FULL: The Golden Snort

What Are The Odds, Rio's Eggs, Small Thing Big rage & More Booty Cals

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Podcast Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Patty, looky, looky, looky Hello,
come back.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, the middle of the week. You know the old
disco pills over the weekend. I know the lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I know the lifestyle. This guy canes it hard at
the weekend. Monday was too hard for him, Tuesday was
in rehab. Wednesday he's sprightly come back to work, so
we can have another big one this weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I'm clean. I'm clean in.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Between clubs at the moment. Then, is that what it is?
It's another one opening up in brand at nine that
can get have a little cheeky midweekie session.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, just waiting for the rent Wednesday night sish. Yeah,
but it's good.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
To celebrate that. Swan's went hard.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, yes, over the mighty North Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I mean, you guys, don't don't come back like that. Real?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Are you feeling genuinely you're feeling better.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I do feel a lot better A couple of days off.
I wasn't really that bad.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I was just that's the kind of high performance team
that I build around me.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Wasn't that bad, just could be bothered lived literally three
minutes from the station.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
In the studio, I had a moderate a moderate cold,
but I didn't want to come in all gross and
sniffley and get on my germs all over you.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh well, our friend Jack Post, I didn't bother him Monday,
three hours in this small studio where it's recycled air conditioning,
spluttering into a microphone, croaking his way through every break.
So he's still he's still off sick. So they've been
like over half the team had been ill this week.
There's so many bunks going around.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yes, yeah, everyone's sick. Video producer Quentin sick, Jack Sig,
I mean all men. I've noticed.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
It doesn't look good for us as it. You know,
they took him out man flu. The season changes for
about three grease drops, and suddenly the men can't make
it into work.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I fly back home to see mom and Dad tomorrow evening.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Okay, so exciting.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
It is actually really signed.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's almost two years since I've seen them, so I
really am looking forward to seeing them and my sisters
that is fifty this year as well, so I'm seeing
her as well, and lots of other relatives.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's like a whistle stop talk for.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Ten days, and it's like a moving press conference because
what happens is, even though I speak to my mom
and dad throughout the week and now, it's a great
time actually to be the other side of the world
because video calls and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Thank god, it's not just your voice.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
So I can see them and they get their little
laptop out and they show me around the house.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Have they've done anything?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Or the guard of what the weather's like and all
stuff like this. But they save up these basic questions
about life in Australia. So over the last two years
they could have asked me that what's it like today?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
What's freed? You might like? You know?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Can you see this Sydney Harbor Bridge from your house?
I live in Melmy, No, no, it's do they really
put shrimp on the barbie? So from when I land Friday,
for two weeks, every day fresh relatives and the same question,
So do you live on the beach? Are you in
shorts every day? Do you go to work in shorts?

(03:17):
Are they barbecuing all the time? Do they like you do?
They still doesn't take much me to fall back in
the negative column.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Please keep a record of these questions.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'll bring all the basic Australian questions about what it's
like here. They seem to think as well, that it
wouldn't be odd just to drive to Sydney for the day.
There's a perception that the country's massive, that you're crazy
in this country and we all just pop to c
any but trump as though you are crazy. You will
go to Sydney for a weekend. You would drive there. Yeah,

(03:49):
you wouldn't think, oh to go on like an eleven
hour drive.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, because how long would it take to go from
one end of England to the other.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
About eleven hours? Then you run out of land.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I've driven to Scotland from London before, right, so you
can fly that like an hour and a half. But yeah,
and then you just run out of land. There would
be just you just be in the sea.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
I've never even been to Western Australia. It's just too
I don't think I ever will. I think I'll die before.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I've been there three times. It's a beautiful part of Australia.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I can go four hours and I'm in New Zealand
or something. Yeah, Perth is too far for that amount
of time.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
But you've got beautiful bit so you've got like Margaret
River and there's some stunning bits broom up in the
north as well.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's a beauty and there to Barley tattoo. That is
most Australians.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I think I'm one of the few
people in this team on this team that's actually been
to w A.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Have you been, Pat know how bad is it on
the team?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
If you've been to w A that's it? Yeah, Sarah yep.
So there's this three of us on a team of
nine and Mary that's it one. We have business there
and we love we love them right now in a
bustleturn crying into that corn flakes. That's sad.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
So anyway, at the moment then life's really busy getting
everything ready. You know, you're going to get the adapters
to the Australian plug goes into that thing and then
I can use English electricity to charge my Australian. It's
the finest electric too we have I tell you what,
it is a lot better and that's the Wi Fi
there that is a lot better than the average one.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
You have it.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
So anyway, yesterday, can you imagine what a life kicks
me in the balls. Yesterday, I'm doing some last minute
shopping to get dinner to cook for my wife and
I and suddenly, as I'm driving from the supermarkets and
in eight minutes to my house, I just it's like
I've been shot in a John Wick movie. I just
suddenly the car got a bit wobbly and I heard this.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm like, I kind of got flat tie. You've got
to be kidding me. There's so much to do.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'd really really can't be doing this right now. Didn't
even pull over. I just counted on driving with people
on the street.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Were like cars flash to me, and it was just
like a couple of minutes just to get round to
and then I get out of car and this this
thing is this flat flat flat. Yeah I did that thing.
We're just going kick it. Like what's that?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I bore?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I see the cars upsided. It's flats. Certainly going to
go yeah, yeah, do that anymore again? Problem sol And
I was like this changes time. It's six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
This can roll over until tomorrow. It's ben sat out
there all one key car great way. There's been a
whole load of breakings on my street over the last
couple of weeks and car's been stolen.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Shame on those.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
What a great way to make sure your car doesn't
get stolen. Just leave one time, even.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Would just go oh God, absolutely like that Christian Connall
Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Christian O'Connell's show. Sometimes it's the tiny little things that
can provoke a very, very very big reaction in my household.
My wife does this really tiny thing. You're probably gonna
think I'm really are, but it tries me nuts. The
bin is where tea bags go. They don't just get
dropped in the sink. They leave a brown residue stain, Sarah,

(07:31):
and it compounds. It doesn't rush straight away, but a
little bit stays behind.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
It compounds.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Does she have a justification for it? Does she sound
like it's to drain it out before it goes in
the bin or is it just.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
This is what it is?

Speaker 5 (07:47):
I clear up more of all than you.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm like, I don't think that's true.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
I think that's a story you've told yourself. Focused man.
So yeah, small thing, big rage. This happened to you, Patsy.
What's I for you in your household?

Speaker 6 (08:06):
I lost it yesterday when I got home. I don't
know how many times I have to tell my family, Please,
when you shower, can you do like a courtesy sort
of hose with the shower head to get rid of
the body wash? Because if you do that, you can
go a couple of weeks without having to wash it.
But if you don't every day, it looks dirty every single.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Day and it compounds.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
It's like ten seconds at the end of your shower,
just to you know, across the glass everyone's happening.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I've always wondered what the second shower head. I never
use that or do that, Patsy.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Yeah, no, you've got to do it.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
I never do that.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
So you've got the rain head shower and the shower
rail one.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, you're supposed to spray your showers. Well, we've only.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Had the shower rail. We don't have. I hate those
rainhead rain shower.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
To be kidney when you get in a hotel, yes,
like a waterfall.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
TV advert.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
No, I want an atomic blast of water to wash
my hair. I don't want the.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Chet washing the car.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
It's like that.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
It's like a gurney. I want a gurney when I shower.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's not like you're a minor or a tuddeler do
my hair.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
It's a lot of hair, but.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I want that.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah, I'm on Niagara.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yes, wash the soap off with that.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's not really about that. It's just about it's about
water on head.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Don't you have to shower?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I think people don't give enough credit for just how
good you feel after shower, even if you're not at
a great day.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
It's at least ten percent. Yes, Yeah, it's like a
spiritual rebirth.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
It is, especially in winter in Melbourne and it's cold.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
But if I'm being you know, sprayed down with a
nine X yeah, criminals or.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Stomach, but it drives me insane and I just I'm
kind of sick of saying it, to be honest, It's like,
how easy is it at the end of your shower?

Speaker 5 (10:02):
I just spray the glass. I'm not asking for much.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
It's not it's not a big ask. I have one
for Will my partner he doesn't, And I don't know
if anyone else does this. Before I get out of
the shower, I will, like fully, like, I'll wipe my
body down to get all excess liquid off. So like
why my arms, wipe my legs? He doesn't do it,
and so when he gets out of the shower.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
A death trap.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Wake him up now.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Well, yeah, but the bath match, that's the problem. So soggy.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
It's like you need a good bath mat.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
No, no, no, he needs to absorb about one millimeters
from your big toe of water.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Nothing else.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Bath mats are many.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yes, it drives me. Actually, I'm getting just thinking about
it all because you can slip on it. You can
slip on it and it's gross. It's squelch you when.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I hate it? Yes, I do you have shower sort
of shoes slides? I do?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I love that. Yeah, no, no, no, so what it was?
I will reverse into the shower.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
So I'll walk by the and I do like this,
I slip out the sower, shoes, shower, shower, shower, get
back in the shoes, off I go. That is sometimes
I will start to have a shave naked. Apart from
the slides, it's a powerful image.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Don't like to me?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Listeners The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Christian O'Connell Show, Christian, I know yesterday on the show
you were talking about car Red Joe place that you've seen.
I brought my son the Red Joe Satan. Two things
about this just quickly. One, shame on you, Vic Rhoades.
Don't they have some kind of bored.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Or overalling thing where you can't like that.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
There's a lot for us to drive around and see
some behind Satan this morning coming into work. And do
you wondering how it's spelled s A Y T E N.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
It's easy.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
He's a very annoy boy.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
If that's someone in his name, it.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
One the kids is called Kitan, the other one's called Satan. Okay,
we're talking about small things. Big rage, Christian Miiman is
where my wife puts whole cardboard boxes in the recycling
bin without breaking them down. You learn to get two
boxes and the men if you do it that way,

(12:40):
Mike and I'm with you. So we have a system
now where I said my wife just leave the entire
box by the bin, and then the day before the
recycling I go out there with a knife.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
You're men like Dexter and I'm chopping up things.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
So don't get me out there twenty minutes just carving
up boxes.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
It's really terribu Oh my god, so much, John. It's
the tea various this stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Now, we were just talking about shaving, and I shave
every other morning. I don't like doing it in the evening.
You know, you just have these routines. My dad did that.
He used to shave in the morning, and that he
taught me how to shave, and so I've just carried on,
even though it means I have to get up a
bit earlier earl yeah, and shave, but I like the
routine about it. And like there's something about when you're
when you've had a shave, you, I believe my mind,

(13:25):
it is just per second you feel fresher y.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
You feel like that when you show you feel fresher,
don't you.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, I like to feel my face.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, even this morning, coming in and the traffic ars
is just run in my hand and a smooth and
chin and I felt damn fresh. And if you feel fresh,
oh my god, you know you're going to be listening
to many it's fresh on air as well. There's probably
a freshness to me today listeners, and you couldn't work
out what it is. But now I've explained to go, oh,
that's what it is, because there is a freshness coming

(13:53):
up the speakers.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Christian, It's it's the fresh hot shave. I had today.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Where are you shaving? Are you shaving in a shower.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Or the moment I come out rio because you've got
to The skin is warm and soft.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's like a peach. It's ripe. Shave that peach now.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
But do you make a big message water all over
the sink with splashing and splashing and splashing, because.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
No, here's what I do.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I don't use any shaving lotion because I believe it
now it clugs up the blades, those five beautiful jet blades.
I don't want them clogged up with anything with the cream.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
All the fun.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
I need to do in the.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Western times, I'm raw dog in it. And that's another thing.
You would have heard that on today's show, like is
he raw dog in it today? I am, but in
a fresh way. There's rawless and there's freshness.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Wait, what sort of are you using those old timy
like single blade or are you using a Gillette sort of?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
King Charles, do you know I've got a barber in
my house, in my own suite, you know when those
of chair goes back, you know, and I'm having a
freshly cut shave.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
In my head. All English people go to like Sweeny.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Time you've got that white blanket they got. They chill
your back and they cut you, and.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
This more gangster comes in and shoots you in the chair. No, no, no,
I'm just I'm just shaving it. And then I use
bursts of water to clean the blade because it gets cloggy,
and then I continue shavy.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
How do you do it?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Yeah, I go in the shower. I have an anti
fog mirror.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh I didn't you get one?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yes, although they're not completely foolproof. On Sunday, actually went
to a comedy show and I could do a quick
shave before, but I had almost like a Shannon old
go tee that I didn't realize.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
The soul patch.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yeah, I had to go to one of the seven
eleven's and ask them for they're disposable raisers in the
street because I were meeting friends upwards for dinner and
I was like, I won't be able to stop.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
So I did. And then you're shaving in the streets. Yeah,
I did.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Comedy Republic, thought you were.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Doing your own sort of comedy show. I tell you
what to drive me? Nut, says, So Sarah has these ladies.
You get given these real lightweight to spoke all razors aren't.
They're very flimsy, and and they think they're still pink.
In this day and age, there's still pink where the
men get the black and it's great.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
It's almost like it's like something.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
So now you get the pink ones that are really
But my wife uses my gray, tall, shiny chrissy one,
and I always go to your blunt the blade. She goes,
not were wolf.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
There's not that much hair that's going to damage your blades.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Well, then use your own raisor why do you why
are you using Christmas?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
It's sharper, yes.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Sammy, Sarah, it's like you know, yeah, it's like it's primed,
it's like it's sharp sharpened it it's ready to go.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Well, why don't you just buy your own male.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Razor because he is better. We don't need to. We've
already got one, we've got his double.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Right, So there's there's there's that there's rival razor companies.
These are global brands, okay, because you know she should
go up there that there was a one in supermarkets
where they should have Attagiman to buy new blades.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yes, yes, people would still.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Be nothing else in the supermarkets is highly goddess Men's
razor basis, because then would expense they would justify it
is that they spend millions and millions and millions every
year on research and development for new blade technology.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
What happened.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Friend of mine was a trained scientist and works on
these big companies at the forefront of razor teleology, and went,
we've got five blades. Surely that's here now. But then
yesterday I was at the train station here in Richmond,
went for the train to go home, and there was
a big poster for a new Razor blade. The headline
was now with anti clog technology, and I was like, God,

(17:42):
damn it, he's out there doing good work.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, all.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Right, you can have your say no, you can have
your spray, you can vent your spleen, write their downrar.
Actually sometimes it just stumbles my way.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
You know why, because I'm.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Fresh ass today fresh assaved.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Sounded it ad out of context?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Sorry, Oh sorry, did I snort?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, Okay, it happens. It's only like three or four
times a year, you know.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
It's the age, you know, like a car, over a while,
we'll start to just break down the car. Brets can
start playing that the spark clubs are the smart spy
plugs aren't sparking as well, and so sometimes you're going
to get sometimes on a little snorts which come out
one of those little little Tommy Trickley came out. Any

(18:32):
we need to do, we should do it as a
prise whenever it happens, calling first person.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
When Patsy lets.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Out no, one of those golden snorts.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
That feels like a headline we don't want to read.
There's no scandal here.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I told you that's your own life bleeding into areo again.
Is that Way've been off for a couple of days.
Too much of the golden snort?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Okay, Family shows pj PG guys, all right, small thing,
big rage for me, Big.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Rage for me.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
My wife dumping the tea bags in the sink. Just
in front of the sink is a door where the
bin is behind it. It's half a calorie of extra effort.
Come on, Sarah, So small thing, big rage?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
What's it for you?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Good morning, Welcome to the Christian o'connells Show. If you
just tuned in ten minutes ago, it happened again. Maybe
it'll be three or four months.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
She had one of those.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
We're getting it. We're getting it looked up. It's gonna
be okay. But we get through this together. Pers We're
here for you as you start to break down.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Can't help it, you can't one of us. It's just
a body function, you know.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Can I say another one?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
It's like buses, you know, wait for ages and three
all of a sudden. But no, we must come on
with the show. Not what's all right? Small thing?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Big rage?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
You know what really grinds my gears? Smart Christian? Nothing
irks me more. It's a great word, isn't it. You
don't hear it enough these days. Let's get it out
there more often. Think of the ice bucket challenge.

Speaker 8 (20:08):
Ook.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Nothing irks me more because you can also have it
to be irksome goode. Yeah, nothing irks me more than
my housemate leaving his rubbish on the bench above the bin.
It's the same dirty plates and stuff like that above
the flipping dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yes, wash is just there. Really inches away, Christian?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Big rage for me as well. Sand at my three
year old brings home from childcare. We have enough to
start our own sand at home Chris, Chris is maybe
your kid is is he tunneling out somewhere?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
You know.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Where it is now? Sorry, they've been playing that clip
now when Patty's laughing, I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
It's Yeah, Christian and the sisters. The sisters are still
strong today, very very on. There's estrogen seeping through the speakers.
The one thing that shoes me crazy is where my
wife leaves all of her dresser drawers.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Open after getting changed for the day. My wife does this.
It is a knee and shin minefield.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yes, and we've got those sliding sort of doors. I
can't slide to get onto my side.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, ankles and shins always bruised. Christian.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
For me, it's leaving dirty clothes on the floor, literally
right next to the dirty clothes basket.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Started on the clothes teenage girls. Did you find this
with the girls? Audie will have a T shirt on
for about three minutes, decide to change, and she puts
it in the law anything that's been on it, regardless
of the amount of time that's lapsed.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, five or six outfit changes, and certainly, rather than
fold it up, the freshly cleaned launder thing gets chucked
in the laundry.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Being we're on the of the dream.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
I just launder all week. That's all I did last
weekend was washing. I did about six loads of washing
because I don't know what's c what's dirty?

Speaker 4 (22:01):
You told me, Patty want the how many loads of
washing do you do every day?

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Two to three?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Two to three every day? Seriously, it would be three
to five for us with two girls. So about a
week and a half and one Sunday, my wife and
I now were empty nest is.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
We were having a moment. It was like really, like
my god, this is so depressing.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I didn't know it'd be this hard, and so we
all talked about it and I said, look now this
also balanced that out there is there are some glimmers.
I said, have you noticed all the way only any washing? Yeah,
I said, s I don't think I've done a single
wash point. I've been joining them. It's in like two
or three a week.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Wow, it's magic water, Bill.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
You're let me run out of what were the pros?
But anyway, small thing, Big.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Rage Christian Connor Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Small Thing, Big Rage Christian.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
But my fiance leaves her bowl of cereal with milk
and any uneaten cereal in the sink.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I know at that site.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Nathan, my daughters came back home Monday for my birthday.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
They stayed the night.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yesterday I get back from work, the house is empty
and it's literally full of how it used to be.
There was something not pleasing about that anymore. Actually, and
it was the first It was just a bowl of seal.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
You're right. So it's welded the muse lely and it's
like I'm scrubbing away.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It actually took simiously a couple of minutes boiling hot water.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
To try and chip away barnacle.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah it's a barnacle.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, it's a crustacean on the side of the flipping bowl.
So Nathan, I get it hardens within like ninety seconds
against the marinading in it Christian small thing.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Big rage.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
When our cat claws the leather lounge sofa, I literally
get the brim out and chase her around the house.
Oh my god, honestly, our cat, Larry, that guy literally
is the king of the house, big cat. Do you
know what I have to I had to buy ay
this is Chris right, and had to buy a double
cat timer. So I feed him. I feed him in

(24:05):
the evening right, but I often then have to set
one to open at two thirty am.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Then because monkeys. I don't remember when we had that
animal psidekick.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
She said that Larry the cat in a previous life
that was a professor and he used to come up
with like new sort of ideas on a bean bag
getting high.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
So I think he's he's an eaty cat. He's still
got that monkey part of him. It's still there.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
So it's hammers because it is. We've got this big
sort of cat. He would otherwise here barrel up against
the door that shut and stop shoulder by to.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Get it up. It's Larry.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
There's no way who can sleep during this small cat
big rage.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
And then my wife wilgoes, is that Larry? Wait?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
And this he got real polite burglars say, excuse me,
where the car kis? So now, so he leaves us low.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I had to buy this thing that had the program
every night, so he gets fed at two thirty am.
Otherwise we get the old wake up call from the
cat shoulder barging.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
The door like an automatic cat feeding.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yes, yes, wow.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Anyway, this morning I get the old oh my god,
why is it what's happened, Chris? But must have flipping cat.
I go out then and obviously forgot to set it.
Last night rushing around was like the bangings, it's not opening.
What is going on? So yesterday on the show, Oh,

(25:38):
if you weren't listening, you missed a hell of a
show yesterday.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
I go for one. I know, bum story.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Bum stories came out of nowhere, but what a show.
We had booty calls yesterday on the show, so many
stories about how did you hurt your backside?

Speaker 8 (25:53):
We went to the Melbourne Cricket Ground to watch the
wonderful Hodes Is the critics. They hit a magnificent six.

Speaker 9 (26:00):
We stood up, I did.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
The Mexican wave.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
The steat flipped up. I went to sit.

Speaker 8 (26:04):
Back down and I cracked my cockstick phone on this see.

Speaker 11 (26:08):
I got a mattress in a box, popped it on
my bed, opened it up, being so excited to try
it out, and it knocked me over and broke my
sa craul vertebrae. Ten months later, I'm finally allowed to
go back to work.

Speaker 9 (26:21):
Went hiking with my eggs and my kids went through
these trees. There was a wastness and I got repeatedly
stung on my butt. Eventually got home and put the
coll packs on him, and I was on my stomach
for quite.

Speaker 10 (26:33):
A few days.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Let this email come through the last ten minutes right
from a listener called Tom McCready, and he's got my
attention because it says here broken booty.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Then he goes to caps lock must reach.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wow, you have me, mister McCready. Christian I broke my
cock six when I was thirteen whilst on a ski
trip with the school. It was our last day and
my friends and I decided to try snowboarding. I regretted
it immediately and for the rest of my school life.
Whilst trying to stop on my toe edge brackets facing

(27:10):
the slope, I didn't quite come to a halt. When
I put my heel down, the edge dug into the
show and sent me over backwards onto my ass.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh it was excruciating.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I had to be rescued off the mountain by a
snow patrol on a stretcher straight to go and see
this snow doctor.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Kind of doctor is that? Is that? What he didn't
quite qualify?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
While you could go and work at the ski resorts,
kids were damaged asses.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I don't want to do that. Well, it didn't work hard.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I'm afraid Mount Bullers where you're heading, Well, that's not
a slope, it's a slight one. They told me there
was nothing to be done again the snow doctor Jack.
There's another thing you can do apart from oh my god,
poor guy sit on an inflatable doughnut. RN coach journey
was fourteen hours long. I just sit on a donut.

(28:04):
Needless to say, oh my friends and the whole school trip.
I was given the nickname for the rest of my
years at school as Donut. There was nothing I could
do to ever escape the curse the name.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
You're right at school. Maybe we should talk about this week.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Once you were assigned a nickname at school, no matter
what you went on to do. You might be a
captain that takes your sports team to win a state title.
It does not matter you are Donut. Once you get crowned,
there's no going oh no, can I have a cool one?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's it. And this poor lad here for years later
at school is simply die ye, Tom McCready, this was
a muster read Thank you very much. If there are
any more booty calls out there, The.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Christian Small Thing, Big Rage. My hospital is incapable of
sealing food after opening it wraps taco shells, biscuit lollies,
spice packets. Hey, I'm really going to upset you, Kelly,
but I am also guilty of that. Yeah, it's my
wife is constantly teaming off and throwing out stale food.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
And you know, sometimes I even get the taco If
there's taco shells left they didn't get used, are simply
the box had been opened. I just sort of position
it to the wall and move it to the back of.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
A cover and think it seals it that that that
the seeming world.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
There, anhing's getting in there. It's like a submarine. Those
tacos are going to be foil fresh.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
So you're the blame for the weavel infestations.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Hanging in the air. It's just there's looks exchanged.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
And I have not I can't pleae and not guilty
because it is the weavils there, because I'm there. The
only way we're really going to get with those weavils
is getting rid of me, and we don't want to
start those rumors again.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Well, this is exciting.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Just a couple of minutes ago, I was asked to
leave the student video while the studio was prepared by
producer Rio. Who has something here? What are we going
to receive right now? A unique transmission from.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
You, Christian. Since Sunday, I've been holding onto something which
I think could be a part of human history. We
are right now, in this very moment, standing on the
cusp of something that has never happened before, with the

(30:32):
potential to go even further.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Wow, you've got me.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Are you ready, Patrina Jones, Christian O'Connell to risk delight
with me?

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Weekday? We must risk delight?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
All right?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Let me take you back to Sunday, Sunday morning making
scrambled eggs. Will and I do it every every weekend.
Crack the first egg, Oh wow, a double yoka. Can't
remember time that happened. Was pretty excited. You guys, remember
the last time you've had a double yoka? I've never had,
never had, Yes for me, I cracked the second one,

(31:11):
double yok Oh wow, this two double two double yoka
on the bounce, bang bang on the bounce. I look
it up. Okay, that's pretty crazy. I was getting excited.
One in one thousand chance of a double yoka. I've
just had two in a row.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
What are the odds?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
And then that's one in a million.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
He said, I actually, do you have it? Is it is?

Speaker 4 (31:38):
It's one in a million?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
A million is one one in a million?

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Wow, that's your new nickname one.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
It might have to change. I cracked the third deck.
No way, I leave my body. At this point, I'm
freaking out. I actually call my dad because amount and
I called. I said, three double yokas in a row.
He goes in China. That means a baby's on the way.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
A lot of doctors you'll be calling.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
That is huge, incredible, incredible passive. Three double yokers, three
double yokas, one in a million, where you.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Got two back to back. What's it with one.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
And a billion? No, I said, because I know at
this moment where something crazy is going on, something bigger
than all of us is happening. I said, We'll get
your phone. We need to record this for the fourth egg.
Christian play the audio that says egg number four.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
There's a clip labeled egg four. Let's play it happen.
What is happening?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Five double yokers might have were not opening, might have
mislabeled it. But five we got not just four double yokers, guys,
five double yokers in a row. At this point, I'm
telling every group chat.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Tell me you filmed four and five.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I filmed four and five.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
We've got to put them up on Instagram. We will
guys about to go viralistic.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
And everyone's I played a guy in tennis at midday
that day. I told him about it. He goes, you've got
to crack the rest of them. I said, I'll wait,
I will save it for my beloved radio show.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Well, yeah, in three days time, you had enough energy
to crack eggs and play tennis Sundays. But they did
fancy work Monday on Tuesday, free Wednesday for some mangled audio.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Of egg nine or something. But anyway, we're missing the
really big thing here. This is insane.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
This is crazy in my hands right now.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
So you watched the thing. Why did I have to
leave the studio? No way.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
I have saved the remaining seven eggs. I have cracked
five eggs, five double yokers in a row. The odds
of that are one in a trillion. I'm not kidding.
We are a trillion rarefied here.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
So five double yokers back to back, back to back
to back to back to back.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Yes, could we possibly pull off the never before double
yoke dozen jackpot?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
All right, let's just take a moment here. Three minutes
ago you said we're on the verge of history. Big words. Yeah,
but now I see those were exactly the right words
to you. Thank you, so the only way to describe
what we are. However, right now, let's just take a moment.
Everything's moving very very quickly right now. Yeah, people around

(34:52):
this great city all want to hear you will open
up the next eggs. I want to hear them cracked open?
What is there?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Do we go to? Do? We go to seven? Can
history be made? Right now? Live on the show has
taken a moment. We're back with this after the.

Speaker 12 (35:07):
News Christian O'Connell show, Gone podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Good morning, It's to Christian O'Connell's show on no normal
day and no normal show. Because right now, you, me,
whoever's listening, wherever you are in the world, right now,
we're always going to have this moment, an incredible moment
of radio intimacy.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Me, you and some eggs seriously got goosebumps, Patsy, I feel.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
That all of our lives have been leading to this moment.
April nine, seven, four to two. It feels significant when
you say that, oh I don't crunch those numbers.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
What do you get? That pyramid opens up? Seacrivilege of
Atlantis is there. This is the febinashy sequence on air.
So let's just rewind everything.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
If you just joined us on Sunday, you're getting ready
to make scrambled.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Eggs, a romlok scrambled eggs. Okay, so you have a
packet of eggs.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yep, just a regular packet of eggs. I've got to say,
this is just Sunrise eggs. They're not a double Yoka
pack I know that those exist. This is not that
I've been buying these same eggs for as long as
I've been in Richmond. Never ever have I had a
double yoka.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
So I'm looking at the egg packet as well.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I can verify it. This is to your normal eggs.
These are not double yokas. I know you can buy
double yokas. These are not double yokas. These are accidentally
just one in a million, yes, double yokas.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
There's a one in one thousand chance a chicken at
any time will lay a double yoka. Not only did
I have one double yoka, the next egg was a
double yoka. The egg after that was a double yochk.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
So if you cancel, so we've got three so far.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
That's three. At this point I say to my partner,
will get your phone because you might be recording history.
This is egg number four so far, three double yokas
in a row, six yokes, three cracks, fourth yoke? What
the is going on? Those are the right words?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Four double yokus? And what are the odds? What is it?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
One in a trillion?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Gosh? So what it is?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
One in a trillion for four double yokas in a row.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
But then it doesn't stop there no four double yokas,
goes to does it happen?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
What is happening?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
What if it's a.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Whole carding them? At this point we'll got bored of it.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
And bless him. Should have cut that guy out? Not
a radio voice hard We so like Jack.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
And the eggs at this point are getting very yoki.
For the scrambled egg had to pull the trigger. And
then everyone that I'm telling family group chat's friend group
chat's footy. Everyone says, my dad, he's a doctor.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
He must have been so proud of his song.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
I've ned that Chinese dad.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
To please give five double yolkers, especially after he's calling
the homeland. This goes right to the press. You'll get
a special commendation.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yes, all right, so you have this holy carton of eggs.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yes, I've got what could be the first ever double
yolk dozen jackpipe.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Oh my god, egg man, eggman crack away. That'd be
the chant that people around schools will be chanting today, Eggman,
eggman crack.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Away, egg number six, one in quintillion chance. And I
must say, if this is just, if this isn't a
double yoke, it's just some guy cracking eggs radio.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
All?

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Right?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Here we go, egg number six.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
It's a double yoka.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
It's a double yoga.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
What quarter chillion.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Wa yoka?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Genuinely, thank you very much for bringing the cartlevas, and
so the pats and I could actually be part of this.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Now in shade, and anyone listening one one in quintillion.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
One in quintillion chairs.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Six double eggers.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Something bigger than this's all is going on right now?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Six double yokas?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Do we just call it?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
There? No, no, you gotta keep going.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Go for seven?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Yeah, egg number seven?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
This is now egg number seven. We don't even know
what the odds are. Oh my god, he's done it
again again. I've got goose bumps. It's another double yoka.
It's just seventh one?

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Actually cool?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Or Lee get it, mister Lee. You've got to carry on. No, no, no, no,
carry come on, come on?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Okay, okay, So this is agnomorate ignomorate? Is it a
double yoka? Let's find out?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Oh my god, it's another double yoka.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
Kay.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
I have not tampered with these, I know, like, how
could you? I have not these eggs?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Eight double yokas on the bounce a regular.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
It's just the same eggs I've always bought.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
All right, this is number nine.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
It's another.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You know, even a reaction.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I'm actually like this point like, I'm I'm actually scared.
I don't know what is happening. I don't know what's happening.
There's no explanation for this. I've googled online and then
there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
So is this egg number ten? Egg ten or egg ten?

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Bang?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
It's another double yoka? Ten on the go double yokas? Okay,
all right, sore two left, now eleven and twelve.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Surely, surely, never before in human history has there been
a whole dozen double yokers. Even if you're like, no.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
I've never heard of it. No, I've never even had one. Okay, okay,
all right, it's going in now, Okay.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
This is number eleven, number eleven, number eleven? Is it
double yoka? Is it? See? It is double yoka?

Speaker 10 (41:44):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Okay, that bowl is now breaming with double yoke eggs.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
If this is if this egg in my hand is
a double yoka. Ladies and gentlemen, you've been a part
of history.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Do it, do it?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Double yo, double yoke.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Okay, let's go. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
So we just saw real just what in front of
our eyes, six six seven doubles.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
We have filmed all this. You'll be going to watch
this very soon on Instagram, Christian O'Connell show, and on
Facebook as well. The bowl is a mess. There's so
much egg yolks there.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
This is you should be records.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, you're right, Pat, Let's find out as quick as
was what is the current Guinness Big records for double
yokas randomness? This is and again must just remind you
this is not a packet. You can see the packet.
It's just a normal carton of normal eggs that any
of us would get. These are not special double yokas.
I know you can get this. This is not the packet.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
I've been buying these eggs for years. I've ever had
a single double yoke.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I've never had one in my life.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
You find that surprising you've never had one?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
But no, just witness sounds in.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Life can't get better, but actually can't get better?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
That is amaz Wow?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Where to now?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I think we just have to finish the show at eight?
How can we top.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
That Christian Connell Show podcast?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I don't think what historians refer to the last ten
minutes has big egg Wednesday? Who knows it's not for
us to rewrite history. That brings to the next generation
cracking the truth. That's what she's on news. Christian Rio
should contact the company. He may justus have opened the
golden ticket and might get a personal tour. You're right,

(43:47):
he's Eggie Wonka of a Chuck Farm Love.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
I'm jealous?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Can I take my dad?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Lee a fucking good time? Now if you just tuned
in something incredibles has happened. But youuce area at the
weekend was cracking eggs and not one, not two, not three,
and not four five double.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yokas on the bounce. And this is just a normal
carton of twelve eggs. It's not the double yok as
you can buy. He brings the carton of eggs in
because this guy realizes just maybe maybe there might be
a six, seven, eight, dare we nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
It's just happened live on the show. So an entire
twelve egg carton, all double yokas. So what are the odds?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Well, the odds are and it's a number I've never
even heard because it's so it's a one in one
thousand odds for any chicken to lay a double yoka,
a single double yoka, a single double yoka. So to
get twelve in a row. I mean, I don't even
know what this word means. But it's one in one undercillion.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Oh, I've never heard of that. So it's either a trillion.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Ah, yeah, yeah, it's like a trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Wow, I'm shaky, it's incredible now, But USI kelying, what
have you found out about the current Guinness Book of
Records where they stand on this.

Speaker 13 (45:06):
So Guinness World Records do not officially recognize a record
for the most double yolk eggs found in.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
A single game.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Maybe it's about time they rethought that.

Speaker 13 (45:13):
However, there have been some notable instances in history where
people have had a lot of double yolks before the
first one was in twenty twenty with Kareem Finch from
Australia right reported finding six double yolk eggs in a
single carton.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Only six. We just smashed it, just doubled that, my friend.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
That's child's play.

Speaker 13 (45:33):
But then a guy called to set, Tom Tassetti from
the UK had twelve double yokess hands over there carton.
Now it is stated he stated that there is only
sixteen thousand times less.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Likely than winning the lotto. That is how unlikely unlikely
it is that sent.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
It's hard to understand sixteenth by the way you said.

Speaker 13 (45:59):
It, ten thousand times less likely than winning the lottery.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
That doesn't sound so it's easier to win lotto than
it is an entire.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
You said it the other way around.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
You're sixteen times more likely to win the lotto than
getting a cant of.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Twelve double yocres. Yes, wow, there we go. We weren't
there there? What are the odds?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Then this was past?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
You're right, you're right. I'm sorry I should have still think. Sorry, yes,
quite right.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
It actually throws shade over the Royal Melbourne Home lottery call,
which we're going to do.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I'm not sure it's a five dollar house tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Well, all right, coming that next time pass.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
He's got the eight o'clock news. Is the lead story? Rio?

Speaker 10 (46:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (46:44):
No, sorry, Royo?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Is he the and finally no? Oh okay.

Speaker 12 (46:49):
Christian O'Connell Shoe podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Your stories of coincidence and chance in this week's What
Are the Odds?

Speaker 14 (46:57):
I was fishing years ago with my ad and lost
a lure, which is a crime punishable by death in
our family.

Speaker 15 (47:04):
Usually.

Speaker 14 (47:05):
He rebaited my hook put another lure on for me.
Later that day, we dropped off all the fish we'd
caught to an old Greek friend of his that wanted it.
He picked up the tub a couple of days later
with a lure in it. It was inside one of
the fish, so we had caught the same fish twice.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
I was sitting on the side of the Gunner bought
out of my brain.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
Please just make five dollars fight across the road.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
And I look up and the leaves are blink and
there's literally the way I'd imagine it in my mind.
There's five dollars fighting across the road.

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Manifestation station, Christian, I, maybe Rio needs to change the production.
Were you a Rio who cracked twelve double yokus?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yes for the next time.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Good morning, Caddy, she's got one to get us go
And CHRISTI and I sold something on Facebook market place
yesterday as the buying spank to the goods. They found
the original receipt in the box from my initial purchase
seven years ago, exactly to the day, the eighth of April.
What are the odds? Double yokers?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Patsy, you got one for us today?

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Funniest thing last week with Rio, don't you love? This
hasn't happened to me in so long. I put on
a jacket that I haven't worn since last sort of autumn,
and in the pocket was a fifty dollar note.

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Someone's cashions like a gangsters.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
I thought, what is this in my pocket?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Pemp Mama?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
It was fifty a fifty dollar note? Anyway, I was
so excited.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
I had to tell Rio, and then that night on
the WhatsApp group, he sent me a photo. What did
you find in the jeans pocket?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:47):
I took my jeans out of the wash fifty dollar
note in that little inn of that little pocket that
you never used.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yes for Constira semptives that's actually what it was created for.

Speaker 15 (48:57):
Really, Yes, that's a one yeah, yes, yeah, now we
know anyway, You're right, fifty fifty.

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It's it's just my house keys getting double yochas in
the game. Believe it.

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Nine four one four one oh four three. All right,
let's go to giving you time to put her through.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Sally.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
With all the commotion, we've forgotten how radio works. You've
been away for a couple of days now, Sally, Sally, Sally,
welcome to the show game.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Good morning, Good morning, Sally. What are the odds you
got it? My friend? All right, Sally? What's your story
for us?

Speaker 10 (49:43):
So very coincidental. I also cracked twelve double yokus from
and every Day of Cold Eggs, and then a wee
week later I won ten thousand dollars in Cole's gift

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cards at the same coals that and I bought.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
The this is incredible.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
It was a sign if you have to.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
Come, Yes, I think you're going to be lucky. You
got to get a tax ticket, yeah, marketing Sloto.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Well your dad said it would be babies, but maybe
it's cash.

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Yeah, the best baby cash. Sanny, what incredible, two incredible
moments there.

Speaker 10 (50:38):
Amazing, amazing And you know obviously now I am a
bigger because shopping at calls.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, Sally, what were you more excited about the double
yokas or the ten k?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I think we can?

Speaker 10 (50:50):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Double?

Speaker 9 (50:55):
Was amazing?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Christian Show Gone Podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
What are the Odds? Your stories every Wednesday of coincidence
and chance? Donna, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 8 (51:09):
Good morning, Christian.

Speaker 10 (51:10):
What are the odds?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
What are the odds? Donna?

Speaker 8 (51:13):
Well, my sister and I decided to go out to
the Posties and play, and we came home losing fifty
dollars each. And on the way out she joked that
we're going home broke, and I said, oh, I might
win Pats Flato tonight. I've got a ticket in the
twenty four million dollar draw. So when I got home,

(51:34):
checked the ticket and sure enough I'd won first Division.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Oh, we're all doing to know, Donna. How much did
you win?

Speaker 8 (51:42):
Well, it was a random syndicate ticket, So we won
two point four million and I walked away with two
hundred and forty five thousand.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Quarter just under a quarter of a million dollars.

Speaker 8 (51:57):
Yeah, and I only paid seventeen dollars for the ticket.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Pretty good return on your investment. Yeah, wow, he is insane.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
We can't give you a call of the week.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
You had enough money? Okay?

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Wow, So you go on fifty dollars down, then suddenly
you're a quarter of a million dollars up.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yeah, I bet you couldn't believe us. What did you
actually do? Do you? How does what happens? Next? You
call someone is a twenty four hour sort of helpline.

Speaker 8 (52:27):
Well, it taught me six hours to convince it that
I won. We woke up a friend about four o'clock
in the morning to confirm the numbers. Next, I don't
drink red wine. I think we drank about six bottles
of red wine.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Wow, the next morning over Yeah, that lovely call for
that someone who get nine am the next day.

Speaker 8 (52:49):
Oh, they put the ticket through the machine and said
it was we've held and the ladies doing that before
so I had to go into who are petswato in
the city.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I didn't know they had a headquarters in the city
with a big special machine.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
You go with your chick in oh with held?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Oh yeah, what are the odds you don't want to
pay me cough of a million call in coins. So anyway,
and what happened, It all got sort of out. It
was with held and then what was there? Just an
adminara or.

Speaker 8 (53:26):
Oh no, no, you've got to go in and register
it in uh fank Kilda there in the head office
and you were checked two weeks later.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Wow, now if you don't mommy asking what did you
do with the money?

Speaker 10 (53:41):
Well?

Speaker 8 (53:41):
I paid off my house, I bought a new car,
new furniture, took my son to Queensland to the same
parks Sydney, bought him a new dog a motorbike.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Oh my god, what a spree went on. So what
was it all gone? Within three months?

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Longer than that?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Well, john oh.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
My god, you really did make some big life changing
decisions and things with it.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
How amaze am Yeah? I love it. Great story, Johnna,
Thank you very much for give us a call. Take care.

Speaker 10 (54:13):
Thanks by Damien.

Speaker 7 (54:17):
Good morning, Good morning, team, how you're going.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Jamien, Thanks for calling the show. Now, what's your story?

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So I'm a builder and I meet a lot of
people out on the road and in amongst me trade
every day, and I'm hopeless of remembering names. So I
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(54:46):
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and all that, and we've got a guy up the
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(55:07):
our house. We're actually leasing one of his investment properties
while we renobout our house, and on the least documents,
as we're signing it, I found out his name is
actually Mike Neighbor.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
That's a great one, Mike Neighbor.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Like, I've never got it right.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
And every once in a while we're always right. Mike Neighbour.
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Well, and now need to go.

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