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February 10, 2025 • 19 mins

Britt had a fabricated wardrobe malfunction at a Red Carpet event yesterday. Adrian from MAFS has been engaging in Twin Hijinx, and the Dancing With The Stars cast has been revealed!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Burn. Brady are
worth our windows?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Done?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
My world? Reason the dust only good, babs all down.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I don't much, but yeah I'm not.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'll big get and what I want. It don't matter where.
This is the pickup, Hi, guys, it's the pick Up
with Britt Hockley and Laura Burn. Are you a producer producer, Grace,
I'm reading through that. We have our prep notes for
like what we're going to talk about on the show today,
and it's got super Bowl happened today in brackets. We
don't care.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I care.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Didn't think you read it out? I don't know. Yes,
I feel apathetic towards it. I don't know how I feel.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I care. I'm invested in the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm glad you are, but clearly producing Grace isn't.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I can tell you who's playing.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I can Chiefs and Eagles.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah. Okay, so people do care now because Taylor Swift
will be there, so now it's like a thing, whereas
two years ago people did care as much as they
do now.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
On mass Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Anyway, speaking of you know, big exciting things that are
on last night, you went to the new Bridget Jones
premiere Bridge.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, it was incredible. It was like the world premiere.
Apparently it's Sydney. Yeah, Renee was there herself in the Flesh.
She is actually just a powerhouse. She's so incredible. But
you know who else was there in the Flesh.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
The hottest man in the world, Leo Woodole Leo Woodle
And he's so hot. He's almost too young for me
to say that about him, though he's.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Not too young for me. I love a young man.
He's only twenty eight ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's a decade.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Sorry, I'm still nine nine years I've got But.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Look, if the men can do it, the women can too. Well.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
The thing is, that's a theme of Bridget Joones. So
the theme of the fourth movie is an age gap relationship.
She's dating down and I love it because I can resonate.
I've dated Down for years, and I'm like, finally I
see representation on the screen, because I haven't seen representation
for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Brittany, this is the equality that we've all been asking for,
isn't it. You're actually just a feminist through and through.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't want to give any spoilers, I will say
is I really want people to see it. I loved it.
I laughed and I cried multiple times. It's a lot
of themes around grief and moving on. Like there's some
serious stuff, but in true Renee style, she does it
with or Bridget style, I should say, she does it
with a really nice amount of humor. It was a
feel good movie and I genuinely loved it.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well. Actually, speaking of the premiere last night, there's something
that I wanted to talk to you about, Britt, because
there was an article that came out last night about you.
Yes saw from the premiere.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Was it that I should have been the lead in
the movie.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
No, it had to do with a wardrobe malfunction. But
when I read this shocking. When I read this article,
I actually felt genuinely mad. And I'll tell you the
reasons for that. Why it's the pick up with Britt
Hackley and Laura Burner. You can spoil your loved ones
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Speaker 2 (02:51):
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Speaker 1 (02:53):
Find the huge range of fragrances at the lowest prices
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of Pagans whatever. You you're really funny, Well, look seeing
is something that's not very funny and made me really
mad for you, britt Last night you went to the
premiere of The Bridget Jones's Diary, like the new movie
that's come out. Because I first sa season four? Why

(03:15):
do I keep referring to it as though it's like
a series it's been on for forever. But it was
an amazing premiere. Renez Elwigga was there. Leo Woodle, who's
my whole pass, He was there as well. Saturday missed it,
to be honest. But the article that came out was
something I saw last night when I was doing a
bit of prep for the radio show today, and I
felt genuinely so mad for you, britt. So the article

(03:39):
was Brittany Hockley risks a wardrobe malfunction with very daring
split at Bridget Jones Mad about the Boy premiere in Sydney. This,
I mean, look, you look gorgeous. The wardrobe malfunction. You're
wearing quite a high split in your skirt. They kind
of went up to your upper five.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
It was a choice. Yeah, it didn't split when I
was walking. I chose that outfit.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes, it wasn't a mal function, it was a preferred function.
I wanted that function in my dress. It was a function.
The issue that I have is, though, so if you
haven't seen the images, I kind of don't want people
to go looking for them, but you probably will after
I describe this. So there is like the normal picture
of you, like the normal lighting, the normal exposure on
the image, and then the image that is directly below

(04:20):
is a photo of you, brit where the exposure has
been up so much. And if you you know know
anything about kind of like editing photos, the more that
you up the brightness or the exposure on an image,
what it does is it makes any dark areas light
as well. It obviously la completely, yeah, completely blows your
skin out and makes all the light areas so white.
So what you could see in the shadows that had

(04:42):
been purposely lit was straight into britz crotch, so you
could see part of your underwear.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Let's just yeah, let's just give this some context.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
The split.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
If you're at a very very specific angle and you
have overexposed the photo, you can see about one millimeter
of a tan colored undy line, like the tiniest amount.
It's not like everything was hanging out. You couldn't see
it if the photo wasn't overexposed. But they have purposely
overexposed the photo to the point that I look like

(05:14):
I have just crawled out of a grave. I look
like a zombie.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
But this is the thing, this is what made me
so mad, the effort that they have gone to to
edit a photo in order to allow the viewer to
see more. It's like, had that photo just been posted
without the exposure increase, you wouldn't have known that you
could see your undiline, or that you could see up
into your skirt.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't see anything, but no, but you can though
that's not sorry. On the normal photo you can't see anything.
No one would look twice.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
But the fact is they've edited it so that you
can see more. And I just think it is so
unbelievably crass and it's such an invasion. But it's kind
of like a kin to upskirting someone. You've purposely taken
a photo on an angle where you can see up
someone's skirt, and you've lightened the photo so that people
can see as much as possible there's something really freaking
gross about it. And when I saw this last night,

(05:59):
I felt really angry because I was like, it is
so unnecessarily dehumanizing, and like, what is the point of
that you also embarrass you?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, you also don't need to do it. You've got
the biankas and sories, You've got the people that are
nude on the red carpet. You don't need to like
overexpose my photo so you can see my onionone. Also,
I probably would have really liked that photo if it
didn't look like I was a zombie, but now I
can't use it, Like now you have ruined it from me.
But all jokes aside, it's really disappointing to see that
that's the effort that you've gone to in that moment,

(06:28):
is to try and embarrass me. But guess what, I'm
not embarrassed. I chose that dress and I loved that dress,
and I had my Angelina Jolly moment where you poke
your leg out like I had my whole legout, and
I was like, Yeah, this is gonna be great. And
then I saw the phone.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I was angry for you, and you were fine with it,
and I was like, we must write it and you're like,
it's fine. I look on I can see your vagina.
You're like, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Let people look because you know what the problem is.
I was angry. But sometimes you get to a point
where you're like, I don't know if I have the
energy to be angry, because it's this stuff happens so
often and I'm not saying it's okay, But it gets
to the point now where I read something like that
or I see something like that, and I'm like, well,
I'm not shocked that this is what we're doing now.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
But I guess it's the thing is like the thing
that makes me feel frustrated about it is like that's
the length of that that they have to go to
for a headline, and like these are the types of
articles that get clicked into. It's such low hanging fruit,
but for same reason we're hanging, you're using such low
hanging beige fruit that I don't understand how that this
is Like what is the most clickable thing from the night.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
The funniest thing is non intentionally. But I did have
my Bridget Jones undies on, you know, like old big
loose undies.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I didn't wear it.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Intentionally because I was going to the Bridget Jones premiere.
But that's just what my lingerie is like. So I
didn't even have nice undies on shows. It was like
my old ring. You know what they're like, Laura, They're gross. Anyway,
we march at dawn.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
You can, we'll put the photo on the pickup.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
You what we've done is light and it's some more.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
We've just put a photo of Britteye Vagina on the
pickup if you want to go and have a look
at it and be there.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Okay, myself included, But Australia is deep into married at
First Sight at the moment. The thing with reality TV
is it shoots, then there's a few months in between
and then it goes to air. So we're in that
spot at the moment where it's airing. We don't know
the finale yet, but all of the contestants have been
living their life like normal for a couple of months.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, but you also can't live your life like normal,
so like you're almost expected to put your life on
hold so that you don't give away the ending. Like
if you've broken up with the person, you've got to
just like go into kind of like purgatory for the
rest of the months until the finale is Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
You have to sign your life away, Like there are
waivers that say I will not be seen in a
photograph with another person that's not on the show, Like
I remember that from the Bachelor days.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
There to sign that. Yeah, I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I took it so seriously. I didn't leave my house
for three months, but I was deeply depressed. Yeah, another
story for another day. This is not about me. So
there's a groom on the show, Adrian. Now, Adrian's a twin.
Adriane has been seeing on a date with another woman.
He's been photographed by the paparazzi. This woman is not

(09:03):
on the show. She's not a Maths bride. And it's
been leaked quote unquote that he didn't make it to
the end with his partner or that they've broken up
because he's now been seen like getting lovey dovey with
this other woman. So he's broken all the rules and
everyone's a been up in arms saying that you've ruined
the end of Maths, like you ruined this for us,
But he has come up with an incredible excuse. He's

(09:26):
blaming the entire thing on his twin. He's saying, I
was never there, it was all my twin.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, but even if you're an identical twin, if you're
an adult, you still kind of look different. Like, no,
there's no two identical twins adults.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Again, I've got photos they are identical like that iclaim.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Actually they are very similar. Okay, so are they choosing
to look that similar or is that just as I
mean this by like they've got the same facial hair,
they've got the same haircut, they've got the same DNA.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
That was not their choice, but they have made a
conscious choice. He came out and said, you know, we
went and got the same haircut, and they've groomed themselves
the same. Their beard is identical, Like the way that
they've geled their hair back is identical. I think Adrian
the groom made that choice so that he could go
and play up, and if he gets caught, he blames
on his twin. So no one is quite sure what

(10:10):
the truth is.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
I mean, it's the only thing that makes sense though, right,
because if he was still with the girl that he
met on maths, why would he need his brother to
look the same as him, Like, why would he ask
his brother to cut his hair or to grow a
beard the same length, and to like act as his
body double. I would do that, no, but like, but
you wouldn't need to if you were in a happy
relationship with the girl from Maths.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Look, the difference is between them as much as they're identical.
One of them has like two arms worth of tattoos
and one of them has one arm of tattoos.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
And that's a very very obviously identifying feature. But you
could just wear long sleeve shirts. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, there is like a hawk eye out there that
thinks that this is in fact Adrian. So he has
added himself as not winning the show, like not leaving
with a love of his life.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
If I was a twin, though, like, I would do this.
If I was a twin, I would be in cahoots
with my identify you twin to get away with stuff
because she could get away so much.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Otherwise, what's the point?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, why would they make two of me if it
wasn't to deceive people? God damn it, I reckon.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
People get up to stuff all the time.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
All Right, we've got Jamie on the line. Jamie, you're
not a twin, but your cousin is a twin and
has ended up in a bit of trouble. What happened?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yes, when we were growing up, one of them had
a car accident and used his brother's ID to trust
sort to get out of it, I think, and he
ended up through body. You're in jail for that? What?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Wait? Wait? Wait?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Wait wait? Which brother ended up in jail? The one
who didn't do it or the one who faked the ID?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
The good brother the one who tried to fake it?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Was he put in jail because of like mistaken identity,
like trying to use another person's ID.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, I think they called the fraud. Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh that's okay, because you crashed and you tried to
steal an identity. So that's a double way. I thought
the good twin was in prison, and I was like, twin.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Didn't get out of prison? All right, says Jamie. Thanks
for the call.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Claire's called up.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Hi Claire.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Hey, I'm assuming you're a twin.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Not that you know one.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yes, I'm a twin.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
When we were little, we used to play tennis and
do tennis competitions and I could serve and my sister couldn't,
so we would just like I would serve, and then
it would be her turn to serve because you've got
to take turns in double and then we kind of
just like have a chat, do a bit of a
like swirly loopy thing, and then I would just serve again.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Are you proper cheated?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
How did no one notice that you just spun around?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
So if we like had a chat like kind of
in the middle and then it's like you kind of
just like change sides and then you change sides again,
then it's like no one's going to be like, hold on.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Did your parents notice this? But like were they not
watching the tennis? And they're like how At a second
that's Claire Steel.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Mum knew and she actually thought it was quite clever.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
She was like, whatever, it's not Wimbledon. It's not like
anyone's like, var we need to check this out like
the kids, no one's watching them like a hawk. I
think that's brilliant, well.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Played exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Have you ever I've always wanted to know if twins
actually do this, Like do you ever trick your boyfriends
and stuff? For booth say that? I just feel like
people do it when they're teenagers, like one of them
wants to kiss the other one's boyfriend. Is that not
a thing?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
So we haven't done it, but boyfriends have done it
to us. So it has happened where one of like
my sister's boyfriend has been drunk when we were like
teenagers and he thought I was her and I kissed
me and I was like, get away from me, don't
touch me. And sometimes it even happens now like if

(13:38):
they just like come up from behind and see you
just like care or whatever, then they think that it's
the other one. So we've had a few of those
experiences that would be Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
There's nothing worse than having your sister's drunk boyfriend trying
to make out you. That really tops the cake, don't.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
You.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh, I love I just said it would be fun.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Imagine the mischief you could get up to.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Your best. It is time for what we do every Monday.
It is our Vibes and unsubscribes. Now we do our
vibes and unsubscribes on Life on Podcasts, which is our
podcast that we do every week, and we brought it
here to the show to give you just what it
is that we're vibing.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Okay, well, I have a vibe that is quite insure
inwood facing. My vibe is the cast announcement of Dancing
with the Stars, not only because I am a part
of Dancing with the Stars, but I've been training for
a couple of weeks and the thing about Dancing with
the Stars is you've given your pro partner and then
you're given a studio and that's it. You do not

(14:44):
know who the other cast members are. You don't see them,
you don't meet them until it's go time.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I heard a rumor and then I saw it when
the cast was announced, and I felt really excited about
this one.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
That Osh is doing it ashes on the show.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yep, the guy, I reckon, he'll be good. I do too.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
But the guy has had a few hip replacements. You
He told me today he's had three hip replacements or
something on two hips. Yeah, they had to have It's
called a revision. That's another story. Anyway, I'm vibing the
cast announcement because it is brilliant. There are so many
amazing talented, funny, charismatic people, like we've got proper comedians

(15:21):
on their Felicity Ward, who is very very funny.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
We've got Sean mccaliff, unlike those like make believe comedians,
so just pretend like they're funny when they're not, well noble.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Ones, because there's a difference with some people are just funny,
but when it's your job to be funny, and you're
like funny all day in and out. And she's brilliant,
like she's very quick. I really really love her, huh,
I really love her. Rebecca Gibney amazing who was like
inducted into the Acting Hall of Fame last year. She's incredible,

(15:48):
also very funny. So I'm gonna be dancing alongside her,
which I'm really excited about. But then there are like
three or four proper athletes, like Olympic level athletes. We've
got her side. He's the boxer Trent Kotchin. He's like
an AFL champion. Susie O'Neill swiming like.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Goddess Susie O'Neil. I don't reckon she like will she
be a good dancer.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
It was funny today when we all met for the
first time. Someone was interviewing her and they said, how
do you feel, like, how are you going? And she said, well,
I'm not on land much. She's like I'm a water animal,
so I'm not really.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Going I'm not picturing Susie O'Neil as being like agile
in a dance sort of environment. Yeah, maybe I'll be wrong.
I hope I am. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
She's incredible, She's so fit and strong and like obviously
an amazing athlete. But she's saying that it's not translating
very well yet to the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
And then we have our very own me, Bernie Hale.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Also not translating very well to the dance floor yet.
But I've still got another week. So yeah, I've got
hope for myself.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
I don't believe that for a second. I reckon, you're
doing reasonably well. I am great. I'm in the middle.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I'm not going to pretend I'm not doing well because
I've got moves, but I'm not nailing a lot of
my lifts.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
On this cast list, though, who are you most started about.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I was very excited about Rebecca Gibney. Yeah, yeah, well, we.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Can't wait to watch it. I have I have an
unsubscribed this week as opposed to a vibe also particularly
unhigh brow. I just want to warn everyone, as you
all know, it is Valentine's Day, that's Valentine's Day on Friday.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Are describing from love.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
No, I love love, we love love. I love love.
But I'm unsubscribing from shitty Valentine's Day gifts. Okay, And
I know that people say it's the thought that counts.
I get that. I hear you. I am not ungrateful,
but you cannot convince me that there is anything thoughtful
about a really like poorly made white random teddy bear
that's holding a red love heart that you bought at

(17:38):
a service station. It just it's not there's nothing thoughtful
about it. It's to me such an unnecessary amount of
junk and waste and just like unnecessary things that are
gonna go to landfill. And I think, like a stop,
it's just write cards.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Who hurt you?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
My boyfriend when I was seventeen, he gave you a
white journey with Badly Thomas. No, But really, I don't know.
I'm just like, surely there is no grown woman who's
over the age of seventeen or something that wants that
type of junk. Do they? Maybe I'm wrong?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
No. Last year I made a bit of a mistake
with my film se Ben and it was a couple
of days before Valentine's Day and we're on the phone
and I said to him, we're talking about Valentine's DA presence,
and I said, ah, there's nothing worse than getting just
like a teddy Bear, generic teddy Bear or flower, like
just just like random flowers that are like you don't
really need or want anyway. I didn't know, but the

(18:29):
next day a teddy Bear shaped flower bundle got delivered
to my house. He'd already sent it, and here I
was burning him, being like who had sadness?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
And like I said, I don't want anyone to think
that I'm being ungrateful, because you know, it's so nice
when your partner takes a moment to think of you
or do something nice for you or shows you that
they care about you. But for me, I'm like, I
would rather my husband ride a really nice car that
tells me the reasons why they appreciate me. I just
don't think that a lot of thought or care or
anything goes into picking up like a teddy Bear that's

(18:59):
super overprised, and no adult person actually needs a once.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I would still rather a present over a card, but
just a thoughtful president.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
No that's my unsubscriber for the week. But maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe some people really love them and that's why they
keep making them.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Well, that is it from us guys working out of here.
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