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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning to Patsy. Morning morning, Jackie boy.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Now?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
What is everyone excited about this weekend? Patsy was waiting
for you.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
We're going bike shopping tomorrow because we didn't know what
to do for our wedding anniversary twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You get a tandem. I'd love to see you now.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
I haven't had a new bike in well over twenty years.
It's time for a new bike.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I want like how the technology has moved on quite
a lot now. It's all the kind of like you
spend a fortune on a bike.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, my mum got one of the semi electric ones,
so you steal pedal, but then you can, like if
you get bored of pedaling, you can go electric so quick.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
They're like a motorbike.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
I don't want to do that. I want the old star.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yea exercise basket on the front, Yes.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Definitely a basket on the front and a bell on
maybe streamers off the handlebars. But no, we do want
to go bike shopping tomorrow, so I don't even know
where to start.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Your twenty fifth wedding anniversary, which is coming up next week.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
You want to get bikes? Yes, I lovely want to
go for a bike ride together, little picnic.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
We thought on the weekends because already loves to ride everywhere,
and we thought, you know what we could do that
go down to the cafe for a coffee on a
Saturday or Sunday. Good family event.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Has your husband got his bike yet or is one too?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
No, both of us have to get bikes.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yes, regularttle prediction.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I got conned into buy my wife.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I want to get my bike crescent a cycle to
the shops. And you know I can't in footprint on this.
I got one of these. It weighs. It's on one
of those old fashioned bikes with the basket in the front.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Beautiful looking thing. She wants to use that twice.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
How much do you want for it? I'll buy it
off you really.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah. I've got through them because the kids had them
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
They hardly use This is like Banker's bike has now
been to two houses we've lived in where it hasn't
been ridden. It just gets transported to the next house,
never gets.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
A way a ton what's in it? It's proof it's
so heavy.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
We've got those things where you can lift the bike
up and hook it on the wall that you could
put your back out trying to get that thing on it.
It's about half a ton getting that up there. Jack,
are you're going away with the boys?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Boys?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
We can big boys weekend. We're going down to Andy
Lee's beach house this afternoon. Actually we're going to do
our fantasy draft there. Fourteen guys in one.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
House should possibly go wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, and work today will be delicate.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Already because you don't drink. I don't think you've drunk
this year.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
No, I'm taking a break. Yeah, yeah, so I am.
I'm taking some.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's never really a big drinker, so yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
This will be a challenge because this is the first
time there will be a lot of Harple men.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
They also make out of you. Are you getting any
of those non alcoholic beers. I'm heaps normal as a
great one.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I was going to take komb Butcher's down.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You're making it half for yourself.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
You start breaking out the raspberry and mac ghos.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
I say something that I refrained, So you're packing them
with your frilly knickers.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
It's already started. Yeah, I hope the boys don't hear.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
No.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Look, I think that's fabulous. Jack, good on you.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
You feel good.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It just gave me a reggie essentially on air version.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Of shut his head down the toilet flushed and went
good on you. I know.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
I think you should be commended. Seriously. No, that's good.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm going to try to make it to mid year
so I can't fall.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Over in this weekend.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I give you an hour of an hour to night mate,
an hour all right, coming up next time we get
into our double thumbs up. So the Christian O'Connell Show.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast on a Friday.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Then we go round the teamy Jack of bats were
telling the things we're into at the moment this week.
What we've enjoyed might be something that you want to
watch over the weekend. Patsy, what are you giving the
double thumbs up to?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I do want to give a mention because registrations just
opened yesterday. I went to a lovely launch at the
Langham of the Women's Day Classic, which is as an
event every Mother's Day that raises money for breast cancer,
and this year is different for them because they've added
funds going to ovarian cancer research as well. It's so

(04:13):
promising the stats with breast cancer, so in nearly the
last thirty years survival rates, the five year survival rate
has gone from eighty four to ninety two percent, which
is amazing, but ovarian is still sort of relishing down
just under fifty percent. And it's one of those really
hard to detect cancers and you normally don't sort of
get onto it and until you've got real issues and

(04:34):
usually it's spread. So I think it's great this year
they're extending the funding to research for ovarian cancer. So
you can register, If our kids can take part, the
whole family.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Can take Await, what is it? I don't know it.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
It's a fun run and walk and you'll probably you
remember seeing it on the news around Mother's Day. Everyone
gets dumbed out in pink and people perhaps walk.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
For months were doing it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah, So just head to others Mother's Day Classic dot
com dot au and preregister. I believe you get a
bit of a discount for your registration fee the earlier
that you sign up for it.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
So I want to make sure we share that on
our socials this morning as a great cause.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
They do it every year the other thing, and I know,
are we all tatayed out? Obviously we couldn't get to it,
but the Eras tour it is up on Prime. I
think it is Amazon Prime. You've got to pay for
it at the moment, but then it's moving next month
over to Disney.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I wonder how many of our listeners right couldn't get
tickets for the MCG shows are actually heading to Sydney
this weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yes, I think we loans that.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I think I saw something yesterday with there was like
sixty tickets unsold.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, well, I think forty two or forty one percent
of people here for the MCG shows were from interstate,
so it's quite possible. So we've been watching that back
to back and it's brilliant. We've been really really glued
to it, and really.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
It feels like you're at the copy.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Well, not happy that we couldn't go, but to see it, well.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
To recreate it. Just stand or living.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Room and our friends at an it's talk about go
Tata crazy. Are you even released? I don't know if
you saw them the tatams no instead of.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I saw these last week.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
I hope they're going to do Pearl tams here. Actually
we should do that. Let's get pearls.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
I'm going to throw this at you. Sorry, I've got
you both one from morning teams. I don't know if
they're still in the shops, but.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Did she take a cut of this? Can you put
her name on anything called?

Speaker 5 (06:26):
That's a good question, actually, I wonder. Yeah, yeah, so
that's me this week.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Look Christian Connor Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
We'll we were doing knockoff Friday is the best question
of the week where we ask you what time you're
knocking off today and what is the highlight for you
this weekend?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Talk about highlight for me? Off to Ikia.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I could.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Opening. I'm getting there nice and early tomorrow. You don't
think we get there early.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
No one else would be there, but there's loads of
other idiots like me. I've got to get furniture and
then build it tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
What are you building?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
A couple of bookcases?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Actually the bookcases aren't too bad, and there's no covered doors.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
At least it's all bad. And they know there's also
something with covered doors. What do you call it?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
A media unit? Yeah, for the mother.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
And law and there's always one screw missing.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, Jackie boy, what are you into? What are you
giving a double thumbs up to?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
We watch? We had producer Reo at our house on
the weekend. The three of us sat down with my
wife and him to watch one day on Netflix. I
read the book, the David Nichols Book.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes, beautiful story sad.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
So we're two episodes in now to the show, so
don't say too much. But it's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's so really, really good. That two things I enjoyed.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Last weekend I saw Jason Statham's movie The Bee Keeper.
Jason Statham, we can all agree, is one of the
greatest actors of our time. Oh no, he he is
one of the greatest actors of our timely.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I don't know if you've seen the trail. I've only
seen the movie poster. But the poster is Jason Statham
turning into bees.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
He's not turning into bees. He is a former assassin
who's turners back on that very violent lifestyle and now
and lomer holds and bad people.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
He's not brought back into the assessin life. I hope.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
How do you guess these bad people made a very
miss big mistake. They knocked over his beehives. I'm not
even joking.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
They've got you and they're reverse into it, and I'm like,
you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Regret that, Heyhouns, you are going to not an accent.
They did it on purpose, They picked on the wrong
bee keeper. Plus right, this beekeeper, I've never seen anyone
who's got a back like that.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's got like traps and it's like normal beekeeper outfits.
They're all sort of bagging.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
It is made from Hugo Boss and.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I absolutely love it.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Beeping suit literally throughout the whole movie's mumbling stath and going,
I'm just a beekeeper.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Someone kicked over the hornet's nest.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
He gets confused because bees hornets don't make honey. He
keeps getting confused by the two different species, and I
googled an interview with him. He said he learned how
to be a bee keeper, but he keeps mumbling about
kicking over. Every other line is about some meta a
fall back to the queen.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Babe, want to someone kicked the hornet's nest and then
I'll find the queen. I'm just I just want to
make honey.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Two hours Vengeance Spree one of the best movies I've
seen the last couple years.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Seriously, ten out of ten. For me, I have to laugh.
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
It's so good, ten out of ten and the other
ten out of ten show I saw this week Love
an alien documentary.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Let me tell you this one real the alien prophets.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay, did they build the pyramids this time? Or what
are they doing?

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Not?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
This guy?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
This guy was taken up by a flying sorcerer in
France and he believes he came back down and the
aliens told him some great news.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
He's Jesus's brother. I'm not making this up. West.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
One's more about speaking for Jesus's brother.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I'm just Jesus brother a Wayne Christ Right. This guy
believe he's Jesus brother. And you watched the first episode
and somewhere it's like, okay, he's clearly channelings on it.
Second episode? What is about any of these people who
become prophets and cult leaders? Next thing, you know, he's
encouraging and not women may need him to get naked

(10:14):
and upsex with him.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Does it say that, Rayale? Did they have they emailed you?
Is there a pdia? What's thing? Anyway?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
You need to see that It's barely It's like it's
like an Adam Sandler movie, but it's an actual documentary.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
They are the alien prophet. Those are my double thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well. Christian Connell's show podcast.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Every Friday, on the Show Where You Knock Off Friday,
we ask you the best question a week What time
are you knocking off today?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
And then what are you watching this weekend? Jack?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
You have a big weekend and already there is Friday
night anxiety. You're going to go wear fourteen mates this weekend.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
This is what happens when you take a whole group
of guys away. The main event is on Saturday night. Right,
we got the big draft night, but the dark horse
is always the Friday night. The first night you get
somewhere is when all this is.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
A sect world. We're letting you into what men did
on that first night. Everyone's very excited. It's like a
fire that.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
An elastic bandage.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
It's almost like being back at school to calm the nurse.
People start power drinking and then it's just something. It's
like a Bucks night.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
And all these guys individually, lovely guys. There's something about
men and massive women around.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Lord, the Lord of the beer, and you peak too
soon and then you ruin it.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
It always has that.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
The biggest night is always that first night. Something needs
to happen tonight, otherwise the just be power drinking.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I see, I was, I was going to let them
free do what they want tonight. I'm obviously on the
kombuchas keeping it safe.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
No, no, no, you something needs to happen, either maybe
a poker night or play a movie.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
But something needs to happen.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Poking night doesn't necessarily soak up the drinking. I think
that encourages the drinking.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Something that you need to do something with me poke
though you've got to concentrate.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
So it's again it's engaging their front brain.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Otherwise you'll get their back sort of a million lad
brain being engaged and is then is basically it's a
giant roast and you'll.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Be laughing at another mate. But no, it will come
around to you.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
What about some kind of sports activity like I say,
we'll go.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
The beach, yay, and then we're gonna do We're gonna
make friendship bracelets, pizza toppings.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Well, making pizza is a good way to soak up time.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Actually, sports a good idea because you'll be blowing off stain.
That's what it is, isn't it spoken.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Like a momth Perhaps you don't know what it's like.
They're not going to turn up tonight. Lord of them
probably had a hard week at work. They're gonna throw
down the bags. They're gonna go where are the beers?
And we're going to go for more coffee and then
you're gonna go f off.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Now we're not.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I thought we'd pack a nice little bas kid, take
the picnic blanket down to the beach. Everyone can have
one drink each.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
All right, let's get a Jody here. Good morning, Jody,
Good morning, question, Good morning Jody. Welcome to the show.
So knock off Friday. What's time you're knocking off today?

Speaker 6 (13:06):
I am knocking off at one o'clock today.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
And then what's the highlight for you? What are you
looking forward to? What's Jody's weekend?

Speaker 5 (13:12):
I am fun raising for the Cancer Council tonight at
a car show in Lara as part of the Shipbox Rally.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Oh brilliant, good on you, great charity, great cause and
the Shipbox Rally. If people don't know what this is,
I think they could probably guess on the title, but
tell them a bit more detail.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
So the Shipbox rally.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
I have to drive a car that is valued at
less than fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Oh, we've got one for you. We can go the
keys to our not golden holding.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
I thought about calling about my el and donating.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
It, but I'm going to donate it to the cancer
Cancel at the end of the rally.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh good on you, Jody. Yeah, lovely idea. And so
what's your car? What have you got? What's your shipbox?

Speaker 7 (13:50):
I've got a nineteen ninety eight el Ford Felcon that
I'm hoping will last to the end of the rally.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
So is it in a worse state you think than
our Golden Holden that needs about thirty dollars worth of
repairs at the moment.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Absolutely not. So far spent about eight hundred dollars and
she's almost on the road.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
And people want to sponsor you. Sorry, I'm gonna emotional. Hey,
people don't sponsor you. Where can they do that, Jody?

Speaker 6 (14:12):
They can do it through the Facebook page which is
Storm's Shipbox Rally Winter twenty twenty.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
Four, or if they go to box rallies and search storms.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
I will pop up there.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
All right, We're put all this on our Facebook page
and Instagram as well.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Hey enjoy this weekend. I'm good on you, Jody, Thank
you having wonderful weekend.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
On Friday, will be asking what some of you knocking
off today and what is the highlight for you this
weekend like Jody doing the shipbox rally in Lara. Tonight,
we have our mystery for all callers that call us,
we have our mystery prize of the week.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yes we do.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Last week it was the Bunning sun Hat sun Hat.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
The week before the Milky Feet from Chemists Warehouse. And
because I've been talking about kombucha so much this week,
look who's looking after us? The prize of the week
Remedy kombucha.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Provided these You have that free dinner you went to
at Attica.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
You going to do with this this week?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Put in front of me complete coincident.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
No cases of staying with the Kombucher corporation.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
So the star price is a small can of kombucher.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Now you get a whole I guess you get a whole.
Slam up. It is up over the week twenty four
cans of your own.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Butcher min God turn it to be the start of
any party.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
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Speaker 4 (15:41):
On Friday, what time do you knock off today? And
want us a highlight for you this weekend? Jim, good
morning morning Christian.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Jack and Petri and how are we this morning? We
need to embody your energy.

Speaker 9 (15:53):
Man is five o'clock walking down the beach working away.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
What's a bit Jef and Jimmy been clearing the beaches
for everyone?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 9 (16:04):
We work down Altana. We have sand beach and we've
been beach sixty so we've got a giant machine game
up and down the beach picking up all the rubbish.
And I sit there and make sure that nobody gets
run over.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
No, that's very good at you. Well don't Jim, so
keep out of the job that I'd say that's a
good work. I always stay with this show. No one
got mowed down.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
By and now there are people usually landing on the
beach at this time.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
No, thank god. And Jim, what are you up to
this weekend?

Speaker 9 (16:32):
Well, I knock off at one point thirty, going straight
to bed till about six o'clock getting on a scooter
going to the Pink concert with my son in law
and two granddaughters. I'm going to have a ball today.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
What a great night you're all going to have? I know.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah, everyone's talking about Taylor over in Sydney. Pinks here
at Marvel That sure pink for you.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
And have you seen it before?

Speaker 10 (16:54):
No?

Speaker 9 (16:54):
I have, but this is my first time, so I
can't wait.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh my god. She puts on a hell of a show.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
I know she's got the ultrapiece packed up, ship that over,
she's done with all that, and I was sick of
that flipping.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
She's up there, she never got down.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
She lives up there like the Phantom of the Opera
in the rafters.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Of my stadium. Well, doim enjoy the show? Tonight be
true New Jimbo.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Holly, Good morning, Holly, good morning. Hello, Hello, honey, welcome
to the show. So what's time you're knocking off today?

Speaker 8 (17:30):
Four five o'clock?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah? And then what are you up to this weekend? Holly?

Speaker 8 (17:34):
I'm going to the morning to the hot spring.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I got to the hotsprings lovely. And why are you
going with some friends or.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
I'm just going with a girlfriend just to get away.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
I just got to.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Sorry, we're just going to kind of relax and papers up,
probably just check out people in a spa. Really wow, I.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Didn't know was that going to five week? Is it
a themed weeket?

Speaker 8 (18:02):
I mean, I'm not twenty one anymore, you know. I
mean I feel like an aged woman.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
I'm thirty three years old.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Now that that's how to get a guys.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
I'm an aged woman. I'm a holly.

Speaker 8 (18:13):
Guh Okay, I no insult twenty one, RIGHTCHD. But it's
just you know, my youth isn't quite there.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
So no, you sell yourself as a cougar.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Don't underratee say, yeah, there's nothing more positive than selling
yourself as a cougar. Perhaps you're quite right, go team cougar. Yeah, well, okay,
you signing off on that? Okay. I hope you have
a lovely weekend down there. And I don't know whether
you're meant to say congratulations when someone says they've got divorced,
because I'm hoping that it's a good thing for you.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
It is.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
So is it is it appropriate for me to say
congratulations when you've got divorced?

Speaker 6 (18:51):
I think it's definitely appropriate.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't know whether to say I'm sort of here
that when it might not be it might be a
good thing.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Be a good thing.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
I think it's excellent if people have made an incising
decision to separate. Then anyone who makes a decision that
should be.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
You know, compliment there and say well done for making
a decision.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
It's sad that you had to separate.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
The congratulations.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Do you know what? Then I'm going to break my
own line of greeting cards.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Great news, you've got a divorce. I hated that guy.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
We did.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Honey, have a lovely weekend of the hot Springs. Thank you,
and let's get Darren on here.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Good morning, Darren, go more in Christian Dragon plans.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Say down here, you've got a great weekend you're looking
forward to. So what's happening?

Speaker 11 (19:33):
Oh I do. I'm playing a knock off around lunchtime
today from work. We're going to head into Side Vincent's
Hospital and pick up a new little baby who's being
in special care for three weeks because he's done a
little bit early. So but he's all good.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
What's your son's name, Billy Belly, great name? And how's
your wife?

Speaker 11 (19:54):
Yeah? Good, she's doing really, really well. She's had a
little bit up and down.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
But it must have been a scare time for all.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
It was.

Speaker 11 (20:02):
Yeah, it was very, very very emotional when got the
phone called to say waters are broken and that was
at thirty three in a bit weeks and what's going on?
This is too early? But it all worked out. Yeah,
perfect is you come out at thirty four weeks and
one day and fought and fit, just had to learn
how to feed in a special care nursery. The Midwatch
in St. Vincent have been absolutely amazing and taking a

(20:25):
bit best care of him and asked, oh.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah, amazing weekend and so got up, but you can't
wait to go and bring everyone home today and showed
Billy his new home.

Speaker 11 (20:36):
Yeah. Yeah, it's been been a long three weeks in
and out of the hospital all the time, as you put,
a little bit emotional about it, but yeah right, that's yeah,
really really looking forward to it. It is her first
first child.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
So yeah, well listen, I'm glad that your your wife
is is very well and what a miracle.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Then, so you're bringing your son Billy back home today.

Speaker 11 (20:58):
Yeah, we're rooming in there tonight. Then he gets to
come home tomorrow over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah right, and now tell me this down and obviously
your wife's beIN away. Is the house spotless? Is everything ready?
Have you got everything ready for her return?

Speaker 11 (21:11):
It is yes, because the mother has been down as well,
mother in law and helping it out and with trainsiting
in and out at the hospital.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
And another way he didn't really answer that. In other words,
you've had the old mother in law that has a
bit of dust over there. That's I just want this
place to look right mother in law. Okay, so put
you back into that. Let's whybe get that mop back out?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Still a bit of mine in the shower right in
the corner.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
You will notice this, you know what she's like, and
Biddy will see it too. This is all going to run,
smooth thing, Darren. I wish you all the best coming
home today with Billy over the weekend.

Speaker 11 (21:43):
Yeah, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
All right, thanks you co mate. Lo's of love all right,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
By the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
So the start of last week, we took hold of
our holding. I said a couple of weeks ago, we'd
really love to buy a holden from one of you,
an old one, and then do it up and give
it away. We got a very old Holden one that
was not roadworthy, and actually we found out within a
couple of days and he's about thirty thousand, thirty thousand

(22:11):
dollars worth of repairs.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
It's a new car.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Let's be honest, right, they're building a new car, thirty
thousand dollars worth of repairs, and it's a beautiful two
thousand and two. It will be a beautiful two thousand
and two golden Holden that you can win. I'll tell
you how in a minute. Yesterday afternoon, I got a
call from a breathless and very concerned producer Kaiden.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yes, what happened?

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Any phone call that begins, Yeah, it scordy to bother.
You just want to get you across a situation. I'm like, I,
s is it the car?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
It turns out that obviously putting things a part of that,
and then it's a lot worse than we thought.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Well, even worse than thirty to forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
No, it's not just that, it's a time involved.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
I got to say thank you, thank God, and thank
you to Adam and the team at ACM parts. They're
actually bringing they're actually counseled weekend plan. Oh my god,
to work all weekend on this car that we can
get into. I want the winner to be a shore bolloway.
I don't who the winner is yet. By the way,
this is going to be road will be very very safe.
But he's bringing people at the weekend because they're up

(23:12):
against the deadline. We want to give it away next Friday.
But this car is it's unraffling. So thank you very
much to Adam and the team at ACIM Parts. Also
thank you very much to tire Pawer who have probably
heard the show this week and how we really do
need a lot of help Tire Power providing the tires
and hopefully some free ties to give away to you

(23:32):
guys next week on the show. All right, so the
way you're going to win this amazing car is you
have to sing put your own words at thirty seconds
sixty seconds, your own words to any song about why
you'd love the hold them Yesterday we kick this off
right and Rio does all the songs on the show
very very gifted. They're brilliant. However, this is this first
clang of the year. Did this sing to win win

(23:57):
a car? Put the rim no rev And that's where
we must say goodbye, put the REVV no petrol head?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Does that you have a Jamie Coxon ferrari.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Of what that song?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I think yes, so we have a brand new one.
Let's play it.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Hey, can you see a car?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
You might win?

Speaker 12 (24:26):
It cost a fortune to repair.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Got DC covers for the Chas.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Christiana song We're a holder. The engine turns on and
it's gold. This is great and then listen.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
All right, carri Okey is open for your songs this weekend.
Head to the Christian o'connells show dot com dot au.
We have it only opened yesterday at the end of
the show yesterday morning, so thank you very much for
the people who have rushed to actually pen their own
words and brilliant lyrics have come in. It is a
singing competition, but it definitely is not a singing competition.

(25:08):
This is not Australian idol. Whoever wins this, it's going
to be passionate, someone that makes a smile, makes our
hearts crack open. I'm not sure it's going to be
this guy. All right, I'm just going to say that
early on, but I love this one. This is Rob
Vegas apparently that's his name. Okay, already we know we're
dealing with a legend. He's his own version of beat

(25:30):
It by Michael Jackson. Is this the image of Rob
in an apartment doing this yesterday? Sounds like he's a
couple of beers.

Speaker 13 (25:37):
Thank you, Rob, Golden holding, Golden Holding, pump up the tires,
bell with you if you don't like it, a period
of fool Golden holden, you can't beat it.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I love it, Rob, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
That's all you can really say.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
And let's go now to Billy Joel Classic Uptown Girl
covered by Joanne Patterson. Not a singing competition, Golden Holding,
you've been gying on the pen Michelo thanks to Christian
Spectac Guela.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
And as long as no one sings a bit song,
you'll be cruising around the dandy.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
No, we can leave it here, we can leave it here,
we can leave it here.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
It's not a singing competition.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
The energy and the passion was very very good there,
all right, this is great from hell of names on
people coming through. Russell Eagle, the Gambler his RSUs of
the Gambler by Kenny Rogers.

Speaker 10 (26:52):
On a warm summer morning on a road Melbourne, A
tunity gold one of four point three. The volume wasn't flaring,
the sound was really harmless. Then the music ended. Christian
began to speak. He said, team, I've got a dream.

(27:16):
I'd like to find a holding, a classic cars vehicle,
you know, one that never died. We need to put
it out there, get people to check his faces for
If it's got a holding, we can talk fright.

Speaker 14 (27:34):
You've got an old golden holding. I'd like to own one.
My kid is on his elder would be fun if
he had a holding.

Speaker 10 (27:48):
That is rebuilt from the ground up by the time
he gets his license with the car we on.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
This is so good.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
The rest of your lyrics, Russell Eagle are outstanding on
day one is very good. The great thing when we
do these competitions before with you guys, and sometimes you're
really surprised us like this entry.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Right, you could maybe brainstorm what songs they're going to
do that they're.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Here on this station. He loves from the eighties and nineties.
I never thought we get one from a musical. The
brilliance on pure imagination from Willy Wonkam covered so well
right now by someone who does a time waste every
morning with his mum Sonia, Deacon Causer, this is brilliant.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Have you listened to this pure imagination?

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Come with me.

Speaker 13 (28:31):
And you'll be.

Speaker 15 (28:34):
On your way to win a golden hold.

Speaker 12 (28:38):
And take a look.

Speaker 10 (28:42):
And marvel at the side of.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
A golden holden.

Speaker 15 (28:49):
First film, stall some fluffy dice and get up five CD,
start a two thousand, make the break well de fine
and well polished.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Thank you very much, Deacon. All right, you've got time
over the weekend. Enter this.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
It's going to be one next week on the show.
Head to the Christian o'connellshow dot com dot au. Good
luck and thank you Christian Connell Show podcast. Yes, so
they had to my seventeen year old daughter to a
specialist dentist who does wisdom teeth, and she we took
alonger X ray. She's got to have all four of
her wisdom teeth out right. They're starting to cut through.

(29:34):
It's not a paying year twelve. So we go and
see this guy and he's the guy I took one
of mine out last year, and and he goes, yeah,
he's got to come out yep, lo the pain, and
he goes, really, got two choices. You can do it
during the school holidays. Let's disruptive for year twelve, or
you can do it. You know you need a couple
of days of school though, and stuff like that. So
I my wife was away, so I took her, and

(29:56):
so we had this choice, and I thought, my Easter break.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Looking after a kid.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Ice cream year twelve.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Ways, it's warming up at the moment, and March is
warming up a bit more, and she's like, I don't
want to be doing it over the school holidays. It
feels like it's a it's only a couple of days
of school and you can do some work at home.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
They can say how much work you will get done
at home.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Wife comes back yesterday and she's like, well done, Chris,
I'm holding the fort this week and booking Lewis in
the hospital. I've sort of that because she's gonna have
an anesthetic, and she just goes when is it? And
I give her the day she goes, But that's not
on the school break.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Why have you done this? And then I said to
her already asked do you want the Easter break? We're
going up to Port Douglas. You want to be out
there with that kid moaning about the jewel?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
She goes, no, he's not a right decision. Okay, it's
easy that we did. That's not ruined everybody's easter. About that,
Jackie boy, what's going on with your Gorge's litt two
year old? He's a couple of weeks away now.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
From his birthday.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
I'm often coming up against new behaviors, and I always
wonder if you guys went through this in New York
kids at the same age. The new one this week
is fake crying, where he knows that crying is the
thing that gets him attention, so he starts to do
it when he's not even sad. But his fate cry
compared to his real clothes is.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
So crocodile ches it's making.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
We know you're faking. That's so bad. At least try harder.
There's no tears, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
And what's he doing when he can't get his own work?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Just any now? He wants it for anything, So if
he can't reach something or people aren't paying attention to him.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh and Patsy, what's happening with you? And they wear
be love God?

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Oh well, you know last night we we thought we'd
have a bit of ice cream for a treat with
some ice magic for dessert. Only when I opened up
the ice cream, there's like chunks of potato crisps in there.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Oh god, not from loved Crash.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
He even has done this to the ice cream.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
And it's not one of those special Ben and Jerry's
where they throw a whole lot of stuff in there.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Meant to be in the plain old vanilla, just plain vanilla.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
So that was very clear to see, like a Doritos
and scooped ice cream out.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Anyway, Chris, it was and May was not me, don't
look at me. And Audery goes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
It was me.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Actually, I like to use it like a dip.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
It's so hard you're going to break. They don't have
a lot of strength whatever.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Even the ruffles would be a bit stronger, not enough
to go up against.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
So you're going to get a lot of fragments and
collateral damage in your ice cream.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Should say it it's like something from hard rock. It's
just And I said, if you do that, like put
it in a bowl and then you can dip it
in the bottle, don't use the whole container. That's just
that's disgusting, fatty.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Honestly, kids, I caught my daughter the ad to still
swigging from the the OJ drink. And I've been telling
off of that for about eleven years and she shows
no sign of ever changing that.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Christian Connell's show podcast, we.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Give you a theme. You pick all the music from
eight o'clock this morning until night. So the last hour,
all the songs are picked by you.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour.
Oh nick nick nig nick nig nig naked our naked hour.

Speaker 14 (33:19):
Oh nig nig.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Nig naked our naked hour.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
All right, Patsy, the theme this week this morning is
songs with an animal in the title.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Songs with an animal in the title, so it can
be extinct.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Correct, you need to determine that. Okay, I'm going to
go Boom boom acoaka Boom Boom Walk. The Dinosaur was
not was gray song.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
This is a good tune. And this came out in
late eighties. I remember I brought the album not a
great album.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
This is the only good thing on it. But the
album was good. I'm pretty sure called what Up Dog?

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Versions in the.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Queen with TEETHA Yeah, this is a great song. Jackie boy,
what are you going the song with an animal in
the title.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
I'm going to use a Tee Paint cover of Black
Sabbath Swar Pigs, and I'll tell you why I heard
this this week Tea Paint, who is famous for auto tuning. Right,
he was a hip hop R and B star ten
fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Ago who saw Pineers.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
This is him his original songs where he's got the
heavy auto tune.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
On question.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Song. Yesterday it was pain.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Out of Nowhere. This week I'm scrolling and I come
across a live version of War Pigs that he does
without auto tune. And he has an amazing voice.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Wow, it's like a big soul boy, just.

Speaker 12 (35:02):
Like it's just said.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh why is that blood destruction?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Faster?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Awesome cover version. I want to hear more of that.
I've gone for Wild Horses by the Stones.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
All right, what songs you have to play from a
you got this morning?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
It's got to have an animal in the title. Nine
four one four, one oh four three.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
We'll go to you calls next.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
So the thing this morning for the last hour of
the Naked Hour, we will give you a theme. You
pick all the songs the songs were an animal in
the title and I am stunned ten minutes ago I
set this up. No darrel breathwaite horses, This is come
on Australia, This is on Australia.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
How one of you wants to hear this?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Jaran Jaranne hungry not the wolf, Christian, this song always
reminds me of my dad. You're talking about songs that
remind your parents. Earlier this week it's this for me,
a mild man that there's this.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Gray So yeah, all right, let's go to the lines.
So we've got them. So it's songs with an animal
in the title. Who got here? Michelle?

Speaker 6 (36:38):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
So is there two of you? Yes, there's two of us.

Speaker 7 (36:42):
We've got myself and Robinson.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Hello Robinson, Hello, that are reluctant teenager trapped in the car.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, exactly right, Yeah, yeah, he sounds real happy to
be involved in this.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Oh, let me guess fifteen six? Oh wow, wow, that's
how that big old voice is kicked in. Hello Robinson,
don't worry, we get this all over with quickly.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
And Michelle, what do you want to hear you? And Robinson?

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Who let the dogs out?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Wow? We we have played this before, and about thirty
seconds in regretted it.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, how quickly we forget because I was thinking this
is going to start the day.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
No be strong team, No, no request for down breaking
break horses. But Bahaman's coming in thinking fast. Michelle and
Robinson have a lovely weekend. Thanksgiving us a call.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Take care Robinson. They are Jack.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
Good morning, Good morning Christian, the Tiger, Bye Survivor.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I'm surprised this radio station doesn't play this.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
What do you reckon? You more Madonna? Or I have
the Tiger.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
It's he's got it covered. It is a good song, though.
Chat Let go to Catherine. Good morning Catherine, Good morning Christian.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
I would love for you to play were Wolves of
London warrens.

Speaker 12 (38:25):
I love this song, great song, worls London.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Kathy, you found a Warren Zevon and we just love
this song.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Just love this song.

Speaker 10 (38:44):
Great play in the car, yea.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
His voice is got.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Adam Sandler vibes to me.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Can you play the sound day Warren Zevon?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Is it was a great artist, Adam sand.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
I did. It's the howling, isn't it the sad man
would do? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
All right, Katherine, I think we might have to play
that have a lovely weekend. Thanks for calling the show.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Melissa, Hey, guys, how are you?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah? Good? Melissa? What do you want us to play?

Speaker 8 (39:14):
I would like you to play the fifty two rock
rob stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I haven't heard this agent brighter.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Mark, good morning, Good morning guys, are yeah, I'm good,
You've had a good week? Mark? What do you want
us to play?

Speaker 6 (39:38):
A Horse with No Name by America?

Speaker 10 (39:41):
You see, I've been to do the Desert's good.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
To be out? A great song.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
One you know pain?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
That's my favorite bites song, A little Loveabies have grown
ups love the song?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Mark, great suggestion. Thank you very much. Let's go to
Melissa now, Melissa, good morning, good morning. All right, what
do you think we've got to place? Could I have
an animal in the title?

Speaker 6 (40:17):
I would love to hear I'll put this garden buy
the Beatles.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Picad never heard this song, so first play for her.
Let's thank you very much. So let's say let's go
to Steph Morning, Steph, Hi, Steph? What are we doing here?

(40:44):
What do you want to ask to play?

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Are the love Cats.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Like who Let the Dogs Out? We will regret that
in thirty second.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Oh no, that was a great song.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
No, no, no, Linda, good morning, Hi, Hey you going.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I'm good Linda. What's a great song to play?

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Let's go with Nellie Satado.

Speaker 12 (41:11):
I'm like a bird.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Oh my god. Yes, now we're talking.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Always a good time when Fatados is here. She's on
this week in music, I think as well.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
No, it's the bass player and the triangle guy and
the player was on the goffin spill.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yes, you gotta play this, devine. You're gonna play this
your next our. Okay, Linda, nice one, Thanks so much.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
I have a great day book.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Before you head into your weekends, why don't you get
rid of release the dumb, stupid, idiotic thing you did
this week?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
We are Why are you a genius this week? Genius?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Smart Einstein Genius of the week.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
My daughter and her fiance they lost power up, drove
forty minutes to stay over, and cooked their meal, only
to realize they had a guess oven. And so I
own air pods and I could keep hearing you banging
in them, and I took them to jab High Fi.
I had a warranty two weeks later, it was happening
again and my earrings were banging onto their ip.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I got two ovens at home.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
I put the lower oven on, put the meals in
the top oven, write them down ten minutes, put the meloves.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Out, still cold. All right? So, Patsy, why are you
a genius this week?

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Do you know what I did last night? Audrey went
to theater school last night and I was half asleep
but had a really big day. I've been out in
the afternoon and I looked down at my feet as
I was walking back to the car. I had two
different thongs on.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
One was start a new thing of two different shoes on,
one in each foot. Great if you can't decide, not even.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Like similar in style. One was white with a buckle
and the other was black.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Have you got crooks yet, pats I will never never.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
I saw a photo of the Weekend right, and I
remember we were talking about crocs on the show, and
all you did said, well, my wife has them, and
you joined in the ribbon.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I saw folks at the weekend and you were crocked up.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I got them for Christmas. I've changed my mind completely.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Sweaty comfortable, Please tell me you don't wear them outside
of the house in the.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Wild, pats the public.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
They're packed in my bag for this weekend.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Oh jack, No, my god, that tonight those hanging out
stinky old sweat shoes.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Rethink I might bethinking. I will put my leader of
blood on it.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
I'll never wear.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Awful shoes if I see a guy, and that might
judge like, good god man, someone who's given up hope.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yes, I've been in dispute with Taylor Swift's official website
right since Christmas.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I ordered something like in November she released this sort
of a limited edition final right her version of nineteen
eighty nine, and I thought it was going to be
shipped in from America, and so I thought it might
not come in time for Christmas, Okay, because it was
only released in the middle of November. It turned up
right in January, and I said to Lewis, Look, it's
this limited edition vinyl. There was only like a set

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number of pressings of it. And it's also got this
special sort of film cell shelf that you put it
on so you open up the gate for anyway. All
that turned up was the shelf, but no album. So
I keep emailing, then go where's the album?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Or we've got that?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
They keep going this was your order. I've only finally
realized last week. All I ordered with the shelves no Albumbrary,
February twenty fifth.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Yeah, we can't get the album anymore? Can you accept?

Speaker 4 (44:48):
When you realize, when are you going to mention she's
got this two sad tayor swimt shellves with no album
for them, She's never going to happen.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Do you right back to the email, because when you
realize you're wrong, when you scroll out to human may concern,
I'm still waiting.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yes, she how could your company? If Taylor you about this?
She's here? Where's the album?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Then you realize you're all just go quiet, real quiet.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Real quiet.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
I shoved all the correspondence into trash. Don't want to
see it in my inbox there ugly?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
All right?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Well Christian Connell's show podcast.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
All right, so we're looking for your stories out. Why
are you a genius this week? What did you get wrong? Jody?
Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you? I'm good Jody,
welcome to the show, and welcome to Genius of the Week.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
Thank you, I'm your genius of the week for sure.
I called my bank and was on hold for ages.
Finally got through only so then after a couple of
minutes my phone went flat. So I then continued to
run down my hallway to my bedroom and thank you.
I'm so sorry my phone ships gone flat. I'll just

(45:58):
plug it in quickly, little boots straight back up.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
One a nightment.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
It takes so long to get someone to speech, so
it's when you've got to go back through that the
system again you've gained it should be.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
There should be an honesty button when you call to say, hey,
I have been through one all day, Please put me straight.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
That's so cruel. Got to play the game again, Jody,
Thank you very much. You cool mate. You're definitely a
genius of the week.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
Thanks Christian, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
And you Alex. Good morning, Good morning Christian and team.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
How are you this morning, Alex?

Speaker 11 (46:32):
How are you very well?

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Thanks? So my genius of the week was a couple
of weeks ago. I was early in the morning, about
four am. So I've got love.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Alex.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Alex, Alex, you're just breaking up. I don't know if
you're moving around, mate, but we're having trouble hearing min.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
That's that's much better. Yes, stay right there.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
I got up at four o'clock in the morning, grabbed
all my staff, head to work and scrambling around from
my went to unload my car and to message my wife.
Decided I was at work, and to realize that I
picked up the remote control of my ol TV instead
of my phone. So my phone was at home and

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my remote control was with me at work.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Not that similar.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
But I guess if you're tied and you just did
a rush, you picked something that you think.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Yeah, so I had my wife to bring my phone
down and she had to take the remote home.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
It's such a pain when you ask your partner to
bring your phone somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Doing that job, she killed me. I have a nice weekend,
you too.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Take care you guys.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Angie, Hi guys, Angie. Okay, what are you genius of
the week?

Speaker 15 (47:49):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (47:49):
Well, I'm actually selling my house and auctions tomorrow. But
I had an open for an inspection during the week
and I forgot to take my bra off the clothesline.
But the thing is, when I put my bra on
the clothesline, I stick to oranges just to keep the
shape of the perkiness of the bar right, Yeah, it

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just keeps them shaped. So I was really embarrassed because
when I came home for the after the inspection, the
real estate agent and Mark from Barry Plant or Mary.
He's going to kill me. He asked me if I
had a juicer for the oranges.

Speaker 12 (48:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (48:34):
So the poor boy's never going to eat oranges again.

Speaker 13 (48:38):
So, Kristen, what I mean if I was.

Speaker 8 (48:41):
Twenty years old, I mean I could have had the kinis.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
It was just so.

Speaker 8 (48:47):
Embarrassing this poor guy. I was just standing there at
the door just looking at me smiling when I walked.
Bloody hell. You know they could you put oranges in
your bras?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
And thank you very much for story mate. Good luck
with the with the auction tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (49:06):
Yeah, come down to buy it.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I've seen it's a lovely house. One of our producers
had a little sneak peek.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
It's lovely. It is that hot tubb or what chikoozie
got there? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (49:14):
Yeah, it was a nice say the.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Spar How about their oranges? All right? Good luck.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Today is National.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
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pick up all it's a Tall Friday, National Tall Cool Friday,
all over Australia.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Tall Friday Today. We're looking for your tall celebrities.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
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what are the five favorite tools?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
All right? Tool celebrities? Who's on stage at all?

Speaker 4 (49:59):
For best Britney Plyers, Britney Plyers like Britney Spears should have.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Done like Britney Sick of Tears or something.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
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I am silver, too much of the same from spread
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Speaker 2 (50:30):
A g clamp. What have you got, Jackie boy, Tall celebrities.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
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Speaker 2 (50:36):
Oh yeah, obvious, silver, yeah, so obvious.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I've got the least singer of guns and roses, Hacksaw
Rose that is good gold, Dame Judy Wrench gold plus
and McCaulay Corker for a corking guy.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Cooky Yeah yeah, silver plus. All right, what have you
got then, your tall celebrities?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Jack you're ready to mark, Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Oh, let's open up that tool drawer, Hugh Jackhammer bronze,
Prince Philip's Head screwdriver.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Rehammer.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Oh, that's good.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
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like it though, Mark.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
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instead of Rita Aura makita.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
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Speaker 2 (51:58):
Leonardo Dladerio. That's my that's my personal favorite so far.
I know, I love that. Richard. That's great, Barrow Manilow
like a Wilburrow.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
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w W D fourty bronze, Antonio Bansaurus silver, Adam Screwdriver

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silver plus Sonia and Deacon Ladder Gaga gold, Mkayla that's
very good. And Snoop Chisel bronze. Al right, who's winning
the fueld voucher?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
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Speaker 1 (52:44):
Now you're listening to the Christian o'cyl Show podcast,