MINI: Patsy's Wardrobe

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Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Patty, how was your weekend? Mate?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'd a great weekend and I can say, after nearly
thirty years of marriage that I finally have wardrobe domination.
I got home Saturday. Chris is so sick of my wardrobe.
The pieces from my wardrobe sort of extending out into
the bedroom. So I had jackets.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
He's like, he's like Vilenski, isn't he in Ukraine? And
you're like the imperial mites of Russia. You're Peutin, Peutin Pats.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's sort of just like a plant sort of growing
out of the wardrobe.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Boys.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yes, he was a bit anyway, so he thought he'd
do me a favor and he has moved his clothes
out of our.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh no, that's actually really sad.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
And into the one in his office. And I got home.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Did he give you his balls as well? To hang
up in that walking water? Chris, get back in there,
my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
He was quite proud of himself because he said, look
and he'd rearranged it in colors and completely.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Res Man has colors here, you do black, white, gray.
There's a rainbow for men in Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, but my colors. My clothing had put all the
pinks with the reds and then the blo.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh no, he's got what's it called. It's Stockholm synd.
You fall in love with your captor, and that is marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
So I didn't know how to feel like. Initially, I thought, oh,
that is fantastic. He spent like two hours doing this
beautiful favor. But then I felt really sad, and then
I started crying, and he said, what why are you crying?
And I said, because it feels like I've been widowed
because none of your stuff is in the wardrobe.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
But you've won.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I know, but I don't know if I like that.
I said, you a nice at least need to put
like a couple of shirts.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I thank you so much for the smell. Wait, wife,
I can have a shirt in here. You can't make
him go into the office and then play the victim
because you don't know rio choice. I know you're gay,
but this is how it is, my friend. You made
the right choice. The rest of us are struck in
this eternal, infernal damnation, damned, if you do your damn

(02:32):
maternal get out, get out, get out, and then oo
boo boo. Maybe have a sock there, Chris

Speaker 3 (02:39):
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