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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Welcome to The Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Rio, Hey guys,
Good morning, bats morning, Good morning Alex.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Third morning.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Last week on the show, we were talking about the
humble but great and powerful club sandwich. Yes now only
ever seen on hotel menus room service.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, that is their domain, yea.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
And it's never anywhere else ever, anywhere else, never seen.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
We were to say, why is this Because you see
on that in room dining menu and you're like, oh
my god, this club sandwich. That is what I'm getting.
There's nothing else there. I don't want anything else. It's
the club sandwich. And then we were as we were
talking about it often happens when you start talking about food,
you imagine food, especially early in the morning, when you
haven't had a breakfast or enough food in your stomach,

(01:12):
you start to almost need immediately. And so we started
to wonder what establishment could make us a club sandwich.
And when we're talking about obviously Patsy's beloved Langham five
star service, five star hotel, and she said, I can
sort some out.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
That day is here and it's today. We thought yesterday
was big news.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Monday, I think actually tasty Tuesday is even better.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
So pats is Andre, who has a proper big job there.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Please tell me he hasn't brought these club sandwiches in
and delivered.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
He starts very very early. He's always in the office.
It does a very long day, twelve hour days.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
He's also terrified of you. No no, I saw him.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I saw once arrive here at five point fifteen am,
right pursuited with a jack onto it. He looked like
someone who ran bucking in Paris. And I said, I
actually touching, Andre, What you doing here? And he was
literally I thought he was gonna start crying. He had
this amazing cake that you'd have at all wedding and
he went, it's Patsy's birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Noah, I didn't know, and I.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Did the old Let me let me take that up
the two flights for it so you can go back
to you And no, no, I need to hand this
to it, as if I need to hand this like
it was serving a writ or something. I need to
hand this over physically. So have we all got club sandwiches?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah? I believe so. The chefs have been at it
through the not today.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Can only the rest of the day, Can easy just
be just be a breeze. You've already won, you know,
we start the show in Monday. Winners or losers. Already
we're winning. Life feels very differently. I mean this is
living like mad Kings and Queens, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
I mean literally having club sandwiches like our own room.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Stir you listening to this thinking, oh my god, it
must be great to have this life Christian.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It isn't like this normally. We are not Kay and j.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Now, obviously we have listeners here in Melbourne that that's
not the only different. The other one is they I
think they actually might have a full time barrista. Yes,
you know, I met the guy whose job it is
to look at the moon and report back to what
it looks like here in Melbourne to Kay and Jay.
So they have a very beautiful I think they have
a brister coffee machine. A club sandwich once a year

(03:26):
is all we need.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Seriously, Breakfast TV it ate, No, you're a long way.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
From Kansas, Dorothy, you can click.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Those ruby red slippers and you ain't ever going back
to Carl. Carl got him in the breakup at it's
kind of so is it rude for me just to
put on a song now? Or because to help the
pacing of the show, but so we can eat.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
The listeners will understand that once we get a full belly,
we'll do a better show.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
A happy us is a happy then, and you get
a great eighty song now, listeners, right, where are those
club sandwiches?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You're jumping into your club sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
So much chicken, so much bacon mayo.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Right, just the right mix. Yeah, beautiful, something has happened
in transit to mine. Bat me up here.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
You saw mine came perfectly, four beautifully stacked slices.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yours looks like it's.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Been violently shook up.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, Patsy, don't give
me that old no, because a chain of command, Andre
would have brought these all perfectly stacked in in order.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's gone Andre, Patsy to me.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
No, I haven't had them. I haven't had them. You
need to speak to she brought them?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Um, Caitlyn.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Caitlyn, did you shake mine on purpose?

Speaker 7 (04:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, No.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
This morning you said you had a very very bad
night's sleep, some strange dream. And then as I was
talking to you about a possible story from me on
today's show, you yawned in my face.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I'm already having some problems with you. You better be announcing.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Say that you booked Oprah Winter in the last twenty
four hours.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
How do you deliberately keeps mine around the office. I
have not deliberately Come and have a look. It's like
a stirffly. It looks like this is an act of terrorism.
All I'm actually so far was a loose piece of.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Chicken like a mad Viking. Lord, I'm okay with that
connuting it all right, Let's talk about yesterday Monday. Winners
or losers, Rio, How was your day yesterday?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
My day was not great.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Exactly a week ago, I got sucked in by one
of those Instagram ads.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
For I think they call it micro.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Learning, like an educational and I said, replace doom scrolling
with micro learning.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh, that's a good idea, though I would love to do. Yeah,
learn language or well.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
This one I wanted it was you could learn anything
you wanted, but this one was the history of the
human race.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I was learning about evolution and humans.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
But obviously have you read the Eu hold Nahari book
Homo Sapiens.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
No, Oh, that is an amazing vibe, though I think
it was based on that, because I think they just
like take bits from famous bright and turn it into
an app.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
And I was like, I'd love to do that.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
I did it one or two days, and then it's
just not as good as Instagram.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I've done so many of those courses. There's so many
unfinished courses. You know.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
You log back in and you see that progress bar. Yes,
you're like done three of nineteen.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
And I thought, maybe I'll do it when I'm on
the loo. I'll do it when I'm in transit or something.
I never used it, and then I forgot to unsubscribe.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Oh no, no, it's.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Been a week, and now I've got slugged with a
whole It does doesn't even do a monthly one.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I got you a year.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, you know what we're doing, small thing, big rage.
I feel like we could get into that right now
because that whole scam, it's right of the used to
be the council like a month to month thing. Now
it's a year at a time. I don't know how
many people have been ripped off with that. All of
us have got so version of that. Yeah, whether you're
getting your Dodgy VPN or something like that, that's not me.

(07:14):
Home streaming is killing broadcasting. I'm saying other people. I'm
talking about evil people. But that whole thing is a year. Yes,
there's no I know that.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
That whole thing.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Try now cancel anytime in thirteen months time. It's not
trying to leave your gym. It's easy to get divorced
from somebody.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
To leave your gym, you just get his notification. It
was like one hundred and thirteen dollars.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
What, oh my god, because I remember thinking the whole week,
don't forget Monday xcution.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
You've got to put it in your You've got to
put it in your calendar.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yes, which I know now. Otherwise it just you just
forget and it just rolls around. You've got to cancel
it and he goes you this subscription ends in twenty
twenty six.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
They're like, god, damn it, you got me.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
That's the whole business.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Money's e money, just tricking people.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yes, I lost about my fourth set of Apple air
pods yesterday. I actually think they're designed this way to
be lost. They're tiny, they're very light, they fall around,
they're so smooth you're.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Got to pick it up.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's like a bar of soap, but it slips out
your fingers. Right, I've lost, and I'm not going to
pay the extortion amount to get.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
A brand new pair.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
So this morning I realized they were lost. And I
always listened to on the way and to it, and
I was like, I was riddly on a small one.
I was so annoyed. I was not going to find
a cheaper pair. So you know when you go into
Google rope and it does auto complain, So I typed
in what I just want to say because they're called earbuds.
Because I got to air pods, it would just send
me to about the different prices and place you didn't

(08:42):
get the Apple ones. So I just chiped in what
ear before I could get to pods?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Google auto complete said for what ear? What did it
fill out for me?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
What is the is my best ear?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
What ear is the gay one? And I was just like,
what lived there's a gay ear?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I didn't have to, obviously, and then simply googled what's
a gayear?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Left ear?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Is the gay ear?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yes? Yes? Why would we switch it up?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
That perhaps is right? Still?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I thought that was just like a cliche from less time.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Yes, I mean I think back in the day, when
you were trying to be a bit more secretive, like
a bit of a non to other gays, you'd put
it in the left ear. I think these days you
could be a bit more open with your gayness, but
it's still the left ear. If I saw someone with
a little stud owning in the left ear, I'd be
like gay.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
This is why when I was sixteen, I told my
mum and daddy wants to get an ear pissed. My
dad said, are you a pirate or are you gay?
And at the time I was just like, what.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Is that crazy old man on amount?

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Now, all these years I'm like, Oh, my dad before
Google was concerned. He doesn't put in the gay Maybe
he wants to put it.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
In the gay ear. I didn't know what he meant.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Then, yeah, it's right either pirate ear.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I don't know. I need to get older.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
My daddy obviously knows the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Do
you know when you use Google House autocomplete and sometimes
it's sort of yeah, that drop down menu, and you're like,
good God, I didn't want any of these. You realize
what kind of people are trucking stuff into Google these days,
and it creates some kind of footprint for all of
us that is not what we were looking for.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
And you're like, wow, that was me this morning.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I've lost my Apple AirPods and there's not a third
pair of loss. So I was like, I need to
find some cheap alternatives. This can't care on the cost
of fortune. So I simply just got as far as
into Google search what's ear? So I was about to
go like what ear buds are as good as Apple pros?
I get as far as what ear and then that
drop down auto commute goes, what ear is the gay ear?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Under that? What ear is the gayear for men? Under that?
What ear piercing is gay? So how old is Google?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
This is nineteen eighties, teenager google gayear?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
And then I was like, this is in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I had my hair piers because you know, member women
bross were massive patsy. I want to look like a
big old gold hooped earrings they had, so I told
my mom and dad and they were My dad said, listen,
you're raither gay.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
You're a pirate. Which is it? I don't know on earth?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Inmates, Now, you mistakenly got this wrong real.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yes, sorry, sorry, especially as resident gay on.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
The y and that is Rio's job title.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Come in to work.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I was a good to hire a resident gay, and
you were the best I found you. I went scouting
around Chapel Street and I found it there. That's what
you were doing, opportunity employer.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay, I mean I beed rainbow.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yes, Everyboddy.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Sorry, I was thinking my I said left ear, but
it is the right ear.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I guess. Well, you've really woken up a lot of listeners.
Christians made me just go it. But he is Rio.
It's the right the left one done.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Rio made me start questioning everything about myself.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Don Rio is wrong in Melbourne left here.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
This is not Melbourne space, is it? Why is everything
you have to come down to location? This crazy country?
Well over an Adelaide. Oh yeah, you get a prince.
Albert Rio was wrong in Melbourne left Here was tough
guy here in the eighties. I have my left ear
done because tough guy. It's tough as guy. In England,
I was known as this is what Don was text messages.

(12:46):
Ria was wrong in Melbourne. Left here was tough guy
here in the eighties, not gay ere Don.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yes, sorry done, You are right.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
You're more knowledgeable about the gays than I am.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
So glad we cleared all of that up.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
In this city, so many big musicals are opening and
new wants to come in. Obviously we're so broocided. Countdown
to MJ the musical. I was just seeing my inbox
a press release about Tarzan.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's there's a blast in the past.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
When did you hear anyone on the radio talking about Tarzan?
Right now, anyone who's under the age of about thirty
is going, what did he just say?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Marsan Carson, is it something you Marvel hero?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
He was the o G Marvel hero, A guy swinging
from tree to tree and.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
A rope vine.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
That's what I forgot about.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
He't King of the jungle.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yes, and Jane, watch out for that tree jungle.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yes, yes, it's the whole air thing.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
It's I'm ready throwing the show to me.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
He did you have a monkey friend though, didn't he?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, Michael Jackson, well he did, Yes, He's get his
own musical.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
But Tarzan, I'm sure didn't he have a mate. I
can't think of his mate. Someone will knows Tarzan and
Jane was yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, no she was.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I remember getting the cartoon books of it from my
local library, early Pawl and they described Jane as his
playmate a different time, at different time, and he knew
what it's put that piercing in as well.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
But I think he did have a pet.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
He had a monkey with him and his shoulder on
his shoulders. I guessing it was it would have been
a macaque.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
No, it wasn't it. I thought it was a little
chimp or something, a bona bo perhaps.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I think that might be a certain thing for you,
my friend. Don't google that. Listeners that and what he
was gay.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's quite a footprint you're creating their next So goes
on your computer. What have you been searching? It's not
even at seven a m. Can you google what ape
or what monkey Titarzan have?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
It was turk and it was a chimpanzee.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
The name was.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Oh so glad we cleared that up today. We're really
doing great work today.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Do you know what they released free Willie? Was it
eighty nine or nine three? Or when did TN record Life?
Four brands? I'm not very good with taste. Does anybody?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
And they know?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
What's the year again? What's the year? My friend?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Lots of texts coming in right now about Tarzan. Christian
Tarzan had a monkey called Cheetah.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
No he didn't. Christian Tarzan had a monkey called Jai.
Where have you got that one? From? Jackie? The monkey
was cheeta is I'm getting a lot of message saying
it's Cheetah. There is Cheetah.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
Yeah, there's Cheetah and turk Turkey is from the cartoon Cheetah.
I think it was from the original Hollywood film in that.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah. The big question is how do you get a
music about this?

Speaker 8 (15:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
And also are there vines actual monkey?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Or is it a small child who wants to get
their big break in show biz?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
You know, twenty years from now The Graham Norton Show.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
But if your first role was an ape in Melbourne
the Prince Regent Theater In Tarzan the musical, Tarzan doesn't
speak He can't talk really no, I think I think
is right? Yes, butculary maybe he can sing, sing, dance

(16:30):
and swing. Yes, if we tell you James again, easy
with those accents. The sorry, it's starting to become every day.
Yesterday we had that Jamaican Indian woman. All right, So
what's the year it's meant to be?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
What's here? My friend?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
We talk about various TV shows, movies, songs. The team
try and take each other on. Guess what year did
it come out? How old is it?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
First of all, we go to the great movie. What
a brilliant action movie. Speeds, great action movie, very smart
action movie. Young beaudil Keanu reeves with close cropped hair
and of course suns will look queer's hotshot.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes
fifty miles an hour, the bomber is armed.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
If it drops below fifty it blows up.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Jennis Hoppot was terrifying.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
There's a bit the scene that I member was always
when he pinches Jeff what's his name from dumb and
Dummer's nose. Yes, he's one of the officers. He doesn't
to his nose and really hurt. But I guess he's
an evil terrorist. This is what they do, is on
brand behavior.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
All right? What was the year though? For Speed?

Speaker 5 (17:41):
I've actually never seen it, but.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
No, no, no, it's a really it's a great idea. It's
a great one. Now I can see Statre and Waldorf.
That's Caitlin and Tina, the producers. One of them was
wagging their finger angrily pointing at you, Tina, what's up?
Are you upset that Pats he hasn't seen Speed?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
It's the best movie ever.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh wow, it is.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
It is good, it is. It is speaking on Please
watch Speed and then we'll prought back to us next month.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Is there just one? Or is there like a secret?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Don't watch the second one on the boat. It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, yeah, the first one is really good, and they've
got so much chemistry together those two.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Anyway, guys, I'm going.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
To say ninety five.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Oh I would have guessed. I guess, yeah, I'll go
ninety four.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I'm going ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Rio is the winner, nineteen ninety four. What do you
think he's got on Rotten Tomatoes?

Speaker 7 (18:34):
Speed ninety four so thirty one years old, seventy four percent?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Hi, oh, eighty two, ninety five percent. It's rare.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
You see an older movie, you get that kind of ranking.
Ninety five percent is high. Now let's go to the
two thousands. Nope, that's given that away. Hang on those
ten years to pick from. Okay, so smart move, mister DJ.
You can see why they've given me the keys to

(19:05):
national radio. They'll be trying to take that back by
the end of the week. Maybe not this guy. Actually
not this guy, all right, So it's one of ten
years in the two thousand and four the OC.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I used to love this show.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh this was the best, great show, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Love of them went on big careers as well. What year?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Three?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh my god, rio it is two from two? Two
thousand and three.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
It was just a blind jess.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Originally an Australian network picked it up, but then Channel
ten aired it on a trial basis and then it
became huge.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Here what is it? Great show? Two thousand and three?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
The OC? Oh? The OC?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh sorry sorry, having a good one. We still got
his receipt where we can take him back.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Who got this guy on?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
You are their granddad? One of these youngers.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
He's great on Tarzan Repedia in there if you.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Want to know about Tarzandny Magic. All right, this might
be in your street.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Then I was about to say the year again smash
Mouth All Star.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Track soundtrack, so I would say early two.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Thousands, late nineties.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Maybe Betsy put a year on it.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Wrong. Yes, he's back.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
In the room, guys, He's back with US World and
Alex Curran. All right, what about we've got another movie now,
Breakfast Club right songs, a classic, classic coming of age movie.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
It's wrong.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
I was never an eighties child. I'm going to say
eighty four.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
You came out before Live Aid because the lave Aid
was nine and eighty five, So I'm going to say
eighty two.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Okay, eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Eighty five? How mean it's forty years old?

Speaker 7 (21:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh wow, got that. Anyway, let's move on. That's a
bit of a downer to end on.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Actually, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
We're doing small Thing, Big Rage.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
What is a small thing that gets you furious?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Small things? Small thing?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Big range from me is we're talking about the scam
of when you sign up for something online, you subscribed,
and they get you. It's either with the pay nothing
for a month. Cancel anytime you're trying to cancel. You
see you've got twelve months. You're locked into it for
twelve months. Yeah, in marriage with some done EVPN. Do

(21:58):
you know what the biggest scouts has been going for
decades is hotels? Okay, you'll be lucky to get into
that room that you've paid for for a day and
night about three or four pm. Old, we've just chat
the room be reatal laughter, three the earliest. Okay, So
it's only a couple of hours of all dinner. You
sleep for eight or nine hours of it and then
then insist you get out at ten am or if

(22:20):
you beg them for a late checkout, that's eleven am.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
What a scam.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
You're in there really await for a couple of hours.
You get up in the morning. You got to go
and have breakfast and get out.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, you should be able to get in there. What midday?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, mid days fit And in.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
The world of tap and go, is still the queuing there? Yes?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, queuing four they're handing the keys in and being
quizzed and had for the minibi. You know, because the amount
of times you go, I don't think I had anything.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Last time, or someone's broken add four beers? Oh yeah,
you mean sure over here? Yeah, they know what you've had?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Should you tap and go? Just have that little dish
in there. You can tap and buy anything with these things.
But you don't get in. There's like three or four
in the afternoon, a couple of hours. You go out,
you come back, your sleep, get up.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
You've got to such a stress in the morning, hurried out.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Now what time is breake? What you always say? What
Thomas breakfas? What times it ends?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I go down now?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Common criminals on the run. You always leave in such
a disheveled state. Cleaner starts ramming the door. They've got
the trolley outside at like five to nine. They start
rattling it, don't they're putting the mop all the brush
up against the door. The hoover starts in the harkwork.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Don only want you in for about four hours.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
You don't really get day and night rates. Yes, yes,
although there are hotels for that night hotels about hourly hotels.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh oh, I see.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Christian doesn't stay in those sort of establishments.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
If I need an afternoon do you mean it's like
one of those down them in Japan?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
The four business people. Aren't they myself? Yeah? Yeah, I
got pass you what small thing? Big rage for you?

Speaker 5 (24:02):
It's with the teenager this week. And she insists on
closing doors with her feet.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh wow, okay, so my left foot is it like
Daniel da Lewis? She's lost us to two other limbs?

Speaker 5 (24:12):
What is the pantry yesterday? With a foot? And I said,
can't you just at least be civil? Please? And you
just like normal people your hands to close the door.
It's like, right, mom gets a foot up and closes
the door.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Is it because it makes it dirty? Is that what
you're thinking about it?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
No, it's just you know, even though my kids are
eighteen and twenty one, they're still at like they're thirteen.
Sometimes just yesterday, just craping the sinker came home to ohme.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
On driver carn dish washing, poat wash. It can't even
just move this like a foot, you mem me?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Last yesterday after the show, but just Kitlin asked a
really an honest question. She said, did your daughters get
up and chew the radio on to hear your big news?
And I went, I just laughed when that is funny,
That is so funny. I haven't said to Ruby was
twenty one, I said. Caitlin said, you know.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Did you get up? She goes, what at seven am?
I went, people don't work? Well, I am. It's like
it's still a moment for your dad. You gonna lie
down on the side of at bed and just turn
the thing on.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yes, you barely have to move.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
It's like seven is the middle of the night. Listen,
that degree course finishes next year. This is not bode well.
We are working life. If you think seven am it
is the middle of the life, that small thing, Big Ray.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast coome.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
On in too.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Christan is just emails Christian if your daughter can't deal
with turning on the radio at seven am yesterday, wait
you hear this. I deal with my twenty eight year
old working daughter who can't even get to work on
time for a ten am meeting because it's too early, Christian?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
What you're I my friend?

Speaker 3 (25:58):
What the.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Christian small thing? Big rates?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
You're stuck in traffic you kindly generously let someone in
from a side street or for you for them to mr.
They don't even have the courtesy to do the thank
you wave. I get really cranky.

Speaker 8 (26:14):
We all do.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I would say it's the number one, number one sort
of small thing, big rage. We always hear about it.
Try I could turn full sort of Liam Neeson on
Michael Douglas and falling down very fine line between good
and evil.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
And that really I will find it'll hurt you. Really,
it costs somebody nothing nice. It means you see somebody,
I see you.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I'll be slightly inconvenience by a second or two so
that you can have an advantage over me.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Rio is now doing it's radio mate, it's doing the
doing the also.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Some way like that was too much wave. That's the
royal wave on a sort of dry through somewhere.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
To make sure they say it too, that you may
deliver yourself. I do it, really, I really make sure
they say it what I do.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I do this one where I'll hold my head for
about ten seconds. Yeah, and they're like, all right, mate,
we'll see you. Let it be knowing I'm not one
of them letting me knowing it's still there. K later,
I'm still holding out.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's like a Superman post really not something else. Yeah, Kristin,
the small stick is on fruit lately.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
O m G.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
You're right, Andre, Why are they so firmly tick it
off fixed to them?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Why do we need them?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
The stickers on the fruit?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
What are they thought? You can't read what it says?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Well, it says where they're, where they're imported from, and
what do we need to make that so you can
make wise choices of If you want to buy local
bucal then.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Just file them like that. Yes, local apples. You could
assie apples English pomy apples in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
It doesn't need to talk about the apple boats.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, but people probably mix them up in the supermarkets too,
you know, like they'd be the same people. Know that
they'd be the same people that eat the grapes. Just
stand there and eat grape.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
No, that's disgusting. No, no, this is not your banquet
touching stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
You're allowed to try one great.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Height of wokeness and this is what rob your generation.
I'm allowed a complimenting great.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
We can't have a house, but god forbid, we have
a bloody Yeah, have anything, and you won't have an
O zone my way.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Anyway, where were we small thing? This is because you
didn't get that house two weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yes, I'm going to eat great.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Christian grain used the show is going national.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I work in reception and what really peased me off
as people who call for someone and they won't say
who they are or where they're from when I asked.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Them for these details. It drives me insane. Do you
know what we should do a special tomorrow of workplace?
Small thing, big rape. I've got one that.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Has been annoying me since I started in with Breakfast
twenty seven years ago. We should definitely do that. All right,
let's take these calls, have been waiting for a while, Andrew,
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Hi, broke hey down both.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Welcome to the show. Andrew. What's the small thing big
grades for you?

Speaker 8 (29:21):
The small thing big rades for me is with my
wife leaves wrong with all halfway up. No, we're a tet.
So when I walk through and saw off and when
I come back at knock yourself out. It's done all
the time.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Now, i'd be worried that you're damaging the roller door.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
If you're leaving it half half done, it's not good
for them for the roller door.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
It's in like a stress position.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
Yeah, he turns around, she shave and pale. But I'll
tell you what, I'll better not get three toms in
your horse once playing football and twice.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
For my watch running into the door.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Yes, all that and other things.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I'll say, right, okay, Andrew, thank you very much. You call.
Let's go to Marie. All good? Indeed, Marie, all good.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
All good?

Speaker 4 (30:07):
My grade?

Speaker 9 (30:08):
Is it two am in the morning?

Speaker 10 (30:10):
What happens that little you know secret way? We're trying
to keep your eyes closed and there's only two squazes
off toilet packer lift and you've got to do the
pilatees turn around to try and get the new.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
You're right, it is a pilazzis move.

Speaker 10 (30:29):
Yes, but this is a repeat offender, Christian.

Speaker 8 (30:34):
This is Steve.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Oh no, he's back with new gear. Now it's there's
Steve really Steve really, Oh my what my wife does this?
I think, actually think we need glow in the dark,
lou Rolls. That is a genius.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
No, seriously, because you're right. You don't want to turn
the lights on because that light comes in and wake
you all. The light is bad at nighttime, must be
a blackened out cave to try and get some sleep,
and so.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
You need to glow in the dark.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Ones loominous Steve roll you know or again you know,
like the fridge will give you an annoy alarm. If
you've accidentally left that door open by two millimeters, it
would just start winging.

Speaker 10 (31:18):
Sounds like my back.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Maybe the loo roll needs to do a small irritating
noise when it's getting lower.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
It is that Steve laughing?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Or is that you?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Marie?

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Oh my?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Did anyone else think that she can do?

Speaker 11 (31:42):
It?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Was?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
It was an amazing sort of tone shift, like Whitney Houston.
To do that and get up to another one, You're like,
how do you do that? That is Marie? That laugh
is one of my favor laughs.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
It's like Nutley.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
So good, Marie, You've got the greatest laugh. Has anyone
ever told you that before?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Maybe once or twice? It's so good.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
I love that, Marie. One last one one of the road, Marie.
Always a joy to hear for you, and say hi
to old wait Steve.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
Oh yeah, I will all right, bye bye.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Oprah Winfrey is coming back to Australia for the first
time in fifteen years. She's doing a speaking tour. She's
going to every city in Australia. She's here in Melbourne
at the Penery. This Thursday, December the eleventh, tickets go
and see on next Tuesday. We're talking about yesterday and
I got quite a few messages people wanting desperate to

(32:39):
try and get hold of tickets. I with the whole
family going to go. I can't believe she's coming here.
I am really excited. However, what I really love December
the eleventh is the second to last radio show of
the year for us. I want Oprah on the show.
I'd love to go in the studio and have an
actual good chat with Oprah right. I think she's incredible.
So team I asked the team, yes, they said, listen,

(33:02):
we're really going to This is going to be our
stretch for the year to try and get Oprah in
the studio, second to last show the year end with
the bank. When we're turn the new year, this show
will then no longer just be in Melbourne, be going
waking up all of Australia together. I says to him,
why don't you make some production as if now this
is the week you've booked her, You've done this, Let's

(33:22):
manifest it out loud.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
How listen to this feels good and then make it.

Speaker 12 (33:28):
Happen tomorrow on the Christian O'Connell show. She's the most
famous woman in the world. She's interviewed Barack Obama, Hello, Nelson, Mandela,
and now the biggest moment of her career. Join us
as she sits down with Christian O'Connell.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Gooday, Australia.

Speaker 10 (33:53):
It's Oprah Winfrey here and I am so excited to
be back down Under from my exclusive interview with my
favorite Parsey radio host.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
Seven am tomorrow Winfrey O'Connell.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Wow, it's actually happening, for real, getting good happening.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Thank you real on one oh four point three. I've
actually got goosebumps run through a brick wall ah. How
good did that feel? Guys? So let's bring it into
the present.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
So, producer, Kaitlin, you said you were going to make
this happen, and I believe in you.

Speaker 11 (34:31):
Absolutely, I will make it happen.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Okay, So what happened yesterday? We've got some good news?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
She said, yes, yes, So we're not yes all right? Okay,
So you're you're just firming up you have it confirmed
by name? No, but I am how you lost Oprah yesterday.
I own this coast.

Speaker 11 (34:49):
I am studying Oprah to make sure that we're studying. Yes,
our best bet at interviewing.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
She's one of the ones most famous people. You don't
need to study it. No, you're not your opponent. Okay.

Speaker 11 (35:01):
So the thing is, I've started by listening to a
podcast called Making Oprah, and it's all about how she
made her show. So I thought, best way in is
to get to know how they did their show right,
and so I started listening out listen in the first
episode goes for an hour. In the podcast, they had
a dedicated producer that sought an interview with Oprah. It

(35:26):
took him three months dedicated to getting an interview with
her for a podcast about her show.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
We've got three months, we do and then they.

Speaker 11 (35:38):
Got five minutes.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
They had to fly to her in lament.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
They got five minutes. What is it speed dating? Leg
five minutes on her own podcast about her?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
What's she going to give me? You've got a minute.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, but I've got time to say hello or the
nice to meet you. Ain't any times for that I
do that long in reception. I don't want to use
up my precious five minutes.

Speaker 11 (36:01):
So what I've done is I've done the initial reach.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Actually that is great research.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Thanks for doing that, no worries.

Speaker 11 (36:06):
I've reached out to pr the Ones sent us the
little update about her coming to Astra said, look, we're interested.
We are all about heart on our show. And I
was really honest and earnest about it, and I said,
we are the best people to interview her.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
In this no shot jock tactics here.

Speaker 11 (36:22):
So I started strong. I'm guessing I'm going to get like, no,
we don't know, blah blah blah. That's where I want him.
That's exactly on the ropes already exactly, and then I'm
going to hit them with all the facts.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
All right, oh wow, wow, soft them up.

Speaker 11 (36:39):
I've also reached out to the producer of that podcast
to ask him how he got.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
How do you go about getting a five minute interview?

Speaker 11 (36:48):
I haven't heard back yet, but it is a working progress.
I will get Oprah by December eleventh.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
The only person who's coming in seventy eleventh is the
produce of that show. I still kind of believe in you.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yesterday I went out to Big News and this show
is going Nash next year, all across Australia into Adelaide,
into Perth, other side of the coast, Brisbane, Sydney. Thank
you very much everyone who's made this possible by listening
to the show. Whether that's the last couple of months,
over the last couple of years, we made the show
with you guys every day. That will be exactly the

(37:26):
same next year, So thank you very much. Sure the
people have just sent these incredible emails that you do
not need to send, but thank you very much that
people have sent such lovely messages. I do appreciate it's
more our world is going to be changing, but it
means so much.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Did you get to have your takeaway yesterday evening? I
heard the big news and your wife texted you during
the show, such a big day. That's going to take away. No,
when it came down to it, she said, do you
know I just make some food for us, Not just
that because it made me something called sauer kraw because
apparently it's good for your gut bio.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Not celebratory.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I've been a bit of cabbage for you. Yeah, pickles,
pickled cabbage.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
It's sour crawd. It's sour by name. It is acidic
that but I hope my gut Thank me I really do.

Speaker 11 (38:12):
So.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, we're going there again. The lovely messages. Christian is Crispin.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Christian, my thirteen year old and I have been listening
to showing for about four years. We moved from Melbourne
to Sydney at the beginning of this year. One of
the biggest impacts for us has not been able to
listen to you and the team want to in the
score run. Other shows were great. We just want to
say how delighted we are that all of you, you,
patsy Rio and Alex will be returning to our morning routine.
Not that long, not that long, just a couple of

(38:38):
months time. Christian Latesla party. We's only been twenty five
four hours, mat and we appreciate you have lives, give
your own.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Were are the flowers? Him and I came here today.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Congratulations on going national Christian. Sarah in Adelaide, ready and waiting.
I'll send you the Benstigers. Yes, if you are in Adelaide, Brisbane,
Perth or Sydney and you already listen to a podcast
or listen to show, we need you to start spreading
with the word please. We've got a couple of months. Really,

(39:07):
we're going from a very cold start. An entire country
is going to go who It's bad enough seven years
ago when it was just Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Now an entire nation.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Christian, this is great news. I moved from Melbourne to
Wa a few years ago and miss you guys. It
was such a beautiful start to the day. It's a
fresh air. Your show will start to spread the word
in way. I mean, it's a big old stretch. It's
from Broom to Mark River. There's a lot of lad
to cover there. Maggie, this is fantastic news. We travel

(39:39):
around in our caravan affair. Bit nice to know we
can listen to you in all our favorite places. It's
why we did this, really, Maggie, we've really missed you
since you left last year.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I remember Maggie calling the show.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Actually it was her retirement thing and she was going,
they're going to go and do a They were taking
literally a couple of years to do a lap of Australia.
So yeah, we're stalking you basically, Mackie. So this is
what the reaction was like in my house yesterday, yesterday afternoon.
My wife hadn't seen all day.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
She caught up. We caught up right when we sat
there and we're showing a cup of tea as in
this people do.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
It's so true. Actually, why didn't I put the kettle on, Chris?
Why don't we have some biscuits to go with us?
We're talking about My wife goes, have you read all
the coverage? I went, no, you know, I don't do
that that way lies man, and she goes, I have,
and I actually the real reason I did it is
to see if there was any negativity.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
And I was like, why would you go looking for that?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Why what person in my house, in my bet, in
my marriage goes out to find negativity seeking it out?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
And then she said nothing.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Part of me that I didn't want to honor was like,
what did you find or did you see any with
that with let's not today, please not have that, And
she must have expected it, but she said, you know what,
she has been a lot of that lot of seven
years at a time, she goes to me, you could
think what I couldn't. I couldn't find any. She seemed disappointed.
So I don't know if she she was up late
last night. I think she was something. I think she

(41:01):
was sign up to fake accounts and putting hate mail
up just to balance it all out, to keep me grounded,
keep you going, keep you hungry, Chris to be hungry.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
And then.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I was in the gym yesterday and the guy I
always see a lot in the gym came up to him.
I read the news. He goes, is that good news
for you?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I went, yeah, I don't. We forced to do it.
It's something I've been working on for seven years. The
show going to all of Australia isn't bad at the
office yesterday, You're gonna leave this now they're going to
make me speak to all of Australia. I cannot work
under these conditions. I'm like a frontier DJ out here.
When can I go.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Home with a Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Have you got a week?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Claim to fame? No claim to fame is too weak
for this. That's what we look for. That's all we're
here for thirteen fifty five twenty two. Like Nicole Christian,
we have an on site caravan in Safety Beach over
the road neighbors. Son in law is Toady from Neighbors
Ryan Maloney's no brother imagine, yeah, it's Tody's brother. Still

(42:06):
still beautiful as a massive fan of neighbors. This of
course makes me and totally practically besties, even though we
never met. That's from Nicole, Christian and co. When my
brother was a baby, being the only boy after four girls,
my mum used to take him to baby shows all
the time. He was actually a really cute baby and
would always his weeks claim to fame. In roughly nineteen

(42:31):
eighty four, he was crowned King Baby. This has now
become one of my favorite emails. Get this, le I
just need to rewind a moment to get this to
line this land. In roughly nineteen eighty four he was
crowned King Baby by none other than the Prime Minister
at the time, Bob Hawk. You are The photo was

(42:52):
in the Herald's Sun the following day and even featured
on the news.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Of course it did King Baby King.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
I didn't know that was a title.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
We need to bring this back from the year Queen
Babies of Australia bank that for the national show next year.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Christian many years ago worked in a bank. Wow, we
this is when humans used to work in banks. Now
there's only about two people working about and they have
that bouncer there, don't they like?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
What are you doing in here? Do you know it's
all online? Do you use that? Hey? Grandpie only how
to use the internet? Is scared of it? Are you?
Many years ago I worked in a bank. One day
pack cash walked in. What are the odds?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Pack cash cash? But one day pack cash walked in
and wanted to cash a check. Of course he did
so much cash. As the account wasn't held at our branch.
I had to ask him for some form of ID
so I could vex her, he could verify you are
actually pack cash. He wasn't too happy about this, he said,

(43:55):
don't you know who I am? I said, I do
rules and regulation.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Pack cash now, Alex, he you got You've got a
great story for us. What is it? Mane? Oh my goodness.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
So I grew up in northwestern New South Wales and
so go Mildura and go about five hundred k's north
of there. We were shearing once on this farm way
at in the middle of nowhere. Anyway, there was this guy,
he was a shearer and we were sitting in the
shearer's quarters at dinner one night and he just sits
down and selling against these stories. And he's like, I
was a male model once I was also on security

(44:27):
detail from Michael Jackson, and we.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Were like, oh okay.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
He had to haul forty four gallon drums full of
Swedish spring water up nine ten flights of stairs at
a hotel in King's Cross for Michael Jackson, who would
only drink or bathe in Swedish spring water.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Now the good enough for abba for mg Exactly.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
The reason they couldn't use the lips is because it
was all closed off from fans. He hadn't got anyone
near him at all. Nine flights of No people like
one in the hotel ex shop houlding that.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, so up the stairs all that weight of water?

Speaker 7 (45:08):
How many Alan's like forty four gallon drums for like
three Yeah a lot.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Michael Jackson's idea every kegger Swedish spring water, isn't that?
Surely the bathing it bit is made up? No, apparently not.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
I mean this is going back a long time now,
but I maybe embellishing some of it, but no, but
I'm pretty sure he said bathing in the sweetie spring
water because that's that.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Was didn't trust that Australian water jay wanted, that's a
jay water.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
This is hopefully we'll see this scene in the musical
when we go next month to MJ the musical, that
guy singing a song and he's just holding holding water.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
That's crazy, all right.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
So we're looking for your stories, weakest clean to things.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Christian O'Connell show, Gone Podcast, Christian O'Connell Show.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
We're looking for your weakest claim to fame. You can
call us thirteen fifty five twenty two morning Ricky. Hello, guys,
how are you e? Were good? Ricky? Welcome to the show.
So what's your story for us? So well?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Were so ram? Yeah, you're just breaking up a bit.
Let's just call you back and try and get on
a better line. I think you're trying to say that
Ray Martin.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Ray Martin held.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
In his and then it cut out. We need to clarify.
This going to be besmirching on the name of a
legend of broadcaster. I think he's one of the most
amount of gold. Logis five and Graham and Kennedy I
believe are tying at five apiece. Uh, let's try Reese.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Good morning Reese, Good morning guys, Reese. What's your week is?

Speaker 9 (46:45):
Claim to fame is that Michael Schumacher brought me beer
after the gorand Prix.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
We're gonna have to rewind here now. So the legendary
Michael Schumacher, why was he buying you a beer?

Speaker 9 (46:59):
Because we'll make running a bar at the counting Chris
and the Windoks after the pit crew, so they'd ring
up and order their dinner. So I'd come across, had
a dinner, got a bed, and payback was We went
out to the nightclub with him and introduced him Semaker,

(47:19):
and he bought us a beer. It's called Horning, and
we drank it with him, had a chat as.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
Soon as.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
It was to.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Ano the fact that you know what the beer was.
We okay, Reese, thanks mate, Let's go back to Ricky. Hey, guys, sorry,
you were just cutting out there. I think I heard
Ray Martin's arms. Yes, oh no, we're not getting the

(47:53):
rest of Ray here.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
What Ricky?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
I don't know if you're moving around, but we're having
trouble hearing you. Oh stay there, that was good, Well
stay there.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
I okay, stay there, all right, yep, gotcha now.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Ray Martin. So when I was I'm going to be
one of the show's great mysteries, text me.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I just hope Oprah's teams weren't listening to that last break.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
We we'd have an in studio, there wouldn't be any connection.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah all right, yeah, because I'm only going to get
that five minute windows.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Now.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Ricky, who was cutting in and out, not once but
twice there, has sent me a text message with the story.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
So we're just doing weakest clean to fame.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
A lordly lady called Ricky called in, but we could
only hear bits and bombs of her story, so it's
weakest clean to fame. It was something about Ray Martin's arms.
I am guarantee. Now we can't end the show that
hang in the air. Too many questions everyone want, you
won't be to get on with your day. What olse
was going on there with Ray Martin's arms? Hey guys,

(49:09):
Ricky here, I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened anyway,
when I was three weeks old. I mean, whoever's he
got stories about from when we were three weeks old?
Maybe this week on the show? Your first story? What's
your first memory memory that I can barely remember, like
yesterday or last week when I was three three weeks old?
But anyway, when Ricky was three weeks old. Ray Martin held.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Me in his arms on the Midday Show. Oh wow,
know what was going on?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
You know, big moment there was was it competition bouncing
baby of the year, you know this kind of thing. Uh.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Second partland message here. My dad Peter Roberts.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Used to perform on the Midday Show and when I
was three weeks old, Mum took me in.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
To watch him play. So he was obviously playing something.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I played the banrew played the guitar, play the spoons
and Ray asked if you could hold me And the
next thing, you know, the shirt can baps the commercial
and there was me in rais arms. Ricky, Thank you
very much. Now, so many questions. The big one what
did your dad Peter Roberts play? And it's your saying piano.

(50:25):
I'm saying a.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Banjo sounds like a drummer to me. No, no, no,
they're not noisy like that. No, not at the middle
of the day. It's not on that audience, not with
that audience. Oh the old chicken feet a flute, all right, Ricky.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
So it's piano, chicken feet, flute or banjo that this
is like, this is like a radio version of guests,
who what was your dad?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Peter Roberts playing all right, your time waste today, we're
looking for your space movies. Good news as well.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
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Speaker 1 (51:13):
We're looking for your space movies today.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Says here on the producer Tina's given me some space
facts here, Thank you, producer Tina, and including this one
right at the top underlined Neil Armstrong's birthday brackets eighty
two but dead.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
All right, let me know gently now. I know it
won't even reply to my message. I said, hey Neil, O,
happy birthday. He's eighty two but dead.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Good to know, great producer notes just in case. I went,
hey Nil, if you're listening right now, happy birthday. And
then afterwards Tinning goes, he's dead, you idiot, He's dead.
I still want to do again.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Well, once a week, we just read out seventies names
and we have to speculate whether they're dead or lives.
I actually thought Neil's still a live this it's fake. Oh,
this goes deep? Was he ever alive? Wow? Is sorry
for blocking your mind? Buzz still alive buzz Aldron.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Great question.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
No, I think he has passed.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Isn't he Brackets? He has passed?

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Did you know, Caitlin?

Speaker 6 (52:19):
Kaitlyn met buzz Aldron, didn't know that he was an astronaut.
He came into like a radio studio or something.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
But what she think he was there to do?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Then the microphones or something? No idea, He's not gonna
have a giant T shirt. So and I went to
the moon.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Ask me about it? Brackets still alive?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
And so anyone to use something called its buzz alive?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Thanks Alex doing the producers work. How old is he
he is? Oh you can play the I would guess
eighty five?

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Oh no, I'm going to say ninety two, Caitlyn.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
How old is is buzz Aldrin?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Ninety five?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
He's got that moon marriage four times?

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Wow, that is out of this world.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, three kids, three different planets, married, cup of alien babes.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
He can't you know the old bullus He's got kids
up on the moon. No paternity tests in space. They can't.
He scream up there, no anyway, brackets, Where were we?
Oh yeah, that's what we were. Space movies.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
You know what the astronauts love watching Big Hubble in
Little China, Silver, Edward Uranu's hands, Uranus always funny, Saturllaye
night fever was John Travalta Satillite night Fever, Nasa Blanca
ricks bars up there, Buzz had a few.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
And he fell in love with him.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Oceans Apollo eleven, Oceans Oceans Apollo eleven. Apollo eleven was admission. No,
it's a very smart one. Oh, Buzz is laughing his
arms off right now. He listens to the show in Florida,
Alive Alive on the Eyeheart platform, keeping his heartline all right,
too much, I think I've gone madness break space Dust.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
He's a sexy man, though, Buzz Olden, would you say,
good God, hold me back?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Hot Buzz all right, upgraded gold Houston.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Here's a problem.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
It's a tickler bronze, biggy, biggy bang bang. Oh no,
that's very good.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Ghost and black hole down that's good.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Silver all right, well, looking for your space movies text
him and now the.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
You want to know what did Ricky's dad play on
the Ray Martin Midday Show. So let's remind of the
show and team guesses. Alex, you went for piano, Patsy
went for the flute, Rio you went for the chicken
feet on the drums, Steenekroopers, Dahn I went for forgot

(55:05):
my one, and Joe he's saying.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
Oh yeah as an instrument, Yeah right, thank you?

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Did you know him?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
The guests on the Old Today Show was it when
you're in the Morning Show, Summerser, the Peter.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Roberts before.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
All right, sir Today, Off for grabs for the Western Show.
Two hundred and fifty dollars to spend at cogan dot
com clicking awesome space movies. One of those astronauts enjoy
snow White and the Seven Dwarf Planets.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Whatever, feel very good?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Well done, Danny, that's smart. Eurie's got mel go back
to You're in Gagari deep cuts today on the Astronauts
not just buzz, He's got me, who's so good?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Tim tear? Well done?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Ten things out here about youranus not as smart not
a smart you know, get out your system now want
smart stuff smart gear for next year? Write that phrase
down team spoking gold as well. Christopher, well done, nebut
La La Land Silver, David well done, The hand that
he walks the cradle silver minus, my buzz and Vinnie

(56:22):
Anthony Stang Nuts well done, meet you all the parents, Silvas,
the fault and a Mars silver, Crazy Rich Aliens go
that is genius, Crazy Rich Aliens very good. Wallace in
Comet Silva cloudy with a chance of meet your balls
Silva you mean conspiracy? Oh Gold, I am ham Brackets,

(56:46):
first monkey in space?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I don't. I don't think the first.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Monkey in space was called Ham Silver Mine and Big
Martian's House. Who's still winner?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
It is Mike, Buzzin, Vinnie, Anthony Anthony.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Well done. We're back tomorrow. Have a great day. Thanks
for joining us.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
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