FULL: Shaving for Ed

Vale Ozzy Osbourne, Mid Week Scores, Oasis Update, One question you would ask the Gallaghers, Not Going In Like This, What Are The Odds and The Timewaster! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I Heeart podcasts. You can hear more gold one I
four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the
free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Got anything good?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Wow, we I mean, we knew, we knew there was
going to be tension. You bring a fox into the
hen house and you can work out who's the fox
and who's the hens. Feathers have been ruffled.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
No, she's not playing playing.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Nice for a couple of days, but now the elbows
have come out, Alex, who's the boss? Yeah? Yeah, now
you know on day three betweena Jones and Alex, do
you remember this time yesterday? Mate? She was saying to
you yesterday, hey, if you could just be a bit
cooler how you end the sport, you know, because it
does sound a bit dismiss if how you are and
then there's dismissive, and then there's Patsy who presses the

(01:06):
ones and twos. That's a mistake. As Alex is professionally
trying to wrap up the end of his sports bulletin
a few minutes ago, and.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Australia is up against the West in these in the
second T twenty this morning that's.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Wow, oh wow, the old F twelve button peraps.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Was it the old?

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Sorry, but it's just you know, it's just I'm on
auto piloting here at this hour of the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I never heard you deal with your own sports bullet true.
I mean, we've tried to a couple of times benudible
sports clips of coaches interviewed under toilet doors.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
And I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I like and also just it sounds really professional just
hearing the old So sorry about that, Alex dismiss him again.
So sorry that live on air. Yeah, just so sorry
about that. Don't mind me better out than sorry about
that album. Stay classy, san Diego.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I have worked in commercial television, so you know, my
back was like a pincushion.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
For a while there, so I'm used to this stuff.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, well then you understand, but it won't be like
your back here. What Patsy does is the front. She's
no hiten assassin. She wants to see you in the
eyes as she chokes you out and sends you to
the dark world. Good morning, Melbourne and one big happy family.
We are one big happy family. We are now Actually

(02:26):
some sad news, really sad news, but actually a kind
of sweet news as well. The great Ossi Osbourne has
passed away. But I'll say this about Ozzy Osbourne. That
guy was a mold breaker and he went out on
his own terms. He knew he was dying, and he's
had a really rough last couple of years as well,
but he still managed to put together a farewell concert
not that long ago, in the last two weeks in

(02:47):
his home city of Birmingham in the UK, which is
an incredible way to go out.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Oh, wouldn't you love to go out like that?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, and have an interviewed Ossie as well. And you
know a lot of people talk today about him and
Black Sabbath and you know, basically handing out the blueprints
and creating heavy metal and then obviously many many years later,
no one saw that they would then the Osbourne's invent
reality TV just to.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Love the osborne That's such a good show.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
There wasn't People don't realize because it's wall to all
reality TV now, there was a day when there was
the first time we ever saw a show like that,
and that was The Osborne's and Ozzy, who gave himself
the name the Prince of Darkness, suddenly came into the
light as a shuffling dad. That's what my meraal joy
of Ozzi is of a beloved dad who just loves

(03:32):
staying at home.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Watching Kelly in his road, trying to find.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
The remote, yelling at shup. He could never find the remote,
like any other schlebby dad. Wasn't this the guy that
d a bad On's day? Yes, not once, not twice,
and I'd have a raby shot yet quite quite a
life from the Prince of darkness, but a real, real
one off, an incredible guy, yeah, real legend. Was lucky
to interview Ozzie as well a couple of times and

(03:57):
showing and his son Jackie's got very big, loving family
as well with Kelly jack and I think it's about
six or seven kids. It's a really big family. Yeah. Yeah.
And the other thing with Ozzie is very very very
very funny guy. Oh my god, yeah, really funny guy.
I remember saying, Shian, what do you do for hobby?
Because on the Osborns this I think I'm even like

(04:17):
two thousand and three, two thousand and four, when the
Osborn's I think was like first or second season, so
we all knew, now what He's like at home, you know,
it really is just shuffing around, shuffing. He was just like,
you couldn't help but love the guy, right, Brits of
Darkness then say this is his dad in his robe
and his slides. He goes, he goes, what I love
to do is I shoot drones. And obviously now we

(04:39):
know what drones are, right, but obviously living in Beverly Hills,
I didn't really know what he meant. He goes to
all these TMZ and all these press reporters. This is
what I was like. Twenty years ago, they fly these
things called drones. Drones weren't the thing. Now kids buy drones.
They used to be more expensive, and it was Hollywood reporter.
He said they were just it just be sat in
his garden, or they'll be having lunch and something. This says.

(05:02):
And there's people like his in his backyard filming him. Right.
So obviously said he had this baby gun evan of
the high powered ones, and he said some illegal ones,
Prince of Darkness, and he would shoot them out the
sky did have the audacity to sue him for damages,
and he goes, I would willingly cut them checks. He
goes I was shooting. It's like sort of target practice.

(05:23):
There he goes. I will take now and one or
two a day. It's the most fun. And then I
was talking about is incredible relationship with Sharon, and he
said that sometimes he goes. Sharon does everything for me.
She saved my life. She's his manager. You know, she's
such a powerhouse. She goes sometimes before he does TV work,
she will iron his hair. Oh, now, I just presume
he meant as a Joe. And then I saw today,

(05:46):
out of all the tributes of her, there's a picture
of Ozzie with his head on an mining board. Sharon
actually iron because he had He's got he had, Sorry,
he gets used to him not being aknife. He had
very frizzy, big hair. I thought it was a Joe.
I saw a photo right. I took a screenshot of
it because it says to me, that's what love is.
Do you love some enough where you all iron their hair.

(06:06):
I'm not saying it's the safest way to do it, obviously,
I'm guessing it was many decades ago before they were
like GHD.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Yeah, straighteners.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Anyway, later on this morning, at seven, we're going to
play some black Sabbath.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
This ain't that Christian O'Connell show gone podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
No, by the way, to mark the passing of the
man who invented heavy metal, Ossy Osborne. Then going straight
into and Sink and Bye Bye Bye. There's a strange
It's not that it's not the right song to go to,
but yet they're saying bye bye bye. It goes. It's
a tribute from and Sink to the Prince of Darkness.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
J was a big god.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
They just want to give it back to the ozmaster
of ozvest. Wow, it's fifteen minutes past six. Good morning,
Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show on Gold. So yesterday
Pats I did something that many women have had to do.
I found out just how cold that jelly is when
you have an ultrasound. I actually go and have an ultrasound. Yes,
now I've got some infection. I had to go and

(07:07):
have an ultrasound on my kidnas. And so I just
presume that they warm that stuff up, you know, like
when they have the warm massage oil. They've got that.
Look at the hot star warms. Yes, his eyes cold,
isn't it?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
It's very cold.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
There's there's no there's no warm now.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
And it's just straight on the skin.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's it's just I'm rubbed on, my god cold.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
And then they like mushed around things, just spreads the coldness.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yes, yes, how did you go though?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Were you bright?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well? When I went in there, I went, you know,
in this small, intimate, little space, and it was a
lovely lady that did it as well, who's been doing
ultrasound and radiology for thirty one years, and so I
felt like, oh, oh, if there's anything, she'll work it out.
It's like when you the pilot. It's old, but I
want an old pilot who's got some runs under the side.
So I go. It's a very small space and I

(07:57):
can't have but see it's just a the table that
i'm to line's got that sort of paper they rolled out,
you know, and I can't see obviously the kidney's I
just I've been like face down a shield. But the
little skinner side yeah yeah, yeah. One of their Louise
L five is really you know, just jamming in it.
But it'll put an elbow when while you're looking for stuff.

(08:18):
I just thought i'd be there'd be a hole and
i'd be put my faces something and so I said
to how does it work? Do I line face that?
She no, no, no, she goes, No, it's lining back.
First of all, we have a look on the bladder
and then you just line your side. And I went
to see my kidneys from my side doing it thirty
one years. You're right, you're right. It's a man from

(08:40):
radio telling you listen, just give it here. Actual you'll
probably have a BEAUTI find myself. Probably tune it in
for your Louise. Actually there you do it. So if
you get anyone else in today with the kidney one,
do it that way, Patsy. It's all like technicolor sort
of TV show.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Tell me?

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Did you have to go in the worst thing is
if you have to prep without going to the loo,
like they don't let you go to the loo with
some tests.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Nine o'clock on that I said the team might have
to go the bathroom. I don't say what I was
up to, but I have.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
To Did you rushed off? Really you were because.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Because of your appointments. At ten thirty, I was under
very strict instructions to empty my cell, empty my bladder,
excuse me, empty bloody footy. At nine o'clock. I didn't
want to tell that before coasting it. It was excuse me.
I just got to like I was running to a meeting.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Was I remember a jog on something wrong?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
It on me. I was throwing people out the way,
sells people that are trying to get together, ty to
get aside. But it empty my bladder at nine a m.
The pressure Did you sit an lum on your phone? Yeah?
Go pee, not just that you can still see vaguely
written on my hand. Also wrote a backup of empty bladder.

(09:46):
The lady yesterday it said to me, does that say
empty bladder one in your hand? I went, yeah, I
did it as a backup. She goes, okay, I've never
seen that in thirty years. And then Patsy I had
to have a little a liter of water by nine.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Thirty, said, then you're putting it all, Jim.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I was asking you my water bottle. I have it,
but I was going, there's an leader in here? How
much how much water is in this rio?

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Christian Charats is soda stream bottle around.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Everywhere, but I don't know whether it's a lead and
a half two liters, so anyway, I then had to
have a lead of water and a half an hour.
That's nineteen thirty. And then no nothing, you have to
go in fully loaded.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
And no whease before the appointment, no fully loaded to
it pushing with that probe on the bladder, and it's like, oh,
you need to.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Hurry easy, there.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Could have an accident here.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Maybe you do want me face down just to take
a little bit off the cake, you know, so anyway, Patsy.
She also then they can tell so much like the
size of your kidneys, and everything goes, blood coming in and out.
Then I had to go and this was most embarrassing things.
She goes, need you to go to the toilet.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Now, Oh, thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
All right, and then we're going to measure your bladder again.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
All the bladder again.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I said, right, easy and the cold loop. Allow for that,
Allow for that please. They then they want to measure
how much of your bladder you can empty, to see
if you've got a problem with the emptying of the day. Yes,
she went, good boy, gimme the scurse. She goes, you

(11:26):
add five and seventy three minute liters in your little
bad there's only twenty one miles left.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
I was like, yeah, that's a big boy.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Peep. So I'm just putting down early about a midweek
win for me.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Big day today for Oasis competition win A Dave and
his best to mate Sean. They fly out to London.
Why are they flying out to London Because they're going
to see Oasis this Friday night live in London and
Wembley Stadium. Oasis is first show they finally make their
way after seven shows. They've done Manchester, they've done Wales,

(12:03):
it's all been about heading to London Wembley Stadium the
first night only night this Friday, seven sold out shows.
Listener Dave and its best mate Sean are going to
be there. Oh man, and they are jealous, so jealous.
The seven OASA shows they've done so far have gone
so well. They've stuned to everyone. They look so happy
up there.

Speaker 8 (12:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Several times Noel has been in tears doing some of
the songs. Oh really, I think it's actually overwhelming them
the experience of what it's like playing together. You imaginally,
you haven't spoken to your brother for sixteen seventeen years.
So much has gone on separately in their lives and
not been talk to your brother about all those Christmas,
all those birthdays you've missed together where you can be
with your mum Peggy as well. And I guess you're

(12:44):
back certainly with your brother. You know where you are
on your life here in your fifties, and you somehow
you're back together and you enjoy it more than they
must have done years ago. Well with all the kind
of craziness, the drugs, the rivalry, just all of that noise.
Now isn't there anymore? I bet they're appreciating it even more.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
Yeah, it must even be surreal because it's always been
acrimonious conflict, like that's been the main theme.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
And then suddenly it's just like it's just love.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, like all coming.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Out all these nights.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
When I've seen Oasis before, they never would talk to
the crowd, right, they never talked to the crowd. It
made it kind of cool. It was like, wow, I
love this. Everyone knew about it. It's like we were
lucky to be there. That was the contract you had
an Oasis fan. Now they're like thanking the crowd for coming.
They're waving to them. You just see they've there's a
maturity and appreciation. They're lucky to have it and there's

(13:33):
been such massive demand for it. So being in London
Wembley Stone this Friday night, the first night is going
to be huge. So Dave, our listener, Dave and mate
Sean who won the big competition. We're players winning songs
during the show today, so you can hear it. It
was your vote that put them on there. However, the
other thing that we need to speak to in the
next half an hour is our man Josh. Josh works
at the radio station on reception, massive Oasis fan and

(13:55):
he's a good guy. I've sent him out to London
on a mission. Nolan Liam have said, we're not doing
any interviews during this World talk. They haven't done any
interviews together since it was announced last year they were reuniting.
And what I've said is I reckon that you try
and get them to answer one question. If you ask
them an interesting question, go and doorstep them. You know

(14:15):
they might be leaving their home and getting into the
Marrin affair. Yes, that's it. It worked for Karen Affairs
all right. Josh a fair on the streets of London.
I said, Josh, you do this. He's going to the
show Friday already. His ticket is safe. I said, if
you do this, we're flying back to Melbourne business class.
Liam and Or No one question now to you. The

(14:36):
next half an hour we need to be able to start.
It's Wednesday, you know, it's about it's three days away
from the Friday night show. So the clock is ticking
and I'm guessing he hasn't asked him anything yet so far,
because I've looked on the sound page here on the soundboard,
there's nothing here yet. So we're going to cross to
johnsh in London during the next five minutes. However, I've
asked the team to bring questions in today that they

(14:58):
think could be the one question we go Oh man
Josh to try and doorstep know and Liam with rio
look down at that list. You've got what is your
best question? Put it down right now.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
I've got a hard hitting question. I know they're very
two intelligent men. So I've got how would you hide
a giraffe if you had to hide a giraffe?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Out of my three questions I've got, one of mine
is an animal one. I'm now going to put my
animal one up against your animal one.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Bring it on.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
What animal would you ride into battle? Oh?

Speaker 6 (15:31):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
That's brilliant.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Well, I fold my giraffe because that is actually thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
What would it be for you? What animal would you
ride into battle?

Speaker 9 (15:41):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (15:42):
I would love to come in on an orca. I
would make a sort of naval entrance me and three
other orcas, because obviously they are three, and that's how
I would make my entry a tongue on it.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'd be on its back with alary sort of map. Yes, yes,
riding galloping into battle because you imagine you would strike
fear into your enemies. Yes, for us, that's fox f
PM so I can see Christian God. He's on the
back of it.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
A wrong adont is he throwing feces? Again?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
If somehow come together man and a heart to tell
which is which? Boy? Think about it. It's not just
the chromosome difference. It's very little house PASSI what anyone
would you ride into battle?

Speaker 10 (16:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Gee, I think I go a puma, A beautiful black
puma with a bedazzled saddle and a cowboy had and
a lassoue over my head.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
You have tattoo of that.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I've got two other potential questions. What fruit do you
not trust? I don't trust the peach. Why no, no, no,
too much leak. It's all over the place. Yeah, yeah,
I don't mind that if you were what about this
question to answer no, because also don't mind a kiwi
fruit or come quat they also had. If you were

(17:08):
a vene machine, what would you be dispensing?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
I love that if I was a d yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Give anything away, you know what. I'm a vending machine.
You know what I'm giving? You know I love a hug.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
No sensual.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
You've got to put some money inside me and you
get a hug. I'm not vending machines, just one of
the round giving away cokes. Okay, this is I'm just here.
If you want to hug, maybe at a bad daby
the train station. You come up to me, you do
a little tap and go. It's twenty cents. You get
an a come in here like it's another day to
not hug. I don't like that. All right, Which question?

(17:47):
What's the lead question at the moment? What animal would
you ride into? All right, we'll take it to London.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Next the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Christian question to ask the Oasis brothers if they could
swap any two animal noises what would they be for me?
It's crickets and those screaming goats. Mom, Morney, what animal
would you ride into battle? Now it's Wednesday. It's the
middle of the week on this show. We like to
just notice, pay attention to where we are. It's the
middle of the week. Are you winning the week so far?

(18:17):
Are you a midweek winner or loser? Now? Alex, obviously
you're new to the show. Day three with Us Alex
Cullen has joined the show on Monday. He's moved, obviously,
not just from the world of TV slumming it with
us so on radio now sadly due to a fall
from Grace but Ri I p Alex's career. This machine coffee. Now,

(18:38):
I don't get abroad to me anymore. And you've changed cities.
You've moved with your with your with your wife Bonnie
and your three kids are all under six? Are you now?
What are your week into living in the new city
of Melbourne? Yeah, week and half. It's good. It's good.
It's hard light, high pitching.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
H Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
No one speaks. I'll give it a seven and a
half out of ten posters.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
There's a lot of new things going on kids were
starting school. New job for me, great, fantastic, wonderful. But
you know, it's it's it has its challenges in a
new city.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
And are you talking about Pats. No, when you see
new city, the principality of Pats hard to navigate around
right hook turns everywhere their heart. I did one of those,
my first one a few days ago. I still have
seven years living here. I still avoid doing them. Oh

(19:40):
my god. I drive from the couple of blocks and
then circle back round and I was sort of on
the middle of the tram tracks as well. I'm like,
am I supposed to be here?

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Sh I've been just in front of them, so I've
got to turn all the way right to get left again.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
It was a big moment and I did it, and
I'm very proud of you. Well done. That is there
are no weather cities in the world that have of
the hook turn for clear reasons. It's absolutely ludicrous. Not
in England anywhere, not in America anyway. No one's giving
me a good enough reason why.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah anyway, Uh, roundabouts that have pedestrian crossings, I'm still
getting used to those.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Coming out of a roundabout and there's people crossing I'm like, oh,
this is new again, unique to Melbourne. Yeah, very unique
to Melbourne. And just when you get a green light
so you got to turn, then suddenly you've got to wait.
Your backside stuck, stuck out cast a clip it. And
there's people taking their time dawdling across the road. They
should be they should be like speakers going right day,

(20:43):
it's my green eye five four three two what? And
then a trap door opens up there sweats into the
sewers or dogs are let loose on ye, dogs in
the sewers.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Good water pressure, great water pressure in Melbourne out of
the taps.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah in Sydney then is a bit weaker in Sydney.
Weaker in Sydney. Yeah. You got to turn the tap
right on.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
You can get really caught out if you're in the
bathroom and you turn the tap on and it goes
all over.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
You're growing, You're like, oh, no, to wash yourself sink?
Do you all that? What else can I tell you?

Speaker 11 (21:16):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (21:16):
There's what about the the I love the wide streets
as well, the really lovely wide streets.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
It's very kind of country town. I love that, and
I'm from a country town. When I came here, having
first living in London. Just how we obviously have big
white streets in London, but generally in every suburb and
it's like and you and you park nose in.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
So I've been hit almost like three or four times now,
almost hit backing out because I said, I'm not used
to looking around.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
No, no, I don't like it. You know what I mean. No,
I don't like Yeah, you're playing with your life every
time parking and more importantly reversing out this after you've parted. Yeah,
it's this beautiful Mercedes just almost clipped me. I was
very very close sending you another message. Many more of
those always there. All right, how is your week going

(22:09):
so far? You're midweek winner or loser?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Let me know the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
This Friday, Oasis arrive in London seven sold out shows
at Wembley Stadium. From reception, our man Josh will be there. However,
before that, the only reason here I've flown him to
London on our dime. And this station does not give
away dimes easily. They spoil you listeners, shower you with prizes,

(22:36):
sending you all over the world. We have tracing paper
for toilet paper. We cast cordial for the hand wash. Here,
no bread, milk, one liter of milk to last every
quarter they sent Josh. I can't believe the hotel they're
putting him up. And get him up. Let's play his
little theme tune just.

Speaker 12 (22:55):
From reception in London town to see your otis to
track them down looking for gallaghers all over the town.
The clock's ticking down till this show Canny.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Deliver Josh from reception. Are you there in London? Hello?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (23:18):
How are you doing?

Speaker 6 (23:20):
What did we say?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I told you to drop the accents? Okay, Dick van
Dijk back in the sixties and seventies had it then
you don't need you doing it now?

Speaker 9 (23:28):
Okay, okay, Governor no one, that's the last one.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
John. Can we speak to Josh there he is? Okay, Josh?
So what have you been up to? You're right in
London a couple of days ago and nothing yet, nothing yet,
But boy.

Speaker 12 (23:49):
Oh boy, do I have some really great leads?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
All right, count them down? What have you got so far? Then?

Speaker 10 (23:55):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (23:56):
So today I went to Noll's favorite bookstore.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
It was incredible.

Speaker 13 (24:01):
I got to see the whole thing.

Speaker 14 (24:03):
I waited there for him.

Speaker 9 (24:05):
I didn't see him, he wouldn't turn up, but that
didn't matter.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I think it matches massively because you've got a couple
of days. We're putting you up in a five star
hotel in central London, right and you're only there to
track them down. Why on earth would he just arrive
at a bookshop he's got he's got big shows on
right now.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
It's it's not just any bookshop, Christian.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
It's three levels.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
It's like something out of a like a nineteen hundreds novel.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
It's just beautree levels.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Wow, all right, it's a very impressed Ossie. There's some
wide eyes and there's any little single tier buildings here
in Melbourne. Three levels wow wee.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
Yeah, but I didn't stop there, guys, to the most
iconic watering hole here in the UK.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Any UK good mixer? I know, the good mixer. Yes,
it wasted many a lot the afternoon.

Speaker 9 (25:04):
And in this venue was there was a fight between
a watist and Blurr in the nine nineties. It was
all over the papers and it was actually their office.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
So Oasis used to.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
Drink there every week because that was around the corner
from their record label.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Okay, so today, but did you happen?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, you know, I mean, yeah, you're making us join
the dots. He shut uck, we don't want to play Watson.
What did you discover? I'm guessing fa as.

Speaker 9 (25:34):
I went in and I ordered a pine, I shot
the bartender and we had this great chat and she
told me she was the owner, and we sat down
and had this a little interview and she she's basically
told me she's going to put out to all her
network where they might be few.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
You know, she took a picture on a simple lad
from she did just put out at least you had
this week. It's the only happy ending we're going to gain.
So anyway, listen back to the mission, which you're getting nowhere,
So you've got I mean, why wouldn't you go to

(26:19):
where they might be or a better likelihood of where
they might be.

Speaker 10 (26:24):
Well, it's a million dollar question, right, I would say.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's the one dollar question actually, because the whole thing
is Josh in London. There's an empty reception in this
station's in chaos this week. You're in London actually just
sights in having a holiday.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
They're just literally just going to the path.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, I mean I could have done that for the show. No, wait, guys,
I have even better list.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
I'm not sure it is.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Maybe the time distance is screwing you up. It's seven
o'clock Wednesday, okay, and so far all you've seen is
Big Ben, a pub they used to once drinking thirty
years ago where they're not going to be back now.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Some lady's putting out and that's it?

Speaker 11 (27:08):
Is this one more thing?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Liam? Is he there? Now? Put Liam on? Hey?

Speaker 9 (27:15):
All right, man, let's go super Sonic?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
What was it? What was the other one?

Speaker 6 (27:28):
Something else?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Listen. I'm not sure if you're ware, but we had
some very good news yesterday. The biggest radio station in
this city. Now we've beat the three A W. This
is the first time in thirty three years is having
I can see that huge lead slipping away right now.
It's with this break and you you are going to
sink this whole show and station. Josh, what's the last lead? Josh?

Speaker 10 (27:49):
Okay, so the last lead?

Speaker 9 (27:53):
Yesterday I went to the Adida's Merch pop up store,
and as I went in there and shopped around, I
met the store manager and she said to.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Me, what's that when she's throwing you out for ut come.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
I didn't want to leave, but.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
It was it was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Josh, Josh, what were you doing there? Your job is
to find the boys. They're not going to be at
their own merch shop. They've just come back from their
hometown homecoming gigs in Manchester to do a shift selling
Oasis T shirts.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
They can get those easily, they can get people to
get them.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Body travelers like you working. They're doing a shift doing that.

Speaker 10 (28:44):
But you never quality control.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
They might want to inspect them and shuning out yesterday.
That is coming. He's not gonna be doing a shift
at the merch shop next year. Outside the front of
the g in one of those stands. You're just going,
what is it to excels No, you're not a larger
to look at medium, madam. I can table the shape
of you. Oh, the bucket hats are incredible.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
Not what we want, what we need.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
But for store manager, right, Okay, I'm going to make
this easy for both of it. I don't want to
hear any more about the trip at the Oasis store
or Steph the store manager. Okay, here's what you got
to do. Fight, no, no, no, no, you stop. You
listen now, find Liam and no, and you do one thing, okay,
don't even speak to them. You just simply ask them

(29:32):
what animal would they ride into battle? Repeat back to me.
Do you understand what's the question?

Speaker 10 (29:39):
So yes, sir, what animal would you ride into battle?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Liam?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Right, well done? Now what is the time in London
right now?

Speaker 9 (29:50):
The current time is ten oh four?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Po Okay, and are you going back out on the
streets right now? Because they could be having dinner somewhere
in North London. This is so true. Yeah if you go, yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, So.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, Big news. Ed Shearing back in Melbourne. Frontier Touring
and MG Live bringing about the global superstar edg Sharing
to Marvel's Stadium Thursday twenty six Friday, the twenty seventh
of February next year. In case you're confused when February is,
We're in what they call July right now here on Earth.
Frontier pre sale starts Monday this Monday, two pm. All

(30:29):
tickets on sale Tuesday at three pm. For details, head
to Frontier Touring dot com. Good luck trying to get tickets.
As you know, this city Australia loves ed Sharing and
he's at marvel so that it is going to set
up very quickly. We have what I think are the
first bed tickets to be given away, so a great

(30:49):
price today. Here's how I'm going to do it. Between
now and the next hour, when we hear a call
that we just really love, I'll give you a pair
of ed sharing tickets. So you've got a couple of
chances right now. Yesterday on the show, we were talking
about have your kids injured you, and Tracy called in
and one of her kids injured her foot top of
her foot with a chair so badly so that there

(31:11):
was basically an arterial bleed, and she got triple zero.
And then she went and got changed to dress what
fit she would feel because she was just in her
pjs and I was stunned that someone would do this.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
She said, I can't go in like this.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yes, so the titler that she gave us today's phone
in right now, which is I can't go in like this.
I need to hear from people who called triple zero,
or maybe someone else next to you called triple zero.
And then you got changed into what you felt was
an appropriate outfit to be carted away on the stretcher
or in the chair, you know, or someone drove you

(31:46):
into the hospital if you were going into labels. So
I want to hear stories about people getting changed to
go into hospital, whether it's triple zero or someone rushing
you in and say this happened to you, Patsy.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Or happened to my brother Carl. When my sister in
law went into labor with their daughter, he said her
waters had broken in everything. It was their first baby.
You know, you're very panicky when it's your first baby.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
It's like you just want to and if you've had
that bag ready for about two weeks by so much prep.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Isn't there with the first such a build up?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
He goes, hang on, I'll just go to the loop.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
He was there for like teen minutes, fifteen minutes, and
her contractions were getting rudely well.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
He was dropping off triplets. Tough for black tune.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
She's gone up to the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
He's sitting there doing a number two, and she's like,
can you please hurry up these contractions?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
But that is a typical man, isn't it just like
read the room. He got one job, get them there
and be quiet.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
He couldn't go in like that.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Three minutes between these contractions, can you please hurry up?
And she's got the keys in her head and she said,
I'm going to go out to the car. Just come
out when you finished. Anyway, another fifteen minutes goes past.
She's on Earth is going on? She's gone up there.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
He's having a shower.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Oh my gosh, is having a shave.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Unless he's her midwife and can time with contractions and
knows we're a long way off yet. No Braxton, heck's
on the here. I've got a bit of a stubble here.
I'd have a Actually, she's like I do, manaos as well.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
They need to look to clip as well to make
first impression.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
My shirt ins an eye like that.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
In happy to say.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
They got to the hospital on time, and about twenty
minutes later, Tigan was born.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
So he was in the canteen just having to quick
sit down.

Speaker 13 (33:35):
Three.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
I've never been allowed to forget this. Bonnie went into labor.
This was in the hospital though, and like I thought
it would be a good chance to duck off for
a sleep.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
What because like.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Bonnie was like, I was like you, like, you're having
the contractions right?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
No, no, no, Because I thought I'll just have a little.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Nap like five minutes, because the contraction is gonna last
a long time.

Speaker 10 (34:01):
They can do.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I been through this with the two girls. Yeah, it's
not coming out quickly something exactly.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
So I'm just going to like, can I just go
in the corner and have a little little nap.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
You're not hurting anyone. We are by standings. No you're not.
You were a bystander in here. You've done your bit
nine months ago, exactly right, And it is just a
bit Alex, you know.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
And she's like, I can't believe you were going to
go and have a sleep while I'm lying there in pain.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
And they never forget those stories, right. Sarah then forgets
when she went in to go and have Ruby on
first daughter, and I'd made all this food for her
obviously keep the energy up because it can go on
for hours, and it had been going on for a
couple of hours and nothing was cut happening in that
and I thought, and I said, hey, do you want
those sandwiches? She was not now, Chris, not now so athough,
well I might as well eat them. So I ate

(34:48):
them all right, two rounds of sandwiches, right, I was
like god goddamn good sandwiches, though shame and I did.
We didn't get a waste anyway. Across half an hour later,
she goes, you want bloody starving, you know when you
know I'm in a world of pain right now, She
goes canand those sandwiches went. I mean, they weren't even
for you. They won't even four are you at no point?

(35:10):
It's all the books you reader and make sure, dear man,
you are adequately resourced for snacks. You've got a long
day interview, buddy, laugh because you find yourself with what's
to do.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
It's so much to do, you know, yeah, yeah, you
sort of like you're striking me arm being there for
them and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I'd gone on a one day acute point sort of
pressure point thing to relieve pain, to help Sarah, right,
and so this woman taught me how to help Sarah
throat or with natural pain release, using the ancient technogy
of acupuncture, but using pressure points to do what the
needers would do with myself. Anyway, I've been practicing with
sarahing it out during the build up when she was
in pain. I was not. There's a point on the

(35:49):
anchor or some of the anyway, come the big moment
when she's going to I start to hang on a
minute's surname? Is you breathe them for three, hold for
two and then really brow swear words get away from me? Course,
is there anyone else on this some instant ancient pain relief?

(36:11):
These hands? Can you heal? Mister Miaggie is on the
ward ladies. It's a wild ride for the bikes, all right,
So I'm not going in like that. You needed to
go into hospital, but you changed your outfit. My ideal
call here is someone who actually did call triple zero
and in the minutes Whella waiting for the ambulance actually
goes to get changed. Me get the stretcher ready.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
When on the show today, first chance ed sharing tickets.
He's here next year in February, Marvel Stadium heads to
Frontier Touring dot Com, find out hate and get tickets.
They go on son Monday for the presale next Tuesday
for the general cell. Right now, though you call triple zero,
you need to go in the hospital. But wait, I
need to get changed. I cannot go in like this, Christian.
My mother was being taken to hospital. Right before they

(37:03):
took her out the house on stretcher, she screamed at me,
grabbed my lipstick and helped mirror. I'm going to be
seeing lots of people today, Natty. What a ripper mum
you've got. I can imagine this right now, we've got
Sonia on the line. Now, good morning, welcome to the show.

Speaker 11 (37:20):
Go on, Christian, Happy hump Day, Happy.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Hum Day to you as well. So what happened? What's
your story?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (37:25):
Three years ago, I was in the bathroom getting ready
and I let you kid it by my hair, Dyan,
Oh my god, hit me in the chest and threw
me backwards out cold. I wake up. My daughter's there,
she's already called the ambos. And I looked down and
there's all this hair all over my legs and I'm like, quick,

(37:46):
give me this shaver on the floor in the you've
just been you are kidding shavy legs. And I'm so
grateful because when I got to hospital, I had about
seven different doctors coming in and checking on me.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
But checking legs.

Speaker 11 (38:04):
But my legs are all nice and smooth.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Listen the no, there's no nerve damage. But do somewhere, lady,
do sound about these legs with them because you really
let yourself go. There's about six weeks worth of undergrowth here.

Speaker 11 (38:17):
Oh they might not have given me, you know, really
good chaos. I thought I didn't take care.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Oh god, what a fantastic story right out the gates.
Now tell me do you love ad sharing?

Speaker 11 (38:31):
I absolutely inside of hobby.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Then you can have tickets.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Whether you want to take those hairy old legs or
not is up to you. No worry about it, no
starts starting fact. I'm only giving your tickets you promising
not to shave from now until February the twenty seven.

Speaker 11 (38:50):
I'm Italian, Christian.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Come on, well then you get a good load of
a load of extra soft fuse any legs, Edy be like,
what whoa? Okay, Sonny a fantastic story. You won the
ed Sheering tickets and rightly so, thank you very much
for sharing that with us. Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Thank you the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You just went to Signia ten minutes ago who got
a lectrocuted by her hand dryer. Poor thing, and then
her daughter calls triple zero. She comes to and before
the ambulance gets said, she has look at her legs
as horrified, and she shaves her lax before the ambo arrives.
Thirteen fifty five, twenty two and good morning, hello, and

(39:41):
welcome to the show. What's your story for us today?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Thank you. I think it's the same sort of theme
as your first callerh here I was. It's a bit embarrassing. Actually,
I was in labor and my water is broke and
they're saying, oh my god, you've got to be induced
straight away because I had a very complicated pregnancy the

(40:06):
first time, and thought, no way, I've got to get
my bikini line done before the ind.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
You've got to be kidding at everything you're going to go.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
I rang Hoppy up and I said, you've got to
bring the wax kick down because I was already at
the hospital and he's going off the hell and I said, yep,
you've got to bring it down. So the nurses going hurry,
you know, come on, we've got to get you in.
This is, you know important.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Obviously whatever you needy races.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Down gets me then there. I don't know if you
know me, Yeah, got there. And I was sitting in
the bathroom trying to, you.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Know, through the procedure yeah, the proceedure Jim's garden, and yeah, that.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Was quite embarrassing, but birth put it that way.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I can just imagine, Kevin McLeod, go, look at the
front yardage here is immaculate, you know, exactly, come on,
grand designs. Indeed, incredible stuff and very funny story. Thank
you very much for sharing that with us today.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Thank you, bye bye.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
How we got here? Danny, Diane, Diane.

Speaker 15 (41:34):
Diane, Yes, good morning. How are you.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
I'm good, Diane, welcome to the show.

Speaker 14 (41:37):
Die off you go, thank you.

Speaker 15 (41:39):
Alrighty, so some years ago my husband and I were
in a very compromising position.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
It sounds that you are now You're not back at it,
are you?

Speaker 11 (41:53):
No?

Speaker 16 (41:53):
Non, not quite.

Speaker 15 (41:54):
Oh so we reached I'm trying to be really careful
what I say.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Okay, you reached the end of the movie.

Speaker 15 (42:01):
Absolutely and there were fireworks.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Oh wow the case well for both parties anyway.

Speaker 15 (42:09):
Wow, well mainly for me. That's what I was concerned with. Anyhow,
So we get there and we get this all mighty
paint a head like like an explosion, and now I'm
kind of spreading or steel and you're still quite Happy's
call an ambulance, I think I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
You have to because you had what it's so good? Yeah,
you want to share it with them.

Speaker 15 (42:34):
Yeah, it's called a thunderclap migraine.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
You get a thunderclap from somebody.

Speaker 15 (42:46):
Clap anyway, Uh, you get to hospital. I think the
hospital they do the lumber huner.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Oh so it's a serious thing. Absolutely, so it's an
extreme orgasm. Yeah, I was dying a stroke, so was
it agony?

Speaker 15 (43:05):
You're terrible.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
So you went from ecstasy to me?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Well married?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Wow, you should learn him out the weekend. You can
make a fortune. You could train other men. I don't
need any help.

Speaker 15 (43:23):
The training doctors all come in, well.

Speaker 11 (43:28):
This happened.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
You must be so so unusual.

Speaker 15 (43:34):
Apparently not.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
What you're saying. If we go right now, called in
if you've ever had a thunderclap orgasm.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
I'm getting calls you could thunder clap migrain thunderclap microes.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
So they do, they have to do a lumber punch
of that's and that must be angry.

Speaker 15 (43:50):
It's not fun.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Be careful.

Speaker 15 (43:55):
We're more careful today.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah, well I did not think we get this story today.
You learned something new every day.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Diane, that's yeah, yeah, all right, Diane, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Where do we go?

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Need to f myself off? It's honest.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Here Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Coming up next time. We do this every Wednesday. Your
stories of coincidence and chants. We call it what are
the odds? Uh?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Believe it or not?

Speaker 6 (44:36):
What are the odds?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
You gotta be justhing me.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Like, were you with Cheryl who married a Hun?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Who works with Cheryl.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
Who married a Hunt as well?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Oddsline is open right now, thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Your stories of coincidence and chance.

Speaker 10 (44:58):
On the weekend, I was reading my Richard Hemmonball and
I was at the section where he's getting the call
from top Gy that he's got the job my actual
mobile phone ring. At the same time, I went, oh,
this is crazy. Go and tell my partner and show
her the book. She starts reading it got to the
part where it says the phone rings, my phone ring is.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Again, what are you is? He?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, what are the odds? Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Give us cool now, News on the Way and sport,
hopefully a little bit smoother than at half seven when
second mistake today from Pats excuse me accidentally if we
got too microphone off the day?

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Alex, where are you Helpy?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
No, I'm with the Rocks studio. Yeah, oh yeah, she
gives you directions the wrong studio. Now, Alex, where are you?
We send so in you in the basement. Oh my god,
this is there a moment movie about this misery of it,
trying to make it work today.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
You too say the day by turning it on?

Speaker 12 (45:58):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Oh wow?

Speaker 6 (45:59):
Why at the start of it?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Why wasn't my phone on at the start? Yeah? Oh
you're all small now, Patsy, We're on to you.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Christian O'Connell Show one podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Genuinely interesting to see how the AFL documentary, made by
this same brilliant team that do the outstanding Drive to
Survive for Formula one goes. My understanding is this what
they're done. They've already started filming. It focuses on five clubs.
There's Free Oh, GWS, Bulldogs, Gold Coast and the Lions. Sadly,

(46:31):
the d's must have just done now Emitsu North Melbourne.
Uh no, well, the world want to see that.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
Lots of good storylines for the D's.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I would have tonight and it's all right. Grab your popcorn.
This season has been about tribunals. It's all it has been.
It has been the tribunals season, and tonight's one is a
blockbuster about May. But now what they're gonna do with
the AFL sort of documentary, it's the star players in
each of those clubs. So I'm guessing it'll be BoNT
and Penny from the Bulldogs. It's not about the broader club.

(47:02):
They're focus on the star players in each of those
clubs and their journey.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Who are you gonna do for like Freemantle or gold Con, I.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Mean Liones, you know lines like amazing player like Toto
Wolf and you know Lewis Hamilton. There's so many charismatic stars.
You've got young kids like Piastre coming through. There's so
much drama in F one. Suddenly the world is going
to go, let's find out about this crazy man sport.

(47:36):
They're gonna see some young kids, you know, didn't kick
to kick training grounds that don't look like Monaco, you know,
Singapore and all these exotic locations you get in F one.
Hey have you been to Casey Fields? Hopefully you never
have to go there. A story okas never come all right,

(47:57):
time for what are the odds? Your stories of coincidence
and chants? Producer Caitlin Apparently you have an inverted commas.

Speaker 16 (48:05):
One I do, okay, So I went to Barley with
the girls Hen's party. One of the girls that went there,
she flew over on the plane, sat next to.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
This lovely lady.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
She's how is she going to get there? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (48:15):
Well never met this woman before who sat next to her?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Da Da Da da.

Speaker 16 (48:19):
Five days later she's flying back to Sydney. She chooses
her seat. What are the odds? The woman that she
sat next to on the way over sat next to
her on the way back.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Macca, that is a great one. Are the odds?

Speaker 16 (48:38):
Normally go to Bali for like ten days? Five days
is a weird amount of time.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
So four wow, Well there goes that endorsement with Barley
Tourism that we're hoping they were meaning to the contract
hanging with sales at the moment and going it goes
there more than five days? Weird, No freak.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
The odds going to Bali though, very very lolow Kiki tour.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
What are the odds? Last week for me in a
Flinders bookshop and a lady comes up to me, listens
to the show, has a photo taken with me as
I'm in a bookshop buying a book about radio. What
the sad? It's not what I'm interested in the early
days of radio, when it brought families together one day

(49:19):
there was no radio. Radio transformed the home and how
information was shared around the world. Okay, well said you, now,
honor you honor. That line is you're sorry, you know
what you dishonored? I'm not read.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
What's a strange nor? I don't know what that was
because that's the academy.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
He's not Pats doing that thing again? What is all right?
What are the odds of my friends? Let's go now
to Barbara Babsie? Okay, how I'm good Barbara. What's your
story for us?

Speaker 14 (49:49):
Okay, now you're not going to believe this.

Speaker 11 (49:52):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (49:53):
So my daughter's name is Ellie and she shoppers from
constipation digestive issues.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
On the radio.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
I because.

Speaker 14 (50:10):
The other day I had to renovate a room and
I pulled off her cupboards and accidentally exposed the studts
or the beams and what was sitting side house was
built in the seventies. We bought it before we had
before I was even pregnant with Ali, and there was
a little stupid from a magazine in the beams so

(50:33):
between the walls, and I took the magazine sleeper there
and I just read it and I was like, You're
not going to believe this. It literally said, well, Allie,
to fix your digestive issues and your ainemia and your
vitamin B twelve deficiency, this is what you need to do.
So it was like a what's what are they called.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
Like from Cosmo or like one of those magazines.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah, yeah, wow is that exactly?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
That is really freaky, spooky. Wow, we're a constapation and
what are the odds?

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Poor Ellie?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
All right, Barbara, thank you very much.

Speaker 14 (51:14):
You cool, not a problem.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Hell I stop thinking about it. Mom of the Year there, Shirley,
good morning, Good.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
Morning, Christian love this shadowy morning everyone.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Thank you very Muchelle. And what's your story?

Speaker 8 (51:28):
Yeah, no, I've got a great one. My partner was
at our local public swimming pool in Bulaway's, Zimbabwe and
he noticed a little girl for into the pool and
start drowning.

Speaker 11 (51:39):
Her.

Speaker 8 (51:39):
Mum was on the other side of the pool looking
to her friends. So he dived in with all his
clothes on and saved her life. What actually happened down
the line was months later, he went by a car,
he got the address, went to have a look, looked
at the car, follow chatting to the grandfather of a
little girl who pulled out a picture of his granddaughter

(52:00):
and it turned out to be the same little girl.
So he ended up giving my partner the car for
free to say thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Oh my god, oh my god, that is such a
beautiful story, Shirley.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Oh my god, I know, Oh wow, no.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Good deed wasted?

Speaker 8 (52:18):
What was that, Chris?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Was an impact with that one?

Speaker 5 (52:23):
There was a moment and then it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Both of those things together the paradox there, Shirley, That
is what a beautiful story.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
That is a lovely story.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yeah. I love that, Shirley. Thank you very much for sharing.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
That's right. Thanks Christian, keep it up, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Thank you. What was that? Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Thank you thirteen fifty five twenty two. Give us a call?
What are the odds? Your stories of coincidence and chance
not constipation?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Christian Connor Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Why is Google on incognito mode? What are you up to?

Speaker 6 (53:01):
I I know how that looks.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
Yeah, I know, I know what the assumptions that are
going around your head might be a pre show.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
No, no, no, uh.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
Everything that happened in that chair was above board. Nothing.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Why is this suddenly it's never an incognito mode? What
are you doing before the show? In my chair?

Speaker 7 (53:21):
It is needed in order to get into certain programs,
to access the text the web, No, just to get
into the text application.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
It needs to be incognito mode.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Rewind the cameras to see what you're up to this
morning over that screens.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
I promise it is all legit.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I keep trying to work out why it's got no history.
I'm like, what has Rio been up to? I know
he beat whats in it before anyone else gets in here?
Obviously you don't want to do that at home. No, no,
don't do it in my studio. Nothing. Okay, okay, thank you,
sorry about this, Leo, Leo, welcome to the show.

Speaker 13 (53:58):
Thank you, thanks, thanks for having me, and just want
to say I'm a big fan of the show.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Oh Leo, what a lovely thing to say. Well, listen,
thank you very much for giving us a call. Let
alone listen to the show. So, what's your story? Leo Cool.

Speaker 13 (54:10):
So last week, the missus and I were flicking through
Netflix trying to decide something to watch. Generally is pretty
hard because she likes comedy and I like a bit
of a thriller or a drama. And we came across
a man called otto, Oh yeah, the movie to watch,
and she said it's good for me because I'm a
bit of a grumpy old man and he seems like

(54:31):
a bit of a grumpy old man.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
So Win, who first agreed.

Speaker 13 (54:35):
Start watching the movie. We've got about roughly halfway through,
had to pause at a scene where there was a
cat that was a little bit on well. We had
to pause it because if one of the girls wake up,
and generally what happens in our household, we don't get
to finish things off in the same night because the
kids wake up and whatnot. So we paused that and
we said we'd continue at the following night.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I remember those days when my daughters are younger. You
could never write, you'd never see anything completely. It was
like suddenly any movie was a next week's series of
like ten parts sagger really yes.

Speaker 13 (55:08):
Yeah yeah. So then the next night, you know, we
do our routine for the girls to sleep, finished doing everything,
and then we turned the television on. And when you
turn the TV on, it puts on a TV channel
as opposed to Netflix, and it came on seven Mate,
and the exact same movie a man called Otto was

(55:29):
playing at the exact same moment I was. I was
absolutely beside myself. I just couldn't believe that.

Speaker 10 (55:35):
It was called.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Wow, Wow, you beside yourself?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Oh my god, seven May and you were getting ready
to play it on Netflix. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (55:49):
We literally turned around, We're like, right, let's let's finish
this movie and it was playing on Yeah, seven May,
and we're just beside ourselves, were like, how is this
even a thing?

Speaker 6 (55:58):
How did you come back from that?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
What a time to be the planets are lying? And
did you finish it later? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (56:06):
Well, to be honest, we started watching a few minutes
and then eventually one of the girls will.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Have you finished it yet? You're still walking your way through,
slowly through. Yeah. By the time they grow up and
leave home, you can finish the ending of lovely stuff,
all right, Leo, thanks for calling its mate, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Thanks you to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Time for Days that were Time Waster the best in show.
We'll send you go and see a brilliant musical. But
what finishes this rum beatle TuS to musical? Five star production.
Audience is screaming for more. Leave's Australia, the eleventh of September.
We've got a pair of tickets. Go and see be
to deuce to musical. Today's time waster. Change a letter

(56:52):
ruin a song name. That is the time wasted today.
Change just one letter ruin a song name. Most common
words and song titles by decades. This is interesting. Back
in the nineteen sixties, baby Baby love the motown songs.
Yeah yeah, thanks so ro are you going to continue that?

Speaker 7 (57:12):
You?

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Please do? Please? Do you? Incognito rio? Nineteen seventies woman.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Nineteen eighties love, Oh what's love? I love this Game's
turn this into the game tomorrow. I'll give you, guys
a word. The first person who sings the song with
that word in the title winsur prize.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
A right, I'm still got two more decades to go.
Nineteen nineties hurts.

Speaker 17 (57:48):
Oh, everybody, you're a winner, Alex telling that's good.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Two thousand's you just the letter.

Speaker 17 (58:01):
You oh, I share U Turn and then it's called
the U Turn Baby Fresh from the Day had everybody
doing the moonwork in the nineties, Wow.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Like him and lovely work. Teeny producer can be bothered
to do the next two decades? Why would you bother?
Gmus went to me, didn't go there you go? There
you go?

Speaker 17 (58:29):
Yeah, if you.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Don't even read it more on, I'd love to know
what it was in twenty nine to eighteens, Microsoft teens,
All right, where were we? Change just one letter ruin
a song name a day and the wife Christian wrong
that my mumps changed there from my amster, my mom's no,

(59:02):
thank you, gold glove me tender, oh silver shape of
Lou's like the person. Yes, yeah, it works in accounty,
you know Lou shaved Lou and crocodile rick what have
you got? Then changed one letter ruined a song there

(59:24):
lass Or.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
Is a bit bummed out. Yeah, and to sad Man,
they don't get better.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
Cascades are doing a bit of an order cascader. Yeah, okay,
she's evaluating the dance floor, not a vacuum.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
It's just okay. On air, I told him this is
a top tier show.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
Stealer. Were Steelers Wheeler. Yeah, they made a bit of
a mess stuck in the peddle with.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
You just suck man to do there's so bad? All right?
Picked the worst one? Do it now?

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
Instead of song number two, I wrote dong number two?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Is that what you're using incognito mode for? How dare you?
You need to read that book about the early days
of radio? I'm bringing in tomorrow, the good book. All right,
texting now then I'm worry now what we're going to get?
All right? Changed one letter ruin a song title The.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Christian O'Connell show, podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Time wasted today, Change just one letter ruin a song
title Bestern show Today. You're going off to see an
outstanding musical Beatlejuice, the musical Rio. Are you ready to mark?
I'm ready, let's do it. I've had to do a
lot of editing to keep these family friendly, you dirty

(01:00:54):
rude people, right, I know I was reading something that
to Rio. They're filthy but very funny. Alrighty ready? Dad?
Romance stead of bad Romance is a tony even song
by Lady your Dad are all maths? So she's not
from Transervanium socket Man Silver Ted's are burning Silver totally

(01:01:19):
clips of the fart slip thro Sorry, that's a gold
pimp up the jam Silver bus sex on tire. That's
from Josh, can't stop the peeling sunburn Silver for the
great r I p or se wore Pugs. Not is
very Aaron in Rosebud Wilder to the Goon and back,

(01:01:42):
Silver Buss, purple vein Dance, Donkey, Dance, Donkey, Go uptown Junk, Kelly,
well done for that one. Not Mandy by Baron Man
just changed one letter Mankey oh Manky, Silver under the fridge,

(01:02:03):
silk peppers, Hey Ma Silver. All right, who is the
best in shows? Great ones there, Kelly, Uptown Junk, you're
the winner. We are by tomorrow. Thanks for listening, Have
a great day, Take care.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast