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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Christian O'Connell's show. Good morning, chat Posts, Good morning Christian,
Good morning, Patty, morning boys, Good morning Patsy, Patsy.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
How was your day yesterday?

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Had a great day yesterday.

Speaker 6 (00:20):
I after the show went to a lovely lunch at
the Langham with Andrea and the stop.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
It's actually now it's weekly, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
No, it's not weekly? Maybe monthly?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, no, no, it's weekly. How does Andre do any work?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Though?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Seriously, I bet they're like, Andre, she's here again, what
is lunchtime? I guess he's got like he's got running
that beautiful hotel. Then you're there every week going on
it's Andre round. I just fancy a free It's not like.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
That every time to mention on the radio. So he's
head's are tired.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I know he is, what a poor man?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
No number one ticket holder of the show.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
He loves the show. And it was by invitation. I
didn't just lob think you. I would never assume to.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Do Thank you for saying that. I would never just
presume to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
And is there right to throughout all the other clubs here?
I just want this buffet just for me, for me,
you and I.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
So they were doing their own jewelry line range which
they were launching, which was very nice, lovely group of women,
about twenty women. But then halfway through I was having
a lovely time and got a text from the school,
the ominous text from school, Audrey's in sickbay.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Now have you got that?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I had to be sick well, Patsy, you and I
both know the phone calls. I've had those text messages.
So we got to a deal where I would just
be able to call the lady. I got to know
the lady.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
And goes no, no, no, seriously. It was this a
lot easier. I would go. She was like yep, and
she just now, what's going on? Are you actually ill? Ill?
Or I would know.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
The timetable right now because I do know this afternoon, there's.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
There's this, there's or it's pe which is it? What
is it? You wanted?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
We had a code, and so sometimes I go all right, yeah, no, no, no,
come pick her up or send it home.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
It's like the signs of stroke. You have to go
through all the steps. Now have you've done this? Have
you done that?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
If you had panadole, so I can't they're giving you.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yes, I ignore the first few texts because that just means
that they've given No, they've given her a cup of water.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Another champagne, and the other one was actually room temperature.
How did cpr go said, tell me more about this jewelry,
fantastic women.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Well, it happens to be that she's got cross country
or had cross country today.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
So but there you go, there, there you go, there
you go.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Who likes cross country that you're going to go on
to the Olympics, Caitlin, did you like?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I hated it.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I bet the school, the good long distance.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yes to special school, do it in your own time. Yeah,
Institute for cross country Lovers. The rest of us hated it.
On the Gold Coast.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
We did it on the beach because it was across
the country, so we did the beach.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
We did through even harder.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yes, absolutely loved it. Went to State for it.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah. The class walking along, trailing behind, wheezing, pretend to
get stitch stitch.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
So I had to.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
In the end, she was genuinely she's sort of her
temperature was going up, and I said, oh that's it.
I better come, better come get her so it to
cut lunch short.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh my god, you're going to go back today?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
No, I won't be going back today. Maybe no.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
And this in the free troubling.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
But before the show had about half three Don't wake up,
Don't wake up.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Good morning to Timothy McNamara. Christian and the team wants say,
have a great and wonderful day. I've been listening to
your show since show two thousand?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Have we done? Two thousand shows?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Have we done?

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Tim The Time Traveler?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
The Future?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Do we get better? Please tell me it's heading to greatness? Ria?
What number it?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Because Rio does show number one thousand and ninety five?

Speaker 8 (04:16):
I go out one of your and or whatever the
saying is. I have no idea what show number we
are there? Caitlin will know.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Hang on the Old cost Country Queens. I yeah, what
is two.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Hundred and ninety five shows?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
What number is it today?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
One thousand, two hundred and ninety five. So this guy's listening.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
It gets better.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm really excited when you hit three thousand next week, Tim,
you can sing you.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
In right now. It's too early for this kind of fight.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Shenanigans going on Christian, Can you let Jack know that
he may have lost the jingle battle this week, but
I've had his bloody sue the Boss walking down the
streets singing thirteen fifty five twenty two stuck in my
head for the last two days as a very reluctant ear.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Let's play it. This is the one it lost, but
is it still winning?

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Thirteen five twenty two?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
You know what it is? The anti jingle?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Well, the sign of a great jingle is that it
gets lodged in yours.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
That's a sign of a great one, you know, like
the one that won.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
On thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
And then there's the anti jingle.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Just talking about the utter hell of cross country, one
of the worst, always the worst day of the year,
the worst days.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Of the years.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
And they were in the UK for some reason. Cross
country was always when the weather got even worse. Ye
football season would be open, cricket, and so it was like,
what do we do with these annoying kids to beast them?
I think basically, I think, actually think most of the
teachers actually in the eighties and nineties, maybe it's same here.
I don't think they were, they were doing the job
that they wanted to do. I got the feeling that

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a couple of doors in life are just closed on
the mic and the only thing they could do was teach.
These were not people that enjoyed it. And I think
we're actually suffering from like PTSD, from like the Second
World War. Some of our teachers, well they really were
processing issues by throwing stuff at us and some just
hitting us as well. But cross country running was so
the ground would be frozen, frozen and you'd be running

(06:18):
across I'm not just making up farmers fields, actually across
a plowed like it's all like lumpy, and like we
got the permission or anything.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
This run across these fields are five miles?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Was yours always?

Speaker 7 (06:29):
First thing in the morning, Yes, like we've got all
day sun throwing out of the reason, why do we.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Have to do it? Nine oh one am?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Notice that?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
And it would be like two or three degrees and
you'd be in your shorts right trainers and like a
T shirt, and I remember like your hands would be
going red. And once I thought I had some gloves,
and I thought I'd just wear some gloves. The abuse
I got from the teachers they just took the gloves
off money and never to this day got them.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Back performance enhancing glass.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
I remember one cross country the night before four and
I had done no running in my life.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Except for the cross country the year before.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
I don't want that to be the same thing where
I'm puffing and wazing at the end. So I laced
up my shoes and went out for a run. And
my dad saw me lacing up. He goes, what are
you doing? I said, cross countries. Tomorrow, I'm going to train.
He goes, I think it's a little bit late.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
If only it was that simple. Ether Olympian has gone out.
I'm not going to do four years of training. However,
before the night before we get in that Olympic village,
I am going to smash a gym session out.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Christian Connell Show podcast, we're.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Talking about cross country running.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Caitlin I produces the only person I've ever met, and
I've been Lily fifty two years who actually enjoyed cross.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Country running at school.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I've never met anybody else. Have you ever met anyone
who's actually liked it?

Speaker 7 (07:45):
I reckon in a year of two hundred kids, there
was only one or two who were actually running to
try and get a good time.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, so today we're going to try and form the
power rankings of what were the very worst things about school?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
In my mind, i'd have it right at the top.
The apex is cross country running.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Did you have this was more my speed? The walkathon?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
No? Oh yes, yes, I would have loved that.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Not in the eighties we were raised by shame and brutality.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Not allowed to run in the walkathon.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
You had to that's my speed, Patsy, what would be
for you? What was the worst thing about school for you?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
I hated swimming. Yeah, I was useless at it. I
could not swim. I wasn't confident in the water.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
I loved the water if I could splash about and
play with my mates and do volleyball and stuff, But
when it came to doing laps and actually doing.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
The strokes properly, forget it.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
I hated it and I'd always get Mum to write
me a sick note so I didn't have to go.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
I absolutely hated it.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
They should for swimming because you can actually go under
the water. You should be able to take it off
if you can't swim, because I'd never swum as a kid,
so I had to choose one stroke. I chose backstroke
because it was least likely to drink.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
My god, you're kidding me. Who has backstroke himself to safety?
We never saw that on Baywatch. Mitch wasn't going hang
on Harvey there over to the left, get my bearings.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
It felt the safest because my head was out of
the water, like he was facing up towards the sky.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
It looks like such hard work. Along with that what's
that other crazy one? That's just exhausting.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Oh my god, I do remember that. You're right.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Swimming was an absolute moment. Do you remember as a
kid as well? The most terrifying thing for a while
was once you'd learned how to swim in the shadow
end was when you saw that abyss that was the
deep end of the pool. This looked like a cavanoush
sort of bottomless input kind of the meg down there
the deep end. And I then we used to have
to do this thing where you had to get these qualifications.
As kids, it was compulsory, and so you had to

(09:47):
do this thing where you had all these exams right,
and for one of them you had to turn up
in your pajamas.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Everyone everyone had turned.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Up jam still for swimming.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, okay, we had to get these safety certificates. And
the thing was they trained you that one day you
can be walking along a canal, you hear someone screaming
someone's in there drowning. You're gonna have to jump in clothes.
But well, we're all in pajamas.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Why was I wearing my pajamas on the canal?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I think the good question is what's happened in my
life that I'm walking along wearing pajamas. That person who's drowning,
going Jesus, I thought I had problems that dudes.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
It's midday because you're going a stroll in pajamas.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Yeah, we had to go in clothes as well. I
can remember we need to go.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Stud No, we actually we used to throw a dummy
at the bottom of deep pen. You have to go
drag us, drag this dummy up and get it out,
and then the other thing you'd have to jump in.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
And they used to throw bricks into bottom of paul
to go.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
So swimming one hour's Patsy with in the power rankings
of the worst thing about school.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
The other thing I did not like was wouldwork back
in my day, had no I couldn't stand it, mainly because.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Of the teacher. We had this horrible teacher.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
He was really, really crabby and had absolutely no sufferance
for anyone that talked outside of when he was like,
everything had to be quiet, and of course safety procedures
had to be adhered to, and he was like he
was like an army sergeant.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, I was. Our guy was actually in the army. Yeah.
And I think in his mind he was still in
some sort of fox hole.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
All we ever made were blady weapons, Like he's trying
to tell us something and he collects them all. We're
going to make daggers again, daggers again, shallow swords for
the summer lapse.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Next week.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Everyone was terrified of him though, even the boys, like
it was just this intimidatory fear every lesson what were.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
They think they used to let us have access to
everything heavy Injustice Machine, we had like one of those
things like with the big drill of the ladies. Oh
my god, you would just bug off just to have
a cigarette. You're sitting us around the back out of
the field, like staring into the great yonderlus wondering.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
About it, like having a cigarette.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Sometimes you don't that went to quick when we get
each other's pencil case and just put it in a
later it was like what would happen in a maximum
insecurity prison if they let psychos anywhere near? And then
that's like a lathe and some sort of laser thing
as well.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
How we survived those classes, I'll never know.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
Probably how careless your generation was. That meant by the
time I got to school.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, would work for the record.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Just sanding things smoothly, whittling. All right, So what was
the worst thing about school for you? Give us a call,
thirteen fifty five, twenty two, The.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What for.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
You was the worst thing about school? We're forming our
power rankings at the moment right at the top. Will
never be displaced. Cross crunchy running? Is this still even
a thing?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Now?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
What do you think, Gord, you'd be doing the next
couple of years, will even get to be VR running?

Speaker 7 (12:48):
I see the walkathon still going, So that is still
strong because they do it near our house.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
When I say the kids go.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I guarantee within the next four years, Jack, you'll be
going the office asking for us to sponsor Gordon, and.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
You go, what they're doing on five laps of the playground.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Come on, you ain't. No one's not starving because what
you and the fellows have done.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Christian.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
My least to everything about school was when he had
to walk to the bus stop in the freezing cold rain,
and when the bus finally rocked up, it like something
from World War two. And somehow, you're right, this is
so true. It was somehow even colder on the bus
there was no heating. Then you're right, and Jim, it would.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Just steam up as well. Christian.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
My brother slips in woodwork with the chisel in his hand.
It went straight through his hand and he fainted from
the blood. They couldn't find a teacher for at least
five minutes because, same as your one. He was on
a cigarette break. A lot of a lot of a woodwork. Christian,
I was so bad and would work. I stole another
kid's finished little table, sanded his name off and wrote

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my name and took it home.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
And my mum to this day still doesn't know and
cherish it is that little table. Wow, Tyson, that's great, Christian.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oral presentations or any sort of thing you have to
get up and speak in from the class was always
the note. This is from Linton. Side note, Christian, I've
been thinking about this for a while. I think of
you and your team as a deck of cards. Christian,
You're the King, Patsy's the Queen, Jack is the jack,
Ria is the joker, Caitlyn is the Ace.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Have a great day, Linda.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Can you make a deck of cards with some bad
photo shop you do every day for us? He's probably
working on that already, probably got that deck ready to go, Christian.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Worst thing about school the beep test.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Oh, and they do look like every three or six
months or something.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
She did still it.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, awful, headish thing, really bad. How we got here? Carolyn?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Good morning, Carolyn, good morning, Welcome to the show. So
what was the worst thing about school for you, Carolyn?

Speaker 9 (14:56):
Well, we also had the cross country we all, I
had the Walkers on, but I trump you at Saint
Francis in Air in Queensland. Had brother Jerome and he's
marching on the oval every lunchtime.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
What what do you mean?

Speaker 9 (15:15):
Marts primary school grade three two, grade seven information right.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Left right right?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I mean you see of the sometimes like China and
so so, like you know, junior Armies.

Speaker 9 (15:28):
He thought it was a military school, and if you talk,
he would he would point and he would go you
with the head on, and the right person would dancer
and you would be picking You would be picking up
papers for at least a week. And the worst thing
was Christian I lived next door to the school, so
my mother would watch everything.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
The kids that lived next door across the road from
the school utter hell.

Speaker 9 (15:54):
Yes yeah, and guaranteed he marched as we were perfect
on that day. We were in every end.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Exactly.

Speaker 9 (16:06):
But it was military operation and everyone was terrified. We
were absolutely terrified.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
You still think it's part of your muscle memory, Carolina.
You have the match tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
I can, I can, I can perfectly match perfectly.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Can you do an about turn?

Speaker 9 (16:23):
Exactly? Yes we did. He had he had drummers at
the front, He had the kids on the drum the front.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
It was.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Somewhere elsewhere, you know, kind of the so or something.

Speaker 8 (16:34):
You know, no head.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
No watch much, great story, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Counting the Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Maybe Tom on the show where revisit this just hearing
about that little table that someone's mum and dad still
have that you didn't even make, but anyway, they believe
you made it. What you still have from things you
made at school? Yeah, my mom when I went back
to the UK of reester, my mom still has this
brass letter opener that we had to make another bladed
object in metal work. Like she's opening up it's mainly

(17:14):
just horrific utility bills, but then she has a nice
brass quite blunt as well. This letter opener was then
and still is now like forty odd years later. But
what you and because you mainly gave it to your
mom and dad? Yeah the past.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Does your mum and dad still have anything that you
made from school?

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Talk about woodwork I made, Like we had to make
a broomholder.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Well, it was sort of like a funny key shaped
sort of thing that you were meant to.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Screw up, so specific, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
And then you just put the head of the broom
in it and it holds the broom up off the hook.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Essentially yeah kind of yeah, wooden hook.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yeah, but mum, you know when they moved house to
where they are now, it had to come with them,
so it's still on the wall that yeah. And also
a chopping board that I still use every night that
I made year seven would work.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
You're kidding now.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
It's got a big ditch in the middle of it.
But I love it. It's a really good size. Like it's
just small. It's perfect for every job because we didn't use.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
It, because we didn't do would work. The only thing
we did was like clay molding. Mum's got this horse
I made and he's not good.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I'm proud of him.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
All right, we come back to that to my But
right now I want to know small thing, big rage.
Some things day to day in life that just send
you just disproportionately mad, even though it's quite a small
thing on paper, but really your reaction to it is big.
This morning, before leaving the house, I just want to
go to the toilet, and it drives me nuts that
no one else changes those louroles. Just a bear role there.
Whoever used that previously knew that a bare role. You

(18:43):
are handing me a live grenade, they knew.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
They knew.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
I took a photo of it because that's the kind
of person. I put it on the groove chat at
ten to five this morning.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
You knew that.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
So what it says in block capitals and all's going
to happen. Is my wife and two George to go, man,
I'll be the one with the problem. I will be
the one with the problem.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Are your toilet rolls the backups within reach?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
No, but always back into the right. So it's like
John Wick as I'm using one, I'm rea chamber.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
How many rocks are you going through?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Going through a lot of the moment? Jack going through
a lot of moment with fifty two year old dumps.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
You need.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I don't go into a public toil right now. It's
like checking for bugs. I go, where's the how much
is in there?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Okay, we should be all right, we should be right.
Get a beach cow.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
The other thing that drives me nuts as well is
no one in my family and I share my life
with obviously my two daughter and wife, but.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
None of them will unful. I guess that's the world, right,
the word unfoul.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
They're like jeans or anything like that, or they're jaggings.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
The legs are all mushed.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Up as they go into the wash.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pathetically right. We'll wash it like
that and hanging out to dry.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I've got a family of one legged people and they
all go come on, this childish went if you coming bothered,
why should.

Speaker 7 (20:05):
I have to ban can leave shirts bundled up inside
sweaters and jumpers. Yeah, I won't separate, so you would
go double closed through and they.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Just hang out on the line. Not that you coming bothered.
I can't be bothered. Do I look like the caretaker?

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Here?

Speaker 4 (20:22):
What's it for you, jackie boy?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Small thing, big rade mine comes from the news this week.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
Have you heard of this Minecraft movie meme that's going
around about the Chicken Jockey?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Now I saw something and actually drove me nuts. Is
these these hyperactive brats trashing a cinema? Yes, apparently when
you go name's Neil Mitchell.

Speaker 7 (20:39):
When you go to watch the Minecraft movie, a character
comes on called Chicken Jockey, and all teens and young
boys know at that point you throw your popcorn in
the air, run up and down the aisles. Now that
is just as a formerst cinema work. That was me
sweeping that popcorn. To think that there's hundreds of kids
every every session throwing their post.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
About ten screens to day, it's the biggest movie.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Of the year, and that popcorn is the most expensive
food on the planet, the food that your.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Parents paid for how irritating? How can that we are
living in the end of times. I'm sorry, but that
is that's crazy, perhatsy.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
What's it for you? Small thing, big race?

Speaker 6 (21:17):
Yesterday I was wrapping a present for a friend and
I had the sticky tape, but I don't have like
the dispenser. It's just a role, a small roll of
sticky tape, and I could not, for the life of
me find the end of it. So, you know, you
open up the scissors and then you're like running it along,
smoothing it, trying to find.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
You can waste minutes of life and then the worst
thing is we go right, I've got it, and then
you put it but it doesn't all come.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Even worse how craoel Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
And like dozens of layers at one time, so then
the whole role so you.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Just don't even throw it out?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, trust me.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Do you ever do that thing where you just get
a really sharp knife and just sort of cut into it? Yeah,
make your own new Yeah, Yes, that's it all right,
Small thing, big rage?

Speaker 4 (22:04):
What's it for you? You can text oh four seventy
five three one o four three.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Don't go to work angry, don't come home from work angry.
Get your rage on with the show.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Small thing, Big Him. Been back in the UK just
a week ago.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
One thing I noticed in a very crazy city like London,
and I used to work in in it for over
twenty five years, but now I don't live there anymore.
It's like you step off a very fast moving treadmill.
You didn't realize how crazy it was, right, I just
got used to it. Go back now I'm like a
flipping tourist. I'm liked.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
The buildings is so big. So did you used to
work here? Run a middle of a twenty five years?
No big deal.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
This hauws you every day and just on like on
like Oxford Street and Regent Street where there's thousands of
people every single day and the night, just people stopping
randomly in front of you. Was there any thought that
someone might be behind you moving along? They need to
have lanes. I can't stand it when people just stop
walking to stop walking, and you like clatter into them
and then have to move around them. Christian big Ray,

(23:07):
small thing for me putting one dollar in the trolley
and then you go and get at the end and
it will will not released. I know it's only a dollar,
but it dries me nuts. Christen, the waste of paper
at the polling boots. Yes, we'll see this this weekend, Kirsten.
When my wife pairs the socks and some are not
properly paired, I say, what's going on? She says, they

(23:28):
feel the same.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
It doesn't bother me. I don't paired up, does it? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (23:33):
I actually have a waiting room for my socks. So
one side of the drawer is singles that are waiting
for their friends to come through the laundry, and then
they get paired with their exact match.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Before being put in the proper sy have like a
sorting room. They have a sorting.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
Room because it does happen where they get split into
two different laundries. They'll wait their turn, your kids till
their friend comes around.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
So you wouldn't You wouldn't be it come to what
knowing that you had two different colored socks on.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Oh but I wouldn't even do two different white socks.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I'm coming in with one red sock and one purple sock.
I have colored socks. I'm coming in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Curse the show some.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
More things big rage Christian people who won't move up
and block turning lanes. That's from Diane Christian. For the
last seven days, my partner and I have been in
a standoff. I wonder how many people right now listen
to the show are in an unofficial or official standoff
with either a flatmate or a partner. Sometimes with standoffs,
it's never actually properly addressed, but it's bubbling underneath everything. Anyway,

(24:34):
our friend here, Christian. For the last seven days, my
partner and I have been in a standoff over.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
A dish that he hasn't washed.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm not sure if he has noticed, but I'm in
this standoff and refusing to wash it.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Let me know how that.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
Pans out, and either sad news is he probably hasn't noticed.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
At all. Every guy is that guy oblivious?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
If you're trying to wonder if we've noticed odds and on,
we haven't noticed.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Sorry, this is some Chris. Chris.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
What about the toast crumbs in the butter?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
I'm guilty of that.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
What's the problem is a nice little bit of crunch,
It's an extra, like you know, it's it's a nice
little thing in there.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
I think, Yeah, I don't like the n I don't
like any other outside spreads going into.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
What about a tensy bit of jam yellow lumber, But
it's a little bit of jam down the bomb top
left corner. Christian, what about people who insist on reverse
parking at the train station and the train is two
minutes away?

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
The people that that do that thing where they drive
they suddenly stop when they reverse back in taking ages.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
And it's fine if you get it first time, but
usually you take that six times.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Don't bother do that?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
And I'm sorry to be general general relations here, but
it's mainly whatever you say is.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
I'm gonna Mimi, it's mainly.

Speaker 10 (26:01):
No.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
What I was saying is it's mainly and who've got
really big SUVs?

Speaker 4 (26:06):
They don't know how to drive.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
I don't agree with you there.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well you know what I said. I let the record
show that I said nothing.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
It's usually teas he could have said.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
I met mums that don't have to drive SUVs.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
For the record, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
We want to find out where are the former stars
Twitty players?

Speaker 4 (26:28):
What are they up to now?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
My neighbor used to play for the D's only found
this out last year, big tall guy in his sixties.
We're chatting one night a few drinks and he said
he played for the D's and he did for five years.
He was the Rutman in the early eighties, Glenn McLean
if you're a D's fan.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Then he went over to the Pies.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Anyway, he's a builder now and so the last couple
of weeks he've been doing my flooring in the utility room.
He's done a great job, the bothering you to the room.
Come around, check it out. It's a great job, Grew.
And I love the fact I'm giving some work as
the cash to a former D's rockman as well. So
I want to know footy players, where are they now? So,
Jackie boy, who do you know a former style?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
What are they doing now?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
So?

Speaker 7 (27:09):
My dad, when I was a kid, took an extra
job on the weekends delivering magazines for a news agency.
He one day got a call to our house from
Francis Burke, who was a five time premiership player at Richmond,
asking if he.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Wanted to buy a news agency.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
You are kidding, and so I was pretty sure I
remember that correctly.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
So I just now googled Dick Francis Burke working news.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Agency doesn't sound like a fever dream, doesn't it? You
know when you're ill.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
But this is from the Australian news Agency blog. Francis
Burke is a legend not only to fans of AFL football,
he is highly regarded in Victorian news agency circles.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I'm supposed to be regarded godfather.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah yeah, Rio, who is it for you? Where do
you know a footy player? What are they up to now?

Speaker 8 (27:51):
Ex Saints and Swaney's legend Dan Hannibry Oh yes, yes,
showed me through an open home for an apartment in Collingwood.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
A few hours So what is he really? State agent?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (28:01):
It was all in his little suit walking around and
showing us everything.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Did you mention who his former status or anything like that?
Didn't know.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
I don't want to be that guy, but I was
as obviously a massive Swans fan. I mean it's hard
not to pull the trigger on buying an apartment like
that when Dan Hannervery's throwing you through it.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
You bought even though you didn't want to play. I
wanted to get email.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
One more day, Dan? Oh? Then footy players, where are
they now? Give us a call?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Now recently been in my house doing my flooring in
my utility room ham Barthnam and done that great job.
I got a text him yesterday going listen. If you're
gonna mention me, can you plug the business as well.
I'm happy to offer a discount to listeners. They want
to former d's ruckman to come around and saw any
building requirements. Christian, what is it about former AFL players

(28:54):
and news agents XFL players but Bruce the Flying dorm.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
At don yep Brucetool Yeah, ran.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
The lower Plenty news agency for years.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
That makes sense, actually, Christian.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
My mom was always throughout my childhood urging all of
us to go into a career as a news agent.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Really why what for the pay well Mama.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
That she always used to say, they make a bomb.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Apparently I did.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
I never followed off what I did, ended up going
down that path obviously, But she's like, they make a fort.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Never dried by some one day, just like the life
I could what could have been out those periods.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
It's not classic story because your dad's a doctor like
and you will be a doctor as well, and your
son will be a doctor's like your dad's a doctor,
but you will sell lottery tickets magazine.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
And they finished at like three pm. She used to say,
so she had started.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Yeah, they started like three a m.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Well, yeah, where they have to get all the paper
package ready for the kids doing the paper rounds.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
I still do paper rounds though it's mainly cars.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Who's driving in the UK. There's still kids doing paper rounds.
Come in, grown up lugging it out of the car.
Put out the car.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I'm not seeing anyone on a bike anymore doing this.
It's all people just driving around like three am aggressively
and the brakes gets slammed on and they're like listening
to a self improvement podcastgan hurting their hair, old sun.
I'll tell you what though, there's somewhat the two doors
down from me. Often I'm leaving the house and I
see this old knack and old commodore that comes hurtling

(30:34):
around and they are always listening to an audiobook I
can hear, and the guy the accuracy he has to
land it and it goes through the passenger window rotating
and always gets onto left front door mat. We should
have we should do a competition one day because they
have to be very very good at log.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
At lozz In, that magazine around.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Favorite paper, best paper boy, slush.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Man, leabert owns the Mill, Dura McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I remember Lake Colbert, good player.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I remember when we used to have Crawf on the
show and he used to be in brackets footy correspondent.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
His how it worked.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Zero point one percent of the chat during a half
hour every Friday was about footing.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
The rest of it.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Do you remember he used to get so tense when
we go, hey about the foota this week?

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Anyway? I remember one actually out there he went, do
we have.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
To I remember one day looking at his notebook and
it was just handwritten.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
He wrote who was playing in every game? And that
was it.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
He could have just printed that off. Hey you can't.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
We don't leave that playbook on the travel or something.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
But he did tell us the story about here. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
No.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Port Adelaide tried to win him over and bring him
over from the Hawk. They offered him a McDonald's franchise in.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
He almost pushed the deal over the line. Also, who
we got here?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Rodney Rodney, welcome to a show, Good Rodney footy players?
Where are they now? Who have you got for us?

Speaker 12 (32:01):
Wayne Johnson the carlt and Gride back in the eighties.
He's now a traffic control for Royal Traffic.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Brilliant. And did you work with Wayne?

Speaker 12 (32:11):
Yes, I know, yeah, and then I'm a trap driver
and we went a triple A advanced ross and we
delivered house ryans and nut but in Presidential and Mane
streets where we're delivering and we need traffic control or
trying to deliver the frames under pale lines and that
sort of thing. He's sick and away you.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Guys, Rodney, great girl, Thank you very much. Just get
a cat now, morning cat, Good morning, all right? Cat?

Speaker 3 (32:44):
So which which foot player? Former footy player? If you've
got more day up to now?

Speaker 13 (32:49):
Ham mad Dog Mooney from the Mighty Cats.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Now that guy still has whiteline fever. A couple of
years ago he took part in the same we did
one last games, a load of great former pros and
Cam was one of them. Cam Mooney did not see
it as a friendly sort of non content really and
actually ripped the bicep of one of our listeners, actually
tore it from the boat.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yeah, camount of Mooney. So what's he doing now?

Speaker 11 (33:13):
Anger?

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Management or.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Almost.

Speaker 13 (33:16):
He's a real estate agent in.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Gely news Agent.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
He's still on the bell.

Speaker 13 (33:26):
Two years ago I turned up to an open home
and he goes, I remember you, You're that redheaded that
loves me. So Funnily enough, I was working in a
newsagent in Westfield in Gelong and he was at the
Telstra shop and twenty year old me went over and said, Cam,
I love you, and he said, Darling, I love you too.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
And you remember the times are different then not the
correct sponse now media training then like place.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
But back in the day they didn't have a problem
with that. Let's cut the back.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Do you think I'd like to see him plugs of
his current properties on Mount Listen before we get into
the game. My god, this place has got so much potential.
Ocean Grove, it's going for still at one point two Kat,
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
You cool, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
He is coming.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Then footy players, where are they now? It is it's
either real estate or news agents.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
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Speaker 3 (34:32):
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(34:52):
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surrenders to the darkness. Bucky me, I have a built
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(36:02):
of vessel. Always go for the hard ones. The softest
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to you at your rebel based Christian.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Anyone else find that sway and it's a touch to aggressive,
just a little too.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
I'm surprised he grated his fingers those gloves.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Gloves he has on it. Maybe d gloves what he's cooking?

Speaker 11 (36:28):
Who knows, Christian O'Connell sharp, go on podcast, Hey.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
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few fellas over and watch the game Bombers Verse off tonight.
I'm calling Bombers by thirty points. I'm already having a
beer right now. All right, to today's dishes. Brown the beef,
mints or a medium heaps, add spices, stir until its

(37:07):
surrenders to the darkness. Fuck me, I have a build
in onion cutting protector. No tears rate the cheese fu
damn that greater dot met Luke, do you have a
band aid for Daddy? Finally, fall toppings? In your choice

(37:29):
of vessel, always go for the hard ones softest for
the week. Should we grab a Marlriton? It's five o'cloth somewhere,
my right, Fellas Dark, your rebel based Christian, and.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
We need to have a word with him today, just
right of it? All right, Aaron, Good morning, Aaron. What
do you think Darth Fighter was cooking?

Speaker 12 (37:53):
I reckon he was cooking taco is Christian?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
That's right, Darth Love's ATTACKO Thursday. He loves el Pas
so like all of us. Aaron, well done. You've just
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Speaker 2 (38:05):
That's incredible.

Speaker 12 (38:05):
That's incredible Christian. Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Now, Aaron, what are you going to use the money for?
What's going on for you?

Speaker 13 (38:10):
Uh? Well, my water company didn't send out a bill
for over six months, so I've got a nice eight
hundred dollar bill to pay.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
But you make a nice you know with the missus
as well.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
They haven't sent you been in like six months.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
They Yeah, I forgot to send you all these yeah, yeah,
for all those showers you've been having there, Aaron, and
that actually eight hundred Is it really eight hundred dollars?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (38:31):
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Oh no, that's a nightmare.

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Speaker 2 (38:40):
Beautiful.

Speaker 12 (38:40):
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Speaker 4 (38:42):
Thanks to Colling the show, take care.

Speaker 12 (38:44):
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Speaker 2 (38:46):
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Speaker 3 (38:49):
Time now for this week's edition of the Name game,
as in, if you want those people that has a
name that's a bit of a pain, we turn it
into a game.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
You call us up.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
We've got no idea what your name is. We try
and guess what it is. You can call it now
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Speaker 8 (39:04):
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Speaker 1 (39:07):
A name you always need to explain.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Well, we've made my name as in.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Game, so this is how it goes. We have no
idea what your name is. You give us a clue,
We try and guess. Caller one, welcome my.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
First name as in money bags.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Cash, pay soo, Kruger, round pound, penny, penny, call the two.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Good morning, Elizabeth, Victoria call the three. Welcome as in
a bookkeeper. Oh oh no zero, heller, excel.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
No, no accountant, no ledger.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Yes, all right, are we ready to play? Jackpost? You ready,
locked and loaded, Patsy, Right, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Okay, all right, we have our first contestant. Good morning,
welcome caller. One, well, you'll be a good caller. One
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fist glove the Italian Stallion? Are you Stallion? Neil Stallion?

(40:20):
Definitely not okay.

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Rocky champ Stone, Pebble.

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Speaker 2 (40:52):
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Speaker 3 (40:59):
That's you excitable? The big rumors about the Spice Girls reunion.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yeah, it would be huge.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
If Victoria comes on board, though she won't.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I can't see her. She's she's her O Mega brand.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Now.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
She's not going to get up there and start working
around with them in the.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Moons now like toying about playing about maybe doing like
a hologram thing, like.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
One of them holograms in the rest.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Stink up your life. Hang on, we just go and
the projector we've not.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
We need to just remoot the screens we've we've not.
I thought a stor thing though, Patsy, they mate billions
with the reunion with.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Enough.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
No, it's no, I reckon, she's not stones.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Who's going to play the guitar? Who's going to do
the drug?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
You hardly noticed from like from an audio.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Half that's not it's the aesthetics of it. Well, look
at Abba.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
Didn't they turn down a billion dollars to reform?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, but then then they took all that money and
when we send us holograms out, so they.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Now pretty much about a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Any sat on their arts laughing at us. All it
was your favorite one New Space? Oh?

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Who was my favorite one? Probably Baby Spice.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Posh was my favorite.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I knew that I could have guessed it that Posh
as well. All Right, anyway, we said too much.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
We're here to take part not chit chat about the
Spice Girls with him, because I'm all about Oasis.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Is y you know why because I'm a man, all right.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Coler one, Good morning, as.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
In mind as in Mike, Yeah, stand magic Mike Tyson.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Correct, Oh, well.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Done, there was Mike's ready to go. It's stumbling a
bit still thinking about Boss Spice. Okay, Cooler one, thank
you very much.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Caller two, good morning, Good morning to my name Jane
playing Jane super brain, Jane.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Fonder, no calamity, No, what are you doing? Is trying
to give us a hint?

Speaker 6 (43:16):
Don't be giving them hints because I can't see you
in there, Bridget Jane, Jane Austin.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Oh Jane, eyre.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
About give us a clue. That's a great one. Thank
you very much. Caller too. Caller three, welcome to the show.
Good morning, good morning, good more. Good mon to you,
young sir.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Hello, my first name as in Princess princess.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Go through all the Princess.

Speaker 7 (43:51):
Augustine, Princess Mary of Denmark. No, no, Diana, Princess page
from Maria.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
I've just drawn a blank. I'm trying to think.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
No, there's Eugenie.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
No Fergie isn't a Disney movie? Have you been named?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Yeah? No? Could we trouble you for a clue, good morning.

Speaker 9 (44:17):
Oh please, it's a really young princess.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Oh is it one of the young royals? Beatrice?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
No, Charlotte?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yes, wow, Junior there on news every every once a
year she finally gets some sort of newsy thing in
well done, what a lovely name?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Thanks? You're only way to school?

Speaker 8 (44:44):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Yep? And how's school going to? Wut? Your back from easter?
Do you do you think good over easter?

Speaker 9 (44:50):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (44:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Yeah? What did you do? What was the best thing
you did over Easter?

Speaker 9 (44:53):
I went to go see Star Wars Revenger movie?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Oh my god? Was it good?

Speaker 8 (45:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
You're watching and Or season two? M oh what did
you see Ale? Season one? Yes?

Speaker 8 (45:06):
I did?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Do you not like it? Season two is better? It's
really good. Please go back to it.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
All right, good chat, all right, have a great day school,
Take care. Thank you, Princess.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Today is that what time waster? We're looking for your
hat movies?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Hat movies?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I'll tell you what they're watching at City Hatter's Bonnet
and Clyde Gold Mission, Brim Possible Silver Weekend at Bras Silver,
The Big Lay Bowler ski.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Hat tip. Hat tip to me, Panama's.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Labyrinth, Gold, Jackie Boy, what are they watching?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
She's all hot, There's Gold Hot Fizz.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Very good at one bonus points and ones today Gold
plus Tango and cap Bronze minus and the Bad News Berets.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Some of these hat movies are very very good of
just saying the last minute entry for no one's mentioned
the great helmet.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
You know it's a hat. Is the clear hat you
just don't see?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
And rightly so people wandering around wearing a helmet? All right,
hat movies, you're.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Ready to mark? Jack Yes, Western Show gets a two.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Hundred and fifty dollars price line pharmacy voucher thanks to
quality health. Okay, hat movies, When helmet met Sally Gold?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
What on Steve Beanie her?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
So that ben her Beanie hattertoy Gold, That's so good.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Children of the bi Corn Silver Bohemian Capsody Gold. I'd
done Nathan Fascinator to Judgment.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Day Gold, mention that.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Stephen getting a fascinator on my fez. Lady Gold, Madam Cindy,
you me and Beanie Silver, Santo, you were the first
of about a billion people with that one Cowboy miss Daisy.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Froze.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Sure what's going on in that one? Cap woman said
about woman cap woman silver?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Adam, well done, you mean trill B silver plus went
on Shinseia Toppeheimer Bronze, No jeralson Trill B movie, Trill
B movie Bronze.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Fez Buler's Day Off Gold.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
That's very good, Stuart, well done, no caps for old
men silver. Ten things I hate about a Kubater's Bronze, unwieldy, andy.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
And cocaine beret gold.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Also Stuart, all right, who's best in show for the
hat movies today?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Let's give it to Fez Bueller's Day Office.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Why don't Stuart, guy, you're the winner.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Let's talk tomorrow's show today, tomorrow's show today.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
So you're excited about tonight's game, Jackie.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Boy, red flag fester than tonight. Our Achilles heel is
for teams who teams in the volume ladder, teams looking
for a desperate win, like we're playing the Kangaroos tonight.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
I know you two went back, but the roof still
beat the d's and the and the tough few opening
rounds that we've had.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
That's right, when Ruth beat the D's, everyone was like, no,
maybe they're good now.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
They were were negative deficit bad. You know what?

Speaker 7 (48:48):
I was meant to be going as a special guest
the Essenon North Melbourne game tonight.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Have you said no? So I just when the team
need the fans to show up.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
No, No, more awkward than that. I said, yes, so
I play. I won't even name him because don't want
to embarrass him. I played with a player who plays
for one of the teams competing tonight.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I played golf with him.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
Sorry, he said, why don't you come to the Essendon
North Melbourne game, bring your brother. My brother's the North
Melbourne supporter, and come into the rooms afterwards meet all
the players.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
You know that team.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
Can't get into the room. Well warden experience. I've never
done that before, never gone down to the rooms. He
got dropped from the team and he had to call
me this week and say sorry, because I'm playing in
the VFL this week.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
You come to the VFL game. We're playing the Sandringham Tigers.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
You so he's put me on the stair. He said,
when I get back into the when or if I
get back into the NFL team, I will invite you again.
You can come in a few weeks time.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
We earlier on today's show that we're doing, we were
doing footy players Where are they now? There were so
many great ones. We're going to do a part two
tomorrow so not all footy players can go and get
lucrative jobs on TV and radio. Footy players, where are
they now? You can email me Christian at Christian O'Connell
dot com dot au rio.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
What is tomorrow's time waster?

Speaker 8 (50:08):
Tomorrow's time waster is make Star Wars Bogan, Make Star
Wars Australian because.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
It's international, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Star Wars Day This Sunday when you're out with all
your friends, aren't you with the lightsabers and that in
the park and you were.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
The one talking about what's the Star Wars show you
were talking about with the young indoors.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Very good. We'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
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