Some festive favourites from the show as we head into 2026.
Today, we look back at the moment Christian and the team paused for a deceptively simple challenge: tell the story of your life so far in exactly six words.
What follows is funny, honest, moving, and occasionally chaotic as Christian, the team, and listeners across Melbourne attempt to distil decades of love, mistakes, family, career twists, and survival… into just six words.
Big laughs, unexpected emotion, and a reminder that everyone is carrying a whole novel behind a short sentence.
The Christian O’Connell Show returns in 2026.
Until then, thanks for listening and happy holidays.
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
Got anything good?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right, Jo, next half an hour. I think you'd
enjoy this if I take a bit of time. But
if you're at work or you're driving at the moment,
you've got a bit long drive during the next hour
or so, you might enjoy this challenge. In six words,
no more than six words, no less than six words,
in exactly six words, tell me the story of your
(00:49):
life so far in just six words. So before the
show I was playing with mine, right, So there's a
couple of different drafts.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I've got here.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Six word life so far was over there. Now over
here I can go into a bit more detail on
that midlife crisis.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Move down under. That's the headline read.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And then if you really had to sum me up,
married with daughters, love, being Dad's love, that's that's me.
That's me. Ultimately, I would say that's it. Married with daughters,
love being dad. That's my life so far in six words.
Let's go to the Chuckle Sisters, which is producers Caitlin
and Tina. They are literally like the chuckle are coming
this morning. They already laugh their heads off. They were
(01:31):
literally just the chairs were shaking with laughter. They're like
stat and Waldorf for the show out there. Let's go
to the chuckle sisters. See what there are? Six words?
Life so far now, Tina, I know that actually you
did work in the in the Tina, Good morning, Tina.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Morning, and what is yours? Because you actually have done
time in the UK radio, which is why you so good?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Thank you so much. So my NIE's was here, went there?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Back here?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Shade on mine? Not at all, that's bad. She's upgraded yours,
she has upgraded actually see he goes again. It's brilliant, Tina.
So was here, went there? Yeah, back here, wonderful. Do
you have a nice time over there? Great time?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
It's two years?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, nicely back here though, love being back here because
it sounded like.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
We were a runner up to what you did in
the UK.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
No, both great moments both love have loved life all three?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh lovely sit Tina.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
All right, let's see how old mate is today. Bounced
up and down the chair. You had your popcorn yet, Caitlin,
Not yet?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
That's normally like an a.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Have you seen this team?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
This is a new thing now where every morning about
eight o'clock Cainaan thinks she's at Hoyts and will suddenly
start watching me do the breaks and chomping on a
massive family bag of popcorn gets What is.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It not a family bag? It is only seventy six calories.
I am on a calorie deficit diet at the moment
for my wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Do you need to do that yourself? Hell no, no.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
You eat so much. You just don't eat bad stuff
like you don't.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Eat corner am am to.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Us is midday, guys. I get up at three fifty am.
It's late in the day for me. And it's a
great show that I get to watch from the popcorn.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh she's good, okay? Is that these six word life
so far? Great show watched with popcorn? What's yours? Mac
myne Is?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Didn't think I could?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I did?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh that's beautiful, that's really nice, Alice Color, what's shells?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Mate? Your life's so far? In six words?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Country city, Sydney Melbourne, husband dad?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Can you go again?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Country City, Sydney, Melbourne, husband dad?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Beautiful soldier spy Yes, he's a spy.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I had another one, Bumpkin come city slicker family love.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's my favorite. There's something about that word bumpkin. I
just love.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's an old timey world, but I love the country bumpkins. Patsy,
what's mate? You've had an extraordinary life.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
This is really hard. I don't know if I can
do it in six words, but I've initially written not
sure but comfortable as me. So you know in your
twenties where you never feel your enough and you've got
all these hopes and dreams, what am I going to do?
And then you go through the next decade of For me,
(04:26):
it was not being able to have a baby, and
you know, finding my way in my career, and then
forties was having my baby and getting this awesome job.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
It's like this.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Big journey all the way through that I can encapsulate
in decades to this point. And really there are no
six words that can describe all that I have been through.
It doesn't seem to be well.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Thanks for going for the feature today.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hopefully the listeners can actually take the time to do it.
Texting yours four seventy five three one oh four three.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast right.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Now, an invitation to tell me your life story so
far in six words words you can text me oh
four seven five three one oh four three Jill the news.
I've had another think here's mine born in England, found
myself here. That's how would sum up my life at
(05:24):
fifty two? Actually born in England, but found myself here.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Riah, what's yours? Mate? You've had an interesting light so far.
I've got a couple.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
First one two degrees never used now radio.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You are the most intelligent and overqualified man in Australian radio.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And the most in texted. Paying that off for a while.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
The other one, First girls, now guys, much simpler.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wow, read that again. People might have missed it. Rio.
That's very good. There's a lot going on there.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
First girls, now guys, much simpler.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I thought you were gonna end with what next? I
was like, Wow, who knows where the wat's all going?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
All right, some of the ones that are coming in from
everyone this morning. So it's your life so far in
six words? Text me four seventy five three one o
four three. All of the ones that I'm about to
read out right now are all six words. Okay, they're
really good all of a sudden, middle aged. Yeah, I
mean I'm fifty two. I come sure because be for
(06:33):
me and Pats. It doesn't feel like you wake up
one morning and you wait, what but you look in
the mirror and you meet yourself as a middle aged person.
You're like, bloody hell, how do we get here so quickly?
What happened to you?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Christian? Suddenly you an eye? Doctors? Thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
A little bit of everything blessed. That's from Amanda Armstrong.
Matthew's got a lot going on his life so far,
met married, Kobe renovation, renovation, renovation.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That sounds like a new TV show dress.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Ten Nights on Renovation, Renovation, Renovation. This is Megan's from
Little Things, Big Things Grow. I love this from Gay Chatterton.
My life's journey has made me.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I mean sometimes when you look back and you remember
the bits where it felt like actually the life's journey
was breaking you, I guess that's all part of the
remaking at times as well. Heather Struggle, pain, sorrow, grandchildren, happy, proud.
That's not the circle of life right there. And those
they're from Heather ben Ben This is amazing glad I survived.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Life got better Ben. We're glad he survived as well. Mate.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Congratulations. This is Luke crazy beginning. What when you at zero?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
What a story?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It is crazy? Suddenly you get evicted from there? So
cozy in there for nine months? So well, hell are you?
We'll be back. Yes, it's so bright, so sleeping in there.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Crazy beginning now settled, fulfilled heart, Luke, lovely stuff, Keep
this going, text me your life so far and six
words O four seventy five, O three one, O four three.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
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