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Alex is trying to set up his new home in Melbourne while still sporting a black eye from his daughter. Also coming up: Hard Cheeses, Pillows, Internet struggles, Monday Winners and Losers and The Timewaster!

 

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Got anything good?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good Morning Rio, Hey guys, Good morning Patsy, Morny and
day two for the new guy, Alex Cullen. Welcome back
to the show.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Bidy, Christian Morning guys.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Now, Patsy was just buzzing through. Her husband was listening
to your sport yesterday and he has some notes. Patsy,
would you like to share with Alex the notes from
Chris the where I Be Love God.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
It was all very positive. Alex says, I told you God.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Thank God, because so many have been gone. If Chris,
who works not in radio but for office works, if
Chris doesn't get it, just doesn't get the vibe, then
you go. Sometimes on his command people have left mid
done break.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Peter hitch N actually calls for.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Can you no.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
He did an ear check.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
He got home a bit late last night, had a
big day and he hadn't heard the show because he
was in meetings really early yesterday, and he said, please,
can you get on the logger.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
I'm dying to hear and he absolutely get on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Phrase him like the eighties. Well he's there with his
logging teams. He's like, he's real whines. Let me just
hear how he did the six thirty. I would have
led with the line, but okay, this forward one, say
seven o'clock. But he loved it. No mention of the
ladder so far with him? About that one, bloody how
this guy's been out of work for a long time.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
No, he loved and he said, Alex, you sound fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
This is called the ship sandwich in radio. Okay it is.
You put a nice bit of like Breos spun on top.
But there's a pool in the middle of the feedback.
What did the love God want him to come back?

Speaker 7 (01:58):
And he said, please get him to come at the
back of his sport because it sounds a bit you know,
dismiss you just like h your button.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Listen you Sydney Side of Color, dismiss him one day one,
dismiss me. Don't you dismiss my wife? Cling maybe on TV?

Speaker 6 (02:21):
That's okay, guys.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
No, no, no, you sound really abrupt, darling. Guys. You know,
get him to come back.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
It sounds like you cut him off scoundrel.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
No, no good feedback.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
I only alert what w l J was yesterday because
on the emails I'm getting, I'm saying w l.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
J, I'm like, what is that? Where of he love?
And you know what, this is the first time I've
ever heard any of his notes never ever. You know,
why us to do with his wife?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
He loves his sport.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's his sport, that's.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
It's a blood sport.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
What anyway, now, Patty, if you wouldn't mind some feedback,
I'd like to present to you. And this is glorious feedback,
silky feedback. Up. See you look you always look on
point every day. No, no, no, you do right? Your
glam every day? Right? Yeah, have everyone a team. It's
always been like that since day one. However, yesterday you

(03:20):
came in real glamoured up.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
I've got I've got a national TV stuff in here.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I knew this is what's going on today, though I
actually it was actually heads turning. I said, wow, you
look amazing, and I presumed you had some sort of
functions something going on, not today. But this can't count
because I'm not funny. Alex is coming like he's come
to mend the water. Cooling system. He's coming as a
mechanic today. I mean, I know, is it Melbourney, But

(03:47):
he's clearly dressing down for radio and saving the suit
for TV and Charl seven. It looks like he's he's
a farmer or something. Listen.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I looked at my shirts this morning. I was like,
none of those are do.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Not pack them or something?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh I did, but they're all not iron They look terrible.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
I'm like, I'm not gonna wear a polo shirt.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
No way, come on.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, exactly, be calcul Actually this can't carry on. These
are new outfits.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
Now, I'm going to be me and you be you
and everyone be everyone, and it's a happy day.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Don't dismiss it.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
That longer to life.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
All right, all right, Chris, no, I'll pass it on.
Listen Alexe, we we love God. Just get me a
quick call SA at the end that rate you just
sent a bit dismiss it to me, like it'd be
nice to say a host has the funny stuff there,
like you would have done with Carl or something like that. Hey,
bat to you Christian in the studio comedy genius. Is
that better?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Now, listen, how are you getting on what was yesterday's
day for you? Because your two twin daughters. So Alex
cutting and joined the show and he's moved here from
Sydney with his with his wife and his three young kids,
and you've got two twins that started at kinder yesterday.
How do they get on it done? The first day
they were duckst to water.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Apparently.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
I obviously wasn't there for taking them air because I
was here. But they were lovely, they were they went
really well. They were happy. They've got each other, which
is really nice. Earlier we weren't going to have them
in the same class because there wasn't room for them.
But apparently now they're in the same class, which is great.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
All good.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
The day was fantastic. The end of the day not
so good. The playground at the school. We took them
there obviously, and we took Max, so the whole family
is there. And that was the moment when the emotions
just came out, and you know, you're trying to make
a good impression with the other parents and you're like, oh,
you're being nice and kind to everyone and happy, and

(05:36):
then the kids just start squabbling. Max pushes Evie off
the play equipment. She almost like falls off fully, she
somehow catches herself. She starts crying. I go over to
our try and console her. Max is upset. It's just
a mess. And that's just terrible because you want to
make that good impression, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
And oh, the parents are looking at us, going, oh
my god, who are these people?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
But they haven't moved to another city so young. It's
so much big emotion for them. It must be overwhelming
and exciting. Yea, too much those little bodies. Isn't it
all that energy?

Speaker 9 (06:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (06:11):
It is.

Speaker 8 (06:11):
And but you're right, so much of this new environment,
so much getting used to things. And I was really
proud of them actually, because it's a big deal for them.
And a little MAXI too. He was he had an
orientation day at his preschool.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
And how old is Max?

Speaker 8 (06:29):
He's threes four next month and he's mastering the monkey bars.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
He was very proud of that.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, And I said, practice makes perfect.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
All right. So every Tuesday on the show. Then in
the first off and now we do think called Monday
or Loser, real, are you a Monday winner or loser?

Speaker 6 (06:47):
I thought I was a Monday Winner.

Speaker 9 (06:48):
I thought I had scored tickets to the Arctic Monkeys,
who I didn't even know coming to Australia.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I know the hair a couple years ago. They're incredible. Yes,
they're brilliant live as well.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
Yes, I saw them at rod Labor a few years ago.
I was like, oh my god, they're back. They're here.

Speaker 9 (07:01):
Friday I was like, oh my god, so saw the
Facebook ad, got tickets.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
Then yesterday Avo.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
My mate, calls me and he's like, hey, are you
You've got tickets to Arctic Monkeys?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Are right?

Speaker 6 (07:12):
I was like yeah. He's like, are you sure they're here?

Speaker 9 (07:15):
And yeah, they're playing at one seventy Russell, Like they're
definitely here. It seems like a really small venue for
them to be playing. I was like, yeah, no, but
they're definitely checked it. I have tickets to the Antarctic
Monkeys the UK number one most sought after Arctic Monkeys
Tribute Act.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
You know what I don't. I don't think you're going
to be only person they're going the monkeys that.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
They use the exact same logo.

Speaker 9 (07:43):
It looks exactly like the Arctic Monkeys except for a
few more letters, and then in small writing at the
bottom of it says Arctic Monkeys Tribute.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Act scammed on Facebook like an old old s I
gave them you'll be on a current affair. Yeah, I
didn't know they came for young people like you. I know,
I thought I was going to go. I don't know
that's what I was going to ask. You said that
those tribute bands are incredible. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
I mean even the photos. He looks exactly like Alex.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
They are so tight. You still have it. They will
sound probably very close and polished.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yeah, and I guess they probably they'll just do greatest
hits with any.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Because they don't know it. Yes, stuff perhapsally you and
Monday Winner or Loser.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
I am so winning. We have got a new cleaner
and she is fantastic. She came for the first time yesterday.
She's a lifesaver. You've got to have a cleaner if
you you know, if you're both working and it's just hectic,
it's just brilliant.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I've got home. We're giving cleaners away next week, Charlotte.
He gave away a cleaner. Actually, let's do clean a week.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Great idea, yes, but it's just so nice to come
home when.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
You know, just just a rewinder one because I know
you had a cleaner. And then she obviously just add
in the world. She retired at twenty five. I think
you said she was moving to America.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
She's moved to Queensland, right.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Sure, yeah, were you're going to see her one. Oh,
there's popping back to get a few bits I left behind.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
She was like Mary Poppins, she was so anyway, we've
got this new girl. She came yesterday. Well she is
like over the top fantastic. She even does the loo
roll like they do in the hotel in like a
neat little point of.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
The triangle.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Bquet.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
It was just iron amazing to see how the other
half lived.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
No, I did not expect her to do that, but
I thought it was.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
A nice paid by the hour where you don't want
them wasting time with the points She went. Obviously, I
don't mean funny Christa where we love God. You know
it's going to come back and destroy that pan that
big old sort of bearsmit of his. She's going to
be ripping it off the wall. He's not doing it
like that. That's the only time it's gonna She's gonna
spend half half the day just doing that.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
You've got a lot of roles to get through it.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
She's brilliant and I am just living life to my best.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Rio you do you and what's going to do if
patter you got in two years? Okay, you're a Monday
winner or loser. Let us know.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh my word, the pressure right now that news and
Sport booth. Not just a city listening, not just a
world listening. Chris to where we love going right now?
Pen behind his ear? All right, he's already looking at
going six thirty one. Should be getting into it right now.
Go again, Reset the clock, go again, Reset the clock,

(10:44):
go again. You better be quitting. Do not be dismissing
over tying that He'll have your horse whipped out of
this city all the way back to Sydney. Come in.
It lasted two days. I don't know whether on Monday
Winner or loser. I mentioned this yesterday, but I picked
up some sort of infection on antibiotics at the moment.

(11:07):
Really wasn't very well of the weekend. I had to
go to the doctors with a fever on Friday, and
it meant I couldn't go out for my twenty first
year old daughter's evening celebratory dinner. Luckily, I was fully
fine for her actual birthday and we had a great day.
And so I was at home with a fever and
these men Yesterda had the doctor will be back in said, look,
it might not be what I thought it had. Oh.

(11:28):
I was like, right, so to dad, I've got to
go for pats. We've got to go for an ultrasound
today check renal function. And then she goes. Obviously what
we discussed in here right This is when I started
getting noticed, because what we're discussing here is patient is
it remains in this room. I was like, what is
she going to hit me with it right now? I
actually started getting sweaty and nervously what she found out

(11:50):
because they did so soon. They did some tests over
the weekend. I was like, what is she discovered them?
Am I pregnant? She goes, why I'm really going for
ultrasound is a check out giveney function? But maybe you know?
She goes, and he did go and have some blood
tests right away. I was like, okay, and she goes,
now are we going to also do some tests for STDs. No. Yeah,

(12:20):
Well in Fiji there was this Opijean mama and I'm
only guman. My wife was scuba diving. She couldn't see it.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Hey, there was a woman your wife was suspicious about you.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, go down, No, no you, And she goes like,
for example, Gonnery.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
You can tell Christian this is a safe studio.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I won't. Now we're only a few months away from
those Harald Sun rumors about my marriage. Oh dear, So anyway,
I went had the blood test, no STDs.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
What goes on between us and our audience every morning
is very strict DJ listener confidentiality. Christian of my Monday
winter kind of Saturday night, we had friends around for dinner.
I cooked a lovely roast. We laughed, drank wine, laughed
some more, and then they left. My wife and I
sat up until the wee hours of Sunday morning, taking
turns to two songs and Oasis on YouTube, with more

(13:24):
wine and a cheeky whiskey. We awoke Sunday with a
confirmation and a confirmation email and a terrible hangover. We
bought two restricted view tickets to see Oasis work seven
hundred dollars amount of times where anyone's done that. There
should be a breathalyzer on laptops and computers seriously, where

(13:44):
if you're over the limit, you cannot put your credit
card in, you can't post a message on social media,
and you cannot buy anything. I remember a friend of
mine who is a very well known actor back in
the UK. He one night and early morning had a
very big session and about a week later got a
phone call from London and the Customs and Excise Department

(14:07):
a heater air and he'd brought the He was he's
a massive fan of Planet the Apes, but the original movies.
He'd brought one of the Chariots.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Oh wow, twenty two thousand.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Whoa Ashley realized maybe he needed some mouth he still has.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
You've got in his garden talking point?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh yeah, it's a talking point all right? Yeah, both
in talking point.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Chariots that it is.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's incredible. I got a lovely email last week from
one of our listeners, Alexander. Great name Christian. I listened
for a few years and it struck me I might
be your most distant listener. I listened to show in Dundee, Scotland,
which is on the east coast of Scotland. Can anyone
beat this? Internet radio is a wonderful thing, Alexander Rio,
How far is our friend Alexander from us here in Melbourne.

Speaker 9 (15:04):
As the crow fliers sixteen eight hundred and fifty kilometers?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Hello Christian, Oh.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
No, we don't want to hear here all right, So
Alexander and Dundee is lay down to Gornton. I think
we want to find other listeners who are listening in
far away places now. Actually, even in the state of Victoria,
there are listeners who are not listening on FM because
obviously there could be five six seven hours away and

(15:33):
you could still be in country VIC listening somehow, not
in their fam but online to the show. So let's
start here in Victoria and anywhere else. If you think
you're listening to the show right now quite far away,
text a call. If you want to call me, you
give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two. You
jump on Google Maps, you can plot in their distance.
Does Google macs even have a phrase as the crow close?

(15:57):
We still use that old timey phrase to h I
love saying that it's an old timey phrase that is
still with us.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Why is the crow?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, because I guess they don't dilly dally. They don't
like their original ed the original ways they get no, No,
it's the crow, only the crow, not as the pigeon flies,
as the crow fly.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Are the Odds? I get an email last week from
Alexander in Dundee, East coast of Scotland, sixteen and a
half thousand k's away from us. He's listening live right now.
It literally had no idea I'd even got his email,
read his email and then I'm reading it out and
he's listening. He's literally just made his day. Now it's
my pleasure. Thank you very much listen to our show.

(16:44):
So we now want to find other fans from Afar.
If you're listening to the show wherever you are, and
it is a far far sorry years Afar. You got it,
my friends, please let us know text me please four
seventy five three one oh four three come on in too.
Reese listening in warner More, Victoria. Christian the theory about

(17:06):
straight as the Crow. Sailors used to carry crows or
ravens and release them to hype help find land. The
birds would always instinctively head towards shore, hence as the
crow flies. Wow, Judy, do you know what I was
about to say? That is great knowledge and I've seen
them in brackets. She went, thank God for chat ept nothing.

(17:30):
We're chatting to machines.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
They're taking over.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
They are Oh no Jewels, Christian Team. I'm listening from Stallwell,
which is only about three hour trive from album, but
I listened every morning and really enjoy the show. That
song Alex and Monica, thank you very much. How far
away is that?

Speaker 6 (17:47):
That is two hundred and thirty four kilometers?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, yeah, as the crow Kolak. Richard listened to us
every single day in Kolak.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Take your guest, Patsy Cola is just out at you long.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Oh, I don't know. It's about an hour is it?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (18:03):
One hundred and fifty eight?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah? Beautiful about Slough, England where the office, the English
Office was said, yes, Slow, is that.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
A real place.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
City? Yeah, that is a real place, not far from
where Ricky was born. No, it is awful.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
It's so bad.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
People in Slow wouldn't be upset with that.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yeah, but they lived near there for a while.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, it's it's pretty it's pretty bleak. Yeah even the
name yes slow, Yeah, it's a slough like sow. Now
how many miles? How many canes a way do you
think it is? Oh?

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Sorry, I know the answer.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Pt What is that?

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Sixteen mill Daura?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
How far away from Melbourne do we think mill Daura is?
That's going to be five hundred and ninety two? What
is it? Rio?

Speaker 6 (19:01):
Five hundred and forty seven?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Come on good?

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Wagger Wagger, Wagga wagger.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Oh so good? The name it twice?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yeah, that's where one carry.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Is from you Yeah, not really clean to fame for
that place, is it.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
There's a few others from there too.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
That's in New South Wales.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
So we've got a Carol listening right now from there.
That must be what eleven hundred k'sya's.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
Twelve hundred and ninety far off?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Very good? Found a new secret skin is so useful,
isn't it? Keith? He's coming then if you're listening from
afar The.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Christian o'connall Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Now listen team. Everything on this show isn't iteration. That's
what creativity is. We're constantly work in motion. We're finding
ways to adapt and tweak I get it. It's day two,
not even day two, really day one point three for
Alex Connor. Now Alex had just heard the sports bulletin there.
Ten out of ten, wow, very very good out of ten.

(20:05):
The sign off though, dismissing, Oh you actually just went,
you actually went, and that that's sport. I'm back in
half an hour. Wait are you off somewhere mate, I'm
going to go and get some fancy clothes to keep
up with Patsy, keeping up with the Joneses. Back in
half an hour. Yeah, I'm just.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Going to duck it for a bit.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's like that little shot back in thirty. Yeah, I'm
going to duck it off side that sport.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
That's what night drop sport out.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
There's no more sport for another thirteen minutes. What are
you going to do with your NOILM, no sports? I'm done.
I guess these guys do something next thirty minutes. And
then mister TV just answers back. And your mom's listening
right now? Oh what is your mum's name? And and

(20:58):
and thank you very much for listeners show You've got
a wonderful son, by the way, Alex Collens. Mum here
now she's listening. Now, where is mom? She'd be just
dead side.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
They town of Cannable in northwestern New South Wales.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Now how far would that be?

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Oh god, I reckon that would be.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
And she's at a farm.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah, on the farm there, cattle week whatever else.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, you look like you are you going to go
back o the way you're dressed today, you're going to
go back and help out with the cattle.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Or she did give me these blunstones. She gave me
just blunstones. That's the guy for ends.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
What are you injured about?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Not cheat? You know?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
She gave my brother a Ryobi leaf blower.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I'm like, thanks, but you're mister Fancy City's Liquor. And
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
The Christian o'connall Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Today we're trying to find who is listening from Afar.
Good morning to Anna listen every morning Monday to Friday
to the show in Brisbane, Queensland. Good morning. Shout out
to anyone listening in Queensland. Christian, I listen to showy.
I'm in Newcastle, You've got to come over this way.
Amazing wineries. I'm there, just got to get this ultrasound
sword out with the kidneys. First of all, Christian, I'm

(22:18):
listening in Cobden, over two hundred miles away. My rubbish
binstick has still going strong. Thank you very much. That
army is still holding up. Christian. I'm listening in w
A right now, Mandura, and hello to Jazz. Listening to
the show right now on the Goldie as well. Kenny
Loge's on gold It's eleven minutes past seven. It is
time for this week. Small thing, big rage, small things,

(22:44):
small things in life to drive you mad. So ventel screen,
don't go to work angry. What is it right now
for you in your lives? A small thing that has
driven you nuts? Patsy, what's it for you?

Speaker 7 (22:55):
I hate when we go out, as was the case Sunday.
I hadn't had breakfast and Chris and I thought we'd
go out for a coffee. Ords was off at a
mate's place with all go for a coffee, not actually
officially lunch, but let's go out.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
For a coffee, Ga the preamble.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Yeah right, So.

Speaker 7 (23:11):
We're there and I said, I actually might be a
little bit, you know, peckish. So I ordered a little
chacutaie board and I said, do you want anything in
the morning.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
I've been running with that.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
What we got? One am on the old one hand
on the charcoutere board, shoving up the meat. Did one
flicking over that complimentary heralds son a look at Alex's
goin shot from a Steadia goes, good, Lord, close it, mate,
Barry White. Those peppery icy meats the first.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Thing to put your mouth in the morning.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
He's like baking.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
It was basically really lunchtime. It was like a mini one. Anyway.
I said to Chris do you want anything? He said no, seriously,
I had a big breakfast.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
I do not want anything. Do not order anything for me?

Speaker 7 (23:57):
So anyway, the chicu rig board comes and then he
ends up eating about three quarters of it for someone
who didn't want anything.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
It's like, but who can turn that down?

Speaker 7 (24:07):
I don't say you don't want anything, order something, or
I'll get a bigger one.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
My wife was always the one who does that in
our relationship, actually driving that. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
I'm going to be very good. Actually no, And then
the moment sunds up, she goes, actually, don't want to
find before I can't even get to pierce my own seal.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Oh yes, I hate that.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
My partner and I actually negotiate percentages before the meals
come out.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
We're looking at.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
It's a socially better than us.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
That was the problem because we're hungry, and so.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
We have to be like, okay, I want I'm hungry.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Hungry two men, Wow.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
Like seventy five of yours, twenty five of mine.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Now, Alex, you've you've moved cities. Your life must be
just hell of unpacking and building up, basically rebuilding and
life from scratching a new city.

Speaker 8 (24:57):
Yeah, massive rage here the last few days.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
You've given yourself a black eye in the process that had.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Bruised from the experience.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
I had to connect the internet here and I was
told not to bring the black box. I'm like, okay,
that's the NBN connection, of course, so I was, and
that just brought it all undone. Really, so I had
to get these other wires. There was an eighty USL.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Connection and we've got some sort of different internet hair
than New South.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
Well perhaps maybe I'm like, what's this router? Is there
a router problem?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
There were like sockets behind the TV. They're like, no,
there's no soccer. It's an eightysl cable. I'm like, what's
an eightsl CA?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
How can I still be the case now with the
March of Ai where we've still got these archaic cables? Yeah,
hold bag like easy?

Speaker 8 (25:45):
Yes, Oh my god, I go to JB High fight. No,
we don't have that cable. It's gonna be an eighty
of cl Why do you go to JACA? I ring
up Jaca? Hi, guys, what sort of modem is I
don't know what sort of motive it is. It's just
it's modem is an I forty five seven? Or is
it six and forty five?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (26:02):
I got quite upset. I got a bit antsy. I'm like, mate,
come on, you know how you get in that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Because no one actually, no one can help you.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
No, no.

Speaker 8 (26:12):
And my poor wife she drove to j Car later
on to find this other cable.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
And you wouldn't believe this.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
I opened the one of the cupboard doors and there
was the great.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
See your wife, Bonnie, basically calmly and just watching you
have a tanta and just calmly fixing it.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
All she did.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
And in the Jacas store there was this toy robot
that the girls went in and they just knocked it over,
went smashing over the floor, and the guy was just
like apoplectic, and my wife's going, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
It was a complete desisive.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Robot these days put itself back together Google or whatever.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
So that was a terrible start.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
And finally we got it working and and god, because.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
You got kids, you need that Wi Fi. Yes, it's
like oxygen in the house. Oh my god, I think
it's actually more more.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Now, what's you on the laptop?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
There?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
At one stage I'm going off the phones.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Spot it was next, I mean even was used up
all your streaming? Do you there? You bring this country
to all with our third world into web Melbourne and.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Then the washing, Missine, that's a whole other story. I
had to buy a reducer. The reducer connection wasn't working.
What's a reducer, great question, Pats. I didn't know what
it was. It's like a small brass fitting that goes
from one connection to the other.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
And I finally got that on.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
I had to put all this this tape, this plumber's tape,
so it fit on properly.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It still drips a little bit. It looks real legit,
but it's fine.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
It's okay. I'm going to go with it.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah. Well, when we moved here, we still realized that
all our all our applients has had uk pommy.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
You got all your plants.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
So I had to hire guy and basically rewire everything
iron hair dries and then washing machines. Oh my. He
was around about two hours going through and just rewiring
all those what is because we've got to move house
a couple months time. And I literally woke up at
two am in the morning. You know, we have those
two am thoughts when it's his panic and dread, and

(28:16):
it was, oh my god, even though we don't move
for about five months. Was oh no, I'm going to
have to read too. The home printer. No no, I
can't go back, Sarah, Oh my god, the home printer
to the land, the w land or whatever it is.
I can't go back. I can't go back the head
of it. Yeah, all right, Small thing, Big rage? What

(28:36):
is it for you?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Small Thing, Big Rage? What is it for you? Christian?
Want a car is going significantly lower than the speed limit.
It tries to be nuts. It's like twenty or thirty under,
move out the way or get the train or walk.

Speaker 9 (28:57):
Caylen told me she took a lift with someone in
the team and said she drives like.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
An excuse me, is a maniac behind the wheel.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed. I'd rather get there safely
with Nana Pats downs abuse. Yeah, watch out Bogan on
their own. Yeah, listen Vin Diesel.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
White knuckle ride in there, Yeah, Caitlin.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
I move at the speed in which the car should go,
how it should move.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
You should be in the F one movie Smash Brad Pitt.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
That's I just feel the road and off.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Feel the road. Yeah, that's what a racing driver would say.
That's why you shouldn't be allowed a non normal roads.
You're not feeling the road. What should do is feel
the speed limit. I do.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Stay relatively close.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
To click over.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
You are you're you're you are right. You're a tailgator.
You are lethal. I've been in a carp with you,
and it is covering those to grab the dashboard when
you trim with somebody and you're you're the passenger and
you put the foot downs if you're trying to g
that's not the Jesus.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
But are you all not still here? Happy?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Insane because it once just you can roll that dice
only once fast furious any who's he you eve been?
Sometimes wear you behind a car. This was me the
other day where it doesn't look like there's a human
driving it. Wait someone tiny right, tiny or very old right?
Well you're just like, I don't think is that are

(30:34):
they testing these drivers? Car?

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Is a thirteen year old?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Call the police and then you go, I can't even
see fingers on the wheel. Here's that ghost car, that's there?
Small thing, big rage, Christian. I have a favorite pillow.
Everyone has their pillow. Yeah. I get really angsty when
it's like it's like Goldie Docks, who's moving my pillow?

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Yes, Because they're all the same pillow case, it's hard
to tell which one's yours.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Well, now we've all got those kind of you know,
temper peding memory phones. One spinally's Christian. I have a
favorite pillow that I get fierce over if my parsonate
partner doesn't hand it over within a matter of seconds,
if I find him laying on it, if he's a
showered and his hair as work my pillow, it's even worse.
That's on Gemma, Small thing, big rage. This is a
great modern one. These haptic buttons on everything. What's a

(31:22):
haptic button? Well, it's one that responds to pressure. It's
not your traditional button, which is push in push outs.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
I like a Prista okay, yeah, not.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Even that, Patsy. You know now they're kind of like
it's try and get anything to turn on.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
It's like try light touch kind of wine.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Well yeah, yeah, my dry's got one of these where
it's not finding the G spot. You there?

Speaker 11 (31:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Am? I right? Guys, am I right, guys? Give me
there an hour.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
He bubbling around in the dark.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
You got it?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Christian, give me a damn button or switch back? Why
did everything go haptic? Either accidentally touched the thing on?
I spend five minutes trying to press them up, and yes,
I said, get it, Julie. Pump dispensers for body lotion.
You always moaning about this? Aren't you always wonding about
moving up and the problems with it? When the stem

(32:12):
is never long enough? What's happened to another world? This
is Judy's words, are not mine. I'm just a messenger
every day. Pump dispensers for body lotion, Christian, the stem
is never long enough that stops working with about twenty
percent left at the bottom, and then because of the
design of the pump, they are to balance upside down
to get the remand lotion to the neck of the

(32:34):
bottle to better use it and pump it up against
more things creation to me and then we move on
right now, Thanks yours.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Christian O'Connell Shark on podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yesterday joined the Messina lyrics. One of them was about
hard cheese, and we start to speculate, but our favorite
hart hard cheese isn't get into a quite a year
hard talk about hard cheese, and sadly and I got thousands,
if not millions of complaints. We've went out of time.
And now I listened to feedback and I was hauled
over the coals by the boss and said, you should
have dropped the rest of that pony old show you

(33:06):
do and just solid forty over and it's clear the
ads cleared the songs and just gone into a deep dive.
Boss suit, You're right, I was wrong. I'm still learning,
still learning from the wise master. So now we have
time till the next twenty minutes to have a hard
talk about heart cheese. Great, where are we on this?
Who is in the corner of the dam. Are we

(33:28):
all Cheddar? Who's with me with manchego parmesan?

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Now that parmezan for me is untouchable. Goat. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
I actually don't know how you could put up any
other cheese that comes close to it. It does everything
see utility player Swiss armon knife.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
You're right, I had a Caesar salad last night. You
put a bit of parmesanswers to flavor it us.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Yes, it's my bad balls. Yeah, grated in a.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Sandwich itself with some cured meats. No it is, it's lovely. No, No,
with some cured meats, yes, yeah, some chili jam.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Yeah yeah, you're talking.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yes, all right. So in terms of power rankings, huh,
all right, what's the e J witting? You heard the
sports news there and the one hundred year history of
the club. Who's the e J winning of the hard cheesus?
Who's at the top?

Speaker 9 (34:21):
Well, for me, my personal vote is that the e
J wridden is Parmes. I don't know who's the bonds
and Pelly? The number two?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Not Cheddar?

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Yeah, you've got to go off vitage Cheddar?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yeah, such an all rounder compared to the parmesan, which
can be a little bit you know, funky like a
b I.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Or the smell. In terms of the usage, definitely imagine
a world with no parmesan. I don't want to be
in that world.

Speaker 9 (34:45):
It's more of a quiet taste, Patty, So I understand more.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Dare I say basic palettes.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
They sophisticated people like.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
You and I, you know, sort of men about time, playboys,
you know. But for your more bogan putt you've got,
You've got your cheddar, you know, just going to craft.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
More like the yellow ones, you know, the individual wrapper.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I have a load of those that I use when
I'm doing a barbecue just with cheeseburgers. Because you need
those yellow ones. I've got someone who they're actually orange yellow,
the ones that you look like. You get them at
the servo stations of nowhere, individually wrapped.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Surely, eddar is like the Swiss arm knife of cheese,
which can be used for so many different things.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
It's got to be second on the list, surely.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
Yeah, bac and cheese, piece of baggy cheese on jests
or as they call his savoy.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yes, that's right, that's simple, beautiful, effective, but I don't
like it when it's too crumbly. I love it's too messy. No,
I know it's called hard for a reason. I want
it rock hard, Okay, I don't want to do it
crumbly because then it's like it's all over me. You're
you're loosing too much, too much of the value of it.
It's crumbled away.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
That Mersey Valley, Are you with me?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
You know what? I if I had to relocate the
radio show anywhere, and my heart will always be rich
from where our studio is. I want to be in
that cheese.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
It like comes off like skiing.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
And annimal lecture, Harriet lecture in the newsroom sale cheese?

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Who is?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
It comes off like skin magnific? Is that an amniramal thing?

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Mercy Valley?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
If you ever want to do some voiceover and it
flakes off like soriatis, it's gorgeous. All right, listen, guys,
we've been very selfish today. Let's open up the lights
right now because right now the people of this city
are banging on the doors. Let us have ours, let
us have ours. Speak about hard cheeses. Lines are open now,

(36:57):
Where are you with hard cheeses? We need to try
and make my e the power rankings, and please do
not call in if you can try and defend crumbly cheese.
When is anything good that's crumbly? No third seen fifty
five twenty two. Hard Talk about hard.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Cheese Christian O'Connell Show one Podcast.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Christian O'Connor. We're talking about power rankings of hard cheese.
I just have to look on all the different cheese
as there are. Obviously, you know cheddar we've discussed. Now
what do people think about it? See, I'm a big
fan of Manjaco.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Oh what do you have manchego with?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Oh chilly jam ransdom pickle. Sometimes apricot jam is great
with a piece of cheddar or graar. Oh my god,
that is a real blockbuster. Shut the door the avenue.
You've got hot gray air. Oh my god, it comes

(37:52):
in that wheel.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Oh is that what that one is?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Yes, yes, Oh my?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
What about Gouda? Oh gooda gooda times.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Good at times. I like gouda in a toasty oh pansy.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Al right, let's say some cool So let's go to
Andrew here, Come morning, Andrew, Good morning, all hell, and
you're welcome to the show. All right, Hard cheese. What's
your favorite.

Speaker 11 (38:17):
Parmesan by a mile?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's hard to get past it. It's
got to be a one or two, isn't it. What
do you have it with? Now?

Speaker 11 (38:25):
I'll give you a little family sacred I used to
work in manufacturing of parmesan cheese.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Oh and inside created on a little fried pan for
thirty seconds, just until golden brown.

Speaker 11 (38:37):
And you've got a mixture of an inzact biscuit and
a violet crumble.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
That's about the texture. Yes, it's it creates like a
it's a brittle kind of thing.

Speaker 11 (38:47):
It certainly does.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah. Wow, a honey almost that honeycomb, isn't it? You
crack it?

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Yeah, give it a game.

Speaker 12 (38:54):
It's absolutely amazing.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
You get in trouble for doing it? Yeah, you old rebel.
The top of the crem brew let parmesan, it shutters.
Oh my, yes, what a break the cheesy glass. Wake
the flavor and will love that? Just thirty seconds in
the pan? Just palmes, how many oil? Man? I just

(39:18):
straight own oil? Isn't it? Comes with you? All right?
And you thank you very much? Insider Frank, Good morning,
Good morning, Frank, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 11 (39:31):
Ok Now, you're yes, just.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
The cool show us. So we're here for particularly and
wake you up, Frank, you boy, we'll get you out
of that bed all right then, sleepy Frank. Now, Frank,
where are you on hard cheese? What do you think mate?

Speaker 11 (39:51):
Pickerin Or is so much better than Palmers?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Oh? I think they're stable mates. I think they're the
Deakos brothers. They work well together. Let's not break them off.
I like how you said pecorino. Is it not peccari
or romano?

Speaker 11 (40:11):
Yes, that's one version. We'll got the Melbourne versions to
make with cow's milk, but traditionally it's made with cheap's milk.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Ah, is that right?

Speaker 6 (40:23):
And how are you eating the peccarina?

Speaker 11 (40:26):
Predominantly just graded on pasta, but I'll eat it any
which way.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Cereal honey, yeah, honey, my honey.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
And cheese is great yeah, and jam as well.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah yeah, Frank, Frank, you're talking our language right from
that recline in the bed there. I love it, all right, Frank,
have a good Where have you got to go to today? Frank?
You're not going to get wig get somewhere.

Speaker 11 (40:57):
There'll be at work at eight thirty.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
And where do you work in your house.

Speaker 11 (41:02):
You worked from home or no, likely likely eighty minutes away.
I'm going to knock city today today.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Gotcha, and Frank, I get the feeling. You work with
the public. You are customer facing.

Speaker 11 (41:16):
I'm facilities manager.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Knew it, I knew, I knew. This guy is a leader.
He's a CEO. If Astronomer looking for the new CEO.
We found him. He likes to keep it. They met.
He won't start into late thirty. I don't know what it's saying, Frankie,
he needs to go to but they need an honest man.
You get, Frank, that's in the need right now. Another

(41:38):
andy guy banging that lady from what's h half? Frank
would do that? Get out bet today five to wait
stay start there at Astronomer at solid eight thirty. Frank,
I love it. You take care of mate. Good luck
with those facilities today. They need managing, mate, they need managing.
See you, Frank.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Two ways you can call the show until the next
twenty minutes done before we got the time waster on
thirteen fifty five, twenty two. No parents, no single bear
and ever gets to parented without several countless scars, injuries
from their own kith and kin. If your kid has
injured you. I remember once one of my young daughters,

(42:22):
when she was just five, just walked up to him
and I wasn't he chatted to my wife in the
kitchen and did just punched me in the ground five.
She would have no idea, But honestly, it was like
Alexander Ussuk and I literally like, it's hard to describe
to women what that's like. You will just disappear.

Speaker 9 (42:41):
Yeah, women don't like that.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I don't know char you're so full of it. You
don't know so much mystery.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Seriously, how would you know?

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Yeah, loved kidney stones.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
That one far away from the kidney stones. I've got
an ultrasound today. Is you ever got a kidney probes?
I'm reckon partly wants to have kidney stones still as
bad as that when loves punched me in the sack
of love and dropped me just you're just it. It's
like you're just like you've been short circuited and the

(43:19):
lights go out when the eyes you just you drop,
you actually drop.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Because you're weak.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
No, no, no, there's there's something done tests on it.
There's something that goes on there. Literally, the electric circuits
of the male body do short circuit. That's why you
you fall to the ground. You seem will double Even
the US see if there's an accident or they actually
get kicked in the sack, they're allowed five minutes to
recover in there. It's violent, can't but they're like, whoa,

(43:49):
whoa wa, wo take five minutes. Take your time. You
know they can kick and punch each on the head
and choke each other out, but whoa, whoa wait, Hey,
we're gentlemen locked into this here cage it was, and
my wife was like, count Chris, you're worrying the kids.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
You don't see them stop at a Matilda's game. If
they've got, like, I don't know, monthly pain or anything.
I think you're at with that.

Speaker 13 (44:16):
It's even in the conversation monthly monthly pain, what are you?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
You can say what it is pain?

Speaker 7 (44:22):
You don't see them saying, oh, hang on, I've got cramps. Girls,
let's just stop playing for ten minutes. Just doesn't happen.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Were talking about today. It's being injured by kids. Sorry,
you did your daughter give you a period? Then? Are
you listening to the show now? Paul on it.

Speaker 10 (44:38):
She's got a black eye. Still, I've got a black eye.
It's going all these different shades of black and purple.
And yeah, Evie took me out yesterday, my six year
old twin daughter. I was picking up all nuts shells
and she just took me out and there was blood
in my eye. I couldn't see out of it. They screamed.
I don't know what the neighbors heard, but it wouldn't
have been good.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
And is that an accident will clash your heads?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Yeah, it was a class like serious class of head.

Speaker 8 (45:00):
She took off as I was standing up and it
just bowing ow.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
And so I've got to wear glasses now when I can.

Speaker 8 (45:08):
And picking up the kids from school yesterday, all the
parents are looking at have you had checked out?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Because you don't even damage your cornea?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
I don't know, No, No, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Otherwise, by the time you start that new show on
Channel seven, you don't even wear like an iPad. They're like, oh,
bloody hell, what god cool? It's really taking. It's totally
old Channel nine sacking all them crazy eyed low pezz
is back. You've got to have a thing though, you
know you're going to set yourself apout. Well, one, I'd
have an eyepadch that would be quite distinguished. Look for

(45:37):
you on seven somethings come different about change his hair colored.
iPads is a singer in the nineties, had eyepatch. It
was Gabrielle has come true. Yeah, yeah, bring it back,
all right? But looking for your stories? Have you been
injured by your kids? And here's the other one. Give
me a corn now, if you've been injured by kids?

(45:58):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two, who did you sit next to? Now?
It might be someone famous, might be someone of no
or it might be Rio's story, which he said to
me just now. When he gave him the top line
of what it is, he went, I've actually got clammy
hands and all I know is the headline. Her went,
Oh my god, that sounds horrendous. You're trapped next to

(46:20):
that person.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
The hands are clamming.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
God, this is some story. Who did you sit next to?

Speaker 9 (46:25):
Okay, I'm flying back to Sydney. I take my seat.
I'm looking down the aisle. Blood runs cold. A ghost
from COVID past has emerged, an X from a from
my perspective, a very obvious COVID situationship. At no point
had there been any discussions of exclusivity or anything like that.

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That didn't seem to matter as the relationship disintegrated and
didn't end on great hurt.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
To you just by random what are yours? You're next
to an ex I see her like a COVID one
one it was.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
It was COVID was for single people. In COVID, it
was a judge.

Speaker 9 (47:08):
It was a hard exactly, and you're just looking for
you know, everyone was looking for companionship came out of
COVID and there were robust discussions and people were upset.
And I still claim I'm innocent.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
She would not see it the same way, so she
had a different operation.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Though it was the start something or it was a relationship.
She thought it was can you be honest, what's this
a string of encounters or an individual express It was.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
A string of encounters. We'd only ever been to each
other's houses. It was COVID, We'd never actually been a
proper date. So for me, I thought that was that
had set the tone of the relationship.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
It was just some hanging.

Speaker 9 (47:48):
Out transactional transactional yes, yes, that it was not seen
the same way, and that the.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
It ended up badly.

Speaker 9 (47:57):
Then, yes, and that was the last time that i'd
seen them. And then I said, like that coffee, I
was like, it is I'm looking. I'm looking out the
plane window like trying to rotate my head so no
facial features can be can be seen. So I'm stearing
out the window, staring at the window, and you and
part of you you just know, you're like, oh, this
is my karma.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Like this. They're not just on the plane, They'll be
in the seat next.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
Yes, they're there for a reason. She sits down.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
I like, sheish look over and I go to start like, okay,
you just got to go into this, im like, and
then she clocks me. She must have clocked me earlier,
but she looked straight at me, headphones on, looks straight ahead,
kidding Christian.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
We did not say a word for the entire flight.
I'm sitting there and I'm seeing there.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Completely actually loud.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
It was the longest flight of my life, and it
was shorter than that it was and I couldn't I
couldn't go to the toilet because then I have to
start another sort of I need to engage her again,
and then that can start a whole thing. So I'm
just sitting there like the toilet, but just staring, just
straight like eyes like those horses have those, just staring

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completely still.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I still imagine if it was a longer fly, you
go say, like a four or five hour excuse me,
excuse me? Are they saying nothing? Then the show was
she on the aisle?

Speaker 6 (49:23):
No, I was on the window. She was in the middle,
and it was.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
In the middle. What did you about the old show?
In that elbow space, you folded into yourself, you turtled up.

Speaker 9 (49:36):
She was next to you, literally, Christian, literally.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Terrible breakup that you weren't even a where it was
a proper break up. My word, that's hell.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
When you got off though, whatever, when you got just
left in silence.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, I just didn't. Okay, So now you know who
do you sit next to? Have you got a story
like that.

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Speaker 1 (50:07):
I thought, we're not going to get any stories as
close to your intensity and organized. It's like a scene
from a jad Apatow movie. We're all sweating in that
story of being on a fly, and lo and behold
our randomly life puts you next to an X after
a very upsetting breakup.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Yeah, it's it's us, just saying to Alex.

Speaker 9 (50:32):
Then I just knew it. I knew she was as
soon as you saw. Like she's gonna sit. She's going
to sit.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
It's not just a plane, It's not just it's the
seat next to me. Oh wow. However, this story is
is close. This is something else Christian of a story
about sing next to someone. It was a story my
German teacher told us. Our school had an exchange to
Germany and a few years ago, on the plane ride
over there, some of the girls was the next to

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a gentleman and naturally started talking to hibout their trip.
He was very kind and polite gentleman, and eventually the
plane got to Perth, the plane was suddenly diverted and
forced to make an emergency landing. There. The police came
flying onto the plane armed and took this guy off
in handcuffs. The man was a known serial killing. My goodness,
who had escaped? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:23):
Whoa, I mean I'd still rather that.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yes, please, wow anything mar Wow, Wait, that is some story.
That's incredible, Emma, thank you very very much. Incredible story.
All right, So today then, how did your kids injure you?
And who did you sit next to thirteen fifty five
twenty two, Barbara, Good morning, Welcome to the show. Good morning,

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all right, Barbara, So how did your kids injure you?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
We were on a holiday in Bateman's Bay. We went
to a carnival and hopped onto a charter and luckily,
I said, on the right hand side. It sort of
shunts from left to right and they squashed me and
frictured two ribs.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Oh you got body sounds.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
The church has brutal.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Band from going on that.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Ever again, they fractured your ribs.

Speaker 14 (52:24):
Yep, two of them.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
It's a hard fracture resort. It takes ages to get
over them. You can't breathe fully. It's awful in any
movement you do, and I mean any movement involves using
your torso and so there's no comfortab position again sleeping tonightmare,
Oh the terrors. That's horrendous. Ye.

Speaker 14 (52:42):
Anyway, two days later we drove back to Melbourne, got
some more X rays and just waited for the recovery.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Oh by me, Barbara, Thank you very much for sharing
your story. Mate. Thanks you calling the show. Take care
Hi John, Good morning, John Christian, Hello John, thanks for
calling the show. So what did your son do John?

Speaker 12 (53:02):
When he was around twelve months old. I start the
floor fixing a door, and he was stumbling around. He
fell forward, reached out the break of full and managed
to scratch my corner her eyeball with his fingernailsful.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Ah yeah, John.

Speaker 12 (53:21):
Screaming and know he's done. He's just sort of it's
just about a week, wow, Alex.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
John, thank you very much for showing the story. Mate.
They're squeeze in one more now like the chart. Tracy,
Good morning.

Speaker 14 (53:46):
Good morning. I'm just letting you know about my daughter
who was instrumental in punching artery on the top of
my foot. She was being a bit naughty and she
was sitting on a chair in the kitchen. I picked
her up and as we walked, the chair hit the
top of my foot, and I stopped her in a
room muttering, and you know, under my breast. Came back

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and I seen my other daughter sitting on the chair
looking like something had happened. I turn around and there's
blood on the wall, blood on the floor, and I
look down and my foot is spurting like about a
meter high.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
You're like bleeding out.

Speaker 14 (54:26):
Anyway, my husband comes in and he says, oh.

Speaker 6 (54:30):
My god, we've steady me because.

Speaker 14 (54:32):
He thought I'd done something to the child. But no,
it was me and my foot.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
So yeah, we had.

Speaker 14 (54:39):
A huge team of Homer on the top of the
foot and tripped to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Wow. Wait that is Tracy.

Speaker 14 (54:51):
I said, No, I'm in my pajamas. No, I'm not
an ambulance, not yet when.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
It got changed. Yeah, that's it, Tracy. This is a
gift Tim on the show. I want stories with who
before the ambulance came, went and got change. People have
an outfit just in case we're now in that age group, Pats, Well,
maybe we need that outfit ready because one day it's
coming from.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Us hospital back.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah, just have that, just have it good to go.
You know, your chargers all in there. So he suddenly
go Colt to Bazoo and get them back. What I've
been waiting for this day? Or if you get arrested,
would only you would say that?

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Hearing that story from John, Why are kids fingernails like wolverine?
You're right, they come out like that. The one thing
I couldn't leave when I first met my daughters when
they're born.

Speaker 13 (56:02):
The nails they've got, big nails've been growing in there,
but the nails they come up with this now, Ryan,
you're right like tal Yes, it's incredible.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
My daughters are probably scratching each other because.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
They clawing at each other in there. Yes, all right,
today's time waste style. What a great prize. We love this.
We could load of you to see it. Two months ago,
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out of town where this's heresy?

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Speaker 6 (57:41):
Man, I didn't expect you.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I'm cooling down with the kids. You know that, and
shout out to my fellow parents. Lack of em sleep, No,
don't even don't silva, silva. You don't know what it's like,
my friend.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
It's true.

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Okay, thank you. You're in those early dark days. You know,
you've got three kids under the six trenches for the
good news is that at least you haven't got two jobs,
that's sure. No, wait, you have.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
About a month.

Speaker 10 (58:20):
So I'm just gonna really, I don't know, you'll have
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Speaker 1 (58:27):
Rio. What have you got baby burns?

Speaker 6 (58:28):
I've got emmine embryo wrapping in the womb.

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Speaker 6 (58:34):
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Come in, mate, shame on you Uningradible got out you're
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Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
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just babies doing their hits. But say hit Flaunts and
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Well done Fetus here today's winner. You're off to go
and see beach juice. We are back tomorrow morning. Have
a great day.

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