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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
App Got anything Big?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good Morning, Reo, Good morning, Good morning, Patsy, Morning Patsy.
How was your day yesterday?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I have one of those days yesterday where I don't
know if you do this at home? Chris is always
having a go at me if I need to, and
I do it a lot with my handbag. My handbags
cop the brunt of my blunt force sort of trauma
because I will throw them so I have.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh yeah, it's a constant daily argument. It's either dumped
at the door so I will fall over on the wail,
it's dumped further down the floor, kick down the hallway,
it's on the kitchen top, it's on the floor. How
have you seen my handbag? Can you go and find
my handbag? And then I'm guessing how many handbags do
you actually have.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Pats Oh, I have quite a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, same as my wife. And it's about the expense
of them. They're just like when I dread being asked,
can you go and find my handbag? On which the
small one, the medium sized gray one, the tote one,
the strange brown one.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
I hate that you love.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I love bags, bags and my thing even more than shoes.
I love a bag, always have. And if I see
something when we're out, oh gee, that's a nice bag. Crystal, say,
you've got a million at home.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
How could you possibly get a DNA?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Say?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
My wife loves love handbags. They're my thing anyway, yesterday.
So I like, it's about the shape and it's about
the feel of a bag.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's it's very personal.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Like I don't know if it's the same for you
guys with a wallet or a backpack wear.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
What year do you think we're the World's getting out
some big old leather water for my Blockbuster CARDI.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
My flexible friends.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
But I like like an old sort of The shape
I like is like an old doctor's bag. And I
like short handles. I don't like them over my shoulder.
They've got to be.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Like a granite.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Cross shoulder when don't like it.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Anyway, So last night I had to go and do
something at the back of the house.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
But I have my bag, So instead.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Of walking up to the kitchen bench and placing it there,
which I should because it's quite a nice expensive bag.
I actually threw it, and because it's.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Sort of like a sho would she throw it? Because
I knew i'd get it like.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
You junk in there?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You know. Also, I still remember my mum telling me
once as a kid, several times, you know, you should
never go rummaging around at a woman's purse. So even
now when my wife says, can you go and find
my keys, and.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
You fel weird about it business going in.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
There, I've just my mommy told me that stuff stays
with a young, innocent child.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
I remember whenever my mom asked me to get something
from her handbag, it was just a labyrinth, mysterious world.

Speaker 8 (03:02):
There's so many little holes.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
And zips, side doors and shoes. There's always tissues in
themsues say, child's cheek.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
With, There's all sorts of things safety do you reckon?

Speaker 8 (03:18):
If we said, oh, can you get X out of
your bag? Then tissues?

Speaker 7 (03:21):
You could do it blindfolded, like you could just grab it.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
And just that she's got a chemist warehouse, isn't there
when anyone needs parasitam on neurof and up as down
as benders Benzo dabasines or whatever they're called. She's always
got in the tardis small handbag and it's fathomless. It's
the Chronicles of Narnia. I pray I never fall in,
I'll never come out.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
But all mums are the same. But anyway, so I
turfed it.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Now, when I say I turfed it, I don't mean
it from like a meter or two away. I mean
from like halfway across the living room, kind.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Of over turf.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Anyway, I did hit the bench, to my credit, but
then it's skidded and it just kept skidding and it
skidded all the way.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Into and as we know Rio, it's quite expensive one. Yeah, auntie,
carry got it for you.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
It's get it into the sink of soapy water.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
So yeah, so everything Luckily my phone wasn't in it,
but everything was wet. And Chris is like, well that
will teach you for throwing stuff, turfing stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You know. The the Olympics they have the discuss let's
have the handbag toss you do?

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Like, was it?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
How many rotate they do?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
But we do it in that circular thing that they
actually do.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
They rotate once or twice.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Don't the start warming under interviews and then they rotate
and release. We need women doing that with.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Handbags, and you need like weight divisions. You're right, yeah,
like different.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Weights of small medium and toad.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Let's definitely do this Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I wanted to Michael Bazi Christian for the price of
the Hamburg and surprise it didn't have abs breaking.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Stop the skidding. That's a great idea, funny.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
We are definitely going to organize. It's kind of like imagine,
I don't know what it's called. You know the thing
I'm talking about the Olympics they have that circle has
a fence around it for the hammer throw and the discus. Yes,
they do that sort of rotate, rotate, rote and then
spin hot hot hot release. That's but women with the
handbags and Patsy's right, they're waighted. So you've got small

(05:32):
medium and it's total the bigger one perats Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, well I guess tope bags always be yes. Yeah,
different white divisions.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Grand bag final.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I like, yes, let's do it in September. Okay, we're
going to do lates La party. This is a home
of your emails. Anything we talk about on the show.
We never leave it completely behind. You can pick it
up whenever you want. You're home for that. Your emails
we call lates the party late. Oh, first we have, Alison.

(06:05):
I love it when you revisit the topic of clever
business names. I've seen this one, Spruce spring Clean. Send
me a photo of the band too. Yes, I know
you're a fan of the Boss I am, and big
big news later on today. I think it's at five
o'clock the world premiere of the trailer, the full length

(06:25):
trailer of the biopic of Springsteen Jeremy Allen White as Springsteen. Jeremy, Yes,
he's got that muscular intensity. He'd be great. His audition
was two Seasons of the Bear. That's I'm being in
the East Street Band. Crammed in there so ye. It
drops later on today to Living Me from Nowhere, so

(06:46):
I cannot. It doesn't come out until October, but it's
super excited Allison.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
That is great.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Whenever you see a smart business name, send it into us.
I don't think we've actually talked about this on the
show yet. I think we put it up on Instagram
on Facebook about bragging rights done after a guy the
other day was talking about breaking his toe whilst playing
mini golf, but still played mini golf and smoked his family.
This was fifteen years ago.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
It still comes up heavy Christmas.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Everyone has in a family has those bragging rights and
over friends as well Christian bragging rights. Turns out when
I ran Your World's Greatest Fridge Challenge, actually had a
broken foot. Jim, and we had the two girls. I
think they were in VIC police. Well one of them
was a detective.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
They beat the father and son removalists.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Yes, Jesse, and I can't remember the other guy.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I remember the father and son removalists that the dad
had been a removalless for about thirty or forty years
and he had his young twenty somnit son. His son
had done what any twenty someone had done, gone out
the night before and got blacky. This cart. This guy
when he turned out Friday to do this breakfast show
up for grabs, was an amazing ens fridge. I think
they had to carry it two k yes, yeah, it
was a fair distance. It was put but he was translucent.

(07:55):
The twenty year old kids, he looked puce and he
kept throwing up, and I think the girls won by
I think it was like two hundred meters and the
dad was furious. I remember that was Emma, lovely to
hear from you again, Stuart, bragging partner. I got replaced
by my long term partner, my brother on a holiday
camplagning doubles tennis because he found someone better than Look

(08:19):
on his face when myself and new partner smoked him
in the finals was a picture. I regularly remind him
of my bragging rights, including even doing this story full
length version had the best man speech as well. Wow,
Connor Christian I boke and I broke both ankles in

(08:39):
my rugby season.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
We kept playing.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
This is a this is a rugby league player. YESNA,
be AFL players are not doing that. Remember when Clayton
All of the last year missed three games because he
has sprain thumb. I think NRL players they've got like
broken necks, snapped heads. What's that about Slater having to
at a press conference respond to someone calling.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Him a grub.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
He's a grown ups. He's a grown up.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
He's a stone cold legend of the game. Who's calling
be State to a grub and then he has to
respond to it? Please tell me what the press conference
wasn't called just about grubgate.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
She's not going to answer them exactly. Whatever you didn't say,
is he talking?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Still?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Start played every game, but the two games that I
broke my ankles in were a final I played with
a moon boo on No, I'm sorry, this is what
you call Ozzie b.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
You're not allowed to play with a moon boo.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
No. I'd love to see that had a fully game
one day, a play going off and then coming up
from the trim and with a moon boo tackling people
and kicking the boot. He's got an artificial advantage.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
She must have had the Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Tell You, I Tell you yesterday the show. We were
talking about you your stories? Have you been wedged? And
we had so many great stories. This came in overnight.
This guy here, Jamie, is a one man hype squad
good a Christian. I have a rip up wedge story
to share with you, involving a motorbike rider, a swarm
of bees, and a nine inch ankle grander. I cannot

(10:15):
get through on the number. Please, can you broadcast the
number or can someone on the team call me a sap.
It's as funny as team call Jamie.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Now the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. If
you're selling or thinking about selling a house in Bentley
or Elstonwick, email me. Tina, who works on a show,
is looking to buy a house around there found a
place yesterday she didn't like. It's a nightmare house hunting. However,
you know, maybe we can go directly, Tina. I'm happy
to be a kind of go between a real estate
agent for a small nominal cut.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Watch out Barry Park. There's a new cat in town.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
What's your commission? What are you taking?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I'm going to take a zero point seventy five Tina? Okay,
nzero points seventy five. But yeah, if you seriously are
are selling in Bentley or Elstonwick, was there anywhere else
you liked that you're looking at all?

Speaker 8 (11:05):
I would also nice?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh okay, good there. Please let me know.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Email me.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I'm serious, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Pats,
you're just about to do the news.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yes I am.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Are you really the news?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Of course I am.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Let's me play you versus the news. We're doing it
every single day this week. If you win, you win
two thousand dollars in cash. Thanks for seven News Melbourne
Live every night at six on seven and seven blasts.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
Let's play you verse news, youverse news?

Speaker 8 (11:40):
Will you be Patrina Jones Albo? She beats you?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Lines are open now to play one of you wins
two thousand dollars in five minutes time, thirteen fifty five
twenty two. To show you how it's done. She is news,
She's about to do the news. She breathes news. Patsy,
I got a news story for you yesterday. It's actually
one you were doing yourself yesterday. Pretty good job took.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Conston Street could soon be turned into a highway to
hell if the Lord may gets his wish.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
That's right for what is that Lord Mayor's name?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Nick Race?

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Well be a worry if I didn't know that, wouldn't it?

Speaker 8 (12:17):
I mean, I wasn't surprised you seem surprise.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
No, no, no, no, I I was surprised that you
were surprised. Do not throw me under that bus. Please, no,
let's expect it. No, please don't, Jeremy, Jeremy, rena me please.
I am stunted. You know that she didn't even think
about that straightway? Nick rees, how long has he been
doing it?

Speaker 8 (12:39):
Not long?

Speaker 4 (12:40):
When was was it earlier? This year? He was elected
to the position google Rios? When was he elected?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Was sworn in? Do I get sworn in?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:51):
Twenty twenty four?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Okay stopping? What can I say?

Speaker 5 (12:55):
She said to start this year?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Okay started, took over from Seally cap That's right, well.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well done, Patsy. Okay, lines are open now. That's how
you get on. We'll give you a question from the
news last night thirteen.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Every single day this week thanks to seven News Melbourne
Live every night at six on seven and seven plus
two thousand dollars a show to be one on You
versus the News. If you get it wrong, Patsy gets
some money and it rolls over. That's if we Luckily
we haven't had this because trying to get that money

(13:33):
out of her hands.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
That's not good line.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I get it. Let's just shove it one those Hamburgs. Yes,
all right, you versus the news. Let's play you.

Speaker 9 (13:47):
Verse news, youverse news?

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Will you be Patrina Jones Albo? She bet you?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Let's meet today's player.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
It is Dawn.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Good morning, Dawn.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Good morning Christian.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I'm good Dawn. You sound nice and lively. You've been
up for a while. I've tried to be Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Well, well don't you do a great job so far?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Dawn. Why don't we find out if it's going to
be a Dawn chorus for you this morning of cash?

Speaker 8 (14:17):
You didn't love it?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Now I've got a good feeling about Dawn based on
what well my mother in law her name was Dawn,
and I've got a good feeling for you.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Dawn.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
You know how you can do this.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Come on, listen, mate, Why don't you just keep it
quiet about the tea leaves?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
You consult it?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
All right, Dawn? Here is your question. So this is
based on the news last night. This is a story
from the news last night.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Dawn, have a listened to this.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
And inner City Melbourne Council has admitted to overcharging almost
two hundred and fifty thousand drivers with incorrect.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Real tough one there with the drivers readily hearable.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
What do you think they've been overchrived in the overcharge
of the drivers with what incorrect parking?

Speaker 10 (14:57):
Fun?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeahn awesome, Well done, Dawn.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
You've won two thousand dollars in cash. What are you
going to do with your money?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Girls?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
And I are going to Bali for fish pedicules and cocktails.

Speaker 8 (15:13):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
So many fish pedicules and so many cocktails. Dawn, well played,
Thanks to Corn the show. Enjoy spending your money in Bali.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
All right, same time tomorrow morning, Another.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Chance Christian Connall Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
It's a Christian O'Connell show on today's show at eight.
What are the odds before that? Brilliant brand new Oasis
entries And we're going to try and come to the
aid of this great city needs a marketing slogan. We
have some contenders and I have learnt nothing. Yesterday at
the hairdresses, I've somehow managed to get an argument with

(15:46):
a young lady coke my hair about something I got
into a massive arguing my wife about six weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
I've learned nothing. But right now though.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yesterda's show, Rio had a problem and so many of
you were calling and texting in with the solution. Thank
you very much. We're now going to try and mend
well that was the raw I used the word we
Rio is going to mend the problem that he was
talking about ye today on the show Rio remind everybody
what is the problem at home?

Speaker 7 (16:14):
I have my very favorite pair of Ralph Lauren blue
silk sleep shorts.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Those are fancy, those are nice. You sleep in those?

Speaker 8 (16:24):
Yes every night?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
And I look a little boy king yes.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
Yes, And I get so excited.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
That's more English than I am?

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Is that little what's that night that we willy winky?

Speaker 8 (16:37):
I love them.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
They're so soft, they're perfect, they fit me perfectly. But
I put them in the dry on Sunday and the
draw string aren't.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
You meant to let to silk dry? Naturally? I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
I don't own any silk ware Melbourne winter. Are you
just waiting forever and ever and.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Silk?

Speaker 4 (16:54):
It'll take like thirty seconds. I hold it outside a
window and it with.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Dry as You're right, it's it's still quick drawing trying.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
Yeah, anyway, we need hat gpt exactly exactly in the
prompt and you get an immediate answer.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
Well, that lack of patience is exactly the reason I
find myself in this situation right now.

Speaker 8 (17:13):
So the draw string has been yanked, yanked yanked in
the dryer.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Must have been a fun night. I remember being that age.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Now suddenly fast forward twenty seven years and man, there's
no yank.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I'd be washed those have I wore?

Speaker 8 (17:27):
I wore these the last couple of nights.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh no, that's so, And that's the wrong kind of
gender reveal as well. What's that funny staying at the front,
there was a funny. It's a normal teenage. It's naked
studio's friend. You keep rubbing them in your fresh you

(17:55):
remember wants to do that, all right, So you've got
the So the draw string is loose.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
The drawstring is really really long, and you know when
it gets lost to the waist, only got one, it's
useless and then there's falling down my butt. They're getting
increasingly frustrating to wear, and I don't know how to
get the draw string back in right.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
So so many of your contacts on the show yesterday.
First one was Luise Christian. I've got a potential solution
to Rio's draws issue.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Your draws, Marie, your draws.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Attached to draw string to a safety pint it, push
it through one hole and use a strong magnet to
guide through the waistband to the other side.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
I don't have a magnet engineer as well? Yes, true,
I do have a safety pin.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I presume they we win engineers. Radio engineers have magnets, surely.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
Not sure what they would necessarily use the modernization.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Maybe once upon a time they'd.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Have magnets down the garret. I bet you they've got
magnets down there. We also found this on, of course,
the home of all this kind of stuff. TikTok.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
How do you get a loose draw string back into clothing?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
It's simple to restring.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
You will need a safety pin and patience optional a
paper clip.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
All right, So what have you got?

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Yes, I have a have all of those things.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
I've got a safety pin, I've got a what's.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
This called paper clip?

Speaker 7 (19:12):
And I believe the idea is you sort of have
to very delicately thread this through the open hole. I've
attached the safety pin to the string and get it
all the way around, all the way around.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Now this is radio. This man rethread his draw string
on the radio.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
This is good stuff. This is how we get back,
all right.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
So the safety pin is going in through the waistband.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
It's in through.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, it's almost what you're doing here is efectively keyhole surgery.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
It is, yeah, I mean it's I would call it
p whole surgery. Now, this could take some time. I'm
just warning you.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Might take the whole show ice rate.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Oh no, it's not. It's not twenty five. We can't
go back.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
If you give me Patsy's news to get through it.
I reckon I can do the news.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Hasn't drop the news. Just carry this Iran wait. I've
got my own Iran situation right now.

Speaker 8 (20:08):
If you can give ten minutes, I reckon, I can
get this tear.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
It's a candle the middle of the show.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Ordy, you you're starting to assume Jack roll our responsibilities immediately.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcasts.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
All right, some brilliant new entries of coming overnight in
our big Oasis competition. We are giving you tickets to
go and see them live in London the opening night
at their big reunion, the big show. They said would
never ever happen again. They've never been live on stage
in London and seventeen years you actually get to be there.
Tell everyone you were there at Rock and roll history.
Sing it to win it live in London, seem to win.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
It's got your TICKI yeah, record your entry.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
You could be that when for real music fans, this
is bigger than Taylor surfs Era's tour and less costume changes.
Stick that Adidas gear on and just leave it on
for the whole world tour. Get those gazelles already. Lads,
all right, so we're asked you to sing it and

(21:11):
win it. We're in the last few days. You pick
your own, pick any Owaysis song, write your own lyrics
to it. Now. We did say when we started this
about ten days ago, it's not really a talent competition,
and boy, in all of last week that really got
tested and tested and tested. However, now there are actually
some great entries coming through. All of them are good
in their own way. Where did we go? First of all,

(21:34):
let's go to Deal. Then Dale loves Oasis. He's never
single live before, and if he wins this big trip,
epic trip to go to London seen live in Wembley's Stadium,
He's gonna take his dad with him this down and
his dad do Oasis covers in pubs, and I bet
they're really good. Dal's got a great voice. He's covered
with his own lyrics. Don't look back. In Anger, Dell

(21:55):
take it away on janheadplates, Wakin wemble.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
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met in London eleven years ago. He's doing cigarettes and alcohol?

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Shoe huge effort, well done. Now, a lot of you
were obviously putting a lot of effort into this. There's
the writing, recording it, probably re recording it and sending
in to thank you very very much and listening to
all of this. The effort, effort, originality, innovation, artistry has
been Hannah and she saw ang on a minute. There's
a different way you can do this. You simply start

(23:16):
to record an Oasis song that Noel's written and don't
add anything to it. Wow, I think we just found
the winner to day.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
That's going to be a actually.

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got a lot of time. That is the entry that
is twelve seconds singing it as they sung when you click,
saying you're.

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Broke it should have all right, thank you very much, Hanna.
Now a lot of you all picked one of their big,
big hits. Wonder wall a great sign. Can he sold
millions all over the world. What I've done now is
this is about seven different entries all in one beautiful mix.

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Great job up hearing this. Okay, it's not a beach.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I'm oh that is great. What a chorus?

Speaker 10 (25:23):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
That is so good. We played that game at the
end of the show. Thank you very much to everyone
who's working so hard to win this competition last few days.
If you want to get involved, it's still wide open.
Record your entry, email it to me. You can record
it on your phone very easy now. Christian at Christian
O'Connell dot com dot A you good luck.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yesterday I was getting my haircut. Thank you, I do younger.
It's very kind of you all to say that. On
the team and where I go, I go every four weeks,
every four weeks, and the young girl that cuts a right,
she's early thirties. And when I go in there, there's
never any men in there. I don't think there's ever

(26:04):
been a man other than me that goes there. When
I booked him to get my haircut there for the
first time last year, I get a very nervous lady
called me during the day the day before and I
could tell she was called and going are you a man?
Do you want a gentleman's haircut? And she was like,
you know, poor nos. Someone there must have just got
the junior to do it. And she was like, oh hi,

(26:24):
they just I just want to ask a few questions
before seeing the former, your name is Christian. And I
was like, yes, this is Christian. She goes, what would
you like when are you coming tomorrow? And I went
a haircut? She went okay, right, right, right right, And
so it's the hair cut will be a gentleman's hair cut.

(26:47):
I went yes, yes, yes, that's right. She said okay,
And I was like, do you.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Do those sometimes?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
We can? We can, I mean hairs hair, Yes. It's
so every time I go in there, it's just me,
and there's all women who were in there for a
couple of hours, all getting various treatments done, ready to
the hair, you know, the coloring pats. You know, you're
in there for color day. So sudden there's a and
every time I go in, all the women in there
look round like does he come to vlog a sink?

(27:15):
Is he dropping off supplies?

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Is he the owner?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Then they go, oh my god, he's sitting down amongst us.
So when I'm in there, I then chat to her.
I love chatting to her. Right, She's a really interesting
young girl. She tells all about what's going on in
her life, completely different time of her life to me, right,
and a lot of it is kind of like she
always wants my take. Can you tell me from the
perspective a man, why does my boyfriend do this? So
I love going there, and.

Speaker 11 (27:40):
Times other women start chipping in, I should podcast it yesterday.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Yesterday though the sisters turned on me.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh my god, I almost I almost got chewed apart yesterday.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
It was fearsome.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
So we're talking about, you know, like we all do,
what TV shows that you enjoyed At the moment she
goes by the way, she starts to say, she said
this phrase a couple of times. I hadn't heard before,
and I said, the second or third time you said.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
That, I'm here for the plot.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh have you heard that?

Speaker 8 (28:07):
No, what does that mean?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Producer Tina, you're on the young uns? Have you heard that?
She told me, this is what the kids are say. Now,
I'm here for the plot.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
Yeah, it's like he's for the drama.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
He's for the story.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
I was telling her something about going on between one
of my me and my kids.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
She went, oh, this is great. I'm here for the plot.
Oh yeah, sorry, what the plot? Can you tell me
what it is? I've lost the plot years ago. Anyway,
we start talking about a TV show that she started
to watch that we talked about a lot a couple
of weeks ago when it first came out on Netflix,
brilliant drama for grown ups called four Seasons. Ah, yes,

(28:43):
four couples start of every change of the season, go away.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Somewhere together for a long weekend. Okay. Steve Carell is
brilliant in it.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
However, he plays a man who walked out on his
family to hook up with a younger lady. Now she's
not in the twenties, she's in her forties, but she's
younger than and and his wife. When we watched this, right,
I just thought, well, this is very relatable. It happen,
and it happens, yeah, because one in three marriages break up,
not mine twenty seven years getting stronger. My empathy with

(29:19):
Steve Carell's character created a lot of arguments for me
and my wife.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
What empathy was there to have, because he's a human being.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Marriages break up sadly much, but women women leave men,
and rightly so if they're not happy.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
But he was arrogant about it. He was just revolting
poor Ann.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
What did do?

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Sadly got boring.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
In the dowdy, dank hair anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Patch, I never talked about this on air, but now
enough time has passed. We were going out for dinner
a week after the show ended, and I started talking
to a waiter about it, and my wife said, nothing
and the calm the way back, you know that thing
on the way back from Sometimes it can be one
or two k's.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
But it had a lot of damage. Can be done faster.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
My wife just snaps to me as we pull up
at the house, going which sounds like to me, you
want to have.

Speaker 8 (30:08):
The younger woman.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I'm I'm here, I'm here for the pots.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
What happens to his character Christian?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Wait? Do I want to? Because she knows me so well.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I was unaware. I don't. I don't you know when
you can get high page I don't.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
And I don't, I don't. Don't you start this salary
back in there again?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Anyway, I've learned nothing. Now you understand what happened in
the hairdress. When you start talking about four seasons and
I go to old mate Coke my hair, we think
of Steve Carrell's character.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
I thought, you know, it was very that happens.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
She went, she literally put the scissors down. Yeah, not
a mike drop scissor drop. She dropped the siss like this.
You've got walks away like this, hands atually she's got
to be kidning. Yeah, he was an ahole.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
What he said? Why do you have to be so arrogant?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Man was lovely. I'm sat in the chair looking I'm
an argument with someone in that mirror. I'm going Ann
was dowdy. It doesn't matter, you don't she bobble haircut
and you gave up on our san.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, Yesterday I read that the city of Chicago
and unveiled a new marketing slogan four million dollar campaign.
Then you saw a slogan I've been to Chicago, great city.
I'm not sure about the new tourism slogan though, Chicago
never done, never outdone.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Never done like you've never could never do it? Okay,
it can never be done done Chicago so much? Yes, yeah, yeah,
it's quite smart the more you think about it.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
And they're never out done like nowhere better?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes, okay, And it's true it is a great city,
never done, never outdone.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Dubai has their own definitely to buy. That's it.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
That's important.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Sydney.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I didn't know Sydney. How one we found that one
out city of celebrations. Oh you're boring, No, it's boring.
Wisconsin America's dairy Land. Oh that's great. And I remember
that off the top of my head yesterday because we
have an email from a listener in Wisconsin and I
went America's dairy Land.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Yeah, Pittsburgh, the City of Bridges.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Oh that's boring.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Well, if you think that's boring, ghellow of Amsterdam's Amsterdam.
I Amsterdam. Now I've been there. If you have enough
of those cakey wakies, you will just go and going.
I Amsterdam some more hashcakes piece And then Melbourne's at
the moment, is a place to be a place? Yes?

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Yeah, I mean it's technically correct.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Yeah, you could be there if you must.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
There's so many great things to say about this great city,
all right, the most liveabol city in the world. You
think about the music, you think about all the small
the culture, the lame waste. There's so much energy, life, art, coffee,
all in this one city. Simply saying a place to be,
is it going to have them rushing from all the
other places around the globe.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
It understills the where you're going a place to be?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh, that must be Melbourne. All right, So we're going
to help out this great city. We need to come
up with our own brand new slogan and then next
week we're going to get this marin peace.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
No Lord Mayor nickrees he needs.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Some branding as well.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
Yes, a person to be.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Hey, Nick, all right, So I've got a couple of
only contenders, possible marketing slogans for this great city.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
From Beans to Dreams. What do you mean? From coffee? Beans?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
It's number one place of coffee, or so you say.
Let me read it again.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Now you know what it's about Melbourne from Beans to dreams.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
It's like, you know, you can make your dreams come true?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Exactly? What about this one?

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Espresso yourself Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Into the coffee, Laneways, lattes, legends like that? All right,
let me just do another read on that Melbourne lane ways,
lattes and legends. Yes, I give you right you right
in the fields. Yeah, I'm here for the plot. Got chills, Melbourne.

(34:51):
We came, we brunched, we kicked on.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
That's grit chrems.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
All right. What about this fueled by beans, driven by dreams. Okay,
well be ones, I'm now editing them now. Okay Melbourne,
no beans in this one. Melbourne four seasons in one day.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
No? I think that's kind of like almost like a
double negative, because you know it's not a feather in
our cap.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Is Melbourne where beards, beans and bikes collide. That's one
for Fitzroy. Okay, what about this one for just like
a very local one for North Melbourne. This will go
up in Fitzroy. Fitzroy cold, it wants your wardrobe judged.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
That is dreadful.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
No, Melbourne, a city's so cold.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
If we got to finish the tram network, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Visit Melbourne where the forecast is just a mood board.
Oh is what? Move?

Speaker 8 (35:55):
Move nasty?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Visit Melbourne where sport is a religion and caffeine is
the holy water. Oh I love, Come on, that is good.
Let me do it again. Visit Visit Melbourne where sports
is religion and caffeine is the holy water. Is good?
What have you got?

Speaker 8 (36:17):
Okay I've only got three. I didn't have the twenty. Okay,
I've gone with Melbourne big cultural city. And you know
where the cultural.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yes, expressed yourself.

Speaker 8 (36:30):
And but I've put that.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
Together with some real bogan Australiana Melbourne.

Speaker 8 (36:36):
Get some culture up Oh no, but get some culture
new head.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Of Marketing, Warwick Kappa.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
That's the entire spectrum of people, high culture, low culture.

Speaker 11 (36:47):
Everything about culture is you don't shove it up somebody Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
You get it up here, you don't end up, you
don't around you.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
It's an atmosphere you'll enter.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
We're not in the top end. Maybe in the top end,
not down here.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
I've taken a leaf out of the gold one of
four point three marketing slogan books that I've got a
couple of Sydney based ones, less Sydney Harbor, more hipster barbers.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
All right, what are you texting now? What you want
to do?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
That's enough now, I know you've got more, but I
don't want to hear them.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
Uh Melbourne beans beans beans bean.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
From lane ways to legends. All right, what have you
got them?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Text yours? Oh four seven five O three one oh
four three.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast in.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Great City in America, Chicago has just unfiled their new
marketing slogan Chicago never done, never outdone. We need something
big and bold for this great city. Yeah, so text us,
what do you like? Oh? Four seven five three one
oh four three. I've also thought of a TV advert.
Oh okay, an excitable family arrive in Melbourne. All of

(37:58):
a sudden they look up to the skies. Uh oh,
here we go thunder a stranger, maybe someone who's moved
here from foreign shores.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I'm happy to be at on this apple handsome an
umbrella that I put up. They look to the skies
and they go unpredictable skies, and I go unforgettable vibes.

Speaker 8 (38:19):
Wow, I was worried.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
No, no, I'm the don draper for this Melbourne lane,
Wayne's lattes and legends. That's not bad.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
That's good Melbourne where sporters, religion and coffee is the
holy water. All right, let's see what people are textinging.
Chris Melbourne, you want it, We got it?

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Okay, aggressive Christian?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Why do all these bean references? People think we are
the Mexican food capital and Panada? Good point. Michael Shane
likes Melbourne, Get on its Dell.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Likes Melbourne of your best life men.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, that's good. Tracy's got this making more memories in
magical Melbourne.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
A bit of a tongue twister, Yeah, but I like it.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Melbourne less expensive than Sydney. It's actually a big buss.
Melbourne where culture lives.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Sounds a bit like a museum. Yes, Melbourne, unpredictably perfect.
That's very good Melbourne.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Come.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I do love this one from Glenn. Come for the casino,
stay for the cappuccino. You'll love that rich coffee Melbourne
s Melbourne, Melbourne.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
I can see the hashtag now s Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Rob.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
That's very good. I love Steve's this is this is
on the nose. Come to Melbourne and help pay our debt.

Speaker 8 (40:08):
It's just very matter of fact, brutally honest.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Keep these cabin These are very good and marketing slogans
from Melbourne. Oh four seventy five three one O four
three Christian Connell Show Podcast, Melbourne.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
It's not too far. If you'd like to meet Katie
Perry at a bar.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Oh, that is very good. From listener Glenn, Melbourne. Come
see the Indestructible Bridge of Montague. We also have a zoo.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
That's from Ray.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
These are rhyming. Now these are very good. I do
like Melbourne. Choose your own adventure as well. Uh, find
your mojo. The mcg is our dojo.

Speaker 8 (40:46):
Oh okay, there's a lot of doctor inspired one.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
All right, it is now time for this week's what
are the odds?

Speaker 8 (40:53):
Believe it or not?

Speaker 6 (40:55):
What are the odds?

Speaker 8 (40:57):
You gotta be justhing me like, were you a Cheryl
who married a hun who works? Weird? The Cheryl were
married a hun as well?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
What are the odds? Every Wednesday? We don't for old
stories of coincidence and chance. You give us a call.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two last week.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
So I was in a barbers a few weeks ago.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
To me, he goes, oh, what's your name?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
And I said, oh, it's Paul.

Speaker 12 (41:25):
And there was four other people in there, and the
guy next to me he goes, oh, my name's Paul.
The barber says, my name's Paul, and the other guy says, oh,
my name's Paul.

Speaker 8 (41:32):
So I thought, what are the odds?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
So I took a photograph four pools and there was
only four people in the barbers and we're all called Paul.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
I was sitting on the side of the gutter bought
out of my brain, said to himself, please, just like
five dollars flight across the road, and I look up
and the leaves are blank, And there's literally the way
I'd imagine it in my mind, there's five dollars fighting
across the road.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
My first husband and my second husband had over secton
me on the same day at the same plate.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Yeah, every single call is a banger. What are the
odds lines are up now?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two, The anchor emailed me yesterday, Christian,
I was sending some bathroom photos of my renovations to
friend as they'll be doing some What I didn't realize
was I sent it to the wrong phone number. When
I realized undo and deleted the message. Five minutes later,
I get a call from the wrong number that i'd
messaged I, asking about those pictures. I explained that it's

(42:22):
something a wrong number. I just to ignore the message.
The quarter proceeds to tell me that he renovates bathrooms.
Was I interested in him coming in and tidying up
the mess they'd made?

Speaker 5 (42:31):
I hired him.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That is incredible.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I wish I could find that for you.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Anyway, What a great story Rio.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
You've got one for what are the odds?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (42:46):
Do you remember in January we did knock it into
the park for the Australians.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
You had to whack the ball into Kia Arena.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
The winner of that tits you O.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yes, Japanese tennis instructure of one of our listeners.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Yes, I've entered another tennis competition. Oh wow, the draw
has come out. Yess who I've got first round away.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Issue? You did it in one shot from outside to
Key Arena into the service box where I was.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
It was an impossible shot and I did it.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
It's the only one that did. It was incredible.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
You're going to get smoke.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Allison's got some slogans for us as well, slogans from
Melbourne Melbourne brew to Perfection.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
That's very good Allison. I also love Taste the world
in Melbourne. Hmm, Mexico, Asia, Beans.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Yes, Melbourne, Many cultures one city.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
Ooh that's nice.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
What are the odds believe it? Thirteen fifty five twenty
two what a name? I'm guessing Italian artro did young
Christian so Itchalian Many cultures one cooler. All right, so
I'm sorry, what's your story for? What are the odds?

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Yea, all right, Well, when I finished school, I went
on a road trip with my mate and my dad's
comedy up to Byron Bay and we kind of did
the obligatory stuff at that age of eighteen, and we
went to the market one day and a crime across
what was I thought at the time were very cool
pants prob best described as Thai fisherman pants, but I
can't wrap around. Probably in retrospect, probably best described as

(44:41):
sort of hippie rave pants, like.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
A kind of nimb pants.

Speaker 8 (44:45):
I've got to came back from Thailand.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Actually never wore them.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
These particular pants. Funny you said you never wear them.
Never wore them because I had this huge print of
a Japanese sort of traditional Japanese lady's face and torso
on one leg that would just kind of I thought
that were cool. But my mate was pretty quick to
let me know that it was a bit embarrassed walking
around with me in them. And then I came home
and you know, everyone else really kind of let me

(45:12):
know a bit embarrassing. Prob, you don't wear those pants
around town or anything.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Like that.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
So I kind of got shamed and not to wearing them,
but I don't know. A year or two later, beautiful
day in Melbourne it was sunny, I was going to
meet someone in town. I thought, bugger it, I take
him out. I'm going to wear my hair out. I'm
going to wear these pants. Because by the time I
got into town, I was absolutely not feeling it anymore.
I was pretty self conscious, still pretty young. Sort of

(45:38):
thought maybe I shouldn't wearing these pants. People are looking
at me, but I'm sure they weren't, but it felt
like it.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
I'm walking down in Flinder's Lane and I'm trying not
to make eye contact with people, and I kind of
had that moment where in the corner of my eye
I kind of saw what were the exact same pants,
and I thought it was a reflection in maybe one
of the city buildings. I look up and right there
in front of me is the exact same pants, and
the bloke wearing them kind of looks up at me

(46:06):
and he lifts up his little circle kind of go glasses.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
And it's Billy Connley.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
He does wear quite outlandish cothing as well. He's famous
for it, as well as being one of the world's
greatest ever comedians.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
I love Billy.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I think I think he might have even had the
leather sandals on and I had him on too, and he.

Speaker 8 (46:23):
He just looked, I can't do.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
But he just kind of he kind of pointed at
me and he said, your.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
Incredible.

Speaker 10 (46:35):
He just shut it off and.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
And they're good enough for me, and I put a
real smile on my face. It's just one of those
bizarcre incidences that bizarre.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
It's beyond bizarre.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
I thought I knew what that story was going. I
was sure.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I thought you were just going to say you saw
somebody else in them, which would be amazing story anyway.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
But seeing now.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Somebody else in them and the other us is Billy Connley.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
Is incredible, classic Italian tale.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Hey, one city, many cultures. Great story.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
One day to bum Binch you wearing those.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Said parents Sorry, have a legendary cas, legendary cacs.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
How we got here, Belle, Good morning, Bell.

Speaker 12 (47:16):
Good morning christ And how are you going?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I'm getting there?

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Yeah, and Bill, welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Bill.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
What's your story for one of the odds?

Speaker 12 (47:22):
Yeah, A little bit short of than the call will before.
It's not boring. But what happened is when my wife
and I were dating, all twenty women. We've been married
for twenty seven years now. It's a long time ago.
It takes me back that when I think it was
about the second or third day, my wife said, I said,
what actually do do you do for a job? You know,
I start some questions like that after third day, I think,

(47:45):
and she said, well, I have a Cibic video shopping
Aspadel Gardens.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (47:51):
I said, it's pretty cool, and there's no videos around there,
of course, and she said, I'll take you around, show
you to the store. So we hopped in the car
around we went, and we popped out, and she walked
to the door of the Cipic video store and sorry,
next he's trying to do yeah, yeah, yeah, trying to
put the number, the number into the code to open

(48:15):
up the store. And she said, I'll tell you what
I trust you've only been with been with you for
four days, like four dates. I'll give you the number
and you put it in. I think she was getting
something out of her bag. I said, okay, and she said,
the numbers zero one, zero, nine, one nine five four. Well,

(48:36):
I looked at her and I said, say it again,
zero one, nine nineteen fifty four. I said, that's my birthdate.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Oh wow, wow, yeah, quite a short somehow long ago.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 12 (48:55):
And she was absolutely amazed, and then said, I've got
something to tell you. The reason I put that, you know,
it's my number, that's the year I was born. And
then she said, I was born twelve days before you,
the twelfth of the nine ninety fifty four. A short story,
but it was amazing.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
And is it short? Looking at the clock, how I'm
going to send you one.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Bill Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Bill just killed.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
What are the odds?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Damn Ray did? We're moving on? We should have been
doing normally. We're doing part two. Oh no, Billy Boy
came to town, had a clip a great story from
our toro and then stunk it up.

Speaker 8 (49:38):
And if you're going to take a clip, you got
it up.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
You got well, Christian.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I love this.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
On Tim, Bill just killed? What are the odds? Please
relabel him?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Kill?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Bill?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
All right, timmy boy, thank you very much. Everybody still
sending in your Melbourne marketing slogans. I think we should
get the mayor on next week, pitch the very best
love it Melbourne. It's a long way to the two,
but you're here now, Okay, Melbourne where there's always sunshine

(50:16):
and lots of other suburbs. That's good, you know, you know, Okay,
let me just try and work this one through me.
I'll be on my way to Melbourne. Oh ambitious, yeah, ambitious, Yeah, Melbourne.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
It's a state of mind.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Oh a state.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Yes, that's actually really clever.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Melbourne. Coffee, sport, cocktails, or a show, country or beach
is all within reach.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Who, what do you think about this one?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Memorable Melbourne?

Speaker 6 (50:57):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Oh? Sorry some fever.

Speaker 11 (50:59):
Sorry I thought you're just launching no touch a bit
about that one?

Speaker 5 (51:03):
If only.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Melbourne. Choose your own adventure. Melbourne always livable.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Forever lovable. That that is good.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
That floats my boats, Melbourne, Come float your boats.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Melbourne.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
More to do than just stare at a harbor.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Melbourne beautiful one day, existential the next, Johnny, that's so true, Melbourne.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
You're born to come here as in b o you are, yeh.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Like it? Mark Goldblas to down the time waster. You're
going shopping again. Oh yes on Cogan Cogan dot COM's
end of financial is cell is on now Cogan dot
com clicking. Awesome. It is like a death rattle. It's

(52:11):
got to get my affairs in order. Today's World Relaxation Day.
Welcome to my spa. What do we think are the
most relaxed countries in the world? Top five most relaxed countries?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I want to say Indonesia. You know, eat pro lab
in balley and stuff.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Good guess Thailand is at number five.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
Okay, Hawaii is a state, the New Zealanders number two.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Really, Spain is at number four, Jamaica is at number three,
Kiwisa in second place. I'm going to this country in
a kloes time and I can say they are sometimes
too relaxed.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Fiji, you can. You can be waiting a while for
that beer, even though I'm sat at the bar.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
You have a little chat.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Quick sip on that carver root.

Speaker 8 (53:06):
You'll love to stop on so much it mellows the mouth,
it does you had any of it?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Yes, we did a carver tasting night. I had a
lot of it.

Speaker 8 (53:14):
Your mouth goes numb.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, yeah, stupidly, I said to Obama. So we did
this carver tasting thing, and then everyone else went out
their meal, and I said the guy, that's just the
stuff for us Taurus, isn't it what you're not You're
not drinking that the good stuff.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
He said, come back an hour's time you can have
some of my brew. That was a mistake.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Oh, I got real numb, real quick.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
The family were like, what have you done? I had
some of old Bait's.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Moonshine.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Oh my god, it was deeply without. I said, well, trouble,
get out of bed the next day. Where do we
think of the least relaxing countries in the world.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
America has got to be up there.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Second place, Well on Patsy the.

Speaker 8 (53:52):
Ponds, you guys aren't particular fixt.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Yeah, Russia, I'd have that higher. I mean, was this
done like maybe last year? Maybe right now?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
That's in real tense countries, maybe a little bit of
Germany's number one, us A second in Japan, third, Rush
of fourth, fifth England.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
All right, so we're just going to make a movie
relaxed fifty first naps silver plus.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Now when you relax, you can't be bothering about the
red pill, the blue pil which one this that mister.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Pill me tricks.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Yes, Jason Bourne, sorry, got the yourn identity. Very the
laser Runner.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
They're not in that maze. They just lay spar Wars
Darth Faders having a foot rub the ending story because
the never ending story so stress we need never ending?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (54:58):
It's ending?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (54:59):
Fine?

Speaker 11 (54:59):
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plus and my left foot rum. Okay, all right, much
on the street zen he en he God plus.

Speaker 8 (55:13):
Kia Knightley, very relaxed, lady bend it like bickram.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
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and confused. And that's bronze there.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
And finally, this is the endta in Dota spas are famous.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
I'm familiar with the brand. Where's the comedy?

Speaker 8 (55:33):
No, this is the is the comedy?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Well?

Speaker 11 (55:35):
No, how hell, you're not relaxed enough to I'm going
to relax a bronze your way.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast do.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
We play the meditation. But I found that it slowed
my delivery down. And comedy is all about timing, and
it really screws up the timing. I'm we're only going
to ruin their great time ways.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
It feels rude to be loud when the miss here
can't be.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Like, all right, let's go back to the north. Get
that culture up here.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Let me stick my radio app yere No Chris Rio
said about marketing, So get your culture, U get your
radio right up there.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
Sorry, sorry, can relax?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Okay, relaxing movie in Western Show two hundred and fifty
dollars to spend at coguan dot com.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
Calm alone, Oh very good, Gold.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
World Armed Stewart, Mary pop it into bed for quick now,
David one of the week, Gold Dell take about my friend.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
That is very good, dude. Where's my carfer? Oh Gold,
that's from Luke.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
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very good Leon Artists, darl m for massage, Silver Zen.
Things I hate about you? Silver, can't Nicole Bridge over
the riverside.

Speaker 8 (57:00):
Oh good Gold.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
But I'm Bethany, not terminator. It's quite stressful, you know,
trying to kill you.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Very stressed team.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
And he's coming after.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
He's got a teapot Silver fluff. Now help me O
with this one. Okay, I've been looking at it for
a couple of minutes. I don't get it. Nappy Gilmore
having a nap.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Oh my world. I thought it was like a nappy
for a baby.

Speaker 8 (57:25):
That's relaxing. Not really, is it weirdness only.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Reactually if you're a baby, if you're an adult, nappy
things aren't working.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Actually that's a good pipings broken call a bummer. Ah
go for twelve year old bo smarter than me?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Whenever my head. When Harry met Sally's a roma therapist Bronze,
my rocking chair, Lady Silver.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
That's from glen Omnima.

Speaker 8 (57:56):
Yeah yes, silver.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Fluff came in about thousands.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I'm gonna get him a pajamas. Go Harry, pot Smoker
and the Philosopher's Stones bronze.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Calm me if you can.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Silva Dude wears my spa Bronze, The Along Good Friday,
Silphus the.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Green Camo Mile. That's very good, very good.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
In the Namastay of the Father, Silver hot Stone time machine.
All right, who is the winner? Who's off?

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Spend you until fifteen? Johns at Coogan dot com.

Speaker 8 (58:28):
Dale are ripper with Mary. Pop into bed for a quick.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Nap of that. Well done, Dale, We're back on tomorrow.
Show Name Game and also today, keep going these marketing
Slovans for this great city.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Text them oh four seventy five O three one O
four three. We're back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
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