FULL: The Snoop Dogg Defence

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, Rio, Good morning, Good morning, Alex coome oning Patsy.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Morning everyone, Alex.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
We've got to begin because now sport is spilled out
into crazy town this week. This whole easy thing is
embarrassing for the AFL and now they're saying, well, yeah,
it's Snoop Dogg's faults and the pies Lad said something
nasty to me about something up in last year. I
had no choice to use that kind of language. So

(00:54):
what is the Snoop dog defense?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
There's Snoop dog defense. Of course, Snoopy is playing the
Grand Final Entertainment this year. Yeah, he is a rapper
and well has used lyrics that Adelaide will probably be
using reportedly be using. So he's got a hit called
Dogs Are Going to Get You. Yeah, and that.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Your ring tone, isn't it?

Speaker 7 (01:15):
That is not my ring tone? Definitely not? But ad
later guin us.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
As we said, the Snoop Dogg defense, and they're probably
going to reference that song which uses the homophobic slur.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Going to do with a guy choosing to use language
like that. It's embarrassing for the club, isn't it the
best defense?

Speaker 5 (01:33):
They're pulling out all the stops. It's a five game suspension,
so it's all lack of accountability. And also the club
should be embarrassed by that language as well, not trying
to defend him and saying pointing over, there snoop dogg.
And they also referenced the fact that Dan Houston was
talking about how he knocked Isaac Rankin out in last
years last season as well and almost saying that he

(01:58):
I guess baited him by saying as well, hang on, no, no, no,
that doesn't give you the chance to say that word
on the field.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
I don't know, I don't care what you say.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, the club, I think, used the language of there
are men to gating circumstances. So what about all the
kids who have been educated right now and we spent
a long time getting where that's not acceptable to use
words like that, and then they're going to understand unless
you're playing finals, Yes, yeah, yeah, because that's what.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
This is really about.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I wanted if it was to start the season and
then there's five game band where the club would just
take it move on. But because they're on the Poison
finals there, and also I don't understand any other sporting
body in the world. You'll know more than me on
this an it's where they can propose a ban. Surely
the bodies should just say that the ban is the ban.
It's not proposal. A judge in court doesn't go, I
propose you do ten years and then you come back

(02:44):
and go, do you know what, there's some circumstances around
this whole crime I did.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
How about I just do four of these?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah? Okay, let's you do four this ninety eight?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah, said some. It's gone into a fifth day. It's
getting embarrassing. It's ridiculous what they're doing here, because it's
got to be stamped Jack Graham from the West Coast Eagles.
He was suspended for four games. Are you self reported?
This has been going on for a couple of years
now and the AFL done a really good job in
stamping it out. So I don't know what Adelaide's doing.
I don't know what they're thinking that they're going to

(03:14):
get this reduced. He's out for five games. Sorry, you
can't use that word on or in someone's workplace.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
You just can't do it.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
And an AFL field is these players workplace and he's gone.
I'm sorry, Isaac, You're out for five games, you know,
to miss his he his Grand Final if Adelaide makes it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
So do you think that they won't buckle, they won't
go down to four or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
No.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
I think the AFL has to stay in line with
how they've punished this.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah, party right, there's a precedent, isn't there.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
There's a precedent, and they've handed out five games suspensions
before four game, as I said with Jack Graham, So
I don't think we're going to see Isaac ranking again
this year.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Do you know what we need right now?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
The only way this gets any strangers is if Snoop
dog Old comes out as gay.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Christian O'Connell shar gone podcast of the AFL.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I've been going through every single line of every lyric
of Snoop Dogg song and what have we done? Do
you know which ones he's even doing? To think in
the contract? Is he going who my favorite hit of
his the song from the menu log adverts. That's the
only song and the only key one he's got.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Peratsy. How was your day yesterday?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
You'll relate to this. We had parent teacher speed dating
last night.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
It's so stressful. So it's all online now, is it?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I was about to say, least it's on zoom much.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
I think that's a much better way of doing.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
It, brilliant or you had a choice, you could go
to the school or do zoom. And the love God
said we're zooming, right, and I said you better wear zooming.
So it was from like three point thirty to what
was it seven o'clock last night.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I was so sorry for the teachers, right, because this
is at the end of their day and you're in
deep water. You've got you've got mums and dads who
want to know a lot about their kids. Some mums
and dads don't recognize the time as well, and they're
just burnt out.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
I remember while.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
We're doing it the other year and I said, la, person,
I don't want to interrupt for a minute, though, I'm
not sure you're talking about the right kids.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Howise, I went, no, not got a thick one.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I've got the money we put in that school, which
your problem, not mine. So yeah, they were talking about
some other kid.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Because mid year report, which we only got around our
opening at the weekend, it said, you know, well done
for taking part in the swimming carnival. You did such
a great job. And Audrey goes, I didn't even go mum,
she didn't even swim in this.

Speaker 9 (05:51):
Just take water, just take it anyway.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Her French teacher was hilarious. They're sort of trying to
kiss you your ape and they're trying to get them
into you know, study habits. So doing homework isn't necessarily
setting them up for study and revision. It's totally different.
And you know, we're trying to get through to her
that study doesn't mean hitting the books for hours upon hours.
It's just you know, ten or fifteen minutes, a regular

(06:16):
pattern of looking at all of your topics and absorbing
the information. And the teacher was trying to tell us about,
you know, the forgetting learning curve theory about it.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
I've never heard of this.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
What it is is where you you know, if you
revise a topic, for instance, two days after you've learned it,
you've got a certain percentage, like maybe a sixty percent
chance of retaining that information, right, and then you might
look at it again in two days and it's you know,
like it increases, only he couldn't remember the percentage.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well, he was actually a living proof of how it works.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
It was a bit of a George Bush moment because
he goes, I'll just just be revising, just be revising.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Just can't hear me the stats earlier? Long day paid
enough for this.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah whatever, just look it up, just google it. Yeah,
but like nearly three hours of meetings.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
And tell me this then, because it's on zoom. So
you and Chris cram together on that screen, because it's
normally when we used to do, like you just see
like a finger of mine, and my wife would just
put herself as prime time and you just hear my
voice going, that's so great to hear, thank you, mister ted.
Yes there's someone else there.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
I was a dad.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
I couldn't be.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Bothered getting my laptop off up to get it up,
so I just used the phone. So it was that's
even worse already, small.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
No one looks good on that phone. You get that
nostril up shot. Not even Brad, but Brad Pitt would
look good on one of those impromptu FaceTime calls where
you get that shot looking up at you're like, oh
my god.

Speaker 9 (07:53):
It's the worst angle.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
We're really professional. We'll do it in Chris's office, but
was so we just did it in the kitchen. Chris
was doing dinner, Audrey was watching a Netflix.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Could she overhear everything you were saying?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Of course she was sticking Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Though, sometimes you need to say, hey, you know anything
we can do or they slacking off with that. I
remember two years ago when Lois was in year twelve
and there was one of the teachers, you know, and
they were just going is she doing homework?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Is she doing this?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Because she's saying there is and and then my wife
goes between us, I don't think she's doing any of it.
You can't throw it on kid us. Lois is obviously listening.
She then starts shouting from the corridor. Mom. They start
they actually on the screen starting in argument, right I
then Sarah and I nudges me. That's the cues like
can you go and deal with all? I didn't have

(08:42):
to leave say to Lois Hayless, you know you mum
should have said that you can't be yelling and that's
not good at the teachers, and she was like this,
She's all like wound up because she was like year twelve,
all emotions. She was like, Mom's on there talking smack
about it. I'm talking smack wow.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Just want to look about this forgetting and learning curve theory.
Patsy was just talking about this earlier from the Parents
Teacher Evening yesterday on Zoom. The forgetting a learning curve
theory shows that we get better with practice, but quickly
forget without review when we learn something new. Performance improves
with practice Without practice, what we learn fades over time.

(09:26):
Memory drops quickly soon after learning, then levels out. There
is a plateauing. It's amazing now what you can still
remember all these years later and you've done no reviewing
or revising in decades, like I can still remember. I
am fifty two. So this has gone back to the
eighties when I was doing geography. Oxbow Lake is called

(09:49):
a billi bong in Australia. It's a horseshoe bend.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
In a river.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
What what is it?

Speaker 6 (09:55):
We call them oxpos? But here in Australia it's a
bill bong.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
Oh okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
If something campus will flow the river and it gets
like a little horseshoe, or are a U curve and
this country calls them a BILLI bon right now, I
remember that the eighties.

Speaker 9 (10:09):
That's impressive.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I have not reviewed that came quite a few years.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
What can you still remember right now from school? The
first one that is not as long ago as it
was like for me and Patsy for you.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
Yes, but I'm still shocked at how little I remember
from school?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
So what's stood in the now?

Speaker 9 (10:24):
I before E except after C is the first one
that in my mind?

Speaker 7 (10:28):
What language is that?

Speaker 9 (10:29):
That's that's spelling, Like when you're spelling a word, it's
always I before unless there's a scene in front of it,
except there are some exceptions. Like that's all.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, the English language is full of exceptions, isn't it.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
This is the rule except for all the other y.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, yeah, it'spect like the AFL rule book. Yes, this
is when it was the rule and then we're thinking
about changing it. And it's what can you still remember
from school? What is still in there now?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Probably the times tables, hopeless tables.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
The twelve times table is the easiest, wasn't it.

Speaker 9 (11:06):
Twelve and eleven are the easiest. Yeah, about ten and
eleven because elevens are just like twenty two?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Which one did you struggle with? I struggle with the
sevens and eight, I.

Speaker 9 (11:15):
Reckon, I'm still very good at them.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I had an eight.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
Times eight sixty eight sixty four seven forty two.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh no, that's about it, really, Yeah, Patsy, what do
you still remember?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I remember Mount Jungfrau and our geography teacher going on
about it.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
He'd thought there was a teacher.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
No, wells, he used to go on about this Mount
jung Frau and he'd hyped up there, our geography teacher,
and so we started calling him mister Jungfrau and lesson
every single.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Lesson and comedy ensues.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah, every lesson, he'd give us the latitude and what
there is there, and so.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
We just where is Mount jung Fraw.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
I'd actually have to look it up, so I haven't
said that. No, no, no, it's not Chapan. Is it
Himalayas or somewhere. I'm going to have a look a look.

Speaker 9 (12:04):
Do you guys remember what is latitude? In which is longitude?
Because I definitely forgot that one.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yes, which one's which I read a book about the
history of it and I've forgotten it.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
One's vertical on hor and that is not an answer.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
It's in Switzerland.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
There you go Mount il Frowers in Switzerland. The Christian
O'Connell show podcast, we're asking this morning. Then, what can
you still remember all those years and decades later? What
stall is in there? From school? You just someone else
has dropped in.

Speaker 9 (12:37):
Yes, and this has burned into my brain. I wouldn't
have done this in what fifteen years? I still remember
how to draw the cool smer woh wow. Nothing to
do with the curriculum. What is it?

Speaker 6 (12:50):
What is that even called?

Speaker 9 (12:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
It's just the cool the.

Speaker 9 (12:53):
Cool and you had to draw it in the front
of all your folders on every page. Nothing to do
with school, but everyone knew how to do it. I
don't know why we did it, but it was just
the kids.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Like Audrey is still doing that?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Still a thing?

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Yeah, jackass? Go do you think?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
And this modern, crazy ai going world, you wonder how
many more decades is that going to be a thing?

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Years and years ago? Was it the same for you?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Patsy go to school in the eighties, netwhere you could
write your favorite band names on your school bag. You're
not allowed to do that now, or your pencil case. Yes,
you would spend like an entire lesson when you're meant
to be learning just drawing like the Van Hayman logo
spand aublet or your wooden ruler. Yes, yes, and then

(13:40):
I still remember the lovely, very pleasing sound that the
non shatterproof rulers, that sort of plastic ones used to
make when you used to put them. There was a
sweet spot on the table where it's can we have
a look around the office in the station car it's
selling a non shatterproof ruler? Can please to do that again?

(14:00):
It only works in an exact spot where it goes.
And that's why I don't end up doing this job
actually learn anything.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
We always said that it is apostrophe. It apostrophe, Yes,
it is it t apostrophe?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Is it is as opposed to if you've got mad, no,
just checking your right in there, stand up and say
that I remember that.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
It just came back to me.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
The cults more than a school.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
It was weird all the last week. If you don't
boys a special that Sheddy went to in that farm
in the middle of nowhere in New South Wales. Rea.
What can you still remember them?

Speaker 10 (14:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
The cool less Yes, sorry, it's the repetition. I didn't
review it, Christian. I went to school in the eighties.
I remembered the rhyme to remember the planets. They really
want us to know the order of the planets. Pay
with the colors of the rainbow. Watch unless you're going
to go and work for NASA and drive around and
go bluddy.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
I'm lor sang on a.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Minute, I know if I'm Matt Venus means Mars is
behind me. Take a right at Mercury. Now, Bobby's your uncle.
I'm back a planet Earth. Thank god I paid attention.
Unit obsess would learning the order of the colors of
the rainbow. Richard of York gave battle in Vain. Oh wow, yeah,
yeah this one though. If you ever lost guys in space,

(15:23):
my very earnest mother just sits up near a pop
and of course the Pefa pop Pluto now not a planet.
Generally they threw it out. Yes, yeah, but unplanetary behavior.
I think it didn't appeal. Yeah, he's a snoop dogg
rule Christian. I'm fifty nine, I also still remember the

(15:48):
order of the planets, but a different one. More visitors
eat more jam since using new plums.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
How are you going to remember that?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
More visitors eating more jam since using new plums, and
it makes it hard annoying? Christian. In the eighties, we
learned how to spell because Betty eats cake and uses
six eggs Christian on forty seven. Every time I need
to write it, I can say it out loud. If
I ever take your team on a spelling bee, I

(16:19):
will take you down with because I'd like to think
we could spell, because I might get true to other words,
but not because I don't think that's the trickiest word
in English, languish known. Let's take some calls here you
can join us. Thirteen fifty five twenty two. What can
you still remember from school? Met? Good morning, morning, Christian

(16:40):
and team?

Speaker 11 (16:41):
How are we?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, we're good met thanks to Corn the show, Welcome
And what can you still remember from school?

Speaker 11 (16:45):
I can still remember the bod mass equation for maths.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
What's that?

Speaker 12 (16:50):
That's the brackets of.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
The vision, multiplication, edition and subtraction. So if you get
a big equation with the times and brackets and all that,
that that's the sequence that you do it in.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Is impressive.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (17:05):
And I'm fifty six as well, So that's been in
my head for a bit.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Four everyone, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
And yet you remember these things and yet like your
partners or your kids' date of birth George Blank Yeah,
Richard of your gay battle in Vain, Colors of the
Rainbow in the order, Mick, thank you very much for
calling the show mate. Have a good day, my pleasure. Thanks,
have a great day, Daniel. Good morning, Daniel, Yes.

Speaker 13 (17:26):
Good morning, Christian team. About twenty years ago, when I
was in primary school, I was a bit of a
menace and I had to go see the principal often.
And after a while he said, you know what, I'm
going to get you to write this out and if
you have to come back and see me, I'm going
to get you to write out seven times now, if
you come back seventy seven times, if you come back again,
seven hundred and seventy seven times.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (17:48):
What I had to write out was my responsibility is
to complete my work to the best of my ability.
I do not have the right to interrupt the work
of others. After seventy seven times, I was a bit much,
and I think you felt sorry for he was like,
you know, let's think of another punishment, seven hundred and
seventy seven.

Speaker 12 (18:06):
Too much.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Work?

Speaker 9 (18:08):
You still remember?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, pyful.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
And are you still interrupting people these days?

Speaker 6 (18:14):
Daniel?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Oh yeah, then start line one up to seventy seven. Daniel,
that's a great one. Thanks for calling mate. Have a
good day you two. Chris, Good morning, welcome to the.

Speaker 12 (18:27):
Show acording team. Now we're going.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, we're good, Chris, hope. We having a good week. So, Chris,
what can you still remember from school?

Speaker 12 (18:33):
When I was in primary school, the times tables up
to twelve were laminated and posted on the wall and
we would sing them all the way through from one
to twelve every day.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
That is only now.

Speaker 12 (18:45):
I'm fifty two, and back in the day you thought
this is just useless and a waste of my time.
But I was at the thirteenth birthday last week. I
gave her forty dollars in a card because I'm not
going to buying presents and quite lazy. She already had
twenty and she said, Mum, how much is this? And
I was absolutely flawed. These kids in high school.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I know they need your son, I'm singing, yeah, no, no,
all right, sing us the seven times table.

Speaker 12 (19:11):
Then seven one time seventy seven, two times seventies fourteen,
three times seven is twenty one, four time seventy is
twenty dam I'm going to go because I don't have
the best see indoors.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
Snoop Dogg's doing this one.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah no, I think we found the next you were
at the Grand final or doing the entertainment with this
timestable act is very good since.

Speaker 12 (19:33):
I'll probably have a few expletives in between.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
The Chris, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
You call Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yesterday to call the pharmacist who speaks to the pharmacist?
Are there any more loose people sometimes to speak to
than a pharmacist? So my daughter's got really bad food poising,
so she had to got a doctor yesterday and she
had to get some medication. So I got the scripts.
I started to go and get it for you. She's
not well, and I thought, I'll ring your head to a chat.
They've got this right. So then I see this name.

(20:04):
What is it about medication? Why do they these strange names?
And I'm looking at it, going do I need to
practice this. I mean, I talk for a living sure,
I can just with confidence hit the ground with this one.
And then I ring the chemist and they go do
you speak the pharmacists like yes please, yes I know,
and I go, yeah, do you have my daughter's guy,
I need some medication from I've got the script here.

(20:26):
It's I'm mister Fan. He goes, sorry, you when you
hope it's like sometimes you put your password and you
know I screwed up for those letters, but you hope
that it will give you like a five Yeah, okay,
eighteen percent there, I know it's you. Okay, I shouldn't,
but we're being the rules this time. And he knew

(20:47):
that I just had screwed up, and I went, yeah,
it's our mister Fan. And he must he knew what
I was after because I said, she's her anti nausea
tablets and I went, it's ominis true again? Do you
mean I'm strop a fan? I went, yeah, you knew
what he knew.

Speaker 9 (21:06):
You want to see school?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yes, this is how you get your kicks.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
Why can't they just use a normal name like yeah,
just I don't know apple juice exactly?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Why Fan? All right, we're asking today what can you
still remember from school? By the way, on this stuff
that we can still remember from school? What the hell
is a hyppotten news?

Speaker 9 (21:26):
It's that.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
It's just suddenly the word came into my subconscious mind
hyppot news, and I was like, I goes back at school,
and I was like, what does that even mean?

Speaker 6 (21:35):
It's someone with maths.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
It's definitely triangle? Is it the big side opposite the.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Long side, opposite the right angle?

Speaker 6 (21:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, I'd have to speak to someone today by nine
o'clock who actually needs that for their job?

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Would you be?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Would you do you trainees or a carpenter?

Speaker 9 (21:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, kitchen fitters. What does surgeon need to know that?
If they're putting you back together again? And I've been
in a car accident and they were trying to crammle
my organs back into me, and they need to know
the hypot news? So sign opposite hypoten news? Whose soccer tower?
That's the phrase I remember. I think it's one of
the members, the first one, which I think is sign
opposite hypothenews.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
Hey, that's good, I.

Speaker 9 (22:16):
Just remember the phrase. I have no idea what it means.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Christian I remember reading a book in primary school in
the eighties about a wizard called cat Weasel. I also
read about cat Weasel. It was a big TV show
grown up in the eighties as well. But a wizardly
lived in a cave. He used magic words. Christian Salome
I still remember them now, Salme dalmay Adorne. I could
do the a the top of my head, which became
a thing in class. Whenever you're trying to make a

(22:39):
dead pen work, I already know what he means by
the dead pen.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
You know it's run out. You just need to warm
it up a bit.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
That's what you would lick it sometimes or shake it.
There's old week hoss, big biros. We were giving it
at school to this day. If I'm trying to make
a dead pen work, I'm scribbling that thing like mad
and uttering under my breath like good old cat Weasel,
the Norman wizard. Salme dalmey Dona, Christian bod Mass. I
just heard you caller idly talking about bod Mass. It's

(23:06):
now taught us bid Mass. Kids in disease, being squared, cubed,
et cetera. Divide, multiply ads, subtract America. Whoever does pemdas parentheses, exponents, multiply,
et cetera. I am none the wiser. I don't know
what this is like a dog whistle? Does anyone who
know what we're talking about? Christian? I remember from school
the sum of the square is the two shorter sights

(23:28):
is equal to the square of our old friend Hypotenus Christian,
what about to remember the compass points? Never eat soggy wheet, bitch. Yes,
Rita was talking about the call s logo. Is the
Stussy brand logo? Fun fact is I don't think it was.

Speaker 9 (23:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Please do yeah during the show, and it's important show business. Uh, Terry,
Good morning, Terry, Morning morning, Terry. What can you remember
from school?

Speaker 12 (23:58):
The first twenty elements of the periodic table was a
palm that our chemistry teacher tortoises heally but booking off
men and maleski piscola kaka.

Speaker 9 (24:08):
Wow, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
It sounds like an incantation to me. Impressive Terry that
you can still remember it so well.

Speaker 12 (24:17):
Well, it was drummed into me.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Out of tech, by the way, one of the smarter.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Ones, I say, the love God went to Wang Tech.
There's not much of it left anymore. It's yes, okay,
thank you to thanks for corning.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Let's go to Maria. Maria. Hello, Maria, what can you
remember from school?

Speaker 13 (24:45):
First day of grade five, mister Johnson insisted we all
learn how to spell diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
It's a really hard.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Word to h you're not too hatred in my version.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
Well, I go for your version.

Speaker 13 (25:02):
The d I A double R H O E A.

Speaker 9 (25:06):
Wow, wow wow. And is that useful for you?

Speaker 13 (25:09):
Yeah, idiots, I'm a nerse.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I have to tell it all the time, you.

Speaker 12 (25:15):
Know, showing up with violente is on Dangatron.

Speaker 13 (25:19):
I think that's the word you're looking for there tron
on Dansa tron Tron.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
It was on Dansa Tron. That's should call you.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yes, I should have called you, Maria.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I was.

Speaker 12 (25:35):
Embarrassing, embarrassed a radio.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Guy not knowing on Dematron sounds like a planet.

Speaker 12 (25:45):
Mariam one you known.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
That what you said on dem tron Tron Tron, perfect
tron tron and then it's now setting materials in front
of my hands. All right, thank you very much, Maria.
Thanks you have a good day on dans Tron. Have
you got on dans Tron? On Danger Tron.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Christian Connal Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
We've been asking you before seven o'clock, what can you
still remember? What still remains in your brain from school?
I'm getting these random text messages where I'm not entirely
sure whether it's a monomic or whatever it is.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
What does this mean? All good boys deserve fruits?

Speaker 9 (26:25):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Is it sex code? No?

Speaker 9 (26:27):
No, no, no, All good boys deserve fruit? That's really
what would that be?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Ag B d F? Is it maths? Music planets? Is
it musical musical notes?

Speaker 7 (26:39):
The major?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, A d F.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
All good boys deserve fruits.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
Every good boy deserves fruit.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Ah remembered it wrong.

Speaker 9 (26:53):
Yes, I remembering the notes on the piano.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I was wondering. Does anyone actually require the use of
the hypotten news, which they really did drumming to us
for years. Actually, we really need to know about that
hypot news, Christian.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
I do use it every day. This is some Craig.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I use the hypot news theory every day my job
as a structural still detailer working out angles in buildings. Craig,
we had to suffer for you, Craig, my friend. I
hope you a little thank you. Craig would be nice
to come back to the rest of us thinkies that
don't work in the business.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Of right angles.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Now, Patsy, your daughter could easily become the next big
radio start.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Oh don't say that.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
No, No, she's got a great voice and a really
good clear articulation.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Oh, that's why we're paying all those fees for her
to go at DJ school. She's doing drama and I'm
absolutely delighted she came home yesterday because they're doing units
on radio, which I think is fantastic. This has sort
of caught us by surprise. I didn't know that they
were going to do this unit. So apparently she's walked
into the classroom yesterday and the teacher had put up

(28:03):
on the whiteboard, because it's not blackboards anymore, is it? Whiteboards?
Is all the station and logos and everyone was there,
you know, Triple M, Triple J, Fox Nova, everyone but us, No, No,
Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I like the way, by the way that Patsy was
like kind enough to have an up inflection, and then Fox.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
Because they turned it down.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
How dare they not put us out?

Speaker 9 (28:34):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
All her classmates thought that was hilarious, And it's.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Just because out of that neck of which they can't
get us, you know, out there in the forest and
the people beyond the forests.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
The teacher doesn't realize who what her mum does.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Well, well they'd be waking up, well the horses head
in their bed today.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
So all her classmates were like, you've got to tell
miss you've got and she's like telling, mister, we see mum,
get up to speed and get gold up on that whiteboard. Anyway,
they seriously it was a threat.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
If you were listening on your way to school right now,
you better correct that to go.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
And they had to write radio skit I guess, like
a half hour radio program, and they grouped off in
four or five mates and she was her role was
the voiceover persons, so she did.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
You got to be proud.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
I thought it was fantastic because the kids scripted it.
So they wrote all their.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Own as I thought, chat because you've recorded them, right,
and I was just listening to them during the news
and I just presume they were actual commercial scripts.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Now they wrote everything from scratch themselves.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
I'm happy to give her a little bit of my money.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
She can do some of my ones, so she.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Wants voiceover fee. But I just thought it was fantastic
and such a creative sort of thing for them to.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Listen to this then, so so they wrote their own
script everything.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
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Speaker 1 (30:19):
Now that I'm sorry, that's ten out of ten to
be that good.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
A little bit fast, No, Simon Cowell, that.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Is very good with would you stood up?

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Speaker 1 (30:57):
I didn't know the team had those production skills, so
don't deal without my libraries. It is to me dry anyway,
that's another story for another time. And they're having and
this is already now. Patsy's staught to doing the travel
news today.

Speaker 8 (31:08):
In traffic, there's a crash on the West Gate Bridge,
closing it down from ten am until around six pm tonight.
Traffic in the city is slow, so leave early if
you're headed towards work. Be careful when crossing over small bridges,
as there have been three animal sightings in the last
hour and.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Two cars damaged.

Speaker 9 (31:23):
Back to you, Tod, I.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Love that's abating somewhere on a talk medium wave station
in Australia. Todd is doing the Breakfridge Show. She did
a great job, Patsy, very very good.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
You should be really.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Proud because it's great. But please get gold up there
on that whiteboard.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Oh wow, that one again.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Christian, where do I buy one of those journal organizers?
Very happy to take credit card details, sir, don't forget
that three digit number on the back and I will
send it to you today, Christian. Every good boy deserves fruit.
Are lines for reading the treble clev EGb DF all
cows eat grass are the spaces for the base cleft

(32:10):
a C E. G. Hypothenuse is part of Pythagoras' theorem.
It is the longer diagonal side.

Speaker 9 (32:17):
Yeah, that's all we said.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, I'm going to getting my pen license in primary school.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Thanks Rob. It's good to have these memories, Rob, isn't it.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
I still have license my parents.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Framed up on the wall.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Bring it in here, bringing your.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Certificates in, all your little medals. I bet you've got
a bedroom full of medals as well.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Butterfly one hundred. You're that kid, aren't you? Or your ribbons,
your gymnastics sashes? I know you Christian a school memory.
I still have how to remember the nine planets in order.
The monomic is my very eager mother just served us

(32:58):
nine pizzas.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
That is going to stay in my mind. I like
that one.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Mercury Venus Earth minds anywhere we get the rest of it,
tar Rio, this super cool s. It's not the logo
it's is it from Stagger's jeans?

Speaker 9 (33:11):
Oh I don't not not familiar? No, no, maybe it
is that.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, have a look all right, so we're going to
do small thing, big joy right now. This is the
kind of counterpart the into the Yang of Tuesdays. Small thing,
big rage.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Small thing, big joy?

Speaker 1 (33:30):
What small thing gives you big joy? Text four seventy
five three one oh four three. This one here comes
from Stephen Christian. Small thing, big Joy. Please please read
this out after ten minutes past seven, I'll just sign
against red out mate.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
What's the producers? Don't boss me around?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
You don't Steven with a pH so.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
I can hear it?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Well, let me just rearrange my entire show around Lord
Stephen for the pH. I'm generally not going to read
this out now until five to nine, just to show
him whose boss. But you know, Stephen, my my wife
volunteers that are not for profit CHA Children's Chouch in
a local area, and I offered to do after our
pickup of donations. I arranged to pick up from people's
homes on my way home from work. Every person's house

(34:14):
I go to pick them up. I explain to them
whether donations go to It gives me and my wife
great joy that the charity passes on the donations directly
to other families they need. Thank you, Steven, that's great.
You didn't know I name the chances you would give
them a plug? All right, Rya.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
What's it for you? Small thing? Big joy?

Speaker 9 (34:28):
There's been a miracle in my apartment.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
What's happened?

Speaker 9 (34:31):
My monsterer has come back to life. My house plant,
which I have a terrible history of killing house plants.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
I don't know what has come back to life?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
My monsterra what's that?

Speaker 9 (34:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Come on, I'm so posh.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
What's a monsterer?

Speaker 9 (34:45):
The jungle you know the jungle plant with the big
leaves that everyone has.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
That was cool?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Is that a spider plant or a monkey tree?

Speaker 9 (34:52):
Spider plants different. I don't know. I'm not familiar with
the monkey tree.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I'm sending them with those journals.

Speaker 9 (35:05):
But it was dead and buried, completely gray, everything falling.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
You have to go to Oh god, it's every young
thirty year olds nightmare, isn't it? Oh no, by Montressory.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
So what did you do to bring it back?

Speaker 9 (35:20):
Nothing? I've done nothing. I've just watered. I haven't given
it any fertilizer. It's a miracle, Patsy. And now they're
in new growth.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I'm impressed that a man of your age looks after
house plants.

Speaker 9 (35:29):
Just what I tried?

Speaker 6 (35:31):
What you got?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
You're still growing those kum quats. I got the kum
quat tree that jam you made actually was Can I
say that small thing big joy?

Speaker 6 (35:39):
That was very nice, listeners, I'm not making it up.
By the way.

Speaker 9 (35:43):
You know, cumquat tree is going great. We've got what
I don't know the names of the other ones, but
we've got about six or seven different house plants their
cycle about a year because we just murdered them.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
It's passy.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
What's the small thing big joy for you? Righting wrongs?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
No, it happened for me on the way into work
today along the West Gate past the craft factory, and
they were cooking up veggiemite today and you can smell
it as you drive past on your cart car and
it's like East in the air of your childhood entst
before school. It was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
They cook vegimie out in New Use. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Well, the factories right beside the West Gate at Port Melbourne.

Speaker 7 (36:21):
I never knew that.

Speaker 9 (36:22):
Yeah, I just assumed London was off sure or something
like no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Of sure VEGEMI oil reach they drew into the seas
and get VEGEMI piped up.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
I just thought it was of sure flying flat workers.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Sure, well they fly and fly out the miners. Yeah,
the old regiment miners, Alex. What's the small thing big
joy for you?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
When the rain to windscreen wipeer ratio is just right
for a prolonged amount of time, you're like for like
ten to fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yes, yeah, there are too many settings, aren't they. The
one they don't need is intermittent. How does that b
just get rid of?

Speaker 8 (37:04):
It?

Speaker 7 (37:04):
Can't make some annoyed with.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
The rain isn't intermittent? It isn't it's rain, And then
eight and our seconds later you get a bit more rain.
No one has any if you need to put that on.
There's not enough rain.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Yes, that's right, And I find there's more intermittent rain
in Melbourne than there is in Sydney. I've got to
say at the moment. In Sydney it is absolutely bucketing,
it has been for the last like three weeks. But
Melbourne's it rains a bit and then it stops a
bit and it rains again.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Yes, Melbourne weather is underrated. I really really rate Melbourne weather.
It's like much more predictable than Sydney. It doesn't rain
anywhere near as much as Sydney. It's not as human.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Obviously, I've only lived in or still for seven years
and it's all been in Melbourne.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
The myth that you're fat is that the weather is
better in Sydney.

Speaker 9 (37:45):
I disagree, Yeah, yeah, yeah right, it's better here.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Now.

Speaker 9 (37:49):
I love the summer in Melbourne because it's not as dry.
It's more dry, sorry, than Sydney's humid. It's sweaty, it's heavy,
whereas Melbourne it's dry. You can still go out and
do stuff and not be sweaty and moldy.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
And do you think it's more unpredictable here?

Speaker 9 (38:01):
It's more unpredictable. Actually, yeah, I would say that.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
It's dryer and you can dry clothes on the clothesline.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yes, all right, get your old night out? All right?
What is the small thing big joy for you?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Small Thing, Big Joy happened for me yesterday. Went to
the supermarket. First of all, saw that dreaded scene where
they're all chained up, got now that mankey old coin,
and so I was.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Like, oh, crying out loud.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
It was stealing these maybe one person a week run
out with these cheap assed, barely functional, wonky ass plastic
trolleys you make billions every year.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Let us have our trolleys, actually, just give.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Them away out the front twenty one And then I
saw someone taking their back and they looked at me.
They saw and they read the situation. They saw my
interior monologue. They did and they said, have mine. Wow,
oh my god, my trolley, your trolley. I want to
be in this utopia with you. Thank you. We're doing

(39:03):
small thing, big joy, Christian, small thing, big joy. Every
morning I grabbed my cat to give them a stretch,
my big joys. One of them, let's out a sign,
sticks his head further up to give me a kiss.
I know, the joyous cat. And as Larry loves to
do that too, I get it. Christian, I agree with
Adelaide Jones. I'm trying to persuade Patsy to change from
Patrina Jones to Adelaide Jones. The Vegemite factory, No, the

(39:27):
Vegemites factory smells amazing and nostalgic. Steve's with your ajas Christian.
My small thing, big joy is watching goats clean up videos.
Sorry have you seen these?

Speaker 12 (39:40):
All?

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
So there'd be a load of bushlam that needs clearing
up right, rather than that could take days. They chuck
in about fifty goats. They munched their way through it.
They are mad brush landing. They're like jumping over each other.
There's another bit leaves some for me.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
Ted, we have very different algorithms.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Oh my god, don't clean up videos. It's a thing
I get. I didn't know anyone else like those, Freddie,
that's great.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
This is on, Pete.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
When you're building think you grab a random handful of
screws and it's the perfect amount preach. Oh, when I'm
building stuff, you know, I'm always always in that workshop
of mine.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
What am I working on at the moment?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
You know? A neest of occasionals, Pete, I get it.
These cities, sliquors don't small thing, big joy. Tuesday night.
We won pub trivia at the Grovedale Hotel this week
against twenty other teams. Why don't we form a team
and go to somebody's pub quiz nights on the week,

(40:40):
A few beers and a pub quiz. I've done a
PubL quis an agent.

Speaker 9 (40:44):
We should have something like Patty can do got news cover,
Alex has got sports sport.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I will do pop culture. You with your double degree
general knowledge, times tables, timetables, matriculation and of course house
plants we found out all right, let us know if
you know of a local pub quist, a really good one,
text me. We'd love to come and take you on.
We need a team name as well for seven five
three one oh four three Christian Small Thing, Big Joy

(41:10):
especially this week's been a bit chilly. First thing in
the morning, heated car seats.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
No no, not to be crass, but it does feel
like you're just farting the whole time.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
It does, does, no, said a child. Small thing for me,
Big joys when when you've managed to tie both of
your shoelacers with the same amount of tightness so that
not one is to know. I'm never going to find that.
That to me, I'm envious. That's like but enlightenment. Enlightenment

(41:42):
is the equal amount of pressure on both shoelaces. One
of them is always weaker than the other, a law
of the universe. And you know when you leave the
house this ain't getting through. Two hours Jus Kennys came
into chat to me and I was tying up the
loose one whilst listening to some producing rubbish from her.
Small Thing Big Joy is my dog Gus licking my

(42:02):
toes when I came out of the shower. No, no,
you're clean. That tongue's been around, is.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I mean the team. We're going to form a pub
quiz team and come and take on a pub quiz.
Rio is now worried that we'd be terrible, Patsy, Oh.

Speaker 9 (42:23):
No, we will now when you actually think about it.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
In the power, we don't. We don't know much.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
As long as there's no questions about maths will be fine.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Pup quizzes are tough.

Speaker 9 (42:35):
Yeah, and I don't know like capital cities and blah.
But all we know is music and pop culture. Yeah,
pop culture will be alright with Perhaps you would smash it.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
No, no news, right, Patsy would smash news. And her
real passion celebrity deaths, if they've got around, people were going,
they must have a ring of over there, you know,
if they died. She knows about it.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
Alex has goats and sheep farming.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Army, army, you know that haunted forests of the Southern hemisphere. Yeah,
there you go. We are good to go.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
We are fit.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
Christian.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I know you're not doing small thing, big rage, but
I've got a small thing, big rage right now. I
did a trivia quiz last night. The trivia question was
roses are red, violets are blue? Is this true? Oh
my god, uses it's false. Violet is a shade of purple,
not blue. Violet is made up of blue and red.
Yet in the trivia quiz it was considered blue. The

(43:36):
trivia question didn't ask about the poem. It asked about
if they are blue. I am so angry, amazing to
wake up with that story. Christian, come and take us on.
The quiz night is called strictly quizness. Nice good name.
Wednesday Night keelaw East RSL r SL is your perfect

(43:58):
location with good quiz night.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Probably get a part on a parma for under ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yes, yeah, it's at six thirty pm. Thanks all the
detailed poise. Thank you very much, Christian. We do a
great one out in Tarna. Christian, why don't you come
out to wezer for the night.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
What's wiz is that wizz?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I think they mean web safe guys. No, I want
to get out there. All those bug eyed locals. They start,
they round up a posse, They come out with the pitchforks.
You know, they take a night off from throwing rocks
at the moon. You know they will come. Christian, I've
got I've got a name for your trivia quiz. The team,

(44:37):
three men in a patsy. It's a starting point. It's
the starting point. Okay, all right. Wedding and Funeral Week
day four.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
Ladies and gentlemen. We are gathered here today to celebrate
Christian O'Connell's funeral and Wedding week.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Thank you very much. A little stories we've been getting
this week about weddings and funerals. We've got Ronnie here,
Christian and the team. Let me tell you my wedding
story back in nineteen eighty eight, when cassette tapes were
a big Illfrey music. We got married that year and
we wanted up where we belong. From an officer and
a gentleman, big song at the time, Joe cockran.

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Jennifer warns, this was lovely.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
My sister was in charge of the music. She brought
along a take hand into the guy running the av stuff.
I was used to go on the back in the
day audio visual. But instead of buying a new tape
with that song, she taped over the one she had already,
so instead of getting as he walked down the aisle, Christian,
I got married to John Farnon, beouting out, help me

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if you can on feeling down you care feeling. Nobody
changed it. They weren't sure do they want this? Does
it mean something to them? The guy run the.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Music had just disappeared. I bet he add everyone how
just sat there thinking.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Strange song for a wedding, especially a bit where it
ends this bit, Christian, it's a please. It's a coded message, Ronnie,
thank you very much your story. Rick scot One Here
Christian listened to the podcast this week heard the story

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of the mobile phone that rang at the funeral. Here's
one that happened at a wedding that I was taken
photos for. The wedding was a big cathedral. The bride
and groom at the autar exchanging vows. The groom was
a dodgy looking state agent. During the vowels, his phone rang.
He didn't even think about not picking up.

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He picked up.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Answered the phone, much to the disgust of the congregation
and the priest. All we heard, Hello, Peter, Yes that
house is still available. Can I call you back in five?
Always be closing, Rick, that's a great one Christian and
my mother's funeral. My brother did the eulogy and mention
how he used to ring Mum every week. Then at
the cemetery, as they're lowering her a down, his phone

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slipped straight into the grave. He panicked, someone called it
or he can ring her every week?

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Two?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Hello, Yeah, it's mom. It's lovely up here. To get
the phone pack. To get the phone back from the
actual grave, they had to lift the coffin back up.

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My nephew was dangled head first into the grave.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
One of them morners held his feet. It certainly made
it a lot funnier to say goodbye, and I'm sure
Mom and Dad would have been laughing too. I think
they would have done the end. That is a great story.
We've been blessed this week with these stories from weddings
of yours. Thank you so much for sharing these. If
you go any more for tomorrow show Christian at Christian
O'Connell dot com dot a.

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It is time to take each other on.

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Do you have a name that's a pain a name
you always need to explain? Well, we've made my name
as in game.

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Let's have a look at the scores last week at
the Name Game of Rio. So I had to screw
it up to three of that piece of paper, So we'll.

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Get a trajectory.

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If you try to throw a flat piece of paper,
it goes nowhere. Rio Sweet radio Real. What were the
scores last week in the name game?

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As in Christian O'Connell leading on three, Alex Cullen second
place to Patsy just the one.

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I don't know if that's accurate.

Speaker 9 (48:31):
It's accurate?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Oh wow, all right? Lines we over now tape part
in the Name game, as in, if you have a
name that's a bit of a pain, you will have
a one line worked out that you always trying to
explain it to people. We hear that we have no
idea what your name is. We try and work backwards
and guess your name. Here's how it goes.

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Caller one, my surname as in a reckless motorist, whoon
You got the second part Christian Calhoun cah yes.

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Caller two, welcome to the show.

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My name comes in sweet medium or.

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Dry sherry it.

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Caller three, my surname as in.

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The bird finch cockatoo's sparrow, magpie being more American Wren correct,
All right, lines are open now.

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The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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There is a suburb someone in Australia that have fed
up being called Labrador. They now want to change their name.
They've got together the people of labra Or have had
a meeting. We're like, we don't want to be Labrador anymore.
We're not Labrador's pat my head. Incredible story. I didn't
know you can just change. Do you appeal to the

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local council. Do you need a set number of votes?

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Yeah?

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Like do you need like a what's it called a referendum?

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Has this happened?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
This must have happened before around Australia. I bet this
happened here in Melbourne where suburbs just changed names?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Do they?

Speaker 12 (49:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (49:56):
I remember they're trying to change Snowtown because obviously the murder.

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Rebranded if that was a real big problem, the murdering
was the problem that the name is the crime. L
All right, let's get into thank you very much, by
the way, the message is still coming in. Christian I
worked near the Cobbs popcorn factory and the days that
they popped the popcorn, it smells incredible all over dandon

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in South. That's from mur VICKI small thing, big joy
for me when the tear here part on my coffee
Saschet works tears perfectly.

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You're right.

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Those all perforated once every ten years. You're likely to
get that. Thank you very much, lovely message, Christian, I
do and have done for years. A weekly pub quiz
most common names. Just you understand what you're going in
against Trivia Newton, John John trev Alter quiz, tap walking, Quizzy,
Stardust beyond sy nos Oh, oh my god, Beyonce nose

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is very good. I think we've got a time waste
for next week. Rio What about for your name quiz
ten O'Connell.

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Hey, that's pretty good.

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That's not bad, is it? Christian one?

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Just all right, let's play the name game, as in
are we ready? Team, let's go all right, let's play.
Let's go to caller one. Good morning, Good morning, Christian,
good morning.

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My first name as in the university.

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The trobe Oxford, no A, and you Cambridge, no bonds,
no Sydney.

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Yes.

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Wow wow, that is a great knowledge, deacon. Thank you
very much, Deacon. Let's go to a caller too, Hello, Hello, Hi,
there you live.

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On the radio.

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Oh yes, my surname as in woodcut, chainsaw, chopper, steel chip,
axe grinder, saw, a sharp saw, saw tooth, h Liz saw,

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ben saw chainsaw more than one sauce.

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That's correct.

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We're spinning down the middle. We'll get half each.

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Alex, your name is Sauce.

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My name is Sauce.

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Hell a name like you.

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Sorry, you're sorry, but theodby ah.

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Right, Yeah, that makes it crystal clear. Thank you very
much to clarifying that. Take care, Thank you, thank you.

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By now.

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Call the three. Good morning, Hello, Hello, hello, Hello, you're
on the radio, and.

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My name Ivory.

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Your name is Ivory.

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Nob are you Ebony? If you got together with Ivory
form a great band, you Beny, they be Ivory. Lovely
stuff you on the way to school.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Yes, what a beautiful name. Ebony is a great name.
That's right. Thanks for calling the show and have a
lovely day.

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Called a four.

Speaker 13 (53:20):
Hi, guys. My first names in biscuits.

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Monte Carlos, Tim Tam Tammy Timmy.

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Digestive.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Great name for a.

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Young kids or an indie band.

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Savoy j Rit It's a sweet biscuit.

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Chocolate hob nob digestive, Scotch finger viscount.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
It's short bread. Are you short bred?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
No, it's an it's playing biscuit Turkish delights. Oh, Maury May.

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Is on fire.

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She knows you old old timing stuff in my jelly.
All right, we'll played part two next to lines open.

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Now call us up and take us.

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On Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
All right, let's go back to part two of the
Name Game. We have no idea what your name is?

Speaker 6 (54:22):
You give us a clue.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
It's the clue if you have an unusual name that
is a bit of a pain that you've actually worked
out a one line clue that used most days. Caller one,
Welcome to part two of the Name Game.

Speaker 12 (54:35):
Oh are you guys?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah, we're good.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Hope you having a good week. Okay, what is your clue?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
My last name as in bay leaf, no water, co window,
no port Philip, Philip picks the bay of pigs.

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The.

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Close with water by.

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They side.

Speaker 11 (55:09):
You guys need a clue?

Speaker 14 (55:11):
Yes?

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Please?

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Yeah?

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Please?

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New South Wales, Oh Harvey Hervey have.

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Botany not.

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Streaky.

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You're gonna have to tell us. We're running out of time.

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What is it?

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Do I say it? Yeah?

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Please?

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Byron?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Oh we should have got that. I'm really sorry, we
really should have got that. Oh my god. Yes, all right,
thank you for putting up with us. We have no
business entering a trivia contest. We're going to even get
that trying to help us out if only you're quite right.
Thank you very much and giving us school. Have a

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good school.

Speaker 14 (55:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I still believe I'm at the school, don't they bless them?
Cooler too. Welcome to the name game as him.

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Hello, how are you?

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Hello?

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Hello? Yes, I'm very good actually, and what is the clue?

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Her name is in long owned cafe in Melbourne's CBD.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah greenose, that's it.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
Yeah, yeah, great clue. Thank you very much. It's going
to call a three easy.

Speaker 10 (56:20):
How are you guy?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Yeah, yeah, we're good. What's your clue?

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Please?

Speaker 12 (56:23):
Okay, my maiden name is a many McPhee.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Your maiden name was McPhee, Yes, the same one. That's amazing,
all right, McPhee. Thank you very much. You give us
a call, and thank you. Let's squeeze in one more
before the news and Sport call of four.

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Good morning, good morning, Hello, how are you guys?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
We're good? Thanks to calling the show and take apart
in the quiz what's the clue?

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Then the clue is it's the name of a Shrian
horse right in the horse racing.

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Season, Leamington Corefield Cox Plate.

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Yes, could have gone.

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From the radio that one and Rio threw one of
them off for having a vulgar clue. I thought this
personally slipped through. So what have you done to us?
All right, news this spot on the way then we
got the time waste.

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A fascinated day by the story of a suburb in
Australia that don't want to become don't want to be
known as Labrador anymore.

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Rio, it's that on the Gold Coast.

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Yes, it's in Queensland.

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That's it's in Queensland. They want to become known as Broadwater.
They feel that it's more representative. Broadwater is like a
really bland name.

Speaker 9 (57:40):
It sounds like blackwater.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Who doesn't love a Labrador is a good name. It's
a grainer who's a shade of being living in Labrador.

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Labradorians.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yes, Christian Rose bud West did this. They changed their
name to Capaul Sounds a few years ago, try and
make it sound a bit more classy.

Speaker 9 (58:01):
It is a bit fancy.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
It is fancy. It maybe it works.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Broadwater isn't fancy.

Speaker 9 (58:06):
No, and there are a lot of suburbs chuck heights
on to it to try to boost their property values.

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I seriously think more suburbs. If they do want to
rename more dog ones, I'd be very happy to move
to Chiuawa. Tough spinning, That isn't it?

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Every time you've got to age?

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And that you.

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It'd be funny once? Hi is the eight before that?

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You all right? Oh wow, I've just found a new nemesis,
and I have many guys. I've been listening to you
for a long time, and I do enjoy the show.
I can honestly say, please do not take part in
a trivia competition, Christian. I have silently shaken my every

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day to hear the team's understanding of what I thought
was common knowledge. Sorry to shatter your dreams, well, Mark Smith,
you can't shatter my dreams.

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There's shatterproof like a school ruler.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
And also your grammar here is terrible. So I am
therefore smarter than you, Mark Smith, because you can only
silently shake your head. I've never noisily shaken it. And
also you didn't checkmate your email. You have silently shaken
your every day Oh Mark puk, you're.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
Not at our level.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
This is it now, guys, we're definitely doing this quiz.
You know why We've got an nemesis to prove Mark
Smith wrong. Start getting our speech now we will name
check you Mark Smith. I will not rest so he
proved you wrong. Now that's it. Now he sets up
the good motion? Where was there? That's right on the
radio posh movies. Today is World Billionaire Day. Thank you

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bezos for paying no tax.

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Up for grabs.

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You can feel like a billionaire and laugh like a billionaire.
That's right at Beetle Juice to musical with very much
unbillionaire ticket prices. That is good. Must leave Australia, not me,
Beetle Juicy, eleventh of If only he that's Patsy's words
every day on those forums, must leave Australia eleventh September. Alright,

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e posh movies, what do the poshows love to watch?
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I see you chomping on a peach and I think
you're a posh person. Oh do you know how much
they unmarket place.

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The price is real, I haven't seen the price is
tell me.

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Because you're posh, it's got several house plants and probably
nothing into a peach by midday? Letting it drill down
that posho chin of yours?

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Okay silver?

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In my mind, generally peaches are already posh. When have
I seen them?

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The Pair.

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Rio?

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What have you got?

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Posh movies?

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Of the posh gold to rack too furious? Oh no,
that's good.

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Rio has just checked out the prices of peaches. I'm
telling you only are they for posh shows? How expensive?

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Mate?

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A full retraction. They are twenty five bucks a kilo.

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That's insane, so much money.

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All right, time to mark today's time wasters. We're asking
to make a movie posh today on the time wastter
Bestern show. We got a pair of tickets, go and
see Beetlejuice to music. Alright'm asking for posh movies. Are
you ready tomorrow?

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Let's go?

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luxurious bastards. Silver the Goldfather brons dude, where's my napkin?

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Napkins?

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Silver Miner spend it like Beckham Gold. We bought a
Wagoo silver and mission impossible. God alright, who's still winning today?
I love Pinky up Pinky. Well done, your today's winner.
We're back tomorrow for the Big Friday Show.

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