August 28, 2025 • 15 mins
ASK UNCUT: How do you tell your best friend she WON'T be the godparent of your child? Jamie Laing's wife accidentally shared his manhood on socials and we take your calls on the pictures that got you in trouble.
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and what I want. It don't matter where done.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
This is the pickup.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hi, guys, you're listening to The Pickup with Bread Hockley
and Laura Burn.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Hey, I got some some hard news this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Laura, Oh, dear, what's happened has knocked me a little bit.
And yes, I do feel personally attacked. I feel a
little bit guilty.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I have a lot of emotions. I feel like I
really let someone down. My dog, Delilah, She's my beautiful
Australian Shepherd that is the apple of my eye. Anybody
that knows her or knows me knows we're obsessed. She
has been fat shamed few times by the vet.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
She's been overweight before for a working dog. She's a
pomp dog. Work. She doesn't do enough work.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
She's the laziest working dog. No, she runs, she exercises
a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
But it's okay. I'm guilty. I feed a natchose I
feeded things that she shouldn't eat.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I remember coming to your house and you had salmon
in the fridge, but it wasn't for you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It was for Delilah. Oh my god. So I did
some mistakes.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well, she is overweight by a couple kilos again, so
the vet has just told me.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
She needs going to die. But it is my fault.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I feed her the wrong food and I almost made
a grape error the other day. I gave her some
poppy seed muffin and then she started sneezing, and I thought,
hang on a minute, why do I feel like I've
just done something I shouldn't have done.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I googled ken.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Dogs eat poppy seeds because I was like.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
She might be allergic. Trying to kill your dog anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
It was apparently poppy seeds super poisonous to dogs. So
I'm on the blower twice a year my bi annual.
I called doctor Chris Brown, the vet just to dance hissim.
I was like, hey, Gris, sorry, it's my bi annual free.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Dog check up.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I've just given Delilah poppy seed accidentally.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I told him that accidentally you handed her a muffin.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
No I said no, I couldn't admit it to him,
so I just said, she accidentally ate the muffin off
my poppy seed muffin. And then I've said she's sneezing,
and I've I've had a full concert with him, and
he's like, no, she needs a ridiculous amount of poppy
seeds to make her unwell enough to go to the vet.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But this is like a to have opioid, Like what's
going on with that?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So, just as like a PSA, dogs cannot have poppy seeds.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I want to just tell you, I actually think that
most dog owners don't experience this problem. Most most dog
owners feed their dog dog food.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Speaking from experience, anyway, she's on a diet, she can't
eat pop seeds.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Let's move along.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
It is time for Usk Uncut. We do it every
week on our podcast, Life Uncut podcast. We do it
every week here as well.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You guys call up with the biggest predicaments. We do
our best to help you.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
And we've got a caller Samantha today that has a
problem that we have never experienced before. Laura, we have
never dealt with this ask guncut before in the history
of Life on Cup on us, Samantha really.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Tease that one. Welcome to the show. What's what's going.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
On, guys, I'm so nervous. I've got a bit of
a best friend drama. So we made this pact like
forever ago, where we both agreed that we would be
the godparent to our unborn children at this time.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, however, she's had a beautiful baby girl, and I
am the godparent to that child. However, I've just announced
with my friends and family that I am now pregnant.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
So I'm about four months for like sixteen weeks, and
my husband is like really set on his sister being
the godparents.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Can you not have two godparents? Like do you want
your friend to do? Not want your friend anymore?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Like there's like all this stuff to go with it,
Like his family is actually religious, so like a godparent
is like really serious.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I guess yeah means yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I've just come to realize like it is a religious thing.
Like apparently like this person's supposed to teach my child
about God.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, I guess it's how.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You want to raise your child, like if you're going
to raise them, you know, in a religious environment, and
it's that serious to your husband and your family.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I still think you could probably have two if you want.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
It's just that your friend one will just it's just
saying to her, like, hey, you're going to be the
most important person, but do not teach it anything.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And then your.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Husband's sister is going to take the role really seriously
because it I am not religious, and I think the
role has different things, Like it's evolved, so when you're
not religious, a godparent just becomes that person that you're
literally like you're the person I trust to it literally
like look after them, be there for them, help me
with them, like I'm telling you, you're so important to us.
Whereas it does have a different meaning if you're religious.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I mean, with that factor, I do think you could
have a really honest conversation.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
With your friend and be like, I want it to
be you.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But when we made these promises, I didn't expect that
I was going to be marrying into a family that
took the religious side of it really seriously, you know,
and especially because like the traditional role of a godparent
is to like be responsible for the religious and spiritual
upbringing of that kid. So I kind of feel like
you can get out of this one I.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Do have, like this other worry about, like the godparent
something was to ever happen to you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I think it's possible for them to be the same too,
people like as in like, I think it's possible for
someone to choose a godparent and also be like, well,
if I passed away, I would want you to take
care of my kids. But that's absolutely not just the
expected norm, and legally that's not the norm. You have
to if something happened to you and you didn't have
a will or whatever, your godparents don't have right of
claim just because they've godparents. So I think, with that
(06:02):
in mind, do you want it? Like would you want
your friend to be the person to take care of
your kids? Or would you want your husband's sister to
take care of your kids? Because that's a whole different
conversation as it is.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, And that's like the conversation I guess with my
partner because that's like another thing in my head. I
think I would want them to go to the grandparents.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Right, we'll just put that in your will, you just
get that's a whole different thing, right, Or will tell
the grandparents and they get the kids.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
That's easy Also, The other thing too, is like I
don't know whether it's a boy or a girl yet,
so like I think that would determine my choice as well.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Why is that when they're both both your friends, one's
a girl and then the Auntie's a girl.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yes, but Auntie has boys, got you got you a girl?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean this is very convoluted, so you're in a pickle,
and I think that only you were going to be
able to sort this one out for yourself.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No, I really just like the idea that like telling
them both. I think, yeah, I'm keeping both camps happy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Also, because if you're going to do godparents and there's
two of them, why does your husband get to pick both?
Does he get to pick your sister and then also
pick a guy? Like, surely you can just have two
godparents and they're both women.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Maybe we like pull like a whole like feminist thing
on him.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Good, I'm here for a feminist thing, yes, queen, you
get that.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well, just for getting on here today, you have scored
yourself a pair of Sony's new earbuds that you get
to take home.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I know you can put them in when you're birthing.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, I'll listen to some meditation. I'm kind of nervous
about it all.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All right, Well, good luck.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
We're superstoke for your hope that you figure out your
your godparent dilemma.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Thanks for calling, Love, Thanks Sam.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Now something's happened online, Britt that I need to tell
you about. Firstly, if you have ever and this is
to everyone listening in the cars, if you have ever
accidentally sent something in a family group chat, if you
have uploaded it something to social media that you absolutely
did not mean to do. Maybe it was a photo
that was not for public consumption. We want to hear
(07:59):
about it. Give us a call, because that's exactly what
we're talking about now, Britt. Do you know who Jamie
Lang is. He's from Maiden Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, he's very funny. He's got a podcast TV UK
TV Personality. Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And he also he's got a new podcast called Nearly Parents,
which he.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Does with his wife. She's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
They are a gorgeous couple, very funny together. I really
enjoy it. And recently they told a story on their
podcast about how his wife had shared a carousel of
images things that she thought were just you know, an
update on.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Life lately as you do it dump a little life dumb.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And in that life dumb was a photo of Jamie
and he was naked, but it was a silhouette of him. Right,
So he's standing in front of a beautiful glass window
that looks out to the countryside, completely butt naked, but
from the back, so he just looks dark.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You can't see any defined feet, You can't see butt crack,
got it, can't see anything? Yeah, Like that's it there?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Great, Like you know, you can tell it's a.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Bit super manny, but you wouldn't really think anything of it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
The problem is is that she failed to look at
the reflection in the glass.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh no, and what she actually.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Posted was an entire penis pick of her husband to
the internet.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's like, wanted me have a look closer. I went
to transzoom in, but it's been pixelated out. Produce a grace.
Did you pixelate this? No, it came prepixeled. That's a shame.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Can we can we find the other pixelated I couldn't
find it.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Does that mean that he he has had a team
that has been able to go on and do that
on the internet, like scrubbed it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, that's impressive. I wonder if I want to contact them.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
They're pretty strap, to be fair, they're like pretty big
in terms of like their celebrity power in the UK.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
If it's still in order to have something scrubbed completely
from the internet, that is like, I mean, he got
upskirted by his own wife.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh my god. But also I want yeah, no, continue on.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So this reminded me of something and I might have
shared this on the show a long time ago, but
at the time I didn't know whether it was like
able to be open for.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Public consumption either.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Right, even telling the story, I'll be like, oh, I
changed a few details. So many years ago before i'd
ever gotten with my husband, his sister who I'm very
good friends with, she had her first baby, George, right, gorgeous,
first grandchild of the entire family, special wholesome, and my
mother in law, Ellie, who I live with, who I
absolutely or she did something by accident because she was
(10:10):
so excited about the birth of her first grandchild, and
Matt and Kate were talking about on his podcast recently.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Have listened to this As you were giving birth, there's
a photo she was very excited. Nana took a photo
of Kate holding George.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yes, so the nurse was so lovely and took some
photos literally as like he had come out.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Mom forwarded to the family chat and like, my vagina
is in the phone. I was looking like, oh my god,
he's putil Oh my gosh, my sisters.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
There are some things you don't want to see in life,
and it's your sister's vagina.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's probably the top of it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So the thing is is like Matt is one of
five kids, Kate is the only girl. They're all boys,
and the family group chat that I'm now a part
of is like Ellie me, all the boys and Kate,
and so Ellie just forwarded onto her four brothers to.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
See and actually, so what.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
The photo was is like it's like we know George
is in the front and he's like literally just come out.
So like, no one wants to see that photo anyways,
all MUCUSI and gross.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
But then in the background he's still connected to the placenta.
It's still in her She was way too eager. I'm like, yeah,
you really bit the bullet with that one.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
We've been asking and what did you accidentally share whether
it was to Instagram or to the family group chat
that you absolutely should not have you should have taken
it to the grave. And the reason for this is
because so made in Chelsea star Jamie Lang, his wife
accidentally shared a Willie a.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Penis pic a penis pick. The reflection was there in the.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Window and she posted it to Instagram, and well they
have millions of followers, so now millions of people know
what his manhood looks like.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
This is not what we're talking about. But I do
wonder if it was unintentional.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I know a publicity's done. I think so too.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
But we did actually have a call a little while
ago from someone whose father unfortunately shared something in the
family chat but under very unusual circumstances have.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Listened to this alrighty, well, my dad sent a dip
it to the family chat group when my grandma was dying.
Who was his partner was away and he was like,
I'm gonna put a piece of her lady underwear on
and send her a dip.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Sorry sorry, plaun sorry page To back it up, your
dad put his partner's underwear on and sent dad into
the farewell Nana group chat.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
No, this is like a few years ago, and Grandma
didn't even die after.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
They gave her the will will live. He came back,
came back from the brink. Oh, you've got to be
one of the funny schools we've ever had. I loved it. Guys.
We've had so many calls about this today. Honestly, this
is my favorite segment.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Lauren.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
We got Lauren on the phone. What happened? What did
you accidentally share?
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Sorry? I was talking at at him to date on Facebook,
as you do, and the next minute I got a
screenshot from my sister's saying, did I mean you share
a photo of him and his mum on my own
Facebook profile?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Were you so? Was he friends with you? Is there
any way he could have seen that?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Or No?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
From memory, I think we were friends at that time.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, it's so funny, hey, Lauren, if it makes you
feel any better. A long time ago, back when the
search bar and the update status bar were really close
to each other, I accidentally just updated my status with
my current boyfriend's ex girlfriend's name and I was up
there for hours.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I think it's sharing a photo of the guy you
like and his mum on your Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He's always worse. Thanks, Lauren. Okay, we got lies on
the line, Eliza. What did you accidentally share.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
I accidentally sent a nude into the work group snapchat.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh you know you absolutely didn't. Who are you trying
to send it to.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
My partner at the time?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And can you delete it? Or do they just all
see it?
Speaker 9 (13:59):
It turned into a bit of a furry. I thought
if I deleted myself from the group, deactivated snap putty
with you. Fine, it didn't work. Run saw it and
you just removed yourself from the chat.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You sent to nude and then Eliza's left the chat?
What sorry? What level of nude?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You know?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
There's like one, twos and threes? Was it like proper
full Monty?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Just like a quite the full Monty? But there was
a fair bit there.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Wow. Did you get a raise or did you get fired?
Speaker 9 (14:28):
This could go two ways, none of the above. But
I became the laughing stock.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Of the Oh like I did still work there? Now?
Speaker 8 (14:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I don't, okay, thank god? All right, thanks for the call, Eliza.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh I love this. It's the most relatable thing we've
all done it. Do you know just I just I
forgot about this. It's not as bad.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
But remember that time when I was dating I just
started talking to a guy and I was in the
text threat.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So I was like messaging in like hey, how I.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Like whatever, which is the first initial days of chatting
to someone new. And I left it open and I
was on a walk, and as I was walking with
my phone, it was obviously just like brushing past my
leg or touching it and whatever. Then I looked back
up a couple of minutes later and it had somehow
gone into my photos. Chose a bikini photo that I
had taken and sent a bikini photo to.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
This guy as if you didn't just send it fingers crossed.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
We're literally like, hey, it's nice to meet you, Like
do you like sunsets? And I'm like, bam, bikini photo
And I never spoke to you again.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I was like, I'm not even gonna undo this.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I've just sent you a bikini photo, like as if
it was intentional.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was the last photo in my phone. Oh guys,
all right, well look that's it from us.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Guy
My Heart podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hear more Kiss Podcast playlist and listen live on the
Free I Heart Appo Pickup with Brittley and Laura Ben Radio.
What Our Windows down, My worldries in the dust, only
good labs an.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I don't much, but yeah, I know I'll big get
and what I want. It don't matter where done.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
This is the pickup.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hi, guys, you're listening to The Pickup with Bread Hockley
and Laura Burn.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Hey, I got some some hard news this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Laura, Oh, dear, what's happened has knocked me a little bit.
And yes, I do feel personally attacked. I feel a
little bit guilty.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I have a lot of emotions. I feel like I
really let someone down. My dog, Delilah, She's my beautiful
Australian Shepherd that is the apple of my eye. Anybody
that knows her or knows me knows we're obsessed. She
has been fat shamed few times by the vet.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
She's been overweight before for a working dog. She's a
pomp dog. Work. She doesn't do enough work.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
She's the laziest working dog. No, she runs, she exercises
a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
But it's okay. I'm guilty. I feed a natchose I
feeded things that she shouldn't eat.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I remember coming to your house and you had salmon
in the fridge, but it wasn't for you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It was for Delilah. Oh my god. So I did
some mistakes.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well, she is overweight by a couple kilos again, so
the vet has just told me.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
She needs going to die. But it is my fault.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I feed her the wrong food and I almost made
a grape error the other day. I gave her some
poppy seed muffin and then she started sneezing, and I thought,
hang on a minute, why do I feel like I've
just done something I shouldn't have done.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I googled ken.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Dogs eat poppy seeds because I was like.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
She might be allergic. Trying to kill your dog anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
It was apparently poppy seeds super poisonous to dogs. So
I'm on the blower twice a year my bi annual.
I called doctor Chris Brown, the vet just to dance hissim.
I was like, hey, Gris, sorry, it's my bi annual free.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Dog check up.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I've just given Delilah poppy seed accidentally.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I told him that accidentally you handed her a muffin.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
No I said no, I couldn't admit it to him,
so I just said, she accidentally ate the muffin off
my poppy seed muffin. And then I've said she's sneezing,
and I've I've had a full concert with him, and
he's like, no, she needs a ridiculous amount of poppy
seeds to make her unwell enough to go to the vet.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But this is like a to have opioid, Like what's
going on with that?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So, just as like a PSA, dogs cannot have poppy seeds.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I want to just tell you, I actually think that
most dog owners don't experience this problem. Most most dog
owners feed their dog dog food.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Speaking from experience, anyway, she's on a diet, she can't
eat pop seeds.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Let's move along.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
It is time for Usk Uncut. We do it every
week on our podcast, Life Uncut podcast. We do it
every week here as well.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You guys call up with the biggest predicaments. We do
our best to help you.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
And we've got a caller Samantha today that has a
problem that we have never experienced before. Laura, we have
never dealt with this ask guncut before in the history
of Life on Cup on us, Samantha really.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Tease that one. Welcome to the show. What's what's going.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
On, guys, I'm so nervous. I've got a bit of
a best friend drama. So we made this pact like
forever ago, where we both agreed that we would be
the godparent to our unborn children at this time.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, however, she's had a beautiful baby girl, and I
am the godparent to that child. However, I've just announced
with my friends and family that I am now pregnant.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
So I'm about four months for like sixteen weeks, and
my husband is like really set on his sister being
the godparents.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Can you not have two godparents? Like do you want
your friend to do? Not want your friend anymore?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Like there's like all this stuff to go with it,
Like his family is actually religious, so like a godparent
is like really serious.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I guess yeah means yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I've just come to realize like it is a religious thing.
Like apparently like this person's supposed to teach my child
about God.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, I guess it's how.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You want to raise your child, like if you're going
to raise them, you know, in a religious environment, and
it's that serious to your husband and your family.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I still think you could probably have two if you want.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
It's just that your friend one will just it's just
saying to her, like, hey, you're going to be the
most important person, but do not teach it anything.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And then your.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Husband's sister is going to take the role really seriously
because it I am not religious, and I think the
role has different things, Like it's evolved, so when you're
not religious, a godparent just becomes that person that you're
literally like you're the person I trust to it literally
like look after them, be there for them, help me
with them, like I'm telling you, you're so important to us.
Whereas it does have a different meaning if you're religious.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I mean, with that factor, I do think you could
have a really honest conversation.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
With your friend and be like, I want it to
be you.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But when we made these promises, I didn't expect that
I was going to be marrying into a family that
took the religious side of it really seriously, you know,
and especially because like the traditional role of a godparent
is to like be responsible for the religious and spiritual
upbringing of that kid. So I kind of feel like
you can get out of this one I.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Do have, like this other worry about, like the godparent
something was to ever happen to you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I think it's possible for them to be the same too,
people like as in like, I think it's possible for
someone to choose a godparent and also be like, well,
if I passed away, I would want you to take
care of my kids. But that's absolutely not just the
expected norm, and legally that's not the norm. You have
to if something happened to you and you didn't have
a will or whatever, your godparents don't have right of
claim just because they've godparents. So I think, with that
(06:02):
in mind, do you want it? Like would you want
your friend to be the person to take care of
your kids? Or would you want your husband's sister to
take care of your kids? Because that's a whole different
conversation as it is.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, And that's like the conversation I guess with my
partner because that's like another thing in my head. I
think I would want them to go to the grandparents.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Right, we'll just put that in your will, you just
get that's a whole different thing, right, Or will tell
the grandparents and they get the kids.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
That's easy Also, The other thing too, is like I
don't know whether it's a boy or a girl yet,
so like I think that would determine my choice as well.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Why is that when they're both both your friends, one's
a girl and then the Auntie's a girl.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yes, but Auntie has boys, got you got you a girl?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean this is very convoluted, so you're in a pickle,
and I think that only you were going to be
able to sort this one out for yourself.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No, I really just like the idea that like telling
them both. I think, yeah, I'm keeping both camps happy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Also, because if you're going to do godparents and there's
two of them, why does your husband get to pick both?
Does he get to pick your sister and then also
pick a guy? Like, surely you can just have two
godparents and they're both women.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Maybe we like pull like a whole like feminist thing
on him.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Good, I'm here for a feminist thing, yes, queen, you
get that.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well, just for getting on here today, you have scored
yourself a pair of Sony's new earbuds that you get
to take home.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I know you can put them in when you're birthing.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, I'll listen to some meditation. I'm kind of nervous
about it all.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All right, Well, good luck.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
We're superstoke for your hope that you figure out your
your godparent dilemma.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Thanks for calling, Love, Thanks Sam.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Now something's happened online, Britt that I need to tell
you about. Firstly, if you have ever and this is
to everyone listening in the cars, if you have ever
accidentally sent something in a family group chat, if you
have uploaded it something to social media that you absolutely
did not mean to do. Maybe it was a photo
that was not for public consumption. We want to hear
(07:59):
about it. Give us a call, because that's exactly what
we're talking about now, Britt. Do you know who Jamie
Lang is. He's from Maiden Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, he's very funny. He's got a podcast TV UK
TV Personality. Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And he also he's got a new podcast called Nearly Parents,
which he.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Does with his wife. She's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
They are a gorgeous couple, very funny together. I really
enjoy it. And recently they told a story on their
podcast about how his wife had shared a carousel of
images things that she thought were just you know, an
update on.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Life lately as you do it dump a little life dumb.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And in that life dumb was a photo of Jamie
and he was naked, but it was a silhouette of him. Right,
So he's standing in front of a beautiful glass window
that looks out to the countryside, completely butt naked, but
from the back, so he just looks dark.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You can't see any defined feet, You can't see butt crack,
got it, can't see anything? Yeah, Like that's it there?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Great, Like you know, you can tell it's a.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Bit super manny, but you wouldn't really think anything of it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
The problem is is that she failed to look at
the reflection in the glass.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh no, and what she actually.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Posted was an entire penis pick of her husband to
the internet.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's like, wanted me have a look closer. I went
to transzoom in, but it's been pixelated out. Produce a grace.
Did you pixelate this? No, it came prepixeled. That's a shame.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Can we can we find the other pixelated I couldn't
find it.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Does that mean that he he has had a team
that has been able to go on and do that
on the internet, like scrubbed it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, that's impressive. I wonder if I want to contact them.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
They're pretty strap, to be fair, they're like pretty big
in terms of like their celebrity power in the UK.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
If it's still in order to have something scrubbed completely
from the internet, that is like, I mean, he got
upskirted by his own wife.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh my god. But also I want yeah, no, continue on.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So this reminded me of something and I might have
shared this on the show a long time ago, but
at the time I didn't know whether it was like
able to be open for.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Public consumption either.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Right, even telling the story, I'll be like, oh, I
changed a few details. So many years ago before i'd
ever gotten with my husband, his sister who I'm very
good friends with, she had her first baby, George, right, gorgeous,
first grandchild of the entire family, special wholesome, and my
mother in law, Ellie, who I live with, who I
absolutely or she did something by accident because she was
(10:10):
so excited about the birth of her first grandchild, and
Matt and Kate were talking about on his podcast recently.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Have listened to this As you were giving birth, there's
a photo she was very excited. Nana took a photo
of Kate holding George.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yes, so the nurse was so lovely and took some
photos literally as like he had come out.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Mom forwarded to the family chat and like, my vagina
is in the phone. I was looking like, oh my god,
he's putil Oh my gosh, my sisters.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
There are some things you don't want to see in life,
and it's your sister's vagina.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's probably the top of it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So the thing is is like Matt is one of
five kids, Kate is the only girl. They're all boys,
and the family group chat that I'm now a part
of is like Ellie me, all the boys and Kate,
and so Ellie just forwarded onto her four brothers to.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
See and actually, so what.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
The photo was is like it's like we know George
is in the front and he's like literally just come out.
So like, no one wants to see that photo anyways,
all MUCUSI and gross.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
But then in the background he's still connected to the placenta.
It's still in her She was way too eager. I'm like, yeah,
you really bit the bullet with that one.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
We've been asking and what did you accidentally share whether
it was to Instagram or to the family group chat
that you absolutely should not have you should have taken
it to the grave. And the reason for this is
because so made in Chelsea star Jamie Lang, his wife
accidentally shared a Willie a.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Penis pic a penis pick. The reflection was there in the.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Window and she posted it to Instagram, and well they
have millions of followers, so now millions of people know
what his manhood looks like.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
This is not what we're talking about. But I do
wonder if it was unintentional.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I know a publicity's done. I think so too.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
But we did actually have a call a little while
ago from someone whose father unfortunately shared something in the
family chat but under very unusual circumstances have.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Listened to this alrighty, well, my dad sent a dip
it to the family chat group when my grandma was dying.
Who was his partner was away and he was like,
I'm gonna put a piece of her lady underwear on
and send her a dip.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Sorry sorry, plaun sorry page To back it up, your
dad put his partner's underwear on and sent dad into
the farewell Nana group chat.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
No, this is like a few years ago, and Grandma
didn't even die after.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
They gave her the will will live. He came back,
came back from the brink. Oh, you've got to be
one of the funny schools we've ever had. I loved it. Guys.
We've had so many calls about this today. Honestly, this
is my favorite segment.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Lauren.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
We got Lauren on the phone. What happened? What did
you accidentally share?
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Sorry? I was talking at at him to date on Facebook,
as you do, and the next minute I got a
screenshot from my sister's saying, did I mean you share
a photo of him and his mum on my own
Facebook profile?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Were you so? Was he friends with you? Is there
any way he could have seen that?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Or No?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
From memory, I think we were friends at that time.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, it's so funny, hey, Lauren, if it makes you
feel any better. A long time ago, back when the
search bar and the update status bar were really close
to each other, I accidentally just updated my status with
my current boyfriend's ex girlfriend's name and I was up
there for hours.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I think it's sharing a photo of the guy you
like and his mum on your Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He's always worse. Thanks, Lauren. Okay, we got lies on
the line, Eliza. What did you accidentally share.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
I accidentally sent a nude into the work group snapchat.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh you know you absolutely didn't. Who are you trying
to send it to.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
My partner at the time?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And can you delete it? Or do they just all
see it?
Speaker 9 (13:59):
It turned into a bit of a furry. I thought
if I deleted myself from the group, deactivated snap putty
with you. Fine, it didn't work. Run saw it and
you just removed yourself from the chat.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You sent to nude and then Eliza's left the chat?
What sorry? What level of nude?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You know?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
There's like one, twos and threes? Was it like proper
full Monty?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Just like a quite the full Monty? But there was
a fair bit there.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Wow. Did you get a raise or did you get fired?
Speaker 9 (14:28):
This could go two ways, none of the above. But
I became the laughing stock.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Of the Oh like I did still work there? Now?
Speaker 8 (14:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I don't, okay, thank god? All right, thanks for the call, Eliza.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh I love this. It's the most relatable thing we've
all done it. Do you know just I just I
forgot about this. It's not as bad.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
But remember that time when I was dating I just
started talking to a guy and I was in the
text threat.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So I was like messaging in like hey, how I.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Like whatever, which is the first initial days of chatting
to someone new. And I left it open and I
was on a walk, and as I was walking with
my phone, it was obviously just like brushing past my
leg or touching it and whatever. Then I looked back
up a couple of minutes later and it had somehow
gone into my photos. Chose a bikini photo that I
had taken and sent a bikini photo to.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
This guy as if you didn't just send it fingers crossed.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
We're literally like, hey, it's nice to meet you, Like
do you like sunsets? And I'm like, bam, bikini photo
And I never spoke to you again.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I was like, I'm not even gonna undo this.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I've just sent you a bikini photo, like as if
it was intentional.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was the last photo in my phone. Oh guys,
all right, well look that's it from us.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Guy
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