MINI: Patsy's Shopping Trip

Patsy took her teen Audie shopping over the weekend and spent a little more than she bargained for..

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning Patsy, morning boys, Good morning jack Posts. Did
you see you guys? How is everybody's weekend? Good weekends?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, great weekend? Beautiful weather.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh it's nice, isn't it? What a treat?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Twenty nine tomorrow, which is crazy. I took Odds shopping
on Saturday, which was always when they become you'll get
this Christian once they're they're teenagers. When they say they
want to go shopping, it's a bit of an ominous
sign now because that always means that it's tredging through
shops for hours on end, and it's Mecca is always

(00:37):
in amongst the group. And then there's you know, clothing
and it's trying on and it's.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And then they get angry and moody with what they
don't like and they take it all out on you.
It's like it used to be when they were young,
goes to love technical shopping. Then suddenly when they're teens,
it's like this is the worst.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It becomes sure, it's no longer fun anyway, So we
apparently we were looking for summer that so.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
And then they get angry because you go, you then
make you get falled into the trap of like that
is really nice. Oh you would say that, yes, And
I'm like, I confuse why I'm here. Oh wait, I
get it out as a punch bait. Okay, yeah, soak
it up like rope it up. Not Muhammad early on
the road, that was a good day out for you.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And I dare not say. I dare not say, you know,
suggest oh that's a nice dress. You should try that,
because I've learned that I just don't have an opinion
because you know it's going to look good on her,
but just don't say anything because because if you know,
you've read your say no, Mam, I hate that because
you've recommended it, So I just zip up. Anyway, she

(01:44):
got angry and I said, look, let's go and have
some lunch. We'll go and have a nice lunch. So
we went to one of her favorite places. Only I
was really shocked when I got the bill. So it
was just the two of us, and they had added
so this was Saturday, mind you, it's not a long
weeken And on the receipt on the bill there was
a ten dollar weekend searcharge and I thought, well, that's

(02:07):
new it's not it's not a long weekend, it's not
a public holiday. It hasn't cost them more. I don't think. No, well,
yeah it came to it was ten dollars with our bill,
But yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know that. Can I go shopping with you today?
I don't think my wife and I would do a
night out at a un mill.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
You say food, how far we should have gone to
the food?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like a pub crawl at the food?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Wasn't that ten percent weekend search arge that's been around?
Has that's been around yet?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I have?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Why do I not know about this?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Or is it because you don't notice it sometimes? Actually
it's ten percent and it's not much. It's like a
dollar or two. But it's like, yeah, obviously if you're
if you're doing a food called pub crawl, well we'll
have starters at goszlwek to macus Her, Maine, and where
shall we go forward to serve? Wasn't that eating around

(03:05):
the world to do that?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Jacket was just one place. We had one main h
and we shared some fries.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Don't you find food courts fascinating places? Right? I was
dragged to Chadston yesterday because you know you mentioned this
twenty ninety it's going to be twenty nine degrees tomorrow.
We're any reason number aware of this is it's graduation
day for our seventeen year old daughter tomorrow and her
all classmates and year mats, and so my wife and
says that I needed to go with her to have
an opinion on what outfit my wife needs to get

(03:35):
that she's going to have movement and ease and look great.
And I was thinking, is it your graduation because she's
not here getting an outfit you need to be You
need to get an outfit. And I said, do I
need an outfit when you could just find something at home?
Of course, I just turned up in trackie accent and
looked like a sack of shit next to you catwalk model. Anyway,

(03:57):
we walk through the food court, it is like that
Caunt Tina bar scene in Star Wars. Isn't of all
kinds of gronkloids. I saw two businessmen in shirt and
tie with laptops having a well, look like a business
meeting there yesterday in the middle of the food cold.
There's nowhere else you can do a business dealer. I'll

(04:17):
meet you in the food court already. If you're the
other person on the other side of that zoom, and
you're like you and McDonald's. You don't trust them. Christian
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