June 2, 2025 • 11 mins
After Producer Rio suffered a mishap with some new pants.. we wanted to hear more stories of wardrobe malfunctions!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
I heeart podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You can hear more gold when I four point three
podcasts playlist and listen live on the Free iHeart.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
App got anything good?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right, so on today's show, then, producer Rea, what
happened to these genes you got from Korea?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I bought these beautiful new Korean jeans, but they were
an ambitious thirty two, so I reckon I'm more of
a thirty three thirty four, but I thought I would
squeeze sort of back into them when I got back
from Korea. Sadly, the opposite has happened. I've expanded in
the waist and they literally.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Flung off the buttons.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It was like I flew off as I was getting
ready for work. So I've had to make a late
pants switch, and I've been very humbled by development.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All right, we're looking for your stories and about wardrobe malfunctions.
On thirteen fifty five, twenty two. There is never ever
a good time for something to split, tear, or rip.
I remember years ago this security guard that worked one
of London's maximum security guards and he was on a
wing where it was lifers and he was getting in
(01:21):
a tussle with one of the inmates and they went
to the ground and he said, the prison guard uniforms
are very tight. Suddenly he's like he's grappling with an
actual killer, and he said, they go to the ground
and all of a suddenly hear.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
This and it's his backside.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's his backside has actually and he said the inmate
and him just because they just start laughing.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It actually de escalated the situation exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Please, can you go back in yourself split my pants?
He's not very sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That is awesome. So, yeah, we're looking for your story.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So splits, rips and tears, there's never a good time
for it to happen. It's normally a really inopportunity moment
in your life, at work or before a meeting.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
We're looking for.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Those stories now about splits, rips and tears, because if
it's happened to you remember it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast. My old radio station
in UK.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It was a big national radio station and so we
had these new owners and they were from India. They
own the Times of Indian and they were like billionaires
and obviously they've been sold some magic beans by someone
in England promising them unknown history should have looked at
history never trusted Englishman anyway. So they were coming in
for the first time to meet everyone at the radio station,
(02:40):
and the chief executives said, would you get up and
come to the boardroom presentations, say a few words about
your show and why you do radio, and why you're
excited about our new owners, the Indians, And he said
they're here reception. I went, yeah, I really just need
to go to toilet. I got to toilet. You know,
when you're stretched and you're rushing, it's almost like you're
you're just creating your own danger and mischief. I yanked
(03:02):
my fly zip too hard, just too much gusto, and
the whole thing came away, just came away. I mean
it was lucky. There wasn't that there's something about Mary.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It just came. It just came away.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And I was like, oh god, there's now there's no
there's no door in the front of the cage, and
the Indians are here and they will take it to
in view of this and this this guy getting up.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
There going wherever he is, Fire him if he thinks
that's etcetera. It's not the way we do business back home.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
There's are not the magic beans.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
They wanted to see tiny I need to. They're here,
I need to.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So I go into We had like a where all
the stationary was, and I was saying this, I couldn't
find any cello tae bring that even that would look
worse just criss crossing, said like it just it would
just look I was demented or anyway. The only thing
I could find was a stapler, so I grabbed a
bunch and just stapled it all shut. I go and
(03:58):
chat to them and I sit down. Then my chief
exept goes, are any questions? And the new owner of
this red station just goes, why have you got.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Your fly staple? Shut? Please don't think.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Don't let that be the only thing you remember for
my ten minute speech. But why I love doing breakfast radio.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh sorry, just before we go on, I just remembered
when I first started in twenty nineteen, one of the
first shows I came in, you were wearing an electrical
cord as your belt. Catch this is the guy.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yes, you've got like I have history here. Now that's
my story. I'm sticking to it. All right, Let's go
to Carmel.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Now, good morning, Carmel, Good morning everybody. How are we?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, we're good. Welcome to show.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So you've got to steal about spit, ripple, tear and
your clothing.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, don't you love it when you're up in the
bush the middle of nowhere? Nice warm, snug, tight top
and gee, but I'm torturing there was a couple of
dumb immens. Sure enough, we're digging away. Me I'm thinking, oh,
why is it got really really drafty?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
And my bum?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Sure enough major tear? Right only all these four standing
around there bum empoissment, breathing up the top, Rip and
jump her off and make sure my too typical nice
a warmer.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
A lot happening. Here is the mystery, those four guys
out of the.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I haven't got any questions. Actually, he dismissed. Rio, did warming?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Who went?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I got someone here rough ast anyway?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Who we have here? Carlo? Yes? Carlo?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Yes, Hi Christian.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
This happened about ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah what happened? Carlo?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Well?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
I went to itly for my parents' fiftieth when the
anniversary and with my young family, and I took with
me a nice leaning summer suit and putting on the morning,
just ready to go. Running a bit late and rushing
went down to fix up my daughter's shoelaces.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
And wrapped run in the middle of my paints. There
was a rapture and my sister, trying to help, gave
me a bunch of safety pins, and I walked around
the whole day with safety pins my crutch.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, I could kind of nap it for Sumo Linen.
You actually probably like some new stylish things, some sort
of tip pa of wolk chier breaking fashion.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I don't know about that, but it wasn't comfortable, that's
for sure.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Bet Carlo, thank you very much to give us a call.
Have a good day. You two.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Right now, I'll ask you stories clothing malfunctions, rips and tears.
Good morning, Haley. This comes in from Hailey Melder, Christian.
I was heading out to local shops. I grabbed my
good pair of Trackies O wait only only in Australia
they have wait for a good pair of trackies, the
(07:14):
posh ones you know for weddings and days in court.
I grabbed my good pair of Trackies out fresh from
the dry and hurriedly put them on whilst they were
toasty warm, pulled on my shoes and off her went.
When I was in Cols and the cold cheese A
I really, I was unnaturally cold around.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
My lower half. I looked down.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Eventually, Tomorhara, I discovered my dog had chewed the crutch
out of my pants front to back. Oh wow, oh
my god, all around the old dan and on rangers.
How very unfortunate, Hailey. That is tough Christian at my wedding.
This is from Alexis. The photographer squatted down to take
(07:56):
the obligatory shot of the bridesmaids, only to stop dead
and go bright red. He had split his pants front
to back. You've got to take a knee. You're taking
a knee at his wife. His wife had help him.
Poor guy, guy, we get the photos, won't you?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
There? Christian way brother?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Was that I function wearing a brand new soup after
a belly full of beer?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Who is walking to get some macas? Again?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Classy behavior? He needed to go bad. He saw a
construction site with a porterloo. He climbed the fence and
completely ripped his pants to pieces of.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But he made it a toilet for you.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Thank God, and then had to walk to the cab
rank to go home with no pants on.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh no, get that, lucky customer. Yeah. In fact, I'm retiring.
It's my last one. Lauren's on the line. Good morning, Lauren,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Good morning, Christian. Here are you going.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I'm good, Laurena, hope you having a good morning now, Lauren,
what's your story?
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Oh, it was about ten years ago and I'll never
forget it. It was a ripper and it was a wedding.
We that was my husband's friend's wedding, and they I
don't know what it is, but it's something about the
song from Top Gun that loving feelings.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We all know, the one, yeah see without.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Something in men. I don't know what it is, but
when it comes on, they all get together on the
dance floor, as many men would know, after a few
beers and their arm in arm singing and dancing to
this song. And there was one gentleman in particular that
was extremely enthusiastic and was in full character and was
(09:46):
holding the pretend microphone, jumping up on you know, the
stage and then back down again, and then right at
the end of the song went into the middle of
the circle with a full like slide on his knees
into the gensered his pants.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We didn't see that. Marv did not do that.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Unfortunately for a lot of women and men, Marv did
not do that.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
We were all.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
In shock and horror and laughing and crying.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Fish. He should have bowed. It's meant to happen perhaps
is that for weeks.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
And he can't. We just got himself up, walked off
the dance floor. That single word, anybody just exited the building. Incorrect, incorrect.
He actually we found out later he called his mom.
It was.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Fancy split call mom.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
He said, mom, my suit's ripped. You need to take
me back to the high end suit shop, which was
down the road. That was an afternoon wedding. They were open.
He went to the suit shop, got fitted out with
a new suit, and returned back to the wedding, back on.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
The dance floor.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Wow. Seconds with the show todays it was starting a trend.
Now that is that is good behavior, just like it
never happened. Lauren, thank you very much the story. Mat
have a good day, thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
Thanks The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast
I heeart podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You can hear more gold when I four point three
podcasts playlist and listen live on the Free iHeart.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
App got anything good?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right, so on today's show, then, producer Rea, what
happened to these genes you got from Korea?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I bought these beautiful new Korean jeans, but they were
an ambitious thirty two, so I reckon I'm more of
a thirty three thirty four, but I thought I would
squeeze sort of back into them when I got back
from Korea. Sadly, the opposite has happened. I've expanded in
the waist and they literally.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Flung off the buttons.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It was like I flew off as I was getting
ready for work. So I've had to make a late
pants switch, and I've been very humbled by development.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All right, we're looking for your stories and about wardrobe malfunctions.
On thirteen fifty five, twenty two. There is never ever
a good time for something to split, tear, or rip.
I remember years ago this security guard that worked one
of London's maximum security guards and he was on a
wing where it was lifers and he was getting in
(01:21):
a tussle with one of the inmates and they went
to the ground and he said, the prison guard uniforms
are very tight. Suddenly he's like he's grappling with an
actual killer, and he said, they go to the ground
and all of a suddenly hear.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
This and it's his backside.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's his backside has actually and he said the inmate
and him just because they just start laughing.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It actually de escalated the situation exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Please, can you go back in yourself split my pants?
He's not very sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That is awesome. So, yeah, we're looking for your story.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So splits, rips and tears, there's never a good time
for it to happen. It's normally a really inopportunity moment
in your life, at work or before a meeting.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
We're looking for.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Those stories now about splits, rips and tears, because if
it's happened to you remember it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast. My old radio station
in UK.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It was a big national radio station and so we
had these new owners and they were from India. They
own the Times of Indian and they were like billionaires
and obviously they've been sold some magic beans by someone
in England promising them unknown history should have looked at
history never trusted Englishman anyway. So they were coming in
for the first time to meet everyone at the radio station,
(02:40):
and the chief executives said, would you get up and
come to the boardroom presentations, say a few words about
your show and why you do radio, and why you're
excited about our new owners, the Indians, And he said
they're here reception. I went, yeah, I really just need
to go to toilet. I got to toilet. You know,
when you're stretched and you're rushing, it's almost like you're
you're just creating your own danger and mischief. I yanked
(03:02):
my fly zip too hard, just too much gusto, and
the whole thing came away, just came away. I mean
it was lucky. There wasn't that there's something about Mary.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It just came. It just came away.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And I was like, oh god, there's now there's no
there's no door in the front of the cage, and
the Indians are here and they will take it to
in view of this and this this guy getting up.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
There going wherever he is, Fire him if he thinks
that's etcetera. It's not the way we do business back home.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
There's are not the magic beans.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
They wanted to see tiny I need to. They're here,
I need to.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So I go into We had like a where all
the stationary was, and I was saying this, I couldn't
find any cello tae bring that even that would look
worse just criss crossing, said like it just it would
just look I was demented or anyway. The only thing
I could find was a stapler, so I grabbed a
bunch and just stapled it all shut. I go and
(03:58):
chat to them and I sit down. Then my chief
exept goes, are any questions? And the new owner of
this red station just goes, why have you got.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Your fly staple? Shut? Please don't think.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Don't let that be the only thing you remember for
my ten minute speech. But why I love doing breakfast radio.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh sorry, just before we go on, I just remembered
when I first started in twenty nineteen, one of the
first shows I came in, you were wearing an electrical
cord as your belt. Catch this is the guy.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yes, you've got like I have history here. Now that's
my story. I'm sticking to it. All right, Let's go
to Carmel.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Now, good morning, Carmel, Good morning everybody. How are we?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, we're good. Welcome to show.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So you've got to steal about spit, ripple, tear and
your clothing.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, don't you love it when you're up in the
bush the middle of nowhere? Nice warm, snug, tight top
and gee, but I'm torturing there was a couple of
dumb immens. Sure enough, we're digging away. Me I'm thinking, oh,
why is it got really really drafty?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
And my bum?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Sure enough major tear? Right only all these four standing
around there bum empoissment, breathing up the top, Rip and
jump her off and make sure my too typical nice
a warmer.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
A lot happening. Here is the mystery, those four guys
out of the.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I haven't got any questions. Actually, he dismissed. Rio, did warming?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Who went?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I got someone here rough ast anyway?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Who we have here? Carlo? Yes? Carlo?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Yes, Hi Christian.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
This happened about ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah what happened? Carlo?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Well?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
I went to itly for my parents' fiftieth when the
anniversary and with my young family, and I took with
me a nice leaning summer suit and putting on the morning,
just ready to go. Running a bit late and rushing
went down to fix up my daughter's shoelaces.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
And wrapped run in the middle of my paints. There
was a rapture and my sister, trying to help, gave
me a bunch of safety pins, and I walked around
the whole day with safety pins my crutch.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, I could kind of nap it for Sumo Linen.
You actually probably like some new stylish things, some sort
of tip pa of wolk chier breaking fashion.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I don't know about that, but it wasn't comfortable, that's
for sure.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Bet Carlo, thank you very much to give us a call.
Have a good day. You two.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Right now, I'll ask you stories clothing malfunctions, rips and tears.
Good morning, Haley. This comes in from Hailey Melder, Christian.
I was heading out to local shops. I grabbed my
good pair of Trackies O wait only only in Australia
they have wait for a good pair of trackies, the
(07:14):
posh ones you know for weddings and days in court.
I grabbed my good pair of Trackies out fresh from
the dry and hurriedly put them on whilst they were
toasty warm, pulled on my shoes and off her went.
When I was in Cols and the cold cheese A
I really, I was unnaturally cold around.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
My lower half. I looked down.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Eventually, Tomorhara, I discovered my dog had chewed the crutch
out of my pants front to back. Oh wow, oh
my god, all around the old dan and on rangers.
How very unfortunate, Hailey. That is tough Christian at my wedding.
This is from Alexis. The photographer squatted down to take
(07:56):
the obligatory shot of the bridesmaids, only to stop dead
and go bright red. He had split his pants front
to back. You've got to take a knee. You're taking
a knee at his wife. His wife had help him.
Poor guy, guy, we get the photos, won't you?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
There? Christian way brother?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Was that I function wearing a brand new soup after
a belly full of beer?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Who is walking to get some macas? Again?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Classy behavior? He needed to go bad. He saw a
construction site with a porterloo. He climbed the fence and
completely ripped his pants to pieces of.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But he made it a toilet for you.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Thank God, and then had to walk to the cab
rank to go home with no pants on.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh no, get that, lucky customer. Yeah. In fact, I'm retiring.
It's my last one. Lauren's on the line. Good morning, Lauren,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Good morning, Christian. Here are you going.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I'm good, Laurena, hope you having a good morning now, Lauren,
what's your story?
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Oh, it was about ten years ago and I'll never
forget it. It was a ripper and it was a wedding.
We that was my husband's friend's wedding, and they I
don't know what it is, but it's something about the
song from Top Gun that loving feelings.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We all know, the one, yeah see without.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Something in men. I don't know what it is, but
when it comes on, they all get together on the
dance floor, as many men would know, after a few
beers and their arm in arm singing and dancing to
this song. And there was one gentleman in particular that
was extremely enthusiastic and was in full character and was
(09:46):
holding the pretend microphone, jumping up on you know, the
stage and then back down again, and then right at
the end of the song went into the middle of
the circle with a full like slide on his knees
into the gensered his pants.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We didn't see that. Marv did not do that.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Unfortunately for a lot of women and men, Marv did
not do that.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
We were all.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
In shock and horror and laughing and crying.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Fish. He should have bowed. It's meant to happen perhaps
is that for weeks.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
And he can't. We just got himself up, walked off
the dance floor. That single word, anybody just exited the building. Incorrect, incorrect.
He actually we found out later he called his mom.
It was.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Fancy split call mom.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
He said, mom, my suit's ripped. You need to take
me back to the high end suit shop, which was
down the road. That was an afternoon wedding. They were open.
He went to the suit shop, got fitted out with
a new suit, and returned back to the wedding, back on.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
The dance floor.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Wow. Seconds with the show todays it was starting a trend.
Now that is that is good behavior, just like it
never happened. Lauren, thank you very much the story. Mat
have a good day, thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
Thanks The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast
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