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Patsy's Brute Strength, Tram Drivers, Rate Your Weekend, Weak Claim To Fame, Unusual Jobs, The Song Game, Misheard Lyrics and The Timewaster!

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
App done anything good? Hey, this is.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Good morning, Alex Morning, Come morning producer Rio. Hello, Hello Patsy.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
How's your weekends?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I don't even ask because.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay, let me tell you about my weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
There.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Now, what's happened?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I've busted something major at home and I don't know
how I've done it. Chris reckons I've got brute strength there,
and he might be right, because I went to open
the door of the front loader to hang the washing
out and it just came off in my hand, like
I just.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Pretty sickul things.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I mean they keep water back, you know, and they're
a very secure inch.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I just ripped it from its ines and just was
holding it and send some expletives.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
And you angry for then?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
No was it? I just opened it normally like you've
got to give it a bit of a yank.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
You just mind, just go ye, just click and they
just sort of flop open machine.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
No, it's only four years old.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
She's a veteran broadcaster. What we called it an old machine.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's cold. Whay to start the week.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, I know it's a little bit bumpy her news then,
but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Monday can be a bit bumpy.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
One Oh mat May was losing his voice.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Good morning. They're now turning on each other. How full
she ripped your hinges off?

Speaker 5 (01:48):
I don't know how I did it, I said. Chris said,
how on earth could you?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I say, I don't know, so I haven't got a
washing machine, so it's just like hanging precariously, like on
his string.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
And can you can you mend it?

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
And of course I couldn't ring Bosh on the weekend.
So I'm hoping mister Bosh can come out really soon
because I do like three day.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's ridiculous getting hold of those.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, when you got kids, they just go through their
uniform idea.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Teenage girls have things of dirty seconds and change and
it just goes in with the dirty washing.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
One of the bonuses have been empty nests this year
is the's It felt.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
That we were running a lawn trap.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It was constant clothes washing, and we're running a dry
cleaners and wife and two teeneers girls and what they
do is I'm forever going this is I'd love be
holding up clothes and there's nothing dirty about this.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
They just chuck it in the wash so they don't
have to deal with it, will process.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Instead of putting it away a classic movid.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, there'd be three to five washes a day.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Rio that's used to be like the bane of our
existence is constantly putting clothes out, folding it away. And
I wouldn't be able to tell who's clothes who because
actually my wife is a similar size to the two
daughters as well, so it's like three women's clothes. And
then would get really angry with me the lone guy.
It's it's his mine.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And it's the same size. There's the other two women
in the house.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'm going to have to get a label maker maker
start labeling your clothes.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
So, yeah, that is going to be an I have.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
To go to the laundret. Yesterday, I forgot what a
pain in the back side it is to go to
the laundret, you know, picking up the basket and then
you've got to wait for what do you put all.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
The dirty clothes in? Do you have any spare those handy.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Blue Ikea bags That's that's what they're always there for.
I think is if you ever need a low take
into the.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Room hat I do need one. No, I just had
like our normal hampers that are in our bathrooms. We've
got to hamper each like you know the cane basket.
The whole thing just went.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
You'll be able to reattach that shortly. It screws come out.
I'm looking at the photo of it.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Sad, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Wow? Look like a tornado or something's tall through Florida
town a pat Nato, The Strongest Kind.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Christian O'Connell Show.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my word, it's getting lighter earlier.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yes, normally it's starting this time. That wow, it's coming.
It's changing.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's the Christian O'Connor showing gold for Arthur's c Eagle.
Good morning to Michelle. Christian Patsy called the washing machine
repair guy.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
They can fits it.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
And then yesterday I saw this text message that came
into this station. Come to the Sunday Paper Melbourne. Has
she killed the rights to the twenty twenty seven World
Tram Driver Championships. Go figure. I don't think this is
bad news. I think this is huge. Yesterday millions of
us tuned in around the world to watch the Crawford

(04:45):
Canelo fight. This is as big as that. In two
years time, Big Dana White will be selling the rights
to Netflix Live from Melbourny's going to put this great
city on the map.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
We may have given up the Commonwealth Games, but what
we've got instead is.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
The World champs is on huge. It's just been happening
this weekend in Vienna. Now Vienna and Melbourne arch rivals.
You remember a couple of years ago it took most
livable city from Melbourne. Melbourne had the most livable city
in the world for about eight years. Then we were
the most locked down city. And I think they stole
it from us because because for COVID, which is very unfair.

(05:22):
And then those sneaky Europeans the Vines got in there
and they've taken it from us.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
And they've bloody one as well. It's that home court Advan.
They've taken out the World Champion Championship.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
So it's coming here in two years time. What is
the world? How are they racing each other?

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Great question?

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Well, I've been manically looking into this for the last
fifteen minutes. There are eight disciplines that they compete, including
precision stopping, which means stopping exactly at a marked line.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
On.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
So does it mean they have like crash test dummies
that are not allowed to hit.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Well, they do.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
And they have tram bowling where they've got a giant
inflatable ball and they have to knock over pins.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Of This is going to be huge in tears time
the countdown is on. I didn't realize I've just been
looking into Rio. Did any of us know that we've
got the largest tram network in the world two hundred
and fifty ks.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Wow, a lot.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
It's a lot of tram Well, we should be favorites.
Then we've got where the tram in the capital.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'm looking at this details here on the website. Five
thousand tram services a day?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Is that right? I'm looking to hear these The quotes.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
From the State premiere pretty extensive, but five thousand a day, yeah,
I reckon that means like it feels like big talk
to get the bid when they go Vienna do one
hundred a day?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
What do you do in Melbourne? Five thousand?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Well, we've sent We've sent two of our best over there.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
We've got Sally Burgess and obviously you know Craig Mark.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, the Marsman got the Mars attack. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
So they were selected out of fourteen hundred of Melbourne's
best tram drivers.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
They were judged on their.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Performance and safety records and they're over there flying the
flag for Australia.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
We have to find out more about this.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I think it's bizarre and may you know exciting about
Tea's time the.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's just chatting to one of our team, Tina with
two e's. She went count shopping over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
The hardest thing to.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Go shopping for is stuff like furniture. Is count is
because you sit on everything. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yes, it all feels good. This is great.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
This is a really comfortable seat. But the colors, the
modula L shaped. Do you go to freedom?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Do you go there?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's a lot of bigger couch.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
By the way, how was your Friday night around to
producer Catling, it was actually.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
You know what, it was great.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
I went all the way out to wear a bee
Jesus as a long way away.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
And you got the vaccine.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Yeah, and you get off the whole with this far.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
This cow yeah, actual, yeah, that's how they travel around,
isn't it?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Cow and cart they call it?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
You see my cow out the front today.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I had to stay overnight at Kaitlin's. It was so
far away.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I've got the old.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
But there was the very controversial.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I thought it was like a double date. What happened
to your boyfriend? Will? Yes?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Sorry I forgot to mention Will was sick.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh sure, I.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Get it because you know, you work with Kate and
stuff that he does, and it's work mates, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
And we've all done one of those.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know what, I've been a bit sick all of
a sudden Friday twenty for our flu bug. He's legitimately
Kate before it was like not second.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Time they have been, they have it.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Why you I've touched on.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Something here I have you know when you know at
the backstop, but there's something you're not normally like this
or square me.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Maybe you heard about the broccoli pasta?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
How was she old lumpy pasta? Do you know what?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Essentially, I like you was very skeptical about a Friday
night eating broccoli pasta, but it was good. It was
actually really good. Maybe the key. When I got there,
she had a whole big men of parmesan cheese. I
couldn't it was. It was at least too. It was
like this, I have to describe the size of it,
but like a big fruiting bowl. Yes, a fruit ball,

(09:12):
and I think if you put that in a pastor,
it's going to be delicious. Yes, yes, So the broccoli
pastor was good. And then you had to stay the
night in the end, so I had a little sleepover
and then went for a walk around the beautiful sights
and sounds of where you got a tour of.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's a nightment when you have to stay over at
friend's place.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, yeah, no, it is because you just want to
be in your own bend and there's that awkwardness in
the morning you don't know if they're up, and then
you know.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
We work with kitin. We love Keenan, but very.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Loud.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Your coffee swam indoors something like that.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's loud here in a professional radio environment where signs
you'd think would be value but isn't.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
At home, must be a lot of it is.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
It is very loud.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
It is also the cleanest house you've ever seen it.
It is like a display home because Calen's.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Going to be Yeah, it's just going to be a
partner because you know, it's quite a wilder at that desk.
Popcorn kernels everywhere and stuff like that. You know, cancer vb.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Oh I forgot. She also left the heater on at night.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
They were trying they were trying to know what is
staying the night.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, okay, yeah, make up the spare bed and the heat.
We'll have him out now when you want to go
for a watched.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
The Christian o'connal show podcast a.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Few regular up this time of the day. The little
things make a big difference over the last couple of weeks.
What's been bringing me choyture on the show is I've
got this mug from Kmart and it keeps my cup
of tea warm longer. Small thing, big joy and you

(10:59):
know how much tea I get through Elitas of Tea.
And Rio came in today with one thing on his mind.
You never know what goes on somebody's head. Something snapped
in this man over the weekend. I think in a
dish with too much parmesan and broccoli sort of smashed
into it and then been Howard Sweeten a Navabo sweat
lodged by the sound he got a Friday night that

(11:20):
something has broken in you and you've smashed my beloved
thermal teammuk.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yes, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Before the show, I almost went home when they came in.
The team shuffered in front normal pre show meeting and
I could and Rio just went there's been an incident,
and I could tell something of mine had been broken.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
No one wanted to admit who it was.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
And also those the three sisters on the show, they
did not They threw you under the bust. You didn't
see it, but they were all looking. Eyes were at you.
You tell him, well, tell you tell him, Tina.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
As soon as I said, oh no, I've broken Christian's favorite.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Mark as well. How did you break it? You must
have stamped on it.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
I was just grabbing your headphones. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
And I saw last night.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
You upset me because I saw suddenly the time waster
was make a movie English. So something I've upset you.
Somehow we can dreams can send a man crazy. There's
an anti English sentiment to you today. You know, how
do you understand English? One break his t mug.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Broken me to catch you right, in the fields, man.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Could you break their heart?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
You totally you're taking away my soul. Rio, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Well, Tina said, he's gonna be pissed because she's like,
Tina makes a lot of your tea. That Tina said,
he really really loves that mug one time.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Thought lost it last week.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
So I came into the studio today and I saw
it was missing, and I went. I marched around the
stations on a final and I thought, someone over the
weekend has stolen my mug. This will not do. Let's
get into today's song title game. All right, team, are
you ready to play? Pats alex Rio, Yes, I give
you the word. You have to give me a song crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Crazy for you. Touch me once and I'll know it's true.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yes, Well down, Patsy who sang it better? Pretty obvious
passes the broccoli in.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
The pasta those lyrics in the cold on Monday morning,
just jealous Ray because you weren't quick enough.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Lightning.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
What song's got that in the title Lightning?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I know there's a stage show in town, Jason.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
We got our own very tanky Zuko.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
This is a tough one.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Horizon Horizon, no horizon.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
I'm thinking horse with no name. But I don't think
there's horizon in the songs.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
But we don't play any horizon.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Wow, that's hard. I've got nothing.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
The service I going on Monday is someone was too
busy trying to out catch counters over the weekend. Tina
were twos whisper careless whisper.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
George Michael.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah, I was doing the saxophone beit, and you would
yeah whatever.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, well perhat you did the lyrics to it, but
certainly not the melody.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Oh well, it's kind of half right, right, No, it's
seeking competition, it's not.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
It's hard to remember the tune for this.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
You always remember the saxophone.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
And one of the greatest lines ever, guilty feet have
got their rhythm. More courts across the world to assess
the feet of suspects to work out whether or not
they're guilty, because, as we all know fact, guilty feet
have got no rhythm.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's like twenty two when you read that too, wasn't
he Yeah, very.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Amazing dreaming oh dream meaning of a wide Christmas.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Wo it's it's not just sport being colored.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Christmas album coming out?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Why not? Do you know what you say?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
You know suddenly you just have a random thought and
you don't even know how it popped it up at
your head.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I just thought, how bad a song Little Drummer Boy
is Ain't so mad?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I think there's a line in the song about the
animals keeping time? How would they do that with who's
very rhythmic animals?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Team?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Can you give me that?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
But in the song of Little Drummer ward anyway, get
another one?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Here shadows, I'm being followed by a moon shadow, moon shadow,
moon shadow?

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Who's that I don't know?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Isn't it.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Sixties?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Up?

Speaker 6 (16:12):
And yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah this yeah, silver some silver in the title silver.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Silver spring, high ho silver away.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
There are some high host silver linings silver things off again,
it's your new album track. Sometimes they just singing hoping
that the song will come to my high host silver lining.

(16:53):
Why would you know that? We need the lyrics?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Locky all over the show today forever forever?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Wow, well done? And one final one, Destiny.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Is the hard ones to.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Destiny. It feels like it should be a song.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
You are my Destiny, Yes you are sporration.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I'm pretty sure it's a line of Richie song, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Perhaps clear winner Today the.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
That was innocently minding mind business yesterday, doing some domestic duties, vacuuming,
if you do want to know, And suddeny what came
up in my mind was the song Little Drummer Boyum,
I thought, I can't stand that song. Love a good
Christmas cow, but really don't care for that song. I
love Bowie. The whole thing about it is ridiculous, okay.

(17:54):
In Little Drummer Boy, this is the line that really
up sets me. It's the ox and the Lamb keeping time?
How could two animals keep time?

Speaker 5 (18:09):
I've never noticed that.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I can't unknotice it. How could the ox and lamb
keep time? Don't light to kids? Don't light to kids.
You're already spinning a bit of a yarn, you know
about Jesus and the stable. Don't make matters worse where
they now? Animals can keep time? How with hooves are
they tapping with?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Who'se? Were you?

Speaker 6 (18:30):
So?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'm looking? I just googled it.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
The oxen Lamb kept time as a line from the
popular Christmas count The Little Drummer Boy, originally known as
Carol of the drum The phrase refers to the animals
in the stable at jesus birth keeping rhythm with the
drummer boy it's music, perhaps stamping their hooves all or
bowing to the beat, creating a percussive effect to accompany

(18:55):
the melody. The original version of the song was an
ox and ass, but the word ass was changed to
lamb because it was deemed defensive in the nineteen fifties.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
The whole premise of the song is silly, actually, because
it's about a little boy who doesn't have a gift
for Jesus, a baby Jesus.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
So that's that's rude as well, which is very rude.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Don't turn up you're talking about the birth of Jesus
and you bring nothing. You bring nothing, and other than
some bs store about and animals that can wait keep time.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
And so he plays the drum for a baby, drumming
and then going, poor baby, keep it at least.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Of your harp, a little acoustic guitar if you're going
to do.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
What's that drum where they have with the light chicken
feed like a little jazz drummer.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
What are those things called? Is it chicken feed? Maybe
some of that to lull the baby back to sleep.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yeah, but not.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Anyway, Alex rate your weekend how much your weekend mate?
On Friday you were telling us that you were looking
for something to do with the kids for the day.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, it was great. I'm going to give it a
four out of five solid four out of five.

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Beautiful day yesterday was absolute thumper. The sun was out,
the t shirts were on the school. Yeah, it was
really really good. And I thought Bonnie's working. So I'm
going to take the kids on an adventure, an adventure
in Melbourne. And I'd never been to the Melbourne Zoo.
Max had been my four year old, he'd been with
his grandparents. The girls, the six year old twins had

(20:26):
not been to the zoo. So the zoo, it was amazing.
And what I love about Melbourne Zoo you haven't got
to pay for parking. You just park in this kind
of paddock next to the zoo, which I was very
impressed with.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
I was like, how good is this? This is very Australian.
Don't like Sydney where you.

Speaker 8 (20:40):
Got to pay about thirty bucks for parking at Taranga Zoo.
It's outrageous. Don't get me started on that. Where you
have now anyway, I'll stop, but you just park up
and you walk in and it was a lovely experience.
The butterfly House, My goodness, what an amazing chance.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
But your daughters love that. They loved it. Girls used
to love that.

Speaker 8 (21:00):
And I wore this bright yellow terry towling hat and
that and that has seemed to attract the butterflies to
no end, which was right, which is really good?

Speaker 7 (21:10):
And what were the other highlights? What animals did they love? No,
we didn't see any elephants. It's it's such a big space.
It's cheap accommodation, is exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
You know, you're paying city prices and you're a massive elephant.
They bought them out there, one by one over the
West Gate cars.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Their elephants. No, it's on the Orangua tangs. They were
really cool and they.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Are incredible massive, look like a person covered in like
this this red hair, just sitting with their back to
the wall. The incredible ranger oranges, King of the Jungles.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, that was called the giraffes.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
And the kids love the beautiful and the seals as well.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
They're pretty cool. But it's a massive space.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
Like I thought of it as something between Tarronga Zoo
and Sydney and Dubbo Zoo Like Dubbo Zoo way out
Western News is a huge expanse like I reckon. This
sits somewhere in between Taranga and Dubble. It's a really
good space.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
What's the open Range one near you, Patsy.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
As far as size, yeah, that's a great, big one.
I don't know how many hectares, but it's it's huge.
You'll have to get the kids out there. Open Range, Yeah,
go on the Safari bars. And then they do the
African Nights over summer where the local African community come
in and they cook cook food for everyone and you
eat their like their fair and they have their music.

(22:35):
It's just beautiful. It's so lovely. It's like you're on
the savannah. It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Nice one.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
We saw this tiger as well, but it was bellowing
a lot. I'm like, is that a bellow of a
happy tiger? I was like, oh, you be happy? Locked
up in the yeah, yellow hats goading it.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
It was just kind of pacing up and some and
some guy with the Channel seven.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Where do I know him from?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Here? It's it's actually research. Sorry, he's on breakfast radio.
There but for the grace of God jo.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Us Christian, I've got a show podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Rate your weekend. How was your weekend?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Give it a mark out of five and text me
on four seven five three one o four three.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I've got five out of five.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Weekend now is three because I broke my favorite therm
or tea.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Mug that keeps my team warmer for longer it was
now this week it's over.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
It was an accident, I swear that.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
And the time waste is make a movie English. You're
gunning for me today and I invited you into my
house on the show. Okay, and now you want the
king seat. You saw Terence Crawford yesterday upset a goat
right there.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
And you've got ideas.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Now, No, no, no, no, no idea.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
No you know how to unsettle me, break my team, ug,
break my soul. No. I had a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Youngest daughter came home for dinner on Saturday night, which
was lovely to see her real treat and she stayed
the night as well till she was there in the
morning as well for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
That was great.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Obviously, great footy over the weekend. Two amazing games this weekend.
Oh my wait, really really great games this weekend. And then,
as a lifelong boxing fan, the Big fight yesterday amazing
see on Netflix and imagine this is only more of
Netflix can be deputting on live sport. Bes ire to
be watching a huge world title boxing fight without.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
To pay for it.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yes, I'm paying for Netflix, but I think you understand
what I mean. And knowing that everyone around the world
was watching this, and it reminded me of boxing from
a bygone era in the nineties when he had like
these big super fights, you know, with Tyson and and
the middleweights with Hagler, Hearns and Leonard. You don't get
a lot of these mega fights, especially that live up
to the height. And yesterday, even if you weren't a
hardcore boxing fan, it was an amazing fight and it

(24:55):
shows boxing at.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Its very, very best.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
It was high level chess match between two great fighters.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I absolutely loved it. Did you watch it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:04):
I watched it. I watched the whole spectacle.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
It was a spectacle.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Wasn't it the money?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's it?

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Production?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Well, they shared a purse of two hundred million.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Wow, So Crawford got the share of that because he's
a bigger draw now he got about one hundred and
thirty million.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Alvarez pocketed seventy million.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Right, Well that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Of there's so much money storing boxing.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Netflix are doing these like mini little countdown like five
minute sort of video blogs vlog episodes. The first one,
Alvretz goes shopping for watches, right, and he leaves with
three watches worth.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Three point two million.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh, I sweatd on he ugly watches I've never seen.
At one point, the guy goes, no, this one I
put aside for you. It has a dragon on it,
and he goes straight away buy this ugly ass golden
dragon watch.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
On his hand.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Maybe he uses it so like, you know, do his
enjoyt site punching weighted gloves or something, or he's going
to hit Terrence Crawford with.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
A weighted dragon watch.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
But yees, so there was and it was like all
the stars were ring signs or Jay some stength from
there with the sunglasses on the whole time, sat next
to mister Beast and Satan. That really annoyed, Like this dude,
I had to fight so many men to get to
the seat. What all you do is do stunts on YouTube?
You do not deserve to be sat next to me.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Nerds, and I speak as a fellow nerd myself, Nerds
do not belong there. And I felt like he looked uncomfortable,
He looked uncomfortables, out of place. It sort of brought
the vibes of a big dang, like who's that dweeping
getting him.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Off the camera? I did love as well.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
There was like there appeared to be a mini concert
force of like bands, which they didn't need at all
and never explained. It didn't make any sense it was.
It was going on way too long before the fight.
And then they have the corner men all mit up
during the round. So when the when when the two
boxes go to their stools, we get to hear what
they're saying the seventh round, and obviously you realize that

(26:59):
Canano's corner realizing their guy the unthinkable might happen here,
who's only been being twice in his whole career, the
dominant champ at that weight class to the midway might
actually be losing the fight here. And one of the
coaches just sort of close his head up and his
hands in the ears and he just goes just keep boxing.
That's it. I mean, they do that from the couch.

(27:20):
You've got to remind you guys to box.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Who was the I don't know if it's a corner.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
And there was some guy behind Crawford with like a
fedora or a straw hat.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
And after he used to coach him when he was
a teenager.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, it was so annoying you. Yes, yes, when he
was trying to do like his speech after an epic
historical win, he just moved up two weight classes and
took out one of the best fighters in that weight
cattle ever and he was like trying to put it
all into contents and did a really humble speech as well,

(27:55):
and that was glorious.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Is thank god?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
God was they never go? Where the hell was he today?
Hey God, I got my ass kicked?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I met a guy, yes, sir, stout walking my dog
and like all dog owners, your dog seats another dog.
He had a dog that was a bigger version of
my dog. And he said, oh my god, you got
a puppy. Went no, this is the size it is
his grown ass dog. It's a ridiculously small thing called
a toy poodle. I cringe having to walk him.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Sometimes it doesn't even feel like you should have to walk.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
No.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
No, there was a guy who was on this path
we walking down yesterday, who's suddenly I could see approaching
on a horse.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
This guy thought he was a cowboy.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
He didn't have a crazy guy actually he didn't have
the helmet on. He had an actual cowboy hat on.
And as he walked past me, I had to pick
up my small dog because he's got big small dog attitude.
He would start barking and it could obviously the horse
could rear up in his tain, so I had to
just pick him up, which you can do with like
one finger, like an old lady picking up a handbag dog,

(28:58):
you know, one of those little cavoodles. Anyway, and I
get out the way to let the horse go by,
so there's not an incidant right their eyes.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
The cowboy on the.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Horse tips his cowboy hat, pulls it down like Ronning Yellowstone.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
And I have to be honest. I like my day.
I she felt like I'd helped Kevin Carston down a pass.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
I'm so jealous.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Anyway, back to this old guy was talking to we
just start making small chats stuff like this, and then
I say you know, what do you do for a living,
And he goes, well, I go quite a usual job.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Actually I ment.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Accordions and actually says, Tom, that's a job, and he goes,
I've never been busier.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
The master accordion i've seen was Mary Poppins.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
That I didn't think there'd be enough demand.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Well, I mean, if you're never been busier, that means
that there's young people still coming into the magical art.
Because there's a squeeze box that we know with the buttons,
but I also think there's a separate one called a
piano accordion.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Right, that one with the keys and the little.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
But yeah, it's actually a really nice, warm sound. But anyway,
I didn't know it would be somebody's job.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah, I didn't think you could live now, That's what
I was.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I was amazed that it was actually a going concern,
you know, actually mending accordions. That means that if they're
being mended, there'd be enough people that are playing them,
who are young kids.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Can you have according lessons at school? Then some of
these posh.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Schools, maybe a school from like the forties. I can't
believe that there's still.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Around accordion from you think about everyone listening right now, right,
imagine your suburb.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Is there a shop selling accordions?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
We've all got that independent music shop right where it
does guitars and drums.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Do they have one under the counter?

Speaker 5 (30:44):
You never see one? Someone like the window accordion.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
Years buskers, buskers, and you.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Know you always see like you know, supermarkets have that
boarder where it's people advertising guitar and piano lessons.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
You've never seen like accordion.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Tuners or will mende you're an ordian for cash?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
You can't jam on an accordion las even song that
had the accordion in.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Pop song with an accordian? Great question, what's job?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Maybe shut up your face, didn't he?

Speaker 9 (31:14):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
But that must be that's the eighties, right, that's forty
years ago.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Juelee Pe isn't bringing out a soul with the piano.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
According in Music's Funny, Bunny's uncle makes flutes.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
You know he makes another very unusual job. Yeah, yeah,
fashions flutes.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Wow, make it say he's fashioning them, makes whittling it
out of wood or something.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
No, I don't think so. No, he just makes flutes
and he has a flute shop. And I'm like how
do you flute shop? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
All right, so this week on the show, if you've
got an unusual or weird job, I want to hear
all about it, give me a call.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Also, if you've got a bust of accordion, I know
a guy called Pete who mende.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yesterday I met a guy whose job is to mend accordions.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh that's incredible. This is this guy's job. Loves accordience.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
His granddad got in one when he was a kid,
and I couldn't believe that it's a job. By the way,
Also side think getting on the show right now, trying
to actually just what songs you use?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Accordions?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Rio, you were right, Vienna, Billy Joel Vienna. Ways love
me more than sound, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Give me a soul?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Patty was right Joe.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Dulce And if anyone knows about Joe's back catalog is Patsy?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
What do you think you do?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
And wanted you jes Christian. I think little talks of
monsters and men. I did not think. I mean we
had listeners that were aware. One album that was big.
I think there was one in the back.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, squeeze bomber. My wife just reminded me that we
have one at home.

Speaker 10 (33:13):
What an accordion. Yeah, it's a small children's one. You're kidding,
it's like a proper one. I'll bring it in tomorrow.
I'll bring it in tomorrow and I try and play it.
And it's so hard.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
That for a child as well.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
That's up there with the recorder. Yeah, both of those instruments.
If it's a child, they're just gonna make a terrible
noise squeezing tunes on it.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
My mother in law Fad and I think an op
shop as you thought.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Let's right, op shops are the places that you actually
see those out there with an old wooden tennis racket,
older wedding dresses. Things are always in op shops. One
roller boots a jigsaw on the other week. Right, One
thing that I used to go with the kids is
op shop. They used to love getting clothes down and

(34:03):
stuff that. He get some great barkets, right, and woman
needed a lamp, So we'll go and have a look
at an op shop.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Okay, we go in there.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
There was a big jigsaw, right, It was like a
thousand pieces on the front there posted several pieces missing.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
At least they said that, but we made it easier.
It's now only nine hundred and ninety two pieces.

Speaker 10 (34:22):
We bought a Lego one and there and they didn't
say the paces were missing. I'll get it home and
I'm like, that's great, and those paces there was no warning.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah. Well, things that are in every op shop.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
You've got jigsaws, uh, ch bone, china, tea sets.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yes, yes, we have said.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
An abundance of wedding dresses, often more than actual wedding.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
You might see on Facebook, marketplace a lot, engagement ring.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
Yees a lot.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
That's heartbreaking and I see it every time I go
on Facebook. Some good deals because I felt you're buying
one you're used to somebody else. It's cursed ring.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Yeah, just say ring.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
One very happy owner.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Everyone looks like going, there's any one reason you're flogging
these whatever it is, there's sadness behind this story.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
We also bought an Alta recorder from a lop shop
the other day. Recorder.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Yeah, there's little tiny recorders. An Alta one is a
giant one as.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Oh no, you're asking for trouble with Yeah, just like.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Jame of throne sort of feels with the altair recorder. Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, all right, so we're looking for you this week
if you've got an unusual or original job. We did
speak to Jess I remember last year on the show,
who I think is a honey Samelia, which is an
incredible I think she's Australia's only honey Samelia who we
got on the line here.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Shane go on to Shane.

Speaker 11 (35:47):
Good morning, Christian.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I'm good, hope you had a nice weekend, Shane. What's
the word dour? Unusual job?

Speaker 11 (35:52):
I'm a trampoline installer. I install trampolines in Melbourne, the
Melbourne area. I'm the only one that works for the company.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
That I work for.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
That is a very specialized job as well, because yeah,
you've got to you've got to tighten it up.

Speaker 11 (36:07):
Well, sort of a a spring free trampoline. And you
go to disability schools and put trampolines there and in
people's houses and sometimes have to dismantle them when they
want to move place and then reassemble them at their
new house.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Oh, I didn't know you could have a trampoline indoors. Amazing.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Hey, Shane, are you still allowed to have those really
old you know, old sculptures, rusty ones.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Big gap down the side where a small child get
wedged in?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Are you even allowed to buy those?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
And they got no safety at the side?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
God, no a hardcore Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Are they illegal or are you still allowed to buy them?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
No?

Speaker 11 (36:41):
We do not have those ones. Everything we have has
a safety net around it and does not have springs
that you can disappropriately hurt yourself on.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, exactly was su a good question?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
It was that, Shane, Sorry about that, mate, Listen, grow up. Okay,
you don't ask a pro like that if he's got
any dodgy ones that you could lose your brain on.
On Facebook Marketplace with Engagement.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Christian Ocondal Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Christian talking about what do you always see in op shops?
I once saw one of those rubber rings you sit
on when you have piles in an op shop. I
don't want somebody else's pre owned, pre loved.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Oh lordie, how we Shane?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Thank you very much, Christian. My husband Greg, his mum
made him learn the piano accordion because, according to her,
she said to him, it will make you a hit
at parties.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
All the cheeks Love.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Greg, all the girls Hi, that's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Who's this, Joe? Christian.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I went to an op shop a couple of weeks
ago in Bright picked up a pair of shoes.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Price sticker two dollars. They look great.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
One of the counter lady said to me four dollars please.
I didn't want to come across the tight as. When
I said to Stickers says two, she said, very seriously, yes,
it's two dollars to eat.

Speaker 10 (38:06):
Shootxt Christian.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I was perplexed.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I asked her, how many people are coming in buying
one shoe? Why would David price per shoe? When have
we ever seen this anywhere else?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Is that for the pair? Which is for one?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
That's very good, Joe, Thank you very very much for that.
All right, we're doing weakest claim to fame right now
on the show.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
Oh business like show business.

Speaker 12 (38:33):
My dad tot grant ding you how to play the guitar?
Mind another stiff and Jennis fans came to airhouse and
shows are CUTI I helping to Diana's shop in Harrod's
in the toy department.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Christian O'Connell's weakest claim to fame?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
All right, what have you got to give us a call?
Now week claim to fame. You can call me thirteen
fifty five twenty two. If it's easier, you can message
me now oh four seventy five three one oh four three.
Last week I saw a pie's legend in a Bunnings
near me. Got chatting to him. So, by the way,
what are you doing here? You know you're gonna look

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at the moment. It was buying a specific nut or
bolt for his home. Pilates bed.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Ex player, curam legend, legend, legend, legend. I will preserve
his privacy and his right to it. I was so excited.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Is tell me about when you see famous people in
the wild. It is intoxicated. I'm ashamed to say. He
walked past me and do that double take. And then
I went and followed him, and then I cut him
off by running around so that I could look like
I wasn't following him and speaking from behind him.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
You know, toll guy as well that I was coming.
So I was just happy to be the other side.
Good luck.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
I'm also trying this weekend.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Oh, I'm knackled my palate's bed too.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
I have a very strong core muscles and intrinsic muscles like.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
You sir, maybe you two could meet that?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yes, what two guys in one bed? Start that rumor.
That's why I didn't mention his name.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Brio. What's your week claim to fame?

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Well, I actually have one, do you guys remember the
old Gladiator TV series?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Right? Those shows were huge? Just love Gladiators.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
One of my dad's patients friends was one of the
giant men, Ron Reeves aka Tower, and I actually got.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
To meet him once as a kid. Oh wow, big day. Yeah,
huge day.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
So one of your doctor Lee, your dad one of
his patients.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Yeah, it was best friends with Tower.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
He was the patient was a bodybuilder, right and obviously
Tower big guy nickname.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's brainstorming that one.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Did they having the UK?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah? Huge.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I used to be on like at six o'clock on
a Saturday night and millions watched it.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah, it was all a huge show and they were
all like cartoonish kind of characters with nicknames.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Vulcan was another one, Australian one.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I'm going to Tenure was linked to Storm. Oh oh
yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:00):
So Bonnie's mom's cousin, Melinda, has a best friend called Chanel.
Chanell's sister is Storm from gladiators.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
You know what, this sets a new high for weakest
claim to most of our stories and we love them.
Ask you're several people removed. That's the biggest one ever.
So break it down again for us. If you're joined
the family tree, you run out page.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:26):
So my wife Bonnie so, her mom's cousin Melinda, has
a best friend called Chanella. Chanell's sister is Storm.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Not on what are you the odds? But hang on,
you said Caitlin. It is for is it four?

Speaker 5 (41:44):
That is four people removed from him?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
O my god still hatless.

Speaker 8 (41:49):
Trifects a great and Bonnie used to get all the
merch from Storm Storm signed. She signed a poster, a
gladiator's poster for the kids. We've got an accordion at home.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
That TV coin.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Week is claim to fame? What's yours? Ben's got one? Christian.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
My dad had the key to the local waybridge in
the eighties. He weighed the car from Mad Max when
they were filming. Oh that is a great one.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
My Estonian grandfather was a chef in Parliament House in
the eighties.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
He cooked for and met Bob Hawk. His paroshkis were.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
To die for by the way he played the piano while.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Puffing away on his pipe.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
The Triple threats Nicole, what a legend your Estonian granddad was.
That's incredible, loves. So many streams are running at the moment,
the accordion, we can't move on from everywhere and a
Stonian granddad Christian week claim to fame. I once met
Jack Black walking down a hallway on the set of
King Kong.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
He always seem to it that it always seemed, you
know where.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Colin was just on a lunch break in the canteen
and he said, my cookie looked delicious, so I gave
him half. Jacqueline, Good morning, Jacqueline, Good morning, Jacqueline. Welcome
to the show. And what is your claim to fame?

Speaker 11 (43:28):
My books claim to fame is that my Fain's teacher
forty odd years ago was Annie Lennox's aunt.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Wait now, Annie Lennox herself is an amazing thing. Who's
Scottish and you have yourself a beautiful Scottish accent?

Speaker 6 (43:44):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
And is that Edinburgh or Glasgow?

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Halfway in between?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
In between?

Speaker 9 (43:53):
Edinburgh?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah, thank you very much for giving us a call,
right thank you, bye, thank you.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
This is doubt fly from you, Vigenia doubt fi erin
good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Good morning.

Speaker 11 (44:09):
My weakest name to fame is.

Speaker 12 (44:11):
That Kate Blanchett named her son after my brother in law.

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Big plan.

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For the yes.

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So in two thousand and four, my mother in law
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brother in law was running around and she's having to
go Rome and Roman come back here?

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What do you do it?

Speaker 12 (44:42):
Like right, height running everywhere, And Kate Blanchett comes over
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hadn't heard that one before. And my brother in law
was trying to act really cool because she's a really
big fan of Kate Blanchett and was like yeah, like
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(45:03):
A couple months later, she pops out her son named Roman.

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I love this story.

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But she tells everyone that that's who play the bab
is that Kate Blanchett. Time after her, I'd got inspiration.

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And it is a great name.

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Roman is a great name erin thank you very much,
she cool, Thank you all right, Miss hurd lyrics. On
the way the story is coming. Then your weakest claim
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Miss hearing, you will hear this if we don't hear it.

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That's what we're talking about. In our Hall of Famer.
The standards are high. All right, let's see what you
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Judy and Dawgson's got this temper trap great song, Sweet Disposition.

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It's so young. It runs.

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All very different lines. Sucked all your frogs, Sucked all
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Dougie, what aren't you seeing there?

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Judy and I love that one.

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Sucked all your frogs a lot of you're right, actually,
and that continues with the next one, actually, Sharon Lavender
Hayes by Taylor Swift. I feel the lavender haze creeping
up on me? Or can tell a Swift feel eleven
turkeys creeping up on her?

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Hard for turkeys to do that.

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They make a lot of noise. That's actually Crystal clip.
I feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me. That's very good, Sharon,
come on in.

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Speaker 2 (49:11):
This isn't the first time we've had this one, right,
it's one of the more memorable ones. I'm only playing
it again because I want to see if I can
hear it. I can never hear this one, but all
of you can, and in fact, all listeners ever can,
apart from me. Sharon's got it rock me Amadaeus foulco
the original line, Amadeus amadeis.

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We're going back into it? Or is it? Hot potatoes?
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Do you hear hot potatoes?

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Yes, I actually I no longer hear it. I used
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Phats you hear hot potatoes.

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I just.

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Anyway, Yes, it is there, Sharon, all right, email me
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I've got to be in the top three. Just Diana
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Sadly because Rio in one of his had a cricket
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We're never normally on air for the ashes. This year
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(58:02):
and the Chocolate Factory. No bronze, Mary popping for a
cup of tea, Mary popping for a cup of tea.
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Men who stare at other countries winning the crickets rubbish?

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Now I get out of it. Wor's all we've had
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White men can't feel that's enough. That's enough. Who's best
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Josh, it's the other winner. We're back tomorrow.

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