October 22, 2025 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
I Heeart podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You can hear more gold one I four point three podcasts,
playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Got anything good? Hey, this is.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast. Good morning Christian Rio and Andrew,
how do you how its is more than Andrew?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Can you try that? Can you try doing a news intro?
Says it's Andrew Cullen.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Use the sport now with Andy Cullen. That is my
brother's name? Is it my brother's name? Andrew? Small Thing
Big Joy is winning peg lotto.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You get the exact amount of pegs you need to
hang out your clothes.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Mark, Yes, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We now have a name for it, Mark Roach worked,
very funny peg lotto Christian small Thing Big Join For me.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
When I get to the last pizza.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Or barbecue shape and the best bit is yet to come,
I pull out that four packet and pour those loose
bits of seasoning straight down the hatch. It is a
sensory party for the taste buds and the dust as well.
It's Angel does breathe it in Christian stbj. It would
have taken you longer to type out those initials. The
(01:24):
simply small thing, big joy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We shouldn't used to just stick to small.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Thing, big joy, okay, because that could be offensive.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's t oh. Dear Andy Cullen doesn't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He doesn't know what you get lucky means, but he
doesn't giggle it. Now, don't google it. Don't ask the
missus either, big what those bad boys have been saying
on that radio show, I don't get this at Channel
seven on daytimes.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
At one, oh hope, be googling at a Channel seven.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Christian finding my passport that I've been looking for for
the last nine months after moving house. Oh oh god,
that's shoe my joy. Yeah, that's a nightmare. All right, then,
time now for yes. I was talking about you know
how sometimes if you have to go and do a
shop at the supermarket and you buy yourself, if you're honest,
I think we all do this.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You buy some sort.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Of sneaky secret snack for yourself that does not go
back to the house, or if it does, you eat
it and you get you tuck it. You tuck it
into the bin. You know, you make out. You know
that you're emptying the bin. You used to a little
reach down there and just then lose it in the
garbage mountain.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, or you do what I do the other day.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You have it in the car and then you get
that rubbish, you take it out and you use that
bin the system, the supermarket car park, no trace, perfect crime,
perfect crime. And then you carry on that and you
got a little secret, not a bad secret, but it's
a snack secret. And it makes you feel so good.
You go in the house. They don't know, no lecture
about he should be eating that kind of food, you know,
(02:55):
an hour before having dinner now is hungry?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yes, yes, make sure as well. Chewing gum important because
sometimes they can smell it on your breath.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, sure, right.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So for me, if a radio station ever wanted to
lure me out of this place, if they left a
trail of Vitty's chocolate Hobnob biscuits, I could not resist
that trail.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Are they digestives?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, you know the ones I had in the studio.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yes, And even I started to force you to feeding
it like seven in the morning, I just thought dry
they were affecting my show because it's more lubrication. Maybe
it's not the first thing in the morning thing, you know,
but that little buzz at three or four in the
afternoon when you just need a little pick me up,
you know that mid afternoon dreaded slump.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yes, you don't want something too heavy, but you just
need something to you There.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Those chocolate hobnobs for me. That is my secret snack.
I've got to share listening in the glove box in
my car. There's always a half back if I ever
get snowed in treacherous weather conditions.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You never know, Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
One minute, you could be at the beach it snowed
in all in the same half hour that Lisa rescues. No,
would it be all right for a while. He's got some chocolate.
Let's not rush to him there.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What's it? You real? What is your sneaky snack?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I've got a recent one actually, so my partner Will
makes a lunch which is the semi dried tomato pasta.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh no, no, thank you, yes, I actually don't worry
about me. Keep something yourself, well, have it tomorrow for
lunch your work. That's a hard note from the world.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And he's been making it for some time.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's no there's no meat or anything.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
No, no, no, no, it's like you know what the
meat is artichokes.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The body does not register that as food.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's not a hearty lunch. And I've never I've been
too cowardly to ever say that I don't like it.
So it's been going on for a while. But last
week to cowardly and.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Then goes on the radio into a microne announces it
to a city listen.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
And so last week I finally got the guts not
to tell him, of course, no no, but to go
behind his back. And every day I had a delicious
chicken karag box from down the road. Yes, you get
a little bit of everything. Chicken karagate.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Is it pronounced karaate or karagi?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It's not karagi?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's like that over the phone and ask for a
chicken karate and the guy what? The guy started loving
what hecase? Maybe we should start calling it that at
bit easier. I have the chicken karate to go, please?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is it? I think it's kara karag? I love that? Okay,
chicken karag. Yeah, that's my secret treat, Alex. What's your
sneaky snack? Kid? Cat Chunky?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
They are the king of chocolate bars for mine is
so beautiful, the way of the chocolate and what I.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Do are you dunking that in tea or anything. No,
I have no time for that. Christian. It's it's it's
it's in and out, it's straight in. I've got to
grab it. I've got to eat it.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
And what I do is I always put the wrapper
in my pocket and I get home and the kids
will like hear the squnching, they're ratching you out, they're
ring and as you say, rio, they can smell it,
they can chocolate.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They know when we've been up to something. They really do.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Here's what gets my wife suspicious. He goes, you go,
what are you smiling about?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I'm not a fan of that. I'm not here for that.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What are you smiling at? It's no smiling in this house,
all right? What is your sneaker? Your secret snack? What's
your go to? Text meh? Four seventy five three one
oh four three? Also, what do you do with the evidence?
And you can give us a call? Thirteen fifty five,
twenty two Your secret snack?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast. What is your go to?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Your dirty little secret, your secret snack?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
They don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's what makes it so illicit and so exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
There's no real harmado.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Christian. For me, I know what you're talking about. Oh,
we all know what I'm talking about, that sneaky snack.
It's not just what the snack is, it's where your
hiding places are. That middle console for me, sometimes the
side of the door, you know, that panel, and the
dry and the car that Lord tucky one down there
underneath like a squeegee thing. My car got broken into
(07:15):
a couple of months ago, and they obviously disappointed. All
that was in there was essential oils and some chocolate pretzels.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And they don't see some fit of rage.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They just threw the pretzels around the car, suckers, because
they would have tasted great money.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Calmed you down a bit, some nice.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Chocolate pretzels, So they do, these young offenders cushion a
sneaky KFC slider on the way home from work.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I pay, I pay in cash.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No, that's actually such a good point.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yes, on the shed.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yes, Christian has always barbecue shaped for me, and I
always kid myself, I'm only gonna have some, but before
I know it, that box is inhaled. Happens every single time.
Santo Christian, on the subject of pizza shapes, I have
the leftover sprinkles to use a seasoning on ank or hamburgers.
(08:11):
That's a great idea, Now tell it with a spoon.
Not so easy to hide. You need skill winking emoji.
That's some Janine.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
My secret snack is a marshmallow Santa and a river
port drink normally raspberry lemonade. Please keep my name, Anonymous Christian.
My secret snack chocolate brownies from mister Kipling. They are
just the right size for a guilty pleasure. Good old
mister Kipling secret snap for me. Vegemite shapes the much
(08:41):
maligned brother of barbecue shape. Never even I didn't know
there was a dark sheep vegemite shape.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I have to try some of those.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Richard Anonymous just wants me to do us. No, it's
licorice bullets and also they taint your tongue and the
foul are Hey listen, I know yesterday do an extreme opinion,
but only monsters like licorice. Christian My secret pleasures in
the tenner. I hate a one kilo char within twenty
(09:11):
four hours and then it ended up with a mouth
from it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I've been sick. That is insane.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I've just got to give it up sometimes for that's
it's so much Ntella.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You've been processing out your body for years. Christian.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
My sneaky tree is a double Snickers bar, the double Oh.
I have to hide it in the car side doors
so my kids don't see it at school pickup. They
will never discover me pushing another milky way. It's quick,
easy snack. I live a one minute walk to the
supermarket so I can engulf in howl and in golf.
For the way you have these snacks, that's you're walking
(09:50):
your eating. My wife doesn't work on Fridays, so that's
the day.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I love that you haven't rhythm to this, he's going
to schedule in.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Christian, I love snacking on pieces of cheddar cheese and
apple and sultanas together.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I call it my the kids Shakuti.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Secret snap for me two dollars mini cinnamon donuts some Safeway.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I can't help myself, Christian.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Are small packs of mixed nuts and audi at the registers.
I always hide those I haven't stand by. I use
my toblerine, but I got caught out. It's another big
one hard to the West Mountain Rangers. This comes from Nathan.
Please don't read my name out O'Connell six pack of
(10:41):
donuts and corns so too much he hides them in
the U two box.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Whoever trades are lucky they've got the toolbox.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Hide them in the tools now one the trader has
always said, I love getting on the tools.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You love getting on snacks.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Christian, my name is Netti and amedict to McDonald's soft
serve cones.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
When if I try and get one of those that
machines always naked, they're always are what's going on to
our het?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Broken one hundred the maca soft serve machines. All right, Keith,
this co and wants your secret snack. You can text
me four seventy five three one oh four to three.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I think we might need to do this every Thursday.
I think Thursdays with Secrets has been born about. I
didn't know everybody in the world does this, and so
many people at last. I think it's said that you
can confess to somebody else, a stranger, like I'm taking
confession today.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It's not good to hold these things and you don't.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Don't take it to the grave. Talk about graves.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What's this in the news, then about you can be
buried now with your pets. Yeah, and then my first
alex amis undertood that that the cottle dog or parakeet
or whatever you've got moose or whatever is in the.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Coffin with you. Yes, apparently first ever, the animal is
not just a plot.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
No, the Animal Justice Party they said that you can
be buried in the same plot as the human owners.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
There was a law passed. But that means like a
separate container. Well, I think it means the same one,
doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Otherwise you've both got to go at the same beloved
dog died last year, but the family just sort of
put me down as well. Say for one mill that
dog loved you, so you both go to the other side.
Did you a couple of years to be separately? I
(12:28):
mean otherwise what are the odds? A lot of consuming
going on? No same plot, the same plot? Yeah, next
to you shout out to the Animal Justice Party, the
old a g P as well.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I think I saw them when we were voting. Oh yeah,
you know there's like a thousand party. Yeah, and the
name God Justice for Animals.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I say, what about the Euthanasians of those ads? I
keep saying those ads that.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It might be talking for you, mate, might be talking
to you. Yeah, I think the algorithm knows you thinking
about ending it all. It must be maybe maybe between
those daytime shifts and anyway where were we?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh? Yes, that's right. Secret snacks.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Christian anonymous, because I know this is gross, which is
so bad? I buy a three piece feed from KFC
and just eat the skin. Yes, oh my god, No, no, no,
who are you, Hannibal Lecter?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I respect that that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Is revolting, Christian. My secret snack is Whittaker's Peanuts Slam
Love Sha the Winnigers Corporation coconut block for me. Secret
snack cherry right twin pack brought on the Bunnings power Pass.
I have won every every night driving own steady on me.
You cannot send me more on the business debit card
(13:52):
at seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Then buying fuel I love, I love the detail. That's
so good.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Again, you wouldn't notice on the credit card statements I
price of fuel.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Blame the Russians. Christian.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Is it okay to be under fifty a smashing the
hoop packed It's of Werther's originals on the train asking
for a friend on.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
The train is we I I saw that I'm sitting
in another side.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I judge it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I stand in judgment, Christian ike Alex, I enjoy a
kit kat chunky, but for me, it's a chomp chocolate
bar perfection with the ideal ratio of wafer chocolate and
chewy caramel and not so not so large to ruin
dinner appetite. If I'm if I'm feeling very decadent, I
pair it with a caramelo koala for the full mouth gasm.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I never.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Need mouth gasm, but that's when it's like, you know,
it's Rainbow's coming out. So Christian, of my secret snack
a maximum on the way home when filling up the car.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
See this is what a lot of you do added
to the fuel bill.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I pop the wrapper in the bin on my way
into the house and no one finds out. So satisfying
also comes with the fuel total on card win win,
Bang Bang, Christian, I'm the original milky kid, will demonish
a whole block in one sitting Bang bang licorice bullets. Christian,
and you're wrong are delicious. I'm not You're wrong, I'm right, Christian.
(15:17):
My snecret snack is cheese. Twisties never on my pommy
partner's shopping. It's goddammit. I have to get myself and
hide them in stashes around the house. However, my cheesy
fingers always give me away.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Guilty feet.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I've got no rhythm and cheesy twisty fingers have got
no rhythm.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Over Here, we got here, Steve, Steve, Welcome to the show, mate,
good Bye guys. How are we We're good? Steve? What
is your secret snack? Buddy? Mate? My secret snack is
these around this time of year, Baker's Delight. Have these
delicious lemon tarts? Good? I love a lemon tart all right,
But I had to be really sneaky at home. I've
(15:55):
had Do you keep fighting different spots to hide them?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Because my wife keeps fighting them?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So what spots have you had? What secret stashes have
you had so far?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Suitcase?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Two cases, a great one there like once you are
you in that carriage every couple of days, Steve, what
do you up to just checking the suitcases again?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You know, mate, I've got to be that's snicky. Then
when I buy them, when I buy the box, I've got.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
To take the aluminium trays off and get rid of
them before I bring get them.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Home to counting. And is it a seasonal thing? This
lemon tart is available now yep, from Bakers to like mate.
They're absolutely bloody beautiful. I'm popping into my local one today.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I don't know what it's a move actually, Steve, thank
you very much for the intel, have a great day,
thanks to go on the show. Married you too, I
for one have enjoyed hearing all your confessions.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
For your secret snacks are Christian O'Connell Show podcast
I Heeart podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You can hear more gold one I four point three podcasts,
playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Got anything good? Hey, this is.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast. Good morning Christian Rio and Andrew,
how do you how its is more than Andrew?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Can you try that? Can you try doing a news intro?
Says it's Andrew Cullen.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Use the sport now with Andy Cullen. That is my
brother's name? Is it my brother's name? Andrew? Small Thing
Big Joy is winning peg lotto.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You get the exact amount of pegs you need to
hang out your clothes.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Mark, Yes, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We now have a name for it, Mark Roach worked,
very funny peg lotto Christian small Thing Big Join For me.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
When I get to the last pizza.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Or barbecue shape and the best bit is yet to come,
I pull out that four packet and pour those loose
bits of seasoning straight down the hatch. It is a
sensory party for the taste buds and the dust as well.
It's Angel does breathe it in Christian stbj. It would
have taken you longer to type out those initials. The
(01:24):
simply small thing, big joy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We shouldn't used to just stick to small.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Thing, big joy, okay, because that could be offensive.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's t oh. Dear Andy Cullen doesn't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He doesn't know what you get lucky means, but he
doesn't giggle it. Now, don't google it. Don't ask the
missus either, big what those bad boys have been saying
on that radio show, I don't get this at Channel
seven on daytimes.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
At one, oh hope, be googling at a Channel seven.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Christian finding my passport that I've been looking for for
the last nine months after moving house. Oh oh god,
that's shoe my joy. Yeah, that's a nightmare. All right, then,
time now for yes. I was talking about you know
how sometimes if you have to go and do a
shop at the supermarket and you buy yourself, if you're honest,
I think we all do this.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You buy some sort.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Of sneaky secret snack for yourself that does not go
back to the house, or if it does, you eat
it and you get you tuck it. You tuck it
into the bin. You know, you make out. You know
that you're emptying the bin. You used to a little
reach down there and just then lose it in the
garbage mountain.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, or you do what I do the other day.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You have it in the car and then you get
that rubbish, you take it out and you use that
bin the system, the supermarket car park, no trace, perfect crime,
perfect crime. And then you carry on that and you
got a little secret, not a bad secret, but it's
a snack secret. And it makes you feel so good.
You go in the house. They don't know, no lecture
about he should be eating that kind of food, you know,
(02:55):
an hour before having dinner now is hungry?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yes, yes, make sure as well. Chewing gum important because
sometimes they can smell it on your breath.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, sure, right.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So for me, if a radio station ever wanted to
lure me out of this place, if they left a
trail of Vitty's chocolate Hobnob biscuits, I could not resist
that trail.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Are they digestives?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, you know the ones I had in the studio.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yes, And even I started to force you to feeding
it like seven in the morning, I just thought dry
they were affecting my show because it's more lubrication. Maybe
it's not the first thing in the morning thing, you know,
but that little buzz at three or four in the
afternoon when you just need a little pick me up,
you know that mid afternoon dreaded slump.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yes, you don't want something too heavy, but you just
need something to you There.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Those chocolate hobnobs for me. That is my secret snack.
I've got to share listening in the glove box in
my car. There's always a half back if I ever
get snowed in treacherous weather conditions.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You never know, Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
One minute, you could be at the beach it snowed
in all in the same half hour that Lisa rescues. No,
would it be all right for a while. He's got some chocolate.
Let's not rush to him there.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What's it? You real? What is your sneaky snack?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I've got a recent one actually, so my partner Will
makes a lunch which is the semi dried tomato pasta.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh no, no, thank you, yes, I actually don't worry
about me. Keep something yourself, well, have it tomorrow for
lunch your work. That's a hard note from the world.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And he's been making it for some time.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's no there's no meat or anything.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
No, no, no, no, it's like you know what the
meat is artichokes.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The body does not register that as food.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's not a hearty lunch. And I've never I've been
too cowardly to ever say that I don't like it.
So it's been going on for a while. But last
week to cowardly and.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Then goes on the radio into a microne announces it
to a city listen.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
And so last week I finally got the guts not
to tell him, of course, no no, but to go
behind his back. And every day I had a delicious
chicken karag box from down the road. Yes, you get
a little bit of everything. Chicken karagate.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Is it pronounced karaate or karagi?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It's not karagi?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's like that over the phone and ask for a
chicken karate and the guy what? The guy started loving
what hecase? Maybe we should start calling it that at
bit easier. I have the chicken karate to go, please?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is it? I think it's kara karag? I love that? Okay,
chicken karag. Yeah, that's my secret treat, Alex. What's your
sneaky snack? Kid? Cat Chunky?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
They are the king of chocolate bars for mine is
so beautiful, the way of the chocolate and what I.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Do are you dunking that in tea or anything. No,
I have no time for that. Christian. It's it's it's
it's in and out, it's straight in. I've got to
grab it. I've got to eat it.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
And what I do is I always put the wrapper
in my pocket and I get home and the kids
will like hear the squnching, they're ratching you out, they're
ring and as you say, rio, they can smell it,
they can chocolate.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They know when we've been up to something. They really do.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Here's what gets my wife suspicious. He goes, you go,
what are you smiling about?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I'm not a fan of that. I'm not here for that.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What are you smiling at? It's no smiling in this house,
all right? What is your sneaker? Your secret snack? What's
your go to? Text meh? Four seventy five three one
oh four three? Also, what do you do with the evidence?
And you can give us a call? Thirteen fifty five,
twenty two Your secret snack?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast. What is your go to?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Your dirty little secret, your secret snack?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
They don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's what makes it so illicit and so exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
There's no real harmado.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Christian. For me, I know what you're talking about. Oh,
we all know what I'm talking about, that sneaky snack.
It's not just what the snack is, it's where your
hiding places are. That middle console for me, sometimes the
side of the door, you know, that panel, and the
dry and the car that Lord tucky one down there
underneath like a squeegee thing. My car got broken into
(07:15):
a couple of months ago, and they obviously disappointed. All
that was in there was essential oils and some chocolate pretzels.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And they don't see some fit of rage.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They just threw the pretzels around the car, suckers, because
they would have tasted great money.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Calmed you down a bit, some nice.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Chocolate pretzels, So they do, these young offenders cushion a
sneaky KFC slider on the way home from work.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I pay, I pay in cash.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No, that's actually such a good point.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yes, on the shed.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yes, Christian has always barbecue shaped for me, and I
always kid myself, I'm only gonna have some, but before
I know it, that box is inhaled. Happens every single time.
Santo Christian, on the subject of pizza shapes, I have
the leftover sprinkles to use a seasoning on ank or hamburgers.
(08:11):
That's a great idea, Now tell it with a spoon.
Not so easy to hide. You need skill winking emoji.
That's some Janine.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
My secret snack is a marshmallow Santa and a river
port drink normally raspberry lemonade. Please keep my name, Anonymous Christian.
My secret snack chocolate brownies from mister Kipling. They are
just the right size for a guilty pleasure. Good old
mister Kipling secret snap for me. Vegemite shapes the much
(08:41):
maligned brother of barbecue shape. Never even I didn't know
there was a dark sheep vegemite shape.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I have to try some of those.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Richard Anonymous just wants me to do us. No, it's
licorice bullets and also they taint your tongue and the
foul are Hey listen, I know yesterday do an extreme opinion,
but only monsters like licorice. Christian My secret pleasures in
the tenner. I hate a one kilo char within twenty
(09:11):
four hours and then it ended up with a mouth
from it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I've been sick. That is insane.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I've just got to give it up sometimes for that's
it's so much Ntella.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You've been processing out your body for years. Christian.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
My sneaky tree is a double Snickers bar, the double Oh.
I have to hide it in the car side doors
so my kids don't see it at school pickup. They
will never discover me pushing another milky way. It's quick,
easy snack. I live a one minute walk to the
supermarket so I can engulf in howl and in golf.
For the way you have these snacks, that's you're walking
(09:50):
your eating. My wife doesn't work on Fridays, so that's
the day.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I love that you haven't rhythm to this, he's going
to schedule in.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Christian, I love snacking on pieces of cheddar cheese and
apple and sultanas together.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I call it my the kids Shakuti.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Secret snap for me two dollars mini cinnamon donuts some Safeway.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I can't help myself, Christian.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Are small packs of mixed nuts and audi at the registers.
I always hide those I haven't stand by. I use
my toblerine, but I got caught out. It's another big
one hard to the West Mountain Rangers. This comes from Nathan.
Please don't read my name out O'Connell six pack of
(10:41):
donuts and corns so too much he hides them in
the U two box.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Whoever trades are lucky they've got the toolbox.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Hide them in the tools now one the trader has
always said, I love getting on the tools.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You love getting on snacks.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Christian, my name is Netti and amedict to McDonald's soft
serve cones.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
When if I try and get one of those that
machines always naked, they're always are what's going on to
our het?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Broken one hundred the maca soft serve machines. All right, Keith,
this co and wants your secret snack. You can text
me four seventy five three one oh four to three.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I think we might need to do this every Thursday.
I think Thursdays with Secrets has been born about. I
didn't know everybody in the world does this, and so
many people at last. I think it's said that you
can confess to somebody else, a stranger, like I'm taking
confession today.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It's not good to hold these things and you don't.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Don't take it to the grave. Talk about graves.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What's this in the news, then about you can be
buried now with your pets. Yeah, and then my first
alex amis undertood that that the cottle dog or parakeet
or whatever you've got moose or whatever is in the.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Coffin with you. Yes, apparently first ever, the animal is
not just a plot.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
No, the Animal Justice Party they said that you can
be buried in the same plot as the human owners.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
There was a law passed. But that means like a
separate container. Well, I think it means the same one,
doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Otherwise you've both got to go at the same beloved
dog died last year, but the family just sort of
put me down as well. Say for one mill that
dog loved you, so you both go to the other side.
Did you a couple of years to be separately? I
(12:28):
mean otherwise what are the odds? A lot of consuming
going on? No same plot, the same plot? Yeah, next
to you shout out to the Animal Justice Party, the
old a g P as well.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I think I saw them when we were voting. Oh yeah,
you know there's like a thousand party. Yeah, and the
name God Justice for Animals.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I say, what about the Euthanasians of those ads? I
keep saying those ads that.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It might be talking for you, mate, might be talking
to you. Yeah, I think the algorithm knows you thinking
about ending it all. It must be maybe maybe between
those daytime shifts and anyway where were we?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh? Yes, that's right. Secret snacks.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Christian anonymous, because I know this is gross, which is
so bad? I buy a three piece feed from KFC
and just eat the skin. Yes, oh my god, No, no, no,
who are you, Hannibal Lecter?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I respect that that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Is revolting, Christian. My secret snack is Whittaker's Peanuts Slam
Love Sha the Winnigers Corporation coconut block for me. Secret
snack cherry right twin pack brought on the Bunnings power Pass.
I have won every every night driving own steady on me.
You cannot send me more on the business debit card
(13:52):
at seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Then buying fuel I love, I love the detail. That's
so good.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Again, you wouldn't notice on the credit card statements I
price of fuel.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Blame the Russians. Christian.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Is it okay to be under fifty a smashing the
hoop packed It's of Werther's originals on the train asking
for a friend on.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
The train is we I I saw that I'm sitting
in another side.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I judge it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I stand in judgment, Christian ike Alex, I enjoy a
kit kat chunky, but for me, it's a chomp chocolate
bar perfection with the ideal ratio of wafer chocolate and
chewy caramel and not so not so large to ruin
dinner appetite. If I'm if I'm feeling very decadent, I
pair it with a caramelo koala for the full mouth gasm.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I never.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Need mouth gasm, but that's when it's like, you know,
it's Rainbow's coming out. So Christian, of my secret snack
a maximum on the way home when filling up the car.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
See this is what a lot of you do added
to the fuel bill.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I pop the wrapper in the bin on my way
into the house and no one finds out. So satisfying
also comes with the fuel total on card win win,
Bang Bang, Christian, I'm the original milky kid, will demonish
a whole block in one sitting Bang bang licorice bullets. Christian,
and you're wrong are delicious. I'm not You're wrong, I'm right, Christian.
(15:17):
My snecret snack is cheese. Twisties never on my pommy
partner's shopping. It's goddammit. I have to get myself and
hide them in stashes around the house. However, my cheesy
fingers always give me away.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Guilty feet.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I've got no rhythm and cheesy twisty fingers have got
no rhythm.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Over Here, we got here, Steve, Steve, Welcome to the show, mate,
good Bye guys. How are we We're good? Steve? What
is your secret snack? Buddy? Mate? My secret snack is
these around this time of year, Baker's Delight. Have these
delicious lemon tarts? Good? I love a lemon tart all right,
But I had to be really sneaky at home. I've
(15:55):
had Do you keep fighting different spots to hide them?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Because my wife keeps fighting them?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So what spots have you had? What secret stashes have
you had so far?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Suitcase?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Two cases, a great one there like once you are
you in that carriage every couple of days, Steve, what
do you up to just checking the suitcases again?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You know, mate, I've got to be that's snicky. Then
when I buy them, when I buy the box, I've got.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
To take the aluminium trays off and get rid of
them before I bring get them.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Home to counting. And is it a seasonal thing? This
lemon tart is available now yep, from Bakers to like mate.
They're absolutely bloody beautiful. I'm popping into my local one today.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I don't know what it's a move actually, Steve, thank
you very much for the intel, have a great day,
thanks to go on the show. Married you too, I
for one have enjoyed hearing all your confessions.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
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