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Speaker 1 (00:00):
God, it's just like Love Island here. Jackie's got another
text everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, but can I just say the actual iPhone that
we've got here has just shot itself so hard?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is it the sixteen?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, it's the latest one.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But well I don't reckon it can to be honest,
I actually think that's why every time I got to
press on a message, now random things are popping up,
like maps and all sorts of weird.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It's just going. It's got a mind of its own,
so we're resetting it real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's a great advert for it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well, it's a personal phone. You got it there?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, you wouldn't expect that many texts?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Everyone's phone phone?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, oh my okay, so is it working?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It's working now. Okay, it's just the same old stuff
we're getting. This is okay.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I want to what do you expect?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I want two comments here, which pretty much sum up
all the comments we seem to be getting. I want
Jackie to slip. Can I have a thousand dollars for
an a ball?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It's my birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Everyone is asking you to pay for their drugs.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Maybe we do have an image problem. If everyone thinks
you're going to be slurping nuts. So I'm going to
be paying for drugs.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Hell, buddy, I understood it. Yeah all right, hang on,
God another thing.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's going crazy? Yeah, good morning guys. Why not do
a thing for intermpede and ask the audience if they
have a place for him to stay? Is such a
troop of being positive through all the ship lately he's got.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
A place to stay least till February.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So, yes, is Nat still single? Asking for a mate?
Matt the Plumber.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Look at that finally, Oh yeah, I am still single?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Have you been dating?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I don't think I'm ready for that.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I just want to have a brat girl summer.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You know, I don't know what that means. What does
that mean? Slut summer? Is that right? Is that right?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Basically?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Just party and have fun, really party and have fun.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Have you had one of those summers? Checking?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I have had a summer like that.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, summer.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's like a party summer, you know. I had that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah. We went to Bali.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
We went to Bali, We went to La That was
the year before you were. We were just having like
you know, when I say that, we just go out
like you.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Know I have done. I'm not saying specifically on.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Those trips, but yeah, I'm fun anyway, next miss.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's always a mystery to find out.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Stop with Pete. He feels sorry for himself. Carl, you're
a real g Thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Hing Yong is back as well. By the way, is.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That the housemate? We're not sure whether it's really the housemate.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Surely shing Yong would like Pete to contact him as
a pure Do.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You have any of the housemates' phone numbers? How do
you contact each other?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Ada is a WhatsApp group, but they talk in Taiwan,
so they have to copy pasted into Google what they say.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I don't night. Man, God, you're really in a bad spot.
Really pretty good?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Really, oh my god? How positive Jackie.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm your biggest fan. I'm visiting from Melbourne for the
first time. Here's a photo of me outside your new home.
He's outside my new home right now. He's just send
me a photo.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
That's not what's he doing your joint?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
He said, not a stalker, just a fan.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh yeah, oh well take him at his.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Word, take him out his word.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Hopefully he's not laying in wait in the wardrobe when
you get home.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh god, I want to f Cooper John's.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Line up, line up.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, he sounds like you're in the line there, Carl.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, no, no, I'm doing crowd control. Is that from a
young woman?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It would be she doesn't leave a name nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I'm tell her to text her name through. If you listen, I'll.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Message your back.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, else, he got there?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh what else? Hang on? They moving quite faster than
I compress.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You want to say, this is new technology. It's a
text message.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You don't understand how quickly they're coming through, Kyle, as
soon as you've got to click on one ten more
drop it down.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh that's rude.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, let me take you out on a date, Jackie
and show you how a real man eats pee.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah it's pea.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Hi, guys, love listening to you. You guys are the best.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Love Amanda, Kyle, give me two K for a new
Turbo for my car?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Please?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
What am I? Bloody? Father? Christmas?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Roll at Nat has the absolute sexiest voice.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
If you like that man's sounding, that's true.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I do sound like a man.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, fellas when I thought you were islander?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Yeah, and you still sometimes call me some mow and
Nat do I yeah, just randomly.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Why it's it's the extreme tent. You're very nice tan.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, and it's really natural, but it's all fake.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah whatever that means.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's all fair, all natural, but all fa.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh what do you feel like you're editing?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I just accidentally clicked on What do you think of
clothing bins?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is that like the Salvo stuff ready cross?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I guess so I think clothing bins are great. How
could you not like a clothing bin?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well, I actually I've actually lived in one of those
clothing bins.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
So if you're homeless, Oh, it's a nice comfy little pad,
get in.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
You climb in like you're like a T shirt being delivered.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
God, it must have been a thinner back in those days.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, well, when you're starving, yeah, you tend to get
quite thin. So i'd slide into that thing. Yeah, very warm.
If it was raining and it was freezing cold, I'd
climb into one of those Salvation Army clothing bins.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I did a prank the other day in a clothing bin.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I threw a speaker in there and bluetooth and then
we would like record ourselves saying help get.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Me out here.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No you didn't.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Yeah, I saw it on TikTok and I me and
my mate just went down and did it and did it.
Did you people were like no, No, we just did
it for ourselves. We just thought it was so funny.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
That's actually really funny. You should you should film that.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, well I don't think that's true. Why not because
he's a growner.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I well, I agree with that. Yes, he's a grown man.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
He's not a thirteen year old skateboarding and tagging bridges.
He's a man.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I don't skateboard now.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
By the way, Bruno wanted me to stop the other
day so we could refreshing a tag from nineteen years ago.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
That. Yeah, it was a bit faded.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Bruno used to be one of the ready to go.
He's got the big felt pen thing.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Yeah, I've got the Posca Panda flowy. I don't know
what people that have tagged know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, no, I don't know the one.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What thrill do you get out of getting out and
tagging it? Some sort of bubble riding on the bridge thrill?
Speaker 7 (06:57):
It's a nice like look, you guys think of me
as like, oh, you know, like he's a bit of
a genius and stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
But I know you guys think that I'm a bit
of a rat bag. Actually, I used to be.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
In a crew called b DR which short but bring
to Ruckers, and we used.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
To We used to tag a lot of ship back
in the.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Day, trains, train, stations, buses.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You are tagger as well? Are you one of them
dudes the tags?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah, I share a similar twisted passes Bruno.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I used to put up tags and that as well.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Back in the day, I was in a crew called CPR,
though current posse represent trains, car buses, cars, buses, trains.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I never did it. I never did the tagging, but me,
me and my friend had hang out with me mates
Alfa Romeo and I dragged the wheelie bins on bin
night as fast as possible down the street and let
him go and do another car. That was part. We
thought that was hilarious. Obviously a lot of damage was causing.
Apologies to anyone.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Kyle, weren't you and a crew the dragons?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Funny? Bruno? I was in year seven. What does that mean? Though?
Well it was only little and the word dragon we
thought was awesome. And he's trying to make that, because
what what's your crew bring to ruckus? Well, see, we
went quite as fancy.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
We were friends with rf W as well, the Raw
Flow Wizards.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Oh my god, this is a lame.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Shout out to them. They're all doing well.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
They're all in prison, aren't they.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
You know one guy in our crew actually ended up
being one of the Barley nine.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh no way, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
And one night we had a big one under a
bridge at Indrapilli in Brisbane and he punched me.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
In the head.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I forgot why.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
I think I was undecisive about an argument he was
having with someone.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Anyway, shout out to Beta, what next message?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Can I have a k Kyle for the big weekend?
The riff going to.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Win and stop asking for money?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
B DR and CPR.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I don't want to read that one, Carl, I'm going
to theland.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Can I have four thousand for messages? Massages?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And Jackie over four thousand but no worries?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Is that all it is? Keeper Preston to calls my
own gooch with a fish oil.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Go through these. Maybe we should go through official tablet
and we all know what that does. Keeps laughing, he's off.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Wait, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Actually, what is official oil tablet use?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, yeah, supplements.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, but you use that you.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Can also break it and rab it on your goots.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
It's a lubricant, is it.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's not that good a smell official?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Can I Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I know it's late, but I wanted to know if
Kyle bought Jackie the Louisvaton bag for her birthday when, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
In nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, recently, because I think what they're saying is I've
brought you so much over the last few years, what
like Louis Vauton luggage and vasa everything, and I have
spent so much on you.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I love Jackie's Like, I think what they're saying is
that I've spent millions on you and.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I didn't even get anything for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Hey, that was a wedding gift.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It was a wedding gift, and engagement gift, a baby gift,
the baby shower gift, the.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
A Hans gift. It was like never.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Ending, the post Tends gift, that's.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
It was like millions.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well when you marry again.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
No, No, I just had a birthday. Though, I just
had a birth We were on holiday evening. No, we
weren't on holidays. You were there at the party.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
At your party, remember, remember, and I just said, make
a donation to charity.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh yeah, we'll just pretended.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Nobody don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Not one of us.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Donated, breaking assholes.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No one wants to donate to a charity, do they?
I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I do it, but I don't want to thank you, Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You know I donate to the Smith family, and they're
really good. They were a good cause. But at one
stage I was like, I'm done with that Smith family.
Do you know how hard it is to stop donating? Yeah,
in a form and all this, I said, I just
keep donating.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Should have just had your own bank details there so
you could have seen because I've never done it.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, then I don.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Want What do you want? I buy something? What do
you want?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
You?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, I bought some of the car last week. I
didn't even know. What's the difference.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Do you save it for somebody who needs it? Actually?
I don't know anything. I actually don't want anything.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, you wonder why women that make no sense carry I've.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Carried I've carried it in me. And then when you
finally asked to.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Go, No, I don't want I don't want nothing. You
should know what I want by reading my mind.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You don't ask me what I want.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, just so, I was told you this before. Men
don't read your mind or even wonder what you think.
Most of the time we think your own thoughts.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh damn, all right, let's carry on with the show,
shall we?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
What this was the show? Carol and Jackie O