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December 4, 2022 18 mins

Every week you blow us away with your Misheard lyrics – here are some of our favourite Hall Of Famers of 2022. If you’d like to submit yours for 2023, email me at christian@christianoconnell.com.au.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Hey,
this is Christian. Thank you very much for downloading this
little mini podcast. We do these when we're on a break,
so we're on our Christmas and New Year break and
this one is all about the mishard lyrics. As you
listen to list to forget, if you're out about listening
on your headphones or walking the dog or in the
car and you think, oh, in a minute, that sounded

(00:21):
like that guy was saying. Email me in that moment
Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. You might
have a future Hall of Famer or just a really
good bad one. Keep the mishurds going next year. Thank
you very much. Enjoy the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. It's
just another miss heard day. Christian O'Connell's miss hurd lyrics.

(00:44):
Thank you very much to all miss heerdlyrics you send
in as we play the back, if we agree with
your mishearing, if we don't hear what you think you're hearing,
And for the great ones. Last Hall of Fame last
week two Hall of Fame, Mark Duckworth or Stereophonics. Have
a nice day, Lie around all day, have a drink

(01:05):
of cheese, Lie around our dead.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Cheers.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Also for nixt door, take my breath by the weekend,
Take my breath away and make it Mozzarena babe. All right,
let's get into the brand new miss Her lyrics from
Mandy Christian Jack and Pets last week You're Not Back
and miss Her from Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box. I thought

(01:31):
the lyrics were heyway, oh, you had a liver complaint?
I remember. I think I've got a better one. Uh
the line here from Nirvana hayway, I got a new complaint?
Or is it heywaight? I got a new coldplay? I

(01:54):
am hearing the cold play. It just sounds so hot.
From the Honor Cobaine for sa Chris Martin. He really
was a genius. And kudos to the quarter to the
emailer as well for coming back for a second bite.

(02:15):
I encourage anybody who give the Big Bow two to
try again. I love the fuck. We've never called it
the bab Bow. This for now and it shall be
known as the bab Bow. Do you know what Mandys
Hall of Famer, Jack's right for that spirit youg into
the Hall of Fame. This is our first ever footy
themed misheard lyric. Are you ready for this? Yes, it's

(02:37):
all the Carton team song, the actual lyric. And they
will know that they've been playing against the famous old
Dark Blues, against the famous where is it? According to
our correspondent Darren grind On, And they will know that

(02:58):
they've been playing against the famous old doub Loons Doubloons
Down has told us here and brackets used to be
old fashioned gold coins. Not going on here Down, Better
work left for me to set this up, Theren. Okay,
and I want to work too hard on Monday, Darren,
it's better delivered, Darren. Alright, let's play Mac and they
all know they've been playing against the famous old Doubloons,

(03:25):
against the famous No, no, we didn't need the history, Darren.
I'll say this, it's the worst miss we've ever had.
There needs to be a hall of shame, doesn't it, Darren?
That what's terrible ty we're never gonna get back, Darren

(03:49):
Grindr shocking for you. Yes, oh, dob one last one
from Danica Wish Master by Night Wish. And you're a
big fan of this band, aren't you, Joe? Oh yeah, yeah,

(04:12):
Master apprentice hartborn seventh Seeker? Or is it Hamster a
dentist hardcore? Stephen Siegel is the hamster a dentist hardcore?

(04:40):
Steven Cigar? Have her listen again?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Come on? In instance Hall of Favor, Danica is to
ask Danica, why are you doing even listen to this?
All right, guys, thank you very much for all the emails.
Darren get out the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Last week
on the show two Hall of Famers, listener Baden believe
that Britney spears in Hit Me Baby one more time?

(05:07):
Was saying his name repeatedly, O Baden, Baden, Baden. He
was right, Big John, I know you were of from
Paternity leagu last week. This is very much your kind
of humor cold heart by Elton John and Dua Lipa. Well,
I farted but kept it in. That's the standard that

(05:31):
goes into the Hall of Favor, Johnny parn We'll not
turned down this invite to the Hall of Fame. All right,
Let's get into the brand new ones. Wendy Sellings E Rhythmics.
Would I lie to you the biggest fake? That much
is true? Biggest or is it I figure skate that
much is true. Yeah, I'm here figure skating in there,

(06:00):
but Wendy Mark Christian Team. I have a misshard for
the New Dad Green Day, but a vard of broken dreams.
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me shine?
Or is it according to Mark, sometimes I wish someone
would pillow fight me. Sah, Yeah, that is a brilliant

(06:28):
world Mark, that is Yeah, I wish someone would pillow
fight me. Sare shine? Yeah, Mark, I'm going to get
that all of favor, Liny Currie by mister mister carry
a laison down the road that I must travel? Or

(06:51):
is it carry a laser down that road that I
must travel? Crystal clear? Crystal clear? Maybe he's got a
laser printer with him. Jimmy who is nine, and Laura
who is twelve. I got this one from Jack and
Diane John Cougar Mellencamp. Long after the thrill of living

(07:13):
is gone, long after the living gone? Or is it
long after thrill of living in a scone? Long after
the living is gone? It's soft, isn't it. Patsy? You're right,
it's borderline. What do we do long after the line?

(07:35):
Give it? We've got it? Yeah, yeah, sir Jimmy and lawd. No,
you can't, you can't. Just that's like giving a kid
an award for just past. I don't give it to him.
I reckon it's deserving. This new Daddy's pretty harsh. Alright,
have we got here? Carolyn Taylor, Leanne Rhymes, can't fight

(07:57):
the moonlight? You try to resist, try and hide from
my Is you get sack?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Or is it?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
You can try to resist, try to hide from my kids.
Now that is a hall of famer. You can try
to resist, try to hide from my kids. Well done,

(08:27):
Counting Taylor Hall and finally hell Smith Christian I watch
love actually every year, same and always get hungry when
I hear a particular part of Otis Redding's rendition of
white Christmas. May your days, may your days? You got it? Mayonnaise, mayonnaise.

(08:53):
This is a brilliant one. Yes, that there's a hall
of ament. Well down to hell Smith, Otus Redding, he's
crying out for mayonnaise. Hell Smith, come on in this
hall of favor. So many ones this week. Thank you
very much for all your emails and your contributions. As always,

(09:14):
when you hear them, almos, hear them, email them to
me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot a. This
is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Rianne got into the
Hall of Fame with this by Tiger Army in Corporeal.
I died long ago, but my spirits still romes. Eat
your burrito? Still great? That one right? Okay? Brand new ones,

(09:41):
Mike Barker, thank you very much. By heaven by warrant.
As long as you will always be my biggest fan?
Or is it according to Mike, as long as you
will always be my big ass fan. He's singing it

(10:13):
fan Brendan Thurling. Underneath my clothes, Shakira, there's the man
I chose. There's my territory, terrible line.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
There's ma terretory.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Or is it? There's the man I chose. There's my Tellytubby.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
There's my terretor.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
No, I wish it would know. It's tell a tory.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
There's my territory.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
At Chris Marshall. What's Marshall? Got some Almost fire by
John paris what. I can hear the music playing, I
can see the banners fly, great song? Or is it?
I can hear the music playing. I can see the
pandas fly. That's in there. It's such all but he's

(11:16):
seeing pandas fly. I like it. Come on in mar show.
What about Damien Christian I have misheard from axel Ros's monologue.
I don't know. I wouldn't call it a monologue. It's
more like a scream. And you could be mine from

(11:36):
Terminator two. Because five years is forever and you haven't
grown up yet. Shakespeare did monologue. This is not a monologue. Okay, however,
let's get back to the music. Because five years is
forever and you haven't grown a beard. That's what Damien
thinks it is. Yeah, that's in there, five years river

(12:02):
and you have anything grown in bits? I mean, you
know his ability to do a monologue. Why is an
axl Rose doing a tag talk? Is what I'm saying, Damien,
Come on in Hall of Favor, Anthony Donna summer hot stuff,
looking for some hot stuff baby this evening. I need
some hot stuff baby tonight. Or is it looking for

(12:32):
some pasta baby this evening? I need some pasta baby
two nights. Listen closely. You want it to be, don't you?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
It is?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yes, that's a great one. What an Anthony favor? Ah,
we own a Hall of Famer roll Let's find out
one final one Peter Nuttle, Market Square Hero by Marillion.
I found my thoughts shift slowly into phase. What is it?

(13:09):
I found my farts shift slowly into face. That chilling
moment meets anyway, Let's go back to the music. Merillion,
turn the radios up. Are we hearing it? I found
my farts shift slowly into face. It's even more danning

(13:35):
the closer you examine it with, like a chawler's eyepiece.
Thank you, Peter Nuttele for bringing that one once more.
Thank you very much for everyone who sends those in
cal Brner.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
No, you're listening to The Christian O'carl's Show Podcast two.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Hall of Famous Anthony for His and Keith Urban and
pitbull Son. Don't let me down the way she's moving
that black dress like a hamster on fire.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
The Wisdress.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Hall of Famer, also Serena the teacher let me Armstrong,
What a wonderful world. The dog says, good night.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Doug Segre names.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
That's it, Doc say good night. It's brilliant. Doug names
all right, brand new Hall of Famers, let's get into them.
Sammy's got this one burned down the House by AGR
used to keep it cool.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
You sticky the cool?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Or is it you sticky pickle?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
You sticky the cool?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
What is it missus? Sticky pickle, you sticky pickle?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Going you sticky the cool? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Sure, sort of thing like an older relative would say
to an unruly young teenager. You sticky pickle, you sticky
the cool? Yes, don Christian, I don't know if you
accept Spanish submissions the misheard lyrics, Yes we do, uh
Freddie Fender before the last tear drop Force Perry See

(15:07):
did I save your ass metal feet? No? No, don
don't don don't cross the streams, mate, just do what
everyone else does. Don Everyone knows that down, don't they
all right? Don come on mate, pack up, Come on mate,

(15:27):
you've had too many anyway. Manisha Blue Bird by Jamestown
Revival Bluebird, Carry Me Over, Bluebird, come my way, killing me?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
How to hear that? Didn't it? Huh? Uber? Carrying me over? Uber,
come my way? Yes, killing that's how you do it,
all right, that's how you do it on Minisha, come
on in timss and how much you love Nicki Minache? Yes, yeah,

(16:11):
and that cranks over the weekend atny cron Com David
Ghetter Fitting featuring Nicki Minaj turn me on. I just
want you to father my young. Wait, its something with
Len McCartney that line, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I just want you in a farner my young?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Just terrible all about it?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I just want you in a farer my young.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Every day we move further away from God? Or is it?
And this is a far superior line? I just want
you to fart on my young.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I just want you my young.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yes, that's my like well, don Alicia Quinn, I just
want you my young. I just wanted to fart on
my young. That's minage. I just want you my young, Lyicia.
This one comes from Sean Kelly, you too through your wires.
I was cold and you clothe me, honey? Or is it?

(17:09):
I was born in Dublin, honey, Yes, it is world.
I'm Sean. And finally, Marty's got this from the Boss
Bruce Springsteen. Tenth Avenue Freeze Out, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out?
Or is the boss saying, tell the devil you can

(17:31):
freestyle like that? That's a really well well spotted Marty.
Tell the devil you can free style? Yeah, Marty, why
don't thank you show miss her lyrics. As always, whenever

(17:52):
you hear them or mishear them, email me Christian at
Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. The Christian O'Connell Show
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