FULL: What Did The Cheese Say To The Mirror?

The Name Game, Footy Finals, Food and Drink Streets, Father's Day, Small Thing Big Joy and The Timewaster!

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
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Speaker 4 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
When I get into the studio before the show, I
read all the text messages that have come into the
station after the show when we were here from nine
o'clock yesterday morning, and I saw this. Orders came in
at eighteen minutes past two yesterday afternoon, high Christian.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
They think twenty past two.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Sitting there twenty past two. It's probably rehearsing, but I
love this message from Stephen Michelle at Burger Chef's. Christian
were her husband and wife team. Stephen michellet Berger Chefs
in Roville. We'd love to offer a free burger meal
to a dad on Father's Day now on behalf of

(01:04):
dad's That's a pretty damn good offer. Most dads are
not going to be taken out for lunch, you know
Mother's Day. You'll see the adverts saying hey, book in advance,
don't be disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
You know that's like a month before.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I wonder there are no I've not seen any driving
around any adverts saying.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hey, book ahead for Father's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
There's no mention of it on any restaurants. You know, why,
why would they waste advertising space. It's not going to
be crammed with Dad's being, you know, festooned with ballutants.
Where are balloons as well? Mo must get balloons? Would
you like champagne? They do?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
They get showered in it? Would you be happy with
a burger?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
So I'm reading this message going that is really generous.
I'll put on a wife team.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I love this.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
And then they obviously go on to think, you know,
let's not just create an idea that he needs to
create with this, let's fiel the problem. We think fiftieth
caller to you wins the meal. Oh wait, I'm going
call to one that's that's at least half an hour
show to get someone to have a free burger. It's

(02:10):
a lot of part it's a lot of their time.
And bearn in mind though, I mean, we can't say
that's a waste of radio when we remember and let's
just take a moment lest we forget what went out
on air at ten past day.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yes, actually read improvement to that.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, I think actually when we think back to it.
They probably were thinking five hours late top, how can
we save the show from the chuckle sisters?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
What about Winner Burger?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
If you call a fifteen, part of me almost wants
to do it, just to see is it good? Radio On.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Finals fever is here. Oh this city changes now.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
It's not just a Grand Final, it's the next couple
of weeks and even yes, sir, I went into a
wine shop to get stocked up for the weekend and
the guy and I all we talked about for fifteen minutes,
and I didn't realize there was a customer behind me,
and this guy just went, is this a podcast? A
gamer looked like, go somewhere else. We're not even in half.
We're not even halfway through this episode.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
And your teams know any of the finals?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I know it always here is a Bombers fan. I
think that what's interesting though, because if I have to
sum up how I film, one word is floating.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I am like a lot of people. You're the same.
We haven't got teams in the finals. We're floating fans.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
So actually, what's really exciting is you can look at
the games the next couple of days and work out
why you're going to back a certain team. That's sorts
the joy of it. Like, I'm going to upset a
lot of Hawks fans right now. I find the Hawks
a little bit snug smug team the Wizard and it's
like Ginevan as well as if he's the renownder of
the game, all of a sudden hopball, It's like, do

(03:50):
your time. We'll see over the next couple of years.
I really want g w West to beat them, not
just beat them, smash them. Wow, upset Hawks fans turning
the show off right now, I could lose listeners, but
saying this is the joy of being the floating fan.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
You can.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You have no alliances here, so you can look at
tonight's game and go, hm, you know which way do
we go tonight? Mainly I'm hoping the Pies losing away
because we have a really smug Pies fan on the show,
Tina with two e's. How are you in one word,
turn the microphone on the we can hear you.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Sorry, Why would you want them to lose? Why would
you manifest that?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Because it would make me so happy tomorrow seeing you
all upset.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
You know what it's like?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, yeah, what what was the opposite yesterday?

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I was brilliant yesterday ten let's.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Talk about ten past. So Tina, you're a big Pies fan.
You've got to you must be going in confidence tonight.
The sunglasses are back? Was it his third game? Mason
Conx's bag? Where's he been on? Troy Ice? My hands?
Solo frocs? As you had another job or something, because
you've been working at the merch store.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
I'm a bit worried about that personally.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Not played all year? Yeah, wheelim out, really important game.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
We're going all that, guys, We're going.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
All I have said earlier flag Pi.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
She was very yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Very confident.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I like the confidence.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I stand by that flag.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, let's see, Okay, let's let's let's make a note
of when this was said fourteen minutes past six Thursday
morning on even the first finals? Ria, how are you
in one word as a Swans fan?

Speaker 7 (05:29):
I feel liberated, because I mean, for a Swans fan,
finals is just trauma. You know, you're just walking into
a Grand final that you're going to lose by one
hundred points at the start.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Is a ten monsters all year? Your parents at the MCG.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Exactly, and you know that's what's going to happen every time.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
But this they're gone. I saw photos of them. They're
in Turkey there, they're on holidays. I'm watching the finals.
I have no pit in my stomach. I feel liberated,
I feel free. I'm ready to watch the Pies burns exciting, Yeah,
fingers crushed, Patsy, where are you?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
In one word?

Speaker 8 (06:04):
I want the Pies to win, so I would say hopefully,
because my going for the Pies, like my dad and
brothers all back the Pies, so I will back the
Pies on their behalf.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I've never heard you mention the Pies once this season.
No one's asked suddenly the bandwagon is out a lot
of things from you, but it gets someone's on a
band But you'll be in tomorrow if you win in
a scarf? Yeah, where were you in May?

Speaker 8 (06:38):
Tina and I might both be celebrating in the morning.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, Alex.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Optimistic for the North Melbourne Kangaroos. What I'm going to
get that in there?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (06:51):
There's now are any of the finals? What a disgrace
for you? This was hey, but it's going to be
better next year. You don't worry but I'm going to
get behind the giants. Toby Green love him.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
To a great but he's a great character.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
He's a great, great Victorian as well.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
So you know, Skin in the game for Victoria with
g w S. But he just gets in there in
the other team's face and he's just dirty and he
gets down and dirty him off.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
But you'd love him to play for your class. Oh
my god, he is all in, isn't He never seem
not turn up and show up for it for a game.
Often shows up too much. You'd half alf and it
just became a dad as well, and that hasn't affected
him at all. You know, let's sleep he's still playing well.
If anything might make it madder exactly.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Wait you thought it was crazy with us for eight hours?
Wait we did that that kick backwards and he's someone's groin.
This one's spons player.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
It looks like he could easy have another big career
in w w E wrestling. Yes, you know, Sena can't
do that forever, you know, smash it a fake chair
of someone's head. Let's go to producing, Kaitlin. Now you're
a fellow D's fan, but so how are you in
one word?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Finals?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Fever.

Speaker 10 (08:06):
Oh I love footy finals, but I'm going New South Wales,
so I'll say New South Wales.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
That's not a team.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yes, I gave you a chance at redemption after yesterday,
I'm already regreeing it.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
You're not to speak for the rest of this year.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
The Christian O'Connell Show.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Podcast, Melissa McGrath, you make a very good point. Earlier.
I was talking about Father's Day and I said, where
are balloons?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Christian?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
When you push something the size of a watermelon out
some of the size of a lemon, you'll get your balloon.
All I would say is we die younger. The average
life expensive of a dad is twenty five.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I know we are on borrow time, so maybe some
balloons to just say borrow time? Then can we have Hey, Dad,
you die earlier?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Balloons? Where are those balloons?

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Some streamers, yes, just some poppers are crappers.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Some Dad crackers would be nice.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yes. I was driving down the street. Haven't driven before
because there was some unroaded work books. Now this is
happening a lot in my area, where the streets are
shut and there are gangs.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Of people not working.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, there's sort of you know, there there's an abundant
of people in the high but they're just like chatting,
not working.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
They're not working. But there's a hole in the ground,
and I'm like, what are you? What are they doing?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
All of you that are available there, lender hand jump
down that hole. Oh mate peeds down there, singing and
working hard with his pick axe. The rest of them,
as there were like eight of them, just just stand
in my chat about finals while we're check in. I'm
going for New South Worlds.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
And sometimes you want to say something, but you can't know.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
You really can't. Not a good note for someone like
me either, Oh my's right for him? And doing a
three hour day, why don't you pick up a pick
axe after night do an actual daste work? Anyway, I
had to go down the street and never heard druven
done before.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Exciting and living on the edge of my quest of
a Columbus. Where will I go? There's my sexton third
mention this week before of those, and I saw that
I was on Margarita streets. Oh cool, my favorite pizza
and an awesome cocktail. So now I want to see
if we can create our own Atlas, the at Z
of Food and drink. Street names of Australia I love,

(10:27):
so I've got them. I've got margaritas. You got pizza
and a cocktail there, which is of course all the
major food groups. Yes, some of them. As you get some,
you get some, you know, get some fruit in there,
don't wear some light squeeze something. Actually there's an orange
orange peel in a Negroni.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Which is my choice. Ass carbs. Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
So street names of Australia that are foods or drinks
text me oh four seventy five three one oh four
three real, what have you got?

Speaker 7 (10:57):
I've got two In Richmond, we've got cobb Lane as
in a delicious cobb loaf.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, it's also so you can have a cop salad.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
That's very true. Yeah, solid. And there's mulberry you the
delicious serious purple berry.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yes you can make. Can you make mulberry jam?

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Yes? I think like Enid Blyton, like famous was a
famous five or whatever they always.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
And also these days famous racist.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, got canceled yees different time yeah, different high on mulberry, Patsy,
what have you seen?

Speaker 5 (11:33):
We've got in.

Speaker 8 (11:34):
Where it be a cherry street, which is one of
our main streets. Cherry is a yummy a choice street
at trugger Nina Choice as in Bock Choice.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
So I got to get half I.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
C h o y, No, that's not how it's spelled choy.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
No choice h O. I isn't it.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
No, it's.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
If it was Bock Choice Street then could have.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's a good one.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
And I've also got there's a Leaks Road at Laverton,
although it is spelt with an A and not a
double eat.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Spelling's got to be right, I reckon that's just a
leak in a risk Alex.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
What have you seen? You must seen some great ones
in Sydney.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Yeah, there's the Limes Straight Limes, and that's in Darling
Harbor and it's got a couple of great bars like
Cargo Bar. I might have got kicked out of there
a couple of times in my form intive years. No,
I'm kidding, but a good part of the world. And
it's yeah, Darling Harb it's like docklands, the dock Lands
of Sydney. I suppose, isn't it When.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
You say yeah, it's beautiful?

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yeah, good spot. Limes straight That's about all I've got.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Really, there's no okay, so we're looking for street names
of Australia that are food or drinks.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Mate Today with you guys are a to z and
out the sort of Australia. Well, the street names are
donated from you guys, street names of the food and drinks.
I thought, Piper, you were winding me up, thinking of
some sort of wide eyed palm. I was like vegging
my way. Yeah, yeah, where do you find those drop bears?
They're doing stripe paint? Nice try pipe. But then I

(13:13):
thought I just have a quick check. It is import Melbourne.
There's a Vegemite way. Do you think there's more vegemited
way streets revenues around Australia. I hope.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
So let's have it.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Well, maybe that thing called Google that you said in
front of RHEO there on it's having a speculative chat
over the garden fence. Oh oh, how do I search this?
I don't know, producer.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Maybe there's a Vegemite track, but uh Vegemit tracking Shoot, Victoria,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I used to live on Bourbon Way, Geelong. A one
stage of council was going to change the street name.
They warned everyone because it was constantly being stolen. Someone
else's texted me about that the trest, saying they've now
moved the street side. It's up twenty meters in the air.
They did five.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
That wasn't enough.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
It got nicked. Then in ten someone stolen it on
a ladder. No one's going to see it. Something in
the sky. I thought this was a joke as well.
Taco Way Seaford exists, Oh delicious. Yes, No, I don't
think beef Wellington Parade is an address, said the news.

(14:23):
Orange Grove, Bayswater, Orange. Yes, we'll have that.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Have a big game. Peel Street Townworth, New South Wales.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
And there's a Peel straight North Melbourne too, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yes, yes, Christian.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Every time I drive down Cheddar Road in Reservoir, I
get hungry for of Plowman's. I love cheese bas I
think there is also a Cheddar Street in I think
I've seen one in Donnybrook the people of Donnybrook. Isn't
there a Cheddar Street there as well? I wonder how
many more cheeses there are around the country. Is there

(14:56):
an dam?

Speaker 5 (14:58):
There is a Cheddar Street in Donnybrook, Yes, and in
New South Wales.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, Christian is also a Bourbon street in Ballarat as
well that has been stolen several times. Salmon Streets of course, yes, yeah,
Pickle Street of course.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Kaitline, you've got your hand at what else have you seen?

Speaker 10 (15:19):
Oh my god, I've just looked up Cheddar Street when
we were just talking about in donny Brook. Not only
is there Cheddar, there is also Gorgonzola Street, Swiss Boulevard,
Mozzarella Away and Hallmi Road.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I would love to live on Halluo to HAARTI.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'd be proud to live on a street named after
great cheese.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
It was a good HALLOEI joke. You know what did
what did the HALLOOMI say when they looked in the mirror?
What did the sorry? What did the cheese say when
they looked in the mirror? I stuff that up?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Halloomy Halloo. Let's just rewind eight thirteen, yesterday morning and this.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Were now.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Algoraz admits he doesn't mind watching back his best moments.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
When I go to the.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Living room my little brothers, I watch it, you know,
videosel my highlights.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Let's say so, I just sit down and watch it
and enjoy it again.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Say hello, to my little friend.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
That is gold Sport hours old?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
That HALLOOMI joke?

Speaker 5 (16:31):
What did the hall say the mirror? Wait, no way,
what is that?

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Now?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
When need to show what is what is the what
is the joke?

Speaker 6 (16:38):
What did the cheese say in the mirror?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Hallou halloo?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Meh, we got that?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
I guess you gotta be a dad.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, hey, I read dad.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I got better than that. Joe Judges all the same.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
The Christian o'condal show podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Sue the Boss has got a great one for us.
This is a doozy. We're trying to form an a
set an outlets of Australia streets that you're sharing with
us named after food or drink. Lamington Drive, Oh, I
love that. I think we should have a side category
of one hundred percent Australian street names Lammington Dry. Is
there a palm or Palmi or Palmer somewhere that will

(17:21):
go in my sidebar on incredibly Australian street names Lamington
Drive in tarn Eat. Wow, Christian, Now you're talking about
Vegamite Way. It's where the Vegemite factory is. Unfortunately you
don't know a joke about that.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Away.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
But as we're saying that vegemite is a battery.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
There we go and well, Christian, there is a Palmer Courts.
Oh wow, Palma got balwin. That's from Andrew, thank you
very much. Pinot Murlo Shearers are all streets Christians somewhere
in Victoria.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I don't know where.

Speaker 8 (18:06):
I think there's a mellow in Oxley near Brown Brothers.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Christians and wine streets. Patsy will know these.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Vermont South, great Western Drive, Barossa Avenue, chabbleis Clissants Kunwara,
drive your lumber Oh your lumbers lovely one yea lumber court.
That's some Jeff Carlsburg Road. We have the beers awaking
now Carlsburg Road in Egmont's that's Anthony Christian Pete here listening. Gelong,

(18:34):
did you hear what happened to the cheese factor that exploded?
Oh no, started the bre went everywhere to bre. Give
that guy a Netflix special. All right, Rial, what have
we got so far in the eight is? Did you

(18:56):
worked out the years?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Google?

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Hey, we've got we've got vigamite way that curse, that curse.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Let's pass that around the team, say that five times.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
We have Bourbon Wayne, Geelong, We've got tuck Away in Seaford,
Orange Grown Basewater, Peel Street, Damworth, Cheddar Road Reservoir, Cheddar Street, Donneybrook,
Salmon Street, Fort Melbourne, Pickle Street, Mooney Pond's Gorganzola Donnybrook,
Swiss Boulevard, Donnybrook.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Great, keep this coming.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
You can text me oh four seven five three one
oh fourth, I've actually got a sweaty upper lip after
that almost kind of missed up that happened.

Speaker 11 (19:29):
We keep that amongst ourselves. Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
We're about to get into today Small Thing, Big Joy,
but throughout the show running in the background now, Food
and drink street names of Australia. Food and drink street
names of Australia. Christian, there's a crumpet beach in Australia.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Crumpets beaches.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Beer courts in New South Wales housing estate near Madaw
Lakes called Lollipop Hill. Children's book Lollipop Oh that's beautiful.
I love that one.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Keep this coming then you can text four five three
one oh four three right now then, Small Thing, Big Joy,
stick Joy. Last week on this we had Jeff Small Thing,
Big Joy when the toaster cooks the bread just right,
and you can bud it from corner to corner. Sasha
getting into bed and find the hot water bottle in

(20:32):
the right place. David opening a microwave right before it
hits zero. You think you're like James Bond in a
movie of all that bomb detonates just that red white,
blue eye, orange wire grace peeling up. Oh god, this
is gonna make me gag. Only savages can peel boiled
eggs and think it's okay. My wife does it while

(20:55):
she's chatting to me about like family stuffing, Like nah, whoa,
no peeling it like that? No peeling a boiled egg
and the shell comes off in one big piece. Oh yeah,
nice watching my dog eat angry. What a great observation
they do look like that, Lucy. When I drive to work,

(21:15):
I pass a work site that has those big machines
that clock your speed and if you drive too fast
you get an angry face. I love driving the speed
and getting a smile from the machine. This is how
it works. A Pavlovian response. Okay, small thing, big joy rio,
what's it for you?

Speaker 7 (21:32):
I have very small thing, big satisfaction when you've got
a little piece of meat or a seed wedged into
your tooth. Oh gosh, but you don't have a toothpick.
Say you're at the workplace using the side of your.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Tongue to a oh yeah, dislodge it.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Dislodge it, and you're going, you're working, you're working.

Speaker 7 (21:51):
Finally, a dislodge it released, yes, goes back into the
rear of life and the rivw of your mouth. Finally
you can breathe again, and you get there on like,
I want to ruin your day everyone, I want to
prank you anyone that sees it in there.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
You're right, but it sticks to me.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
I can't move on from whatever task I'm doing until
I've got that one.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
And it's always a sinew of meat. Yes, my beef,
it's the main offender. It's really a piece of chicken
in there.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
No, you're right, slipperdge.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Lamb beef doesn't want to go the way down there.
There's always one rogue sinele strand of the day of
the day. And you're right. You look around the office.
What can I use? Yes, try to use the fingers.
Fingers aren't enough, are they? Because it's not The tongue
has to get to work. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
I went into the toilet and I used workout.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
For your tongue, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
You've got to work the obliques, the oblique muscle. You
get a six pack tongue. Christian, my small thing, big joy.
I guessed today's show number at the same time Rio
said it. I always listened at seven o'clock, Christian. I
always try and see if I can set out loud
correctly at the right time of rear Christian, I got

(23:03):
it right. Today. It's going to be a great day.
It's going to be a great day. Let's go to
let's go to a see what's it for you?

Speaker 4 (23:09):
You know what?

Speaker 8 (23:09):
I got an online order yesterday, and I love when
they include a little chocolate. So you open up your
pack this long awaited package for me. It was clothing,
Go figure, and they'd put a little tiny chocolate in there. Right,
you're not ordering the right stuff online?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Then what sort of choky? Like a little pepper?

Speaker 8 (23:29):
Miss It's a little dairy milk, just a simple little
Cabri dairy milk. But it just made my afternoon because
I went and made a coffee.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
House was quiet, no one was in that afternoon coffee
and it was just a little bit of chocolate.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
It was fantastic. I thought, well, I've done a good
thing today. I've gone and bought myself an outfit and
I've got a chocolate.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Good work in the world during on top. Okay, fine,
it's nineteen gale. It's amazing how easy we are impressed
in the afternoon. If it's a chocolate, you've got anything.
You could lure me in a kidnappers man. Yes, wait
is that coconut in there? I'm getting in And then
the doors were closed.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
There's any here?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I never sugar hit Alex, what's the small thing? Big joy?

Speaker 6 (24:13):
If you are so, you might be at the airport,
and you might be in the supermarket and you're in
a queue and it's a really long queue. And then
someone opens up another counter and the new queue and
you're at the front of the duke que again.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
You're back in the flow of life.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
You went from stuck to unstuck.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Beef send you back out your mouth.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
And you try to stop the smile in your face.
You don't want you want to be subtle about the
joy you're having, but you don't want to be mean
to the people behind you.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
But if you're that cashier and you see your face.
It must light them up because you go, oh, thank you. Yeah,
I'll just give you a moment. I just got it
log in. Oh no, no, it's okay, and you feel
like you're in p one, You're in a whole position. Yeah,
that's all good again. All right?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Then, what have you got? Text A Small Thing, Big Joy?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
We're doing small Thing, Big Joy, Good morning, Joel, Christian,
Small thing, big Joy. When you piss the ol foil
on the chin, you're geting that first smell of fresh
nests Cafe Blend forty three coffee upon opening, it's for me.

(25:21):
It's the same when you piss the top of pringles
are and some of that angel does I called it
is released, Yes, and I'm like Hannibal letter sour cream
come to me. I have to eat my My wife
won't have them in the car, so all I do
is they do those smaller Yeah, I have that in

(25:42):
the car in the supermarket car park. And then I
get out the evidence. I'm saying, no more. She doesn't
hear this part of the show. And if any of
her little witchy mates for this thing.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Get what it just gets.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
That's just such a bad look over can of pringles
you're going to do bores me for that. Trust me,
there's semi more. Maybe that is the thing that will
just break a bank. Go goddamn. It was enough, but
now this sat destroying evidence the paper trail. Christian small

(26:24):
thing Magjoy watching the flight my husband is on cross
back into Victoria after two weeks working away on the
flight radar. App Oh, Kylie, that is sas gorgeous. Thank
you for sharing that Christian small thing, mak Joy. When
I go through the dry through a mac as an
order of hot chocolate in the mornings, they sometimes give
me a cookie with my drink.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
It's nice.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
See that's really good, Danyelle.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Christian having just the right amount of milk left for
your coffee slash tea, saving you from having to get
another milk from the fridge to top up. It is
the tiny things that just they mean so much. That
is an instant win. You're like, I'm winning right now
in this moment. Christian after place names of Australia food

(27:12):
or drinks, Eggs and Bacon Bay as awesome though that
name is it sets my O C. D off that
it isn't in alphabetical order. Now you're right, Greig, this
should be bacon and eggs. Everyone says bacon and eggs,
the B before the E. But the Tasmanians are different,
of course. Yeah, that's why they've gone eggs and bacon. Bay,

(27:35):
they've gone rog they have gone they don't have ike. Remember,
well over there is probably called a k.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Gretten, Small Thing, Big joy.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Is being that cashier and opening another register and seeing
your customers happy faces. Shari, is that cashier. That would
be the movie. It's just being that that cashier. You
are that cashier? Do you fight the other cashiers? Are
you racing each other? You did it Tuesday? Telling you

(28:13):
another small thing, big joy? And they're all in various
group chats, aren't we. You know, you don't win with
your partner or your family. So my wife and I
and our daughters are all in a in a group chat.
I've just seen that my wife is act. He sent
a message to one of our daughters and she meant
to say, oh poor you, and she abscidentally put oh
pooh you.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Why is that made me so happy?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Right then? And it's lovely having a smart ass for
a dad, and I went, yeah, pooh you. No one
has responded yet, sadly, maybe it's too early for them.

Speaker 7 (28:40):
But group chat etiquette dictates that everyone should also write
pooh you, pooh you you pooh you are that?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Ye bid I'm disappointed in them. Actually, on the EVA
Father's Day, you could just let me have my moment. Yeah,
but she so pooh. Sorry, guys, I'm at work right now,
have important business to do.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Earlier this week, Small Thing, Big Joy, You and Triple
M had exactly the same song at the same time.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Ah, that has crushed me.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I don't know, guess maybe Pat Bennette, I don't like
the ven diagram between us and the music of another
radio station. Christian, Small Thing, Big Joy. When your boss
is sick and we don't have our leader for the
day long? I love, I love every day.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
It's a bad day. It's the worst, the worst day.
It's the worst day. Christian.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
When a prepp he draws me a pitch up my
primary school teacher, principal, That lights me up. That Sarah,
all right, So Father's Day this Sunday this week on
the show, one thousand dollars a day to get you,
Dad's what you actually want?

Speaker 5 (29:43):
What a dead once? What a dead means something better?
Dance sucks and I'm asking you so callin.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
And tell me.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
So far this week Bella treated her dad, who's a
sad but mad bombers fan. So I'm memorabilia of the
good old days, all in black and white photos of
Windy Hill and sheets. Crystal tinted her husband's car windows.
Sounds like you, it's been a while done. And what's

(30:17):
say the kids are away tonight?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
You don't tin my windows?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Debbie tickets to see Evil Dead the musical, so that
South for her husband, Christians want to skip to clean
his shed out. Caina got her at a whipper snipper.
When do you want to get a husband and a
wood fired pizza ove? And they're all getting these Lisai,
do you have Melisia in this? Scooba scuba lesson her
husband and wait for this, only just learned to swim now?
Old mates being dunk down there like oh yeah, yeah,

(30:43):
down down down now breathe? Don't we get to breathe?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Or you here?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I had one trial lesson.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I hated it. You've never been so aware that you
must breathe you like Darth Vader down there, and you're
like when you like, If I don't keep doing this,
I'll die down here. And then beautiful eleven year old Alexander, Yes,
so they cooled up his dad's chainsaw. He needs to work,
got stolen, and so he wants a new one for
his dad, which we got, which is great. All right,

(31:11):
So what a dad wants, they's say, here's some new
voice messages. This is Paige Hey Christian.

Speaker 12 (31:17):
For Father's Day, my partner would love an electric tool set.
We're actually moving into a new house that's a bit
old and we need to do some work. My partner
is very, very smart, but he isn't very handy. The
most handy tool that he owns is an electric screwdriver. Now,
unfortunately that isn't going to fix our bathroom.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
If you good help us out, that'll be great.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Happy Father's Day, Thank you page. What about Corey Hey,
Christian's Corey Harnsen Here.

Speaker 13 (31:43):
What I would really love for Father's Day is a
brand new mulching lawn mower. I borrow my father in
laws all the time, but every time I go to
use it, he's always using his, so I always seem
to miss out and my law gets out of control.
I've been saving up, but every time I get enough money,
my beautiful daughters would steal the money away, as you
would know with your daughters. Please help me, Graham, I wish, thanks, buddy.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'd love about these father or keeps using his whenever
he wants to borrow it. I get the feet he
can hear and come around the corner and get that
bloody thing out now, no, no, I'm just using it.
It was sat there just watching TV, watching the racing
or something like. Bloody always coming back around quick, get
that moth out, Christian. I'd love to treat my dad
to a Lego set for Father's Day. He's eighty five.

(32:25):
He loves reading and riding his bike. I'm building a
Lego comby van and he's been watching the building with interest.
I'd love to buy him a Lego set for eighty
bucks and normally get him books. I want to get
him something different this year. Cassandra, we'll give you that one, yes,
Cassandra McQueen. We can do that for your dad, all right,
call him now, what a dad want?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Christian Small Thing, Big Joy for me when I drive
through town on my way to work and I see
the lady with the two old golden retrievers on her
regular walk, Julie.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
And then this one. Do I share it? That one
I shared with you? Is it too much?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
It's not too much? So so I'm going to read
out word words, want us type this out reddit back
for typos, and thought, I love this and this is
sort of thing I'd like to hear on the radio.
Then put the name on this Christian small thing, Big Joy.
When you slap a clean log and you don't need

(33:23):
to wipe, I asked, apparently a producer on the show.
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
That is a normally function.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I would say that is commonly what I would call
more polite words. And Angel wipe.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
I've had phantom poo.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Oh my god, I like I like Angel White. You know,
all right, we're doing small thing, big Joy.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
No we're not. We're doing what her dad wants.

Speaker 14 (33:52):
What a dad once, what a dead means, something better dance.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
And I'm asking you so, Colin, and.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Tell me thousand dollars a day this week because you
came down the Father's Day this Sunday. What does dad
actually want? James good morning, welcome to the show.

Speaker 15 (34:11):
Hi, go tell you.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, we're good. James, So your dad is it for yourself?
Is it for your dad?

Speaker 11 (34:15):
No?

Speaker 15 (34:16):
I am a dad, but it is. It's for my dad.
So he has a twenty five maybe thirty year old armchair,
reclining armchair that he will not upgrade. So I thought
getting him a brand new, brand new armchair to sit in.
You know, he's sixty five years old, seventy five years old. Sorry,
so he spends a lot of time sitting in it.
So something nice and comfortable friends to sit in and

(34:36):
what she shows during the day and curl up with
the dog next to him as.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Well, James, is the perfect gift for your dad. Yes,
he's earned the right to have that chair. We will
give you the money for that, mate. It's a lovely
hey mate, Maybe you.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Know what, James.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Maybe then he hands that chair down to the next generation.
You inherit the old chair.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Yes, form your own groove in the chair.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yes, this is time for you, son, Yeah, it's time.
I waited for the stay to come. It's a circular.

Speaker 15 (35:06):
Lifeking that song that played on Bloman you guys at
the same time with mister.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I'm going to text Mick and just say listen for
now on if you're playing the Killers, mister Bright said,
let us know so we can sync up. There's the
couch of life. I love this, James, have a great
Father's Day yourself as well, and hope your dad does.

Speaker 15 (35:28):
Thank you, you two.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Have you go ahead? Georgia, Good morning, guys, Good morning Georgia.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Welcome for show. So Father's Day, what are you thinking?
So mine?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
That's really hard to buy for and we might be
the most lego crazy family in Victoria.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Now what have you made? What are your highlights?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
We've got the Saturn five rocket, which sits on our
buffet and our kitchen.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh wow, that's cool. Baby done, the Millennium Star.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
We have the Millennium Falcone. Yep, yep, We've got We've
got a little one. We don't have the big one
because the big one is crazy. But we get we
get lego advent calendars every Christmas.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
So great.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, and every Christmas we all get each other lego
and then we spend Christmas Day building our lego together.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
This is We're very movie your family.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I love all of this.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah, So for Father's day. I was wanting to get
my dad the Lego Icon shuttle carrier. And it's very
hard to get your hands on.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
And now do we know is it available? Can we
get it now? Can you buy it now? For give
you the money?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I think so, I think so. I think it's at
myer Pine in store.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
There's one in stock in Maya.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
At the moment I thought this holy trail was you know,
it was going to be some hard path to find.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
It's available at my It's only on sale for the
next three days, so we better hurry up.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
I got to bite in the next three.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
That is an ideal gift for Father's Day. Yes, you
can have it.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yay, thank you guys. He'll love it.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
No, I love the sound of this thing you do together.
So I thought you're going to say you wanted to
actually make a Lego dad. He would probably more useful
years ago. Lego when I was there in the show
in London sent me my head in Lego and one
of the producers dropped it on the floor and I

(37:20):
think that was a a structured producer. It was sending
me a message. My head smashed your level floor. It
was time for us to go and have a little
chat Georgia. I hope your dad really enjoys the gift
and you all have a lovely Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Thanks for calling.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
He will, Thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Bye, all right, email.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Me that's it for today.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Back to my last day and what a dad wants?
Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
You would have noticed this week emails various promotions, stuff
that's sold any single day. Suddenly they've worked out an angle.
How can we say this is a Father's Day special?
My favorite one was an email I got yesterday from
my dentist. Treat your dad to a check up. That

(38:11):
little horrible picky thing in there. Oh you openly up.
Especially Sundays. Poor dad has been made to go in
sedated with some wine. You've got him quick, get him,
chruck him in the van. Wait, someone else in there
scuba diving. I just let up flip him, God help

(38:32):
think of that dad, just a cold sweat. You just
learned to be okay in the water. Now it's starting
to go diving under it with oxygen tank to guarantee
on Monday, he's going to give us a call going
does any dad want to swap.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
This dential checker for my kids, I'm happy to swap
it for you guys.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
All right. I've just been having a look on the
giving page that all of you been donating for the
last week and a half.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
For Backpacks for It Kids.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
This is a charity that we've asked you to help
out before, very close to our hearts, and a lot
of you as well who've been on the journey for
a while on this show. Backpacks of It Kids aims
to give a backpack. It takes about hundred dollars. There's
charity to put together these backpacks to help out children
who have been taken from an unsafe and dangerous home
environment be placed into care. They often have nothing, and

(39:22):
they give them a backpack. It's got lovely stuff in there.
It's got pencils, pens, a blanky, stuff that you would
take this basic but actually isn't for these kids who
have nothing.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
They're overwhelmed, they're terrified.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
They've had a lot of trauma and so just getting
that pack pack it's a really big thing in their life.
So the charity are struggling this year, a lot a
lot of small charities. They're just people aren't able to
give as generously as they have been. The cost of
living is at an all time hime, and families are struggling,
and you know, and charity does begin at home.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
But thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
The last almost two weeks now we began it last
week on Monday, it's up to just under one hundred
and ninety thousand dollars, one hundred and ninety thousand dollars.
You know, we're almost what is it, four, no, three,
twenty three hundred and twenty dollars away from one hundred ninety.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Yes, three yeah, three, twenty and twenty seven cents.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I'd love to by the end of the show tomorrow
and see if we can give them two hundred thousand dollars.
But I know it's a big ask. But anything you
can give now. If you're hearing this the first time
and you didn't hear the show last week, or you
missed us asking for donations, you can still give now,
whether it's ten dollars twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Here's the big thing you need to know.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Every dollar you give, whether it's five or ten dollars,
they convert one dollar into four dollars worth of value
for the charity in terms of what they can get
and put in the backpack. So if you're donating ten,
that's forty. If you can stretch it to twenty, that's eighty,
it's almost a backpack. So anything you can give if
you want to find out more and you do want
to donate some money, and maybe you get your kids
to donate their pocket money. We had some sixteen year

(40:50):
old who was donating his week's wages this week of
eighty eight dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Head to the.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Christian O'Connell Show dot com dot au. That's the Christian
O'Connell Show dot com dot au. And whatever you're giving,
thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
It is not fair. It is not fair to label
all Pies fans as savages or thugs or toothless weirdos.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
But it sure is fun.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I'm sorry, he's just free fun nuffies. Some just to
spent menis fans. I made a note here of worse
jobs than the world to have today. There's only one job.
It's the guy driving the bus of Pies fans for hours.
The state of the toilets, Oh my god, no, can
you imagine.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Seven imagine the banter.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
It's worse than Cormack McCarthy's the roads. It's the road
to perdition.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Not just that.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Alex kind of just stuck his head on the door
and said, imagine if they lose and you got to
do that angry fans seven hundred.

Speaker 16 (41:57):
Cakes that needs a police away away from the state.
Oh deep clear traffic report.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You know what, thought some prayers. I thought some prayers
for the drivers of those coaches right now, seven hundred
k's with Pies fans. It's almost like a reality show.
Every hour one piese fans is ejected on the bus.
What's the opposite of Love Island?

Speaker 5 (42:25):
It's that bus.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Ecosystem. It's like the Blues Brothers. It should be a
reality show. It should actually be live streams. There's no
old sport. Can't we have the Pies fans in a
coach together. It's like speed with a lower IQ has railway.
Do you know to put cameras, Yes, cameras all through

(42:49):
that bus. There should be like twenty four news coverage
like the OJ Chase. I said, too much.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Sorry, Pies fans. All right, let's play the name game at.

Speaker 14 (43:00):
Do you have a name that spilt a name, you
always need to explain well with me my name as
in game.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
They won't even get around the corner from some cross
stations to that poor driver is getting on the tannoy. Sorry,
the toilet's already flooded. Well, we haven't even started the
bus yet. All right. The name game, as in if
you have a name that's paying, we've turned it into
a game. We try and guess your name. You give

(43:36):
us that clue. If you've got a tricky name, you'd
have worked out clue by now that you have to
give to people to try and explain your name.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
You give us a clue.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
We try and take each other on trying to guess
your name. Last week, Patsy was on fire.

Speaker 17 (43:47):
Caller one, welcome my surname as in cooking, kitchen, stewing, stove, frier, fry,
Caller to welcome.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
My first name as in warm warm ye.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Call three wishes wishes.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Best, best, good, well Jeannie in the lamp Genie.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
All right, that's how it goes. Let's take some new
ones now. Caller one, welcome.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
To the show.

Speaker 14 (44:23):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
My maiden name as in street.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Meryl, mel Street, Yes, street. It's a bit of a
doozy help, but thank you. It's a good good early one.
Warm up. All right, caller one, thank you very much.
Let's get a caller two.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Good morning. Welcome to the name game. Hello, Hello, party
the Red Sea Moses.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
Yes you are.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Caller three.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
My first name as in olive.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Oil three oil.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Now a were going near olive oil, O, popeye, cold
pressed virgin.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
Oh it's probably a brand of oil.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Is Cobram?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
None of those? Another clue?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yes, yes, orange.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Orange oil, orange juice, juice, olive orange pit.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Call the matter.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Last clue?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, super.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Wow, this is hard.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Super at the time.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
What is what is it?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Grove?

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
What super Grove?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
So Grove is my first name. It's a family aim
numbers after my great uncle.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
What's the super called super Grove?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
No, just Grove is my name?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Clue You said super was a clue.

Speaker 15 (46:01):
Yeah, super was was one of the clues, Like super
Grover what super Grover?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Grover super Groover.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Character?

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Oh the glue little Blue.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
He's just Grover, he's uncled super Grover.

Speaker 15 (46:16):
Yeah, but what am I going to give you that
clue is?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah, give us if you say you got a clue,
when is it clue? Not a clue when it's super
pret we otherwise we've got other calls on just Chuck
Super and sor Shoe.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Super Super Show.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
That's right, but no, let's do it. You know what,
let's go back to the heydays of the show today
those pies coach toilets aure I did already calling now but.

Speaker 11 (46:42):
At the game coming up next Super Christian O'Connell Show,
go on podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Over one hundred, one hundred and ninety thousand dollars donated
by you guys, incredible for backpacks for Victoria.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Thank you to Matilda just donated paid from a backpack
and you Claire as well. Thank you, Kylie, Susannah, Matthew
or just in the last twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Keep this going.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Head to The Christian O'Connell's show dot com dot au.

Speaker 14 (47:15):
Do you have a name that's a pain A name
you always need to explain? Well with mana my name
as in game we.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Are the Falls.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Super Grover is apparently an auter ego of Grover. Someone
will send me a wikifan page to super Grover. I mean,
there's so much going on right now, we're live on air.
You know we even got a deep cut. So come down,
adults here, I've taken her as one of them, some

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guy having a go at me. He's the president of
the Australian Super Grover fan clubs. Grow up mates.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
It's incredible though. It's what a pleasure to be in
the presence of a diplomat like.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
And then my favorites. Upset listener of the week comes
from an upset Pies fan, Christian, What are you saying
that Collingwood fans are the only ones who do number
two's bloody hell go Pies?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Send that from the toilet.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
You know how to be funny. If there's someone set
up a roadblock because they'll have a light to the game,
imagine that, Carlton fans.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
It be the greatest Jack Gars episode ever. Alrighty, So
the last round of the name game, as in good
morning caller one, welcome, Hello, Hello, there you're live on
air with us. What's your clue? Thanks to joining the show?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
So my first name as in Amazon.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Jeff Bezos, Prime, Rainforest, no package, no one click one,
are you one? Click? No great kids name Prime, And
it's not River. You said it's gonna be Vicky on

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the line.

Speaker 10 (49:16):
Here.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
They know their name super River is it? It might
be a.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
People use it to turn off their lights switch.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Click clicker, yeah, click's lights, turn off the lights?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
The lights with a switch.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Well, we're out of time.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
It's Alexa?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Oh are you going to send your price? That's a
really smart clue, one of the best ones.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
That's how to do it, super Grover, Alexa. Great, lovely
name as well, Alexa. Love that thanks according have a
good day school?

Speaker 14 (49:59):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Is that he goes to school?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Is that something that goes to school? I just thought
it might be grown up?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
It sounded like a young I am my own business
chief executive, have a great yet's got you sound ten?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I think she had to be because she went to
say you too.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Panic, and I was like, oh no, I've upset grown up.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I'm the new owner of this radio session. Sorry for
gording you with child corner too. So much going on
right now? Good morning thing, How are you today?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
My surname is as per as a.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Tree wattle, Ash myrtle. Thanks you fan your panny.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
We can't go back, please oak Ash, but Bergie Gum branch,
no twig, I'll give you, give you another clue, as.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
The same as the base of a.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Tree, stump, root, roots, root.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
It is.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Well done, well done, well done. Let's squeeze one more
in and it's you called a three.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Welcome Hello, first name, as in, you're terrible, Marriel, go again.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Ariel, Mael, No, oh, you're terrible.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
What else could it be?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
There's nothing in Australia, there's only that.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Yeah, but you're on, Patsy. We're gonna have to ask
another clue.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
It's one letter different.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
Mariel.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, not a name, Maril, No,
it's not no no no, peck a name. Don't bend
it twisted.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Flick if mariols before.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
No, no, Mariel, you're awful.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
Is to not create any confusion. But if you said
you're terrible, I would always.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Save Uriel a name. Great clue, Mario.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Otherwise I'll put P in the front Pariol.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Actually super would have worked for this one. Like Super Mario,
that's better.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
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Speaker 2 (52:20):
Christian, imagine the chaos in that corner's house, Alexis house
when the mother yells that heard a clean hol Room.
You're right, Alexa, trying right now, Peter. That's a great point.
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I'd like to hang out with Coots, a Blights fan
on Sunday. All right, today we're looking for your late
movies because apparently it's World be on Time day.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
It's in my calendar.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Come on, what are the top five? I love a
top five on this feature. What are the top five
most use excuses for being late twenty twenty four? Flash
back to last year. You've got so many new ones
in twenty five.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
You know they'd have to be a trouble with your
train like it was.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Yes, Patsy, you're straight at the number five. Yeah, the trains, buses,
trams are running late, coream. No traffic at number one
was terrible at too, blaming their partner. Yes, I do that.
Kids having a meltdown, got stuck talking to a neighbor.
I've never used I don't know. I'm never late, but
I would never go, oh, you don't know. But Terry
for number twenty nine, you know he goes on he's

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retired and that he's not that jammy.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Knee at the moment.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
So again, all about that Maureene as well as not
too good.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
So yeah, sorry, guys.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I had an Irish neighbor. She was a hairdresser as well.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
You're so hard to get out of the drive where
you have to wait till she was out in the
front lawn and they're like, oh god.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
They love a chat.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
This is a Cats fan.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Oh my god. All right, so make a movie later
a jogger.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
It's very good lane running.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
He's jogging, you know.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Speed limit.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Yes, it's twenty so that is going to say ageous.
You know, the eighty year old virgin. It's a bit late,
very late.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Ages to get them into a bedroom as well. They
got to go up the stairs.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I hope he gets to her clothes office bending downy gold.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
God, if you stop talking about it.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Now, finding Nemo? Hmm, yeah, what about finding Nemo? Gary Bryan,
Stephen Kevin, take a while to take ages Jurassic long
term car park. You're driving around, You're no day. I'm
late because I'm trying to find an open spot.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Of course, silver miners.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Dynam that's a classic Hitchcock movie. That for murder, not
these days, DNA M for option one, you know option two? Yeah,
to report murder.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
What have you got?

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Frank and Joe running a bit late?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
That the tardy boys, The tardy boys.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Oh yeah, I'm with Alex groaning there where the comedy
is running late.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
I'll be rich.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
You've pointed over your shoulder, Alex. People don't realize, but
it's over realizing. Didn't even baumbing dumbing Someone say to
the mirror, Yeah, that was comedian.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Sorry, Blade Jogger.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
The Curious Case of Benjamin Snooze Button.

Speaker 14 (56:19):
We are.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Was better than that?

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, Bronz geez.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
The Jamaican Bob's led team of late to the Winter Olympics.
Yeah they're cool. Runnings behind?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Yeah, all right, what have you got? Text me your fall?
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Speaker 2 (56:39):
At eight oct this morning, several coaches crammed with connoro
supporters doing the drive of a seven hundred case to
add to the big game tonight. Now, a lot of people,
Saint Christian, there's been a lot of a lot of
stick to the fans there imagines at the end. To
be fair, we have actually got a reporter on the

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first bus out and we can now cross live. We've
got a microphone on the on the bus amongst all
the pies facts.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Oh god, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Drive riteen minutes? Can I just feature the dry?

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Is that a lie?

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Is it a tiger?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
This is live right now.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
God, imagine what it's like if they lose. What that's
going to be like tomorrow? Get the comedy ready, all right?
Space traffic jam sept in Seattle, My best friend's waiting,
Not Jerry McGuire, Jerry Flat Tire, God Murder on the Oriente,
stopping on stations. Silver, Hurry, Potter go throw Mama from

(57:45):
the trainer's canceled Aron. Stop but my mum will ask
you about your day Silver plus downtime Abby Silver and
not yours. Pause.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Who's the winner?

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Jay, Jerry Flatoire, Jerry Flat Tire.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
The Hell

Speaker 4 (58:00):
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