October 20, 2025 • 15 mins
Halloween is just around the corner and we want to make sure Marlie & Lola have the BEST costumes. Kim K doesn't know the price of milk so we test Matt & Britt on the price of private jets and other rich people things. And Britt has the MOST outrageous dating story we've ever heard.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, Heem More Kiss podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good Pickup with Britt Hogley and Laura Burn Radio Work
Our Windows Done. That's my world, Reason the.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Dust only Good rab Dog Alder. I don't much, but
yeah I'm not. I'll beget and what I want.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It don't matter where that goes. This is the pickup.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Happy Monday everyone, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
With wonderful Matty j feel eating for his more wonderful
wife Laura Burn while she's on maternity leave.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
That's a very fair point. She is wonderful and Poppy
is also wonderful. Who was now just over four weeks old.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's insane, is it? Yes, it feels like yesterday.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's well, I can't imagine life without Poppy. It's one
of those weird things that it's gone really quick but
also really slow at the same time.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
If that makes sense for you because you're in it
quick for me because I'm an observer.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hey, you know what I did on the weekend. It
can completely changed.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
My outlook on this particular person. I watched the Victoria
Beckham doco.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Did they just have a doco like last month.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That was on David Beckham, Got you So this is
last month?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It was like a year ago. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Times.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But I just think maybe people don't agree with me.
I'd love to know.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think she's so likable, and I think she comes
across as very for somebody that doesn't live a normal life.
She comes across as a normal woman, and she speaks
a lot about failure and about how the world has
affected her and bullying and.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
But I just think she's actually such a likable person.
But she never really came across that way.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I always saw her as just like a photo in
a magazine, never smiling.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
She always go on with oh no, I was gonna say.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
She talks about that so much about never smiling.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Why didn't she smile? What she said about I forget?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, she had a reason. I don't want to give
too much away. You do have to watch it, but
I'd love you to watch it, Matt and then let
me know what you think.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Is this.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Brittany, I have to just come out. I'm going to
just say it on radio after you're married. Well that
would be awkward, wouldn't it. I just want to say
that you are extremely talented. You have such an amazing
set of skills, not just on radio, but in costume
design so on.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm not going to interrupt. Tell me what else I'm great.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
For those of you who are unfamiliar, Recently we had
book week and you made a costume for Marley May
and I just want to say it was a standout
an ovation, A standing ovation from parents teaches other kids
at my slash.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Your incredible works are well done.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I would like to say thank you for being so
appreciative and acknowledging my skill and effort.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
But I also would like to say.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I can see straight through you and I know exactly
what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I don't know what you're talking about, but just a
little segue, Halloween is coming up.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yes, I knew this is where it was going.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well, just what do you think about maybe we team
up again and.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We do costume for Mali and Lola?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What do you mean by we team up?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, we have well we don't know what the costumes
will be. We'll work on that later. But I just think,
but you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Got three kids? Now do I have to do them all?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Poppy, he's going to miss out on this is Halloween?
I think she's too little. No, we'll work on poppy.
But a fun trip, an adventure if you will, you
me spotlight, endless amounts of fabric and paint decorations. Just
think of the possibilities, Britt. This is gonna be a
lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Here's my if if you do it with me.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So it's not just like I'll drive you to Spotlight
and then I have to create them all.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You have to make one, Britt.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Do you think I'm the kind of person in high
school that would do a group assignment and slack off
and do nothing and then get the aplus at the end.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
How dare you?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I would have thought at high school you were the person.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You know those movies were like the limo's driving pass
to pick the girl up for the formal and then
they fake it an.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Egger, I reckon that was you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That is unfair.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh no, actually I take that back. I've seen a
photo of you in hospital.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
High school aside you win or are you out? I
am in?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I am in and I am only Can I.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Just get a bit more like? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I mean, yes'm but it can't be too hard depends.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Sometimes your girls ask for the most extravagant things and.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
My creative skills as good as Spotlight is. They're limited.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Okay, fair, I'll make sure it's not too complicated.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Every day this week we've been running a competition with
Spotlight to give away a five hundred dollars voucher. We
do have some winners and if you'd like to enter,
all you have to do is submit a photo of
you and your family in costume. We will pick the
best ones and who's going to win today?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, we already have a winner.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
PJ.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Congratulations, you have won a five hundred dollars voucher to
spend at Spotlight. This is the cutest family. There's four
of them. There's two kids and their addresses are Adam's family.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It is and I just say as well. And their
photo they put it in black and white. Yeah, nice touch,
brilliant extra points. That's what got the prize today.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, it's not their first rodeo.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Heybrid I'm not sure if you've seen headlines this week,
but the one and only Kimmy Kay Kim Kardashian she
front and center. She's on a podcast called Call Her Daddy,
and she has revealed that there is one item and
everyday item that we all.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Have enough fridge. She doesn't know the cost of it.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I did listen to this.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I am a sucker for getting that goss, so I'd
listen to the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But if you missed it, have listened. How much a
year do you spend on glam?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, a lot like six figures, seven figures.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
It could be a million dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I mean I don't have a concept of what like
certain simple things cost, which really is you know, I'd
like to know a little bit more about what like
a milk carton cast I mean it'd be.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Nice, wouldn't it just interesting to know what a carton
of milk would cost?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But it's funny to me that she's so unrelatable that
she doesn't even know what an unrelatable conversation is.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
But well, I mean, she's not gone to the soupermarket,
is she. Let's be honest, she's probably gotten assistant to
do everything from doing her hair, picking up dog pood
to going out buying the groceries.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You can't blame her, right Also, if you're spending a
million dollars on your glam for a year. But you
know what, I guess we have to keep in perspective
that she is a billionaire, so a million dollars for
her on makeup is probably the equivalent of US spending
like fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Well that got me thinking, these billionaires, the one percent
of the world, the super uber rich. I wonder if
you and me will do a quiz and if we
can try and figure out how much their everyday items
might cost.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh so like reverse engineer, this exactly what he doesn't
know what bread and milk is?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, all right, I like this.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Could could we mix with those billionaires and could we
understand and everyday kind of language in conversation what their
lives actually cost.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That happily mixed with a billionaire. All right, so produce
a gree some assuming you're the quiz master.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Yes, I have put together five of my favorite things
that I think only really rich people would buy, and
I'm going to test to see if you guys can
figure out how much they cost.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And that means it's who's more likely to fit into
the rich life, Matt or Brittany.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
And if you lose, you have to get a tattoo.
I was like a dollar sign.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
No, if you lose, you to buy the bread and
milk for the week.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
All right.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Question number one, we're gonna start relatively small here. How
much does it cost to charter a private jet for
fifteen people from Sydney to Dubai?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Ladies, first, you go britt.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Sydney to Dubai.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
The last time I inquired about a private jet, it.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Was about seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Okay, I was going to say one hundred thousand, six
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh my god, Oh that's I remember now, That's why
I didn't get it.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Okay, that is a crazy amount of six hundred thousand.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Question number two, how much does it cost to hire
a Michelin Star chef five days a week in Monaco
per month?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Two hundred and eighty thousand dollars for a month? Yes,
don't look what why?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
No, I'm just I'm just confirming that that's that was
the unit of measurement judgment.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm going twenty five thousand dollars a week, so one
hundred thousand.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Dollars twenty six nine hundred dollars per month. That's you
both went over, but you work close.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm closest, so I was a little bit off. I
car away, I can't do that.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
But this one was based off a job ad for
a Russian family living in Monaco.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I do love my food, so I would have expected
myself to get and because I can't cook, I haven't
quired about a chef before.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Also couldn't afford it all right.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Question number three, how much would it cost to have
Mariah Carey performed for thirty minutes at your birthday? Real
rich people stuff getting a celeb to performing a birthday.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
She's also like proper diva. How many songs did she.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Sing thirty minutes?
Speaker 6 (08:46):
I reckon she could do five or six.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Imagine what her rider would be and that, Oh my god,
the green room?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
What are you going?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I'm going to go. I'm going to go big, and
I reckon.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Surely Mariah Carey wouldn't do a gig for that under
a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I was going to go on meal too, so I
will go one point five just shits and giggles.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
A million dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Matt and I had to change it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
This is the tiebreaker. It's so dense right now in
the room.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
How much does it cost to get a six foot tall,
custom molded life sized bronze statue made of yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
That is what I've always wanted.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Costs more because he's bigger.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
What does a kilogram of bronze actually con't less than gold?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
So that doesn't help us because we don't.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Know a goal, because this is a hard one.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Grace, I'm you go first, brit six foot, seven hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
That's too much.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Surely it's four fifty. Is it solid or is it
holid out inside?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You already mitted hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
The best rich person officially.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
If there is a spot for a billionaire at the
billionaire table.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Hang on a second. I got two points, you got
one and a half.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
That was a tiebreaker, mat, You can't change the suck.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
There was no need for a tiebreaker. We got said it.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You can't be that wasn't a tiebreaker. It was a
tiebreaker three times because I wanted to say a million
and I had to change.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
There's no need to shout.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Okay, we could all be billionaires in our imagination. Okay, okay,
Can I at least get the bronze statue?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Sure, Matt, there's nothing I love more, Actually there is,
But I do love it a bad, funny, unfortunate dating story,
and I used to have so many of them when
I was on the market, and like, I've really felt
it missing from my life since I got married.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I love it. I live for it.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I love living vicariously through other people who are single
having an awful time.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Well.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I I was dating in the online dating world for
about ten years, and I had some pretty solid, like
solid stories.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You had a couple of doozies.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I had some doozies.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
You were a magnet for the duds, if I can
say that politely.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I was a magnet for a red flag.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
But I have some friends that are still deep in
the dating world, and the story I'm about to tell
you from the weekend, it was hard to believe, and
I just could not stop laughing. Hard to fathom that
this is what people in a dating world to do.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
It Because sometimes I do love my wife and I'll
be married to her forever. But sometimes I think, gosh,
if I did become a single, what would it be.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Like out there?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
This is going to make you run back inside to
your wife.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
As soon as you can. So let me set the scene.
My friend is online dating. She meets this guy. They
talk for about two weeks. Good chemistry's great, whatever. So
they say, hey, let's go.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
On a date.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, let's transition to the real life.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Went into the wild, had a date great, Nah, not spectacular,
not bad, just like, Okay, it's enough to see if
there's another date. A week goes past, they go on
their second date, and there's not a lot of talking
in that week, but you know whatever, like, hey, how
was your week?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Should we catch up again? Yes, they go on a
second date. Then my friend had a pre planned.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Trip overseas for two weeks to see some family, so
she had to overseas, and on the first day that
she went overseas, she got a message from him that
was like, hey, did you want to go on a
third date? How about my house for dinner? And so
this obviously means like, okay, come.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
On, come on, read between the lines.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, you know what it's going to be. So it's
like you've moved the dates in the wild to the home.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
There is no dinner at all.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
And so my friend realized in this moment, She's like, Okay, this.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Doesn't excite me. It's not for me. I don't want
to go down that track. So I'll just can it
good on her? So she just doesn't write back. Now
there's a couple of questions here, was she in the
wrong for not writing back after two dates? And then
how long do you wait to write back? So she
doesn't respond, She's like, I don't know him that much.
Was it was two dates?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Then the two weeks goes past and she's coming home
and she feels bad.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
She's like, oh, I'm just better than that, Like I
should have said something.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So she messages him and she says, hey, I'm so
sorry for the slow reply.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's been two weeks.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I feel bad, but I was away with my family
and enjoying the trip. Thank you so much for the imitation.
But it's I just don't feel like the connections there,
and you.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Know, I wish you well. Very lovely message, but two
weeks late.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Can I be controversial?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, yeah, I reckon two weeks it's you know, you're
opening up old wounds that have healed.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I think I think she just felt guilty and it
was a really she read me the message.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I was like, do you know what, Yes, you felt bad,
you were busy with your family, So I think it's
a valid excuse.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Two weeks goes past no response, three weeks goes past
no response from him, four weeks goes past no response.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
After one month of nothing, she.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Gets a message from him out of the blue and
it comes through as a voice note on WhatsApp. So,
one month later, after she sent a break up message
to only two dates, he responds, this is a forty
year old man, mind you.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
This is what he responded.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Hit me with it.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yes, I saw it on her phone and I am mortified.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I've got goosebumps.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That was a forty year old man's response one month
later to her sending a break up message.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Is it bad that I love it? What's his name?
I'll hang out with him.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You know what's worse? It's WhatsApp, So he could see
it was delivered and read.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
He's like, job done. He was just waiting for the
right fart. He was like, not this one, not this one.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I wonder how many farts he has recorded in his
phone that he didn't actually sad, And then he was
like this is the mother load, this one.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I'm just gobsmashed. I've just never e experienced. And imagine
how butt hurt. Punting tended. You must be to have
saddled that for a month.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I mean it's brilliant, isn't it. I mean, kill you
all agree, right?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
This is who we're dating.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
This is where women, very well educated, established, independent women.
This is the response that they are getting from forty
year old grown men that are just devoed that a
woman doesn't want to go.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
To the house.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Like, it's not that offensive, is it?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Sure? I said to it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
War was coming up, nex, It's alright, let's
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Get out of here.
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good Pickup with Britt Hogley and Laura Burn Radio Work
Our Windows Done. That's my world, Reason the.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Dust only Good rab Dog Alder. I don't much, but
yeah I'm not. I'll beget and what I want.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It don't matter where that goes. This is the pickup.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Happy Monday everyone, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
With wonderful Matty j feel eating for his more wonderful
wife Laura Burn while she's on maternity leave.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
That's a very fair point. She is wonderful and Poppy
is also wonderful. Who was now just over four weeks old.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's insane, is it? Yes, it feels like yesterday.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's well, I can't imagine life without Poppy. It's one
of those weird things that it's gone really quick but
also really slow at the same time.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
If that makes sense for you because you're in it
quick for me because I'm an observer.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hey, you know what I did on the weekend. It
can completely changed.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
My outlook on this particular person. I watched the Victoria
Beckham doco.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Did they just have a doco like last month.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That was on David Beckham, Got you So this is
last month?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It was like a year ago. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Times.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But I just think maybe people don't agree with me.
I'd love to know.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think she's so likable, and I think she comes
across as very for somebody that doesn't live a normal life.
She comes across as a normal woman, and she speaks
a lot about failure and about how the world has
affected her and bullying and.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
But I just think she's actually such a likable person.
But she never really came across that way.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I always saw her as just like a photo in
a magazine, never smiling.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
She always go on with oh no, I was gonna say.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
She talks about that so much about never smiling.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Why didn't she smile? What she said about I forget?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, she had a reason. I don't want to give
too much away. You do have to watch it, but
I'd love you to watch it, Matt and then let
me know what you think.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Is this.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Brittany, I have to just come out. I'm going to
just say it on radio after you're married. Well that
would be awkward, wouldn't it. I just want to say
that you are extremely talented. You have such an amazing
set of skills, not just on radio, but in costume
design so on.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm not going to interrupt. Tell me what else I'm great.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
For those of you who are unfamiliar, Recently we had
book week and you made a costume for Marley May
and I just want to say it was a standout
an ovation, A standing ovation from parents teaches other kids
at my slash.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Your incredible works are well done.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I would like to say thank you for being so
appreciative and acknowledging my skill and effort.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
But I also would like to say.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I can see straight through you and I know exactly
what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I don't know what you're talking about, but just a
little segue, Halloween is coming up.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yes, I knew this is where it was going.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well, just what do you think about maybe we team
up again and.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We do costume for Mali and Lola?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What do you mean by we team up?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, we have well we don't know what the costumes
will be. We'll work on that later. But I just think,
but you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Got three kids? Now do I have to do them all?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Poppy, he's going to miss out on this is Halloween?
I think she's too little. No, we'll work on poppy.
But a fun trip, an adventure if you will, you
me spotlight, endless amounts of fabric and paint decorations. Just
think of the possibilities, Britt. This is gonna be a
lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Here's my if if you do it with me.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So it's not just like I'll drive you to Spotlight
and then I have to create them all.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You have to make one, Britt.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Do you think I'm the kind of person in high
school that would do a group assignment and slack off
and do nothing and then get the aplus at the end.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
How dare you?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I would have thought at high school you were the person.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You know those movies were like the limo's driving pass
to pick the girl up for the formal and then
they fake it an.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Egger, I reckon that was you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That is unfair.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh no, actually I take that back. I've seen a
photo of you in hospital.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
High school aside you win or are you out? I
am in?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I am in and I am only Can I.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Just get a bit more like? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I mean, yes'm but it can't be too hard depends.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Sometimes your girls ask for the most extravagant things and.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
My creative skills as good as Spotlight is. They're limited.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Okay, fair, I'll make sure it's not too complicated.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Every day this week we've been running a competition with
Spotlight to give away a five hundred dollars voucher. We
do have some winners and if you'd like to enter,
all you have to do is submit a photo of
you and your family in costume. We will pick the
best ones and who's going to win today?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, we already have a winner.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
PJ.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Congratulations, you have won a five hundred dollars voucher to
spend at Spotlight. This is the cutest family. There's four
of them. There's two kids and their addresses are Adam's family.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It is and I just say as well. And their
photo they put it in black and white. Yeah, nice touch,
brilliant extra points. That's what got the prize today.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, it's not their first rodeo.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Heybrid I'm not sure if you've seen headlines this week,
but the one and only Kimmy Kay Kim Kardashian she
front and center. She's on a podcast called Call Her Daddy,
and she has revealed that there is one item and
everyday item that we all.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Have enough fridge. She doesn't know the cost of it.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I did listen to this.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I am a sucker for getting that goss, so I'd
listen to the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But if you missed it, have listened. How much a
year do you spend on glam?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, a lot like six figures, seven figures.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
It could be a million dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I mean I don't have a concept of what like
certain simple things cost, which really is you know, I'd
like to know a little bit more about what like
a milk carton cast I mean it'd be.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Nice, wouldn't it just interesting to know what a carton
of milk would cost?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But it's funny to me that she's so unrelatable that
she doesn't even know what an unrelatable conversation is.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
But well, I mean, she's not gone to the soupermarket,
is she. Let's be honest, she's probably gotten assistant to
do everything from doing her hair, picking up dog pood
to going out buying the groceries.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You can't blame her, right Also, if you're spending a
million dollars on your glam for a year. But you
know what, I guess we have to keep in perspective
that she is a billionaire, so a million dollars for
her on makeup is probably the equivalent of US spending
like fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Well that got me thinking, these billionaires, the one percent
of the world, the super uber rich. I wonder if
you and me will do a quiz and if we
can try and figure out how much their everyday items
might cost.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh so like reverse engineer, this exactly what he doesn't
know what bread and milk is?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, all right, I like this.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Could could we mix with those billionaires and could we
understand and everyday kind of language in conversation what their
lives actually cost.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That happily mixed with a billionaire. All right, so produce
a gree some assuming you're the quiz master.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Yes, I have put together five of my favorite things
that I think only really rich people would buy, and
I'm going to test to see if you guys can
figure out how much they cost.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And that means it's who's more likely to fit into
the rich life, Matt or Brittany.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
And if you lose, you have to get a tattoo.
I was like a dollar sign.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
No, if you lose, you to buy the bread and
milk for the week.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
All right.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Question number one, we're gonna start relatively small here. How
much does it cost to charter a private jet for
fifteen people from Sydney to Dubai?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Ladies, first, you go britt.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Sydney to Dubai.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
The last time I inquired about a private jet, it.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Was about seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Okay, I was going to say one hundred thousand, six
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh my god, Oh that's I remember now, That's why
I didn't get it.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Okay, that is a crazy amount of six hundred thousand.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Question number two, how much does it cost to hire
a Michelin Star chef five days a week in Monaco
per month?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Two hundred and eighty thousand dollars for a month? Yes,
don't look what why?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
No, I'm just I'm just confirming that that's that was
the unit of measurement judgment.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm going twenty five thousand dollars a week, so one
hundred thousand.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Dollars twenty six nine hundred dollars per month. That's you
both went over, but you work close.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm closest, so I was a little bit off. I
car away, I can't do that.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
But this one was based off a job ad for
a Russian family living in Monaco.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I do love my food, so I would have expected
myself to get and because I can't cook, I haven't
quired about a chef before.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Also couldn't afford it all right.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Question number three, how much would it cost to have
Mariah Carey performed for thirty minutes at your birthday? Real
rich people stuff getting a celeb to performing a birthday.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
She's also like proper diva. How many songs did she.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Sing thirty minutes?
Speaker 6 (08:46):
I reckon she could do five or six.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Imagine what her rider would be and that, Oh my god,
the green room?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
What are you going?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I'm going to go. I'm going to go big, and
I reckon.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Surely Mariah Carey wouldn't do a gig for that under
a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I was going to go on meal too, so I
will go one point five just shits and giggles.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
A million dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Matt and I had to change it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
This is the tiebreaker. It's so dense right now in
the room.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
How much does it cost to get a six foot tall,
custom molded life sized bronze statue made of yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
That is what I've always wanted.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Costs more because he's bigger.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
What does a kilogram of bronze actually con't less than gold?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
So that doesn't help us because we don't.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Know a goal, because this is a hard one.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Grace, I'm you go first, brit six foot, seven hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
That's too much.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Surely it's four fifty. Is it solid or is it
holid out inside?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You already mitted hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
The best rich person officially.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
If there is a spot for a billionaire at the
billionaire table.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Hang on a second. I got two points, you got
one and a half.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
That was a tiebreaker, mat, You can't change the suck.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
There was no need for a tiebreaker. We got said it.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You can't be that wasn't a tiebreaker. It was a
tiebreaker three times because I wanted to say a million
and I had to change.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
There's no need to shout.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Okay, we could all be billionaires in our imagination. Okay, okay,
Can I at least get the bronze statue?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Sure, Matt, there's nothing I love more, Actually there is,
But I do love it a bad, funny, unfortunate dating story,
and I used to have so many of them when
I was on the market, and like, I've really felt
it missing from my life since I got married.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I love it. I live for it.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I love living vicariously through other people who are single
having an awful time.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Well.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I I was dating in the online dating world for
about ten years, and I had some pretty solid, like
solid stories.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You had a couple of doozies.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I had some doozies.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
You were a magnet for the duds, if I can
say that politely.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I was a magnet for a red flag.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
But I have some friends that are still deep in
the dating world, and the story I'm about to tell
you from the weekend, it was hard to believe, and
I just could not stop laughing. Hard to fathom that
this is what people in a dating world to do.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
It Because sometimes I do love my wife and I'll
be married to her forever. But sometimes I think, gosh,
if I did become a single, what would it be.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Like out there?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
This is going to make you run back inside to
your wife.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
As soon as you can. So let me set the scene.
My friend is online dating. She meets this guy. They
talk for about two weeks. Good chemistry's great, whatever. So
they say, hey, let's go.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
On a date.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, let's transition to the real life.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Went into the wild, had a date great, Nah, not spectacular,
not bad, just like, Okay, it's enough to see if
there's another date. A week goes past, they go on
their second date, and there's not a lot of talking
in that week, but you know whatever, like, hey, how
was your week?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Should we catch up again? Yes, they go on a
second date. Then my friend had a pre planned.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Trip overseas for two weeks to see some family, so
she had to overseas, and on the first day that
she went overseas, she got a message from him that
was like, hey, did you want to go on a
third date? How about my house for dinner? And so
this obviously means like, okay, come.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
On, come on, read between the lines.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, you know what it's going to be. So it's
like you've moved the dates in the wild to the home.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
There is no dinner at all.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
And so my friend realized in this moment, She's like, Okay, this.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Doesn't excite me. It's not for me. I don't want
to go down that track. So I'll just can it
good on her? So she just doesn't write back. Now
there's a couple of questions here, was she in the
wrong for not writing back after two dates? And then
how long do you wait to write back? So she
doesn't respond, She's like, I don't know him that much.
Was it was two dates?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Then the two weeks goes past and she's coming home
and she feels bad.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
She's like, oh, I'm just better than that, Like I
should have said something.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So she messages him and she says, hey, I'm so
sorry for the slow reply.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's been two weeks.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I feel bad, but I was away with my family
and enjoying the trip. Thank you so much for the imitation.
But it's I just don't feel like the connections there,
and you.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Know, I wish you well. Very lovely message, but two
weeks late.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Can I be controversial?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, yeah, I reckon two weeks it's you know, you're
opening up old wounds that have healed.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I think I think she just felt guilty and it
was a really she read me the message.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I was like, do you know what, Yes, you felt bad,
you were busy with your family, So I think it's
a valid excuse.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Two weeks goes past no response, three weeks goes past
no response from him, four weeks goes past no response.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
After one month of nothing, she.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Gets a message from him out of the blue and
it comes through as a voice note on WhatsApp. So,
one month later, after she sent a break up message
to only two dates, he responds, this is a forty
year old man, mind you.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
This is what he responded.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Hit me with it.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yes, I saw it on her phone and I am mortified.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I've got goosebumps.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That was a forty year old man's response one month
later to her sending a break up message.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Is it bad that I love it? What's his name?
I'll hang out with him.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You know what's worse? It's WhatsApp, So he could see
it was delivered and read.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
He's like, job done. He was just waiting for the
right fart. He was like, not this one, not this one.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I wonder how many farts he has recorded in his
phone that he didn't actually sad, And then he was
like this is the mother load, this one.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I'm just gobsmashed. I've just never e experienced. And imagine
how butt hurt. Punting tended. You must be to have
saddled that for a month.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I mean it's brilliant, isn't it. I mean, kill you
all agree, right?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
This is who we're dating.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
This is where women, very well educated, established, independent women.
This is the response that they are getting from forty
year old grown men that are just devoed that a
woman doesn't want to go.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
To the house.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Like, it's not that offensive, is it?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Sure? I said to it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
War was coming up, nex, It's alright, let's
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Get out of here.
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