November 25, 2025 • 17 mins
Britt had an odd experience with an Uber driver (hoping she got 5 stars), Matty J gets advice from someone who has had a vasectomy and an AI teddy bear has been taken off shelves.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hear more Kiss podcast playlist and listen live on the
Free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good Picker with Britt Hockley and Laura Bed Baby, your work,
our windows done.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's my world. Risen the dust.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Only good labs.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Are all down.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I've done much, but yeah I'm not.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I'll big get and what I want. It don't matter
where gone.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
This is the Picker, Batty Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I woke up with something overnight. I went to bed healthy, fine,
not in pain.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
You wait, I'm looking at you right now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm trying to You won't see it, but you'll see
it when I show you.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Where is it? Where on your body?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Something on my wrist?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Okay, I can't see anything. You look fine and you've
been moving fine as well.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, this is you had a midlife crisis recently. I
think I'm having one because of what. I just went
to bed normally. I woke up with a ganglion?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
What a ganglion? Do you know what a gangling it?
I always thought it was all people got.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
See that lump in my wrist, now that I'm pointing,
what is that?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, that's a ganglion.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It is a fluid filled cyst thing that pops up,
and it pops up in your joints, and it's really painful.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's in the olden days.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You get them in your wrist, there's a very no.
They used to smash it with a.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Bible google that produce a grace. You'd put your hand
down and they would smash it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
And pop it or the Bible because they were like,
it's bad, yourself able.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
To be more because it was like a big thick
book that was just going to break your wrists and
pop the cist.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But it's like, can you see it now?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's that white circle and it's fluid filled and it's
in the joint and it's so painful.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Not to put you on the spot here, Brittany, but
how do you get rid of them?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Well, without the Bible, I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You can try to pop it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
If it's really painful for people, you can aspirate it
so like they actually gonna put a needle in and
suck the fluid out. Oh my god, sometimes there is
all of themselves. So I have been poking this thing
all day.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
And you're a good person. You don't deserve this.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't deserve that, So thank you. If you don't.
I can't really pick anything up. I can't open doors.
So if you can open the doors from you every bore.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Of course, absolutely, if you need to go to the bathroom,
let me know if.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You have anyway. I'm going to keep my eye on
it just in case it gets.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Let us know updates by the other show, the old.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Even the word ganglion, it's terrible. Hey, after the break,
I have a question for you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I want to know if you would go as far
as I went with your Uber driver. Now, actually, when
I said that out loud, that's it doesn't sound right.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Wow, you better still what do you do for a
free ride? No, that is God, that was a joke.
That's not it. But I do have an uber question, Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I want to tell you a story, and I want
to know what you would have done at the end.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So maybe it's a pick your ending, you know. Yeah,
when you're kids, you pick your ending.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I love those books.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So I got back from the airport on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I went away for a weekend, came back ordered my
Uber do it every time. That's how I get from
the airport home, and so I ordered the Uber. He says,
the little map says, he's there where I am.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
To be picked up.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And I could see his car parked and he wasn't there,
and I messaged in and I said, hey, where are you?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
He said coming, and I was like okay.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So the car was parked and locked up, and so
he ran back across the road and he was so lovely.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
He was like, sorry, sorry, I had to go to
the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh wait, So the car was parked, the car and
there was no one in the car lockedown.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Sorry, so you're trying to open the door. You could
just wasn't trying.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
To break in.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It was just a car. I didn't smash the window.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And so you know how you can.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Text on the app, and I was like, where are you.
He's like, I'm here, and I said you're not.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Here because are you the texter or the call? No,
I text, I do.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The little message.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Anyway, So he got back and he was so nice
and I didn't mind waiting a couple of minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
It was fine.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He said sorry, I had to go to the toilet,
and I was like, that's okay. I know what it's
like when you need to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
And it's a long drive back.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
From the air long drive and he said, but there
wasn't one. And I said, oh, you didn't go and
he said no, no, no, no, didn't go. Now I
was going to my really good friend's house because that's
where I left my car, so I had to go
pick my car.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Up anyway, So we're driving along.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It was only a couple of minutes and he said, sorry,
do you mind if I stop?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I need to go to the bath through And I
said no, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I am an ibs girly. I know when it hits
you need a bathroom. So I was like, you know what,
you can go toilet's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I wonder if there's people out there who would have
said absolutely no chance, keep on driving.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I reckon.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Do you think, yeah I reckon?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
There would be So I said no, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
So we stopped at a service station.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
He ran in and he came out a couple of
minutes later, he said, no toilet and I was like.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I was like no, this poor guy. And I was like,
but also I want to go home. I was like, oh,
that's a shame.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So he kept driving a couple more minutes and he said, sorry,
do you mind if I and obviously the guy's busting right,
So I was like, yes, it's fine, you can stop
at the next service station.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Did he says it number one and number two?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, And I didn't want to, but I could read
between the lines the guys busting.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I didn't know what it was, and it didn't bother me, right,
because it would.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Bother me if that were saying I have to do
a number two, I'd be like, oh God, I'm going
to be in there for like, you know, twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He's like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I've been driving for hours and I'm just busting. And
I said, it's okay, you can stop again. Stopped another
service station.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
It's very considerate of you. Can I just thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I hope he gave me a good rating.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Action absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So he comes out of that service station. No toilet,
you know how some surveys won't let you use it.
And at this point he said sorry, and then he
kept driving. He said are you in a rush? And
at this point I.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Thought you're taking the piss now.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Literally, and I said I said I sort of am, yes,
And then I felt really bad. So he's like, okay,
So I said, maybe you need the next stop to
be like a McDonald's or something where you know there's
a toilet.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, come on, man, two, that's their bad numbers.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It felt really guilty because I was like, I kept
thinking back to when I would really need to the toilet.
It gets to the point where you're like, I will
actually wet myself if someone doesn't let me stop.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I also like, just find a bush.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, it's in.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
The city though, there's a bush. So anyway, I said,
I'm sort of in a rush. And so we get
to near my house and he was squirming.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
He was so busting.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Don't tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So I messaged my friend inside and I said, look,
my uber driver's really.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Seem to go to the toilet.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
And at this point I'd had about twenty five minutes
to vet the guy and he was good.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, I said to him, would you like to.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Use my bathroom? And I let the uber driver go
into the house.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Can I go to the toilet? Would you have done that?
Or was I opening myself up to something?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I love that the world needs more kindness, I think,
and I wish there was some type of Uber Taxi
awards for best passenger because I think you are dead
set up there for a nomination to win.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
What did your friends say?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I did make sure to say do you want to
use the toilet? That there are multiple people inside and
two dogs. I was like, very much setting the scene.
I wouldn't have done it. I don't think if I
lived alone, I wouldn't have just invited a strange man
into my house with a toilet. But I knew there
were other people in there. I knew there were dogs,
and I could see he was about.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
To wear his pants.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Do was it a number one and number two?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And I can confirm he was so quick it was
a number one.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He was in and out. Heavens, Yeah, I heard the
tap go, he washed his.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Hand, he stayed.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
You stayed for the toilet trip.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Imagine image if you rocked up and you're like, hey,
thanks so much.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It was so weird. I was like, let me walk
you into the toilet, walked him in.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And then I was like, oh, we'll escort you out,
walked him out, and then I was like, that was wild.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I should have checked if he gave me five stars.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Actually, I absolutely that's unheard of.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I know the world needs more.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Britney Hockley's Thank You that's not what the break was about.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But I just I just.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Don't know if anyone else would have done that. And
I don't say that as in my better person.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm like, am I dumb?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
For what?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Am I dumb? Grace?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't. Yeah, I maybe would have encouraged him to
go to a maccas, But I know, but three stops,
three story, he didn't have it. He didn't have it
in him. It was coming in.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You have got so much good karma slash juju coming
you away. I don't know, like what's going to happen,
but next time you need to go the toilet, just
know that someone's gonna let absolutely. Now we're talking about vasectomis.
I am yet to get one, but I am thinking
about it. It's a strong maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, Laura, your wife has been edging you into that
direction after you just popped out your third.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Daughter, and I thought, before I lock this in, before
I pull the trigger, I want to speak to a
few people, just get various bits of feedback from those
who have experienced a vsectomy, and I just want to
get their thoughts.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Do you know the actually what happens like shooting blanks?
Do you know what what's not just sugg.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I think I could be wrong here.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I think they like get a hot iron and they
just like brand underneath your testicles and then.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Like apreci.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like clamps, and then the scar tissue just like stops it.
It's like a plug. That's that's all I know. That's
all I know, And I could be wrong here, So
you know, don't come for me. If you're looking for
precise medical information.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It is your lucky day because for some reason, the
phones are lighting up, which means I'm hoping there are
punters out there.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That are wanting to talk about vissectims we have? Is
it Jay? Jay's on the line, Hey, j thanks for
calling up.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Hey guys, how are you good?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Have you got some vasectomy advice for Matt? Have you
had a viseectimy?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I have, Maddie. Mate, you've got three kids? Now, Mate,
I think that one hit for You're heading te Key
Carnival Territory and I don't know how much that will go.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Okay, Well, Jay, before we get into the procedure or
the cars, can I can I just ask how many children.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Do you have?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I've got two?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Okay? Okay, so you called it after two and how
old are you, Jay?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, forty. So my wife suffered severe by premises during pregnancy.
The stop at two.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
And how did you find like a doctor? What are they?
What are they called a surgeon? I don't know, just
a doctor.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
My doctor is called doctor snit.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So I'm sure that's not the actual name.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Pretty self explanatory doctor snick on goodle. And this is
not a paid advertisement. I think it does quite a
lot down in Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
And did you put some aside s p E. I M, yes, yeah,
we'll just look at you know what, what are you
going to do?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Stash it around the room?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
No, just just to have I have been told I
can't remember who said this, but you meant to.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You're not meant to.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You have the option of having a sample that they freeze.
Who knows what the future holds, it's just their in case.
Did you do that, Jay?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
No, I didn't even know that was option. And I
explore it. I think, like I said, too enough for us.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Now, it's not like maybe you should do it. Maybe
you should.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
My husband's sperms frozen. I've got that bad boy on ies.
Maybe it's not the worst thing if you know you're
going to tie that not for do it?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And then so Jay, the big question right now is
whether you go under that's a local, it's a general,
that's a general, or no, you go just.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
A local almost sleeping. The only painful part of the
whole experience is the local anesthetic. After that, it's yes,
smooth sailing.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Where does the logo go?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
It goes on the base of the painters.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Down the bottom of Matt cringe, So surely that is like,
I mean, I don't even have a willie, and I
feel like that is so painful.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I feel like I'm cringing a lot of it.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
And then what was the recovery time?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Ja, hang on, No, what was that pain? Out of ten?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
First I looked that pain was not too bad, maybe
like an eight out of ten pain. Well, look I
compared ten out of ten being childbirth, So yeah, a
solid solid eight, I reckon. But a few seconds and it's.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
All it's all sers okay, Yeah, and there is no recovery.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Look, I think, yeah, just an afternoon just lying on
the couch watching watching TV.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Or some sounds pretty good.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
That was pretty good, Although the worst part for me
is that I came home and my daughter, who was
tall at the time. Yeah, she ran in head button mestraighter?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
What was that pain?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Like I was? I was still not at that point,
so that was that was okay, But I think the
swelling was a bit worse than worse than expected because
of that little Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Okay, this might be a dumb question, and like, Brittany,
just bear with me. Do you feel different? Do you
feel weaker?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Like?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Did you go to the gym afterwards and go I
I can't lift the dumb bells that I used to
live before I met mister Snip.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Does that happen?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I know he said there's no dumb questions, but turns
out there are.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
That was my main concern that he honestly, I was
concerned about like lower libido or enjoyment through sex or
just I guess the superpower gone. But absolutely no difference
at all. It was. Yeah, it was like I never
had it done.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You don't feel lesser than which is what I think
a lot of men worry they're going to feel.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yes, any advice before I go.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Stop being a bitch, get it done exactly?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Thank you, J.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Thanks you so much. That's been invaluable information.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Than I was liking J up until that last.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Points, He's like, shut up and get it done. He's like, man,
he's still going to be able to buy Sam.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Curl sounds like my wife.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Hey, I know people probably seek of talking about this,
and it's something that I'm on the fence with AI
one minute. I love it because it's so useful and like,
there's so chat GPT.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Do you use chat GPT?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Now I didn't, I real because I really thought it
and I just didn't know how good it was because
I refused to use it.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
How do you use it?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Though?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Well, I've been changing the way I use it the
last couple of days. I used it a couple of
days ago to tell me where the best cafe was
in my area instead of googling it. So I don't
mind using it for that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Did it work?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It did work. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It came up with really good ideas and it told
me which ones were closed or open because I was
I was on holiday, so I didn't know the area.
So I think for that kind of stuff. But I
pushed off using it for so long because you hear
all these horror stories and you hear it's taking over
the world, and.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
You know, some people Okay, they like plug it in
to pay all their bills, all right, respond to all
their emails.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But then are you giving a control of your bills?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's like deep embedded in your life. I'm not that right,
I'm like right, mean Instagram caption and that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Do you do take the dashes out?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hey, I saw a news article the other day. It
was in the paper.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It was actually a physical, tangible paper, and it was
obvious that the article had been written by chat GPT
because they left the party and where it said would
you like me to make this more catchy with one?
They left it in and it got printed. Anyway, That's
not what I wanted to talk to you about. I
wanted to talk to you about the dangers of it.
And I feel like we're in too deep now to escape.
(14:54):
But how is this? There is this little teddy bear
Matt like a z I'm showing you a picture literally
like a kid's teddy bear.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Cute.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Actually, Marley and Lawla I think would love that under
the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's so cute.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
They're calling it the smartest AI powered plush compaign.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
That sounds lovely.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So it's this teddy for sale? It's been sold out.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's called folow Toy AI toy it says it's the
smart AI powered plush companion that goes beyond cuddles. Our
adorable bear combines advanced AI with friendly interactive features, making
it the perfect friend for both kids and adult.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Well, I imagine this, a little teddy beart writes my captions
for me and then recommends you a cafe to go to.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
That sounds great.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It does sound great.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Nine bucks.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
The problem is it's all just been recalled because the
Teddy's gone rogue and it's starting to have like sexually
explicit conversation Oh my god, which might be great for
the adult, but it's not good for your toddler.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It's not good for your five or six year old.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's starting to give advice on things like where to
find knives and like weapons and things like that.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Because I guess this.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Is the problem, right, how do you stop it? How
can you possibly train the AI to only go so far?
Because it's at the point now where the AI trains itself,
like it learns itself, It learns from every time his conversation.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
This cute, cuddly little teddy bear telling people where to
Get Knives.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
What's that horror movie Chucky? It's giving cute Chucky.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
But imagine, like, I don't know, as a parent, now,
would you buy any AI powered toys for your kids?
Because it's like one part you're like, wow, it could
be so educational, but on the other part you've got
a Chucky.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Have people not watched The Terminator?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
What's the other one? Megan?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I mean, we've been told time and time again how
this story will end, and yet we just choose to
ignore it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well, the AI specialist the other day was saying, it's done.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
We can't stop it now because the teddy who cares.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
All right, let's get out of here. Don't go and
buy any Teddies.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It has been recalled I don't know, be careful out
there with the AI world.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I think a little who thought we'd live in.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
A generation where we'd have to say, be careful of
that cute little teddy because it literally could end.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
July
I heard podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hear more Kiss podcast playlist and listen live on the
Free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good Picker with Britt Hockley and Laura Bed Baby, your work,
our windows done.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's my world. Risen the dust.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Only good labs.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Are all down.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I've done much, but yeah I'm not.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I'll big get and what I want. It don't matter
where gone.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
This is the Picker, Batty Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I woke up with something overnight. I went to bed healthy, fine,
not in pain.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
You wait, I'm looking at you right now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm trying to You won't see it, but you'll see
it when I show you.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Where is it? Where on your body?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Something on my wrist?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Okay, I can't see anything. You look fine and you've
been moving fine as well.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, this is you had a midlife crisis recently. I
think I'm having one because of what. I just went
to bed normally. I woke up with a ganglion?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
What a ganglion? Do you know what a gangling it?
I always thought it was all people got.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
See that lump in my wrist, now that I'm pointing,
what is that?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, that's a ganglion.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It is a fluid filled cyst thing that pops up,
and it pops up in your joints, and it's really painful.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's in the olden days.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You get them in your wrist, there's a very no.
They used to smash it with a.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Bible google that produce a grace. You'd put your hand
down and they would smash it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
And pop it or the Bible because they were like,
it's bad, yourself able.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
To be more because it was like a big thick
book that was just going to break your wrists and
pop the cist.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But it's like, can you see it now?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's that white circle and it's fluid filled and it's
in the joint and it's so painful.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Not to put you on the spot here, Brittany, but
how do you get rid of them?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Well, without the Bible, I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You can try to pop it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
If it's really painful for people, you can aspirate it
so like they actually gonna put a needle in and
suck the fluid out. Oh my god, sometimes there is
all of themselves. So I have been poking this thing
all day.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
And you're a good person. You don't deserve this.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't deserve that, So thank you. If you don't.
I can't really pick anything up. I can't open doors.
So if you can open the doors from you every bore.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Of course, absolutely, if you need to go to the bathroom,
let me know if.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You have anyway. I'm going to keep my eye on
it just in case it gets.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Let us know updates by the other show, the old.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Even the word ganglion, it's terrible. Hey, after the break,
I have a question for you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I want to know if you would go as far
as I went with your Uber driver. Now, actually, when
I said that out loud, that's it doesn't sound right.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Wow, you better still what do you do for a
free ride? No, that is God, that was a joke.
That's not it. But I do have an uber question, Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I want to tell you a story, and I want
to know what you would have done at the end.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So maybe it's a pick your ending, you know. Yeah,
when you're kids, you pick your ending.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I love those books.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So I got back from the airport on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I went away for a weekend, came back ordered my
Uber do it every time. That's how I get from
the airport home, and so I ordered the Uber. He says,
the little map says, he's there where I am.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
To be picked up.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And I could see his car parked and he wasn't there,
and I messaged in and I said, hey, where are you?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
He said coming, and I was like okay.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So the car was parked and locked up, and so
he ran back across the road and he was so lovely.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
He was like, sorry, sorry, I had to go to
the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh wait, So the car was parked, the car and
there was no one in the car lockedown.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Sorry, so you're trying to open the door. You could
just wasn't trying.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
To break in.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It was just a car. I didn't smash the window.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And so you know how you can.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Text on the app, and I was like, where are you.
He's like, I'm here, and I said you're not.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Here because are you the texter or the call? No,
I text, I do.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The little message.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Anyway, So he got back and he was so nice
and I didn't mind waiting a couple of minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
It was fine.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He said sorry, I had to go to the toilet,
and I was like, that's okay. I know what it's
like when you need to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
And it's a long drive back.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
From the air long drive and he said, but there
wasn't one. And I said, oh, you didn't go and
he said no, no, no, no, didn't go. Now I
was going to my really good friend's house because that's
where I left my car, so I had to go
pick my car.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Up anyway, So we're driving along.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It was only a couple of minutes and he said, sorry,
do you mind if I stop?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I need to go to the bath through And I
said no, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I am an ibs girly. I know when it hits
you need a bathroom. So I was like, you know what,
you can go toilet's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I wonder if there's people out there who would have
said absolutely no chance, keep on driving.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I reckon.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Do you think, yeah I reckon?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
There would be So I said no, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
So we stopped at a service station.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
He ran in and he came out a couple of
minutes later, he said, no toilet and I was like.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I was like no, this poor guy. And I was like,
but also I want to go home. I was like, oh,
that's a shame.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So he kept driving a couple more minutes and he said, sorry,
do you mind if I and obviously the guy's busting right,
So I was like, yes, it's fine, you can stop
at the next service station.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Did he says it number one and number two?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, And I didn't want to, but I could read
between the lines the guys busting.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I didn't know what it was, and it didn't bother me, right,
because it would.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Bother me if that were saying I have to do
a number two, I'd be like, oh God, I'm going
to be in there for like, you know, twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He's like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I've been driving for hours and I'm just busting. And
I said, it's okay, you can stop again. Stopped another
service station.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
It's very considerate of you. Can I just thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I hope he gave me a good rating.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Action absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So he comes out of that service station. No toilet,
you know how some surveys won't let you use it.
And at this point he said sorry, and then he
kept driving. He said are you in a rush? And
at this point I.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Thought you're taking the piss now.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Literally, and I said I said I sort of am, yes,
And then I felt really bad. So he's like, okay,
So I said, maybe you need the next stop to
be like a McDonald's or something where you know there's
a toilet.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, come on, man, two, that's their bad numbers.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It felt really guilty because I was like, I kept
thinking back to when I would really need to the toilet.
It gets to the point where you're like, I will
actually wet myself if someone doesn't let me stop.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I also like, just find a bush.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, it's in.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
The city though, there's a bush. So anyway, I said,
I'm sort of in a rush. And so we get
to near my house and he was squirming.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
He was so busting.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Don't tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So I messaged my friend inside and I said, look,
my uber driver's really.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Seem to go to the toilet.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
And at this point I'd had about twenty five minutes
to vet the guy and he was good.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, I said to him, would you like to.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Use my bathroom? And I let the uber driver go
into the house.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Can I go to the toilet? Would you have done that?
Or was I opening myself up to something?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I love that the world needs more kindness, I think,
and I wish there was some type of Uber Taxi
awards for best passenger because I think you are dead
set up there for a nomination to win.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
What did your friends say?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I did make sure to say do you want to
use the toilet? That there are multiple people inside and
two dogs. I was like, very much setting the scene.
I wouldn't have done it. I don't think if I
lived alone, I wouldn't have just invited a strange man
into my house with a toilet. But I knew there
were other people in there. I knew there were dogs,
and I could see he was about.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
To wear his pants.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Do was it a number one and number two?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And I can confirm he was so quick it was
a number one.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He was in and out. Heavens, Yeah, I heard the
tap go, he washed his.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Hand, he stayed.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
You stayed for the toilet trip.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Imagine image if you rocked up and you're like, hey,
thanks so much.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It was so weird. I was like, let me walk
you into the toilet, walked him in.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And then I was like, oh, we'll escort you out,
walked him out, and then I was like, that was wild.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I should have checked if he gave me five stars.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Actually, I absolutely that's unheard of.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I know the world needs more.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Britney Hockley's Thank You that's not what the break was about.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But I just I just.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Don't know if anyone else would have done that. And
I don't say that as in my better person.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm like, am I dumb?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
For what?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Am I dumb? Grace?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't. Yeah, I maybe would have encouraged him to
go to a maccas, But I know, but three stops,
three story, he didn't have it. He didn't have it
in him. It was coming in.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You have got so much good karma slash juju coming
you away. I don't know, like what's going to happen,
but next time you need to go the toilet, just
know that someone's gonna let absolutely. Now we're talking about vasectomis.
I am yet to get one, but I am thinking
about it. It's a strong maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, Laura, your wife has been edging you into that
direction after you just popped out your third.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Daughter, and I thought, before I lock this in, before
I pull the trigger, I want to speak to a
few people, just get various bits of feedback from those
who have experienced a vsectomy, and I just want to
get their thoughts.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Do you know the actually what happens like shooting blanks?
Do you know what what's not just sugg.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I think I could be wrong here.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I think they like get a hot iron and they
just like brand underneath your testicles and then.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Like apreci.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like clamps, and then the scar tissue just like stops it.
It's like a plug. That's that's all I know. That's
all I know, And I could be wrong here, So
you know, don't come for me. If you're looking for
precise medical information.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It is your lucky day because for some reason, the
phones are lighting up, which means I'm hoping there are
punters out there.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That are wanting to talk about vissectims we have? Is
it Jay? Jay's on the line, Hey, j thanks for
calling up.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Hey guys, how are you good?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Have you got some vasectomy advice for Matt? Have you
had a viseectimy?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I have, Maddie. Mate, you've got three kids? Now, Mate,
I think that one hit for You're heading te Key
Carnival Territory and I don't know how much that will go.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Okay, Well, Jay, before we get into the procedure or
the cars, can I can I just ask how many children.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Do you have?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I've got two?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Okay? Okay, so you called it after two and how
old are you, Jay?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, forty. So my wife suffered severe by premises during pregnancy.
The stop at two.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
And how did you find like a doctor? What are they?
What are they called a surgeon? I don't know, just
a doctor.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
My doctor is called doctor snit.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So I'm sure that's not the actual name.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Pretty self explanatory doctor snick on goodle. And this is
not a paid advertisement. I think it does quite a
lot down in Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
And did you put some aside s p E. I M, yes, yeah,
we'll just look at you know what, what are you
going to do?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Stash it around the room?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
No, just just to have I have been told I
can't remember who said this, but you meant to.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You're not meant to.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You have the option of having a sample that they freeze.
Who knows what the future holds, it's just their in case.
Did you do that, Jay?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
No, I didn't even know that was option. And I
explore it. I think, like I said, too enough for us.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Now, it's not like maybe you should do it. Maybe
you should.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
My husband's sperms frozen. I've got that bad boy on ies.
Maybe it's not the worst thing if you know you're
going to tie that not for do it?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And then so Jay, the big question right now is
whether you go under that's a local, it's a general,
that's a general, or no, you go just.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
A local almost sleeping. The only painful part of the
whole experience is the local anesthetic. After that, it's yes,
smooth sailing.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Where does the logo go?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
It goes on the base of the painters.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Down the bottom of Matt cringe, So surely that is like,
I mean, I don't even have a willie, and I
feel like that is so painful.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I feel like I'm cringing a lot of it.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
And then what was the recovery time?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Ja, hang on, No, what was that pain? Out of ten?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
First I looked that pain was not too bad, maybe
like an eight out of ten pain. Well, look I
compared ten out of ten being childbirth, So yeah, a
solid solid eight, I reckon. But a few seconds and it's.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
All it's all sers okay, Yeah, and there is no recovery.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Look, I think, yeah, just an afternoon just lying on
the couch watching watching TV.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Or some sounds pretty good.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
That was pretty good, Although the worst part for me
is that I came home and my daughter, who was
tall at the time. Yeah, she ran in head button mestraighter?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
What was that pain?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Like I was? I was still not at that point,
so that was that was okay, But I think the
swelling was a bit worse than worse than expected because
of that little Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Okay, this might be a dumb question, and like, Brittany,
just bear with me. Do you feel different? Do you
feel weaker?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Like?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Did you go to the gym afterwards and go I
I can't lift the dumb bells that I used to
live before I met mister Snip.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Does that happen?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I know he said there's no dumb questions, but turns
out there are.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
That was my main concern that he honestly, I was
concerned about like lower libido or enjoyment through sex or
just I guess the superpower gone. But absolutely no difference
at all. It was. Yeah, it was like I never
had it done.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You don't feel lesser than which is what I think
a lot of men worry they're going to feel.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yes, any advice before I go.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Stop being a bitch, get it done exactly?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Thank you, J.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Thanks you so much. That's been invaluable information.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Than I was liking J up until that last.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Points, He's like, shut up and get it done. He's like, man,
he's still going to be able to buy Sam.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Curl sounds like my wife.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Hey, I know people probably seek of talking about this,
and it's something that I'm on the fence with AI
one minute. I love it because it's so useful and like,
there's so chat GPT.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Do you use chat GPT?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Now I didn't, I real because I really thought it
and I just didn't know how good it was because
I refused to use it.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
How do you use it?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Though?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Well, I've been changing the way I use it the
last couple of days. I used it a couple of
days ago to tell me where the best cafe was
in my area instead of googling it. So I don't
mind using it for that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Did it work?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It did work. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It came up with really good ideas and it told
me which ones were closed or open because I was
I was on holiday, so I didn't know the area.
So I think for that kind of stuff. But I
pushed off using it for so long because you hear
all these horror stories and you hear it's taking over
the world, and.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
You know, some people Okay, they like plug it in
to pay all their bills, all right, respond to all
their emails.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But then are you giving a control of your bills?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's like deep embedded in your life. I'm not that right,
I'm like right, mean Instagram caption and that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Do you do take the dashes out?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hey, I saw a news article the other day. It
was in the paper.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It was actually a physical, tangible paper, and it was
obvious that the article had been written by chat GPT
because they left the party and where it said would
you like me to make this more catchy with one?
They left it in and it got printed. Anyway, That's
not what I wanted to talk to you about. I
wanted to talk to you about the dangers of it.
And I feel like we're in too deep now to escape.
(14:54):
But how is this? There is this little teddy bear
Matt like a z I'm showing you a picture literally
like a kid's teddy bear.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Cute.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Actually, Marley and Lawla I think would love that under
the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's so cute.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
They're calling it the smartest AI powered plush compaign.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
That sounds lovely.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So it's this teddy for sale? It's been sold out.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's called folow Toy AI toy it says it's the
smart AI powered plush companion that goes beyond cuddles. Our
adorable bear combines advanced AI with friendly interactive features, making
it the perfect friend for both kids and adult.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Well, I imagine this, a little teddy beart writes my captions
for me and then recommends you a cafe to go to.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
That sounds great.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It does sound great.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Nine bucks.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
The problem is it's all just been recalled because the
Teddy's gone rogue and it's starting to have like sexually
explicit conversation Oh my god, which might be great for
the adult, but it's not good for your toddler.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It's not good for your five or six year old.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's starting to give advice on things like where to
find knives and like weapons and things like that.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Because I guess this.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Is the problem, right, how do you stop it? How
can you possibly train the AI to only go so far?
Because it's at the point now where the AI trains itself,
like it learns itself, It learns from every time his conversation.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
This cute, cuddly little teddy bear telling people where to
Get Knives.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
What's that horror movie Chucky? It's giving cute Chucky.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
But imagine, like, I don't know, as a parent, now,
would you buy any AI powered toys for your kids?
Because it's like one part you're like, wow, it could
be so educational, but on the other part you've got
a Chucky.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Have people not watched The Terminator?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
What's the other one? Megan?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I mean, we've been told time and time again how
this story will end, and yet we just choose to
ignore it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well, the AI specialist the other day was saying, it's done.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
We can't stop it now because the teddy who cares.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
All right, let's get out of here. Don't go and
buy any Teddies.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It has been recalled I don't know, be careful out
there with the AI world.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I think a little who thought we'd live in.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
A generation where we'd have to say, be careful of
that cute little teddy because it literally could end.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
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