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September 24, 2025 14 mins

It's Grand Final Eve EVE Ready to hear which listener's creative rap wins the ultimate home upgrade? Tune in to find out which finalist's home is about to be transformed just in time for Grand Final weekend!

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Got anything good?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
In the studio, we always have the TV on to
se if there's any breaking news, not really just to
judge them. Actually, if I'm really honest and go look
at those losers. I won't say what network, but that is.
It gives us sim much choice judge other people in life,
doesn't it. It gets us going in the morning. It's like
a caffeine John.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yes. Anyway, there has been showing gripping stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
As you know, we're playing songs, getting excited about Saturday
afternoon and we're seeing on the TV such gripping action
people with the players.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Getting out the coach, checking into the hotel. It doesn't
get any bigger. What were were you? They go, we're roumies.
Are they all on the same floor? Oh good, you
didn't question. Defenders are on one level. You know, you've
got the mids on another level. All they are? They
all on one floor together?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I reckon you got to separate the troublemakers. Smith's on
a different.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And do you think that they all have they all
lunch breakfast dying together.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I reckon they would, yeah, because they'd really want to
control it. They want to make sure no one gets
food poisoning all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I reckon they be hyper vigil up. I could move.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
The other year I was we've been away for the
for the school break and as a bankage reclaim at
Melbourne Airport, so with the Sydney Swans team and they
were getting their own bags.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Are you well, we're a humble team, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
But I just saw as well, like the Lions, they
were all just at the airport yesterday. I think at
bankage reclaim post it's a locky Neil just being moms there.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Someone could easy you know what it's like. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
What it's like when someone always doesn't use the bankage
reclaim where they will just stand right in front of you.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Someone could do that, were locky and.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Then swing swing Samson and suddenly take out that soft
We heard the news earlier.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
He's got soft tissue damage.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
She does sabotage easily, a suitcase or one of those
wonky trolleys. They're actually worse than the supermarket once. All right,
It is decision time. Over the last two weeks, thanks
to Harvey Norman, we've been asking you.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
To wrap for the upgrade.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It is time to pick the winner of our Grand
Final today in our pimp up my crib.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Dim my grip, Christian.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Big TV sir roundsound of Bubby. If your house is daggy, you've.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Been all this news stuff, bridge, couch and dacker remake,
Invite all your neighbors and wrapped for your up Great, up, great,
up great?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
All right, trying to pick a winner til the next
ten minutes game on a Harvey Norman shop, TVs, fridges,
barbecues and more instore and online.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
The price is up for grabs. Which is it delivered today.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Today or tomorrow by the Grand Finals up from us.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
That is incredible fifteen thousand dollars worth of prizes. We
are talking a brand new four K sixty five inch
TV sub, whippers, the mega fridge, the pizza roven that's
slushy which everyone's been rapping about, a five burner barbecue,
the barbecue cover, the gas conversion kits, pizza stone, the
barbecue tongs, and of course how can we forget the

(03:40):
barbecue spatchelor.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You know on hot fingers this big final.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
No no, no, no hands up, go get the tongues.
The Spatula have one thousand dollars to spend on food
of drinks this finals weekend. It is just worth under
fifteen thousand. We've been asking you to wrap for the upgrade.
Thank you very very much to everyone who has taken
the time to do it. I appreciate it's very easy
for us to come up with an idea. They just wrap.
You've got to write it. It's hot, bloody listeners. Someone,

(04:07):
it's hard for you to do it. Record it, and
for sure, don't worry about re recording it. The fluster
Bote has gone send. This thing's taken far too long.
Why can't you do Lucky line nine? That the the
bozos on Fox and Nova, not this show, my friends.
You got to sweat for the upgrade. Now we need
you to help you. The next ten minutes, I'd like
you to help us pick the winner. We've whittled down

(04:28):
to three. We can't pick between the three because they're
all very very very good. So one of them is
gonna be winning an amazing, well not prize, a load
of prizes to upgrade their finals. This weekend. So what
we can ask you to do is text which one
of these you'd like to be the winner? The important
number you need four seven, five three, one oh four three.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
So first of all, let's go through the entries. This
is Austin and fleshing to Mama.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
A good storm and end as the local and Nero
Sarvy Norman, I'm enormous. One is the new last week
for the fame of the gorgeous. I'm sure we could
turn a challenge into a fortune and that into orchard.
How are you morphin? This home could use a pimpin.
I wonder beg but I'm feeling legged riches. Predicting the future,

(05:20):
I'm like the Simpsons. I'm in my senses. It's high
sense television. I'm like the Hawks. We already beat the competition.
Half the stuff I got a decade ago. It's too old.
It's got to go, time to upgrade, time to grow.
And if they ask us, we're regarded, I'm gonna tell him.
How you know the show go one on four three
you already.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Know told you very high stand. That's Austin and his
two little twins as well. Now we go too, fathering
up both father and daughter Brett and Olivia, mad pies fans,
brilliant entry.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
What up Christians?

Speaker 8 (05:50):
We've been listening sitting on a milk crate in our kitchen.
The I'm forgetting pussy got me saying hell out? Should
I really think we could use a brand new couch?

Speaker 9 (05:58):
As I looking around the boom, tell me why do
you see you?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I tell you what.

Speaker 10 (06:02):
I don't a bigs for TV. What friend's coming over
for Brondevu. I could cook him up a meal with
that new barbecue.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
Now, I know I'm not a referee even a baker,
but I'm gonna shame with my news slushy maker.

Speaker 9 (06:14):
We got one yet, we got one all by b
G four for three go We're hems O conall.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Tell no fame home by Christna.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Well done, U, Brett and Olivia outstanding. I love them.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
And then we got this outstanding entry another one from Andrew.

Speaker 11 (06:35):
Let me wrap the brother Jerry Harvey, Hamatha Fons of
Rally to Marcus Bond and Pally top doctor Brock's oboma jacket.
When I watched the Telly, I'm joshing, honey a new TV.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm a first home buyer. Get the keys in three weeks.

Speaker 11 (06:48):
Honey, a fridge could do with a barbie could sip
on a slushy well like real Saga Naki. And every
time I kissed the black good night, she could say,
I'm pretty fly for a white Goods. Cat took the
front catch to the ox shop last week. Gott, I
want to do the Grand Final on my car seat.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm just Srady.

Speaker 11 (07:06):
Two doms and a lady that had to get up
there on the air like Zie just to talk heat
like Patsy with the summer weather. And to the Swans
of Rio maybe next and ten so brand sam Well,
Christian it's talking contrain the noise of the you crippling
MORKI jump all.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
About the lines with another.

Speaker 11 (07:22):
Back to back Fitzroy of Brisbane, what kacka battle that.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
What incredibly talented listens.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
We have all of you, Austin, Brettan Olivia and Andrew
an amazing top three.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
So vote now. This is how you vote.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, We've set this up to make it as easy
as possible for you this morning during the next ten minutes. Okay,
if you want Austin, you just text wrap one Austin
this one.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Rap one.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
If you'd like this to be your winner two O
four five three one oh four three. This is wrap one.
Rap two is a double act. It's father and daughter
bretton Olivia.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
I know about a refer even a baker, but I'm
gonna shame with my new slushy maker.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
We got you love this one? You text guess what
Rap two You get it.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
You paid attention for some five three one oh four three,
but this brilliantant as well. What about Andrew? You text three?
That's right, Rap three for Andrew.

Speaker 11 (08:16):
Let me wrap for the brother Jerry, Harvey, Huma, the
Fons of Rally, Tamarcus Bonds and parently top Doc the
Brocks a bomber jacket. When I watched The Try, I'm
Josh honeyed a new TV. I'm a first home by
get the keys in three weeks, Honey the fridge. You
could do it with the barbie. You could sip on
a slushy well like real Saga Naki.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
If you like Andrew to be your winner, you love
that when you text rap three two O four seventy
five three one oh four three vote now The.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Right now about to announce your winner in pimp up
my crab. Crab, I really want to do that game
one day. One day, I just got pet crab guys, okay,
and I really want you to design a new crib
rim Is it too much to bloody ask? Okay, knock
it off, pip up. I looked at this earlier. I

(09:08):
thought this spelled is wrong, says crib. Pick up my
crib of course, thanks to Harvey Norman game on a
Harvey Norman you can shop TV s, riches, barbecues and more,
install and online.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Bimba, grib, Christian.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Big TV, sir roundsound of Bobby. If your house is daggy,
you win all this new stuff, Bridge, Coucher, Daker, remake,
invite all your neighbors and wrap for your up.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Great up, great, up great, All right, no more votes.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
The votes are over now. Thank you for everyone who's
been voting in who is it? Did you go for Austin's.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
Doorman of the local and near Sarvey Norman, I'm enormous
when it's important. The new law suite for the family gorgeous.
I'm sure we could turn a challenge into a fortune,
and that to a orchard. How are you morphim? This
home could use a timpering.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I wonder beg did you go for the pies fans
Dad and daughter Brett and Olivia eighteen.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
I know I'm not a referee even a baker, but
I'm gonna shame with my new slushyr maker.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
We got one, yeah, we got one all but we
Bert need to for Padriga.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Or did he go for Andrew?

Speaker 11 (10:24):
But let me wrap the brother Jerry harp Umatha Fond's
of Rally, Tamarca's bond and parallely top Doctor Brock's a
bomber jacket. When I watched the Telly, I'm Josh, Honey
a new TV. I'm a first home buyer. Get the
keys in three weeks, Honey, the fridge you could do
it with the barbie. You can sip on a slushy
well like real Saga Naki.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
All right, you have had your votes. Thank you to
everyone's taking time to vote this morning. There is a winner,
very close because all three entries were outstanding.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
We have the best listeners.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
We get this every dawn the time West your stories
and then to make these raps is incredible.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
But he's on the line right now.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Dad Brett, you're the winner with your daughter Olivia.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
You're kidding.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
That's absolutely amazing. I cannot believe it.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
You are the people's champ and they've spoken, They've texted
it is you, Brett and Olivia's on the other line.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Olivia, you and the old man are the winners.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I doubt if we did it sim social.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Oh wow, popular group.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Will you go.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I'm got a delivery slot about by five today. I'll
be around my panet trolley in the van. It's got
to go to Budget Rentals to pick up the truck
where we're dropping it all off, the tongs, dispatchelor, the
slushy maker, the fridge, the big TV.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
One thousand dollars in cash. Olivia.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Quick question to you, did Dad make you do this
or were you a willing participant?

Speaker 5 (11:44):
No?

Speaker 10 (11:44):
I want to be a songwriter.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
So this is zone.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well this is your first hitch. It's an early number
one at eighteen.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, we'll be a footnote in the history of the
making of Olivia.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
And who wrote the lyrics? Did you do it together?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah? We both wrote the lyrics.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
And listen, you need to get ready for when you
do awards.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
You take all the glory and credit for your Let
me ask you again, who wrote the lyrics?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Olivia, Oh me, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I pushed the old man out off the stage, off
the podium.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's off. We've got I don't mind.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
I don't mind being in the I don't mind being
in the background. We can we can spend the money together.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well, you've still got the tongs.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
You got the tongs, you can have those, and that's
slush you make in my friend hate Listen.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Were you were you know this? You were the first
people to actually enter this.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Really yeah? And I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
It impressed us immediately because actually, when you launch these ideas,
you've got to know if anyone's actually going to do
it or how bad it's going to be. But you
were outstanding right from the get go. So thank you
very much for both being the winner. You're deserved winners,
And I hope you enjoy I know the pies aren't there.
Enjoy the finals and enjoy the couch, the TV, the tongues,
dispatch of the barbecue, the six hundred and forty liters fridge,

(12:58):
so many prizes and one thousand dollars in cash and Olivia, good.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Luck, good luck, Thank you all right, Well done guys,
the winners.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
And Olivia, let's actually end now this is your winning entry.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Enjoy what up? Christians?

Speaker 8 (13:15):
We've been listening sitting on a milk crate in our kitchen,
the unforgiving plastic gummy say he out? Should I really
think we could use a brand new couch as a.

Speaker 9 (13:25):
Little round the boom?

Speaker 10 (13:26):
Tell me why do you see you?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
While I tell you what?

Speaker 10 (13:28):
I don't a big spring TV? What friend's coming over
for Brondevoo? I could cook him up a meal with
that new barbecue.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
Now, I know I'm not a refer or even a baker,
but I'm gonna shine with my news.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
Lushy maker, we got one yell, we got one old,
but we ppportunity to want a four patrieg.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
We're hen s can ho tell no fame?

Speaker 8 (13:48):
Home black gonna pick?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
When is that your? And eighteen year old Olivia?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well done, great stuff and congratulations as well high entries.
I made the top three to Austin and Andrew as
well homeboy Chrissy getting into the news.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
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