October 6, 2025 • 3 mins
Christian and his wife are Monday losers.
Their lovely grey rug was looking dirty... he tried cleaning it and failed miserably.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
I Heart Podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You can hear more gold one I four point three podcasts,
playlist and listen live on the free iHeart.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
App Got anything good? Hey, this is.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast. I am such a Monday loser.
So is my wife. So is our house, so is
our family, so is our front room. I did a
thing yesterday with good intentions. But sometimes in life there
is a big difference between intention and impact.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's my story of yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
My wife has had been mumbling over the weekend about
God damn it, Chris, this rug rug? Does it look
filthy to you? And it was like a great rug,
so I can't really see it. But I sometimes think
that a man's eyes men's eyes DNA wise, I think
don't see in exact great detail that women's eyes do.
Agree the amount of time I go, I can't find
something in the fridge, and I go, where the hell
is the mayonnaise?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And it's just in front of me, slightly the left.
Have you had a boy? Look? Wow? I just didn't.
I didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know, amazing those orc eyes you've got, so I
couldn't notice that this gray rug is apparently looking a
bit lack last year. So I came home, you said, thought,
you know what, I'm going to surprise my wife. I'm
going to clean this bloody rug. You know when you
start something out. Why did I even bother with this?
First of all, this rug is about four metres by
four meters. That's a perfect square. I have to move
the couch right, the L shaped couch off it by myself, right,
(01:33):
that's hard work. Then I have to drag it outside
to the deck.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Era. I thought I'll clean it somehow, So again you try.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's a very dense, heavy chain milky like.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm not how how do you actually move? This is
so if they're not meant to be moved.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So it took at least forty five minutes to get
it ounce the back deck. And then think, I'll draper
over the table we've got out there so I can
beat it with a brew and clean it. Okay, So
even that's like, that's like a workout. I didn't bother
go into the gym. I was at the court. The
muscle's being burnt here. Joe Rogan needs to get rugs
in his gym. So I get it all up. I
get a broom, start whacking it game. Dust is coming off,
(02:09):
and I thought, do you know what?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
She's right? This is a dirty ass rug. I know,
I do. I'll get the garden hose out, put some
put some sense to me. It's ruined it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's world pats and again my eyes, I didn't even
see it as wood Do you know what fabric?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I saw it as Ruggy? Yeah? Actually I would have
no idea what fabric? Any?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I killed Ruggy? Wait?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So what has it put morning fresh like all over it?
You know, like just wash a liquid all over it? Right,
and then starting to get the hose out straight away,
it's like bubbling.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Up and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
My god, I'm looking at my watch going she's backing
back to it. Oh god.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Then it's like going all over the wooden.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Deck, soapy tail tale SuDS. This thing just doesn't look right.
Immediately I can hear the rug almost going.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
A rug killer, rug killer.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Ruggy is dead, and so what what are you going
to do with a massive four by four meter rug? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, do you know his problem?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That is mine? My wife says, we can't. This is
never going to be the same again. You need to
deal with this.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And you can't sell it. No one's gonna buy, No
one's gonna buy back. I could put a marketplace. You
wouldn't even get it away for free.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
No, once it's tried out, the things, even the smalking, right,
I let the dog out right half four.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That rug is still soaking wet.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I don't think it's going to be dry in twenty
twenty five. This is a problem for next year. I'm
gonna try and sell it a marketplace, slightly dishuffled, but
real clean.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Ugly asser Ug. The Christian o'connall Show podcast
I Heart Podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You can hear more gold one I four point three podcasts,
playlist and listen live on the free iHeart.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
App Got anything good? Hey, this is.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast. I am such a Monday loser.
So is my wife. So is our house, so is
our family, so is our front room. I did a
thing yesterday with good intentions. But sometimes in life there
is a big difference between intention and impact.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's my story of yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
My wife has had been mumbling over the weekend about
God damn it, Chris, this rug rug? Does it look
filthy to you? And it was like a great rug,
so I can't really see it. But I sometimes think
that a man's eyes men's eyes DNA wise, I think
don't see in exact great detail that women's eyes do.
Agree the amount of time I go, I can't find
something in the fridge, and I go, where the hell
is the mayonnaise?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And it's just in front of me, slightly the left.
Have you had a boy? Look? Wow? I just didn't.
I didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know, amazing those orc eyes you've got, so I
couldn't notice that this gray rug is apparently looking a
bit lack last year. So I came home, you said, thought,
you know what, I'm going to surprise my wife. I'm
going to clean this bloody rug. You know when you
start something out. Why did I even bother with this?
First of all, this rug is about four metres by
four meters. That's a perfect square. I have to move
the couch right, the L shaped couch off it by myself, right,
(01:33):
that's hard work. Then I have to drag it outside
to the deck.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Era. I thought I'll clean it somehow, So again you try.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's a very dense, heavy chain milky like.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm not how how do you actually move? This is
so if they're not meant to be moved.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So it took at least forty five minutes to get
it ounce the back deck. And then think, I'll draper
over the table we've got out there so I can
beat it with a brew and clean it. Okay, So
even that's like, that's like a workout. I didn't bother
go into the gym. I was at the court. The
muscle's being burnt here. Joe Rogan needs to get rugs
in his gym. So I get it all up. I
get a broom, start whacking it game. Dust is coming off,
(02:09):
and I thought, do you know what?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
She's right? This is a dirty ass rug. I know,
I do. I'll get the garden hose out, put some
put some sense to me. It's ruined it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's world pats and again my eyes, I didn't even
see it as wood Do you know what fabric?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I saw it as Ruggy? Yeah? Actually I would have
no idea what fabric? Any?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I killed Ruggy? Wait?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So what has it put morning fresh like all over it?
You know, like just wash a liquid all over it? Right,
and then starting to get the hose out straight away,
it's like bubbling.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Up and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
My god, I'm looking at my watch going she's backing
back to it. Oh god.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Then it's like going all over the wooden.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Deck, soapy tail tale SuDS. This thing just doesn't look right.
Immediately I can hear the rug almost going.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
A rug killer, rug killer.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Ruggy is dead, and so what what are you going
to do with a massive four by four meter rug? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, do you know his problem?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That is mine? My wife says, we can't. This is
never going to be the same again. You need to
deal with this.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And you can't sell it. No one's gonna buy, No
one's gonna buy back. I could put a marketplace. You
wouldn't even get it away for free.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
No, once it's tried out, the things, even the smalking, right,
I let the dog out right half four.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That rug is still soaking wet.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I don't think it's going to be dry in twenty
twenty five. This is a problem for next year. I'm
gonna try and sell it a marketplace, slightly dishuffled, but
real clean.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Ugly asser Ug. The Christian o'connall Show podcast
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