June 30, 2025 • 17 mins
Britt got married (again)! We chat wedding disasters and a poor hurdler who put WAY too much on display during a recent race.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Ben.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Baby your what our windows done?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's my world?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Risen the dust only good, fab.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Dog all down.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I've done much but.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah I know I'll big get and what I want.
It don't matter where.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
This is the pick up.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hello everybody, I'm here with the dancing Queen herself.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's the pick up with Britt Hockey and Laura Ben.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
How the turn tables?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Hey, between last week and this week on Dancing with
the Stars.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Did you feel any different? Like when you watch?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Just for anyone who missed it, Britt was on Dancing
with the Stars last night. She got the highest scores
of anyone.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Ever in the history. Yeah. No, I think someone's gotten
full tens before that.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was making a joke.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
So on the first week, yeah, I got absolutely crucified.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I got lammed.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
If you missed it, this was one of the comments
from the judges.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
For me, you looked like you were drunk and lost
to the party. I'm afraid, Darling, every spin you weren't spotting.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It was very stiff.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Although now that look I know at the time we
wanted to riot, but now watching it back.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
The first dance wasn't as good as the second, not.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Not terrible, I judge Laura.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I have a lot of dancing experience. Everyone I used
to do. I used to go and do salta dancing
on a Wednesday night.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
So last night they whacked me in a tiny purple,
little latex costume that would definitely channel Katie Perry going
to space.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
That's what I felt like. And I went to out
of space in the dance and I just thrived. I
just I don't know what I did, but I got
top scores. I can't see it happening again, but it was.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was so fun.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
I watched it back and I was smiling the whole
dance looking at me smiling on the screen.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Had a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I got to go and watch it live, so I
saw it in the flesh and you were amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But this is the show with Brittany today because you
know you did something else amazing last week. Huge New Huge, Huge.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I got married again. That's my second wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
If you were listening to the show two weeks ago,
we talked about how we'd just gotten back from BALI
and britt got married, but then it turned out it
was actually just a fake wedding, and got to stop
saying it was fake.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It all was because now you're really married, we're going
to talk about it all next.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Well, Laura, I didn't think I'd be saying this again
so soon, but I got married again.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I got married three weeks ago, and I got married
again just this past weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Gone very thankfully for anyone who might be concerned. It
was to the same band.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, the whirlwind romance wasn't quite that much of a whirlwind.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
No, you might remember there was a bit of a debacle.
Wasn't a debarcle.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
But there are a few headlines saying that my wedding
to my husband Ben was fake. Like smack Ben, clickbaity,
Brittney has fake wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Can I actually, I just want to get the real
article up because it did say what was it? Brittany
Hockley reveals her wedding was fake and her husband was
denied entry into the country. Yeah, it wasn't the most
flattering article that's ever been written about you.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Well, that was all fake. That article is fake. My
wedding was in fact real, but it wasn't legal. It
was overseas, it wasn't legal, and my husband did get
into the country, thank you very much. We had to
make it legal in Australia. So we got married again
last weekend and it was beautiful. It was like we
went just really small and intimate. There were maybe ten
of us, twelve of us, and three of us are
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in this room now. I'm so grateful that I made
the cut, including my dog Delilah. So you are lucky
you got in there, because she would.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Have taken your place, Laura. We got married on Sydney
Harbor on a boat.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
That was my husband Ben's all he wanted was like
for him, his dream was to get married in front
of the Harbor Bridge. I don't know why, I guess
for a foreigner because he's from Switzerland.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's such a huge, beautiful like moment.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
And he fell in love with Australia day one when
he walked across the bridge and he had this moment
with the bridge. Anyway, I just had to make his
dreams come true and get married on the harbor.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It was Brittany and the bridge and that's all he
needed to make day happy.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It had a Balines's wedding. Ben just needed the bridge.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
But it started off like beautifully.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
It was so nice, ten of us on a nice day,
a little bit windy, more so than we would have liked.
You might remember we had this big cake debarcle at
my wedding where my proper wedding in Bali. I don't
know what happened, but they delivered me what looked like
a pizza was not what we ordered. It was a
burnt pizza, four levels. It was a whole thing, like
I paid a lot of money for a monstrosity.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
For seven supreme pizzas to be stacked on top of
each other, and someone to call it a wedding cake.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, so it started off.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
There's a bakery or it's a petistrie called Eden's Patisserie,
who I'd never heard of. I didn't know, but they
decided to make me my dream wedding cake to make
up for it. So it started off on a high. Anyway,
we're cruising through the wind starts to pick up more
and more and more, and it comes to the time
of the wedding where everyone's seated, everyone ten people in
my dog.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Everyone's seated in an aisle. I always like, what would
you say, Laura, three meters long?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, it was only about four rows of seats.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
And just as the music playing, Ben's at the end,
the celebrant's ready, everyone's ready to walk down, and I'm
about to take my first step, and I'm crying because
I'm so emotional because it was my wedding song.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And out of nowhere, this gust of wind comes.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Rips my veil from my head and blows it off
the end of the boat into the ocean.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Right as I'm like halfway.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Down the wedding nile. It's gone. The best part was Britt.
It was you in slow motion trying to catch the veil.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And everyone everyone was kind of confused because we all
still thought it was connected to your head and you
were trying to catch it. I think you also thought
it was connected.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
No, I knew it Lessen.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It just blew off.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And then it went over the front of the boat,
and then it just tumbled down and there it was
just floating at this massive net in Darling Harbor.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
It was like a comedy of errors, because I imagine it
feels like a comedy movie. We were running in slow
motion to get it, and it would get caught on
something on the boat right, like a pole or something,
and just as we reach out to get it, the
wind would slip it away, like millimeters away, and it
would go another meter down the boat.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And then I'd run. I'm trying to run in my heels,
my dress, and my hair's in my eyes. Every time
I almost.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Got it, it was just like the world was playing
a prank on me.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It would take it away from me and then it's
gone acta sing.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, I feel like.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I contributed to this because my pelvic floor is so
bad now now that I'm like we're heading into third
trimester number three, right, my pelvic floor is.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Not what it used to be.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Tell everyone what you did.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life
that everyone's screaming about the veil and I fully wet
my pants. But then I was laughing so hard at
every time I would giggle or not even like every time,
I was like convulsing.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wetging my pants, and it wouldn't stop.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And so then I had to stop with like everyone
had composed themselves and we're going back.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Oh no, everyone went back to sit down. I had
to take myself to the bathroom clean up.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Ben had to pick you up off the ground, couldn't
get up. It was so funny. I've obviously, I've never
laughed harder.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I had to, you know, when your cheeks hurt from laughing,
and you have to squish your cheeks together so that
they don't hurt anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Does anyone know that?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I think everyone's done that before.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Yes, that's what I was doing walking anyway, Then the
show us go on. I still had to get married.
So my dog Delilah had like a little costume. Peace
you had like a little veil. I do have the
moment you kind of decided you might wear the dog's
veil down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh yeah, I cannot walk down.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Don't take it all. I cannot get married.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Could you imagine if I walked down the aisle in
a dog's t move veil for six dollars?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Anyway, No, we had to can it.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
But they got me thinking there must be so many
things that go wrong at weddings, Like.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I've had two weddings now and something went wrong with
both of them. So give us a call after the break.
We're going to talk what went wrong at your wedding?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We have asked the question what went wrong at your wedding? Now,
not because something went wrong at my wedding, although it
might have, for it was your wedding again on the
weekend and something went wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We don't need we need, I need to keep slipping
that in.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
I did have my second wedding, but it was my
legal wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Can I say, though, look before we talk about all
the things that can go wrong at weddings.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Because we did. We had lots of laughs.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
But it was really beautiful, and I hope you know
like how special it was, how intimate it was because
it was so small and being able to be there
while you kind of you guys just winged your vows
a little bit. I don't think you'd really practice what
you're going to say, But it was really, really beautiful.
It was like, genuinely one of the most special days.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, thank you for noticing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Noticing that you winged, or noticing that it was special.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Olyvi above.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I did do improv training and acting school, but no,
we did ad lib our vows.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I didn't know if you'd noticed that.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
But right before the wedding I said to Ben, hey,
we are going to do vowels again and he's like,
I haven't written them, and I said neither, Let's add
lib them, like, let's just improv them.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Did he hate that?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
He panicked, But you know what it did? Tell me
what you think, Laura.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
So it was such a small, beautiful wedding, I think
ten twelve people including the celebrant and photographer, like so intimate, chaos,
no schedule, like we were doing what we wanted. Ben
saw me in my dress before the eye, like it
was just a really cute little party. But I think
it made it in a way, like more emotional. Without
preparing our vowals, we didn't think about how we were
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delivering them. We didn't think about reading them. We just
had to look at each other and speak and say
like whatever came to our mind and for me had
me far more present in a way.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Don't take this the wrong way, because I mean this.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
And the biggest compliment I no, I cried more at
the reception wedding, so at the most recent wedding that
I did at your big, big wedding. And I think
it's because like sometimes they're the most intimate and honest
moments and it was really like I know it was
small and I know that it was only like you know,
a few close friends that were there. Not even your
family were able to make it because they're in Queensland.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But it was really special to be a part of it.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah, and you and our producer on the podcast Life
on CA, Keisha, So Laura and Keisha, who we all
worked to see each other every day for six years.
But they both were my witnesses. So you guys got
to sign the wedding certifically.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And I had to withhold every single fiber of my
body to not draw a smiley face on your wedding
certificate because you did it online. But look, we do
have some calls of what went wrong at your wedding.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
We've got Shelley on the line. Shelley, what went wrong
at your wedding?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
We might see our wedding rings in the safe and
then couldn't unlock it on the day, so my fiance
had to cut them out with a power saw in
one of all I guess.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Where do you get a power saw from it?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
A wedding budding who.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Brought a house. We got married at home, so that
was just in the shed.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
How did you manage to look them in the safe.
Just forget the code or what happened.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Okay, So like Brittany, I kept wearing my ring before
we got married, so he took it off me so
that I wouldn't keep wearing it and lost it in
the safe.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That's so funny.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I was so similar.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I didn't lock my rings in anything at my wedding,
but I forgot my rings. So I got in the limo,
I got all the bridesmaids. We drove, and we got
halfway to the wedding venue, and then I realized they
didn't have the rings. We had to go back and
get them. So similar, but similar things always go wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
So funny, Kylie, what went wrong at your wedding?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
My husband and I had practiced our wedding dance so
many times, and as we were dancing, I was wearing
a strapless dress. It stayed in place, and we did
this beautiful dippy drop. My arm extended, and then my
entire boobs fell out of my life. And then no
one actually even really told me. It wasn't until people
kind of cheered and collapped them a little bit awkward,
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and I was like, yeah, we nailed it, and we're
looking back at our photos, and I was like, wait,
what is that? It's like my entire nipple in the photo.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I was about to say, was there video footage? Like
is this on video or just camera?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
No, No one had really videoed it because our videoographer
had gone home. That was just our professional photographer was
still there.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Kylie, I doubt it. I reckon. A lot of your
guests videoed it. They we just didn't want to send
it to you.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
On the internet somewhere, thanks Kylie.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
We had someone writing and actually that said this has
got to take the cake. My husband's granny accidentally started
playing an erotic audiobook mid vowelve.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
No, Nana, how do you do that?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Or so good for her that.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
She's still listening to erotic audiobooks.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
I know, but imagine like that moment it's dead silent.
It's like you're pledging your love for the rest of
your life. Then it's like, oh, whatever, sound it is.
Every week before we start this show.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It might come as a surprise to some of you,
but we do sit down and talk about what we're
going to talk about on it. We throw around, we
throw around some headlines, we throw around some big news
things that we want to unpack.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
And get to the bottom of And there was this
one article.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That got put into the group chat by our wonderful
producer Grace, and this is the headline. Runner wins four
hundred meter hurdle race despite having his penis constantly fall.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Out of his shorts. And I just thought, firstly, yes,
we're going to unpack it. Literally he unpacked it. But
is this where we're at?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Is this it? Is this the height of content or
the bottom of content?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
And we shouldn't be laughing at it because it was
a very unfortunate inst but we're not laughing at it.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Let me set this up for you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
If you haven't seen this in news, is it is
taking over Chris Robinson.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
So he won the four hundred meter hurdle.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Rays and he had probably the worst ward and malfunction
that one can have. Even though his manhood fell out,
he still did a time of forty eight point zero
five seconds, and that time was only one tenth get this,
one tenth of a second slower than his personal best.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
It actually goes to show you. That goes to show you.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Remember when Kathy Freeman wore that speed suit and she
debuted the speedsuit, and everyone was saying doesn't make a difference.
She said, the importance of it, like shaving seconds off.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
This goes to show you when this flopped out, it
took a tenth of a second off, So that kind
of thing is really important.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
No, do you know what I think? I read that
and I was like, that is an athlete. That is
a man with the most namely one other person that
has the willpower or the mental stamina to go.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Do you know what? I know this is happening right now,
but I'm gonna run for my life.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Like if I'm sorry for me, I would stop. I
would at least slow down, make an adjustment.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
But not him. He's not distracted.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
One of my favorite parts of Middle though, was the
commentary around what was happening.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Have listened to this.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Congratulations to Chris Robinson for battling a problem that does
emerge occasionally. Various parts of their equipment failure can make
it very very awkward, but very nearly a personal best
with those adjustments going on, constant to man handling going
on with the left hand. But boy, he just said
(14:40):
in front, why is.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
The commentator so breathy through the He's constantly managed imagine.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Imagine notting to commentate that live, knowing you've got to
be so careful with like how you say it, trying
not to laugh. It got me thinking talk about athletes.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
This might surprise you, but I was once an athlete.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
No, no, no, I know you are. I know you and
I'm not going to impede on your story.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
When Britt first told me that she was like a
world champion bodybuilder, I I was like.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
You're lying, okay, champion. I wasn't a body build up.
I was like, where what?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:15):
When I was younger, I was an Australian champion body border,
like the leader, the lay down version of surfing.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Anyway, listen to this.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
So I was in these big competition ones and when
there are surfing colms, like there's always so many people
on the beach.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Everyone lines the beach.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Girls unless it's like really cold water, always surfing like
a rash shirt top and swimming bottoms, like that's what
you do. This was in the day, not that it's changed,
but like you would wear really quite small Brazilian bottoms
because they were tighter and usually stayed on.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Anyway, this big wave came and I tried.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
To duck dive underneath it, and when I went under it,
the wave hit directly on my butt. So as my
butt's in the air going under the lip of the
wave hits my butt, I go under the wave and
it just rips my pants off. Das you not down gone,
I am now nude with a build the waist down.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I'm nude with the beach.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Full of people watching me.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
And I come up and I can't get back on
my board because imagine if I start paddling back out,
like right up the butthole. So I'm like trying to
keep my bottom half under the water. I'm yelling out
into the beach until I could communicate with someone, some stranger.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
To this day, I don't know. A random girl had
to take her pants off under her skirt on the beach,
throw them to me out in the water, and I
had to put someone else's swim and bottoms on.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
All I have to say to this is that if
this was Chris Robinson, he would have stood up. He
would have kept going. Nothing would have stopped him, because
he's a real athlete.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I'm sorry, and you know how to duck dive.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Imagine me duck diving moon in the whole beach with
my butthole straight out.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
More than that, I'm just imagining you getting up and
surfing away because you're like, I'm not going to stop.
I'm not going to miss out on these pantlets from
like the waist down.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I don't know you want to know? Yes, I did win. Anyway,
let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Thanks guy.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, Brittany segres once again finally official married.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
If you missed any of it, you can catch up
on it.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Just search the pickup where if you listen to your podcast,
Brick got married for a second time.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
And I promise this is probably the end of the
wedding stuff you're here.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I don't know. I reckon you'll be one of those.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It'll be like one year and you'll be like, let's
do a one year wedding anniversary when you have like
a wedding vow renewal in twelve months time.
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Ben.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Baby your what our windows done?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's my world?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Risen the dust only good, fab.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Dog all down.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I've done much but.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah I know I'll big get and what I want.
It don't matter where.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
This is the pick up.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hello everybody, I'm here with the dancing Queen herself.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's the pick up with Britt Hockey and Laura Ben.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
How the turn tables?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Hey, between last week and this week on Dancing with
the Stars.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Did you feel any different? Like when you watch?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Just for anyone who missed it, Britt was on Dancing
with the Stars last night. She got the highest scores
of anyone.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Ever in the history. Yeah. No, I think someone's gotten
full tens before that.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was making a joke.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
So on the first week, yeah, I got absolutely crucified.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I got lammed.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
If you missed it, this was one of the comments
from the judges.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
For me, you looked like you were drunk and lost
to the party. I'm afraid, Darling, every spin you weren't spotting.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It was very stiff.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Although now that look I know at the time we
wanted to riot, but now watching it back.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
The first dance wasn't as good as the second, not.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Not terrible, I judge Laura.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I have a lot of dancing experience. Everyone I used
to do. I used to go and do salta dancing
on a Wednesday night.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
So last night they whacked me in a tiny purple,
little latex costume that would definitely channel Katie Perry going
to space.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
That's what I felt like. And I went to out
of space in the dance and I just thrived. I
just I don't know what I did, but I got
top scores. I can't see it happening again, but it was.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was so fun.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
I watched it back and I was smiling the whole
dance looking at me smiling on the screen.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Had a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I got to go and watch it live, so I
saw it in the flesh and you were amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But this is the show with Brittany today because you
know you did something else amazing last week. Huge New Huge, Huge.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I got married again. That's my second wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
If you were listening to the show two weeks ago,
we talked about how we'd just gotten back from BALI
and britt got married, but then it turned out it
was actually just a fake wedding, and got to stop
saying it was fake.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It all was because now you're really married, we're going
to talk about it all next.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Well, Laura, I didn't think I'd be saying this again
so soon, but I got married again.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I got married three weeks ago, and I got married
again just this past weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Gone very thankfully for anyone who might be concerned. It
was to the same band.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, the whirlwind romance wasn't quite that much of a whirlwind.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
No, you might remember there was a bit of a debacle.
Wasn't a debarcle.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
But there are a few headlines saying that my wedding
to my husband Ben was fake. Like smack Ben, clickbaity,
Brittney has fake wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Can I actually, I just want to get the real
article up because it did say what was it? Brittany
Hockley reveals her wedding was fake and her husband was
denied entry into the country. Yeah, it wasn't the most
flattering article that's ever been written about you.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Well, that was all fake. That article is fake. My
wedding was in fact real, but it wasn't legal. It
was overseas, it wasn't legal, and my husband did get
into the country, thank you very much. We had to
make it legal in Australia. So we got married again
last weekend and it was beautiful. It was like we
went just really small and intimate. There were maybe ten
of us, twelve of us, and three of us are
(03:32):
in this room now. I'm so grateful that I made
the cut, including my dog Delilah. So you are lucky
you got in there, because she would.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Have taken your place, Laura. We got married on Sydney
Harbor on a boat.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
That was my husband Ben's all he wanted was like
for him, his dream was to get married in front
of the Harbor Bridge. I don't know why, I guess
for a foreigner because he's from Switzerland.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's such a huge, beautiful like moment.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
And he fell in love with Australia day one when
he walked across the bridge and he had this moment
with the bridge. Anyway, I just had to make his
dreams come true and get married on the harbor.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It was Brittany and the bridge and that's all he
needed to make day happy.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It had a Balines's wedding. Ben just needed the bridge.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
But it started off like beautifully.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
It was so nice, ten of us on a nice day,
a little bit windy, more so than we would have liked.
You might remember we had this big cake debarcle at
my wedding where my proper wedding in Bali. I don't
know what happened, but they delivered me what looked like
a pizza was not what we ordered. It was a
burnt pizza, four levels. It was a whole thing, like
I paid a lot of money for a monstrosity.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
For seven supreme pizzas to be stacked on top of
each other, and someone to call it a wedding cake.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, so it started off.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
There's a bakery or it's a petistrie called Eden's Patisserie,
who I'd never heard of. I didn't know, but they
decided to make me my dream wedding cake to make
up for it. So it started off on a high. Anyway,
we're cruising through the wind starts to pick up more
and more and more, and it comes to the time
of the wedding where everyone's seated, everyone ten people in
my dog.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Everyone's seated in an aisle. I always like, what would
you say, Laura, three meters long?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, it was only about four rows of seats.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
And just as the music playing, Ben's at the end,
the celebrant's ready, everyone's ready to walk down, and I'm
about to take my first step, and I'm crying because
I'm so emotional because it was my wedding song.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And out of nowhere, this gust of wind comes.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Rips my veil from my head and blows it off
the end of the boat into the ocean.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Right as I'm like halfway.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Down the wedding nile. It's gone. The best part was Britt.
It was you in slow motion trying to catch the veil.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And everyone everyone was kind of confused because we all
still thought it was connected to your head and you
were trying to catch it. I think you also thought
it was connected.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
No, I knew it Lessen.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It just blew off.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And then it went over the front of the boat,
and then it just tumbled down and there it was
just floating at this massive net in Darling Harbor.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
It was like a comedy of errors, because I imagine it
feels like a comedy movie. We were running in slow
motion to get it, and it would get caught on
something on the boat right, like a pole or something,
and just as we reach out to get it, the
wind would slip it away, like millimeters away, and it
would go another meter down the boat.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And then I'd run. I'm trying to run in my heels,
my dress, and my hair's in my eyes. Every time
I almost.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Got it, it was just like the world was playing
a prank on me.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It would take it away from me and then it's
gone acta sing.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, I feel like.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I contributed to this because my pelvic floor is so
bad now now that I'm like we're heading into third
trimester number three, right, my pelvic floor is.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Not what it used to be.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Tell everyone what you did.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life
that everyone's screaming about the veil and I fully wet
my pants. But then I was laughing so hard at
every time I would giggle or not even like every time,
I was like convulsing.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wetging my pants, and it wouldn't stop.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And so then I had to stop with like everyone
had composed themselves and we're going back.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Oh no, everyone went back to sit down. I had
to take myself to the bathroom clean up.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Ben had to pick you up off the ground, couldn't
get up. It was so funny. I've obviously, I've never
laughed harder.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I had to, you know, when your cheeks hurt from laughing,
and you have to squish your cheeks together so that
they don't hurt anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Does anyone know that?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I think everyone's done that before.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Yes, that's what I was doing walking anyway, Then the
show us go on. I still had to get married.
So my dog Delilah had like a little costume. Peace
you had like a little veil. I do have the
moment you kind of decided you might wear the dog's
veil down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh yeah, I cannot walk down.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Don't take it all. I cannot get married.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Could you imagine if I walked down the aisle in
a dog's t move veil for six dollars?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Anyway, No, we had to can it.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
But they got me thinking there must be so many
things that go wrong at weddings, Like.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I've had two weddings now and something went wrong with
both of them. So give us a call after the break.
We're going to talk what went wrong at your wedding?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We have asked the question what went wrong at your wedding? Now,
not because something went wrong at my wedding, although it
might have, for it was your wedding again on the
weekend and something went wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We don't need we need, I need to keep slipping
that in.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
I did have my second wedding, but it was my
legal wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Can I say, though, look before we talk about all
the things that can go wrong at weddings.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Because we did. We had lots of laughs.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
But it was really beautiful, and I hope you know
like how special it was, how intimate it was because
it was so small and being able to be there
while you kind of you guys just winged your vows
a little bit. I don't think you'd really practice what
you're going to say, But it was really, really beautiful.
It was like, genuinely one of the most special days.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, thank you for noticing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Noticing that you winged, or noticing that it was special.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Olyvi above.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I did do improv training and acting school, but no,
we did ad lib our vows.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I didn't know if you'd noticed that.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
But right before the wedding I said to Ben, hey,
we are going to do vowels again and he's like,
I haven't written them, and I said neither, Let's add
lib them, like, let's just improv them.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Did he hate that?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
He panicked, But you know what it did? Tell me
what you think, Laura.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
So it was such a small, beautiful wedding, I think
ten twelve people including the celebrant and photographer, like so intimate, chaos,
no schedule, like we were doing what we wanted. Ben
saw me in my dress before the eye, like it
was just a really cute little party. But I think
it made it in a way, like more emotional. Without
preparing our vowals, we didn't think about how we were
(09:25):
delivering them. We didn't think about reading them. We just
had to look at each other and speak and say
like whatever came to our mind and for me had
me far more present in a way.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Don't take this the wrong way, because I mean this.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
And the biggest compliment I no, I cried more at
the reception wedding, so at the most recent wedding that
I did at your big, big wedding. And I think
it's because like sometimes they're the most intimate and honest
moments and it was really like I know it was
small and I know that it was only like you know,
a few close friends that were there. Not even your
family were able to make it because they're in Queensland.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But it was really special to be a part of it.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah, and you and our producer on the podcast Life
on CA, Keisha, So Laura and Keisha, who we all
worked to see each other every day for six years.
But they both were my witnesses. So you guys got
to sign the wedding certifically.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And I had to withhold every single fiber of my
body to not draw a smiley face on your wedding
certificate because you did it online. But look, we do
have some calls of what went wrong at your wedding.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
We've got Shelley on the line. Shelley, what went wrong
at your wedding?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
We might see our wedding rings in the safe and
then couldn't unlock it on the day, so my fiance
had to cut them out with a power saw in
one of all I guess.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Where do you get a power saw from it?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
A wedding budding who.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Brought a house. We got married at home, so that
was just in the shed.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
How did you manage to look them in the safe.
Just forget the code or what happened.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Okay, So like Brittany, I kept wearing my ring before
we got married, so he took it off me so
that I wouldn't keep wearing it and lost it in
the safe.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That's so funny.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I was so similar.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I didn't lock my rings in anything at my wedding,
but I forgot my rings. So I got in the limo,
I got all the bridesmaids. We drove, and we got
halfway to the wedding venue, and then I realized they
didn't have the rings. We had to go back and
get them. So similar, but similar things always go wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
So funny, Kylie, what went wrong at your wedding?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
My husband and I had practiced our wedding dance so
many times, and as we were dancing, I was wearing
a strapless dress. It stayed in place, and we did
this beautiful dippy drop. My arm extended, and then my
entire boobs fell out of my life. And then no
one actually even really told me. It wasn't until people
kind of cheered and collapped them a little bit awkward,
(11:34):
and I was like, yeah, we nailed it, and we're
looking back at our photos, and I was like, wait,
what is that? It's like my entire nipple in the photo.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I was about to say, was there video footage? Like
is this on video or just camera?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
No, No one had really videoed it because our videoographer
had gone home. That was just our professional photographer was
still there.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Kylie, I doubt it. I reckon. A lot of your
guests videoed it. They we just didn't want to send
it to you.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
On the internet somewhere, thanks Kylie.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
We had someone writing and actually that said this has
got to take the cake. My husband's granny accidentally started
playing an erotic audiobook mid vowelve.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
No, Nana, how do you do that?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Or so good for her that.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
She's still listening to erotic audiobooks.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
I know, but imagine like that moment it's dead silent.
It's like you're pledging your love for the rest of
your life. Then it's like, oh, whatever, sound it is.
Every week before we start this show.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It might come as a surprise to some of you,
but we do sit down and talk about what we're
going to talk about on it. We throw around, we
throw around some headlines, we throw around some big news
things that we want to unpack.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
And get to the bottom of And there was this
one article.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That got put into the group chat by our wonderful
producer Grace, and this is the headline. Runner wins four
hundred meter hurdle race despite having his penis constantly fall.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Out of his shorts. And I just thought, firstly, yes,
we're going to unpack it. Literally he unpacked it. But
is this where we're at?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Is this it? Is this the height of content or
the bottom of content?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
And we shouldn't be laughing at it because it was
a very unfortunate inst but we're not laughing at it.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Let me set this up for you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
If you haven't seen this in news, is it is
taking over Chris Robinson.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
So he won the four hundred meter hurdle.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Rays and he had probably the worst ward and malfunction
that one can have. Even though his manhood fell out,
he still did a time of forty eight point zero
five seconds, and that time was only one tenth get this,
one tenth of a second slower than his personal best.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
It actually goes to show you. That goes to show you.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Remember when Kathy Freeman wore that speed suit and she
debuted the speedsuit, and everyone was saying doesn't make a difference.
She said, the importance of it, like shaving seconds off.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
This goes to show you when this flopped out, it
took a tenth of a second off, So that kind
of thing is really important.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
No, do you know what I think? I read that
and I was like, that is an athlete. That is
a man with the most namely one other person that
has the willpower or the mental stamina to go.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Do you know what? I know this is happening right now,
but I'm gonna run for my life.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Like if I'm sorry for me, I would stop. I
would at least slow down, make an adjustment.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
But not him. He's not distracted.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
One of my favorite parts of Middle though, was the
commentary around what was happening.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Have listened to this.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Congratulations to Chris Robinson for battling a problem that does
emerge occasionally. Various parts of their equipment failure can make
it very very awkward, but very nearly a personal best
with those adjustments going on, constant to man handling going
on with the left hand. But boy, he just said
(14:40):
in front, why is.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
The commentator so breathy through the He's constantly managed imagine.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Imagine notting to commentate that live, knowing you've got to
be so careful with like how you say it, trying
not to laugh. It got me thinking talk about athletes.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
This might surprise you, but I was once an athlete.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
No, no, no, I know you are. I know you and
I'm not going to impede on your story.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
When Britt first told me that she was like a
world champion bodybuilder, I I was like.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
You're lying, okay, champion. I wasn't a body build up.
I was like, where what?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:15):
When I was younger, I was an Australian champion body border,
like the leader, the lay down version of surfing.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Anyway, listen to this.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
So I was in these big competition ones and when
there are surfing colms, like there's always so many people
on the beach.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Everyone lines the beach.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Girls unless it's like really cold water, always surfing like
a rash shirt top and swimming bottoms, like that's what
you do. This was in the day, not that it's changed,
but like you would wear really quite small Brazilian bottoms
because they were tighter and usually stayed on.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Anyway, this big wave came and I tried.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
To duck dive underneath it, and when I went under it,
the wave hit directly on my butt. So as my
butt's in the air going under the lip of the
wave hits my butt, I go under the wave and
it just rips my pants off. Das you not down gone,
I am now nude with a build the waist down.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I'm nude with the beach.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Full of people watching me.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
And I come up and I can't get back on
my board because imagine if I start paddling back out,
like right up the butthole. So I'm like trying to
keep my bottom half under the water. I'm yelling out
into the beach until I could communicate with someone, some stranger.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
To this day, I don't know. A random girl had
to take her pants off under her skirt on the beach,
throw them to me out in the water, and I
had to put someone else's swim and bottoms on.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
All I have to say to this is that if
this was Chris Robinson, he would have stood up. He
would have kept going. Nothing would have stopped him, because
he's a real athlete.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I'm sorry, and you know how to duck dive.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Imagine me duck diving moon in the whole beach with
my butthole straight out.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
More than that, I'm just imagining you getting up and
surfing away because you're like, I'm not going to stop.
I'm not going to miss out on these pantlets from
like the waist down.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I don't know you want to know? Yes, I did win. Anyway,
let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Thanks guy.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, Brittany segres once again finally official married.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
If you missed any of it, you can catch up
on it.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Just search the pickup where if you listen to your podcast,
Brick got married for a second time.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
And I promise this is probably the end of the
wedding stuff you're here.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I don't know. I reckon you'll be one of those.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It'll be like one year and you'll be like, let's
do a one year wedding anniversary when you have like
a wedding vow renewal in twelve months time.
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