June 30, 2025 • 57 mins
The ultimate retro school, complete with pencil sharpeners, photocopiers, and sawdust for vomit & do those scratch and sniff stickers still smell? Plus Monday Winners and Losers, You V News, Mumisms and the Timewaster!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, Patsy Morning, Good morning, Rio, Good morning. Are
we Monday winners or losers? How's your date yesterday? Patsy?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well, loser on two fronts, I have to say. So
we are underway with school holidays, so they get three
weeks at our school.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
So long we'll break three weeks.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Just tell me about it, tell me about it. So
I'm very good.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
On that day one, I get the uniforms up to
the dry cleaners because I'll probably forget it before she goes.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Back to school. That is a good tip for younger parents.
That is smart. We always used to leave it. You're right, Pats,
you're forget and sending It's that mad rush. Isn't there
the day or two before they go back and every
other parent in the state is there? Seriously huge cube.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, it's so true, and they just inundated all the
blazers come in. But I got there yesterday and I
was in a real hurry, which what a surprise, And
I had you know, the note back in ten minutes,
a little post it note on the door, and I thought, well, I.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Love seeing those. You don't see them very often years ago.
Used to be loads of those handwritten notes out for lunch. Yes,
and you think, well, which bit are we midway through
your lunch break? I thought, the bat's finishing off a sandwich.
Have you've gone somewhere?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Difference because I thought, if it's ten minutes from now,
I really can't wait.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I'll come back tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
They need to timestamped, yes, although if it's five minutes,
I could probably wait, certainly two or three.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
And I thought this is ridiculous, So I just waited.
And then the other thing.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Ords has had this really sore left leg and since
like start of term two, so it's a long.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Time mother of the year, right.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Anyway, she went off to camp and hurt it on
the bikes.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
She's her foot slip.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
On the pedal and she was complaining and you know,
didn't do all the hikes. And I said to christ
do you reckon she's trying to get out of you know,
this twenty k hike and he said, there's a very
good reason.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
And now we feel really bad.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
So it's done, the dance, concerts, everything all term. Anyway,
finally took her for a scan yesterday because it's really
not getting any better. It's quite sore and she's nearly
torn a hamstring.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh my god, serious painful. No.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And I felt really bad because I was saying to her, oh,
you need to do more stretch.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I mean, we were talking about the mummies and yesterday
and we were like, who are these people right hiding?
And we have our own one walk it off. So
in that time, she's done a twenty k hike on
school can done, She's done the dance, two performances. I
think over the weekend with a torn hammy.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
She's done every foul.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Players will be off for the rest this year with.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That sport, the whole thing. I didn't let her get
out of sport. I thought she was trying to get
out of sports.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh my god, you must feel so bad.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Do you feel bad?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But anyway, it's it's nearly ended. But it's kind of
not the point. It's some it was a bad injury.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
At least, you know, she's tough as nails, that good
on it.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
It's just like a chip off the old block.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Isn't she really all right? So Chris is week is
what we saying that your husband this week? Source Stroll source,
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
The Christian O'Connell show, Go one podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Two WS for me. If you're two l's Patsy, I'm
going to balance out with two ws. I love it, big,
big w. In just over two weeks time are able
to staugh. It turns twenty one. Yesterday the cake that
I have designed for her was ordered confirmed. Oh woll
love it, big relief.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
You do epic cakes. I have to say, Patsy, you've
got Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But the twenty first, though, it's hard because I've done
all the big plays. Yeah, sixteenth, the eighteenth, the twentieth,
and now the twenty first.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
It's like, what are you your top it?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yes, but it has to be because a twenty first
there's a different expectation. Yes, she knows it, the family
knows it. And then now I've done that, it doesn't end.
The merch has already been designed. Back that up Thursday,
March gets picked up Thursday. Now it's it's the Sistine Chapel.
(04:18):
It's a slide show. Wow, my god, I've done all
the moves. I've done the memories bringing their memories and
all the beats cutting it to the beats have done
all that. It's hard. It's the twenty first slide.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Show and can you still reuse photos you've used in
other slide shows?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
To my wife, who's doing no work towards it. No,
I'm like, oh my god, we're going to get going
to AI deep fake some images of my daughter? Is
that me? Dad?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I saw the invitations you're working on that you had
the AI you were working on.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Like cooking them up, and there was lots of like
spelling error.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, I know. I thought that AI could see what
it's creating. So I was arguing with chat Chipet saying
why these getting worse? Arguing I was making him chat
Chipet feel quite bad. Le's go, why I can't you
see these? This is full of spelling mistakes. They're smarter
language learning machine dunce. And then yesterday both her daughters
(05:19):
were home, which is rare these days. So it was
really nice. My wife is waste. It was just the
three of us and they wanted spank bowl and so
I love a spank ball. Very kind of winter warming food,
isn't it damp and cold? Yesterday and so I wanted
to elevate my spank bowl game. So I used to
Inagi we trust on the show, Right, So I found
the recipe of hers that had one thousand five star reviews. Wow,
(05:44):
nine hundred and ninety eight actual people go on who
leaves a review of a cooking recipe?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Who has the time?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Nine hundred and ninety eight? Yeah, I mean it's a
lot of people, and it's spank bowl. You know, it's
a very basic meal.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, we've sort of we've perfected it over the years already.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But last night, ten out of ten from both of
my daughters, they actually said, this is the best spag
bowl we've ever had in our life. We should leave
a review, Oh my god? Happy with about It was
a couple of things and I've not used to do.
Maybe people do, but uh Nouggie recommended using two beef
stocks stock.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Cubes, Yes, to give it a bit moreami.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You got that would have been like a sour tan
savory the tartness or the tomatoes, yes, definitely. She recommended
using Oxo beef cubes. So I use those teaspoon of
soy sauce, Yes, just a teaspoon t sp TSP douggie
(06:41):
stingshoo tsp of. I hate it when they do it
because sometimes the font when you print off those recipes tea, yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
The table spoon or tea.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Difference between the teaspoon and the tablespoon. It's going to
get these measurements right. So the soy sauce sugar, yes, yes,
I've not used sugar before anytime.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Anything I used tomato. Sugar just takes the edge off
the tomatoes. Tomatoes just a little pinch, right.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And then the one was half a couple of red wine.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh, yes, you know what I do because and then.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
What you do is you similar the red wine to
burn the alcohol, all right, so you let that vapor.
I think it's a technical show, you vaporing. And then
I chucked it. Once it's all done, I chucked it
in the slow cooker for five.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Hours on Oh my god, that does sound amazing.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I've become addicted to the slow cooker. Yes, yeah, god,
we're going on holiday Friday. I wish I could take
a week. I don't know what I would do the
slow cooker and Fiji. I just I've become very deeply
bonded to my slow cooker.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
John Farnam's birthday today, Patty, how old do you think
John farnamers today?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Instant Guests seventy three, Rio Instant Guest Stopped Cheating sixty nine, seventy.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Six, Oh wow, is he really yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Seventy six. Phenomenal And sometimes when we do the we
get a really great, vivid, misheard lyric. It changes the
song forever. I love the song Age of Reason. However,
he says it so many times, the line now that
I fathered a dog, it's this one. It just sounds
(08:26):
like he's really owning the line. It's like he's really
proud of that dog son. There might be a dog,
but it's his bloody dog son. Better than that, Christian.
You're making me starving with that amazing spaghetti Bondi Naser
recipe you did yesterday? Can you post a link on socials? Listen, Tim,
(08:49):
this is GPT. Here's what you do, you lazy get?
Did he go to Google when he goes spag bowl recipe?
T eats?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
It's the first?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You are our mate?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
What's a post would that be on our socials?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Just to a recipe? Online. It take me longer to
write it then you to find it. This is the
age of laziness, isn't that we're living in now? Radio show?
Give me links to recipe? Come on, man, better than that.
We're talking about whether or not you're a Monday Winner
(09:23):
or loser. Helene winn a winter chicken dinner. Got a
dream job yesterday. Congratulations to Helene. Will be resigning my
current job today. She didn't want me reading out her name.
Oh who She's resigned Now it's made it a lot easier. Actually,
by the time you get into work used to show
it's a press conference. You can do your personal alsmen.
(09:46):
Christian Winner. Yesterday was day three of my four day
weekend and I spent it volunteering at Puffing Billy Craig
and see if about that was great fun? Christimer Winner.
Summon's out yesterday, birds singing just happy re Are you
a winner or loser? I'm also where the hell did
you get that jumper?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
This is actually from London. Is an Elton John jumper
that does.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Not look like official merchant.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Well well actually another one of guy that runs a store.
I went to a flea mic and he told me.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yes that is not official merchand.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
From there I know what tour. It was ninety five
or something. It's official.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
It's rare, but I might have gotten fleeced.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I think you've got fleehed. It's a very what size
is that triple excel? It looks like you borrowed your
dance and your dad is a big fat dance player
or something. It is huge about eighteen big. You don't
like you're playing dress up today. You've been raising dad's wardrobe.
(10:48):
Dad was a wrestler.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Did you pay for that?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
It was actually a lot as well. Yeah, I want
to say I had three digits.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh no, no, no, no, I did not. I'm not
saying this just for the sake of it, but I
actually thought to that when you came, you'd actually got it,
like in an ironic way, from an option.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No, no, no, this is digits. Wow, very very rare
from one of his first This.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Is the second week we've had a story about you've
been ripped off hundred bucks that shabby cricket vinyl you
paid last week at the car boot shell and now
this on top over oversized volumess. Thank you, Sony. No, no,
that's not why.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I'm still grumpy about it. Actually it happened Sunday night.
I put a load of towels on all of our towers.
I said to Will, my partner, all right, I'm going
to bed. You've got to make sure you put these
in the dryer. Otherwise I'm not going to have any
towels in the morning for my morning shower. Obviously he
doesn't do that. I get out of the shower, I
go to go the dryer. Dry is empty early in
(11:55):
the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
We're all grumpy when we get up for our hours
and that I.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Open up the washing machine. They've already got that, you
know that.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Damn Yeah, that miled you. Like, what am I going
to do?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
So I just scrounged around the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I got a kitchen towel.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Like details why myself? Like a like Olympic diver.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Mic the shammy of yesterday. Dare freezing, absolutely freezing in
the morning at the moment, isn't it? That is rough?
All right? Let's get the latest news headlines now with
Patrina Jones. Coming up next The.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Thanks You Seven News Melbourne Live every night at six
on seven and seven plus The Mighty Peter Mitchell Caitlin
producer Kelly can we find out from ten pm? I'm
pretty sure I saw him at a Pies D's game
and he was wearing a pie scarf. Callen confirm whether
the Great Peter Mitchell is a Pies fan. I'm pretty
(12:54):
sure he is.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Looking to give me two seconds.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Two other things I need to check on as well.
Someone told me that he is in the Frankston Hall
of Fame. I think he's the very famous and obviously
respected big story career in journalism. This kind is Peter
at the least from Frankston, and he's in the Frankston
Hall of Fame. Two things about this, there's a Frankston
Hall of Fame. Who else is in it? The world
(13:18):
needs to know. I cannot rest who is he alongside
in the And have other areas got their own local
hall of Fame? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Is it like a museum you can go to and
you can wander around their portraits?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yes, are their local halls of fame? And then and
then the final one. I'm pretty sure that he was
the first person to break the news about Princess Diana
dying to Australia and I'm pretty sure it's midway through
an AFL game. Wow, so beaches, Kaitlyn read them back
to me. Let me just check. What are you asking
team Peter Mitchell today? Number one?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Number one is does he go for Collingwood? Number two
is is he in the Frankston Hall of Fame? And
number three is was he the first person to break
the news about our beautiful princess Diana.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Chuck A Forth? Why not? I'm pretty sure he's got
a dog.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
To find out if he's got a dog, not any.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Type or name or well if he did, to divulge that,
but I respect his right to privacy. He's a journalist.
But if he can those four things, yes, and then
puts it them back to me tomorrow morning. Okay, all right,
let's played the damn game, star sign as well, Star signed,
and we're going to guess he's near his man.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
First news you, First.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
News, will you be Petrina Jones Aldo CB?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You all right? Playing this morning? Try to win? Two
thousand dollars it is you? Good morning, Beck.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Good morning, guys. Hey are you going?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
We're good? Beck, Welcome to the show. Two thousand dollars
up for grabs. Beck, what's this money for you? What
would you do with your two grand if you win.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Well, I'm into bees at the moment, so I would
love a beehive.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Get in. When do you set you into bees at
the moment? Have you got somewhere? Is it a new hobby?
Speaker 8 (14:53):
No, I haven't got any yet, but I've seen these
beehives and they're called a flow heights, easy to maintain,
and you turn the tap onto the bees of you know,
down all their pollinating and making the bees sorry honey,
and you turn the tap and the honey he comes out.
But I still want one of those suits, you know,
so you look like it's a weird center.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Astronaut absolutely got to get the outfit. My start of
the year, when my wife and I were thinking what
are we going to do when we become empty? Nesta's right.
My wife would constantly be researching about what we could do.
The biggest thing for ages like to push against was
this back. That flow hive just suddenly brought me out
in hives. I was like, we came real close, and
she was like, and then you could go out there
(15:34):
in the suit. Went wait, I'm out there being stung.
And when anyone ever presents anything that's just simple as
turn the tap on. Get that. You know there must
be so much more. Where would you put the bee hive?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
Well, I'm in a townhouse, but apparently you can put
these anywhere. You can put them on.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
A balcony or your lucky neighbors.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, by the sheared bins. You know you've got an
aprix there. Whatever, it's called the bee hive. So where
are you going to yea, where are you going to
put it in? A in a townhouse?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Just in the backyard, in the courtyard, in the corner.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh, bloody neighbor. It's a good enove that near the trees.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
They fly around free range or are they contained in something?
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Think they're really like hot you know there's hoigh heaps
of them are out in the open. But I think
they do make a little bit of noise.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Where the first bees from.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
You can order the queen bee and it comes.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
In the post. She must be you be filthy when
I get out of here. I pity the fall. That
is incredible.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Did you just get one queen bee and then you
go from there? How many bees do you get it once?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:41):
You can start with one queen bee, I believe, but
you can get more. But I don't know if they.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So you get the Queen Bee right, and then what
she gives off? Does the Queen be give off like
a signal? And then bees around there like bloody? There's
a hot hottage system been unwrapped, right now, a Queen
Bee reveal party. Let's get going. It's a townhouse but okay,
fair enough. And then they all just come to the
Queen Bee.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Well apparently if you build it they will come. But
I think you can also populate it with with worker
bees as well.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Where do you get the worker bees from? I don't know.
I haven't got that anyway, get you the two grod
done the game? She was just about to say, well
done for winning, all right? The question the question today?
Which pop star was forced to pause a concert due
(17:32):
to a stage car malfunction? This clip? I saw it, yes,
I could barely watch it. Big Global Megastar had to
pause her live show yesterday because of a car that
was floating through the air that went wrong. Who is it?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
One you can sighlight the Queen Bee of Singing.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Beyond Plight?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, co Patsy, well, two thousand dollars is you? You
can order that? Queen bee right now? Yes, thank you?
Did that be hive out on the balcony? Well done, back,
well played. Congratulations here today's winning you versus News. You
win two thousand dollars for your bee Hive. Please when
(18:19):
you've ordered or send me photos. I want to know
how this goes over the next couple of weeks and
the flow Hive.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Thank you, Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Thank you very much. Flow Hive sounds like a rap
name as well. All right, same time tomorrow, Cain and
don't forget, but get back about those four things tomorrow
about Peter Mitchell. Read them back to me again.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
There's actually five things, so you still sign.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Does he own a dog?
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Was he the first person to break the Princess Diana news?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Is he in the Frankston Hall of Fame? And does
he go for at Collingwood?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You've got it. Thank you very much. Present them back
to me tomorrow morning, same time.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Christian, I know it is about half an hour ago,
but I cannot stop thinking about your spank bowl recipe.
I know it's actually it's actually irresponsible before seven o'clock
start going into detail about food, isn't it? Because you're
just harving and you almost can't move on. Even now.
My stomach is rob and I know we've got lots
of nice bread in this station as well. That wish
we didn't have such an abundance of bread now it's
(19:17):
too readily available. Christian, the greatest thing that makes any
recipe flavoursome is time. Oh and love, you're right, I
make ministroni soup. No, thank you?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Oh's with mintroni?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh it's foul.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Oh no, it's literally warmed up pond water with weeds
in and tadpoles and legs.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Foul. Who only the best of days goes? You know what?
Oh this crack open a glass of wine and there
let's fire up some minestrone. Even the way you say
it miniestro.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Ministro ministroni, minestronia?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Kate? Do you like a ministran? What's up?
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Minnestroni? But in Maltese they call it minestra, which is
my partner's heritage, So we often make minestra.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Kate had her hand up just now, which is rare,
because so I'm thinking this must be something very very pertinent. No,
it's a side note about our more Teese thriings Ministra, No, I.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Was answering the question that you asked, but I did
in my hand.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Why the question wasn't what do they call it in Malta?
What do they do in Zanzibar? Where do we go
with this? What about our Sudanese.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Listeners call in favorite Maltese dishes?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
I also last night oddly made a chicken soup and
put time in it. For the first time ever.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
It changed and made.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It the most of it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
This guy Greg, This guy Greg wasn't talking about to
each y emmy time that urb. He was talking about
time as in like, yeah, because I used a slow cooker.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Okay, cool, Sorry, I'm just looking at peach.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Focus on that today. Make that a party. Wow, that
just happened. He's mentioning about time. I've got something to
do with him. But also I let him know about
the Maltese people. Okay from seventh Morning on thirteen fifty five,
twenty two. How do your people called ministronies? Anyway? That's it,
bor old Greg. The greatest thing that can make anywhere
(21:14):
we flavorsome is time, as in t I am. I
presume that we're all out to speed with that. I
make minister and his soup from scratch with fresh ingredients.
But when I cook it down four hours, low and slow.
You've got me now, Greg, you pull me back in
Christian You'll make make malloy if your twenty two minute
(21:35):
lunch with him this year of Memory. It's also in
the Frankston Hall of Fame. Wow, this is big. Who
else rio is in the Frankston Hall of Fame?
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Graham Kennedy TV legend. Yeah, Robert Harvey soon killed a
legend yep. Dame Elizabeth Murdoch, Rupert Murdoch's mum, it's in
the Frankston Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yes, she lived in lang Warren for over eighty years.
Parent incredible. Yeah, yeah, I'm story about her.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Heard a podcast where she taught Rupert to swim by
throwing him into the deep end of a pool and
just letting him learn how to swim that way.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That is also how my dad learned to swim. His
dad just threw him in at the deep end.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Oh my god, they did it back then.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Hope's just.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's the only way to shocking. I've just had a
quick look because I need to know more about these
halls of Fame. Yes, I mean, can we just start
our own listener hall of Fame? Absolutely one, But Frankston
is like, it's I don't know many people live in
Frankston forty thousands, So what to each little area have
their own hall of Fame?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Yeah, I haven't seene not aware of why you should
be in it.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
If there shouldn't be in it is Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't think you can just nominate itself in the
Hall of Fame. Google Halls of Fame in Australia and
it's mainly all sporting one right, obviously there's that. There's
even Australian Martial Arts Hall of Fame, basketball, cricket, football,
motorsport and then this one stands Queensland Business Leaders Hall
of Fame. That's wow, that's the one you want to
(23:08):
get in, Patsy that one there.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We're doing small thing, Big rage, What small thing? It's
the little things in life that drive you disproportionately crazy.
Text me and share us yours four seventy five three
one oh four three Small things, big rage, Small things?
Christian When people treat the gym shower like their home shower,
(23:37):
deep conditioning, their hair shaving legs. Come on, there's lot
of people that want.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
To use it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
You're the worst ones are mature gentlemen that have no
problems with walking around naked. No shame, not just that.
There's a guy in my team who will be naked
in his shower shoes, drying his hair, and he takes
ages trying his old man wispy hair. It's like, dude,
put some pants on. Man, it's all just hanging around.
(24:05):
Then he gets to hedge Ry does under his armpits.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
I do envy old men who they're so liberator, they're.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Not at all zero given zero given, Christian, what about
people who display baby on board stickers or decals and
then proceed to drive around up there taking part in
the Mario can't challenge from well Christian? What about this
is from trulye The number of drivers you're going through
red lights? It is shocking the people just will gun
(24:34):
it at a red light. A couple of things to me,
then a small thing, big age auto correct that corrects
the word. And now what it's thinks you're saying is
nowhere near what you want to say. In a world
where everything is like hyper smart technology YEP and chat
GPT how can auto correct be so bad? I know?
Speaker 6 (24:53):
For me, the one that kills me is if I
want to swear with the yes, I never want to
say duck. No, No, I know, do I ever want
to say duck? You should not learn by now that
I'm trying to swear.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And what it's not. It's jocked to center us. Yes,
I don't swam the price of your own phone check?
Go ahead, that's so pious, all you the dodgy online
content that Bible can upload these days, but we can't say.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
The BOM's exactly out.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And then the other thing. Oh, this trives me mad.
I love my wife dearly, however, trying to speak to
me from a different room. Please No, yesterday it was Chris,
me cried out, shining to work on ideas.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
On the phone.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Even if I was on the phone, some person's hearing
some monster yelly, you talk out the health and charts
and and then I don't answer. Then she calls me
from within the house, dangers within the house. Then all go,
did you hear me? Yeah? Why don't you respond to now?
It's bad? Find on me yelling in.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
The house being summoned.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Something summoned too stressful?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Maybe you should just learn to listen more though, But.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
They can't speak to me from the other end of
the house, Patsy, what's your small thing? Big rage?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
What is it with kids these days that have to
call you bro all the time?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Oh my god, we went through this. It was mate,
then mates, listen, I pay you a mobile phone bill.
Mates don't do that, or if they do, I'm not
your mate. Get one of your mates would pick up
the tab. Then, Bro, this I mean dad, I mean
you're their mum. You're not their mate. You're not there, Bro,
You're not dude.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Just sounds wrong, mate.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And it's always derogatory as well. Yeah mate, what are
you doing?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's terrible everything we do for them, the sacrifice you
make just to be reduced to mate.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
I remember there's a school as well who calls their
parents by their first name.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Oh okay, that was Naked's side.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
I remember I went to his house and he started
calling his mum Sharon, and I was like, oh, what the.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hell is impersonal? That is a lovely, warm tone to it.
It's worked for forever.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yes, yeah, I remember once it felt wrong. I had
to get.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Mum's attention in the middle of my one day, she
couldn't hear me. I'm going mom, mom, and all these
women were looking around.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
And so I go Bev.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
And it almost felt like I'd sworn at her. It
sounded so and felt so wrong.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Your mom didn't like that.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
She looked around. It was like, excuse me, who are
you calling me? Bev? But yeah, bro, it's always bro
or mate.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Oh it's awful. You try to stamp it out, have you?
Like I say, wait, you hear this?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Patsy, Tina love you. Telly works on the show. What
do you call your mum?
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Me?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
I call it homie. Oh that's worse.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Ways the nineties called they need their phrase back, homie?
What are we in the fresh Prince at our house?
You're a in bet also would go crazy if you
and are trying to text home.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Hey, what is her response? Tiner?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Does she like it?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
No, she always goes, don't call me.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
We have the TV on the studio just to sit.
There's any urgent news flashes or anything. I guess we
could ask Patsy, but yeah, anyway, we have it on
there on mute and I was just looking up they're
looking ahead to the decider gain three State of origin.
Why I just googled why? I want to google? Why
don NRL players have such big thick necks? How do
they get it so thick?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Do you do specific nicknack right exercises.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And you look at like an AFL player slender neck? Yeah?
Now very different obviously very different codes, different physicality required,
but still how do they they all every single n
r L player former present, thick old neck. It's like
a it's like your eyes thigh.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yes, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
How do they get the bodies as well?
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Like everything about SOLITYSSI if you ever see like see
them at the airport or something like that, the Storm
players down at Amy Park, they are huge.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You see cup around here in Richmond, uh down at
Cheeky Monkey down there, and they are so big you
can't believe trying to speed the girl Anyway, I just
tuched into Google. I got as France, why do n
r L players have? And then you know where you complete?
The first that comes up is husky voices.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Darren Lockyer, one of these commentators has the worst voice heard.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Again? Is it because the neck is too thick? So
it was too muscular? They can't move too well. I
remember interviewing John Cena once right, and my old radio
station happened to be on the fourth floor the studio,
and I went down to research to meet him to say, hey, listen,
the lift is broken. We're going to have to walk
up for He was really bussy. Actually this, so big
(30:16):
grumpily move upstairs. The insu was not good because Big
JC had to walk up four body slims and again again,
I think it's the muscular around the throat that's one
of the NRL players. The other one here is like,
why do NRL players wear bras?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yes, I know what those are. They run around with
these when they're training. These kind of like.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
A heart monitor, fitness tracker.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
It's a heart monitor. Yeah. And then the other one
is wear bras And why do n L players have
pickle juice?
Speaker 9 (30:50):
They?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah, now I know.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Anyway, we're doing small thing. Big rays are just the
thick neck on them. Small thing big rades Christian. When
you buy something that has a sticker on it that
needs to be removed, you have to peel the sticker
off very very The top layer comes off, but it
leaves that all all glooy bit behind and not even
boiling the kettle, pouring it on. This happened to me
(31:14):
recently when I was buying a water bottle, so I
did the boiling technique. That didn't work. Apple cider juice,
Oh didn't work. You know what did? WD forty? Oh wow,
that's it drives my wife. This would be small thing,
big race right now. I used WD forty on everything.
My wife. Oh god, no, Chris to smell that stuff.
(31:36):
It now lives in that random draw in the kitchen.
So you don't need that handy to go and he
you never know anything like a dish doesn't taste quite right,
Susana WD forty on this good as gold. Sarah Christian.
When students call me miss, I've been married thirty eight years.
I'm not a miss. Christian. People have a small thing,
(31:56):
big rage. People don't move out the way from emerging vehicles,
pretending they can't see the flashing lights and here, so
that is disgusting. They're just try and get the other
side of the lights or a couple of one hundred
meters ahead. Everyone's different than I Christen. Small thing, big rage.
Those election candidate signs stood.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Up, Okay, I never know what's going to people.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Ria, what's your small thing? Big rage?
Speaker 6 (32:22):
This makes me unreasonably mad. And I might be alone here,
but when I go to cross the street and you
hit the button, yep, and then someone else comes along
and kind of pushes the button.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
But I'm that guy. No, I can't trust you. No, no, no, no, no, no,
I see another human Now I think you're not concentrating.
I knew, No you're not. You're on your phone or
you're thinking about snapchatting something. No, no, going on some
up up to no good. No nor your generation. No no, no,
no no no never.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Let No.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I can't trust you now, you're staring around, You're wearing
strange clothing that's two sideses too big for you. No, no,
I judge you, and I found you wanting No.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
No, I always.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I tell you what it is. The mad times I've
been there and there's somebody that has even pressed it,
and I do I then press it and they go, oh,
I'd forgotten to do that. You're one of those. No,
I would never none of do it. No, I can't
trust you.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
And you touch it and that's you saying, hey, you're
an idiot.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
No, it's slightly saying Hey, airhead, this one's on me.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Christian Eucalyptus orders great for a moving, sticky residue of
lots of services. Don't need it, go my WD fourty
in the kitchen, Good to go. You could use Zippo
lighter fluid. Oh yeah, we've always got that in our
houses every week. What is Mickey Rourke in the eighties? Ziplid?
All right, cowboy Marlborough mat all right. So we're going
(33:52):
to try and build an eighties or nineties school, eighties
and ninety school, we can try and build one. So
far now we got the incinerator manned by children. Also,
if you're going to build a an eighties and nineties school,
you need lou ro that is so thin you could
use it as tracing paper and a cheap and thin
(34:13):
it was and rough like yeah, you're right, sandy exterior. Yeah.
And then the other thing as well. We had in
the classroom you had one of those pencil sharpness Oh yeah, yes,
we could feed. Yes, you know, we had to ask
the teacher if you could get up because it was
a real time killer because you would take your time
(34:34):
dawdling up to it with you could easily waste out
trusting about five minutes. Then it was Connor. It doesn't
take that long walk up here?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
A favorite during maths class, don't you think?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
And I was just blunting the pencil. It's gone against,
it's gone against. Okay, this don't be quicker run.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
We used to have one who had the crank.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yes, would drop like chopping.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Always look like a cat's backside.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Anyway, a lot of time day dreaming at school. What
else has to go on? Our eighties and nineties school, I.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
Actually reckon this stuff was like a gateway drug. Those
scratch and sniff stickers was the holy grail of something
you could get from the teacher.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Say yes, what a great thing in the nineties.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Brilliant if you if you know, did your homework well
or something you know, Missus Collins would come.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
On a strawb and then you scratch it and I
bet you've got a lot to double degree.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Who monitor prefect?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yes, I was ding on them by the end.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Can you still buy scratch and sniff stickers?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
I wanted to No, they don't.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
They don't even get We used to get the red
smiley face that the stamp. I've never seen any of
her work with well done or good try.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I don't know if he can do.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I want to know can you still buy scratch and
sniff stickers? Ask the word of you love God? Your
husband here because of his works, would sell them? Because
I tell you what I'd like to get some And
then when you do good breaks, I'll give you a
smiley face, a scratch and sift snicker. You get a
little bus. I reward like children, You reward the behavior
(36:28):
you want. Yeah, okay, that's how we're going to dominate
this city team. We're scratch and sniffs.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
That's going to be instead of pay rise scratch and sniffs.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Also, I want to know how long does a scratch
and sniff sticker retain its potency? Great question that has
anyone got one from the nineties that still smells of strawberry?
Now you know?
Speaker 4 (36:52):
I'll ask my Mark. I've still got a lot of
my school textbook. Could you stuff ye?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Please?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Please? Please please? If anyone can answer that, and what
else needs to go in our eighties and nineties school,
then Christian Show podcast, I'm trying to build an eighties
and nineties score. What needs to be there? And we're
talking about scratch and sniff stickers. Remember the rubbers is
to get those smelly rubbers as well scented rubbers.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
And I want to know actually how long they hang
on to their potency the smell? How long do they
retain it? For Christian, the school has to have a
Commodore sixty four, just one for the entire school to share.
Reject shop. Christian, I'm a teacher. They still sell the
stick scratch and sniff stickers. I've actually just ordered a
(37:38):
pack of thirty six sheets Wow scratch and sniff stickers,
So show get ready to be rewarded Christian two pounds
for a pack of fifty from the reject shop. Eighty
school has to have the o HP overhead projector. Christian.
I still have a scratch and sniff sticker from from
twenty seventeen. It still smells like a banana wow eron O'Connor.
(38:03):
Thank you very much, Brody here to answer your questions
re scratch and sniff stickers to retain the smell. I've
got a bunch Christian urnews one from two thousand and seven.
I just went and found them and had a sniff.
They still work. If you've got a spare one, send
them to me. Christian. I've got one from twenty sixteen,
still smells, Christian. Are trolley on wheels at the school
with a rank arena TV on top, a VCR player
(38:25):
that's from Vince Christian eighty. Every eighties and nineties school
needs a walking sorry, a water drinking trough with only
one of the five taps working properly. Do you remember
the drink fountain?
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Yeah, and they just shot straight, so it's really hard
to get your mouth in.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yes, that's right, Christian. What about the bag of sawdust
when pupil threw up in the school yard the caretaker
would come along cover up the vomit with the You're right,
it was a bucket of sand as well. Yeah, to
put over kids that are chundered, Christian. They should retain
their smell for years, depending on how much you scratch it.
I excuse me, sir, I still have some. They're over
(39:04):
ten years old and you can smell them.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, Mary Anne, good morning and welcome to the show.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
Hi Christian, Hi guys.
Speaker 9 (39:11):
Hello, I've still got my stickers from the eighties.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
You are kid. They still smell, They still smell.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Forty years later.
Speaker 8 (39:22):
Yes, all these n on my old primary school stuff
in my suitcase.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Oh I still smell.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Eight year old daughter gets some at school now.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh great, Marianne, thanks you giving us a call and
showing that have a good day.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
Thanks, Christian, Thanks.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Guys, Veronica. Good morning, Veronica, Good morning, Christian and gang
morning Veronica. Okay, what needs to be on our eighties
and nineties school? What do you reckon this?
Speaker 8 (39:46):
So it has to be just really text? Oh blue
with blueberry black with BlackBerry orange was the best?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yes, yes, great one, Veronica, Thank you very much. Cool.
I have a good day you. Kristin, welcome to the show. Hello,
hey Kristin. So what needs to be in our teas
in ninety school?
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Okay? At my eighties school, I had a guillotine.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yes, slicing up the card and paper in the Oh
my god. Yes. Was it not like a gillotine that
you would see, you know? But no, no, someone would
be dealt with him. No, this is your paper and
card a desktop one.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
It's still really sharp.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yes, you could either slide it from left to right,
or you had one that was like a slice of school,
the old one that co having a butcher for slicing up. Yes, right,
why are kids to learn to use this? I don't know.
Again again with the incinerator. That's a great one, Kristen,
(40:52):
thank you very much, thanks for going the show. Thank you, David. David, Hello, David,
welcome to the show. So what needs to be in
our eighties and ninety school mate?
Speaker 9 (41:04):
Now, I remember this from early eighties primary school, Pats
you might remember this.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
There was a hand crank photo copier and it was
like purple yes and the smell would be like.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Chemically but it was smell really good, everybody.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I used to love the smell of it. I used
to love that and it would be wet when it
came out of it. Ours was called the ban Dung
machine or something, and.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
It was almost like fluorescent pink.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Right, yeah, purple like purple yes.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
And it put metho in.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It wasn't the smell, yes, it was yeah, that's yes.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
That's how we got kicks back in the day. There
was no TikTok for us with a snipper paper. You
won't there, man. It was great. David. That's a great one.
Thank you very much. You called buddy. Have a good days.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Podcast yesterday we had a real treatment in the team.
We met some of the brilliant volunteers worked for RSPCA
Victoria now Sandy. They do really really vitent and important
work and ninety percent of their funding doesn't come for
the government. It comes from you and I people that
will donate money, so they really need help. They've been
(42:14):
hit with a record amount of reporting of animal cruelty,
so they really are stretched. At the moment. There's about
one hundred animals that are available for adoption and foster care.
So really I just want to highlight and to say
thank you to very much to all the team that
works so hard in the state doing really really the
things they have to go and deal with. The rescue
these pets is absolutely heartbreaking. And also just to say this,
(42:36):
if you are thinking about giving a dog or any
kind of pet, is a very big commitment. It's a
loving commitment with your time and also your responsibilities. You
have to make sacrifices. But please, with Christmas coming up
as well, really think about the pets that you're going
to be taking on board and who is going to
be able with the time to look after and there
are so many pets that are abandoned or not looked
after very well, just because actually families and people taking
(42:58):
them on are in no way able to deal with
the demand of having pets. The other thing is, if
you are thinking about getting a pet, maybe it's someone's birthday,
or we've been talking about it as a family and
we've had cats and dogs out all of our times
being parents. It's a great thing to have pets with
your kids. Is go and have a look at these
animal shelters. Go to the rsp E. See these beautiful
pups that are rare. Right now, there's one hundred all
(43:19):
looking for homes. These lovely animals, some of them built
through some really tough times. They'd love a lovely, warm, friendly,
loving family to look after them. We met this dog yesterday, Gus,
who was rescued by the inspector Sue, and she fell
in love with him so much she's actually adopted him.
He was a lovely, beautiful pup. Now he did sadly
leave what it can only applied to described as an
air biscuit the station. Well don't I don't think it
(43:42):
was him. I actually think it was somebody else. On
the show, we often get it. We get it on
a Monday. Sometimes it's what we call a Pats parcel.
And I think it was from the curry or something. Anyway,
you know, I'm joking it was Guss.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Of course it was woofy old Gussie.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
That's what you want to say. Was so embarrassed already,
perhaps that you're smearing his name on the news desk. Anyway,
if you want to adopt, you want to donate some
money if you can, and also saund if you need
to report anything as well. They are reliant on are
Eyes and Ears for reporting any suspected instance of animal
cruelty as well, so they do really important work. They
(44:20):
are an amazing organization. RSPCA VIC dot org. If you
can support them, or if you just want to go
and be a volunteer as well, all's great. RSPCA VIC
dot org.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast question.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
I'm with you about the smell of those that photocopier
takes me back New Zealand nineteen eighty five, my first
year of school. Our photocopy of paper, like you said,
printed in purple, smell amazing. I can almost smell it now.
I think they're called smellaries. It's a smell memory. They're very,
very vivid. They stay with you for years. This smell,
I think it was, like you said, perhaps like a
(44:56):
methanol kind of fluid they used in it. Oh my word,
that smell. Maybe tomorrow we should talk about smellaryes. What
is a memory of a smell like Denko rub? You
know it's such a David's swell, isn't it? Christian? I
don't even spoken about this already, but breaking news. Truck
drivers hit the Montague Street bridge. Gosh, you remember we
(45:18):
used to do Montague Street Watch. Still we were in
a sweat state. How many days has there been many
this year? Pat?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Well, there was one just yesterday, and then again what
are the like over one hundred?
Speaker 5 (45:28):
I think so far?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
This is you I don't understand it. We all see
the big side. And also, if you're driving a truck,
you know surely you have to know what your the
clearance whatever they called it. Christian. For your eighties and
nineties school, do you remember the microfiche for the library?
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yes, looking up the books used to find out where
the books were and the references, and that you used
to use that microfere move it and slide it around.
Oh I used to love that. I bet they don't
have that anymore. Now it's will probably digitized, isn't it right?
Yesterday on the show, we're asking for your classic mum sayings,
your mummism's. We had so many great ones. I'll kick
(46:04):
you in the bum until your back teeth rattle. This
is so aggressive. This is why we can't have nice things. Yeah,
is my face red? Well, it's not up my bum?
Then I know your and threats of impending violence or
even death. Classic mum sayings, your mum isms. Blind Freddie
(46:26):
could do a better job. Come over here so I
can hit you. Hungry, Go and have a piece of fruit.
Come on, I'll knock you into next week. Tell me
the village idiot, go look with your eyes. And then
the top five that we got at five, what's for dinner?
Shit with sugar? At number four? How about I slapping
(46:49):
the belly with a wet fish? At number three? Terrifying,
I'll put you on this earth, I'll take you off
it at number two, what do you think? This is
bush week? And number one the dreaded phrase just wait
until your father gets home. Oh, nothing works that when
you need a car pulling up. Boy. All right, we're
(47:09):
looking for your mummisms. Text them in four seventy five
three one oh four three rio. What's it for, Mamma Lee?
Speaker 6 (47:16):
The worst that you could tell mum was that you
were bored, because you'd get there if you're bored.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
I've got a million things.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Oh my god, yes you're right, but I was a
kids bored these days like they've got phones and TikTok
and all that.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
No heaven forbid they had any boring things. Being bored
is a good thing. There there's no boredom now. There's
not a single moment where they're not on the phones.
We're the same as well, where they're not scrawling or
doing something on their phones.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast right now.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Your mumisms, your mum sayings, there's rather a lot. Let's
go through them. I love these mum sayings. They just
seem funnier than dad sayings. I don't know why. They
just are. Christian at home we used to have when
it was dinner time, when we used to say, what
is it you can have two? Were you giving or
(48:09):
nothing at all? Christian to Ra's mum when she was cooking.
I'd say that stinks. She'd always say, your bum stinks. Yeah.
Owned mom passed away six months ago. I missed hearing that. Oh,
blessed Rick Alexander. Always in shops, we were told look
with your eyes, not with your hands, Christian, Mum is him.
(48:33):
When she would ask who did this? My brother and
I would always learn the chorus, it wasn't me, and
she'd always say, well, I must have been the invisible man.
And again, the invisible man was always in our house,
Christian up to no good when the lights were left on.
Do you think owned shares any electric company? Yeah, that
one as well. Joe, stop crying. I'll give you something
cry about. All the worst, isn't it. This is a
(48:55):
classic shower, and I surprise we haven't had it earlier.
What did your last slave die off? I still say
that now. The kids have got no idea. It means
nothing to them. Don't pick your nose or your head
will cave in, Lara Christians. Now Rea was saying the dreadder.
You never say to your mum that you're poored. If
I did to my mom, she'd always go She'd always say,
(49:16):
go stand on your head and fight your socks off.
Fun thing to do in this Christian whatever. As kids
we complained about insignificant injury, my mom would just say,
better cut it off. Then mom would always say, what
do you think this is the holiday hotel? Pull your
socks off. If you keep up with that, I'll give
you a knuckle sandwich. Yes, the good old threat of
(49:38):
a knuckle sandwich. Christian. My mom used to say to me,
if you roll your eyes any further, you'd be looking
at your ass rackets. Sorry for swearing Christian. Hey listen
if you heard someone the Filthy gets away with on
Australian radio. Don't worry about an ad asks mentioned Do
as I do, do as I say, not as I do.
(49:59):
That's some kass. Christian mum was. My mum was cooking
up a store once for some friends. I stepped my
head into the kitchen asked what's for lunch. She just
blurted out balls on toast and farts with onions.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
See their moms are very poetic.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yes, don't disappear. That was a classy one. Don't you disappear.
I might need you in a minute. Christian Mamma used
to say, your crusts, you'll get hands on your chance.
I'm still eating the crust. No hands yet, Shane, give
it time. Mama should say are your legs painted on?
I'm a teacher. I have to find myself saying this
to my students. If you answer it so to a question,
(50:40):
my mom would say, sew a button on a brick
wall or a rubber needle. To this day, I still
don't know what that means. That comes from Janine.
Speaker 6 (50:49):
If I say like if in between a sentence, my
mom would always jump in and.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Go like like like like like like I stop it
from saying.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Time for Today's time Waster for the best in Show
Cinema's Gold Class Group Pass you and three. Maybe go
and see Jurass World Rebirth out this weekend at Village
Cinema's Gold Class Time Waste. Today, we are looking for
your school bands. Today is thank a Teacher Day. I
have here team The top five teacher sayings according to
(51:23):
the periodical Educators Weekly, Yes, what are what do you think?
Most commonly uttered phrases by teachers to us let us.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Get the Oh, I can I can wait, I can
wait for you?
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Number one, Oh wait oh well done.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
What about get on with it?
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Our teachers always used to say, stop talking, get on.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
With it at five? No hat, no play class are
at four? You're only cheating on yourself. Yeah that one? Three?
Do you think I came down the last shower at two?
If it's so funny, why don't you come up in
tell the rest of the class that was a constant
threat that I got and number one? I'll wait all right.
So we're looking for your school birds today on the
(52:05):
time wasteir you text them in O four seven five
three one O four three school bands? We often played
them on the show Big Country. Great band from the eighties,
Big Cross Country.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Has yeah yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
What about synth rockers from the eighties and nineties craft homework.
There's Germans always yes, yeah, always were gold spelling me
fifty two s yes, Siler plus bully idol oh weh
oh my god, always dacking you he was, and teachers
(52:40):
pet show boys. Oh yeah good gold All right, Ria,
what have you got then? Willaco Fuels school bands.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
We've got a couple of rappers in class.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yeah he's rapping Schoolio Scolio gold very good.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
But one of the rappers is late lat Yo it's tardy.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
B Oh, that's also very good. You can have a
scratch and sniff sticker.
Speaker 4 (52:59):
And who's snitching to the principal. It's David Dobbings.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Oh very good. That's three golds so far? All right?
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Can I go for four?
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah? Go on?
Speaker 6 (53:08):
This thing is getting a little chica roll. It's can
Tina Turner.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
No, you can't. It's a bronze for that. Every good
thing has to come to an end.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Christian Note Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Thank you very much. Your mummism is still coming in Christian.
My mom used to say I'm not running an all
right restaurant. She'd also say I believe you thousands, wouldn't.
My mom used to do that one thing. If I
lost something, my mom would say, it'd lose your own
bloody head if it wasn't screwed on. Classic mummism. All right,
today's time waster up for grabs. It's a Village Cinema's
(53:42):
gold class past for you and three. Go and see
Jurassic World Rebirth this weekend. Ri Are you ready tomorrow?
I'm red school bands, school bands like Nickelbackpack, Silus, Lauren,
well done, Hole Monitor notes, oh silver, Well you have
a Hall monitor pats. Yeah, that can surprise me.
Speaker 4 (54:02):
What did they do power?
Speaker 1 (54:08):
They were basically teacher's pets.
Speaker 4 (54:10):
Right, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
I'll tick monkey bars, gold what Unclenn fizz ed sheering
a well tony with an eye. That's very good, boys
to detention Silver plus new lunch order Silver, you two
stop that gold plus Richard, well done, that's very good.
MC squared Hammer, Silver, Snoop, Waggy wag Gold Weld, Richard Bruno, Marbles,
(54:40):
Silver Miners, Mike and the mathletics.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
My daughters used to do matheletics in the math Limpia.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Oh yes, if you don't know, this is what. It's
an online thing where to your kids could compete against
other children from around the world at mass.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
Hopefully not the Chinese.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
I was trying to say a polite way of I
saying sometimes I would look at the names of the
potential competitors that I go, sit this one out. Why
you ain't got oping? Hell Jingle's got this one? Trust me?
You could even spell his name. Alrighty, where were we?
School band's lunch Lady Gaga, men at homework, Silver, EMC Grammar.
(55:24):
That's that's so good. Chloe Ostabik. Imagine dragging his school
bag around all day. No, no, that's gold, Ricky, that
is gold plus. You could have imagine dragging those shoes
around all day and he bought them lunch box twenty
silver and two backpack. They're pack two backpack. All right?
(55:45):
Who is today's winner? Who's best in show?
Speaker 4 (55:47):
Chloe mc grammar, Yeah, well done.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Christian, if we were being cheeky, mum, would I say, yeah,
you be laughing on the other studdy of face in
a minute. Another classic that my mum would do as
well was the old threat of laughing on the other side,
and the other one was like the threats of like
I know what you're doing. I've got eyes in the
back of my head. Yeah. As well on tomorrow's show,
this will be back.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 6 (56:14):
What are the odds you gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
Like?
Speaker 4 (56:21):
Were you was Cheryl who married a Hunt?
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Who was weird?
Speaker 1 (56:26):
The Cheryl.
Speaker 4 (56:28):
Who married a Hunt?
Speaker 1 (56:30):
As well? This isn't related to what we're doing here,
But can I smell toast? That's actually why isn't that
a sign of having a strike someone? Is there is toast?
Is that I ate.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
Some fruit loaf bread, but I had to had to
have it raw. He didn't have time.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Told you have thought about raw dogging it during the
show Rio tomorrow, the show what are the odds? Your
stories of coincidence and chance.
Speaker 9 (56:54):
My wife's originally from Scotland and her grandfather practically raised her.
He passed away unfortunately in twenty eighteen. His name was Jordi.
We got married in twenty nineteen and standing at the
altar of the vineyard, random dog walked up the aisle.
I bent down to let it sniff me, and when
I checked the tag, its name was Geordie. Everyone just
(57:16):
went silent, and it was like approval from him because
I never met him.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
I'm telling you, every single week at eight on Wednesday,
show we get these incredible stories of coincidence and chances.
To see what we get tomorrow. Email me yours Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thank you very
much for your mummy, since we are back to my
brand new time waster and you'll smell memory. See you tomorrow.
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, Patsy Morning, Good morning, Rio, Good morning. Are
we Monday winners or losers? How's your date yesterday? Patsy?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well, loser on two fronts, I have to say. So
we are underway with school holidays, so they get three
weeks at our school.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
So long we'll break three weeks.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Just tell me about it, tell me about it. So
I'm very good.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
On that day one, I get the uniforms up to
the dry cleaners because I'll probably forget it before she goes.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Back to school. That is a good tip for younger parents.
That is smart. We always used to leave it. You're right, Pats,
you're forget and sending It's that mad rush. Isn't there
the day or two before they go back and every
other parent in the state is there? Seriously huge cube.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, it's so true, and they just inundated all the
blazers come in. But I got there yesterday and I
was in a real hurry, which what a surprise, And
I had you know, the note back in ten minutes,
a little post it note on the door, and I thought, well, I.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Love seeing those. You don't see them very often years ago.
Used to be loads of those handwritten notes out for lunch. Yes,
and you think, well, which bit are we midway through
your lunch break? I thought, the bat's finishing off a sandwich.
Have you've gone somewhere?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Difference because I thought, if it's ten minutes from now,
I really can't wait.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I'll come back tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
They need to timestamped, yes, although if it's five minutes,
I could probably wait, certainly two or three.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
And I thought this is ridiculous, So I just waited.
And then the other thing.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Ords has had this really sore left leg and since
like start of term two, so it's a long.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Time mother of the year, right.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Anyway, she went off to camp and hurt it on
the bikes.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
She's her foot slip.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
On the pedal and she was complaining and you know,
didn't do all the hikes. And I said to christ
do you reckon she's trying to get out of you know,
this twenty k hike and he said, there's a very
good reason.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
And now we feel really bad.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
So it's done, the dance, concerts, everything all term. Anyway,
finally took her for a scan yesterday because it's really
not getting any better. It's quite sore and she's nearly
torn a hamstring.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh my god, serious painful. No.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And I felt really bad because I was saying to her, oh,
you need to do more stretch.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I mean, we were talking about the mummies and yesterday
and we were like, who are these people right hiding?
And we have our own one walk it off. So
in that time, she's done a twenty k hike on
school can done, She's done the dance, two performances. I
think over the weekend with a torn hammy.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
She's done every foul.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Players will be off for the rest this year with.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That sport, the whole thing. I didn't let her get
out of sport. I thought she was trying to get
out of sports.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh my god, you must feel so bad.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Do you feel bad?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But anyway, it's it's nearly ended. But it's kind of
not the point. It's some it was a bad injury.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
At least, you know, she's tough as nails, that good
on it.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
It's just like a chip off the old block.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Isn't she really all right? So Chris is week is
what we saying that your husband this week? Source Stroll source,
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
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Speaker 1 (03:26):
Two WS for me. If you're two l's Patsy, I'm
going to balance out with two ws. I love it, big,
big w. In just over two weeks time are able
to staugh. It turns twenty one. Yesterday the cake that
I have designed for her was ordered confirmed. Oh woll
love it, big relief.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
You do epic cakes. I have to say, Patsy, you've
got Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But the twenty first, though, it's hard because I've done
all the big plays. Yeah, sixteenth, the eighteenth, the twentieth,
and now the twenty first.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
It's like, what are you your top it?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yes, but it has to be because a twenty first
there's a different expectation. Yes, she knows it, the family
knows it. And then now I've done that, it doesn't end.
The merch has already been designed. Back that up Thursday,
March gets picked up Thursday. Now it's it's the Sistine Chapel.
(04:18):
It's a slide show. Wow, my god, I've done all
the moves. I've done the memories bringing their memories and
all the beats cutting it to the beats have done
all that. It's hard. It's the twenty first slide.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Show and can you still reuse photos you've used in
other slide shows?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
To my wife, who's doing no work towards it. No,
I'm like, oh my god, we're going to get going
to AI deep fake some images of my daughter? Is
that me? Dad?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I saw the invitations you're working on that you had
the AI you were working on.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Like cooking them up, and there was lots of like
spelling error.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, I know. I thought that AI could see what
it's creating. So I was arguing with chat Chipet saying
why these getting worse? Arguing I was making him chat
Chipet feel quite bad. Le's go, why I can't you
see these? This is full of spelling mistakes. They're smarter
language learning machine dunce. And then yesterday both her daughters
(05:19):
were home, which is rare these days. So it was
really nice. My wife is waste. It was just the
three of us and they wanted spank bowl and so
I love a spank ball. Very kind of winter warming food,
isn't it damp and cold? Yesterday and so I wanted
to elevate my spank bowl game. So I used to
Inagi we trust on the show, Right, So I found
the recipe of hers that had one thousand five star reviews. Wow,
(05:44):
nine hundred and ninety eight actual people go on who
leaves a review of a cooking recipe?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Who has the time?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Nine hundred and ninety eight? Yeah, I mean it's a
lot of people, and it's spank bowl. You know, it's
a very basic meal.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, we've sort of we've perfected it over the years already.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But last night, ten out of ten from both of
my daughters, they actually said, this is the best spag
bowl we've ever had in our life. We should leave
a review, Oh my god? Happy with about It was
a couple of things and I've not used to do.
Maybe people do, but uh Nouggie recommended using two beef
stocks stock.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Cubes, Yes, to give it a bit moreami.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You got that would have been like a sour tan
savory the tartness or the tomatoes, yes, definitely. She recommended
using Oxo beef cubes. So I use those teaspoon of
soy sauce, Yes, just a teaspoon t sp TSP douggie
(06:41):
stingshoo tsp of. I hate it when they do it
because sometimes the font when you print off those recipes tea, yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
The table spoon or tea.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Difference between the teaspoon and the tablespoon. It's going to
get these measurements right. So the soy sauce sugar, yes, yes,
I've not used sugar before anytime.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Anything I used tomato. Sugar just takes the edge off
the tomatoes. Tomatoes just a little pinch, right.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And then the one was half a couple of red wine.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh, yes, you know what I do because and then.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
What you do is you similar the red wine to
burn the alcohol, all right, so you let that vapor.
I think it's a technical show, you vaporing. And then
I chucked it. Once it's all done, I chucked it
in the slow cooker for five.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Hours on Oh my god, that does sound amazing.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I've become addicted to the slow cooker. Yes, yeah, god,
we're going on holiday Friday. I wish I could take
a week. I don't know what I would do the
slow cooker and Fiji. I just I've become very deeply
bonded to my slow cooker.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
John Farnam's birthday today, Patty, how old do you think
John farnamers today?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Instant Guests seventy three, Rio Instant Guest Stopped Cheating sixty nine, seventy.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Six, Oh wow, is he really yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Seventy six. Phenomenal And sometimes when we do the we
get a really great, vivid, misheard lyric. It changes the
song forever. I love the song Age of Reason. However,
he says it so many times, the line now that
I fathered a dog, it's this one. It just sounds
(08:26):
like he's really owning the line. It's like he's really
proud of that dog son. There might be a dog,
but it's his bloody dog son. Better than that, Christian.
You're making me starving with that amazing spaghetti Bondi Naser
recipe you did yesterday? Can you post a link on socials? Listen, Tim,
(08:49):
this is GPT. Here's what you do, you lazy get?
Did he go to Google when he goes spag bowl recipe?
T eats?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
It's the first?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You are our mate?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
What's a post would that be on our socials?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Just to a recipe? Online. It take me longer to
write it then you to find it. This is the
age of laziness, isn't that we're living in now? Radio show?
Give me links to recipe? Come on, man, better than that.
We're talking about whether or not you're a Monday Winner
(09:23):
or loser. Helene winn a winter chicken dinner. Got a
dream job yesterday. Congratulations to Helene. Will be resigning my
current job today. She didn't want me reading out her name.
Oh who She's resigned Now it's made it a lot easier. Actually,
by the time you get into work used to show
it's a press conference. You can do your personal alsmen.
(09:46):
Christian Winner. Yesterday was day three of my four day
weekend and I spent it volunteering at Puffing Billy Craig
and see if about that was great fun? Christimer Winner.
Summon's out yesterday, birds singing just happy re Are you
a winner or loser? I'm also where the hell did
you get that jumper?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
This is actually from London. Is an Elton John jumper
that does.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Not look like official merchant.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Well well actually another one of guy that runs a store.
I went to a flea mic and he told me.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yes that is not official merchand.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
From there I know what tour. It was ninety five
or something. It's official.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
It's rare, but I might have gotten fleeced.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I think you've got fleehed. It's a very what size
is that triple excel? It looks like you borrowed your
dance and your dad is a big fat dance player
or something. It is huge about eighteen big. You don't
like you're playing dress up today. You've been raising dad's wardrobe.
(10:48):
Dad was a wrestler.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Did you pay for that?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
It was actually a lot as well. Yeah, I want
to say I had three digits.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh no, no, no, no, I did not. I'm not
saying this just for the sake of it, but I
actually thought to that when you came, you'd actually got it,
like in an ironic way, from an option.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No, no, no, this is digits. Wow, very very rare
from one of his first This.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Is the second week we've had a story about you've
been ripped off hundred bucks that shabby cricket vinyl you
paid last week at the car boot shell and now
this on top over oversized volumess. Thank you, Sony. No, no,
that's not why.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I'm still grumpy about it. Actually it happened Sunday night.
I put a load of towels on all of our towers.
I said to Will, my partner, all right, I'm going
to bed. You've got to make sure you put these
in the dryer. Otherwise I'm not going to have any
towels in the morning for my morning shower. Obviously he
doesn't do that. I get out of the shower, I
go to go the dryer. Dry is empty early in
(11:55):
the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
We're all grumpy when we get up for our hours
and that I.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Open up the washing machine. They've already got that, you
know that.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Damn Yeah, that miled you. Like, what am I going
to do?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
So I just scrounged around the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I got a kitchen towel.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Like details why myself? Like a like Olympic diver.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Mic the shammy of yesterday. Dare freezing, absolutely freezing in
the morning at the moment, isn't it? That is rough?
All right? Let's get the latest news headlines now with
Patrina Jones. Coming up next The.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Thanks You Seven News Melbourne Live every night at six
on seven and seven plus The Mighty Peter Mitchell Caitlin
producer Kelly can we find out from ten pm? I'm
pretty sure I saw him at a Pies D's game
and he was wearing a pie scarf. Callen confirm whether
the Great Peter Mitchell is a Pies fan. I'm pretty
(12:54):
sure he is.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Looking to give me two seconds.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Two other things I need to check on as well.
Someone told me that he is in the Frankston Hall
of Fame. I think he's the very famous and obviously
respected big story career in journalism. This kind is Peter
at the least from Frankston, and he's in the Frankston
Hall of Fame. Two things about this, there's a Frankston
Hall of Fame. Who else is in it? The world
(13:18):
needs to know. I cannot rest who is he alongside
in the And have other areas got their own local
hall of Fame? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Is it like a museum you can go to and
you can wander around their portraits?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yes, are their local halls of fame? And then and
then the final one. I'm pretty sure that he was
the first person to break the news about Princess Diana
dying to Australia and I'm pretty sure it's midway through
an AFL game. Wow, so beaches, Kaitlyn read them back
to me. Let me just check. What are you asking
team Peter Mitchell today? Number one?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Number one is does he go for Collingwood? Number two
is is he in the Frankston Hall of Fame? And
number three is was he the first person to break
the news about our beautiful princess Diana.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Chuck A Forth? Why not? I'm pretty sure he's got
a dog.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
To find out if he's got a dog, not any.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Type or name or well if he did, to divulge that,
but I respect his right to privacy. He's a journalist.
But if he can those four things, yes, and then
puts it them back to me tomorrow morning. Okay, all right,
let's played the damn game, star sign as well, Star signed,
and we're going to guess he's near his man.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
First news you, First.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
News, will you be Petrina Jones Aldo CB?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You all right? Playing this morning? Try to win? Two
thousand dollars it is you? Good morning, Beck.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Good morning, guys. Hey are you going?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
We're good? Beck, Welcome to the show. Two thousand dollars
up for grabs. Beck, what's this money for you? What
would you do with your two grand if you win.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Well, I'm into bees at the moment, so I would
love a beehive.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Get in. When do you set you into bees at
the moment? Have you got somewhere? Is it a new hobby?
Speaker 8 (14:53):
No, I haven't got any yet, but I've seen these
beehives and they're called a flow heights, easy to maintain,
and you turn the tap onto the bees of you know,
down all their pollinating and making the bees sorry honey,
and you turn the tap and the honey he comes out.
But I still want one of those suits, you know,
so you look like it's a weird center.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Astronaut absolutely got to get the outfit. My start of
the year, when my wife and I were thinking what
are we going to do when we become empty? Nesta's right.
My wife would constantly be researching about what we could do.
The biggest thing for ages like to push against was
this back. That flow hive just suddenly brought me out
in hives. I was like, we came real close, and
she was like, and then you could go out there
(15:34):
in the suit. Went wait, I'm out there being stung.
And when anyone ever presents anything that's just simple as
turn the tap on. Get that. You know there must
be so much more. Where would you put the bee hive?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
Well, I'm in a townhouse, but apparently you can put
these anywhere. You can put them on.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
A balcony or your lucky neighbors.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, by the sheared bins. You know you've got an
aprix there. Whatever, it's called the bee hive. So where
are you going to yea, where are you going to
put it in? A in a townhouse?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Just in the backyard, in the courtyard, in the corner.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh, bloody neighbor. It's a good enove that near the trees.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
They fly around free range or are they contained in something?
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Think they're really like hot you know there's hoigh heaps
of them are out in the open. But I think
they do make a little bit of noise.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Where the first bees from.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
You can order the queen bee and it comes.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
In the post. She must be you be filthy when
I get out of here. I pity the fall. That
is incredible.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Did you just get one queen bee and then you
go from there? How many bees do you get it once?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:41):
You can start with one queen bee, I believe, but
you can get more. But I don't know if they.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So you get the Queen Bee right, and then what
she gives off? Does the Queen be give off like
a signal? And then bees around there like bloody? There's
a hot hottage system been unwrapped, right now, a Queen
Bee reveal party. Let's get going. It's a townhouse but okay,
fair enough. And then they all just come to the
Queen Bee.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Well apparently if you build it they will come. But
I think you can also populate it with with worker
bees as well.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Where do you get the worker bees from? I don't know.
I haven't got that anyway, get you the two grod
done the game? She was just about to say, well
done for winning, all right? The question the question today?
Which pop star was forced to pause a concert due
(17:32):
to a stage car malfunction? This clip? I saw it, yes,
I could barely watch it. Big Global Megastar had to
pause her live show yesterday because of a car that
was floating through the air that went wrong. Who is it?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
One you can sighlight the Queen Bee of Singing.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Beyond Plight?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, co Patsy, well, two thousand dollars is you? You
can order that? Queen bee right now? Yes, thank you?
Did that be hive out on the balcony? Well done, back,
well played. Congratulations here today's winning you versus News. You
win two thousand dollars for your bee Hive. Please when
(18:19):
you've ordered or send me photos. I want to know
how this goes over the next couple of weeks and
the flow Hive.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Thank you, Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Thank you very much. Flow Hive sounds like a rap
name as well. All right, same time tomorrow, Cain and
don't forget, but get back about those four things tomorrow
about Peter Mitchell. Read them back to me again.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
There's actually five things, so you still sign.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Does he own a dog?
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Was he the first person to break the Princess Diana news?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Is he in the Frankston Hall of Fame? And does
he go for at Collingwood?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You've got it. Thank you very much. Present them back
to me tomorrow morning, same time.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Christian, I know it is about half an hour ago,
but I cannot stop thinking about your spank bowl recipe.
I know it's actually it's actually irresponsible before seven o'clock
start going into detail about food, isn't it? Because you're
just harving and you almost can't move on. Even now.
My stomach is rob and I know we've got lots
of nice bread in this station as well. That wish
we didn't have such an abundance of bread now it's
(19:17):
too readily available. Christian, the greatest thing that makes any
recipe flavoursome is time. Oh and love, you're right, I
make ministroni soup. No, thank you?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Oh's with mintroni?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh it's foul.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Oh no, it's literally warmed up pond water with weeds
in and tadpoles and legs.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Foul. Who only the best of days goes? You know what?
Oh this crack open a glass of wine and there
let's fire up some minestrone. Even the way you say
it miniestro.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Ministro ministroni, minestronia?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Kate? Do you like a ministran? What's up?
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Minnestroni? But in Maltese they call it minestra, which is
my partner's heritage, So we often make minestra.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Kate had her hand up just now, which is rare,
because so I'm thinking this must be something very very pertinent. No,
it's a side note about our more Teese thriings Ministra, No, I.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Was answering the question that you asked, but I did
in my hand.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Why the question wasn't what do they call it in Malta?
What do they do in Zanzibar? Where do we go
with this? What about our Sudanese.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Listeners call in favorite Maltese dishes?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
I also last night oddly made a chicken soup and
put time in it. For the first time ever.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
It changed and made.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It the most of it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
This guy Greg, This guy Greg wasn't talking about to
each y emmy time that urb. He was talking about
time as in like, yeah, because I used a slow cooker.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Okay, cool, Sorry, I'm just looking at peach.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Focus on that today. Make that a party. Wow, that
just happened. He's mentioning about time. I've got something to
do with him. But also I let him know about
the Maltese people. Okay from seventh Morning on thirteen fifty five,
twenty two. How do your people called ministronies? Anyway? That's it,
bor old Greg. The greatest thing that can make anywhere
(21:14):
we flavorsome is time, as in t I am. I
presume that we're all out to speed with that. I
make minister and his soup from scratch with fresh ingredients.
But when I cook it down four hours, low and slow.
You've got me now, Greg, you pull me back in
Christian You'll make make malloy if your twenty two minute
(21:35):
lunch with him this year of Memory. It's also in
the Frankston Hall of Fame. Wow, this is big. Who
else rio is in the Frankston Hall of Fame?
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Graham Kennedy TV legend. Yeah, Robert Harvey soon killed a
legend yep. Dame Elizabeth Murdoch, Rupert Murdoch's mum, it's in
the Frankston Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yes, she lived in lang Warren for over eighty years.
Parent incredible. Yeah, yeah, I'm story about her.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Heard a podcast where she taught Rupert to swim by
throwing him into the deep end of a pool and
just letting him learn how to swim that way.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That is also how my dad learned to swim. His
dad just threw him in at the deep end.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Oh my god, they did it back then.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Hope's just.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's the only way to shocking. I've just had a
quick look because I need to know more about these
halls of Fame. Yes, I mean, can we just start
our own listener hall of Fame? Absolutely one, But Frankston
is like, it's I don't know many people live in
Frankston forty thousands, So what to each little area have
their own hall of Fame?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Yeah, I haven't seene not aware of why you should
be in it.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
If there shouldn't be in it is Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't think you can just nominate itself in the
Hall of Fame. Google Halls of Fame in Australia and
it's mainly all sporting one right, obviously there's that. There's
even Australian Martial Arts Hall of Fame, basketball, cricket, football,
motorsport and then this one stands Queensland Business Leaders Hall
of Fame. That's wow, that's the one you want to
(23:08):
get in, Patsy that one there.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We're doing small thing, Big rage, What small thing? It's
the little things in life that drive you disproportionately crazy.
Text me and share us yours four seventy five three
one oh four three Small things, big rage, Small things?
Christian When people treat the gym shower like their home shower,
(23:37):
deep conditioning, their hair shaving legs. Come on, there's lot
of people that want.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
To use it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
You're the worst ones are mature gentlemen that have no
problems with walking around naked. No shame, not just that.
There's a guy in my team who will be naked
in his shower shoes, drying his hair, and he takes
ages trying his old man wispy hair. It's like, dude,
put some pants on. Man, it's all just hanging around.
(24:05):
Then he gets to hedge Ry does under his armpits.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
I do envy old men who they're so liberator, they're.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Not at all zero given zero given, Christian, what about
people who display baby on board stickers or decals and
then proceed to drive around up there taking part in
the Mario can't challenge from well Christian? What about this
is from trulye The number of drivers you're going through
red lights? It is shocking the people just will gun
(24:34):
it at a red light. A couple of things to me,
then a small thing, big age auto correct that corrects
the word. And now what it's thinks you're saying is
nowhere near what you want to say. In a world
where everything is like hyper smart technology YEP and chat
GPT how can auto correct be so bad? I know?
Speaker 6 (24:53):
For me, the one that kills me is if I
want to swear with the yes, I never want to
say duck. No, No, I know, do I ever want
to say duck? You should not learn by now that
I'm trying to swear.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And what it's not. It's jocked to center us. Yes,
I don't swam the price of your own phone check?
Go ahead, that's so pious, all you the dodgy online
content that Bible can upload these days, but we can't say.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
The BOM's exactly out.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And then the other thing. Oh, this trives me mad.
I love my wife dearly, however, trying to speak to
me from a different room. Please No, yesterday it was Chris,
me cried out, shining to work on ideas.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
On the phone.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Even if I was on the phone, some person's hearing
some monster yelly, you talk out the health and charts
and and then I don't answer. Then she calls me
from within the house, dangers within the house. Then all go,
did you hear me? Yeah? Why don't you respond to now?
It's bad? Find on me yelling in.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
The house being summoned.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Something summoned too stressful?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Maybe you should just learn to listen more though, But.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
They can't speak to me from the other end of
the house, Patsy, what's your small thing? Big rage?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
What is it with kids these days that have to
call you bro all the time?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Oh my god, we went through this. It was mate,
then mates, listen, I pay you a mobile phone bill.
Mates don't do that, or if they do, I'm not
your mate. Get one of your mates would pick up
the tab. Then, Bro, this I mean dad, I mean
you're their mum. You're not their mate. You're not there, Bro,
You're not dude.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Just sounds wrong, mate.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And it's always derogatory as well. Yeah mate, what are
you doing?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's terrible everything we do for them, the sacrifice you
make just to be reduced to mate.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
I remember there's a school as well who calls their
parents by their first name.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Oh okay, that was Naked's side.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
I remember I went to his house and he started
calling his mum Sharon, and I was like, oh, what the.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hell is impersonal? That is a lovely, warm tone to it.
It's worked for forever.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yes, yeah, I remember once it felt wrong. I had
to get.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Mum's attention in the middle of my one day, she
couldn't hear me. I'm going mom, mom, and all these
women were looking around.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
And so I go Bev.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
And it almost felt like I'd sworn at her. It
sounded so and felt so wrong.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Your mom didn't like that.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
She looked around. It was like, excuse me, who are
you calling me? Bev? But yeah, bro, it's always bro
or mate.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Oh it's awful. You try to stamp it out, have you?
Like I say, wait, you hear this?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Patsy, Tina love you. Telly works on the show. What
do you call your mum?
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Me?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
I call it homie. Oh that's worse.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Ways the nineties called they need their phrase back, homie?
What are we in the fresh Prince at our house?
You're a in bet also would go crazy if you
and are trying to text home.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Hey, what is her response? Tiner?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Does she like it?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
No, she always goes, don't call me.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
We have the TV on the studio just to sit.
There's any urgent news flashes or anything. I guess we
could ask Patsy, but yeah, anyway, we have it on
there on mute and I was just looking up they're
looking ahead to the decider gain three State of origin.
Why I just googled why? I want to google? Why
don NRL players have such big thick necks? How do
they get it so thick?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Do you do specific nicknack right exercises.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And you look at like an AFL player slender neck? Yeah?
Now very different obviously very different codes, different physicality required,
but still how do they they all every single n
r L player former present, thick old neck. It's like
a it's like your eyes thigh.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yes, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
How do they get the bodies as well?
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Like everything about SOLITYSSI if you ever see like see
them at the airport or something like that, the Storm
players down at Amy Park, they are huge.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You see cup around here in Richmond, uh down at
Cheeky Monkey down there, and they are so big you
can't believe trying to speed the girl Anyway, I just
tuched into Google. I got as France, why do n
r L players have? And then you know where you complete?
The first that comes up is husky voices.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Darren Lockyer, one of these commentators has the worst voice heard.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Again? Is it because the neck is too thick? So
it was too muscular? They can't move too well. I
remember interviewing John Cena once right, and my old radio
station happened to be on the fourth floor the studio,
and I went down to research to meet him to say, hey, listen,
the lift is broken. We're going to have to walk
up for He was really bussy. Actually this, so big
(30:16):
grumpily move upstairs. The insu was not good because Big
JC had to walk up four body slims and again again,
I think it's the muscular around the throat that's one
of the NRL players. The other one here is like,
why do NRL players wear bras?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yes, I know what those are. They run around with
these when they're training. These kind of like.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
A heart monitor, fitness tracker.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
It's a heart monitor. Yeah. And then the other one
is wear bras And why do n L players have
pickle juice?
Speaker 9 (30:50):
They?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah, now I know.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Anyway, we're doing small thing. Big rays are just the
thick neck on them. Small thing big rades Christian. When
you buy something that has a sticker on it that
needs to be removed, you have to peel the sticker
off very very The top layer comes off, but it
leaves that all all glooy bit behind and not even
boiling the kettle, pouring it on. This happened to me
(31:14):
recently when I was buying a water bottle, so I
did the boiling technique. That didn't work. Apple cider juice,
Oh didn't work. You know what did? WD forty? Oh wow,
that's it drives my wife. This would be small thing,
big race right now. I used WD forty on everything.
My wife. Oh god, no, Chris to smell that stuff.
(31:36):
It now lives in that random draw in the kitchen.
So you don't need that handy to go and he
you never know anything like a dish doesn't taste quite right,
Susana WD forty on this good as gold. Sarah Christian.
When students call me miss, I've been married thirty eight years.
I'm not a miss. Christian. People have a small thing,
(31:56):
big rage. People don't move out the way from emerging vehicles,
pretending they can't see the flashing lights and here, so
that is disgusting. They're just try and get the other
side of the lights or a couple of one hundred
meters ahead. Everyone's different than I Christen. Small thing, big rage.
Those election candidate signs stood.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Up, Okay, I never know what's going to people.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Ria, what's your small thing? Big rage?
Speaker 6 (32:22):
This makes me unreasonably mad. And I might be alone here,
but when I go to cross the street and you
hit the button, yep, and then someone else comes along
and kind of pushes the button.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
But I'm that guy. No, I can't trust you. No, no, no, no, no, no,
I see another human Now I think you're not concentrating.
I knew, No you're not. You're on your phone or
you're thinking about snapchatting something. No, no, going on some
up up to no good. No nor your generation. No no, no,
no no no never.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Let No.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I can't trust you now, you're staring around, You're wearing
strange clothing that's two sideses too big for you. No, no,
I judge you, and I found you wanting No.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
No, I always.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I tell you what it is. The mad times I've
been there and there's somebody that has even pressed it,
and I do I then press it and they go, oh,
I'd forgotten to do that. You're one of those. No,
I would never none of do it. No, I can't
trust you.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
And you touch it and that's you saying, hey, you're
an idiot.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
No, it's slightly saying Hey, airhead, this one's on me.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Christian Eucalyptus orders great for a moving, sticky residue of
lots of services. Don't need it, go my WD fourty
in the kitchen, Good to go. You could use Zippo
lighter fluid. Oh yeah, we've always got that in our
houses every week. What is Mickey Rourke in the eighties? Ziplid?
All right, cowboy Marlborough mat all right. So we're going
(33:52):
to try and build an eighties or nineties school, eighties
and ninety school, we can try and build one. So
far now we got the incinerator manned by children. Also,
if you're going to build a an eighties and nineties school,
you need lou ro that is so thin you could
use it as tracing paper and a cheap and thin
(34:13):
it was and rough like yeah, you're right, sandy exterior. Yeah.
And then the other thing as well. We had in
the classroom you had one of those pencil sharpness Oh yeah, yes,
we could feed. Yes, you know, we had to ask
the teacher if you could get up because it was
a real time killer because you would take your time
(34:34):
dawdling up to it with you could easily waste out
trusting about five minutes. Then it was Connor. It doesn't
take that long walk up here?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
A favorite during maths class, don't you think?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
And I was just blunting the pencil. It's gone against,
it's gone against. Okay, this don't be quicker run.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
We used to have one who had the crank.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yes, would drop like chopping.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Always look like a cat's backside.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Anyway, a lot of time day dreaming at school. What
else has to go on? Our eighties and nineties school, I.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
Actually reckon this stuff was like a gateway drug. Those
scratch and sniff stickers was the holy grail of something
you could get from the teacher.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Say yes, what a great thing in the nineties.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Brilliant if you if you know, did your homework well
or something you know, Missus Collins would come.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
On a strawb and then you scratch it and I
bet you've got a lot to double degree.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Who monitor prefect?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yes, I was ding on them by the end.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Can you still buy scratch and sniff stickers?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
I wanted to No, they don't.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
They don't even get We used to get the red
smiley face that the stamp. I've never seen any of
her work with well done or good try.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I don't know if he can do.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I want to know can you still buy scratch and
sniff stickers? Ask the word of you love God? Your
husband here because of his works, would sell them? Because
I tell you what I'd like to get some And
then when you do good breaks, I'll give you a
smiley face, a scratch and sift snicker. You get a
little bus. I reward like children, You reward the behavior
(36:28):
you want. Yeah, okay, that's how we're going to dominate
this city team. We're scratch and sniffs.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
That's going to be instead of pay rise scratch and sniffs.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Also, I want to know how long does a scratch
and sniff sticker retain its potency? Great question that has
anyone got one from the nineties that still smells of strawberry?
Now you know?
Speaker 4 (36:52):
I'll ask my Mark. I've still got a lot of
my school textbook. Could you stuff ye?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Please?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Please? Please please? If anyone can answer that, and what
else needs to go in our eighties and nineties school,
then Christian Show podcast, I'm trying to build an eighties
and nineties score. What needs to be there? And we're
talking about scratch and sniff stickers. Remember the rubbers is
to get those smelly rubbers as well scented rubbers.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
And I want to know actually how long they hang
on to their potency the smell? How long do they
retain it? For Christian, the school has to have a
Commodore sixty four, just one for the entire school to share.
Reject shop. Christian, I'm a teacher. They still sell the
stick scratch and sniff stickers. I've actually just ordered a
(37:38):
pack of thirty six sheets Wow scratch and sniff stickers,
So show get ready to be rewarded Christian two pounds
for a pack of fifty from the reject shop. Eighty
school has to have the o HP overhead projector. Christian.
I still have a scratch and sniff sticker from from
twenty seventeen. It still smells like a banana wow eron O'Connor.
(38:03):
Thank you very much, Brody here to answer your questions
re scratch and sniff stickers to retain the smell. I've
got a bunch Christian urnews one from two thousand and seven.
I just went and found them and had a sniff.
They still work. If you've got a spare one, send
them to me. Christian. I've got one from twenty sixteen,
still smells, Christian. Are trolley on wheels at the school
with a rank arena TV on top, a VCR player
(38:25):
that's from Vince Christian eighty. Every eighties and nineties school
needs a walking sorry, a water drinking trough with only
one of the five taps working properly. Do you remember
the drink fountain?
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Yeah, and they just shot straight, so it's really hard
to get your mouth in.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yes, that's right, Christian. What about the bag of sawdust
when pupil threw up in the school yard the caretaker
would come along cover up the vomit with the You're right,
it was a bucket of sand as well. Yeah, to
put over kids that are chundered, Christian. They should retain
their smell for years, depending on how much you scratch it.
I excuse me, sir, I still have some. They're over
(39:04):
ten years old and you can smell them.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, Mary Anne, good morning and welcome to the show.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
Hi Christian, Hi guys.
Speaker 9 (39:11):
Hello, I've still got my stickers from the eighties.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
You are kid. They still smell, They still smell.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Forty years later.
Speaker 8 (39:22):
Yes, all these n on my old primary school stuff
in my suitcase.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Oh I still smell.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Eight year old daughter gets some at school now.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh great, Marianne, thanks you giving us a call and
showing that have a good day.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
Thanks, Christian, Thanks.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Guys, Veronica. Good morning, Veronica, Good morning, Christian and gang
morning Veronica. Okay, what needs to be on our eighties
and nineties school? What do you reckon this?
Speaker 8 (39:46):
So it has to be just really text? Oh blue
with blueberry black with BlackBerry orange was the best?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yes, yes, great one, Veronica, Thank you very much. Cool.
I have a good day you. Kristin, welcome to the show. Hello,
hey Kristin. So what needs to be in our teas
in ninety school?
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Okay? At my eighties school, I had a guillotine.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yes, slicing up the card and paper in the Oh
my god. Yes. Was it not like a gillotine that
you would see, you know? But no, no, someone would
be dealt with him. No, this is your paper and
card a desktop one.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
It's still really sharp.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yes, you could either slide it from left to right,
or you had one that was like a slice of school,
the old one that co having a butcher for slicing up. Yes, right,
why are kids to learn to use this? I don't know.
Again again with the incinerator. That's a great one, Kristen,
(40:52):
thank you very much, thanks for going the show. Thank you, David. David, Hello, David,
welcome to the show. So what needs to be in
our eighties and ninety school mate?
Speaker 9 (41:04):
Now, I remember this from early eighties primary school, Pats
you might remember this.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
There was a hand crank photo copier and it was
like purple yes and the smell would be like.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Chemically but it was smell really good, everybody.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I used to love the smell of it. I used
to love that and it would be wet when it
came out of it. Ours was called the ban Dung
machine or something, and.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
It was almost like fluorescent pink.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Right, yeah, purple like purple yes.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
And it put metho in.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It wasn't the smell, yes, it was yeah, that's yes.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
That's how we got kicks back in the day. There
was no TikTok for us with a snipper paper. You
won't there, man. It was great. David. That's a great one.
Thank you very much. You called buddy. Have a good days.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Podcast yesterday we had a real treatment in the team.
We met some of the brilliant volunteers worked for RSPCA
Victoria now Sandy. They do really really vitent and important
work and ninety percent of their funding doesn't come for
the government. It comes from you and I people that
will donate money, so they really need help. They've been
(42:14):
hit with a record amount of reporting of animal cruelty,
so they really are stretched. At the moment. There's about
one hundred animals that are available for adoption and foster care.
So really I just want to highlight and to say
thank you to very much to all the team that
works so hard in the state doing really really the
things they have to go and deal with. The rescue
these pets is absolutely heartbreaking. And also just to say this,
(42:36):
if you are thinking about giving a dog or any
kind of pet, is a very big commitment. It's a
loving commitment with your time and also your responsibilities. You
have to make sacrifices. But please, with Christmas coming up
as well, really think about the pets that you're going
to be taking on board and who is going to
be able with the time to look after and there
are so many pets that are abandoned or not looked
after very well, just because actually families and people taking
(42:58):
them on are in no way able to deal with
the demand of having pets. The other thing is, if
you are thinking about getting a pet, maybe it's someone's birthday,
or we've been talking about it as a family and
we've had cats and dogs out all of our times
being parents. It's a great thing to have pets with
your kids. Is go and have a look at these
animal shelters. Go to the rsp E. See these beautiful
pups that are rare. Right now, there's one hundred all
(43:19):
looking for homes. These lovely animals, some of them built
through some really tough times. They'd love a lovely, warm, friendly,
loving family to look after them. We met this dog yesterday, Gus,
who was rescued by the inspector Sue, and she fell
in love with him so much she's actually adopted him.
He was a lovely, beautiful pup. Now he did sadly
leave what it can only applied to described as an
air biscuit the station. Well don't I don't think it
(43:42):
was him. I actually think it was somebody else. On
the show, we often get it. We get it on
a Monday. Sometimes it's what we call a Pats parcel.
And I think it was from the curry or something. Anyway,
you know, I'm joking it was Guss.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Of course it was woofy old Gussie.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
That's what you want to say. Was so embarrassed already,
perhaps that you're smearing his name on the news desk. Anyway,
if you want to adopt, you want to donate some
money if you can, and also saund if you need
to report anything as well. They are reliant on are
Eyes and Ears for reporting any suspected instance of animal
cruelty as well, so they do really important work. They
(44:20):
are an amazing organization. RSPCA VIC dot org. If you
can support them, or if you just want to go
and be a volunteer as well, all's great. RSPCA VIC
dot org.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast question.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
I'm with you about the smell of those that photocopier
takes me back New Zealand nineteen eighty five, my first
year of school. Our photocopy of paper, like you said,
printed in purple, smell amazing. I can almost smell it now.
I think they're called smellaries. It's a smell memory. They're very,
very vivid. They stay with you for years. This smell,
I think it was, like you said, perhaps like a
(44:56):
methanol kind of fluid they used in it. Oh my word,
that smell. Maybe tomorrow we should talk about smellaryes. What
is a memory of a smell like Denko rub? You
know it's such a David's swell, isn't it? Christian? I
don't even spoken about this already, but breaking news. Truck
drivers hit the Montague Street bridge. Gosh, you remember we
(45:18):
used to do Montague Street Watch. Still we were in
a sweat state. How many days has there been many
this year? Pat?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Well, there was one just yesterday, and then again what
are the like over one hundred?
Speaker 5 (45:28):
I think so far?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
This is you I don't understand it. We all see
the big side. And also, if you're driving a truck,
you know surely you have to know what your the
clearance whatever they called it. Christian. For your eighties and
nineties school, do you remember the microfiche for the library?
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yes, looking up the books used to find out where
the books were and the references, and that you used
to use that microfere move it and slide it around.
Oh I used to love that. I bet they don't
have that anymore. Now it's will probably digitized, isn't it right?
Yesterday on the show, we're asking for your classic mum sayings,
your mummism's. We had so many great ones. I'll kick
(46:04):
you in the bum until your back teeth rattle. This
is so aggressive. This is why we can't have nice things. Yeah,
is my face red? Well, it's not up my bum?
Then I know your and threats of impending violence or
even death. Classic mum sayings, your mum isms. Blind Freddie
(46:26):
could do a better job. Come over here so I
can hit you. Hungry, Go and have a piece of fruit.
Come on, I'll knock you into next week. Tell me
the village idiot, go look with your eyes. And then
the top five that we got at five, what's for dinner?
Shit with sugar? At number four? How about I slapping
(46:49):
the belly with a wet fish? At number three? Terrifying,
I'll put you on this earth, I'll take you off
it at number two, what do you think? This is
bush week? And number one the dreaded phrase just wait
until your father gets home. Oh, nothing works that when
you need a car pulling up. Boy. All right, we're
(47:09):
looking for your mummisms. Text them in four seventy five
three one oh four three rio. What's it for, Mamma Lee?
Speaker 6 (47:16):
The worst that you could tell mum was that you
were bored, because you'd get there if you're bored.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
I've got a million things.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Oh my god, yes you're right, but I was a
kids bored these days like they've got phones and TikTok
and all that.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
No heaven forbid they had any boring things. Being bored
is a good thing. There there's no boredom now. There's
not a single moment where they're not on the phones.
We're the same as well, where they're not scrawling or
doing something on their phones.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast right now.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Your mumisms, your mum sayings, there's rather a lot. Let's
go through them. I love these mum sayings. They just
seem funnier than dad sayings. I don't know why. They
just are. Christian at home we used to have when
it was dinner time, when we used to say, what
is it you can have two? Were you giving or
(48:09):
nothing at all? Christian to Ra's mum when she was cooking.
I'd say that stinks. She'd always say, your bum stinks. Yeah.
Owned mom passed away six months ago. I missed hearing that. Oh,
blessed Rick Alexander. Always in shops, we were told look
with your eyes, not with your hands, Christian, Mum is him.
(48:33):
When she would ask who did this? My brother and
I would always learn the chorus, it wasn't me, and
she'd always say, well, I must have been the invisible man.
And again, the invisible man was always in our house,
Christian up to no good when the lights were left on.
Do you think owned shares any electric company? Yeah, that
one as well. Joe, stop crying. I'll give you something
cry about. All the worst, isn't it. This is a
(48:55):
classic shower, and I surprise we haven't had it earlier.
What did your last slave die off? I still say
that now. The kids have got no idea. It means
nothing to them. Don't pick your nose or your head
will cave in, Lara Christians. Now Rea was saying the dreadder.
You never say to your mum that you're poored. If
I did to my mom, she'd always go She'd always say,
(49:16):
go stand on your head and fight your socks off.
Fun thing to do in this Christian whatever. As kids
we complained about insignificant injury, my mom would just say,
better cut it off. Then mom would always say, what
do you think this is the holiday hotel? Pull your
socks off. If you keep up with that, I'll give
you a knuckle sandwich. Yes, the good old threat of
(49:38):
a knuckle sandwich. Christian. My mom used to say to me,
if you roll your eyes any further, you'd be looking
at your ass rackets. Sorry for swearing Christian. Hey listen
if you heard someone the Filthy gets away with on
Australian radio. Don't worry about an ad asks mentioned Do
as I do, do as I say, not as I do.
(49:59):
That's some kass. Christian mum was. My mum was cooking
up a store once for some friends. I stepped my
head into the kitchen asked what's for lunch. She just
blurted out balls on toast and farts with onions.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
See their moms are very poetic.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yes, don't disappear. That was a classy one. Don't you disappear.
I might need you in a minute. Christian Mamma used
to say, your crusts, you'll get hands on your chance.
I'm still eating the crust. No hands yet, Shane, give
it time. Mama should say are your legs painted on?
I'm a teacher. I have to find myself saying this
to my students. If you answer it so to a question,
(50:40):
my mom would say, sew a button on a brick
wall or a rubber needle. To this day, I still
don't know what that means. That comes from Janine.
Speaker 6 (50:49):
If I say like if in between a sentence, my
mom would always jump in and.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Go like like like like like like I stop it
from saying.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Time for Today's time Waster for the best in Show
Cinema's Gold Class Group Pass you and three. Maybe go
and see Jurass World Rebirth out this weekend at Village
Cinema's Gold Class Time Waste. Today, we are looking for
your school bands. Today is thank a Teacher Day. I
have here team The top five teacher sayings according to
(51:23):
the periodical Educators Weekly, Yes, what are what do you think?
Most commonly uttered phrases by teachers to us let us.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Get the Oh, I can I can wait, I can
wait for you?
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Number one, Oh wait oh well done.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
What about get on with it?
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Our teachers always used to say, stop talking, get on.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
With it at five? No hat, no play class are
at four? You're only cheating on yourself. Yeah that one? Three?
Do you think I came down the last shower at two?
If it's so funny, why don't you come up in
tell the rest of the class that was a constant
threat that I got and number one? I'll wait all right.
So we're looking for your school birds today on the
(52:05):
time wasteir you text them in O four seven five
three one O four three school bands? We often played
them on the show Big Country. Great band from the eighties,
Big Cross Country.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Has yeah yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
What about synth rockers from the eighties and nineties craft homework.
There's Germans always yes, yeah, always were gold spelling me
fifty two s yes, Siler plus bully idol oh weh
oh my god, always dacking you he was, and teachers
(52:40):
pet show boys. Oh yeah good gold All right, Ria,
what have you got then? Willaco Fuels school bands.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
We've got a couple of rappers in class.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yeah he's rapping Schoolio Scolio gold very good.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
But one of the rappers is late lat Yo it's tardy.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
B Oh, that's also very good. You can have a
scratch and sniff sticker.
Speaker 4 (52:59):
And who's snitching to the principal. It's David Dobbings.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Oh very good. That's three golds so far? All right?
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Can I go for four?
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah? Go on?
Speaker 6 (53:08):
This thing is getting a little chica roll. It's can
Tina Turner.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
No, you can't. It's a bronze for that. Every good
thing has to come to an end.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Christian Note Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Thank you very much. Your mummism is still coming in Christian.
My mom used to say I'm not running an all
right restaurant. She'd also say I believe you thousands, wouldn't.
My mom used to do that one thing. If I
lost something, my mom would say, it'd lose your own
bloody head if it wasn't screwed on. Classic mummism. All right,
today's time waster up for grabs. It's a Village Cinema's
(53:42):
gold class past for you and three. Go and see
Jurassic World Rebirth this weekend. Ri Are you ready tomorrow?
I'm red school bands, school bands like Nickelbackpack, Silus, Lauren,
well done, Hole Monitor notes, oh silver, Well you have
a Hall monitor pats. Yeah, that can surprise me.
Speaker 4 (54:02):
What did they do power?
Speaker 1 (54:08):
They were basically teacher's pets.
Speaker 4 (54:10):
Right, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
I'll tick monkey bars, gold what Unclenn fizz ed sheering
a well tony with an eye. That's very good, boys
to detention Silver plus new lunch order Silver, you two
stop that gold plus Richard, well done, that's very good.
MC squared Hammer, Silver, Snoop, Waggy wag Gold Weld, Richard Bruno, Marbles,
(54:40):
Silver Miners, Mike and the mathletics.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
My daughters used to do matheletics in the math Limpia.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Oh yes, if you don't know, this is what. It's
an online thing where to your kids could compete against
other children from around the world at mass.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
Hopefully not the Chinese.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
I was trying to say a polite way of I
saying sometimes I would look at the names of the
potential competitors that I go, sit this one out. Why
you ain't got oping? Hell Jingle's got this one? Trust me?
You could even spell his name. Alrighty, where were we?
School band's lunch Lady Gaga, men at homework, Silver, EMC Grammar.
(55:24):
That's that's so good. Chloe Ostabik. Imagine dragging his school
bag around all day. No, no, that's gold, Ricky, that
is gold plus. You could have imagine dragging those shoes
around all day and he bought them lunch box twenty
silver and two backpack. They're pack two backpack. All right?
(55:45):
Who is today's winner? Who's best in show?
Speaker 4 (55:47):
Chloe mc grammar, Yeah, well done.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Christian, if we were being cheeky, mum, would I say, yeah,
you be laughing on the other studdy of face in
a minute. Another classic that my mum would do as
well was the old threat of laughing on the other side,
and the other one was like the threats of like
I know what you're doing. I've got eyes in the
back of my head. Yeah. As well on tomorrow's show,
this will be back.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 6 (56:14):
What are the odds you gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
Like?
Speaker 4 (56:21):
Were you was Cheryl who married a Hunt?
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Who was weird?
Speaker 1 (56:26):
The Cheryl.
Speaker 4 (56:28):
Who married a Hunt?
Speaker 1 (56:30):
As well? This isn't related to what we're doing here,
But can I smell toast? That's actually why isn't that
a sign of having a strike someone? Is there is toast?
Is that I ate.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
Some fruit loaf bread, but I had to had to
have it raw. He didn't have time.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Told you have thought about raw dogging it during the
show Rio tomorrow, the show what are the odds? Your
stories of coincidence and chance.
Speaker 9 (56:54):
My wife's originally from Scotland and her grandfather practically raised her.
He passed away unfortunately in twenty eighteen. His name was Jordi.
We got married in twenty nineteen and standing at the
altar of the vineyard, random dog walked up the aisle.
I bent down to let it sniff me, and when
I checked the tag, its name was Geordie. Everyone just
(57:16):
went silent, and it was like approval from him because
I never met him.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
I'm telling you, every single week at eight on Wednesday,
show we get these incredible stories of coincidence and chances.
To see what we get tomorrow. Email me yours Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thank you very
much for your mummy, since we are back to my
brand new time waster and you'll smell memory. See you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
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