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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything dead.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Christian O'Connell's show, Good Morne and Jack Post, Morning Guys,
Good Mining, Patsy, Morning boys, Patsy. How's your day yesterday?
Are you winning Monday or losing?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I'm definitely losing because we had to get It's like
I've got our plumber, like we've got to designate a plumber.
That sounds posh, doesn't it, But it's like I've got
him on the speed dog because I had him out
for like the third time in a week yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
This is exactly what the psyche when we laughed last
year when whatever she's called predicted that you would have plumbing.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Problems, Yes, Rita, Yes, to be fair, she also predicted
that Kitan would have plumbing pride.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
You would have plumbing problems.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Have you had yours yet?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Plumbing problems? At pats What's happened?

Speaker 6 (00:56):
So, Audrey? Don't you love a teenager? Christian? And Audrey
was in our shower and busted.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
The shower, hit the shower rail so and didn't tell
us that.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
By the time that she's done at leaves home, kids
will go around breaking everything you care about. No seriously,
you can't get you can't have nice stuff, no stamponic
just punch it.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
How can you even break a shower?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Heir?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
What are you doing swinging from sh Just find a
way fiddling with it? That's what with stuff like I
remember wants just lowess my youngest daughter once she was
just literally gripping the radiator.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
On the solar. We're trying to pull it off the wall.
And I was just like, I didn't even showers, Like,
what are you doing? It's like sin out works, Google
it apart, put it back together again, start breaking everything.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
You wait till Gordy gets bigger.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
So I've come into our bathroom and it's just like
hanging by a thread off the shower.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Being devastate because for my wife, the shower, she calls
it like a sort of rebirth when she has a
shower sec of very just need five minutes alone, please,
Can you just stop anyone coming in and speaking to
me for five minutes?

Speaker 6 (02:05):
It's my oasis.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
But I was more consumed with the fact that she
had just left it there and not told Chris and I.
It was like dangling like a broken arm, And I.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Said, how long has this been like this?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Why can't you tell us when something's broken. I can't
just get a trade at a whim anyway, Matt.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
But the reality is you can. I can because you
have the power.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
That's it anyway. So he came out and he replaced
it with a more modern shower head.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
You respond twenty four to seven. So what's he put
a temporary one on? You haven't got your eternity one
or whatever it is?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
He went forest to the shop, to ESA's or wherever
it was. He was very proud. He said, look, I've
got this beautiful modern shower head. And I said, yes,
that looks very nice. That's awesome, thank you, that's great man.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
I don't they have more stuff in that fan?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
By the way, whenever I've had a plumber, they' always
got to go somewhere from like an AR two. I'm
sure that you go in the corner, get a subway
and just sit there for an hour and go back.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
What's in the back of the van there? Surely pints
and I don't know shower heads?

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Boat.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Oh that's a ten eight bolt. If and get I'll
be back in a bout. It's always an hour there
around the boat.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I was at the time, you going high around the
corner just with subway anyway.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
So he put it in.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Only the water pressure in this thing is just dreadful.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
If you've got a trickler, is that what it's doing dreadful.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
You've got to run around in the shower to get wet.
You can't wash your hair. So I had to bring
him back and I said, now, Matte, Matt, we know
how this goes.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I can't want to be buried with your pikes.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
It's not working. Can we please change it over?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
So I've had to get him back to do like
a proper shower head that will actually wash, wash.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
My hair, wash a human body, and wash your hair.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I said, don't be bothering putting that water saving crap
on there.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Don't do not even try.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Why we're in this message, but it is versus my hair.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
We had one at the Role Radio Sooshi I worked at.
They had a shower there that wouldn't even it was
so misty that it wouldn't even get down your last sprits.
You would get out of the showers still dry on
your podcast.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
It's just a sprits, isn't it a spray?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
So it's fixed and I had a beautiful shower this morning,
Thank you man, But.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
The environment screw a.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Christian O'Connell's show, let us know yesterday your Monday were
your Monday winter or loser? Text me oh four seven
five three one oh four three, Jackie boy, which way you.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I was a winner yesterday. Actually society was a winner
because I was out on the streets doing good deeds.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Oh my god, and this is just another average Monday.
Fro our man jack post.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I saw a pulled up next to a girl whose
car had broken down. She was out of it, on
the phone trying to work out what to do. And
I've never realized I'd never been part of pushing a
car before. I've been on the other side where my
car has once broken.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Down years ago, eighties and nineties. It used to happen
quite a lot because the way the cars were put together,
so you know, you would have to do it quite
a lot. Someone be stuck at a junction and then
people would get out and all pushed again.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
You feel this sense of camarati all coming to get.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Happen stranger together.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
You don't get enough of that now because cars are
so well made.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I've had it happen to me in my first car.
That's before I knew about putting like water or coolant
in the system, and it just overheated. And people helped
me pushing across the four lanes of traffic. So I thought,
this is my chance to give back to the universe
or the time they pushed from me. What I didn't
really take into account is we're on a hill. So
we parked at red lights on a hill facing upwards,

(05:48):
and as I say to her, Okay, you got to
put it in neutral and I'll give it a shove
and you steer it around the corner. I go to
push and it's not moving.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
And someone's been skipping day.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'm doing a lot of Chester obviously incredible here has
very slim calves.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
It must be it.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Must be the gravity of the situation, because I am pushing,
I am I am.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Giving the car. What is it? Big old car? What
is it a little mini?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
No, it's one of those, none of the small as
the Susuki Swift's next one.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
No, it's you could have lied to said Christian. There's
a truck, eighteen wheeler.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I can't overestimate the hill that we're on.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Essentially, there's no big heels we've established around there. Now
she's trying to push it up buller well the slide.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
The other thing is, I was in my crocs. Come
I'm not getting good enough.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
There's no purchasing a croc.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Might say, Okay, put it in neutral and I'm going
to give it a push and I'm going to push push.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
You're not kick off the crocs.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now I'm trying. I'm like, I'm trying to dig in
and push.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
I go.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
This is so embarrassing. I'm not going to go get
anywhere until from nowhere an angel descends.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
A guy and a man in a business series, got
dress shoes.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
On and he gets the other side and together we're
able to push it up around the corner.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
But you must have felt great to help out strangers.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
And then we did, all three of us. Yes, I
was going to say we high five at the end.
We didn't, but have felt like the kind of moments
spiritual high five, spiritual high We know he gets back
in his car, I get back in mind.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
It feels like a Super Bowl advert for a bit.
You know, people have live in groups coming together.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
That's where we pop the boot of the Suzuki, and
they would be.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Christian O'Connell's show, My Day Yesterday, my Monday, I would say,
I'm definitely a Monday losey, even though what happened in
the house yesterday isn't really my fault, you know, as
you're when you're a parent, you are if you're in
charge of the kids, even and when I was not
really in charge of my kids anymore. Now Ruby's twenty
and Lois, my youngest daughter, is eighteen. But Lois and

(07:56):
I were making dinner together yesterday and we've only got
two weeks left to the house with lowers. So every
time I can cook together, do something together, it's cherish time.
It she's not like going away and I'm never seeing
it again, by the way, she's just moving out to
go to university in two each time. But it's a
big moment anyway. Yes, they we're making dinner together, and
she has kind of like I've given her limited responsibilities
because as Cato, she's rushing, things are getting knocked over,

(08:20):
and then there's one things, one thing that really cannot
be broken in our kitchen is my wife lost her
mum last year and she made these pottery balls. You
can already know where this is going. No, no, and
they cannot be broken for obviously reason, like they really
mean a lot.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
They are beautiful as well.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
They don't even get used.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
They get used because that's the gift that Jackie still gives,
and it's the lovely things.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
We're putting the salad in them. We're all there, and
these are heavy.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
They're made by Jackie's hand as her artcraft, and they
live on there and they're with us every time we
have dinner together. So these cannot it just cannot be broken.
But yesterday, on my watch, I didn't break it. Oh
my eighteen year old moving at speed, there was this
I was outside, i'd get in the dinner table ready
and I heard this something drop and then a heavy

(09:05):
thud and I'm like, it's only the bowl, that's earth
and pott andwear. I don't even know pot andwear is
the thing, but it was like it's not china, it's
not a plate, it's something heavier like and I went,
oh god no, and I just do this.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Yeah, I'm like, how bad is it? I come running
in and.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I can see lowis is like really upset, and I'm like, oh, okay,
I part me thinks should I do the proper thing
here and take the fall for this?

Speaker 5 (09:32):
And then I'm thinking no, because I've still got a liver.
You're leaving two weeks time. I've got to learn a lesson.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
I think eighteen about accountability, and I think that's now.
So this bowl is in pieces right, and my wife
is like twenty minutes away.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
I'm like, oh, I did even say it's an accident.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
It means so much lowis is upset. I then go, hey,
we've got some superglol. Let's superglue. Let's try and put
this together. So we start to try, and you can't
rush super glue things as well, especially with pottery. So
half of it is reunited, and this morning when I
woke up, there's.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
This bare, half cracked bowl.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
You know when they make some sort of discovery in
England and an earthen pin of like certain times or
some half a bowl. That's what it looks like right now.
The other half to be reassembled and reglued today.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Know what you should do? Is it the Japanese who
put something back with gold? Scene?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
So you're looking at it, guys, be you on my
narrow range of skills as it is, and not leave. Well,
I lean these and I'm a very limited set.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Of skills which draw in your house?

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Do you that?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Is that with the tape measure or the foreign currency,
the golden super glue.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Christian O'Connell's show, You cannot be the super Bowl In
terms of pure spectacle, it is insane. In the studio
the TV screen right now they're showing the highlights from
it yesterday, the bit where their whole holding up the
is it the Heisman Trophy?

Speaker 5 (11:02):
What's it called? When the big thing? Don Marley Trophy? Right?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
They appear to have like wheeled out onto the super
Bowl pitch the top half of a cruise ship, you know,
normally at the Grand Final and even like the Champions
League Final they just have a podium and it's enough.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
That is like an entire it is that the top
half of the ship.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
How do you get one of those out?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Everything about it is just big, even the setting up
the halftime show in between two.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
In the middle of their biggest game, it's all about that.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
It makes sense right for the Grand Final to have
the music performance at the beginning or at the end,
not a game which is characterized by well sporadic actual
bits of sport. It's it's like five hours where it's
not five hours of sport, it's random bursts of sport
and then very expensive adverts and then a flipping great
music concert.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Can you imagine the stuff of them trying to carry
Katie Perry's spaceship on it halftime and it was all.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
The divots and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
It has been a nightmare. So everything about it yesterday
was was just massive. And the fact that Bradley Cooper
was there, who is a Philadelphia Eagles fan. He gets
to introduce and bring out his team, the mister Hollywood
John Ham, another big Hollywood start, brings out his home team,
Kansas City Chiefs. However, John John is cooked right it

(12:29):
comes out and obviously I don't know whether he'd been
in the locker room and he thought he was playing,
you know, but he was really weird.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
He was a hype man that was too hyped up.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
It was like his face was bright red and he
was like really enjoying his moment when his mind he's
thinking this is a history making moment for me.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Trump was there, Taylor Swift's there. It's like the scene
is set. Hollywood is literally there, right.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
And Chiefs are going for if they if they really,
they're going to be the first team to ever go
through in a row.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
And in his head he's thinking this will be replayed
the John Ham intro.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
He does this. He comes in way too hot. This
voice he's screamed.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Actually he looks like you know when you're running down
the hill and you're going too fast. Here legs, that's
John Hammer's voice and his voice breaks.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
It just comes sustain a really, really funny way.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I must have rewound this clip about ten times yesterday.
None of the actual touchdowns, just this too time.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Defending SUPERB money grown man, he's just too big with it.
I'll give it a longer build up here, je dude,
just just down twenty thirty percent.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
They are poor your he feat champion and too time
defending SUPERB.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Hell starting his starting point is just too too big.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
I got it here again. This is my day yesterday.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
Jee e.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
For your f FEA champion, two time defending super.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
And also he should have been made to keep that
energy announcing as they're leaving.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Oh, there were so many at the moments as well.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I think for me, when they were looking at all
the players arriving and stuff like that, it's very him
from the Grand Final, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
When they're just in board shorts and stuff like that,
they've got their boots over and they're not mom and dad.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Some of them are so young. Somebody afl blows Mama
and dad. I just dropped them off. I just dropped
you off and go back around and find a parking
spot for after the after the game, they're arriving, they've
got like boss many suits have got the headphones, they've
got the dre beats not they've all on point. And
then Travis Kelcey it's his point friend arrived and as

(15:02):
soon as I saw the outfit as well, and that
that guy's not got his.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Head in the game. He was he was.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
He arrived as a seventies pan and if you haven't
seen the photo, you know Ben Stinnery's tasking Hutch just
do it, just do it.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
He came was that and.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I'm thinking, oh my god, if you lose, you've got
to leave an outfit, unless you've got to lose his
outfit in that sparkly get up and I thought, this
guy's had too much time in the mirror on his outfit,
not enough time out there chucking the ball around and
practicing his game. Yestern on the show, we had a
guy live in Philadelphia, a mega Eagles fan called e rot.
This was a few hours before the game started.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
We're all gearing up to get ready to have the
biggest party on Broad Street after Sunday's game. Let's make
no bones about it. Other fans can say whatever they want.
We are the craziest, most passionate, most energetic, most loyal
fan base in the entire NFL. Heck, we're hoping all
of Australia over there is going to be Eagles fans
because we got one of your own. Go we got

(15:58):
Jordan Malat on our team.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
He's a key man. He's a left tackle, so this
is a big role.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
Left tackle. To explain to people that don't know American football,
left tackle has to be the biggest, baddest, meanest dude.
Because their best pass rusher, which is the guy trying
to in essence, murder your quarterback.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
He had the.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
Most talented guy on their team is on the left
side because that's the quarterback's blind side. He can't see
him coming.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Right.

Speaker 7 (16:25):
So Jordan Malatta, the pride of Australia, right and on
the Philadelphia Eagles Pro Bowl left tackle is in charge
of protecting Jailen Hurts from getting absolutely obliterated out there.
And it's so weird in Philadelphia to be like, here's
our favorite Eagle and he speaks with an Australian act.

Speaker 9 (16:42):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
And yesterday, as history profiled, he became the fun I
love the fact that the commento is when going and you
might not know this, but this is the first Australian
to win a Super Bowl. But I think most of
us presumed that's the own Australian to win a Super Bowl.
This was eroch a few hours later. Obviously the city
was going crazy in Philadelphia.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Yo, Christian water is up. It's e rod here in Philly.
I am absolutely exhausted, but I am elated.

Speaker 10 (17:10):
I am tired, but I am terrific. I've been crying
and hugging strangers.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
At this point.

Speaker 10 (17:16):
I just need a shower more than I need anything else,
because I have been absolutely doused in champagne. I smell
like beer and victory. The entire city is celebrating, and hey,
let this be a lesson in football and in life.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
That team beat us two years ago at a heartbreaker.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
But the Birds didn't get upset, they didn't.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
Cry about it.

Speaker 10 (17:39):
They got back to work and they put that felt
straight to d behind last night, Go Birds, two times
super Bowl champions.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Baby, you know he's inspired me the whole winners and spat.
I'm now going to code it now. The Days are
going to win the flat this year.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
In Christian O'Connell Show, where have you Fallen asleep? Where
have you napped?

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Yes? And on the show we got some azing stories.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
So tried to plot the various places that you'd fallen
asleep on our nap map. We're going back to a
part two of us today on the show because there's
so many yesterday, but we moved on.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
We now can add radio production.

Speaker 11 (18:17):
No no no no no no no no, I said
radio production, not whatever this noise is no no no
no no, no no no no no.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
Nap map, nap map, nap map, nap MAA.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
What did you do at work yesterday? PreO? Did this?
I like it? I like it a lot? Great work everyone.

Speaker 11 (18:42):
No no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 12 (18:45):
Nap map, nap Ma, nap Ma, nap Ma.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
All right, lines aver now to call the nap map
hotline on nine four one four one O four three Jack.
Where do we have the nap spotting?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yesterday we went to Sydney's Central Station where Sean's husband
fell asleep from five am till ten thirty in the morning.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Through Beautiful Beautiful sleep.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
In Rome, Shouna fell asleep in a public garden, woke
up to Japanese tourist taking photos off hers. To a
department store in New York City where Patty's husband fell
asleep on a couch in a department store. And Chelsea
Heights Hotel. Jacinta, as a police officer investigating a crime,
fell asleep on a chair.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
I forgot that one.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
This comes from listen Chris Catch on the podcast yesterday
Stranger's Space. I've napped him inside an MRI scanner. Now,
if you've been in an MRI scan I have, they
are You're in the par for now. It's the metallic
tube of death. It's terrifying. Even if you're not clostrophobic,
you will feel it in there. And they're really really noisy.
There's giant magnets rotating around you, going do do do

(19:51):
do Do.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Do Do Do Do Do do do do do do.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I don't know how anyone could fall asleep and that
in that it's like a til pedo tube.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
You don't want where you slide in like that. It's horrific.
You're in there about half an hour.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
And you're about to get possibly life altering news. Yes,
sleep sleep well.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Listener Chris had a lovely old nap for the whole
time in there, and the staff said they'd never ever
seen that before.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Normally they have to sedate people and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
And this one comes strom Lee catching up with the
podcast A listener back in the UK Christian the mid nineties.
I was a very young in service and young in
life skills police officer in the London Met Police. A
few days after the IRA planted the bombit Canary Wharf
A few days afterwards, as part of the high visibility
patrols around London was set up to reassure the public.

(20:39):
Not really sure what me and a fluorescent jacket was
going to do, but here we are anyway. I didn't
really warm to the night shifts. I never did. But
at some desolate spot around London about three am in
the freezing cold, I leant up against a keep left sign.
Not sure how long it was there before I just
napped off, apparently at five or ten minutes. Luckily no
camera phones in those days. Otherwise now be pub I

(21:04):
left the police force about a year after the napping incident,
by the way, at their insistence that comes from Lee.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
All right, call the nap hotline right now nine four
one four one O four three. Where have you Fallen asleep?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Christian Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Where have You Fallen Asleep? Will add you to our
nap map Christian F one Grand Prix? How how so
noise those rockets who can fall asleep during the F
one Grand Prix join the qualifying laps. Our listener Becky

(21:40):
can Craig is a bus driver listens to the show
every morning. Morning Craig.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Once someone got on the Route nine oh three bus
near Altona and fell asleep. The bus did its turnaround
and headed for Maudi Alt with the man still asleep.
I took over the bus at Doncaster and we're now
keeping up. It's Onna mordiallic Doncaster. The man woke up.
Two hours after that, as we're arriving back in mortiallic

(22:07):
he wanted to get the trainer out toner. He was
now five hours late for wherever he was going.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Does the driver have ay of care?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Come on, crage, shame on you, my friend. Well, yeah,
you're right. What is the kind of what's the rule there? Nine?
Four one four one o four three? Where have you
fallen asleep? Jimmy? The garbo? Good morning?

Speaker 13 (22:29):
Good morning? Came out O'Connor.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
How are we all there? You go, Jimmy, and I
hope you well? Jimmy, where have you napped off?

Speaker 7 (22:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (22:35):
You're not gonna believe this, but he was on a
dental chair whilst having a root canal.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Oh my god, this is the most place to be.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
I know.

Speaker 13 (22:45):
My dentist was amazed. He's you know, he lay down
and get a couple of nadles in your gums and
walks out what your gum?

Speaker 7 (22:53):
Gets?

Speaker 13 (22:53):
Ready?

Speaker 14 (22:54):
Next thing?

Speaker 13 (22:54):
I see you next week? I go, you're ready to decide?
He goes, I'm finished? Mate?

Speaker 9 (22:58):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
He guys?

Speaker 13 (22:59):
You the first person ever to fall asleep on my jair?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well done? Yeah you didn't have to live through it.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, it's awesome to leap through it.

Speaker 13 (23:07):
Guess what else can if one mention of DENTALU. But
guess what the dentist named dentist name is?

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yeah? What is it?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
What is?

Speaker 8 (23:17):
Daniel?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Andrews Okay, we have quite a long sword lead up
to that.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Either it was going to bed to Payne or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Phil Ing, Wow, no he Daniel, Yeah, yeah, I still
doing that, Daniel Booker andrewskre Well we it like it's
twenty twenty one.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
All right, we said goodbye. Now Jimmy, let's go to
who we got here? Richard, good morning.

Speaker 15 (23:42):
Good morning guys. Yes, I went to Sydney to make
a weekend to see Moreland rouge and yeah, basically just
started the intro. Yeah it fell asleep.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I think the intro is welcome to the moon on
Rouge and have like a song and dance and burn
us dancers and stuff like that, and you master fall asleep.

Speaker 15 (24:03):
Yeah. I was on the end all too, right on
the end. See where all the dancing performers came towards you,
and they went right past.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Kicking burlest ladies as well in call sets and pants
would say, I.

Speaker 15 (24:17):
Was look I all I remember was at the end
of it when they had the fan face of the
dancing and all that pot was plats are you a
great show? A great show? Great show? And yeah, I
was pretty much the whole show, just just the head
of it. I was just but a bit of a
disappointent because I missed it on Melbourne when I came
here and I thought this to make a big weekend
of it.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I'm there, Richard, thank you very much. You cool, Gabrielle,
Good morning.

Speaker 16 (24:46):
Christian, Pats Jack.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yeah good yourself, Yeah, very good.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Welcome to the show mate, Thanks for cooling. And what's
your story for us? Where have you napped?

Speaker 16 (24:54):
My partner? I fell asleep at the nappiest place on
Earth and I was Disneyland, China. In the Pirates of
Caribbean Live show, No way is.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
The one way suck at Mercer they squirt or throw
water at you.

Speaker 16 (25:06):
Yeah, there was wider hurricanes win. There was a combat
scene with two ships finding each other cannons. It was wild.
It's such an awesome show. I mean I looked at
left to see if my partner was laving it like
I was, and there Lauren Erin.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
That's brittiant Gabrielle, thank you very much. All right, add
to the nap map now nine four one four one
oh four.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Three give us a call. It's fourteen minutes about seven
Tuesday morning on.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Goal Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Christian O'Connell's show. Asked you this morning on nine four
one four one o four three, where have you fallen asleep?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
We'll answer you to our nap map.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Chris on an aircraft luggage trollie on the time up
with a bag for the equipment as a pillow.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Sometimes that's all we need. That's a new dad, I
get it, or a mum. Trevor.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
I met my wife at a mother's group at a
child player. I climbed at the ball bit to play
with the kiddies when the eyes grew very heavy.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
We all been there. I ended up having a good
forty five minutes kid while the kids just played on.
Oh nowhere around with a grown adult just catching some z's.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Is he on top of the balls or is he submerged?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I think you so much, she's just sinking to the
bottom of or isn't he as a sleep takes him?
Matt Shay in the cupboard at work was hungover. I'm
a a teacher. It was recess, got woken by annoying
child who snuck into class to try and steal food
out the cupboard. They must have thought, my god, these teachers.
You sleep in the cupboard guarding the snacks. Jody gives

(26:39):
him full of sleep. At the Australian Open Center, court
Rod laver Arena Meil, welcome to the show.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Hello, Hello, hello the Meil. Where have you fallen asleep? Mate?

Speaker 12 (26:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (26:51):
I can sleep at the Blank Coranity two concert.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Understand it below right? Once you one song, you've heard
them all? I get it now. Yeah, no shame in that.
Thank you very much, Nicol.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Christian O'Connell's Show.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
So the super Bowl yesterday Jordan mulatter became the first
Australian to win a Super Bowl. Today we're asking to
make a big claim for yourself. What do you think
you are the first Australian two?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Pats you? What do you think you're the first Australian two.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I was definitely the first person to attend the grand
opening of the Target new Target store at Werribe Pacific
Shopping Center.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I'm sorry now that actually has thrown shade on Jordan
Manata's incredible achievements out the Super Bowl yesterday.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
So you were first in line.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
I was front and center, lined up. Audrey was a
baby at the time, got up early as a young
mum whacked her in the prem priority. We were there
at the front of the queue and they had I
remember they had that theme at the time that they
were using.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
You know that ad that it's a song. I can't
think of it.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's that.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
Yeah, over and over and over.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
You know what is it you're doing? What is that
are you doing?

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Mini? No? No, no, no, it's not It was it was singing.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Know what this is viable?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Anyone if you told me I could only hear I
don't know that.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
I definitely never so the lyrics.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It's just get a crowd in Australia, is it.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Tuneless? Noise?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Didn't make it outside of Australia. A very niche cultural moment.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Burnt into my memory when question here is that he
will can we get hold of that? Someone's going to
have the text.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Please let us know if you know what do the
song again.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Is actually drumming along.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I'm going to get Shazam up now right, see what
shazam reckons you're doing? Okay? Hey Si he opens shazam
so modern this DJ.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
All right, let's see Okay, do the song again? Please,
there's nothing coming up?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Sometimes coming up by jazam?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Can anyone is anyone actually listening? Is anyone listening? Does
always answer that? Does anyone know what on earth they're doing?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
So it say? Song using the Target ad football? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Yeah it was?

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Yeah, gotcha? And now I'm trying to work backwards. Who
what were we talking about? Other than does anyone know?
A tuneless noise stuck in there? That was it?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Lay a big claim Jordan Manatcha at the Super Bowl. Right,
became the first Australian to win a Super Bowl. An
amazing classic sport underdog story, one of the great ones.
Make it claim for yourself. Then what are you the
first Australian? Two hatsy you are?

Speaker 15 (30:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
The first Australian to attend the official opening of the
new Target store at Werribee.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Do the song again? What is it they're doing?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Good morning to Sally Humphries. Christian I was the first
person to get stung by a European wasp on my
tongue in nineteen eighty three. Wow, hey do the song.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
I was twelve years old. My tongue swelled up. I
couldn't talk. My tongue had swelled. Thank you Sally for
telling the incredible story there.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
You know, I was always terrified of soft drinks at
a picnic because my mom told me that wasps would
fly into the mouth of the soft drink and then
I would drink the wasp on the inside.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Me too, aren't they terrifying wasps?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
And another fact that it's not just wasps. You will
fear one type of wasp, it's the European ones. And
I fear that sometimes people mistake me for a European wasp.
Some of those feelings you have about European wasts are
projected at people like myself as well. Oh my god,
I've just realized what the day is this Friday? Oh yeah,

(31:14):
Bebruary and check the calendar the fourteenth.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
No, don't panic, We've got you covered.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
When I say we, I mean your friend, my friend,
everybody's friend, Jack Post. If there's one thing this guy
loves to do for you, sweat content nowy my re
memory took a Friday off last week. I don't ask
that to be paid back, but I do ask that
me paidback on the International Day of Love on Valentine's Day,

(31:40):
and he's paying it back to you, listener.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Jack has agreed.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
And when I say greed, I mean we had to
have a negotiation Jack and I about this, And there's
nothing more romantic, nothing romantic than a negotiation about the
Day of Love Valentine's Day to write one of you.
Abe spoke Valentine's Day song to be performed live, not
lip syncing like Kendrick Lamar, live on this show. We

(32:05):
may regret the live part, but it's happening. A date
for destiny is calling us forward. So how do you
see this working?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Do you want us to give you the song a
classic love song you add the lyrics to it?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, let me. I'll choose a classic love song when
I feel what's right. I'll have to meet our people today.
If someone stands out to me, I'll go, all right, Maria,
I know it's going to be you. I can feel it.
And then I'll go and fetch the song and then
combine the two worlds to.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Quite a horrible gloopy love noise though, well, so I
hope we never hear it again. So it's people trying
to win this for their partner? Is it because someone
might arrange this prize? Maybe they screwed up last year.
They've never really done anything spectacular and this is spectacler
the last cut La Valentine's and so.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
They could be surprised on Friday Show. But I was
calling them.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Live, going, hey, Marie, yes, I think that's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
David loves you very much. What hell? And that is
the kind of grond glloid we get.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
I'm bloody toll right, Blady kicked him out the other day.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
What do you want? All right?

Speaker 12 (33:12):
Jack?

Speaker 5 (33:14):
That is roughly how it's going to go. So don't
worry if you miss it Friday. That's what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
And I think people if people are calling up next
to say they want a song, it can't just be
I've got nothing planned for Friday. And so can you
do this already?

Speaker 5 (33:29):
You're already cutting down ninety percent of the course. We
get about that, all right. So it's you win this
for your other half, you.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Win it for your love.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Oh my god, what a beautiful gift.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
This is It's better than any kind of flowers, isn't it?
You know that you're going to write a bespoke love
song and before on the show, just for their partner,
their significant other.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
It is more unique than flowers.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Really, he's really lower.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Already offering his uniqueness.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
That can be unique's uniquely and this is gonna be
one of your comedy parody songs. Is it that one
about the ghost watching someone do something to themselves and
the belly a day goes by?

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Why memory, I know we'll stop like that sticks in
the mind of watching it. That was unique.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
This will be genuine yet yeah, okay, not with a
sting in the tell you know that when Ama Sanders
starts losing it in.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
The wedding, a European Waster's got the song.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
And we've agreed at a maximum run time partner negotiations
of ninety seconds. Seems like all right, cooling. Now, what
a gift to surprise your partner with this Friday call
us now tell us why we should pick you and
your partner.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Christian O'Connell's show, Christian, Can we get the love song
that Jack writes and performs this Friday, burn onto a
couple of CDs if our partner is the same name
for us lazy lovers came it? Yeah, I mean some
more just for you Marie also burning it onto a
CD here in Paul.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Oh, we can put it on an email now to you.
All right.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
So this's Friday, on Valentine's Day. Jack is going to
perform a song he has written just for your partner.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
What a great price? Nine four one four one four
three Amy, Good morning.

Speaker 17 (35:24):
Good morning, Hi Christian, Hi Jack.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Well Amy.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
First of all, I'm sorry that you've got to call
up and ask for this for your partner.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Your partner should be calling up getting you the same.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
No, it's all right.

Speaker 17 (35:35):
He's probably at work already, so it's fair, all right.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
So tell us what normally happens on Valentine's Day? Do
you do much?

Speaker 17 (35:43):
Well, we're not big Valentine's Day people normally, but we've
got a seven month old baby, so romance hasn't been
high on the priority list in our house.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
And how's it going.

Speaker 17 (35:54):
He's great, He's a dream, he's a little angel.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Yes, supermotin on the night.

Speaker 17 (36:00):
Oh, like as much as any baby.

Speaker 14 (36:01):
I think.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
That means no. Yeah, we all heard Amy goes.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
What if you have to ask me that? And Amy,
what has he got baby boy or a girl?

Speaker 5 (36:16):
What have you got? Amy?

Speaker 17 (36:16):
Little boy?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Little Leo, little Leo, lovely name. Okay, and so so
not much sleep at the moment, not much romance, and
then yet this fun times especially all you want is
sleep and Leo to go down easily Friday exactly.

Speaker 17 (36:29):
But yeah, my husband's done an amazing job juggling work
and new baby, and so I think he deserves a
song from Jack. Definitely, no effort from me, but a
song from Jack would be beautiful.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Some from Jack effort would beautiful. You're right now, that would.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Be And Amy, what's his name? Because I want to
say if it rhymes mad anything?

Speaker 17 (36:47):
Yeah, his name's Hayden.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Hayden, Maiden, Hayden. Nothing's coming to mind straight away, but okay,
I can work with it.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I like to say on this one, what's his favorite band?
Does he have a favorite band or anythink if we'll for.

Speaker 17 (37:00):
Inspiration, Well, his favorite bands led Zeppelin, But I don't know.
But our first dance wedding song was Watermelon Sugar by
Harry Styles.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Caden Melon sugary. Listen. You know I'm just an average Joe.
I'm not a pro.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I like we have a think of it about it, taker.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Amy, it could be you. Let's go to Robbie. Now,
come on in, Robbie.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, we're good, Robbie. So Valentine's Day? You fancy something
different for your partner?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (37:41):
Jack, I need your help, buddy, I need you to
save me. There was our tenth wedding anniversary this week,
just gone. I completely forgot about it till the night before,
she forgot about it on the day, and I haven't
thought about Valentine's Day yet.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
So I'm mom desperate, man, I need to help. You
could be double duck Nut's my friend.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Tens of Biggie. We just celebrated ten over christ.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Yes, it's a memorable one. First your first decade together.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Yeah, it speaks volumes about the both of us, doesn't it.

Speaker 18 (38:12):
In two.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
I thought that was her. Don't miss that turn off.
By the way, it's only about a hundred meters.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Now, I'm tense, Robbie. Turn awas love. Now, Robbie, tell
us about your partner.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
What's her name?

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Her name's Alana Elana else our wedding song was someone
Like You by Van Morrison, So that would be a
good one to go to.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Or I'm thinking or Something's coming to be straight away
the Pinutlata song like if something something in Alana. My
name is Robbie, I love Alana.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Let me think more about fred Day Show. How busy
we're going to be. I'm putting the whole thing. Let
me work on that, all right, All right, Robbie.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Trouble is not now. I know we agreed one song.
How can you You got to say no to one of these?

Speaker 19 (39:10):
And there's those more people calling in this poor Amy.
You know that's got a seven month old baby tired
right now. You I'm not calling her. I don't want
the team to call her and say no, it's not
you. You can call her. And you know we've got Robbie
Dave who's just screwed up that you need you.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
He I can only do ninety seconds top if you
want to forty five, If you want to put forty
five each, if you want to put multiple people into
a ninety second song, it's your shot.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
This it's hard hard.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
In the coach with Jack, what about forty five second each?
So forty five seconds of a love song for amyep
and then a different forty five second one for Robbie Deal.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yes The Art of the Deal.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Jack, you have an amazing story, actually have a good deed.
You did yesterday for a stranger.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yesterday stopped a girl was broken down in the middle
of the road at a red light, and I thought,
I can do this. I've been pushed myself before, strangers
have helped me with a broken down car in the past.
I can get out and push it. It was wasn't
until I was at the back of the car and
told her to put it into neutral that I thought,
I've actually never done this before. And as I went

(40:18):
to heave the car, I'm in my crocs as well,
so not a lot of purchase on the ground.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
I just can't the Kansas City Chiefs. You know, my
home's probably a crocs on.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
I just couldn't get it started, and I'm pushing with
all my might, thinking I just have to get a
bitter momentum.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Did you do the man's plaining thing? Definitely mutual, is you,
darling lady? Now wonder she's got stucky on this big
here man here. How can I just have a quick
check just my own curiosity.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I also what I worried, that is if I you
I stopped pushing, is it going to goa neutral? Is
it coming to come backwards?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
And I've chasing you down?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Luckily, another good citizen, and actually I took both of us,
and the power of both of us were.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Able to push pushed us one.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
We pushed us one, and we were able to get
us safely to the side of the road. We all
felt better for it.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
And you heard him right as well. Suzuk is well
well known to be the heaviest one chief.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
It's just like a little naughty car.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
It's going to just pickure that moved it around the corner,
all right. So this on and then we're looking for
your stories. You could be winning with your stories this
morning one thousand dollars for our instant Calder of the week.
Did you come to the aid of a stranger or
did the stranger come to your aid?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Christian O'Connell Show. So today then we're looking for your stories.
Did you come to help of a stranger or did
the stranger come to your help? Nine four one four,
one four three Stacy, Good morning.

Speaker 14 (41:57):
Good morning Christian. How are you.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Yeah, I'm good, welcome to show. Thank you very much
for cooling in.

Speaker 14 (42:02):
Ah So about twenty five years ago, I was in
Bali on holiday and we were all out at a
club and I dislocated my knee doing the limbo and
I was really getting down there.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Yeah, I mean you were trying to win that three drinks.

Speaker 16 (42:23):
I'm not very coordinated.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
How many people have a few drinks on a holiday
injure themselves limbo? I've never I've never seen anyone even
try and do a limbo sober. I didn't have like
a breathalyser. So you can't take partners limbo, you haven't
enough to drink.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
You don't see see limbo at the Olympics, maybe that
Brisbane one.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
It's kind of the level they're going to go at limbo.
All right, So you're limbo ing and you dessiccate your knee.

Speaker 12 (42:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (42:55):
So I had a really long skirt on, so nobody
could tell what I'd done, and people would trying to
pick me up and help me, and I'm like, no, no,
I can't get up, I can't get up. I didn't
know what I'd done, but I was really lucky. They
just it was so funny. They just moved the limbo
to the other side of the room and left me
on the floor.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
We can't move race horses for that tent around you
hopefully doesn't in the same way.

Speaker 14 (43:20):
But I was there with my mom and my sister,
and I was lucky enough to have There was two
Ozzie nurses that were in the club, and they came
over and they were talking to my mom and they
actually popped my knee back into playing help me.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Oh, and then you get that limbo or move back
over and carry on. It was so funny, Stacy, great story.
Thank you very much for sharing. You mate, made us laugh.
Thank you have a good day.

Speaker 14 (43:45):
Thanks you too.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Bye bye, Troy. Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 18 (43:49):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I'm good, Troy. So are you helping the stranger as
the stranger helping you?

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Now?

Speaker 18 (43:54):
A stranger helped me so pretty much. I went boots
speaking with my ex girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
And.

Speaker 18 (44:00):
All of a sudden, she just after we finished, she
just left me there with another guy and I started
walking home in the direction I thought it was and
then a complete stranger, a nice young lady picking up
mind you on like six foot one and to pick
her up and drove me all the way home.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Oh, quite stories. We were looking for who's up the
phone called? Who gave you a lift? For twenty minutes?
That's Friday Show. Of course we're known for that on
this show. Okay.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
I was writing him for him decide that I'm married.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah, yeah, just something.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
So a great story always ends up my share this
with an entire city.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Oh he thought, I'll get that one thousand dollars out
of him. All right, Nikki, let's just reset everything, all right, Niki,
good morning.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
What's your story though?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Were you saved the strangers or was a stranger helping
you were giving you a lift?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Time?

Speaker 9 (45:06):
I saved two strangers, So what happened? I'm making up
for the last story?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Thank you on your head, Come on save the show, Nikki, Nikki,
what's your story?

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Mate?

Speaker 9 (45:17):
I was over in the Bahamas many many many years ago,
and I was on a boat three hours out from land,
and I was just looking staring into the horizon, and
I thought I could see something. So I asked the
captain if you had some binoculars. And I had a look,
and I said, that looks like people and he had
a look and suddenly we're out driving to them. It

(45:41):
took half an hour to get to them. And it
was two people who'd been left by a dive boat.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Oh my god, wow.

Speaker 9 (45:48):
Yeah, I were exhausted. It was very very strong current.
And yeah, three hours from land, so.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
You would actually would have saved their lives.

Speaker 10 (45:58):
I did.

Speaker 9 (45:59):
Yeah, So I get an emotional thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Yeah, Oh my god, I'm getting emotional thinking about that.
Is there amazing? What made you look up? Because you're right.
If you ever tried to spot people at a distance,
it's impossible. The way when they're searching for people, it's
so hard. It's like it's harder than a need in
a haystack.

Speaker 9 (46:16):
Well, we're doing a shark dive and I had a
cold and I tried to go down and I couldn't
equalize because of my ears blocked. So I boarded the
dive and I just sat on the boat while everyone
else was still down there, and so I just was
staring off into the distance, nothing else to do, and
it was just meant to be.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah what it was, because if you'd gone down, you're
in a totally different place. You don't you don't catch
them in that precise moment.

Speaker 9 (46:44):
Yeah, no, it was. Well, the dive boat was there
when we got there, and they were packing up and leaving,
and so we're talking about a good forty five minutes
that boat had been gone and left those people, and
the current so strong it took them so far out.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah, they're drifted, and also they're getting tired and shark
infested waters.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
You'd be going for shark dive. There's sharks around there.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
Well, three hours they were out in any international.

Speaker 13 (47:09):
Tracks, Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
Yeah, the movie came out about ten people left and
I went and saw it by myself because I knew
I'd be really emotional about it. But that story wasn't
about me and the people we saved. But yeah, it
was amazing that I was able to take.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Tell me, so, if you don't mind what happened when
you got there, there must have just been well they
exhausted to getting them out of the sea, there must
have been shock.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
Yeah, they were in complete shark exhausted. I mean you
could imagine what's going through your brain. So we didn't
take them back in. We stayed where we were, and
they when we saw them, we chat the captain called
the previous dive boat that left and they came back
and picked them up.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
That's an awkward trip back in it. Yeah, I got
two of them.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
Yeah, so I doubt I would say they would have
been sued and whatever else went with it. But it
was even. There was no talking on our boat on
the way back. Three hours of everyone just everyone's sitting
there in shock.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Oh my god. Yeah, I mean, honestly, Nikki, what a story.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (48:18):
So, as I told your makeup for the last four.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
You've saved actually two lives, you said the radio show.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Your characters actually needed help getting home. Where is the
previous cause?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Nick, what a beautiful story. Thank you so much for
sharing it with us today. Mate, You're welcome, all right,
have a good day. Thanks Nick, You're well done.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Thanks the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Christian O'Connell's show up for grabs today on the time
Waster two hundred and fifty dollars in cash for the
best one thanks to Survivor.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Today is thank a Butcher Day.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Drop in there, even if you don't need any meat
to stick your head on the door and did yell out.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Thanks Butcher's. This is great news.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Australia has topped the most recent global meat eating ladder.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
World.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Don't everyone, world, I've been doing your bit meat eaters.
In twenty twenty four, aust trainings ate more than one hundred.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
And twenty kilos. What each of us one hundred and
twenty kilos every year?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
We're a nation of Jordan Peterson's.

Speaker 12 (49:25):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
That's a lot of meat per month. We're now ahead
of America. You don't want to be tracking that way.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
If it could be lean meat, it could be lean.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Look around, look around now. It's just always good to
That's all I'm saying. There's no judgments. I'm just saying,
look around, look around.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I had Wallaby for the first time ever this week.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
It must be nice. Yeah, lovely relatable story. That is wow.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Not a pal of Kings, and it's not done in
my local bodies. Excuse me, good man, where is your
Wallabee meat? I'm bored of the an option.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
What was it like, Jack?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
It was tough, but god revaulting send it back and
thirty grams of protein per one hundred grams.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
Hi, so you had it out. You didn't cook it yourself.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I didn't cook it myself.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
It's any part of a new KFC options. The colonel
are killing anything that man, it can't be stopped. Where
was I?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, so I'm with the stats. Yeah uh
well yeah, we're head of America. Argentini's at number four.
If you're wondering, what about three? The Argentineans are there?
Bahamas at four and then the Kiwi's at number five. Now,
this is a fun thing on the radio show that
most eaten number three. Oh, thinking of man, we've.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Got vegans crying right now. Vegan tears.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Chicken has to be number one.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
You've got it, my friend.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
This man knows his meat straight in with those stats
about the protein per gram.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Change at number one. But what's the number two? Meet
boy o three?

Speaker 6 (50:58):
No, I reckon it's pork?

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Well fish is it? Number four?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Lamb at number five? Okay, Today we're looking for your
meat songs.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
What are the butcher's listening to? Pork Life? God plus
cod is a DJ Gold.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Gammon, felt the noise, Silver stuck in the Schnitzel with you,
Silver plus Palmer Comeleon, go oh my god boy, George
loves Telly who also loves meat. Lou Bager, that's right, Hambo.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Number five Gold Jim Morrison. He loved the meat sandwich.
That's right. Yeah, it's at Christmas time. He'd always be
by Heavens Storm.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
From sometimes you got to sacrifice yourself for the gold
there bot on Heavens Storm.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Jack, what have you got? Meat songs?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
New pork, new pork.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Oh very good, so good that the name it nice
gold sexual veiling. Sorry yeah, yeah, yeah, the artist isn't
the problem.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Bronze brad out of Hell for the bratwurst.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Oh yeah, there's a brad out of Hell for the
mumbling gold.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
And I want a sausage roll all night and Patty
every day. Wow, I thought, I don't.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
You You don't give out the studio centering.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I want a sausage.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Roll on Heaven's door.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
And Patty every day ride kill.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
All right, So what have you got? Then?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
We're looking film meat songs, text some men O four
seven five three one O four three.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
The Christian O'Connell show, podcast Time Wasted.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Today we're looking film meat songs. Spenston's show The best
one we get. You win two hundred and fifty dollars
in cash thanks to Survivor.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Jack. You're ready to mark.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I'm hungry Christian, fill me up, all right, meets incoming.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
All right, let's find out all songs are the butcher's
listening to on fank a butcher day Palma, don't preach silver,
steaky breaking hearts gold, an Andrew sitting on the howk
of the bay, gold, shinzier lionel Richie, say you salami silver,
the meat is on proten Who left the snags out?

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Who who? Silver?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Plus if you want to be my lover one for
Jackie Christy got my mind set on wagoo gold, sean
well done case snag bronze. I would do anything for
nugs meat loaf gold, well done, working class spam gold.

(53:57):
That's on Anita, you drive me Kronski silver, you better
be ham soon gold.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
That's some Lee Collins. Everybody was tofu fighting.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Not really made. No bronze, can't given any points.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
I touched my sausage bronze. I thought he'd give that gold.
Uh sorry, Nathan, all right, this one they reckon only
got a tufa.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Ohammion ding rasher dy ding gold. Yeah we don Tom
Tucker's slaughter.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Oh that's very good.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Good.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
I want to hear it sounds like a great misheard.
That's some Ash, well done, Ash, Let meat entertain you,
Gold and suspicious solamis Silver sounds.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Like someone else though.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Yeah, all right, jackie boy, who's getting the two hundred
and fifty dollars for the best one.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Congratulations to Ash for Tucker's slaughter.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Yeah, Tucker's slaughter is brilliant and well done.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
The Christian O'Connell show by just in.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Few day entries on a time where sits your mind.
I just read them out because oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
They can't win, but for fun they win a lot.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
I want to rump and roll all night long.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Silver, take on Meat, Gold, Baby Got Snacks, Silver plus.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Purple vein gold, Really I fill it? No, this is
actually just sir. I don't know why. I just randomisson
shopping list. Does it come my way? Something? Pump up
the lamb Gold Christian.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I had an older couple saved my life driving back
home for Christmas Eve about ten years ago when a
huge hunt one crawled up the inside of the winter windscreen.
I am arachnophobia, terrified of spiders, quickly pulled over. Petrofied
I jumped out of the passenger seat beside me, got
at the car that way, hold down a car, flag
down strangers to help me?

Speaker 5 (55:51):
A lovely old couple. Why in danger them just because
they're old. The lovely couple grabbed an old towel from
the car. Old people always have everything, don't they? Thursday,
get tows whatever you need and killed the hairy monster
for me. I made it back home safely. They saved
my life. Wow, Deborah, thank you all right?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
So saving Valentine's Day this Friday is our man, Jack
post Cupid for the morning. He has agreed to write
and perform two original love songs for two of you.
At first, Amy, we heard about this morning, new mum,
seven month old baby.

Speaker 7 (56:27):
We're not big.

Speaker 17 (56:28):
Valentine's Day people normally, but we've got a seven month
old baby, so romance hasn't been high on the priority
list in our household. My husband's done an amazing job
juggling work and new baby, and so I think he
deserves a song from Jack. Our first dance wedding song
was Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Wow, so you're going to start today adding your magic.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I'm going to rework this song into a perfect love
song for Amy and Hayden.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Teita.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I remember their names by Friday.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
The kiddie Leo Leo, that's right, maybe a little sprinkling
of leo.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Well, it's right.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
No, no, no, no, it's not appropriate. Act she don't
start doing that again. I'm not the headmaster, okay.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
And they're not just that busy little boy this week, now,
is it?

Speaker 17 (57:16):
He?

Speaker 5 (57:17):
What about Robbie's song?

Speaker 8 (57:18):
Jack, I need your help, buddy, I need you to
save me. There was our tenth wedding anniversary this week,
just gone completely forgot about it until the night before,
and I haven't sort of out Valentine's Day yet, So
I'm desperate, man, I need you help.

Speaker 16 (57:30):
Her name's Alana.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
You're the polop.

Speaker 8 (57:32):
Jack will go with whatever you think.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Tell you what you think if you like him. Colada Alana,
Pina Kalada pena. Alana's what you've done?

Speaker 1 (57:43):
It is for Rob and Alana. I'm working there.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Yeah, making love in the rain. They're not going to
get steamy the songs, aren't they? No?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
No, No, they'll be PG friendly pig yeah, because we're
always behaving twenty four seven. Guyst't forget Okay.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I've got a question jnaire for Amy Robbie.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Is there some dull admin or my song or something
so we can subscribe my Twitch videos.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
So we can learn more about their partners.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
And creepy, isn't it why you're now conducting your own.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Love going to write a love song about them? Part
I need to know that?

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Yeah, yeah right? What's some of these questions?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
And how did you first meet? What was your first
impression of them? What's the smallest thing about them that
makes you love them more?

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Smallest then what you said, We aren't going to get steamy.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
What hobbies do they have?

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (58:32):
My god, nothing ro romantic? You know, some of the
greatest love songs have been waiting. None of them have
about hobbies.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
What do they do for work?

Speaker 5 (58:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Fell in love with a trainy man?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
And do you have a pet name for them?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
We might know as Alana, but she could be Snooks.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Yeah, yeah, this is how he does it. Guys, we're
getting a beat behind the curtain, not the Wizard of Us.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
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