to recreate it.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
The other thing this week, I do want to give
a show the way do you remember back in the
down TV where they would have people like in the UK,
we still have people announcing on TV what's what the
next show?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Was welcome to tell.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
We used to have a guy who used to come
on in a shortain time say good night and then
TV I'm the country to bait.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
We used to get the test pattern and then the
national anthem would play. But midnight or something.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
You can't relate to that now crazy.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
On this like you know, streaming where there's something always available.
The other thing, I do want to give a shout
out to my podcast Rage against the Menopause on the
iHeart platform if you haven't caught it, yet I'm actually
hitting the road next year and we're going to.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
You're going to go and do live. Yeah, we're going
to do like a live. I didn't know that. That's amazing.
I don't know that. That's so cool. You'll be brilliant,
You'll be you'll be amazing live.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's just about people sharing their lived experiences and just
and talking about it. And so I'm really excited.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
What is that first half of next year?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, so the.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
First one is Bohemian Summer twenty twenty five, which is
at Bland, just sort of out of backus Marsh. It's
this massive women's festival and they have a huge amount
of all sorts of things, you know, women that are
into crystals, reiki, all that sort of stuff. And I'm
the keynote speaker there. So why I'm congratulations, Thank you cool.
If you go to me on Instagram, I've got actually

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a special discount code. You do have to pay for tickets,
you have to book tickets, but there's a discount code.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
So what's a discount code? Pats one something like that.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yes, I don't I don't know the.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Top that's because you've got all the fingers. It's something
like that know what? Why are you telling the code?

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Now?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Go into your Instagram search.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
For you bio and but if you go to human
you will find what my discount code is. If you're
not following me, you're very new to this.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
You know you need to you need to join Live
National to make it easier, and you need to use
a coop and code.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't know what it is that you meant to
know that to me? Here pous three oh one, take
my money. I don't know how to process it. No,
it's it's it's what you got there. Nanny gets your
old phone out. She's got a phone out. Now your
own stories.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Look, go to myll that's that's a bit aggressive. Look
go to my instagram.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's it. Radio voice back on.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
We've got a glimpse there behind the clone of the
Wizard of Us.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
That's mummy's home voice. Go to my instagram. You will
see the discount coat.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Good luck, good luck Bertie. All right, we take a break.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
We're back the Christian O'Connell show podcast Friday morning.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
We're midway through doing double thumbs Up. We talk about
the things we're into at the moment. Jack, what have
you enjoyed?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I got two things this week.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I got to see an early screening of Better Man,
which is the Robbie Williams movie, comes out Boxing day
here in Australia. It is a biopic like none other,
and you can see it from the trailer because he
is a monkey not a human.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Ridiculous premise. And when I first heard.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
It, remember we'd last laugh about Robbie Williams is going
to make this biopick about himself, but he's a monkey
instead of a human.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
We're like, this is the stupidest thing ever.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
It is the best biopic I have ever seen. What
a great praise And so I really love Rocketman. I
love but him in Rhapsody. This is so so good
I couldn't I got home last week.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Makes it good?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Is it the fact that Robbie's not in it, so
he's not thinking about an act of trying to play him.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
So it's not somebody imitating a rock star. It's Robbie's
voice the whole way through. And the monkey thing is
like five minutes into it, you accept he's a monkey.
So I just for the rest of this I know
that monkey is Robbie Williams, and I.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
See about his life, so going from take that to
then going story and it's amazing.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Also he is it's such a vulnerable story as well,
so he's narrating it and he's the voice of the
monkey of Robbie Williams.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
But he is not.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Shy about all the hard and sometimes really disgusting and
terrible things he did in his life. But man, it
is such a great story and such and they've done
the music so well. Better man, it's going to be huge.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Wow. I can't wait to see it.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, he's going to be on the show and a
cut of his time as well. A couple of things
to me. One, thank you very much Patsy for giving
me a heads up last week about the Albus documentary
on Netflix. Watched it in one sitting last weekend. This
is Elvis Presley return. It's the Fall and Rise of
the King. It is brilliant, all about the making of
the comeback Special, the six ten Comeback Special. Brilliant documentary,

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great talking heads. I absolutely loved it, really good. I'm
going to recommend the show. I'll be stunned if any
of you watch it, but you should. It's called murder Mindfully.
This is ten out of ten brilliant, funny show. It
is a German comedy with subtitles. Like I said, hardly
any of you are going to watch it, but it
is extremely who knew German commedy.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't even think I've heard that phrase before.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I've never said the words. I couldn't believe. My wife
came in win way through. I mean watching the first
episode because I thought I just watched it alone. It's
a tough sell. She goes, are you watching something in German?
It's a German comedy?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh my god? It is brilliant, really really funny. Idea
is very good.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
It's on Netflix, is called Murder Mindfully, trust me, you'll
get into it and it is very very good. And
I don't about you guys a lot of times now
and it's got subtitles on right. But most of the
TV now I find out because my kids watch everything
with closed captions.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, and shows us so much.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, I'm always I always have subtitles on there because
actually there's so many TV shows where there's so much mumbling,
whether you're like, what did he say? And then another
great movie I saw over the weekend. It's on Amazon Prime.
It's an hour and a half perfect length for a
comedy movie. It's called My Old Ass, Very very funny.
Aubrey Plaza is the star of it. It's so good.

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That is ten out of ten for me. Very funny movie,
just an hour and a half. My Old Ass That
is on Amazon Prime.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
What a stunning morning it is today. It is such
a beautiful day. Perhaps he's going to be nice all weekend,
isn't it really?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Oh yeah, thirty thirty five today, thirty six tomorrow with
a late change and then much cooler Sunday, sort of
in the low twenties.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
So whatever you're going to do within two year old
sun today, you need to bear in mind it's going
to be very.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Hot over the weekend. You know me. The maze is
not a good idea.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
No unlessons an early morning Mays or twilight maze.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Do a six do a sharp six am tomorrow morning.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
We could go back to the sand pile. Our local
park has put a heap of sand out. I guess
for is it scarifying the grass in the area When
they put sand all over the grass to make it
grow better.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Don't they then reak it in and blend it in.
They don't just leave a large sort of well mountain.
Someone's stuck at the moment. It's just a large mountain. Yeah,
the truck is dropped off the large mound of sand.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
You got to go home, did he? I mean, it's
just a mountain of sand.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
He loved it the whole The townsfolk loved it.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
This is how simple a lot of Australias are. A
pile of sand will have all the local people. This
is what we need to forget about giving money away
right to listeners.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Just give away piles.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Of sand and bring a good two meter high pile
of sand in the local park.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yesday.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
We're doing hills yesterday, you know, pretty much in Australia
that's considered a hill.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
The thing is, though, by Sunday, that Sandy Mountain is
full of dog toads. Yes, the dogs going to be
like a cat sort of letter trade. You know, you'll
be rumming you and oh god, oh no, another one.
It's gonna be full of Even the photo jack ship.
There's there's about four dogs there, you know, all sort
of just you know, scurrying to do a big old
poo in it.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
He spent almost two hours there last night really, and
then we had to dump him straight into bath afterwards because.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
He found so.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
So Jack is looking after a two year old son
this week, and he's a kind of things to do.
He doesn't want to do the mace Christian Tea taken
to a play center was a place.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Like serious absolute jump pits. We won't see you next week.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
You pick up some bug that has spread to you
check him to the Imaginator of Docklands.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
That is great.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, that's brilliant, very hands on. They've got like a
it's kind of like a maze actually of like hanging
reflective sort of rods, which is really cool, like a sensory.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Like she would are you talking about hanging reflective rods.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
He's always talking about those reflection.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Perhaps he went hands on, hands on what reflective rocks.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
No, it's a sensory experience.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Multi sensory.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
It is good for kids. And then you could go
to Costco over the road and get a twenty later
drama board.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, every kid loves that, every two year old.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
I still don't really know what I'm going to if
I'm driving to the imagine Area.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Reflective rods hands on. Jack needs to go to MOPA
in Moraban, great venue for kids.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Again, I'm not familiar. What about what those bounce places?
Oh he loves bounce. Used to go with the girls.
There's so much fun.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Last time he went, he got his own little socks
with the grips on the bottom, and.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Now he wear any other side the traveling take him again.
Wears him out taking all those bounce plates. Then back
to that giant.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Sandpit Christian Connell Show podcast and.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Wanting to Michael, who's sent me two messages and they're
about three minutes apart.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
What that's what? Evan is the first and I was
looking at it thinking what a weirdo? Why did he
do that?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
And then luckily he sent me one three minutes minute,
going sorry, that was a typeo. I took our little man,
not a little man. So the original message goes, I
took a little man to the aquarium the other day.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
He absolutely loved it, Michael, and I was thinking, took
a little man?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Did he find a look better on the streets and go, hey,
come with me and see some big fish in a
tank and cheeb up little man?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
So I was just thinking, why would he send that?
You know, I just saw a correction three minutes had passed.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Our little man, not a little man is my favorite
correction of the year. Took a little man to the
aquarium the other day. He absolutely loved.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'll consider the aquarium. Then all little men love the aquarium.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
I would put that if I'm head of marketing for
the aquarium, put that up there. Okay, all right? This
morning then, were on the lookout for red jo's. Yesterday, Jack,
you saw an amazing one for a p plater.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
He overtaking people from the left hand lane, causing a ruckus.
I gave him a finger wag, and then when he
got in front of me, I saw that his number
plate was personalized.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Hey baby, all.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Right, we're on the lookout for the best and worst
number plates. Christian, I saw one yesterday. I heard you
and Jack talking about it. It was a Toyota Clugar
and the red jo was Fleddy as in Freddie Kluger. A.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, that is very good.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Okay, that's a high level of them, right that song, Kenny,
What are you thinking about this one, guys?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Christian? A couple of months ago I took a photo one.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
It was a bright yellow Porsche and there was a
lady driving it and the red SHO was was his
w A S h I S was his right yellow
Porsch That is vengel and very funny as well. Christian,
my brother, back when he was on his pace, thought

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he could a funny one.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
It read your yuck you are y uk.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
He thought this was funny back in the early two
thousands on his commodore.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yes, se, that's when you were regret as you grow,
it's out there somewhere. What happens to these plates? Well
we can check them. You can actually check.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Another plate it's still and still see if it's still
on the Yeah, if they've paid their rego or not.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
But where are you looking up this on the dark web? No? No, vi, okay,
very much not the dark.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
It's still going is it is a holden it's a
nineteen ninety one holding.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Courses are holden U rio.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
You also collect them and put them in your group
chat of red Jo's that you've seen?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
What have you seen? Yes, the most recent one was
chat GPT.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Don't understand that another that's just boring, that's so bad.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, it's a bit pedestrian in debt I N D
E b T.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Good to be spending your money on the personalized number
of plans that are a necessity and.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Uh, the final one is bum doctor. He could be
a proctologist.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Again, you're not if you needed a bum doctor, right,
you're not gonna use one that you seeho's got the
Red Show.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Did he have a phone number on the side of
his van like a professional would.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I think it was just a regular car, but maybe
it was. So he's pretending to be a bum a
fake bum doctor. That's shocking. You should not be able
to do that.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
You need to back that up, otherwise you could be
picking up Maybe he's looking to pick up customers. Opportunistic
bum doctor with no formal training for me once fake
bum doctor check, like a.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Real doctor would have this degree on the wall. He's like,
have you seen a number play? Go out to the
car park.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
The Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Personalized Red shows. The most expensive one hearing Victoria is
a call of a million dollars. It's a triple eight twice.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I think it's in Chinese culture. It's a lucky number eight.
It's a lucky number.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
I have seen that car as well, sort of a
couple of weeks ago in Brighton. It's a very fancy
cart as well.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
On average, houses at number eight in the street cell
better than other houses.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Really, if that is an impressive fact, how do you
know that someone's telling And.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
I think thirteen being an unlucky number sells worse than others.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Right, okay? So best and worst personalized car red sho's Christian.
I've seen one that reads no tax, but they would
have paid up on their car red Jo, So thank
you very much on Christian. And I saw a Saab
recently which sat was, what's up? That's a funny one.
That's very good, Joe Christian. I've got personalized plates. They

(20:52):
are b TTF eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Back to the Future eighty eight miles now a bat
Yeah me it is bt.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
BT in the lockers Army Roman that's from James Christian.
I saw this week Kmart. Is it Patsy as the
regime so jealous of it was in the hoppers crossing
that karma.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
You haven't seen that one?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, christ see if Anko is available.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
My favorite red Jo over seeing this year is pop
My on a Cherry branded car. Oh very clever? Well,
I wouldn't say clever, you know. Oh is that hawking driver?
The sorry said professor of science Christian. I know a
friend of mine that owns thirty custom plate combinations sells
them for quite a lot of money. His highest worth

(21:50):
valued one at the moment is mattel On pink plates
that went up ten times it's value after the Barbiet movies.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
You collect them. You you also, I got a lot
of my phone.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Anytime I see one, I'll take a photo of it.
Here some way better one on this and patrol the
number plate hustling.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
On the back of a busy living'.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
No this, you know, sometimes you can get the little
love heart in between I love usher.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Oh boy, who actually to clance that into the world?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
And then then the last one.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
You're not even going to believe I saw this, but
I can show you the video. I actually film this one.
The number plate on a Victoria, real Victorian number plate
is get ass? What g E T A S S.
You've got to be keeping And the guy would have
been sixty five.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Old enough to know better get ass.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Maybe it was his son's car.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
But even so, there were so many points where you
could have some awareness just to think, I'm not sure
this is the right thing to have on that even
where vic Road should have some yes, yeah, I mean
you got to go on put it all in. It
probably says like check all this information before you there.
And it's just like yesterday Chat was saying to me
when I asked you why you wouldn't get personalized racis

(23:11):
because you're worried about if you had an accident. You've
got to give all your details and you will get asked. Guy,
you know that's goingd to go in an insurance claim
and then the owner of the cart get ass.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
You might have to go to court get as. This way,
you are the owner to get as.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, still.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Wanting to Rosa.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
My electrician has a redgio that says it is I.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Is that a quote from something? No, idem it is I?
It is? I? What God? It is? I? More information? Please?

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, I was trying to work out the job was
relevant like an electrician, but really electrician phrase is it?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
You know? It is? I? What the electrician? Yeah, I'm
trying to call you Wayne. I've been waiting four hours now,
desire Christian.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I reckonlarly passed a drive past a car parts out
the front of house and man, I what time of day?
It's always just part in the same spot. The number
plane is Stoner S.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
T O N three again. How does that get through
the crack?

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I remember when I when I was trying to find
who would be my sidekick when I was hired to
do this, and I spoke to Andy Lee and he
gave me two recommendations and one of the was Jackpots.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
And I immedially said to him, isn't that guy Stoner?
Thought I'd make you twice?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
And I was like that guy Shaggy from Scooby Doo
is clearly off his fatal vacant, wide eyed loon. It's like,
you can't he was started loving it.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
He's not.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I know.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
That was the energy I was giving us.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Morning Team. I have a personalized number plate. It's bat
eighty by Sands for this person, and Chris was born
in nineteen eighties and he's a big batman.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I'm sorry, Chris, but it is really lame.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
My friend, my mum works at McDonald's and she's got
mac mum. All right, let's take some calls now, Belinda.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Good morning, good morning, how you got We're.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Good, but you've had a good week. Thanks for calling
the show. So Red Joe's are these yours?

Speaker 10 (25:41):
Yes, days are mine. My number plive is b zed
y mm and my husband is b z hy d
I D I love.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
This by mom, busy dad? This is great. They're how
long you had them, Belinda?

Speaker 10 (25:57):
Probably about two kids ago.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Yeah, so you're only getting busier.

Speaker 11 (26:03):
Yeah, I got busier.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
I've had them had I've had mine for probably on
nearly twenty one years. I guess I've got five kids
and two fur kids.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
So you've got five kids.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, imagine five kids? Can you imagine you feel busy?
Which is gordeo or already you deserve the plate?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's busy with too much.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
It's my head explaining.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, but then thank you very much. Cool, have a
nice week, cant thank you too, Paul. Good morning, Good morning, legends.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, we're go Paul, Welcome to the show. So, Carl Recher,
what have you seen so my car?

Speaker 7 (26:44):
I've got two cars with personalized plates. The boring one
is I've got a Felcon GT with GTP three seventy
and I have a Tickford xr UT and it's sang.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
It one would make me, It would make me smile
if I saw that you.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Are just I surely get pulled over by the police
more than I have.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
Been pulled over a couple of times, and the copper
said to me, not really sanging today.

Speaker 9 (27:17):
In the car.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
The fact, not as advertised. Paul. That is great, Paul,
thank you very much for calling him. I have a
good day.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
Thanks legends you two.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Marcus. Morning, Marcus, Good morning, guys. How are you all?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Thank you very much. Marcus. What's the red show you've seen?
Was it yours?

Speaker 12 (27:38):
Yes, it's not mine, as someone else as a number
of years ago, working in the petrol station station as
a young kids, an old fellow came in in his
car and the registration was with the old Victorian number
plates with the V I see at the top. And
the main part of it was bitter.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
That he seems to think these are high level brainworking
How did he do it?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
He must have been up all night.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
My god, I wish I could do something that victim
and bitter.

Speaker 12 (28:09):
There is a number of conversations with him. He did
mention now whether it's true or not, that people that
CUV would contact him wanting to buy those plates.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Yeah, yeah, big business. Marcus, Thank you very much, You're cool.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Thank you Having on guys.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Some of these personalized retcho's are barely believable.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
People are strange. Christian.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
A few years ago I saw a tradey with a
ute and the number plate was horny.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
But Christian, this guy was your age. He was on
his fifties. Wall what's all that, Carol Christian? Fifty year
old guys can get horny.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I don't think I'd have to defend my horniness, but
that could happen, Carol.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Christian.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
My son is a country kid, very Aussie bogan, drives
a high light, loves his camp in fishing, loves a VB.
He's got a personalized plate VB cold cold VB was taken.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
He was so upset. Who has cold VB? He's got VB.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
It's like if Yoda was drinking at the campsite.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Some of the ones that are come in Christian.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
While ago I saw the personalized number plate f R
D R I C, I still can't work out to
the to the day with the owner's name is Frederick
or they love fried rice. It's like a game now,
is like an anagram game. We're trying to work out

(29:45):
what some of these are. Fr D R I C,
I want to find out does anyone know who drives
the f R d R I c Are they called
Frederick or do they love fried Rice? Steve, that's a
great well, thank you very much, Steve. Harmon a number
plate I see often at Churnside Park shops.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I heart boobs Christian. My dad is in his seventies.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
His motorbike number plate says old fart O L f
RT Christian from at work. I should be working, but
I'm just googled to see if Ancho is available for Pats.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Tell her it is, Christian, it is. I is a
unibomber reference.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Oh that's not good.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
That's a clam Fine, what do you think Jack and
I were going? That's a great one. You've one corner
of the week, you know, reference.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Christian. I saw a funeral worse.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Last year that actually had a personalized red show, which
I thought was really odd.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
It was stiffy. No, that can't be right. That is
so disrespectful, Christian.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
I can't help but thinking imagine if get ass and
bum doctor crashed into each other.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
What are the odds? All right, let's say some more
calls here. These are brilliant. Keep coming on nine four
one four one O four three.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Uh, David, you think the electrician that's got it is I?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
It means something else.

Speaker 13 (31:14):
Yes, the i'm in electronics. I is the electrical symbol
for current, as in you've got voltage, resistance and current,
and the letter I is what it used to represent current.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
So it says I am current or it was current.

Speaker 13 (31:33):
It was it is it is it is I.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
It is current as in the elect Who is going
to get that? Smart?

Speaker 13 (31:42):
People like you, David, only other electricians and people into
in the electronics.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
In electrical electrics reference isn't It's like a dog whistle.
I would I would.

Speaker 13 (31:53):
I would rather believe it stands for that than un Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, that world too, but we got be sure. I
don't know if you heard, David. But that's bad. It
ain't great, mate, what I'm saying. I'd rather a fand
for a current yeah than one yet.

Speaker 13 (32:07):
Yeah, that's definitely not a good repend.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
It's not David, thank you very much to come mate,
have a nice weekend, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Bye. And let's adds to.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
That list that that's not good on Monday's radio show
as well, things that are not great, like Unibomber begins
with who we got here, Robbie, Morning.

Speaker 14 (32:23):
Robbie, Good morning Christian and team.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
How are we Robbie, Happy Friday? So Reggio that.

Speaker 14 (32:29):
You've seen it's actually my registration. Let's see if you
can work it out. It's are you in U?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
T S? Are you nuts?

Speaker 13 (32:39):
That is correct?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Not a complicated one.

Speaker 14 (32:43):
It's not very complicated.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
It's not it is I that current.

Speaker 14 (32:48):
It's not as complicated as it is I.

Speaker 15 (32:49):
But you know, it's amazing how many people can't work
it out. Some people think I'm a kangaroo supporter and
think it's run ups. Well, I had had people flag
me down one day with a kangaroo flag, going out
there going I love your number plates.

Speaker 14 (33:08):
Yeah, well that's that's not really the reason, but this'sh it.
And then then one day I also had a homeless
flog who was walking across the road and he's pushing
his trolley full of all these goodies and he walks
across the road. Next thing, he starts backtracking across the
road and he bends down and he looks at the
number plate. He sits back and he goes, ah, it
comes up with two thumbs. I love your number plate, mate.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
All right, Robbie, thank you very much. You call ma.
Have a good weekend.

Speaker 15 (33:36):
Thanks your time, you too, guys.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Less, Good morning, Less.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Good morning, guys. How are you going there?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
We're good? Less. So what's the red show that you've seen?

Speaker 13 (33:45):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (33:45):
No, I actually we own both of these number plates.
So the first one is which is my own? He's
hot Dad?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Quite a claim, quite a claim.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Less, I know, I know, I'm quite in bad talking
about it.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
But then you went, yeah, you own it.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
I do own it, but it's on a card that
comes out very rarely due to the number plates.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Drive your own car because you're embarrassed by the number plate.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
All right, So there's hot Dad. What's the other one?

Speaker 6 (34:17):
There's and the other one's my wife's car and her
number plate?

Speaker 13 (34:22):
Uh is snook them?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Wow? That's I didn't think we would get more embarrassing
than hot Dad.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Snook them? And is she hiding the car away with
that one? Or was that she out every day in
that No, she's had every day.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Snook them. Oh no, it's missus, Les. This is great.
Thanks you call me.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Thanks a lot.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Let's find out what is this week's Naked Hour we're
from a We turn the show over to you.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
You pick all the songs. We give you the theme Christian,
We've got no.

Speaker 16 (34:53):
Songs for the whole hour on Nick Nick Nick Nig
Naked Our Naked Hour, Oh Nig, Big Naked Hour, and
they get.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Hour this morning.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Then we're looking for a whole hour of songs picked
by you, with on or off in the title on
or off in the title Patsy, what would you love
us to play for?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
It's on and it's on like Donkey Kong with Brian
Adams going twice next February to both Melbourne concents.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Are you going both? Yes?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Bought tickets delivered, sealed delivered, ready.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
To go, shield delivered.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Any song is the only thing that looks good on me?

Speaker 7 (35:41):
Is you?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Guys? It's on like Donkey Kong.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Wow, I can't wait. I'm so excited. I'm seriously excited.
My last concert t shirt I noticed last week and
has actually got poles in it of watered.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
That time for a new one passion, Yes exactly, And
when is BA here is early next.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Year feb sixth and fifteen, the first concerts of Thursday Night.
So I might be a blue ry eye a week to.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Cover or something or try and hide from you.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Maybe it isn't big gap though, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Going camping or something?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Not a bit, isn't he it?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
But so the Stones do shows back to back and
they're in their eighties.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
You might have other commitments, such as what was he
doing in MELPe?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I'm gonna do some shopping and listen cloth to the
imaginarium in science work? All right, jackie boy, what are
you going on or off? In the song title I
go for a song with on? In the title stuck
on you Lionel Richie, I love oh my God.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
This is a tune and this is one of the
few songs that say the In the opening line they
mentioned the song title mc hammer you can't touch this?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Does that?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
What's the song I've had to time my life? Bill
Medley and Jennifer Once they do it as well, and
this great song.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Stop there you go, thank you. It's a bit sleepy,
It's not sleepy. It's a beautiful gear change. It's a
nice warm.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
The way I could see this working as we put
it right in the pocket. So out of eight we go, bang,
you have a big one and then you can't if
you if you send someone up there, you can't keep
up that.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
You gotta bring it down a bit.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
You bring it down gently though with like a pinnow
for them to sit on with line.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
It's like Brian Adams taking some time off between You
can't do two nights the commitments.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I turned this off. I heard this in the sunshine today,
windows down.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Did you say turn it up? It sounds like you
said turn it off. This is a beautiful song. I
didn't see you as a fan of the shit. I
love this song really, hand the way a video now.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
I've gone for lean On Me, not the Beatles version.
There was a version of the eighties. I don't know
if you remember it, Patsy Vot do you remember that one?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Lean on Me? I love this eighty song.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
We start, Yeah, it's online, Donkey Kong kids.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
That's what the kids are saying on the tops right now.
And no, it is delivered, sealed and delivered, sealed, she suits,
she scores.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Not my words will be next February at turn.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
What is he doing with that?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
I want you to go and interview and ask him
any one questions what you do with what do you do?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
What's with the gat.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Brian, I wish I could again.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Can you set that up?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
The one question interview. I'm happy to make that thing
next year. Perats the interview someone just the one question
and she's off.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
All right?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Nine four one four one o four three songs In
the title, it's going to have on or.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Off The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
From it this morning, you in charge of the music.
We're giving you the thing. We do this every Friday
on the show. It's going to have on or off.
In the title today, Paul wants to hear Kansas carry
on Wayward sun hell of a tune. Ryan, what's a

(39:14):
great song from the eighties? Another one called Lean on
Me by I think this is their only hit, but
it's a great song.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Red Box Slate, come on feel the noise. This is
a great big This is a big this is more
like it Friday Vibes Blondie one way or another, Another

(39:49):
way or another, one way or another, on or off?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
No I participate then sometimes struggles with Spenning. Do you think,
oh when on or another on? I bet you I've
got a feeling that's what we're dealing with. Persise Red
shows again, Walking on Sunshine, it's more like now parent
And I'm checking all of these life on marks. And

(40:24):
we have our first one with Off in the title
Prince get Off.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Only can get a can?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
This is a dirty old song. Yeah, all right, let's
go to David. Good morning David. Welcome to the show,
Christian Jackson, and welcome. We play with Honor Off in
the title.

Speaker 14 (40:50):
Willie Nelson on the right again, on again.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Going places that I've never been completed. In Gitchet from Ghetto, Prince.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Willie and his son Lucas stated all the music for
Brady Cooper's movie Star was born.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
They told him how to play and sing.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
And when there's a great footage where Brady Cooper's with
his band on stage which they filmed at Glassy, that's
Willie Nelson's band. He's actually Baddy Cooper's playing with great song.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
David. Love that. Brendan, good morning, Good morning guys. How
are we doing we Brandon? What would you love us
to play? How about a bit of Glen Fry with
the heat his on?

Speaker 17 (41:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
It is this weekend, Signed seals delivered, Signed delivered. Ah
be nice to hear this on its radio station, you know,
would it? Brendan, thank you very much. She's go to Amanda.
Good morning, Amanda, good morning.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (41:59):
We're good, Mandy? What do you want us to play?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Take on Me by Aha?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Thank you very much, Amanda. Enjoy your weekend. Ben, Good
morning morning guys. Now I a yeah, good Ben? Ben?
Would you love us to play with honor off? In
the title on Rooms on Fire by Stevie Nick. I'm
not familiar with this, This one.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Great one, Ben, Thank you very much. And let's get
Jackie here. Good morning Jackie, Hi, how are you? I'm good, Jackie,
hope you had a good week. Would you love us
to play?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Today? From eight hold On by Wilson Phillips kaed.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
And this should be the last song we played today?
Always minor movie Bridesmaids the.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Last sing Jackie, definitely going to play that. Thank you
very much.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
All right, right now then without I think the satellite
is in position.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Starlink is up.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
We can go live to the North Pole. He's your friend,
he's our friend. He's Santa's Bogan brother Gary Klaus. Christmas
has come early thanks to our friends at Mercedes Men's Berrick.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Who will better any trading offer?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
By at least five thousand dollars and give you another
two thousand until the end of the year to some
of the thirty first terms of course apply, my friends.

Speaker 9 (43:34):
Gary Claus is coming at donar reclauses coming an He's
making a list you struckers with gifts, but only four.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Harold's got nothing for kids. Very Claus is coming at.

Speaker 11 (43:49):
Down Stop and by the Pop or the Crown.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
Gary Clause, He's.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Coming to ten.

Speaker 17 (43:58):
Gary.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Are you there in a North part happy fry? Yeah?
You cheeky buggers. Gary, speak to you.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh my god, I bet you've got personalized red shoe's
on the sleigh, haven't I do it?

Speaker 17 (44:09):
Says I gazzar gz A Yeah, Clause c l Z.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Oh my god, that's so classy. The zen is more
classy than an s see. Oh gotcha? Yeah yeah. And
what are you up to this weekend? What you're doing? Gary? Oh,
great question.

Speaker 17 (44:24):
I've busted out the Shane warn monopoly.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
I've got.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I saw that come out for seal. Yeah, they're obviously
big warning guy. Yeah, memorabilia.

Speaker 17 (44:35):
I got his four hundred and seventieth wicket ball actually
in a little glass cabinet.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
So we're very excited to be playing that all right?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
So Gary, if they haven't heard you this week on
the show, and you hear every day next next week
as well, how does this work again, Christian?

Speaker 9 (44:49):
I am seek to bloody death of kids getting all
the attention on Christmas. My brother Santa, all he does
gives the kids, gives the kids.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's about Yeah, you're sick of it.

Speaker 9 (45:01):
What about the adult? So I've decided this year it's
all about the adults. I am only giving gifts for adults.
Kids do not write to me adults.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Christ today, Now he's zero torrance on kids.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Jog old kids jogs. Oh well, I've got some emails
from grown up So a single kid here, Sarah. Good morning, Christian,
pats and most of Montley Gary with two hours love
the Show, Patsy, Love Rage against the Menopause. Your podcast
has been my saving grace this year.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
If you do know that Patsy has done a season
one of the brilliant podcast, you can find it wherever
you get your pots. Christian, be most gratefully for Gary
Kaus can bring me a chayatsu acu pressure massage, seek
chushion for what.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
It's like Bogan.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Christ things once more. It's a Shayatsu Acu pressure massage
seat cushion for Christmas. I'm the bass drummer in a
Scottish pipe band current Australian champions by the way, and
it would ease my daily aches and pains. I'm turning
fifteen February, so I really need them. That's from Sarah.

(46:22):
What do you reckon, Gary?

Speaker 9 (46:22):
Well, Sarah, I'm a big supporter of the art and
I've long loved the sounds of Scottish pipes, so I
would be more than happy to grant you this Homemedi
Hiatsu Pro Plus massage cushion.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
We've added triple zone heat. Well, there's pipe Sarah on
board right now. Sarah. Good morning.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Good morning Christian, Jack, Pat and Gary Klas.

Speaker 9 (46:47):
Good morning, Sarah.

Speaker 18 (46:50):
How are you all?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
You guys have got such a report? My god, get
it room a little bit and he's falling half. He
loves a pipe lady to pipe him off.

Speaker 11 (47:07):
Rights are going great, but I'm the bass drummer.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
That's why she needs you. Old Shatsu.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
You get that big old then you've got the thing
attached to your elbows as well, and then the knee
ones as well.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Like Mary Poppins Sarah, congratulations, then, so you're the reigning champs.

Speaker 11 (47:26):
I am know me personally as a bass drummer, so
I'm the current A grade Australian based drumming champion.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Congratulations.

Speaker 11 (47:34):
That have been playing in the pipe band, the Victorian
Scottish Pipes and Drums for fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, and tell me about these shats you chair?

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Then, well, it just helps me, you know, it keeps
me relaxed and flexible. Regularly go for massages, you know down.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
At the almost once you're saying the moves, you know
where you're seeing them. You see some old guy off
asleep and.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Like an armchair at home or a car seat.

Speaker 11 (48:03):
No, it's kind of like so the seat you'll you'll
put it on another chair, yeah, the whole.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Such a conference chair you choose or were you taking
that question? Which chair with the I need to know.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Listen, I'm starting to think you really are a stoner again.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
He's back on the gear. Guys.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah, you're gonna go to the kitchen ones around the
back there because you've got a couple of choices there,
haven't you in your place thereah?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
We all know, Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Like listen, Sarah, Gary say, well done, I'm sorry about you.

Speaker 19 (48:47):
Congratulations away all right, let us know once you decided
all on that chair though, let's go to Oh there's
way hang on a minute, you want.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
The producer has written on this one back up in
block capitals.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
All right, we'll take a break and we come back
with the next one, Christian Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Gary Klaus, you're still with us? Sorry, Gary Kaus is back, guys,
reclauses reclas all right, ten.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Thousand dollars during the next week to give away thanks
to Mercedes Benz. Eric email me for Gary Klaus, I
read out your Christmas items have grown ups only?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
What are you reckon about this one? I don't know
why the craze producers.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
We've got on this show, Gary, Honestly they someone's sadly
written back up on this and put a cross through it.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Says this is pary day stuff.

Speaker 9 (49:53):
I've actually heard the producers are the best in that
I have.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Other producers That worst nightmare is they become one of
the producers like Rio is one of the worst ones.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
A real chancer. No, he's an absolute chancer. No, no,
absolute tall any who carry.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Garry Claus this might sound like a stupid request for
an adult wishless. I'm just a big nerd at heart,
and yesterday I saw a green Goblin helmet in eb
Games in Cranbourne. I just turned fifty a few months
ago and really shouldn't be getting stuff like this anymore,
but it just looks so freaking cool. No, Gene, my
wife would absolutely hate it, but I really want it.
It's a green goblet roleplay helmet.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
It is a full face mask. It is one of
the worst things. Back up, it's quite.

Speaker 17 (50:50):
I've got a picture of an It is the green
Goblin from Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, yeah, like a play Willem Dafoe.

Speaker 9 (50:57):
Yes, yes, terrifying, find very realistic.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
For Christmas? You want a man not more than the
old Chatsu chair. By the way, Jack just wants to
clear up why I asked which chair you're going to.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
I didn't understand if it was for a chair at
home or a chair for the car, right, God, so
you might want to shatter while you're driving.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
No, No, because you see some taxi drivers that that olbeaded.
I thought like that accupuncture.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
All right, Well, David's on the line now. The Green
Goblin himself David. Hello, alive now in the North Pole
with Gary Claws.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
How are you Gary? I'm great, David.

Speaker 17 (51:38):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Freaking cool? It's freaking cool with no cheap.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
Cool, defolutely freaking cool.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
How many wares do you think you'll get out of this? Yes,
great question, quite a few. I regonn the shop.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
No, no, no, I just put it on display.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
If you honestly wore this, this is a full green
goblin mersers bottom. Man, if you wore this out of
the house, people would call the police.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Yes, if I saw you in my community, I think
there was a Roman. Well, the green Goblin isn't Baddy
in the movie piece as well?

Speaker 17 (52:16):
Well your fall far be it from me to yuck
anyone's young, David. So I guess we're giving you the
Greek goblin role play.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Happy Christmas. Your wish is granted.

Speaker 18 (52:35):
Yes, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
All right, yeah, thank you very much, David. All right,
So garry you back Monday, Back Monday, big weekend, head
and down to the DF. I just gonna get like
Friday singlets for the summer. Yeah, yeah, coming old bit
tan T shirts as well.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, smart casual shorts camors.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah that don't be busy. What about you? I don't
care talking to you. If you want to email, Garry
emailed me Christian christiancon dot com.

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The greatest sensor you'll ever meet is life itself true.
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you who loves the UFC is Nick Cave. That's right,
he's Nick Cage Fighting Silver. Chris Martin's been doing some training.
He looks like it's not going very well. That he's
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some training also. They've had a few dreams. They're feeling
a bit punchy.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Beat all of You's bronte. I'll leave it there, always
to end on the worst one.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Beat all of you? All right, Jackie boy, what have
you got martial arts bands? I have the UFC and
C Music Factory, Oh.

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Mangled Bronze, Judo Priest, Judah Priest, Very Good Gold, Fiona
Grapple Ah, Fiona.

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Are you ready to go into the dojo? Are fun?
Let's go in alright?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Martial arts bands Dojo Cats Gold, very very good, Amy
very good, Bruce Lee Springsteen Gold, Mumford and daniels Son Gold. Yeah,
these are great today, by the way, Kylie, well done,
Acaggy Silver, Nicki Miyagi said, Nicki Minaj Zeitgeist, Nicki Minaj's

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references and dojakat what is going on? Tap out cast,
Silva Karate Kid, Joe Gold, what on? Chris Willie half Nelson.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Oh wow, Gold plus, that's very good. Who did that?
Ashley second?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Willie Nelson referenced the show. That's more like it than
the doga cuts. We're just balancing it all now. Taykemondo
rock set of Taekwondo Taekwondo silver, silver chair to the
back of the head.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Not a martial arts movement. That is just thuggery. That's
ww ware. This is some eight year old light year old. Did'
not black eyed Peas black Belt Peace Gold very.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Good, punched any of en yat as in orinoco float
punched in your face.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Silver. Oh no, that's the gold. Steve Taylor Swift kick to.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
The head, Silver plus Taylor Swift kick up the ass,
Silver plus.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Run UFC said a Rumdian sign.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Oh that's good, ye Dojo Cocker, silver Pluff, white Belt,
Snake Bronze, new Karate Kids on the Block, Silver and
Ralph Matchio box twenty genius plus genius Genius Junior. Who's
that Elliott Dean? Well done?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
There's some absolute brilliant goals today. Who is winning? I
really liked Willie half Nelson.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Okay, well done, that's Ashley. You're today's winner.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Look, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
At any moment, when you're sharing stories with us, you
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You don't know how how that's just helped.

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Oh Carolyn, I'm so glad that actually we didn't make
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hopefully Christmas can be a bit better for you guys.

Speaker 18 (57:32):
Oh, my husband had a car accident last week and
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Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
And he still gave us a call to make us
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Matter about it doesn't matter about. So just like to
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But thank you so much, Oh bless you. And I
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Speaker 18 (58:00):
Okay, yeah he is the car.

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he's been doing a great trading offer. So drive it
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Speaker 18 (58:19):
Is actually supposed to be my son's become my sons
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You've got a lot going on. So your son's just
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isn't it.

Speaker 18 (58:43):
Yeah, he's just he's We're so proud of him. He
has done so much. And I've got a younger daughter
as well, and she's going up to grade eleven and
she's just we're just so proud of our kids. Our
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Speaker 1 (58:57):
Think about you and about you an awesome mom. I
can just tow thank you. It's not me.

Speaker 18 (59:05):
Our kids what do us so proud? We're just so
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the one question if you don't if you don't remember
who went out at midnight and was hanging washing on
the line when the Earth.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
QUESTI well, I generally believe it was meant to be
then that you called the show this week with everything
you've got going on with your husband in the car,
and your son doing the year twelve? Have you still
picked up the phone and made everyone laughter this week?
It was a really funny story about your country tough

(59:40):
dad as well, and obviously you've got a tough you're
a tough person as well, but count and I really
do hope the money go someway to give you some
good news at the moment.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
That's a tough spot you're all in.

Speaker 18 (59:51):
Look, I really appreciate it, and we'll pay it forward
as well in terms of you know, making sure we
keep people laughing, keep people smiling, because you know, that's
that's us, that's our family, so you know we'll keep doing.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
That for everybody as well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Well. You ready made us laugh this week.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I hope things are on the men for your family
and I send you best to send our best to
your husband as well.

Speaker 18 (01:00:16):
Karen, no worries. Thank you Christian so much.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Now I tell you what I am going to do,
and it's going to play the highlight if you call
this week, because it's even more incredible now I know
what you've had going on, you still picked up the
phone and you not that you were so funny the
other day as well. And sometimes it just goes to
show even in a tough time there's always time for
a bit of joy, which is what you shared with
us this week. So thank you very much. This is
your story about your country tough Dad, Carolyn. Thank you

(01:00:40):
very much for calling the show.

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
Take care no or thank you guys, and thank you
for being so lovely and being the joy of my
drive into work every morning. I just picked up every
morning and I just have so much of a laugh.
So you guys are absolutely fantastic and love you all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Oh well, you're a big part of the show this week,
So thank you Dad.

Speaker 18 (01:01:00):
It's amazing that he's still alive today with the amount
of times he's country Tough. He was out ocean fishing
by himself, cut himself with his fishing knife rather badly,
so he stitched in himself with the fishing line he had.
He's known to use superglue, not the hospital kind, and
he's also cemented loose teeth and teeth falling out in
his own mouth.

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It was a sevent in the mouth for old Brickshaw.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
It was thrown away at the end like an Anne
fine is if it was obviously he does this still
an incredible call. Caunan. Thank you very much. We're back
from Monday. What have you up to this weekend? Have
a great weekend. Thanks for being part of our lives
as well.

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