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Pimp My Crib, Finals Week, Patsy's Washing Machine, Alex's New Job, Brownlow Bingo, Op Shop Scavenger Hunt, Misheard Lyrics and The Timewaster

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Good morning, Patsy, Yes, hello, I was just putting my
glasses on. Yes, yes, locked and loaded, ready to go.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Someone's canning down to that public holiday. Hats he You
just used the phrase before the show. You came in
to see how it was. I was off Thursday and
Friday with this lurgie. Pats He used the phrase I've
got my big girl pants on, and then we just
had that. I actually thought she'd gone home. That's what
she meant. She's had enough for this.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
She quit from the big girl pants on.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
It was just.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Silence and radio is really long, isn't it outside? I
thought were actually issued and then just says very casual, Yes,
what is it you once?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Maybe that's what she was busy doing, putting her big
your hands.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
You're right, okay, Good morning Alex as well, Good morning,
and good morning Ria.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
So his finals week, strange public holiday on Friday. When
I first moved it made no sense. I was like, so,
is there a public holiday on the Monday after your
after you've had your Grand Final. No, no, no, it's
a day before. And I was like, why is it
the day before? And I know that it was meant
to be the carnival, but no one really Yeah, the

(01:38):
Big Old is it a big parade they do?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
They have like ninety thousand, hundred thousand go to the
traditional grandar they do.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Hands up on this team. Have you ever been to
that Friday Final?

Speaker 6 (01:51):
I actually have been once. Yeah that's because of the Swans.
I would never go if there was no team in it, right, yes,
so it's yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Just you just watch players go pass on a car. Yeah,
it's not very good.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Not on a boat. This time though, it wasn't that
a disaster. They went on the river.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Awkward you awkward care And so this morning I came
in right and the uber driver was a just heartbroken
Pies fan, oh so much. So I said to you know,
who will you Barrett for this weekend?

Speaker 5 (02:20):
He's not even gonna watch.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Come on, roll on the cricket, bring on the ashes.
It's a long way, come on now. It ended for
me Saturday night. It was like it's two days since
Saturday night. He's still speaking, Fellas.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
It was great so apology to produce a Tina who's
a big Pies fan.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
But she staring jaggers at you right now. She's broken,
I know. But how good was it to watch.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Dead?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Everyone loved it?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
This is Australia. The ratings are going down. Bring on
the cricket. It was delicious, smash the Bonds.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
There was an air though Saturday morning waking up. I
swear the atmosphere changes as you go into finals wake
like this.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, and Friday as well, Yeah, just sounds one hundred thousand,
They're amazing. They were saying during Friday night's game that
it's the biggest attendance at the MCG outside of a
Grand Final.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Wow, biggest ever, that's us huge.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
And then another just under a hundred thousand on Saturday
and night as well. I thought there were like I
thought there were two big upsets in a way, they weren't.
They Neither game went the way a lot of people
thought they were going to go. Yeah, closer games. But anyway, yes, yeah,
you're right. It wasn't a proper contest, wasn't it.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
And I'm loving this week. Everyone tells me you've got
to be in Melbourne for Grand Final.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
It was exciting.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
So I'm really really excited to tell you.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
What isn't so exciting is tonight's TV spectacle.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
That is the brown Low.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh yes, yes, that long is a butck crunchingly long,
strange spectacle, isn't it, Halleen?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
It must be like for four.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's five of endurance for those there and us watching
as well, Blitz and glamour. Now, Alex, we have the
TV on in the studio right and we were doing
the pre show meeting before the show starts at six,
and you were You came up on Channel seven advertising
your new slot.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Seven's winning AVOs, it's memorable.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Branding, upgrade your afternoons with the winning hit game shows
and come back kid Culen is back. Thank you now,
it's great. It's good news. So what is it?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
So everyone knows? So Alex Cullen was on ninth no
mishap and now he's come he's back around on seven.
Actually start today?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
What save one today? That's pretty soon, fairly soon, in
a few hours time.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm sure last week we were talking about it. It was
like the end of September, maybe October. Now they've jumped
the gun see back into work today.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah, So we were rehearsing yesterday, which was good fun.
In that's you.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Rehearse the news where give you a couple of old classics.
We've landed on the moon Australia. Where you stand, we
delight to the camera robo presents.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
You stand there getting fitted for suits, a couple of suits.
That was quite nice. That's what you're doing TV, you
get fitted for suits.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
So how does it work? Then?

Speaker 5 (05:18):
What is winning RF on seven? Basically you are getting
the chance to win cash the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, so we're going to be in the news roulette
to you.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah, pretty well pretty much. I'm not going to give
too much away, but there is a machine that you
have to play along with to win yourself a lot
of cash. So I'll be delivering the news at the
top of the hour one, two and three o'clock. Uh.
And basically we're going to have the game shows in
between that. So it's game shows mixed with live news

(05:49):
updates across your early afternoon.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I hope you're playing attention to Patsy because one thing
your news is missing is a game show finally, you know,
maybe like a radio tipping point or something in between news.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
And sport blankety blank bridge of line the chase UK's
so we can see this afternoon you.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Can one pm.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
It all kicks off, so it's really exciting and we're
going to get me can't wait. I can't wait, And
contestants are going to come on the show with their
chance to win, so.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Come on you probably could perhaps come on a stitch
up just this week.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
It's just us to seven years.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Doesn't work with those people. Thoughts left the game show
for Alex's family and.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Friends, so I'm sort of mixing it up with news
and game show host. It's kind of weird. So it's
all sort of leading on Larry Enda a bit later
on the afternoon. So yeah, that is a powerful dubbleheader,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Col MDA, that is strong. I'm sorry, but it is
over for nine. I'm calling it now. It's over. That
network is dead and the water Todd woodbridges here, he's
got nothing. Maybe you can take on Alex Cullen, but
who sat behind him, Larry Bloody Ender? Come on, guys,
play fair.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Patsy, how was your weekend? Mate? What do you get up?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
To Well, we had a beautiful lunch on Saturday, which
was very nice with a dear friend, which was lovely.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
But it's just at the start of this I actually
don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
She's still wrapping up waiting for they burt or something
from that lunch. You just had fine young cannibals to
clear throw and get ready after a lopsided, shonky start
to the top of the hour there where you were,
am I A, let me just get with that.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
You're just padding to try to buy yourself.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Final week, Final week.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You know, I'm fine, it's just you know, it's Monday.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
My voice is still waking up.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
But didn't sleep that well over the weekend because I
waved the white flag. Remember the front loader had gone
called foots last week.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yes, well you destroyed it, Well you didn't. We saw
her pass ship.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
I pulled the lid off it, and you know, there
was so much faffing about, you know what, it was
just easier just to get a new damn machine. What Well, No,
they couldn't come out for a couple of weeks. Are
understandably really busy, and I just the parts may not
be available because it was four to five years old
and the service guy over the photo.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Isn't amazing how we say that now it's like four
or five years old.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, I'm selling some speakers at the moment, and that's
to write the copy for it. Yesterday and I was
like five years old, and I sort of think this
is quite old. Someone's going to read this again. Five
years old.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
And these are the speakers that were in your vinyl room.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yes, you know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
It needs the liquid the speakers at I didn't. I
didn't mean to actually talk on the show days actually
made me really sad. You were so excited about downsizing.
Downsizing is for real, mate. I know I've got all
that vinyl, and I've just been told to get smaller speakers.
Oh you know that one of those ones you haven't
on holiday on the beach, JVL high fire ones, little

(09:01):
ones have about the pool a shower, all that beautiful
lead zepp and.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Rollingstones to spring sein on.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's just so a little handheld s subway fishes. Yes,
I was hoping you would't bring it up real, the
pain of those speakings anyway, five years old and you think,
by god, someone might look at this go, oh my god.
These ancients five years old.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I know.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well, they said we probably can't get parts. Even if
we do, they're going to have to send them from
like a whole new door from Germany. And I just
said to Chris, this is ridiculous. So I can't go
to the laundry mat for four more weeks. I have
to get a new machine. So we've got a new machine.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
And it's how that moved quick, didn't it.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Well, it has to move quick with laundry though Christian like,
it has to be done quick. But I love that
it doesn't have bells and whistles in that it doesn't
it doesn't play tunes when the load finishes. But it's
lit up like a Christmas tree. And so you have

(09:58):
to close the laundry door otherwise it will shine all
the way down the laundry and into our bedroom at
the end of the hall.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
What have you got really bright?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Anyway, Saturday morning, Chris woke up in a panic.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
These we got swat team in here.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Shoved his arm across my chest and he's gone, oh
my god, I'm trading to get up.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
You have slept in it's daylight.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
It's like daytime.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
He thought it was daytime.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I got on because because it was so bright that
it was so bright. Oh no, there's nothing worse than
that sort of Saturday morning, like get up, get up,
He sliped in.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
I looked at the clock. I said, it's four am.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
The damn washing machine was so right.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
So the door has to be closed.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
If it's on, it has to be closed, otherwise the
whole house is illuminated.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
A lot of these appliances now are very needy, aren't you.
So we've got this new washer right, and at the
moment it's done, it will scream at you non stop
for hours until you t it. Why is a Saturday
I'll get you in a minute.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
It's every minute it starts singing again.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Bothered, like just bother me, done your job? Pipe down, mates.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Last week, I was saying how I got into what
I thought was my car and saw a elderly lady
in the passage seat, and at first thought, my god,
this poor, confused, perfundled old lady. I'm going to have
to try and find where she's come from. And then
I realized there's any one confused person in this story.

(11:41):
It's actually me. I'm in the wrong car. And I
apologized profusely. She was genuinely really scared, clutching a handbag.
She thought some carjacker was on the loose again. I
suddenly realized, of the weekend, it's exactly the same spot
where three months ago I reversed into a car. I
got out and there was no damage, but I left
my name and number, and this woman rang me in
the evening said, hey, thank you very much for doing that.

(12:02):
I'll chat the front of my car. It's absolutely fine,
but I just want to reassure you that it's fine.
We learnt me get in talking all this. So she
goes Christian, I, yes, that's right, She goes, listen, are
you the listener to the She goes, hey, let's not
start those rumors. It's been only been a couple of
months since they held some. So there was some riff
going on between my wife and now now I'm hitting listeners,

(12:23):
driving into them female listeners and the guys of oh
my bad. But anyway, let's swap numbers. Trick in the book, Yeah,
and see what comes out of this.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I came down with this lurgie last Wednesday afternoon and
couldn't come and do the show Thursday and Friday. It
also couldn't go and see m J the Musical, which
the team were all going to go and see Thursday night.
I just presume my wife would obviously stay look after me.
You know, I was bedroom a horrible lurgie. But their
mom and I said, you know, I'm not going to
be to go into our and I won't be We

(12:57):
won't be able to go and see m J the Musical.
My wife went, do you think I'll still be able
to use your tickets and invite some friends?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Well, not even just go to herself.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Literally took the tickets out of a dying man's hands
on his deathbed. Just can't take those with him wasting
and obviously had quite a big night because Friday morning,
I opened up the bin and the MJ the Musical
tickets were in the bin, along with a box that
contained twenty McNuggets.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
My wife is on.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
This very stricch Keito diet and I don't believe our
good friends at macis have got the Mkeito ranger just yet.
Wow wow, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (13:44):
And so you know affected that you couldn't actually go
to the effort of hiding them, because if you're like
that drunk, you're smart enough.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
I'll hide that in the recycling bin.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
And rather than disturb her poorly husband, she slept in
the spam bedroom and I as there was this coming
to check where she was. She had disrobed, you know
when you get a little bit tipsy, like, shoot did it?
There was like one shoe one. I was like, what's
happened to her? Did she fulled out a light aircraft

(14:12):
into the house. There was like a shoe woeman. The
bra was in the middle of the hallway. I was like,
what put all this evidence together? Someone's had quite And
then and I made a cup of tea. I went
to sort of check in on her. Quite clearly she
was going and he had two drinks. I went, come, stach,

(14:33):
I've had nights like that. You don't have two drinks
and twenty nugs. And she say, oh, you found the evidence. Yes,
schoolboy area, you know it's leave on the top of
the bin. No, no, no, no, And then she got
I said, you're telling me you had two drinks. That's it.
She goes, yeah, And you know what, I'm pretty sure
that barman gave me in those two drinks really large dough.

(14:53):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Famously at theater bars they always give you yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah. Theater bars are renowned for giving you extra aren't they.
You know those drink measures there plastically we're now blaming
the poor barman. All right, late to the party. The
home of all your emails if you want to email
the show anything you've heard us talk about. Whether you're

(15:17):
catching up with an old podcast of last seven years,
it's Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au up first,
then this is one Liz, I love this one. Liz
has been paying attention to the show, Christian. Have you
seen the kids movie The Sword of the Stone. Yes,
it's an old Disney classy. There's a scene in the
movie where the owl named Archimedes laughs because Merlin tries

(15:38):
to engineer a toy plane and his beard gets stuck
in the propeller. When new boy Alex Cunnen laughs, it
sounds like Archimedes. So this is Archimedes from Disney's The
Sword in the Stone, and this is the new King
of Afternoons on Channel seven. It's a bit similar. It's

(16:07):
old Archimedes.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yell, I'll take that.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Liz very well. Smarted And this is Gabriel Christian catching
up on podcasts. I heard the episode of You're talking
about Having Chased by an Animal Stories and After You
Were Bitten by a wombat? When I was in Central
Australia somehow ended up with a rescue wombat in my
house a couple of weeks. Oh yeah, you know, we
all we all know that classic story. Don't you a

(16:32):
rescue one bat? We were apparently the best option. We
only had the expertise of Google to try and help us.
Took after the wombat. This one bat instantly disliked my partner.
I could. Yeah, we went to well when we took
the kids to Hobart and Tas, mainly for the first
time in between one of the I think it was
two in Lockdown two and three. I made them sound
like movies, don't you these days? It was in between

(16:54):
three and four and that horrible sequel five. Anyway, we
went there and the kids wanted to go to this
animal sanctuary. So we went there and they said, oh,
you know, sadly the wombat is We've got this one bat,
but it's a teenager. It's asleep at the moment and
I could wake it. Up so you could because we
paid exit to do one bat handling and the guy said,
I'll give you a refine. And the kids they're one,

(17:16):
and he was like, what do you want me to do?
And I said, could you wake it up? Hecaes, okay,
I just wanted it might be a bit grumpy. This
thing took an instant dislike to me. It sort of
nuzzled the kids and my wife and then saw me,
ran at me and bit me on the ass. My wife.
I actually take a photo in reception of this animal

(17:36):
sanctuary in Tasmania is a picture of me being bitten on,
just after being bitten on the ars, screaming I need
that photo. Head over to Tasman and over Christian. There's
one but instantly disliked my part a, Lana, My partner
and Lana, and I know she feels I could pick
up the one bat and scratch her back, But as
soon as Lana walked in, the one bat would lock on,

(17:57):
push me aside and charge. The one bat would leap
up and bite her on the leg or arm, jumping,
always going for exposed skin. The bias didn't break skin,
but left nasty bruises. Has Alana dodged to possess Marsupial.
She'd yell, We're trying to save you, before being snagged again. Eventually,
Ilana would lock herself away while the wombat calmly returned

(18:18):
to her Dn Victorious Christian the Sam Miranda, how do you?
And now it's talking about maybe a ya supporting NFL
teams over the season. Why don't you go for the
Buffalo Bills? Mirandov decided I'm going to support the Packers,
ah because of Aaron Rodgers. The old guy is still
singing it And these next two emails are all about

(18:39):
one great man. Last week on the show, we were
talking about what you always find in op shops and
the name John Laws came up. Legendary newsman, a multi
decade career, amazing guy, John seventy years, it's amazing seventy yeah,
and it was ninetieth I think last month. Now we
didn't know that he made a lot of vinyl albums

(18:59):
of spoken poetry that he wrote.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
This is John Law's newslegend.

Speaker 9 (19:03):
Allo was once like a healthy tree that stretched the
time to out like a new baby who does it
and does no why? I always thought of that as
a kind of settling love like a little tree who's
proud and wants to push its way through to the sky.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
You know what. I listened to this and I think
this is when news men on TV. When newsmen on TV,
they didn't need Larry MD backing them up in a
fight against Todd Woodbridge. Two in the afternoon, Laws Laws
considers you a lightweight.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
They took their glasses off and chewed on them.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
This comes from Kim Christian. I heard you talk about
John Laws albums over the show last week. Over the weekend,
I found one John Laws album in the shop. I
wasn't even looking for it. I just suddenly saw it
looking at me. There's a picture of John Laws by
again a big Mac truck.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
He's in a.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Beautiful suit where it looks like a glass of rum.
There are three scantily clad women. One's kneeling at his feet.
The album is caught. The album is called You've never
been trucked like this before?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Shuckey.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
He is laying down the law never been trucked like
this afore another And the emails keep coming in about
the legend that is John Laws. Christian. I heard you
might John Laws last week. Fifty years ago, I started
in radio sales with the original arn owners. That's who
we worked for, the Albert family. Yes as the Adelaide Rip.

(20:31):
Albert's owned two u W now Kiss the first station
in the world to run twenty four hours and John
Laws was the highest rating morning announcer.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Wow, as a.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Young guy was excited to visit the famous Sydney station.
Arthur the lift attendant sang, sang to me on the
way out, this is when radio had so much money.
The lift attendents listening, We're lucky if that lift worse,
which stirs a lift attendance so much. I I love

(21:04):
that though. The sales area was called by an open window,
and John Laws hated his studio so much he had
it painted like a junk. This is what we need
to do. You know we don't like the studio. I'm
going to go and have a word with the engineers.
It needs to be painted like a jung gor.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
This week the.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Our three scavenger hunters are coming in. They each were
given fifty dollars what gold could they find in their
local op shops and you've got to start price.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
I do a eye watering the expensive prize from the
op Shop.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
You're kidding, you wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I don't think you get anything above twenty bucks.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Now, you will be shocked how much I've taken out.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Of the show.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
The classic wedding dresses.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
No, it's not a wedding dress.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Wow, wee. I am intrigued. So we set three listeners
up last week, Op Shops Scavenger Hunt. Each got fifty
dollars and they're going to bring their I won't say tat,
They're going to bring their potential gold into studio due
the next twenty minutes, and then we're going to vote
whoever did the best, and you've got the star prize
for them, I do.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
They'll be very excited.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Great anyway, can everyone hear this buzz today?

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
I can't hear it.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
That's yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Apparently we'll be in the tech said it's something in
the new studio.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Don't speak about Pats like that. I told you, don't
call us something.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
That something has a name and it's Patrina. I got
an email over the weekend. Someone's been listening to the
show for a year. They've only realized now they've solved
the great mystery that Pats is also Patrina. They thought
we had a completely different newsperson, so we never spoke
to who just came on every half an hour, and
we never ever referred back to them or spoke to
them checked in with them. Who was Petrina one of

(22:49):
the odds. There's a Patrina and there's a patch that's
a compliment. No, Denise's like checker and hide today we're
just getting hide sadly. All right, let's do the song
title game as we round out the sow, then I
give you a word first one to singing a song
with that word in the title.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Baby be baby, wee water baby man.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Patsy with the Justin Bieber.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, well done, Patsy, uh sweet sweet car.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Right right?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
What's it? Black baby? Right on time?

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Oh yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
That's the one. Well done, Patsy fire.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
Oh we didn't start.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Wow done. Harmonies on the team.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Moon Moon River, Oh wow, to do like this.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Is archimedee, some sort of stuff, Christmas bing Crosby, there.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
You go, heart, Oh tell it to my heart.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Patsy Taylor Dame and one final one alone.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
I think we're a long.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Is to win a alright, News and Spot coming up
next with a mysterious Lady Gold Patrina.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
On the floor. We have listeners in the studio. On
one of them Judith, who's come in a beautiful dress
by the way to but you're actually just throwing bubble
wrap round my side of the desk. I'm about to
call you Ruduth. That is your new name now, Judith,
not just that. She's dumped a mysterious bag behind me
and we checked out a bombing there, Judith, that's my

(24:45):
grandmother's name.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Ah, that's a pell move. Yeah, she's taking control of
the studio now.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I am very, very excited. We've got three lovely listeners
who come in. One of them is already looking at
their watch. Time for you to leave? Is it? Wow?

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Humbling meeting the audience sometimes.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, So we've got three listeners Eastern we're giving fifty
dollars to go to their local op shops. This is
an op shop scavenger hunt. Now, since I've been off sick,
you've recorded a brand new intro. Is that much?

Speaker 6 (25:12):
I couldn't have the payphone one any longer? So hard
to listen?

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Thank you. I think it's what actually made me sick.
That's a radio bug of course, yes, looking.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Fusesome hot junk.

Speaker 10 (25:22):
Down at the up sharp looking fusesome hot junk. For
fifty bucks, will you get a fish lem or one
night Bertie, who will have the best being and by
up chen pi turn out of.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Ten, well done. That is no junk whatsoever. That is
hot stuffrio all right? So what is the star prize?
What are our three lovely listeners actually playing for?

Speaker 6 (25:47):
The winners will take home a one hundred and eighty
dollars clock.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
So carriage clock. That's actually beautiful.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
It is a Fairfax and Roberts made clock, which is
the oldest jeweling house in Australia.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yes, that is beautiful.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Thank you. They were over the moon when I bought it.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
They couldn't.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
They couldn't.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
She went out, the person at the front went out
and got the people at the badge.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
We've sold the clock.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
We've sold because they're all commissioned, only heavy commission. I
didn't know you could get anything that expensive.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
And I was took my breath away. I said, what's
the most expensive thing you have? And she goes, oh,
this clock. We've had it for years. We haven't sold it.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Well, Today's where have you got the money from to
buy that?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
That is the show budget for the year, and I
know it's quite time.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
We're going to have a really modest couple of months now.
Don't expend any big prizes on the show, listeners, We've
blown it all on an shop clock.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Caitlin said, my match was one hundred dollars, but I
couldn't turn away such a beautiful.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Not the fair field, not the fair field that actually
is beautiful, thank you.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Hang on a minute, you're not jacking the bean stalk
with these magic beans.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Money a broken clock, well it works twice a day.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Quite right, It's quite right. We can't even say that
about the show sometimes.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
But no, it's it's just a gold block.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Well, I mean, someone couldn't make it work, but I
don't have the issue.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
It was broken.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
No, when I got it, I was a broken.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Why do we send him out at market?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
All?

Speaker 6 (27:22):
There three very clever listeners. I'm sure it could be
a fun little project trying to.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Get this up.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
All right, So Judith is a first Judith, welcome to
the show, and it's a beautiful We call that purple?
Would you say it's purple? Bands in that dress all.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I don't think it's divine.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Look amazing. Now, what did you get through? Fifty bucks?

Speaker 11 (27:40):
Started off being very serious, taking it very seriously. So
I got a box of glasses or ten dollars. But
they're worth over one hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
To say, I need wine glasses.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
And they are perfectly new. So that was the whole
perfect I'm sure none of them perfectly new, efinctly new.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Look that's real.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Probably they are they.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
That was good. And then and then I picked up
this little thing. But when I dish a dish, ship
be a dud.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
At least it's not a broken clock. At least you
can use.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
That, right, What would you put in there?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
It's quite as like a coral house keys. That's a
good what I called landing Dishone should have one where
they put like car keys and your house keys in there.
Then he never looking for them.

Speaker 11 (28:27):
True, in the whole way, I thought it was worth something.
But when I did more research, probably a dud. They
paid three dollars for that.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 11 (28:35):
This beautiful dish, which you obviously the listeners can't see.
This was this was a bargain. This is twelve dollars
but this is worth over one hundred.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Dollars, like a fine bale China.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Made in England.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
We know what we're doing over there when it comes
to China. Probably stolen from actual China.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
Actually I said, don't give them a shout out because
I listened to your show.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
So this was a reservoir, Paul. So that was that.
That was very sensible, And then I stumbled on this.
It's three bucks.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
It's priceless.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
What is that?

Speaker 8 (29:07):
This is for pets?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:09):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (29:10):
It's an ironing board cover.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
It's a bit X ray.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
They were, they were very worry.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's a parabotics. This is a bear.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Yes, it's a man's a man's bum for an ironing
board cover. It's a sexy man holding a surfboard with
his bare ass, you know, on Maine, on show for
everyone to see.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I didn't know you would get stuff like that in
a shop.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
At least it's from the Playmates series. I don't know
if that means anything to you.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
She has a lot of stuff. She now completes the
whole series. This is going to be hard because she's
got the front, hasn't she. But she goes at the
fruit and veedge.

Speaker 11 (29:53):
Wow, because they were very, very worried about putting it out.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
No, no, this is great, it's great.

Speaker 8 (30:03):
But I told him it's for you, Patsy.

Speaker 11 (30:05):
They burst out laughing and they thought that we've got.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Just the thing.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
It was under the counter purchase.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
The tagline is the cheeky new way to iron for
a cheeky way stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
All right, well done, that's very good Judas.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
And then of course I got a bunch of records.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
You got some vinyl there as well. Nanimous scurity, isn't
there classic? None of that spot those glasses a mile away.

Speaker 11 (30:28):
I got introduced in the Seekers, which is because I
love Judas Durham's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
And then who did very well?

Speaker 12 (30:37):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (30:37):
And then I looked up last night because you know
he died, Robert Ridford.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yes, last week.

Speaker 11 (30:43):
It was very I was extremely sad stings for this.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
I used to get to for one of two for
two dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, no, no, Robert Redford stock is sky high at
the moment. It's actually going up on the NA the
death nails deck. This you do? Oh, I love a
great poking this long weekend.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
What you're doing your Yes?

Speaker 8 (31:11):
And of course.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Come on.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
Verylas this one they won't know who this is. You
might not know who this is because we're.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Not Uncle Dave. Grace to me.

Speaker 11 (31:26):
Okay, it's very politically incorrect today.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Ugly Dave Gray sing along. That's not what.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Don't worry about the track listing. I worry what what horrors?
That's our cancelation there. This week's Jimmy Kimmel. There's some
leave that track. All right. We're going to take a
quick break and then we come back with the other two.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Christian O'Connell show, go On podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
We're doing op shop scavenger hunt.

Speaker 10 (31:52):
Looking fusesome hort, jump down at the up sharp looking
fowesome hort junk for fifty bucks, will you get a
fish let or one night Berbie?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Who will have the best thing? And by chair.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's an early misshur lyric. I thought you said one
eyed Fergie as in the singer from the Black Eyed
piece like a doll kid. Easily. I'm trying to get
my will I am all right? So three lessons each
given fifty dollars. They brought all their swag in this morning.
See who did the best. We've just had Judith who
had a whole lot of stuff. Plus there is a

(32:31):
children's toy kitchen. She mastually get as well. That is
incredible huge. My girls used to have one of those, says,
I love playing on that. How don't you want that
for you girls? Don't you? Maybe?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Yeah? Definitely yes?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
All right now, Lawrence is up next. Lawrence is a
good man. He's been a paramedic from US twenty five years.
He's actually on his leave at the moment. It's on
annual leave.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
What a way to spend it.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Oh my god, truly around up shots with fifty dollars
shoved down in front.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Of his pants.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Lawrence, what have you got for us? And thanks for
coming in this morning?

Speaker 7 (32:59):
That's okay, Christian Ryo. Look, I've come in and I've
brought in some pottery type mostly pottery type items that
I found in the shops. And like Judith, I found
some things with hallmarks on them. So this one's a
it's a bit of an ugly look and mug, but
it's called actually ugly.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
It's like they used to be called Toby.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
It is a Toby jug and just having a looking online,
this only costs me ten dollars, but some of these
go for like three four hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Some of these jugs.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, you might need that to actually pay back.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, broken, broken, that screams.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
That was probably the.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
First item I found. And then I found this that's
like Lettus leap.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Yeah. You see those a lot, don't you.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Yeah, and again that's made in England. They seem to
know how to do.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Most really well. Yeah, winning the ashes and how dare you?

Speaker 7 (33:55):
Probably the third item that I found was another jug.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, big on the jokes everywhere.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
That's Cox and Purves.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's called Herves. I don't know her mug.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
It's a it's a big tank, hard type designs like.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
A flag in it is.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Yeah, but if you google them on online you can
see that they're you know, they're sort of genuine items.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
That you've you've got some greats of that. And is
that a sheep or donkey?

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Got there?

Speaker 7 (34:26):
This one here, it's a look, I think it's a lema.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's a colorful lemur lima. I found that he's actually
invented an animal in shop.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
It's a money box, and I thought, you know what,
that's a bit of fun, a bit of fun. If
you ever feeling down, just look.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
At it, Laura, what what is that there?

Speaker 7 (34:50):
This one is a it's like a magic lamp of sorts.
I thought somebody might be able to get some lucky
out of it, but yeah, that was just on the shelf.
And four dollars for that's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
I really like that. It's like a magic lamp.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
And I think the last item that I found it's
not for part of the competition. This one's for you, Christian.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
That's a beautiful teapot, A.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Teapot and a mug all in one from.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
A golden gill edged gold into it.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Yeah, nice green color. And because I knew Rio broke
your last.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, yeah, Lawrence, thank you very much, Lawrence. Lawrence has
done very well. All right, Okay, so we met Judy.
We've done Lawrence. Now let's get Karen up. Karen, step
up to the microphone with your swag. What did you
get for your fifty dollars, Karen?

Speaker 13 (35:38):
I got a bit this time around. And this isn't
part of the competition, but I found another Cooper hat,
another one, another one trot. Yeah that you can have that?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Oh wow, like a glove. You know the kind of
guy used seeing cartoons, used to tie them into the
railroad track like some sort of dastardly villain. Yes all right,
can what else you've got already doing?

Speaker 13 (36:06):
Bro housewarming gift went to I know you've been a
vineo pottery and all that. This is ash.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
We don't have one so much.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
That is pretty good.

Speaker 13 (36:18):
I paid twenty for that.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
This is stunning.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Now.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
I bought this for you.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
An old fashioned postbox.

Speaker 13 (36:31):
Yeah, made in London.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Some of them are trying to sort of please me,
but there is tat from the UK. That's a simple
to what we're catching side like an English magpile postbox.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
A week.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh yes, that's is tat? How much was that rubbish?
Is plastic with a crab?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
This is Australian history.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Up against my English TeaBot and the post box.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
This is a beautiful ancient Australian.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Should be going on antiques show with some of that plastic.
Thank you Lawrence doing the job of a producer there
and moving the microphone close again there as the producers
are in there having a cup of tea and some popcorn.

Speaker 13 (37:18):
So I managed to win Iren Williams belt. Oh my words,
twenty five retails for one and fifty.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Wow, you Karen, you know what everything retail's for. You
could say anything, we go yeah, okay, well.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
This is good quality stuff and Aaron Williams are expensive.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, and also for child it's quite small waist. I
mean you're never too youngs you get your kids into
r M Williams. That's true, you know. All right, Thank
you very much, Karen, well done. All right, now, judges,
Pats alex Rio cast your votes. Is it Judith? Is

(37:58):
it Lawrence? Is it Karen? Who is the winner winning
the two hundred dollars broken golden clock?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
My vote is for Lawrence Alex Lawrence.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Well, I was going to say Judith because she's got
an eye for detail in there.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Lawrence is scavenge in all winner, Lawrence be step up
to the microphone, step up to the PODIU would like
to say a few words. It's a big moment. It's
like a Brownlow twelve hours earlier.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Oh, thank you very much. This was really fun and
just love the show. Listen to it hours every day
on the work.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh pleasure. Thank you, well, thank you very much for
coming in. You've already choosed up some one. It's been
great fun. Do we keep this stuff now?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
I would like to keep the hat and actually your eyes.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Lit up for the first time this some morning with
that the Sanya dish that Karen got you, We're so
easily bribe Karen and Judith. Thank you very much for
coming in. This was really great fun.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Last week on the show and Pass was breaking the
news that's Hollywood great Robert Edford had passed away. A
lot of you misheard Hollywood for Collingwood and it sounded
like Collinwood had re lost one their big celebrity fans.
Glenn hasn't heard the confusion that got cleared up, Christian
bit disappointing for the Robert Redford's family. Thought the pines

(39:24):
would get up in memory of their number one fan.
You're right, I was hoping that fly in the press
conference might just apologize to the estate of the family. Glenn.
That really made me laugh. All right, So this is
amazing prizes we're going to be given away this week.
It's an upgrade from what we've been doing with the
shop and the Broken Clock game on at Harvey Norman Shop,

(39:45):
TVs Fridges, Barbecues and more instore and online. It's just
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(40:09):
cash as well. You just have to wrap for the upgrade.
All right, We've had loads of entries over the weekend.
You've got until this Wednesday midnight to wrap for the upgrade.
Let's go to who we got here? This is Vanessa
Carton fan. Uh, let's have a listen to this.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yo, listen up. We got a backyard.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
Please, it's cooking a pan of tag comment sat.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
It's free dreaming up the summer with the vibes saying
Hi Bobusade killing ransome kid one.

Speaker 8 (40:37):
Of five Nusa's place and move.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Neighbors, come round.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
I'm through the backyard.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Move give up some party, begin turn out fine yard
into parasy.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Entry.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Poor kids and dad this doing this bit of background
are yelling yo, okay, that's enough, Alix. Now let's go
to Tom another blues fan.

Speaker 14 (41:03):
Hey, Christian listenough funny to set a new stuff to
just things up on the weekend. It's a man barbecue
we've been needing. If you're feeling incline. You got a
heap of one drinks, need to cool them down and
ask chest would be best? Are you're feeling me now?
But what about the guests where they're gonna sit? A
soft cost would be nice around the five you have
picked that switched on the booty for you and me?

(41:26):
Oh what you say?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Baby?

Speaker 14 (41:27):
We got on TV Christian once you pimp on my
crib and asked more of these lyrics like I already did.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah Wow.
It was great. Thank you so much to everyone as
been making the effort. Who we got here? Breathe, James
and Caleb all since killed the tragics it's pretty.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
And Caleb we just get the same finally, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 7 (41:52):
No cats, no fear, just.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Can't get there.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
You can take us there for sure.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Sure grow on fire from what we fign.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Professional stress from the backyard basics today.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I don't even understand the word thank you. This is
Austin with his two four year old twins, Zeke and
Odie Hawks fans.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I'm flushing to mama, all right.

Speaker 15 (42:33):
Dude, storming into the local and nearest army Norman. I'm
enormous when it's important. The new lounge week for the
family gorgeous. I'm sure we could turn a challenge into
a fortune and apple into an orchard.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
How you morphin?

Speaker 15 (42:44):
This home could use a pimp and I wonder beg
But I'm feeling ed riches predicting the future.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
I'm like the Simpsons.

Speaker 15 (42:50):
I'm in my senses. It's high sense television. I'm like
the Hawks. We already beat the competition. Half the stuff
I got a decade ago. It's too old. It's got
to go. Time to upgrade, time to grow. And if
they ask us where regarded, I'm gonna tell him, you know,
the show go one four three? Ya know?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh my god, this is very good. This is that
sounds like an amazing Austin great were the two magical
twins there, Zeke and Odi? And last one was this morning?
Right now?

Speaker 5 (43:23):
This is Jonathan Tigers fan.

Speaker 12 (43:29):
Oh come and live from Tiger Town. Let's go Bee
it go one o four point brief. I want to
make my home feel like I'm lying the jeep. My
dream is for you to pimp me up for the
final and I love to help. My dream theme song
on vinyl, May I please have a Navy jin to
telly on, all wolves to scream and three sixty yet

(43:51):
the unpass bans fall.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I need a bridge like the Tiger's a bolt iron
at delivering beer ice cold.

Speaker 12 (43:57):
I'll make your plans, stands it up and all invite
the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Accept the lady at Paul.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
I need a brand youth house to stretch, shout, sound
proof the walls on my ney better sketch out he's
you know what I mean. I've lived a heavy battle
booking Ninja, flushing machine done, Buckler broken click.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
You got stuck because the saying ghosts. Mate, think the
old girls.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Did you really know what's happened to do for you?

Speaker 12 (44:20):
Get the summer rs with the barbecue.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
So here, I am trying to reference replacement.

Speaker 12 (44:26):
Just lip me heavi aspit heavic on the radio station Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
That's so brilliant. It takes a lot of work to
do these. Thank you so much everyone you got unto
a Wednesday at midnight. Thank you very much to Jonathan
Austin with the Twins Breed, James and Caleb, Tom and Vanessa.
Just some of the entries we've had in over the weekend.
We've got some more the next down. If you want
to get involved, head to the Christian O'Connell show dot
com dot au wrap for the upgrade thanks to Harvey Norman,

(44:53):
fifteen thousand donards worth of upgrade and you win it
obviously on this Thursday show and then it gets delivered
to your place before the big game on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Now Alex Cullen, who used to be with in the
morning so on Channel nine part today.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Then I had a little little whoopsie.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
To anyone in this game. Then he found a new
home on breakfast radio. Poor guy. You know it can
happen to any of us there, but for the grace
of God. It's every it's every daytime sports and news
anchors nightmare that you end up having to say, it's
great to be going back to radio.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
It's lovely back at the bottom of the total pole
that I climbed up so hard. I was under a bridge,
homeless for cash.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
That's where I met him, and I said, let me
clean you up, young man and get you into breakfast radio.
But a great thing has happened Channel seven. He's back
on his screens this afternoon. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Congratination.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
So you're part of winning r vos, winning AVOs, bring
it on.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Yes, So we were rehearsing yesterday. So I'm going to
be at the top of the air one, two, and
three giving you some news updates from seven News and
then we're going to be leading into each game show.
So blankety blank among those games shows.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I used to love blankety blank one of the biggest
game shows in the UK.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
It was huge.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Basically complete the slogan, oh right, my grand from Nantucket
and then you'd have to put something else on there, right,
that does sound fun? Yeah? No, no, it used to
be absolutely huge. So is that here now blankety b.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Yeah, it's going to feature it in the early afternoon
on seven and then I'm going to give you the chance,
those wonderful viewers at home to win as well. What
so go to sevenies dot com on the news forward
slash winnings. Yeah, at the end of the news. So
we're going to have a bit of serious stuff and
a bit of fun stuff to finish.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
What's out mate, shade on what are you giving away?

Speaker 5 (46:49):
You know, I'm a poor man's game show host. Really,
I'm sort of.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I tell you what, I tell you what. Who's going
to be buying lunch for the team this week? The
poorest man in now the richest man king maker. And
he's got so much money in his bank account? Is
he's keeping it away? The gonta be checked otherwise he
gets taxed his accountants trying to do this Channel seven.

(47:15):
Don't that he's doing it winning, winning annexes money. That's what's.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
So?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
How was your weekend?

Speaker 5 (47:21):
What you want to Oh my goodness, Bonnie sent me
on another Facebook marketplace adventure Saturday morning? So what were
you buying? Some and Dou's pots French and Dou's pots
from a guy in Brighton.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
He's obviously upgrading to La cruseade.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
I don't know what he was said to nice guy though,
but it was such a panic that morning. Of course
I didn't get the money out beforehand, the day before.
I had to get the money out that morning. Isn't
that a stress?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Now? Trying to find a bank that will let you in,
and then trying to find a cash machine that isn't
smearing graffiti or excrements.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Oh my goodness. And so I'm looking at this cash
machine it's only letting me get out a certain amount,
it says my cash low.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
It's a first world problem from two jobs. Oh my god,
I can't telling me I can't get fifty It was lovely.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Hello, it was not that tell you.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
So I'm.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Oh my god, it won't let me get out Mega Bucks.
Did you know who I am? Back on TV at last?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
So then I go to another place. I go to
a servo. No, I've exceeded the limit there as well.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
What about when you have to go to that one
in the shop and it's like, by the way, if
you want your money, it's next to twenty two dollars.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Inks are so weird. There's nothing in them. They're completely
empty except at and then just like blank shell.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
The problem was Combank were doing maintenance on their services,
so you couldn't get when it was a problem across
the board on Saturday month.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I'm not saying that you've you've got form here, but
whenever we hear about Facebook marketplace, you've convenience when not
the right amount. Now you're blame in comm Bank and
it won't give you enough money. That's exactly what happened
in your posh pan you're not going to believe it.
So I call Bonnie. I'm like, Bonnie, I can't get
all the money out. I can only get half of
the total.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
What am I going to do? So she gets onto
the guy in Brighton and he's like, don't worry, give
me the cash, give me what you've got and give
me the rest later when combank is sorted out there.
It's probably very honorable. Isn't that honorable? But I wanted
to prove to him that there in fact was a
problem with comback. So I didn't want to think, but
I was sure changing him again. Buddy, you know, buddy,

(49:28):
it's not winning. Vos got the guy around there from
winning combank.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Did you see that guy not able to give you
a hundred? Giving thousands away?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Chancer hour mine cheap pants?

Speaker 5 (49:40):
He was sent tone guy and Buddy like setting the
news article just to prove to him a problem with
comeback because my wife would do that. Oh my god, Steve,
I'm so sorry about that. He was, so, did you
go back with the money? I did, so I went

(50:01):
there with half the cash and he was like, okay
with that. He helped me move the pots into the car.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Just got weak hands.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Or something.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
You probably sort of lightweight from TV. All right, princess,
let me hand you and then one of these is
a prime pamily TV. See you know, I've just had
the manicured and pedicure.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
What's my hands? What's my model hands? But he was
loving and so he said, just give me the money
back via pay id when com Meg sorts out the problem.
So he was very trusting, very trusting, which was nice,
but I just didn't want him to think that I
was short changing yet another Facebook and listen, this is customer.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Any criminals litem. Right now, I'm going to find a
new way because it's got to do is just put
yourself Adobe fake you in a news arsenal that you're
part of winning r VOS on Channel seven, and you
can get away of paying half.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
In our family, I'm known amongst my two daughters as
the yes man. But my age and daughter has just
sent me a text message to the yes man of
the most ambitious and this will be my first know
of the year. Get a load of this. She knows
I'm busy and I just probably want to say yes
to deal with this. How would you feel about you

(51:12):
and mum going away for the weekend so me and
roughly twenty UNI mates can come round for the grand final.
That is ambitious, proper, well, it's why is ambitious. She's
up at this time in the morning on a student.

(51:33):
That's incredible. First of all, the fact that she thinks
that my wife and I going to fall for this.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
What can go around?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
And it says here in the end people would just
sleep in the garden. That's not a setting point. Why
are they unconscious in the garden? Bring a swag, said he.
We'll set up with swags in the garden and we
would leave it. We now go into campslot perfect, which
is spelt wrong p e r f e xt perfect?
Is that the way the kids spell it?

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Now?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Maybe no lois it's a no. It's a resounding note.
But hats off for the ambitious tribes creating Mary parts.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
You do a friend?

Speaker 5 (52:08):
What I just asked my dad?

Speaker 1 (52:09):
First, I don't probably read it thinks it's two we're
not seeing us too and roughly twenty means more?

Speaker 5 (52:16):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I mean?

Speaker 5 (52:18):
It's just chaos.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
How they're all going to watch that we've just sold
the house.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Oh, you have to keep it.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
You've got to keep it as they saw when they
bought it off you, you know, so anyone who then
they're moving, it's all smashed in with the final inspection.
This has been trashed in the gardens, some guy in
a swag in the garden. Alight, let's get in to
today's miss hurd lyrics. It's just another Mishardman day. Christian

(52:44):
O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. Everybody on the show, we play
back your misheard lyrics if we agree with what you
think you're mishearing. Where you all hear this, and if
we don't hear it? And for the really great ones
in Hall of FA last week we had two Hall
of Famous. Julian Dawkins had this on the Temper Traps
Sweet Disposition, sucked all your frogs. I still love that one.

(53:11):
Sharon had this from Taylor Swift's Lavender Hayes. I feel
eleven turkeys creeping up on me. Alight, let's get into
the brand new mishead lyrics. This comes from Sarah Christian.
Last week you had a rubber man misheard from Australian Crawl.
What are the odds I have one as well? So

(53:32):
last week Listener Mark had this one. They've got a
rubber politician in their travel bag from Beautiful People Australian Crawl.
Now the rubber misheard lyrics from Sarah is Whinny Houston's
I'm every Woman original line. I can read your thoughts
right now everyone from A to Z? Or is it

(53:57):
I can read your thoughts right now? And a rubber
man would say, what are the odds? Rubber man is
in the Yes, great one, Sarah, Michael's got Michael Jackson.
You are not alone. Your burdens are the best. Or

(54:19):
is Michael at a barbecue and someone's just giving them
some great burgers? Your burgers are the best? Straight in
no message to the ball of Fabey Hall of Favor.
This is something funny about Michael Jackson raving about someone's hamburgers.
I don't know, it's just doing it for me today,

(54:43):
all right. Joan Connor's got in excess kissing dirt? End
up kissing dirt? Or is it end up kissing ducks? Ducks?
Is in there?

Speaker 7 (54:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Warren listens to the show in per Thank you very much,
Warren and over the end food Fighters? Or is an
angry landlord asking a hand over the rent? Yeah, and
this is from John no h Good day, Christian. I

(55:22):
could be wrong, but I'm thinking of your first ever
miss her lyric about the Brisbane lines.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Coach Chris Fagan. This is He's right.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
We've never had one about fakes, have we, Grandpa? Grandpa
was good at the weekends. He honestly with big whim.
It's from a complicated avall Levigne original line. Honesty and
promise me, I'm never going to find you faking. I
think you probably heard it. Honesty and promise I'm never

(55:51):
going to find you Fagan. He loves I hear he
loves to play the lock rooms chaps. Just become the
nurse before a game. Yes, yeah, Pagan fan, this is
in there? Is it our first kind of footy one

(56:12):
making it in? Do you know what? In ground final week?
Maybe we should try a name for Thursday to do
a special finals misheard lyrics anything connected you can miss
here in a song to do with footy and the finals.
We want to hear them this week. Email me Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Doday you Christian O'Connell shown podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Tonight is the longest night in TV. It is isn't
it Brownlow Marathon.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
It's cruel.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
It's actually cruel to everyone involved. But it is a spectacle. Oh,
nothing like it in the world for good reason. It's
a strange old thing. You think about it, but I
can't stop watching it. Yes, it's car crash at times. Exactly,
you know, a long night for the players and they
look so bored.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Someone start nodding off as well.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Anyway, I thought we could try and make today are
Brownlow Bingo because every single year the winner might change,
but there's a lot of things that are always there. Straight, wait,
so tonight for my brown Low Bingo. Peter Dekos interviewed
within ten minutes. Yeah, the old man is going to
be he's had a busy year. Actually, one player will
bring his mum as a plus one. Yes, yeah, my
money is on Bailey Smith. Yeah definitely. Yeah, oz Kick's

(57:24):
oz Kit kids doing interviews on the red carpet. Yes, yeah,
I love that too. Players ask what their partner is
wearing and having no idea, having no idea, they nobody
go like this and nomly do that ban to expensive.
My favorite bit when the votes are carried in my
armor guard. That's when you know it's that's when who

(57:45):
is trying to steal this?

Speaker 4 (57:50):
The Russians swearing during the speech?

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Sorry yeah, sorry, Cary and Andrew.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Dillon messing up a complicated players note. Yeah, because it's
it's I mean, Gil used to do a great job
with this, he really did, because it's a lot for
the host. But Andrew Dillon has gone those some of
those names he's going to struggle with and now you
do it. And so girl used to do this a lot.
Do you remember when he used to use a very
big pause before announcing the name as well to drag
out the tensions. Make the tensions so so much dragging

(58:17):
out here, Alex Cullen, move, Yes, what have you got
for your brown no binger tonight?

Speaker 6 (58:22):
Rio, Well, this year, I reckon, there's going to be
a lot of clothes zooms on. Zach Merritt to be
very awkward with him.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Will be on the bomber's table. He just working there tonight.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
He'll be with his teammates. How good is that?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Gonna be toually forgotten about that extimate attention in the room.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Yes, he might be sitting next to sam Mitchell, who.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Knows no sam Mitchell be speed dating every player. I
think that's why they lost the weekend. He's been worn
out doing meetings all over town. Mitchell, take your head
to dinner.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
Yes, I've got our Geelong and Lines players drinking water.
Drink Yes, some sort of sorry Alex like a clunky
Channel seven cross promotion.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
In fact, you know it's going to be for you
know we're going to see our homeboy. You are right.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Seventies look come to they use less.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Twenty others and definitely Channel seven will say Footies night
of nights, two nights.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Welcome to the night of nights in the footy world,
it's back all right. If you got anything out Texas?
What should be on the Brown Noo Bingo card The.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Fish My Brown No Bingo moment when they put the
camera on the player who thought they were the best
on ground that day and you only get one vote,
you see a real angry force smile. But you know
they would be thinking that's bullshit, because what about the
start of a club looking confused after building three votes
in a real average game and they know it. You

(59:51):
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Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Toothpaste.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Yeah, to put it on the news today on Channel seven.
Name is Shane. This show well thanks to the Melbourye Show.
It's on from this Thursday to Sunday, the fifth of October.
It's back at the Melbourne Showgrounds. Grab your tickets at
Royal Show dot com dot a you Today we're looking
for your sweet bands. Chany who's has got a really

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Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
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Gray is having a donut.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Yeah what's she having?

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
She's glazy Gray?

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Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
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Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I don't know you give someone a home? Alex Cullen
has already left the show. What I mean three months ago?
I found him when he had no job, kicked to
the curb by his old mates of Channel nine, sad
and I give him a job and he was like
mumbling about, oh, might be getting a.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Job back on TV on Channel seven.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
He' verditable before He is back on today from one
o'clock on Channel seven part They're Winning vos. He's left
already til one. I know the wifth of a TV
camera and a couple of listeners have noticed that he's
been extra lively today.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Yes, bringing his step.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
The fact that he can gurn once more down at
the lens into your front rooms has made that man.
He tapped dance out of it. He didn't misake. Can
I leave, I'm done? I'm going now. Starts at one o'clock,
WHI the rest of us are still here? Seamy can't
take craps with him? Are you still here?

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
He might yet?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Oh wow, someone's dragging on those coattails.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I want to go on those game shows.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Okay, let's let's just sometimes actually can't know her respond
all right, guys, sweet bands, the Nerds of Tokyo, Tobler
Owns and I Stevia wonder Silma, that's very good. Well,
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Chuppy Checker. No, that's gold in my mind. Midnight Oreos,
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Silver pussy Cat Scrolls and Eager Eyed Cherry Ripe. Who

(01:03:26):
is the winner today?

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Elvis Psley?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Well, Mike you're the winner. You're off to the Melbourne
Rolls Show. Enjoy, We're back tomorrow.

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The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast