June 29, 2025 • 54 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Good morning Rio, Happy Monday, Good morning Pats Morning now Patsy.
Big weekend for you your birthday Friday? Yeah, your taught
to turn fourteen Saturday.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I'm exhausted.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Can I say they had a big shopping trip five hours?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Can you imagine seventeen.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Five hours what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Set you know, seven gigly thirteen and fourteen year olds
just let loose in the local shopping center. They had
the best time, the best time. So we were told
not to engage with the words in the car on they.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Don't you give the military with insurgents teenagers.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Do not engage. Mom and dad.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
You can leave your payment details with the lady at
the front desk and just come and pick me up.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Should you put your credit card down and then leave?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I gave her our credit card.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's even be financially ruined.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Five hours hammering that they had the best time.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
What were they doing going to all the shops?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Clothes Mecca.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
There was about an hour spent just in micr apparently
as you could imagine just this, that and the next.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
My daughters just love that place.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
It's like a new toy shops, so bright.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I can feel my testosterone defeating that brightness in there.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's just too it's too bright in there.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
There's no shady areas now, dark little nooks or cranny.
There's no where to hide there. You're exposed. Plus they've
got the most about staff. Yeah yeah, but there's someone everywhere. Yeah,
you turn a corner trying to dodge one.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That was that pack man?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Someone do not engage?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, what's that sort of thing to smear something on you?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
The plate?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, like a foundation.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So it will sprit you with something you've got.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Like a toolboat, a belt, don't they wear like an apron?
And they've got brushes and like a trade e a
makeup trade.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You know what, You're right.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They run the same efficiency as Bunnings. Bunnings has an
abundance of very well trained staffs. The same thing, isn't
it two different market sectors to cater for. But the
Bunnings and Hecha employ the most amount of people per
square foot.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
But how refreshing is it?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
These days to go into a shop and be able
to get customer service. This is why they do.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So I'm not down with that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't want to speak to anyone with the first
I hate that cheerful today.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
The worst one is what have you got on today?
What do you care? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Exactly what?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Actually I'm getting a terminal diagnosis.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Oh then you want to try.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Office. So there is some good news. I love it.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I think it's great.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I've just been told I'm going to die.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, so let's just respond appropriate and dim the flipping
lights in here.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So what are you and your husband? Krystal? Where I be? Love? God, dude.
Whilst that was going on, well, I was sort.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Of taken back because I thought, what am I going
to do with the next Like I haven't had that
chunk of time you'll be able to relate to this
in so long, like you don't know what to do
with yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It's like I get quite anxious. Actually, I'm like the thing,
So could you kind of get paraloised by choice?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You do? You've got to use this time. I don't
often get this window. That's it a very small watch something.
So I got this cinema.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, what if the movie's not great, have a last
time if I don't like the person or they want
to speak to me.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Well, we were going to go and see Karate Kid,
and I thought, no, you know what, I want to
do something just totally indulgent. So I went and had
a massage, which was fantastic.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
How sad is this?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
We should have done something together and taken advantage of
it as a date occasion. And Chris said, do you
mind if I just, oh, I just you know, it's
been ages since I could just you know, just like
go and have a parma in a pot.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
And I said, off, you go.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
If you go to Daddy's crash, we.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Will do our lies.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's a dad spa.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
So that's what we did. We didn't do anything so.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Happy sport on the TV. When I wore the Sports
Big TV something.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Matter, you know, he will love to go.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
And I said to him, but you haven't liked don't
you want to like have a mate or something? And
he said no, you know, I love talking to strangers.
I love sparking up conversations and talking to people.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know that guy, That guy's always propped up
the bar. His body language is pointing at you way
too open.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You're like always like trying to look.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Go.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
How's he goings? Your week.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Is in his element?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Friend search as I call them. They're scanning.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
They've always got advice about the fruit machine or what's
on the go, what's on the blink or whatever?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Games on? Like give them much of a chance to you.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
He's that guy and so were you there for five hours?
He was in the pub. You're at the spa.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, christ is in there for five hours.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, he'd had a good day at a part of
my ass. He had a great day.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Bloody how he was fine. You were lucky to get
him out of there. It's a crazy amouse.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
He was fine.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Until the trailer at the weekend for Happy Gilmore two
comes out in the color of weeks time on Netflix.
I cannot cannot wait. I was watching it with my
eighteen year old daughter. I've not seen the original. This
is Saturday night and we're trying to work out what
could we watch a movie for me and my wife
and our eighteen year old daughter's back home for a
couple of weeks now, so let's watch your original. She goes,
you think mum would like it? Is it not a
(06:12):
bit silly? I went, it is a bit silly. I
can't watch it. We'd have to watch it another time.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It just does.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So we watched The Wedding Singer again. Ah, that got
double thumbs up. That is still a great comedy.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
True.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Barrymore and Adam Sandler made so many great movies together,
really great chemistry. Wedding Singer is still really really good.
Before that, I got told off by my daughter. She's
doing gender studies at university, and we were like streaming
through shows and I went.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Hey, just while, well, well I do dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Do you want to watch your documentary about the Danna's
Chileaders And she went all right, because my girl.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I want to watch it as well.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Patsy loves it exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I mean it's hot and ten.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Sometimes when your daughters are like their in gender studies,
I'm constantly.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
The problem, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Whatever they're talking about, it goes quiet and they look
at me and I know, is it my fault again?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Typical man that all.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Spokes always go back to me, And so I really
I meant it well, like it's a very.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Popular show on Netflix.
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Yes, yes, winning singer, my own safe ground.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I don't know if I'm going to get canceled.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It's so scary these days. All right, sir, let's do
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Speaker 4 (08:05):
I was too busy with the fourteen year old this weekend.
Worry about the oil you.
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Speaker 6 (10:15):
Like spicy?
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Yeah? Really spicy? Oh god, yeah yeah. My two daughters
it was. It was too much for them.
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I had to actually add yogurt and sour cream and
mix it in and then it goes a real it
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I like spicy food, but even for me it was
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(11:44):
this is fine. And then and so I cooked it
on and I put the slow cooker for about four hours.
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it was sis, it was just like spicy spice. Volcano
in volcano in volcanic in. I tasted someone that'sout it.
You know, when it's like five six seconds later, you go.
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The little the little jar of kind even said all
over it caution hot as.
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If any any of us thought this is a replacement
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Speaker 10 (12:57):
Happy Monday everyone.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Happy Monday, James. And he had a good weekend.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
Yeah, not bad. It was a board game night at
my place on Saturday.
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Okay. And what did you play? Can't ah? Yeah? And
are you playing there with mates or the family?
Speaker 10 (13:10):
A bit of both actually, so my mum gets involved
with me and my mates.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh wow, what a cool mum you've got.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Yeah, she's not bad. She's bringing to her youth all right.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
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Oh, there's two things, but the main one that I
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Do you know the ice cream maker?
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Ninja is a motorbike, Larry.
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How must you spend a month on Ben and Jerry's.
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About one hundred bucks.
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Know of this.
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Heard of them. I haven't seen them, but definitely got
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But thanks for the all right now, listen, James, this
is an easy question. It's been all over the papers
in the last week, and then it's been everywhere this weekend.
Jeff Bezos, the been in a tax Dodgert give his
full title, got married over the week, bless him. Where
in the world did he get married?
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He got married?
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Oh that's the easy well, I could basically take today off.
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Speaker 1 (14:32):
Much, thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
Have you plated birthday for Friday?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh? Thank you, James. Well done.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Patsy. Yeah, I'm guessing that you are all over the Bezis.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Oh my god. I couldn't get enough of it.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Photos, photos, photo, I need to talk to someone about it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I need to vent my spleen. Let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Next The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Patsy.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm surprised you're here. I just presume you'd be at
the Bezos wedding. Wound my family up for ten minutes Friday.
I said that Patsy's our big weekend. It's her birthday.
And Chaine, she's going straight from the show to the
to the airport. She's off to Bazeos this wedding. And
see my wife, who's a smart woman, she goes bloody. Yeah,
(15:15):
she must be so excited. And I went here, no,
but she played it pretty corporated, pretty low, which is
when it started to become a bit shaky. But yeah,
I convinced it. Ten minutes that you were there reporting.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
On the show.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Gosh, I wish I was imagine that Who's Who Hollywood
was there.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I could think anywhere anywhere worse to be this weekend.
Oh no, you've got soone.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It pays no taxes, and we're meant to be excited
for this eighty million dollar wedding. Keep it to yourself,
don't rub our noses in it. They waving out every
shot of that bordered in mumbley, and that Simese cat
look alike of her wife is basically her face. She's
had so much work done you can't see the human.
She looks like it's a sock stretch over a lamp shade. Waving,
(15:57):
waving who I kept waiting getting the camera shot?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Who is waving back at them? I was waving like this.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Honestly, I couldn't work out why we the world are
meant to be excited by. I mean, if I didn't
pay my taxes, I'd have lots of lavish parties.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
He was insane, wasn't it days eighty million?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
It's actually disgusted it is eighty million.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, and you've got anyone else because actually the kind
doesn't pay up for taxes and you've got a cost
of living crisis in the country and around the world.
People are struggle to pay their groceries. So we're meant
to say, good on your Jeffrey, Good on your Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
We're paying taxes.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But don't you worry about that, you know, when everybody
else is prosecuted for it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
He says on that that literally three days of non
stop partying and cares though, like I care, you should
all care.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
How many people does he employ worldwide?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Not that many.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
He is developing bots that are just going to drop
whatever we order on Amazon on our heads into the gardens.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
And what would you even get? Him say, you do
get the invite, you get lucky, and then what what
what are you supposed to get the richest man in
the world for a wedding present?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You're right, You're right.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Actually, yeah, well you can't order anything on Amazon to
all those So did you enjoy were you across at all?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Pertically?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
I just love the fashion.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I love seeing people dressed up, you know, it's like
just this sort of living through their Like Oprah looked amazing.
I think Oprah is incredible, but the dress don't Jacobar
a dress was just absolutely stunning, And I love how
everyone had to jump online and criticize it. Everyone had
an opinion, but I thought it was absolutely stunning, just beautiful.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So I'm just interested. What did you think rio there?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
I mean, I didn't watch any of I find the
whole spectacle quiet grotesque.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, that's the wife and I both so at the
same time as well.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Bizari real, which the word grotesque.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
And he's not an interesting celebrity.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
It's not like someone I don't know, like a I
can't even think of any of the top of my head.
I don't really care about celebrity weddings, but especially at
some giant tech nerd who you would never want to
party with anyway. I saw he had a foam party.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yes, it's the same with a lot of those tech bros,
isn't it. In or musks, they're very very smart people. Yeah,
Jeff Bezos is very very really successful businessman obviously, and
in a musk is obviously a smart guy. But deep
down inside when you see them, you know, deep inside
inside they're nerds.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yes, they are.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Buying every single one of those so called friends.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's abats you on a busy weekend, your birthday Friday,
all it turning fourteen on Saturday, and then wasn't it
her big sort of dance show.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Yeah, so they do like a concert every six months
and that was just happened to be this weekend. So
they do, you know, like a showcase of what they've
been doing, massive performance, two hour long thing.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So what was the show? What did they do? Two hours?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Two hours?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yes, yes, a lot less than.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Classes all across Melbourne. So she performed twice and then
they do this big, lovely, big finale number. It was
at the National Theater in sin Kilda, which is beautiful
old theater. Yeah, it is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, and
they all the kids get on the stage and do
this final massive number that honestly they put you know,
(19:16):
practice for and rehearse for months and months and months beforehand.
Only it would have been good if I could have
seen it.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You don't got those parents who start stand up, start
filming it with a giant iPad and stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
It was a Karen who insisted.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
No one else, no one else in the auditorium had
stood up, like you don't.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Stand up, Oh that's really rude.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Until yeah, well I couldn't see it.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Now that's horrible because you couldn't see it. You're blocking
their view.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
You couldn't see it. And I was like, I thought,
do I care?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
What do I do something?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
What do I do?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
And then Chris kind of Chris could read the play
and he just put his hand on my leg and
gave me a little pat as as much to say,
settle down, girl, just just sit down, because I really wanted.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
To take a gun singer being told just to rehold.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
But I just think, is it since COVID where we've
lost some.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Of our social etiquette? Where what did you think that
others were doing?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
But it's awful, perhaps, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Because you're like there's a whole auditorium, every single one
that wants to see their kids, you know, shining up there,
and you stand up.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The rest of them can't see behind. Did anyone say anything?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
No, No, they didn't.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Different.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
You know what if everyone else was up, or even
just a dozen people, it would have been fine, you know,
like good on you get in the spirit all that,
but hey, you're.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Very well restrained. My wife or even I would have
said something.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
No, well I nearly did. And you know, as we're
walking out, I said to Chris.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Chris said, I'm getting the car part go and key
the car one is cane.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It said, I don't believe that you were were composed.
I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
And I said, well, I didn't want to say something
because how would have that looked. It's like, I'll look
at Patsy, she's going off again, she's telling.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Again in front of us.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Again, but he's doing a show stuff and then you're
just you're doing a Tom Lynch.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Swinging my handbag around. But then I also there's a part.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Of me that regrets not saying I'm like, that's it
burns for days.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Ye see it.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You lie there at turn in the morning. And then
I could have said.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
You know, and I could have I could have nicely
said it. I could have just tapped her on the
elbow and say, would you mind sitting down? Because I
actually can't see.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
And you don't know if you would have been in
that moment, would you mind sitting down to sleep?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
But I seriously could not see a thing, couldn't see
from the left of.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
The stage to the right, So I don't know what
she did. You could have stood on her head I
don't they.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Tell me this, tell me this, right, this is what
my wife would have been like, seething and rightly so okay,
so much so that on the drive home, we're really
not talking about the most important thing, right, It's always
talk about all feeling in the cart is the anger, Karen.
Nothing about six months always been rehearsing, but the show
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stopper on all those kids and all the support team
around them together, it's just about that, Karen.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
How did you like it, mum? Well, it would have
been good.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Out of my scene and then the conversation dies down,
something else gets spoken about, and then there's I'm sorry,
I just.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
For a long drive back over the West Gate.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
It was Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Before we go to carry on the show producer Kalyn,
how did your special day Saturday go? You were out
with your mum wedding dress shopping? Did you find your dress?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I found my dresses.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
It's not what I expected, but I absolutely love it.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Well, I was going for a.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
Short dress yep, turns out I am wearing a long.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Dress, going traditional. Yeah, yes, felt good.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
In its stunning like, absolutely loved it and I didn't
expect it because I thought, oh no, you know, what
we're going after is a party vibe yep, but still
very sleek and beautiful and party esque.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
So I'm very very happity.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I love that word. I don't care if it doesn't exist.
It does from now. Party esque is great. And I
love the fact that on your invites everyone has to
pick a song.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So we wanted to make sure that
everyone has a song that's playing to get them on
the dance.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I've never filled out such a questionnaire before. I can
actually r s VP a wedding. I was just like,
what's this quiz? And it was Sunday night, so it
was a little bit of a grumpy mood. I was like,
I'm just coming. I just want to say yes, And
then there was all these questions. I'm afraid that I
trying to leave it blank, and it went you can't
move on, you can't come unless you pick a song.
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So I just answered vibes, what will get you on
the dance floor?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Vibes, I'm surprised you love making plays.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Got time for the quiz, attending that he had a
sliding toggle thing.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It is all very modern.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Yes, so he didn't evite. You know, we wanted to
be green and super cheap, and it's just like a wed.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
You've got your own website. It's better than the one
we have for the show. I ain't say much. We've
still got that web counter up there. Nine and two visitors.
Can you remember those? Yes, Oh my god, this is
a popular one. Other people have looked at this.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
So we went to three different shops. So it was
from nine am till five pm.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
My god, that's a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
It was very busy.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And how was it between you and mum, because there's
a lot of changed on those days, a lot of emotions.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
No, it was actually really really good.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
So I had my mum and my mother in law
there because my mother in law knows what my partner's wearing.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Us from someone from the enemy camp.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yes, so yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
But the first the first dress I tried on, I
got stuck in it for fifteen minutes and they had
to cut me out.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Oh my god, there's some emparisish.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Those are expensive dresses.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
Two women had to get these like flyers and came
me out fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It was like a fire holds only got your mother
in law, we're looking at it, probably tasting a daughter
going are you sure about stuck in the first.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
So they like put it on me and like got
two of them to try and get up the side
like the zip, and then we got it up.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
This is like the Cinderetta story with a shoe, isn't it.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
I was like perfect, and I like turned around and
obviously let my gut out and it just went.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Whole scene split from.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Like where the topic as it was to the bottom
and poor thing to cut it from.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh god, Kaylen And did other people see this?
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Oh yeah, there was another woman in there that was
oh darling and.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:57):
So it didn't start well, but it ended perfectly. I
found my dress at the last shop that we went to.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
World It's incredible.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Do you know what, if anyone else has been stuck
in clothing, please give us a call today. You know,
we've we've talked about being stuck and just the other
week on the show, but not stuck in clothing, stuck
in a wedding dress.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
It was horrible.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Cut out the first one and they're like, oh god,
the first one of the day.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
You must have thought, oh no, it has to get better.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
And my mom and that were like, we'll just go
and get a coffee and come back.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, you can't have witnesses seeing all that. They don't
want to see you like that. You don't want to
see them like that. That's awful, all right? Anyone ever
been stuck in clothing?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Christian o'connells show, go on podcast Your.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Next Half for an hour them up until eight.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
We're looking for your mom saying mummaisms Diane's got because
the classic because they said so my mom still says
to me, we'll say something and our challenges should go.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
But I'm your mom and.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I'm like, yeah, you can't hang on so that that
doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Now you can play that card.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
But I'm your mom, but I'm fifty two. And the
other solo, well, but i'm your mom.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Where we're going to go with this?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
They might.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Have got them real.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Marian eat it or go without? Lois has got I'm
not telling you again, sans got maybe turn this car
around me, turn this car around. It's a Hall of
Famer that's on Go Islandria.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
What have you got? Classic mum sayings my mom?
Speaker 7 (27:30):
I don't know if this was an Allison the original
I've never heard it, but when we got home from school,
we'd sit around the dinner table and she'd say, all right,
who was naughty?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Who was nice? And who have I got a bash?
Speaker 7 (27:44):
So I guess she was asking, you know, who is
nice to you? If anyone was naughty, she was going
to go down there and sort.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Of, that's great. What about yours, Patsy, You've got legend?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Mum?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Mom's funny. She would say, do you know your bees wax? Well,
why don't you mind it? So if your bees say
that to.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Yeh, yeh?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
What was it about bees? In a lot of mum
sayings about bees waks?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
What's it got to do with not minding your own business?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Mind your own bees wax?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
And the other thing?
Speaker 5 (28:09):
If you had like a snooty sort of impression on
your face, she'd say, careful the window change and you'll
be stuck that way.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Do you remember?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Also, I guess a derivative of mind you and bees works.
That guy there thinks he's the bee's knees. Oh yes,
I think they must have amazing knees.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That was in traffic, and I was just like, what
was so amazing about I didn't know where the thought
came from.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
But I'm like, I must google that when I get back,
or asked chat ept about the legendary status?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Is it well deserved of bees? Don't even have them
need to know?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
I reckon?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
But do you remember that phrase?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Kinane? What about your mom?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
My?
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Mama would always, forever and ever say God got ya.
So if you did something that was like a big
naughty and then karma hit you, she'd be like, yeah,
God got ya?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Is evengeul God? Then is he? It's like your week.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
That teacher? Don't do it again. So she always would
do that.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
That sounds like an action movie. I would actually see
God gotcha, God on you.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
That would be the AUSSI version.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
And she was very, very lax.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
So my mom was first a nurse before she became
a teacher, and so the thing that she would always
say to us is you'll live.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, my mom, you're right one time.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What would it take for it to not be said
that even if I went in like bleeding outs, let's
get some tcpins and vicks on that.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I once stood on a rusty nail.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
And I went through my foot.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh my oh, my brother carried me up the stairs.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I'm sorry, yeah again, the rusty nail, that the blood
feed off your own microphone.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I thought you're doing like a remix step.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
My brother carried me up the stairs and I was
screaming and she's it's like, it's fine, you leave, and
I got into this dead old bath. I did leave
was update.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, do you want to get that phone? Amateur out there?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
These are the show produces with their phones not on silent.
Come on team all right then mummisms? What have you got?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Text me Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
We're looking for your mum sayings today.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
That's a common thread between most of these turns out.
Mum sayings. Classic mum sayings normally involve the threat of
impending physical acts of violence. Yeah you cannot.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Say today, and nor should you been able to say
back then. I just wonders how you wouldn't even go, hey,
that's awful. You were just going fair enough.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Actually, that reminds me if we couldn't find something, my
mum would go.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Did you have a boy? Look? And if I can
find it, I get to Belcher.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yes, yeah, it's now like wait what but all of
us like, yeah, that's how it was.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
That's a good deal.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, Christian.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
My mom used to say, I'll kick your bum to
your back, teeth, rattle.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
W ws wrestlers something, yeah, cushion.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
My classic mum saying is this is why we can't
have nice things. Yeah, someone got staying spell well, so
we can't have nice things. Yes. If you ask my mum,
if she knew were something, she would say, is my
face red?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well, it's not up my bumder.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
And if you did a terrible job cleaning up, she
would go blind Freddy could do a better job.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
We never knew blind Freddy was poor. Old blind Freddy
did he live in squalor? Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
If we hurt ourselves doing something, my mom would say, well,
that's what the fairies did to you, as if it
was someone say, of acts of punishment or.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
This is bush week? Getting that a lot? And this
classic two. If you don't stop crying, I'll give you
some of the crime out. That's one that's sinister, isn't it. Yes,
that's just awful thing to say. You know, you would
think almost like parents back in the day didn't like children.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Their own or others. If it's not one of you,
it's the other one about me? And my brother Christian.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Another one of my mum's classics was if we cut
herself and we were bleeding, she would always go, well,
it's a long way from your heart.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
So it's fine. Christian.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
My mum regular used to warn us not to sit
on cold concrete or we'd get hemorrhoids. That's Shane in Sydney.
I don't do we find out rio about the bee's niece.
The classic mumm is them, Oh, that guy thinks he's
the bee's kniees.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What was so great about bee's niece?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Well, apparently bees store their best pollen in a sack
near their.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Knee, strutting around like you've got the best in your knees.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Still fun and games till someone gets hut. Yes, the
other woman, you have someone's eye out with that Christian. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I want to know A spell a word? My mom
would say, go and look it up in the dictionary.
Problem was I didn't know how to spell it, so
I wouldn't know how to.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Look it up in the bloody of dictionary. A water
tight lodgic.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
There, Chris morning seem My mom would say, come over
here so I can hit you. My mom used to
say that as well, Yeah too tired?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Long, well, come here so I can hit you.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's a lazy psycho, the classic waits your father gets
oh yes again, the threat of him pending fine. When
I would ask my mom what's for dinner, she would
always say ship with sugar.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
My aunt used to say that kidding, I've never heard.
She was sick. If the kids asking, so she'd say, poop.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
With sugar and thank you for editing that.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Christian my my mom used to say, I put you
on this earth, I'll take you off it. My mom
used to do this as well. My mum hungry, then
have a piece of fruit. You're always used to have
a piece of fruit. Keep this going. These are great.
We're looking for your mum isms.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Text them in Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Christian Women is behaving. My mom would say, I'm not
you into next week. I mean, if that was from
one UFC fighter to another one context your mom, I'm
not cue into next week, so I'll be in a
come I'm conscious.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
What are we saying here? Mom?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
LJS? Mom must have been fearsome. All right, so let's
get into your mum isms now, all right? My mom
would say don't be the village idiot. Constant warning from
mom and dad. That one about being the village idiot.
My mom always just say yeah or laughed. Always ents
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in tears. Yea, Christia, my my mum was a single moment.
If I was already naughty or winding up, she would
She would always say, if you don't, ring the school
and ask her if they're spank me.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Spank you.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Outsourcing it to the school.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Good morning Christian.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
My moms to say, if you don't, if you don't
sleep with your windows open, you'll wake up dead.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
If we didn't finish our food, it was always.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Do you know there's a starving boy in Africa? Yeah?
If you couldn't find anything, my mom used to get
used to yell, go look with your eyes.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Why a mom so good at finding stuff?
Speaker 4 (36:04):
It's just like this superhuman ability that happens when you
have a baby.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Where most people say damn when something went wrong, My
mum would yell hell's bells and buckets of stinking blood?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Why Christian?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Why I still don't know Kathy Christian Along the lines
of Pooh and sugar for dinner. My mom, I'm used
to say when we said, what's for dinner? Pill and
a stick dipped and sugar and deep fried? Sore is
caramelized to answer, doesn't it? My mom's threat was, how
about slapping the belly with a wet fish?
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Why a wet fish?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Such a never? I never heard that one.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Yeah, I've got that one.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Christian I was whenever I said to him, what's for dinner?
She just goes shit on toast for bad news.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
We'd run out of bread.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
That's actually really funny. I might try that with my
eighteen year old tonight, I reckon. She'd call a houpbline
or something, and what are you doing for tonight?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Shell on toast?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
But we've run out of bread right now to a
help mine. My mom wouldn't ask her if I was hurt,
and then if I said I'd fallen over, she said.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Well you must have been doing something wrong. Yes, you're
always to blame.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Victim blaming wasn't any back in.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
The day, Christian, when me and my brother would laugh
and muck around at night, she would just yell up,
it won't be this in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Morning Christian. If we asked our mum to carry anything
of Ah, she'd say, I might be an ass, but
I'm not a donkey.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
That is good, it's good.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
These are so good. Thank you very much for all
your mum's saying. So it's just coming up for ten
minutes past day. Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. Every Monday
we play back all your misheard lyrics. It's just another
misheard Monday, Christian o'connall's mishard lyrics. All right, when if
you mishear them, you email. We played them back on
a Monday when we play the back. If we hear
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the miss here, you'll hear this if we don't hear it.
And for the really great ones, come on into the
Hall of Fame Hall of Fame. Last week Nidan had
a Hall of Famer Stevin Nick's Edge of seventeen.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
But the Mormon.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
All right, let's seef there's any Hall of famers there today.
At first we have Mandy Christian you were talking about
yeah nah on the show recently. I heard one over
the weekend Rhianna by Fleetwood Mac original line Rhianna.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Or is it yeah nah?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Oh my god, Please keep this going for the rest
of this year and beyond any yet nas insults. That's great, Mandy,
beautiful one, perfect Mandy.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Come on him.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Janine's got Jason Moras. You remember me, a huge one,
Jason Morass. I'm yours. I won't hesitate no more so.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No more.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
And you know me of he was the other guy
that was massive for years and years and years and
years years.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Jack Johnson.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
He's Jack Johnson with a fedora.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yes, that's anyway. Where will we?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yes, I'm yours Jason Moras. Uh what or is he saying?
I won't have sarte no more? Just love the I
love the peanut sauce. That is that is Christmas anything? No,
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you're missing out, it's missing out. Great one, Jeanine, thank
you very much. Matt's got this one. D MAT's been
listened to. What makes you beautiful? You're insecure? Don't know
what for?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
You're insecure?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Don't know what? Or is it urines the cure? Don't
know what for? You're in secure? Is that your secure?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yes, yes, you gotta be done in a German accent.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
You're in secure?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yes, Matt, very good.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Sanjeev has got this be my lover LaBouche or are
they fans of a beef pie beef pie lover. I'm
hearing a show wanted to beef ish No.
Speaker 8 (40:59):
Not.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Just since's got dancing in the moonlight by top Loader
dancing in the moonlight or is it dancing in the mula?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yes? Is there.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
One under center? And this is a final one here
from Trent Christian a few weeks ago. You're asking for
miss hurds with random people's names in it. I have
one from Montel Jordan. This is how we do it,
so I forever think of step brothers, the boatbed's collapse.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
This is how we do it.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Or is Montel Jordan shouting out how we do it?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
This is how we do it.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Ah, yeah, this is how we do it.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
First name, how his surname do it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yes, yes, Trent the first one, Hall two, Hall of famous.
Thank you very very much as always, Yeah, email me
whenever you misheard them. Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au, the.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
My time wents to come up in fifteen minutes time.
My wife and I went out for dinner over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
There needs to be some kind of law now about
just clearly let me know, is that.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
The male or the female toilets. I'm drinking.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't need to start to work out the ancient
sign here or the hieroglyphics went to this place having
a lovely male. My wife came back. She said, you know,
I almost wanted to look. Be careful when you go
to the bathroom. And I thought she's getting on a bit,
a couple of years older than me, she's had a couple.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Of drinking poops. And then half an hour later I
was like.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
What This place had two frying pans, genuinely two frying
pans with faces that they put together, and they looked
the same. And I was frozen because I don't want
to here in the wrong room.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
It's a bad look.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
You really can't be peering, you can't appearing, and you
can't be peering.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I've been told about that before.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
So again I waited, and another adult, a lady, came
and I said, which one of you were going? She
was like, I think my And then I gradually opened mind.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
And peered in and share saw the reassuring trough. I've
never never been reassured.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
By the smell at the sight of that tropical Let
me know you've made it home.
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When they have the chromosome ones like you know, I
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last week on the show, we were trying to build
the classic kind of eighties and nineties playground and just
went on for about two or three days. Were so
many things that you were saying, it has to be
in there. We're now moving on to the school. We
want to build a classic eighties and nineties school, perhaps
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with what has to.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Go in Well, we had You won't believe this, but
we had an incinerator at our school. But not only
did we have an incinerator, we had an incinerator monitor
or two kids. I'm not talking high school either, I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
At primary school. This incinerator was a.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Rusted old kids under the age of eleven, absolutely in
charge of our furnace.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Absolutely what a country.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
It would burn all winter, not in the summer obviously,
but all winter, and.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
There would be two kids. It was the most coveted.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
It was two kids, just two personal jobs.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Seriously, this will be property, well not mad, but young
children will burn it.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
So Patty, forgive my ignorance. What goes in the incinerator?
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
We had an incinerator as well.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
No, no, no, they used to you know everything stuff
that plastic tires.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
No, really bad. It was there's that massive hole in
the school.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
Single handedly, but there'd be two kids that would be
nominated most coveted position in the play.
Speaker 6 (46:40):
How do you get the gig of when you take turns?
Speaker 5 (46:43):
You'd have to take turns, but the teacher, the principal
would give you a box of matches and so he'd
be taking class totally different times, and it would be
the monitor's job once once.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
A day through the school, like not with an adult.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
There monitoring That thing was going constantly. Obviously in the
UK you have already long cold winters. So the way
that they would eat the school that was just burning everything.
I remember like once a month and would say listen,
if your parents only get rid of anything, tell them
to drop it off tomorrow. So like arm chair, did
you see the care taken? Like your pee teacher lugging
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and I'm not like a sofa. And then I saw
that two teachers sawing a sofa up once in the
three Bits, chucking it into.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
His beach different time.
Speaker 7 (47:28):
But what about quality it was.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
That's a fair question that was not asked back in
the eighties.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
But it would be their responsibility to make sure that
the fire didn't go out, so you'd see it, see them,
they're you know, stoking it through the Oh.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
It was fire god.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Everyone had to worship the incinerator, even the phrase incinerator.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
But where it was as well, it wasn't like tucked.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Away ours opened onto the plateau.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Was right next to the sand piece.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, it would open up and everyone would go, you
see that fire behind a metallic grill is a fire god.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
And everything went in there and all were just stand
around and watch it.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
I even think a couple of bad kids went in
there sometimes as well.
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You know this, kids, You're like, whatever happened to Dave?
Speaker 7 (48:21):
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Speaker 2 (48:24):
Them a the sizes thing Patsy was huge, wasn't it. Yeah,
it was giant metallic.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Doors, dumpster.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
It is huge.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It was like so it was people's start to constantly
feed the fire. God.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, we didn't help from your mums and dads anything.
Any car they're getting rid of the car. We're trying
to saw the car in home. Please, they swear, I'm
not making you up. Once a bed got dropped off,
and again teachers sowed it into like three pieces and
fed it to the incinerator.
Speaker 6 (48:56):
Did teachers have better things to do than soaring?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Same?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Never thought about that too, busy worrying about bees' knees?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Were you all right? Ninees are up?
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more thing that was in every single school. There's actually
a method of a correction and punishment was the classic
chalk duster. Oh well, I remember if you were If
you were bad, we were made to stand on a chair.
And mister Wilson, who I actually think hated children. He
(49:29):
was in the war and clearly was suffering from some
kind of particle sta partiment, was still out in you
like the Turbans.
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He wouldn't make a stand on a chair right, and
he would throw a wooden duster at you.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
If you flinched, you'd have to stay up there until
you didn't flinch, and he hit you with a wooden
chalk duster.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Crazy, so crazy.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
This was a Catholic primary school that makes herself in
the eyes of God. This fell into the incinerator. I
take that dust to mister Wilson.
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Then we're asking you to help us build an eighties
and nineties school. Patsy said, we've got to have the
incinerator in there. I'm saying, the classic chalk duster and
the classic chalkboard. You don't have a chalkboard anymore, Ria,
wows do you think has to go in there?
Speaker 7 (53:49):
When they wheel out those overhead projectors, they turn all
the blinds down, and they had these like I don't know,
plastic laminate slides that were impossible to make out what
it was. I had like one wattage.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
And then the hours of fun as well when you
used to make rabbit signs as well on the on
the lighting a noisy that thing was, Yes, yeah, big
bulky schools of eighties and nineties. A lot of things
on wheels and legs, TVs as well, built in for
a special assembly. So we're building an eighties and ninety school.
Email me what needs to go in. Christian at christiano'connell
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Big weekend for you your birthday Friday? Yeah, your taught
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There was about an hour spent just in micr apparently
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My daughters just love that place.
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It's just too it's too bright in there.
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That was that pack man?
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Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
So it was five hundred grams of mints. Okay, So
I put in a teaspoon.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
That's I would probably do half of that because cayenne
is nucleis so hard.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Right when I thought, I was like raining it in
because the recipe warned me. It said, hey, if you
just want a mile buzz, it's a teaspoon. I was thinking, well,
I'm not a kind of guy like some mile buzz.
I was going to put a tablespoon just to see
what what's that like, what happens to your body? But
thank god, only put a teaspoon in. Yeah, yeah, And
it was one of those you know where you go, oh, no, no,
(11:44):
this is fine. And then and so I cooked it
on and I put the slow cooker for about four hours.
It was like simmering, swimming and swimming. But obviously when
it was sis, it was just like spicy spice. Volcano
in volcano in volcanic in. I tasted someone that'sout it.
You know, when it's like five six seconds later, you go.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
No, yes, and your body just immediately.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Actually like sweating and water doesn't help. So I was
going to no, no, no, you bi. Yes, nice, Yeah,
I didn't realize handle a caution It even said I
went to super market to get all the ingredients yesterday.
The little the little jar of kind even said all
over it caution hot as.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
If any any of us thought this is a replacement
for salt or some of that. Yeah, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
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Speaker 6 (12:40):
Will you be for Trinah Jones albocb you okay?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You versus the News to try and win someone two
thousand dollars right now? Or Tha's the seven Years Melbourne
Live every night at six on seven and seven plus
playing this morning James, Good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
Happy Monday everyone.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Happy Monday, James. And he had a good weekend.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
Yeah, not bad. It was a board game night at
my place on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Okay. And what did you play? Can't ah? Yeah? And
are you playing there with mates or the family?
Speaker 10 (13:10):
A bit of both actually, so my mum gets involved
with me and my mates.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh wow, what a cool mum you've got.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Yeah, she's not bad. She's bringing to her youth all right.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Okay, and what are you trying to win the money for?
What does two thousand dollars mean for? You, James.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
Oh, there's two things, but the main one that I
really want is I want to buy a Ninja Creamy.
Do you know the ice cream maker?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
They're brilliant.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Ninja is a motorbike, Larry.
Speaker 10 (13:34):
So this is kind of more of a gift to
myself to help you save.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
How must you spend a month on Ben and Jerry's.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
About one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Let's try and win you this ice ice cream making machine,
then the Ninja creamy and perhaps you.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Know of this.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Yeah, oh, we've got the slushy. We've got the slushy
maker at Costco. They're fantastic, James, I've.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
Heard of them. I haven't seen them, but definitely got
my eyes on the creamy from the moment.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
But thanks for the all right now, listen, James, this
is an easy question. It's been all over the papers
in the last week, and then it's been everywhere this weekend.
Jeff Bezos, the been in a tax Dodgert give his
full title, got married over the week, bless him. Where
in the world did he get married?
Speaker 10 (14:17):
He got married?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, two thousand dollars is yours.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Oh that's the easy well, I could basically take today off.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Easy is way to pick up two thousand dollars on
a squiz this week. James, congratulations, thank you very.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Much, thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
Have you plated birthday for Friday?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh? Thank you, James. Well done.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Patsy. Yeah, I'm guessing that you are all over the Bezis.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Oh my god. I couldn't get enough of it.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Photos, photos, photo, I need to talk to someone about it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I need to vent my spleen. Let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Next The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Patsy.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm surprised you're here. I just presume you'd be at
the Bezos wedding. Wound my family up for ten minutes Friday.
I said that Patsy's our big weekend. It's her birthday.
And Chaine, she's going straight from the show to the
to the airport. She's off to Bazeos this wedding. And
see my wife, who's a smart woman, she goes bloody. Yeah,
(15:15):
she must be so excited. And I went here, no,
but she played it pretty corporated, pretty low, which is
when it started to become a bit shaky. But yeah,
I convinced it. Ten minutes that you were there reporting.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
On the show.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Gosh, I wish I was imagine that Who's Who Hollywood
was there.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I could think anywhere anywhere worse to be this weekend.
Oh no, you've got soone.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It pays no taxes, and we're meant to be excited
for this eighty million dollar wedding. Keep it to yourself,
don't rub our noses in it. They waving out every
shot of that bordered in mumbley, and that Simese cat
look alike of her wife is basically her face. She's
had so much work done you can't see the human.
She looks like it's a sock stretch over a lamp shade. Waving,
(15:57):
waving who I kept waiting getting the camera shot?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Who is waving back at them? I was waving like this.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Honestly, I couldn't work out why we the world are
meant to be excited by. I mean, if I didn't
pay my taxes, I'd have lots of lavish parties.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
He was insane, wasn't it days eighty million?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
It's actually disgusted it is eighty million.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, and you've got anyone else because actually the kind
doesn't pay up for taxes and you've got a cost
of living crisis in the country and around the world.
People are struggle to pay their groceries. So we're meant
to say, good on your Jeffrey, Good on your Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
We're paying taxes.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But don't you worry about that, you know, when everybody
else is prosecuted for it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
He says on that that literally three days of non
stop partying and cares though, like I care, you should
all care.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
How many people does he employ worldwide?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Not that many.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
He is developing bots that are just going to drop
whatever we order on Amazon on our heads into the gardens.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
And what would you even get? Him say, you do
get the invite, you get lucky, and then what what
what are you supposed to get the richest man in
the world for a wedding present?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You're right, You're right.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Actually, yeah, well you can't order anything on Amazon to
all those So did you enjoy were you across at all?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Pertically?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
I just love the fashion.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I love seeing people dressed up, you know, it's like
just this sort of living through their Like Oprah looked amazing.
I think Oprah is incredible, but the dress don't Jacobar
a dress was just absolutely stunning, And I love how
everyone had to jump online and criticize it. Everyone had
an opinion, but I thought it was absolutely stunning, just beautiful.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So I'm just interested. What did you think rio there?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
I mean, I didn't watch any of I find the
whole spectacle quiet grotesque.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, that's the wife and I both so at the
same time as well.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Bizari real, which the word grotesque.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
And he's not an interesting celebrity.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
It's not like someone I don't know, like a I
can't even think of any of the top of my head.
I don't really care about celebrity weddings, but especially at
some giant tech nerd who you would never want to
party with anyway. I saw he had a foam party.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yes, it's the same with a lot of those tech bros,
isn't it. In or musks, they're very very smart people. Yeah,
Jeff Bezos is very very really successful businessman obviously, and
in a musk is obviously a smart guy. But deep
down inside when you see them, you know, deep inside
inside they're nerds.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yes, they are.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Buying every single one of those so called friends.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's abats you on a busy weekend, your birthday Friday,
all it turning fourteen on Saturday, and then wasn't it
her big sort of dance show.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Yeah, so they do like a concert every six months
and that was just happened to be this weekend. So
they do, you know, like a showcase of what they've
been doing, massive performance, two hour long thing.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So what was the show? What did they do? Two hours?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Two hours?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yes, yes, a lot less than.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Classes all across Melbourne. So she performed twice and then
they do this big, lovely, big finale number. It was
at the National Theater in sin Kilda, which is beautiful
old theater. Yeah, it is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, and
they all the kids get on the stage and do
this final massive number that honestly they put you know,
(19:16):
practice for and rehearse for months and months and months beforehand.
Only it would have been good if I could have
seen it.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You don't got those parents who start stand up, start
filming it with a giant iPad and stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
It was a Karen who insisted.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
No one else, no one else in the auditorium had
stood up, like you don't.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Stand up, Oh that's really rude.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Until yeah, well I couldn't see it.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Now that's horrible because you couldn't see it. You're blocking
their view.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
You couldn't see it. And I was like, I thought,
do I care?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
What do I do something?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
What do I do?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
And then Chris kind of Chris could read the play
and he just put his hand on my leg and
gave me a little pat as as much to say,
settle down, girl, just just sit down, because I really wanted.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
To take a gun singer being told just to rehold.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
But I just think, is it since COVID where we've
lost some.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Of our social etiquette? Where what did you think that
others were doing?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
But it's awful, perhaps, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Because you're like there's a whole auditorium, every single one
that wants to see their kids, you know, shining up there,
and you stand up.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The rest of them can't see behind. Did anyone say anything?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
No, No, they didn't.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Different.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
You know what if everyone else was up, or even
just a dozen people, it would have been fine, you know,
like good on you get in the spirit all that,
but hey, you're.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Very well restrained. My wife or even I would have
said something.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
No, well I nearly did. And you know, as we're
walking out, I said to Chris.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Chris said, I'm getting the car part go and key
the car one is cane.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It said, I don't believe that you were were composed.
I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
And I said, well, I didn't want to say something
because how would have that looked. It's like, I'll look
at Patsy, she's going off again, she's telling.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Again in front of us.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Again, but he's doing a show stuff and then you're
just you're doing a Tom Lynch.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Swinging my handbag around. But then I also there's a part.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Of me that regrets not saying I'm like, that's it
burns for days.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Ye see it.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You lie there at turn in the morning. And then
I could have said.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
You know, and I could have I could have nicely
said it. I could have just tapped her on the
elbow and say, would you mind sitting down? Because I
actually can't see.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
And you don't know if you would have been in
that moment, would you mind sitting down to sleep?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
But I seriously could not see a thing, couldn't see
from the left of.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
The stage to the right, So I don't know what
she did. You could have stood on her head I
don't they.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Tell me this, tell me this, right, this is what
my wife would have been like, seething and rightly so okay,
so much so that on the drive home, we're really
not talking about the most important thing, right, It's always
talk about all feeling in the cart is the anger, Karen.
Nothing about six months always been rehearsing, but the show
(22:13):
stopper on all those kids and all the support team
around them together, it's just about that, Karen.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
How did you like it, mum? Well, it would have
been good.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Out of my scene and then the conversation dies down,
something else gets spoken about, and then there's I'm sorry,
I just.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
For a long drive back over the West Gate.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
It was Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Before we go to carry on the show producer Kalyn,
how did your special day Saturday go? You were out
with your mum wedding dress shopping? Did you find your dress?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I found my dresses.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
It's not what I expected, but I absolutely love it.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Well, I was going for a.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
Short dress yep, turns out I am wearing a long.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Dress, going traditional. Yeah, yes, felt good.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
In its stunning like, absolutely loved it and I didn't
expect it because I thought, oh no, you know, what
we're going after is a party vibe yep, but still
very sleek and beautiful and party esque.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
So I'm very very happity.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I love that word. I don't care if it doesn't exist.
It does from now. Party esque is great. And I
love the fact that on your invites everyone has to
pick a song.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So we wanted to make sure that
everyone has a song that's playing to get them on
the dance.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I've never filled out such a questionnaire before. I can
actually r s VP a wedding. I was just like,
what's this quiz? And it was Sunday night, so it
was a little bit of a grumpy mood. I was like,
I'm just coming. I just want to say yes, And
then there was all these questions. I'm afraid that I
trying to leave it blank, and it went you can't
move on, you can't come unless you pick a song.
(23:51):
So I just answered vibes, what will get you on
the dance floor?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Vibes, I'm surprised you love making plays.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Got time for the quiz, attending that he had a
sliding toggle thing.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It is all very modern.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Yes, so he didn't evite. You know, we wanted to
be green and super cheap, and it's just like a wed.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
You've got your own website. It's better than the one
we have for the show. I ain't say much. We've
still got that web counter up there. Nine and two visitors.
Can you remember those? Yes, Oh my god, this is
a popular one. Other people have looked at this.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
So we went to three different shops. So it was
from nine am till five pm.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
My god, that's a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
It was very busy.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And how was it between you and mum, because there's
a lot of changed on those days, a lot of emotions.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
No, it was actually really really good.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
So I had my mum and my mother in law
there because my mother in law knows what my partner's wearing.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Us from someone from the enemy camp.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yes, so yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
But the first the first dress I tried on, I
got stuck in it for fifteen minutes and they had
to cut me out.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Oh my god, there's some emparisish.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Those are expensive dresses.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
Two women had to get these like flyers and came
me out fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It was like a fire holds only got your mother
in law, we're looking at it, probably tasting a daughter
going are you sure about stuck in the first.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
So they like put it on me and like got
two of them to try and get up the side
like the zip, and then we got it up.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
This is like the Cinderetta story with a shoe, isn't it.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
I was like perfect, and I like turned around and
obviously let my gut out and it just went.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Whole scene split from.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Like where the topic as it was to the bottom
and poor thing to cut it from.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh god, Kaylen And did other people see this?
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Oh yeah, there was another woman in there that was
oh darling and.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:57):
So it didn't start well, but it ended perfectly. I
found my dress at the last shop that we went to.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
World It's incredible.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Do you know what, if anyone else has been stuck
in clothing, please give us a call today. You know,
we've we've talked about being stuck and just the other
week on the show, but not stuck in clothing, stuck
in a wedding dress.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
It was horrible.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Cut out the first one and they're like, oh god,
the first one of the day.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
You must have thought, oh no, it has to get better.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
And my mom and that were like, we'll just go
and get a coffee and come back.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, you can't have witnesses seeing all that. They don't
want to see you like that. You don't want to
see them like that. That's awful, all right? Anyone ever
been stuck in clothing?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Christian o'connells show, go on podcast Your.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Next Half for an hour them up until eight.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
We're looking for your mom saying mummaisms Diane's got because
the classic because they said so my mom still says
to me, we'll say something and our challenges should go.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
But I'm your mom and.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I'm like, yeah, you can't hang on so that that
doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Now you can play that card.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
But I'm your mom, but I'm fifty two. And the
other solo, well, but i'm your mom.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Where we're going to go with this?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
They might.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Have got them real.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Marian eat it or go without? Lois has got I'm
not telling you again, sans got maybe turn this car
around me, turn this car around. It's a Hall of
Famer that's on Go Islandria.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
What have you got? Classic mum sayings my mom?
Speaker 7 (27:30):
I don't know if this was an Allison the original
I've never heard it, but when we got home from school,
we'd sit around the dinner table and she'd say, all right,
who was naughty?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Who was nice? And who have I got a bash?
Speaker 7 (27:44):
So I guess she was asking, you know, who is
nice to you? If anyone was naughty, she was going
to go down there and sort.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Of, that's great. What about yours, Patsy, You've got legend?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Mum?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Mom's funny. She would say, do you know your bees wax? Well,
why don't you mind it? So if your bees say
that to.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Yeh, yeh?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
What was it about bees? In a lot of mum
sayings about bees waks?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
What's it got to do with not minding your own business?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Mind your own bees wax?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
And the other thing?
Speaker 5 (28:09):
If you had like a snooty sort of impression on
your face, she'd say, careful the window change and you'll
be stuck that way.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Do you remember?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Also, I guess a derivative of mind you and bees works.
That guy there thinks he's the bee's knees. Oh yes,
I think they must have amazing knees.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That was in traffic, and I was just like, what
was so amazing about I didn't know where the thought
came from.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
But I'm like, I must google that when I get back,
or asked chat ept about the legendary status?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Is it well deserved of bees? Don't even have them
need to know?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
I reckon?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
But do you remember that phrase?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Kinane? What about your mom?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
My?
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Mama would always, forever and ever say God got ya.
So if you did something that was like a big
naughty and then karma hit you, she'd be like, yeah,
God got ya?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Is evengeul God? Then is he? It's like your week.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
That teacher? Don't do it again. So she always would
do that.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
That sounds like an action movie. I would actually see
God gotcha, God on you.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
That would be the AUSSI version.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
And she was very, very lax.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
So my mom was first a nurse before she became
a teacher, and so the thing that she would always
say to us is you'll live.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, my mom, you're right one time.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What would it take for it to not be said
that even if I went in like bleeding outs, let's
get some tcpins and vicks on that.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I once stood on a rusty nail.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
And I went through my foot.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh my oh, my brother carried me up the stairs.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I'm sorry, yeah again, the rusty nail, that the blood
feed off your own microphone.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I thought you're doing like a remix step.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
My brother carried me up the stairs and I was
screaming and she's it's like, it's fine, you leave, and
I got into this dead old bath. I did leave
was update.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, do you want to get that phone? Amateur out there?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
These are the show produces with their phones not on silent.
Come on team all right then mummisms? What have you got?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Text me Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
We're looking for your mum sayings today.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
That's a common thread between most of these turns out.
Mum sayings. Classic mum sayings normally involve the threat of
impending physical acts of violence. Yeah you cannot.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Say today, and nor should you been able to say
back then. I just wonders how you wouldn't even go, hey,
that's awful. You were just going fair enough.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Actually, that reminds me if we couldn't find something, my
mum would go.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Did you have a boy? Look? And if I can
find it, I get to Belcher.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yes, yeah, it's now like wait what but all of
us like, yeah, that's how it was.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
That's a good deal.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, Christian.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
My mom used to say, I'll kick your bum to
your back, teeth, rattle.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
W ws wrestlers something, yeah, cushion.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
My classic mum saying is this is why we can't
have nice things. Yeah, someone got staying spell well, so
we can't have nice things. Yes. If you ask my mum,
if she knew were something, she would say, is my
face red?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well, it's not up my bumder.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
And if you did a terrible job cleaning up, she
would go blind Freddy could do a better job.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
We never knew blind Freddy was poor. Old blind Freddy
did he live in squalor? Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
If we hurt ourselves doing something, my mom would say, well,
that's what the fairies did to you, as if it
was someone say, of acts of punishment or.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
This is bush week? Getting that a lot? And this
classic two. If you don't stop crying, I'll give you
some of the crime out. That's one that's sinister, isn't it. Yes,
that's just awful thing to say. You know, you would
think almost like parents back in the day didn't like children.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Their own or others. If it's not one of you,
it's the other one about me? And my brother Christian.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Another one of my mum's classics was if we cut
herself and we were bleeding, she would always go, well,
it's a long way from your heart.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
So it's fine. Christian.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
My mum regular used to warn us not to sit
on cold concrete or we'd get hemorrhoids. That's Shane in Sydney.
I don't do we find out rio about the bee's niece.
The classic mumm is them, Oh, that guy thinks he's
the bee's kniees.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What was so great about bee's niece?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Well, apparently bees store their best pollen in a sack
near their.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Knee, strutting around like you've got the best in your knees.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Still fun and games till someone gets hut. Yes, the
other woman, you have someone's eye out with that Christian. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I want to know A spell a word? My mom
would say, go and look it up in the dictionary.
Problem was I didn't know how to spell it, so
I wouldn't know how to.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Look it up in the bloody of dictionary. A water
tight lodgic.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
There, Chris morning seem My mom would say, come over
here so I can hit you. My mom used to
say that as well, Yeah too tired?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Long, well, come here so I can hit you.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's a lazy psycho, the classic waits your father gets
oh yes again, the threat of him pending fine. When
I would ask my mom what's for dinner, she would
always say ship with sugar.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
My aunt used to say that kidding, I've never heard.
She was sick. If the kids asking, so she'd say, poop.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
With sugar and thank you for editing that.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Christian my my mom used to say, I put you
on this earth, I'll take you off it. My mom
used to do this as well. My mum hungry, then
have a piece of fruit. You're always used to have
a piece of fruit. Keep this going. These are great.
We're looking for your mum isms.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
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Speaker 2 (34:36):
Christian Women is behaving. My mom would say, I'm not
you into next week. I mean, if that was from
one UFC fighter to another one context your mom, I'm
not cue into next week, so I'll be in a
come I'm conscious.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
What are we saying here? Mom?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
LJS? Mom must have been fearsome. All right, so let's
get into your mum isms now, all right? My mom
would say don't be the village idiot. Constant warning from
mom and dad. That one about being the village idiot.
My mom always just say yeah or laughed. Always ents
(35:19):
in tears. Yea, Christia, my my mum was a single moment.
If I was already naughty or winding up, she would
She would always say, if you don't, ring the school
and ask her if they're spank me.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Spank you.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Outsourcing it to the school.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Good morning Christian.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
My moms to say, if you don't, if you don't
sleep with your windows open, you'll wake up dead.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
If we didn't finish our food, it was always.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Do you know there's a starving boy in Africa? Yeah?
If you couldn't find anything, my mom used to get
used to yell, go look with your eyes.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Why a mom so good at finding stuff?
Speaker 4 (36:04):
It's just like this superhuman ability that happens when you
have a baby.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Where most people say damn when something went wrong, My
mum would yell hell's bells and buckets of stinking blood?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Why Christian?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Why I still don't know Kathy Christian Along the lines
of Pooh and sugar for dinner. My mom, I'm used
to say when we said, what's for dinner? Pill and
a stick dipped and sugar and deep fried? Sore is
caramelized to answer, doesn't it? My mom's threat was, how
about slapping the belly with a wet fish?
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Why a wet fish?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Such a never? I never heard that one.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Yeah, I've got that one.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Christian I was whenever I said to him, what's for dinner?
She just goes shit on toast for bad news.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
We'd run out of bread.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
That's actually really funny. I might try that with my
eighteen year old tonight, I reckon. She'd call a houpbline
or something, and what are you doing for tonight?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Shell on toast?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
But we've run out of bread right now to a
help mine. My mom wouldn't ask her if I was hurt,
and then if I said I'd fallen over, she said.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Well you must have been doing something wrong. Yes, you're
always to blame.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Victim blaming wasn't any back in.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
The day, Christian, when me and my brother would laugh
and muck around at night, she would just yell up,
it won't be this in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
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Speaker 2 (37:39):
Morning Christian. If we asked our mum to carry anything
of Ah, she'd say, I might be an ass, but
I'm not a donkey.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
That is good, it's good.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
These are so good. Thank you very much for all
your mum's saying. So it's just coming up for ten
minutes past day. Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. Every Monday
we play back all your misheard lyrics. It's just another
misheard Monday, Christian o'connall's mishard lyrics. All right, when if
you mishear them, you email. We played them back on
a Monday when we play the back. If we hear
(38:11):
the miss here, you'll hear this if we don't hear it.
And for the really great ones, come on into the
Hall of Fame Hall of Fame. Last week Nidan had
a Hall of Famer Stevin Nick's Edge of seventeen.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
But the Mormon.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
All right, let's seef there's any Hall of famers there today.
At first we have Mandy Christian you were talking about
yeah nah on the show recently. I heard one over
the weekend Rhianna by Fleetwood Mac original line Rhianna.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Or is it yeah nah?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Oh my god, Please keep this going for the rest
of this year and beyond any yet nas insults. That's great, Mandy,
beautiful one, perfect Mandy.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Come on him.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Janine's got Jason Moras. You remember me, a huge one,
Jason Morass. I'm yours. I won't hesitate no more so.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No more.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
And you know me of he was the other guy
that was massive for years and years and years and
years years.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Jack Johnson.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
He's Jack Johnson with a fedora.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yes, that's anyway. Where will we?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yes, I'm yours Jason Moras. Uh what or is he saying?
I won't have sarte no more? Just love the I
love the peanut sauce. That is that is Christmas anything? No,
(39:59):
you're missing out, it's missing out. Great one, Jeanine, thank
you very much. Matt's got this one. D MAT's been
listened to. What makes you beautiful? You're insecure? Don't know
what for?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
You're insecure?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Don't know what? Or is it urines the cure? Don't
know what for? You're in secure? Is that your secure?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yes, yes, you gotta be done in a German accent.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
You're in secure?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yes, Matt, very good.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Sanjeev has got this be my lover LaBouche or are
they fans of a beef pie beef pie lover. I'm
hearing a show wanted to beef ish No.
Speaker 8 (40:59):
Not.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Just since's got dancing in the moonlight by top Loader
dancing in the moonlight or is it dancing in the mula?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yes? Is there.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
One under center? And this is a final one here
from Trent Christian a few weeks ago. You're asking for
miss hurds with random people's names in it. I have
one from Montel Jordan. This is how we do it,
so I forever think of step brothers, the boatbed's collapse.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
This is how we do it.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Or is Montel Jordan shouting out how we do it?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
This is how we do it.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Ah, yeah, this is how we do it.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
First name, how his surname do it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yes, yes, Trent the first one, Hall two, Hall of famous.
Thank you very very much as always, Yeah, email me
whenever you misheard them. Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au, the.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
My time wents to come up in fifteen minutes time.
My wife and I went out for dinner over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
There needs to be some kind of law now about
just clearly let me know, is that.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
The male or the female toilets. I'm drinking.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't need to start to work out the ancient
sign here or the hieroglyphics went to this place having
a lovely male. My wife came back. She said, you know,
I almost wanted to look. Be careful when you go
to the bathroom. And I thought she's getting on a bit,
a couple of years older than me, she's had a couple.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Of drinking poops. And then half an hour later I
was like.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
What This place had two frying pans, genuinely two frying
pans with faces that they put together, and they looked
the same. And I was frozen because I don't want
to here in the wrong room.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
It's a bad look.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
You really can't be peering, you can't appearing, and you
can't be peering.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I've been told about that before.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
So again I waited, and another adult, a lady, came
and I said, which one of you were going? She
was like, I think my And then I gradually opened mind.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
And peered in and share saw the reassuring trough. I've
never never been reassured.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
By the smell at the sight of that tropical Let
me know you've made it home.
Speaker 7 (43:40):
When they have the chromosome ones like you know, I
don't know enough none of us which one is confusing?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Please? Restaurants just right on it, male female please.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
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Time wasted coming up in five minutes time. We looking
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the RSPCA and a lot of things sport RSPCA here
and in England as well. Years and years ago, before
we had kids, we had a rescue dog as well.
We got from the local RSPCA. It's a great thing
to do. People take on a dog without realizing it's
(44:19):
a very, very big commitment. If you are ever thinking
about getting a dog, please do yourself a favor. Go
and have a look at the beautiful dogs that are
just waiting for loving owners at the rescue centers all
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Speaker 1 (44:30):
They do great work.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
They are bringing in some dogs. I can't tell you yesterday.
You know, sometimes you get the old Sunday against the cloth.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Hang on a minute, Puppies and dogs are coming in.
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
This is a different experience that's arranged some of them
to bring some every Monday.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Oh, every Monday talks in on the show. Yes, love,
I'd be very very happy.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Yes, I think the productivity would go.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Yes, a happy team is a productive team exactly. Oh
my god, dogs on the radio, Oh my god, what's
not I love about that?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Lay out a car table for them as well. I've
seen a lot of paintings. They love to play post.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
They love little sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, yeah, a little speakeasy background as well. Thousand drinks as
well on a card table. Can we all right? So
last week on the show, we were trying to build
the classic kind of eighties and nineties playground and just
went on for about two or three days. Were so
many things that you were saying, it has to be
in there. We're now moving on to the school. We
want to build a classic eighties and nineties school, perhaps
(45:35):
with what has to.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Go in Well, we had You won't believe this, but
we had an incinerator at our school. But not only
did we have an incinerator, we had an incinerator monitor
or two kids. I'm not talking high school either, I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
At primary school. This incinerator was a.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Rusted old kids under the age of eleven, absolutely in
charge of our furnace.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Absolutely what a country.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
It would burn all winter, not in the summer obviously,
but all winter, and.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
There would be two kids. It was the most coveted.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
It was two kids, just two personal jobs.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Seriously, this will be property, well not mad, but young
children will burn it.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
So Patty, forgive my ignorance. What goes in the incinerator?
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
We had an incinerator as well.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
No, no, no, they used to you know everything stuff
that plastic tires.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
No, really bad. It was there's that massive hole in
the school.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
Single handedly, but there'd be two kids that would be
nominated most coveted position in the play.
Speaker 6 (46:40):
How do you get the gig of when you take turns?
Speaker 5 (46:43):
You'd have to take turns, but the teacher, the principal
would give you a box of matches and so he'd
be taking class totally different times, and it would be
the monitor's job once once.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
A day through the school, like not with an adult.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
There monitoring That thing was going constantly. Obviously in the
UK you have already long cold winters. So the way
that they would eat the school that was just burning everything.
I remember like once a month and would say listen,
if your parents only get rid of anything, tell them
to drop it off tomorrow. So like arm chair, did
you see the care taken? Like your pee teacher lugging
(47:19):
and I'm not like a sofa. And then I saw
that two teachers sawing a sofa up once in the
three Bits, chucking it into.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
His beach different time.
Speaker 7 (47:28):
But what about quality it was.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
That's a fair question that was not asked back in
the eighties.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
But it would be their responsibility to make sure that
the fire didn't go out, so you'd see it, see them,
they're you know, stoking it through the Oh.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
It was fire god.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Everyone had to worship the incinerator, even the phrase incinerator.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
But where it was as well, it wasn't like tucked.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Away ours opened onto the plateau.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Was right next to the sand piece.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, it would open up and everyone would go, you
see that fire behind a metallic grill is a fire god.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
And everything went in there and all were just stand
around and watch it.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
I even think a couple of bad kids went in
there sometimes as well.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You know this, kids, You're like, whatever happened to Dave?
Speaker 7 (48:21):
I can't believe they gave kids boxes of matchup and let.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Them a the sizes thing Patsy was huge, wasn't it. Yeah,
it was giant metallic.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Doors, dumpster.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
It is huge.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It was like so it was people's start to constantly
feed the fire. God.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, we didn't help from your mums and dads anything.
Any car they're getting rid of the car. We're trying
to saw the car in home. Please, they swear, I'm
not making you up. Once a bed got dropped off,
and again teachers sowed it into like three pieces and
fed it to the incinerator.
Speaker 6 (48:56):
Did teachers have better things to do than soaring?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Same?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Never thought about that too, busy worrying about bees' knees?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Were you all right? Ninees are up?
Speaker 2 (49:06):
And now thirteen fifty five twenty, we're trying to rebuild
an eighties and nineties school. We've got the incinerator. One
more thing that was in every single school. There's actually
a method of a correction and punishment was the classic
chalk duster. Oh well, I remember if you were If
you were bad, we were made to stand on a chair.
And mister Wilson, who I actually think hated children. He
(49:29):
was in the war and clearly was suffering from some
kind of particle sta partiment, was still out in you
like the Turbans.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
He wouldn't make a stand on a chair right, and
he would throw a wooden duster at you.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
If you flinched, you'd have to stay up there until
you didn't flinch, and he hit you with a wooden
chalk duster.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Crazy, so crazy.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
This was a Catholic primary school that makes herself in
the eyes of God. This fell into the incinerator. I
take that dust to mister Wilson.
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very funny, is that Mark Lot with very good juice?
Big pillow? Back to the Futon silver. I know what
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Group pass off to fill Cinema's Gold class on tomorrow's show.
Then we're asking you to help us build an eighties
and nineties school. Patsy said, we've got to have the
incinerator in there. I'm saying, the classic chalk duster and
the classic chalkboard. You don't have a chalkboard anymore, Ria,
wows do you think has to go in there?
Speaker 7 (53:49):
When they wheel out those overhead projectors, they turn all
the blinds down, and they had these like I don't know,
plastic laminate slides that were impossible to make out what
it was. I had like one wattage.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
And then the hours of fun as well when you
used to make rabbit signs as well on the on
the lighting a noisy that thing was, Yes, yeah, big
bulky schools of eighties and nineties. A lot of things
on wheels and legs, TVs as well, built in for
a special assembly. So we're building an eighties and ninety school.
Email me what needs to go in. Christian at christiano'connell
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